#41 Our Sims Confessions and Toothless Cyril - with JUNO BIRCH (Part I)

0:02Welcome to this week's episode of Your Internet Boyfriends. Hello Mark Teacocks Hello Dennis Lenn Hello Juno Birch Hello Dennis Lenn Hello Juno Birch Hello Mark Teacocks

0:19She's on the way She's nearly here Excited now celebrity I'm very excited Giddy I told you this morning I feel like I'm going on holidays Yeah You know Do you get a new earring? I moved it around my head Oh right okay Yeah Because when she arrives I'm going to sit over there Oh and you wanted to be showing. So you're going to be looking at the right. The viewers are going to get a glimpse of the right inside of my face. They haven't seen that. They've never seen it. No, they've never seen it. So my slice and all my features are going to be hidden. They're going to be gone. You will get the quiff though, the little you know the...

0:49Yeah, I've I don't know, the hairs. Panicking. I'm panicking. I'm excited. I'm excited. You need to get a slice on the other side and you'll be sorted. Two slices. Can I tell you what my mother did during the week? Please. Oh dear God. She told my sister I was dead. Oops Yeah By accident Okay She rang her up And She said to my sister Who I hadn't spoken to in a while She said Dennis In England Is dead Right Someone else Another Dennis Now The thing about this is Is that it wouldn't be so far fetched For my mother To describe my death Or for you to die To be honest Yeah for me to die one But for my mother to describe My death as Dennis in England you know to describe me as that yeah sister nearly collapsed sister said she was she was she actually went like down like yeah crouching down over he's dead and then my mother couldn't understand what she had done oh my god what how long did it go on uh well i mean it went on for probably 30 seconds too long yeah you know as my mother tried to figure out why my sister wasn't responding.

2:01So yeah. Were you not dead? I'm not dead. I'm here. I'm doing well. Yeah. I'm flying it actually. So thank the Lord. So I might pop home at Christmas just to make sure that they know that I'm not. Have you booked that flight? I have not booked that flight. I booked my flight. Of course you did. I booked the flight. Oh delighted. I bet you got a big bargain did you? I got a great deal. Tell me now what time in the morning did you book it for? I booked it for a lovely time. What time? I think it's like 11. And I go on Aer Lingus. from Heathrow because I'm going on the 18th very early this year because I have gigs in Dublin beauties on the 19th so I'm going nice luxurious Erlingus not 6 o 'clock in the morning Ryan Erlutley plenty of time I booked my annual leave I did it all this week I got the calendar out I had 4.5 days of annual leave because I've not had to deal with this before like having a job and having to write down on a thing because I just do what I want usually but I had to tell someone now this time do you know what else happens in this new job you get your birthday off oh that's lovely not a nice perk when's your birthday tomorrow this week right is it tomorrow tomorrow no sign of a present is it tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow this tomorrow tomorrow actually listening now it's tomorrow oh okay great so not a sign of anything I noticed maybe there's a surprise coming out is it June I got a big gift for you coming very soon she's coming in the door in a minute.

3:28Very soon. Yeah, so you get the nice birthday off. Lovely, yeah, great. Yeah, very excited. Fantastic. Just trying to think about what I need to get you now for your... What would I get you now as a Christmas gift? Would I get maybe both of us on a t-shirt? Yeah. That'd be nice. That'd be lovely. I need perfume. That's what I want. I'm telling everyone. I've gone through, I had about ten bottles. Do you want a bottle of jupe? That'd be lovely. Yeah? That would be lovely. That would make me... Oh, sorry, no. we need to talk about perfume yeah right so recently Lisa has been there's been there's been her DMs have been exploding okay right exploding from straight heterosexual men you know coming coming in with the the kind of gentle soft launch do you know great to see you heart okay You know, winky face.

4:28Maybe see you again. Testing. Yeah, you know, see how it is. Little digital toe, you know, in the inbox. Yeah. And, you know, I thought nothing of it. So that's fine, you know, keep a gentle eye on it, you know. Whatever, you know, in the middle of the night, get her phone. Put it up in her face, unlock it, check what's going on, you know. But other than that, you know, not overreacting or anything. Yeah. Last night, she came home. smelled of the strongest cologne a man a man oh dupe head to toe I'm telling you no like I mean strong I actually thought I actually thought when I kissed her I thought my god how much are you after drinking this reminds me of kissing a man yeah I was like this is strange stunk who she said it was because she was in an Uber who was pumping cologne through the air vents.

5:29And yeah, that was the reason. And I just have to be... What do you think? Would it be able to attach to you like that? It'd be a big hug. A big hug? I'd say a hug for... A minute. 30, 35 minutes. Yeah. I wonder... You can't really ask anymore. No, I couldn't. I was inside in the bed next to her, like, eyes stinging. Yeah. Smiling away. Maybe she was buying you a present. Maybe that's it. She was buying you a present for Christmas and she tested it out. But she tested it out at about half-elevent night. Would there be a lot of places open? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. No? Don't know. Do you think, like, do you think...

6:16That would explain it to me. She was just... Or she was hugging a man. Or she was hugging a man. For too long For ages At work Yeah Because you're not very If the DM You're not very Visible In each other's No we're not So you can't blame them She's too important Yeah She's too important And too successful Yeah But that's You know what That's what I kind of like With the gay world A lot better Is like The gay men You know I mean a lot of them Know I'm in a relationship They don't care But at least they don't Oh they couldn't care less But at least they don't come in Going Hey how are you Oh I love your dog I've got a little golden retriever as well You know that shite Gentle Because that could It's not too much Yeah but you know what they're acting like To be forgiven The soft launch Or like you know Oh I love what you're doing I think it's great You know like I like that too Gay men just come in and go Can I suck you off You know like They do And they're going And I'm just going No you can't But respect it You know At least you're just Out there saying it Straight to the point These fellas We don't have time I'm telling you Enemies at the gates Mark all the time full time job like yeah we don't have time do you know what I've noticed my requests aren't kind of not get notifications as much as I used to so people who don't who I don't know they go into the requests and I sit down maybe once a week and I go through them wild a dungeon I'd say totally new people who've just come across me can you get your phone there wild why can you get your phone to see them just see because I meant to I meant to ask you about this before because sometimes you send me a couple of them right Oh, I can never find them properly, though.

7:52You can send me them in. But if we just have a look at Mark's recent messages, I'm just going to swipe through a couple of screenshots that you have sent me. So this is from N. Your battery is very low. Yeah. And you sent this to me at 10 o 'clock at night. Next time you come, you can stay at mine for free. And then you sent them back. A big red heart. Yeah. Lovely. And then he said, you don't even have to feed me a load if you don't want. and then the gay qualifier haha if you don't want and he says jokes aside for four days it won't be a problem it goes it goes back and forth oh my god they never they never stand the ground do they they never stick the landing leg treat me like a whore oh if you want yeah if you want but seriously doll I know some great cafes around the place there's a picture of the two of us this person replied my kind of sandwich that's nice same picture of us a person replied my cruising fantasy.

8:50Okay. And then you, instead of, you know, saying no, don't be saying that, you sent him three little piggy emojis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You said that you went to the theatre. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Do you know what? So we were talking about Paddington Bear. Yeah. I've never had so many people have an opinion about something that I've said before. A lot of, a lot of excitement about Paddington Bear. The person in the costume now is, I don't know if this was always the case, but at least now she is coming out and taking a big bow at the end. She's good, yeah. And she's doing loads of press and she's getting loads of attention, so that's good.

9:24And then I was like, should I go see it? So I had a look and it's 25, no, it's not 25 pounds. It's 250 pounds to go see Paddington Bear, so I'm not going to do that. 250 pounds? It's very popular. To get inside the bear? To go. Get in the suit? No, just to sit in a chair. That's scandalous. And watch him dance around. So we're not going to do that, But I have a friend coming over in a few weeks and he really loves theater, musical theater. And their tickets, like they start, they get you in and they say from£25. And it's never£25, it's usually£45.50 for the absolute worst ticket behind a pole.

10:06Like, can't see anything. And then you're like, well, I'm here now, there's another one for£67.50, a little bit closer. and then suddenly it's 155.90 and it goes up and up and up. So, but then I remembered I have a fan who dropped me an offer a while ago and usually I don't pay attention to these things but sometimes I call in the favour and he works in one of the theatre... Oh, a powerful man I'd say in the gay community. He works in one of the theatre booths. A poor man And he He always offered Kind of cheap tickets But The deal is He wants To have a little Little munch A what? A little taste A little snack In the theatre It has to be in the theatre In a West End theatre Wouldn't that be a great story?

11:07Before they open Like he'd have a key I won't say which one Can you imagine? Like on the stage of He must be On the stage, Mamma Mia He's making his own currency there Before anyone comes in On the stage of Mamma Mia It's not Mamma Mia No one's getting fired It's a different Isn't that exciting? A West End stage West End girl Do you know what I don't get? It's like If I was dealing in If I was dealing tickets Yeah Right? If I was dealing tickets Yeah I wouldn't be For me Yeah I wouldn't be saying yes here's here's the ticket you can get the ticket if I can lick you out oh yeah you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah you want the other tickets for lick outs like I don't like yeah you it seems like a very good deal for you yeah like oh how do I get excuse me it's a great deal for them yeah oh yeah I'm not saying it's not but like as in you win twice they that's what they always want it's the complete opposite of what you think they usually want to do things rather than oh have things done I've heard I've heard from the industry the gayonomics is fascinating oh yeah fascinating so well I think we got the tickets down to about 45 45.50 they're not free but that's a good deal can you get three tickets?

12:28well I have to be in town very early in the morning very early in the morning do you ever just walk around the West End and think this is mad like it's so exciting I do a tour where I pass around the back of where Oliver is on now and the queues of people for autographs is wild like it's such a world that if you're not part of it you kind of don't pay attention to it and then these kids are coming from all over the country and queuing up and they're stars like celebrities I don't like Oliver you don't like Oliver? no what would you go see? so the big ones now are six is still going Oliver Paddington Wicked Phantom Wicked is oh my god never ending Les Males I'd go see Cabaret oh yes yeah oh yes yes I've still not been oh do you want to go wait I'd love to go do you know anyone who works in theatre not that one I know you've just you've just like excluded two of them now I know two people who were in the show Cabaret and I didn't go.

13:40I know Rob Madge who was the bloody star, the MC. Yeah. And I didn't go. And my friend Anya was there for like two years. Never went. Never went. Because it was on for so long and I'm like, oh, I'll get to it. Let's go. I'd love to go. Oh, and I have another friend Julian was in it. I know loads of people but they're all finished now so I don't have the discount. How much does it take to Cabaret? Ah, stop. 200. Get out. Of course. No, it's not. It's been on for a million years. Yeah. But they changed the cast. they bring in new like stars and it's yeah never ends we could do that yeah I have a friend coming I need to do you have any birthday coming up?

14:16I do there we go little envelope I'll call I'll call my friend what else is going on? so we we did a bit of online shopping yeah there's a lovely little bit of this blouse this blouse that's a great colour what would we call that colour? I would call that a nearly green. Soft mint. Soft mint, yeah. Is it? Yeah, it's very good. And it's the same colour as the vein in your bicep, which is very exciting. Where's the vein? Oh, yes. They like that. I am a little bit... Oh, she's bulging. I'm a little bit, what do you call it? It's a vascular. Bursting out. Yeah. They love that. Oh, look, it moves. Yeah.

14:58Yeah, they will enjoy that. Same, yeah, same colour as my veins. I think it costs about four pounds, something like that. The top? Yeah. Oh. Oh, it's all. You know, I'm an environmentally friendly man. So Lisa went on a little bit of a rampage. She picked me up some tops. Very nice, right? I don't dress myself at all. And I'm thinking of getting a couple of cycling tops as well. Oh, would you like this one? Yeah, they're great. They're great. I'm still not sure about the zippage, though. Sorry. Yeah, I think that was too much of a plunge. There we go. But picked up a couple of tops. Yeah. And we gathered up all the little packages.

15:35and we got them up like just outside the door and we went in and then we're doing a little fashion show so elisa was inside in the other little living room and i was inside in her room and i put on the first top and i came out and she was like oh that's that's actually a little small small um so i was like okay that's fine um and then i tried on this one and she was like oh yeah love that whatever came up with another one a little bit small it's like fine we got we got one top come on another one great little top right yeah so i went back in there's another package so open that and i noticed oh this this is something that lisa got oh right so i'll be funny and it was like a little kind of skirt dress thing oh that's funny right so i was like you know i'll put this on this will be very funny um and i came out and i was oh i don't know about this t-shirt ha ha ha and she was like what the hell is that and i was like this is the dress that you bought so i didn't buy the dress and i was like yes you did yeah and she was like no i didn't and i was I was like, yes, you did.

16:31I was like, where did the dress come from? It was her neighbours. Oh.

16:37You squeezed into it. I was downstairs wearing the neighbour's dress. Oh, my God. The panic. Did you have to bring it into her then? We had to seal it back up. I ripped the thing apart. Like, I ripped the, you know, the package open. Yeah. We were driving Saladay for Honda. To think, right. Was it nice? It was nice. Yeah, it was a nice little velvet number. But to think, at any one point, like you've just purchased the dress and the man downstairs who doesn't even live there is wearing it. Parading it around. Wearing it around the place like. Yeah. Oh my God. And then we heard them coming in and of course Lisa can't help herself then right.

17:12You can hear stuff like in the hall and you can hear and then she's inside going they're coming in now. They're coming in now. It's like shut up. Shut up. Stop talking. They're coming in. They're going to notice the dress. They're going to notice the dress. Imagine if they saw you in the window. Oh my God. Inside wearing it like. Be rested. But then this morning just lovely went had like one of these magical Hackney mornings where you know when everything's just nice the nice the nice like elements of living in Hackney like went to a little coffee shop talked to the woman who works behind the counter Mark on my way here driving here there was a woman in the middle of the road with a huge stick who was hitting buses and walking down the middle of the road.

17:59Yeah, that's the other side of it. But this was the rare, calm, pleasant neighbourhood morning. Because you were saying like one of those hackney mornings like what are you talking about? It's usually that. It's madness. But this was just a lovely, so I met a friend her name is Am and she runs a coffee shop it's called Haru and she's from Taiwan and I was like, oh give me more. I love it. I love it and the coffees are great and the cups are lovely and she makes little cakes and it's just and then there was a woman sitting I went with my friend and there was a woman there sitting on her own no phone or book just sitting there having coffee and we said hello oh oh my god and we talked to her for like three minutes lovely that never happens I went to dinner with Lisa before one of the first times we had dinner actually one of the first dates as we're sitting down just about to make some small talk a woman on her left who was eating just turned to us and goes the peaches are very dull I was just like what the fuck you know those times that if you're like a year in or whatever it's like you can obviously start off the conversation you're just like this is like a universe test or something to go like how are we going to handle the peaches woman I was like oh yeah won't get those so and you're stuck beside her and she looking over are you going to kiss and you gave her a kiss you were not kissing can I just say skin looking very smooth very smooth got the Botox about five days ago yeah so it's settled in nice settling in nicely but give it another week and I'll be ruined three years old so what where did you get it this time I got it in the eyes I got it in the middle here I got it in the forehead and then she started oh I nearly I nearly spent more money but I had to call it off because that was£300.

20:00Wow. £300. How long does it last again? £333. Six months. Okay. Where else were you going to get a jab? Well now here above the moustache. Can I just say right I don't I like I like certain like definitions and lines. Yeah. Are you saying to get rid of like this little, but is that not really nice? I have two lines here, if you're not watching, like above the moustache, from the nose down to the corner of your mouth, whatever they're called. And she said you have fat pads. I said, excuse me. She said I have two fat pads. Right, yeah. And they're loose. The fat pads are gone loose? My fat pads are loose.

20:43Oh, no, they're on the loose and acting. So the fat pads are loose. Come here Will we take a break And then I think We're going to meet our friend Okay yeah We've got the big star Coming in Excited

20:59She's all bits You have a few little Did my tit just Knock the mic Little magazines there To browse if you want If you get bored of us Lovely Are you nervous With the beautiful Beautiful woman in the room Hi mum Little bit Dennis is blushing I'm looking at the shoes These are my lifeboats Do you want to show the crowd I did make a mistake wearing them on the way to London because I've been shuffling all the way. Can you see? They're lovely. You should see me going to airport security. They absolutely hate me. They think they're full of drugs. I know. I'm surprised you've not cut them open yet.

21:29Do you do that thing where you're like, will I take these off? I'll get you, will I go, I'll go, these? And then I just bedonch them in the tray. And they don't fly off? Oh yeah, all the time. They do. They're not great for running, are they? But I fall over in all kinds of shoes. More so in flip-flops than heels surprisingly. I saw a guy actually deck himself down in Eilersfield the other day running for a taxi. Yeah. We both did. Flip, flip, flip, flip flops. Well we just saw a little girl she was wearing those platform things and I just laughed at her out the window didn't I? Because she ankled and went into the wall I was like ha!

22:08But that's what I do so I can't talk. I just don't wear shoes anymore. No you don't. Oh I forgot this is what gets the views. But I think you've got another That's what gets the views That's what they want She's a foot girl Oh you've no idea People like Zoom in And they send me screenshots Really? Of my socks Pigs Everything You should add like a tip thing Can you add a tip thing? We should have a tip Shall I flap my tits out as well? Yeah yeah yeah By accident And have an extra No one put Put the mic Have an extra Juno Burt You're very famous Am I? You're very famous And we're very grateful That you're here to see us And keep having me Into our little house lovely little living room.

22:47Tiara's there in the corner watching over us as well. My fellow tranny sister. She's there. Oh, I mean, sorry, transgender sister. It's my favourite word. I met her, do you know I met her for the first time? I went to the Attitude Awards and she is just, she's the lightest, she just makes everyone feel like they are a superstar. Yeah. And because I've seen her videos, like I've been around her, but I've never like talked to her properly. And she makes you feel so special. She's amazing. The first time I met her, we were at drag con. Yeah. And you have to get there really early. And I got there at 9am and I was half asleep in full drag and I sat on the balcony for a ciggy and I was like, oh, you know, before all the queens get in the green room and I just heard, ah!

23:28Scream. And I just saw her storming down the other side of the balcony. I was like, oh God, who's this? And then when I saw it, I was like, yeah! But it's genuine. I know. It's not for cameras. I've never seen her off. She's full energy, full screaming. She's a mental case. and that's why I get on with that. And she won the award and then the Scissor Sisters were playing and she was like up on the stage dancing with the Scissor Sisters. She's so good. She's so fun. You're very famous. You're very nice. You're very busy and we're very grateful that you're here to see us. Thank you for having me.

23:58Boys. How has your day been? Was it? It was fine. I think I had about three hours sleep last night but do you know what? Red Bull's carrying me through and we drove well I didn't drive. No one would get in the car if I drove. There's an assistant. Phil drove. Assistant in the corner. Slash fiancé Yeah Oh fiancé Yes Oh my goodness Lovely Oh I should have known That's lovely But today's been lovely Come on what time Wait wait wait Oh This is something That I always get killed for Because I never ask the question How did it happen Oh god Well Look he's going Wait why are you going Oh god Come on how did it happen Well I was brushing my teeth And I was brushing my teeth And I was in the bedroom and he started acting all weird and I said, is there a parcel in the concierge?

24:47And he said, he said, no, well, I picked one up, but he started acting all strange and I was stood there brushing my teeth in the bedroom and he just got down on one knee and did this whole speech and I literally just spat toothpaste all over his face and then I said, yes. Lovely. But you said you were going to propose to meet the Grand Canyon. Oh. But, Oh, this was, this was abroad. this was international proposal no this was in our bedroom in our house oh okay so oh you got to he can't lie to me I will sniff it out and you got spat in the face as well what a day that was kind of a yes yeah that's a lot but it's a good job that we you didn't propose to me at the Grand Canyon because we were nearly tearing each other's heads off because we were spent 45 minutes looking for a parking space and we were so stressed at the Grand Canyon.

25:42I wanted to throw myself off it. So it's a good job he didn't do it there. I would have went, no! We were looking for a car space in some park in London and we went around too many times to now abandon it. You know, because we'd invested too much time. We'd gone around seven times and then you see people walking back to their cars and you start like following them. You know, you're like edging behind them. Do you know what the top tip is? Stay put where you are in the car. I think you need a lot of confidence to do that though. You just stay where you are and someone will get out of the parking space.

26:15You just have to scratch the window. Yeah, but then you get someone behind you just kind of edging you a little bit. What if they come back with shopping and then they're going out again? They're just teasing you. Tear a motor car. I will tear that bitch's hair out. She fills up the boot with all the bags. But we drove round for so long for like 45 minutes and we were like, we just, right, let's just stay put. And we found one. So there's a car park for the Grand Canyon. Yes, like 10 car parks. Not a big, vast open space. Yeah, it's huge. Is there a visitor's entrance? Well, you have to park somewhere.

26:54It's not like you can just turn up and just go wherever. It's very organised. Okay. Unless you know it really well, you could probably just go up a cliff somewhere. Yeah. Do you know in the west of Ireland, where we're from, there's the Cliffs of Moher. And the Cliffs of Moher, can you picture that? Do you know the very... The Cliffs of Moher. I'm picturing like Mordor from Lord of the Rings. It's like the most stereotypical image of Ireland with those huge big cliffs in the Atlantic Ocean. And it's wild and it's like free, just barren land. But to see the cliffs, you have to pay. Because they've closed off every little gap that you might put your car.

27:35closed them all off. So you have to go into this car park. I think it's 20 euros to pay it to look good. It's high-vis jackets everywhere. It's so organised. He's done that to Stonehenge now, haven't he? The same. Disgusting. The same. What have we become? What time? I'm getting old. This is such an old first conversation. Oh, we're nanas. You can't even tell. We're nanas. Okay, come on, tell us. What time did you get up this morning? I got up at 9.30 and I was out the door at 10.30. That's exciting. And then I slept for two hours in the journey. Yeah. And then I did my makeup in the car. I saw you on Instagram.

28:10I did my makeup in the car. This is good, she's ready. Absolute 80s. I love absolute 80s. And we were going over loads of bumps. And I was trying to do my eyebrows. And I had zigzag eyebrows. So I had to touch up when I got to the Airbnb. You had to go back around again and get the same level of bumps. Why did you not get very much sleep last night? because when i know i'm doing something the next day my body will not go to sleep but also i think it's because i'm jet lagged because when i come back from america it is the worst jet lag going there's fine coming back's awful because you wake up late go bed late so that's another reason i had the feeling that someone was like coming over for a christmas dinner or something it's exciting i was zipping around the place this morning panicking a little Just because we're like Do we have biscuits?

29:01Do we have water? Did you have the perception That I was going to be a real diva? Well, you could be You just want to treat people nice I'm such a bastard People think I'm going to be so up my own arse But I am actually a proper bastard You want to treat people nice Because I know when I've gone into things Sometimes you're like, do you care? Do you care if I'm here? You do need a little bit of Pampering I like a bit of pampering I like a bit of fuss you do you like a bit of fuss and then ignore the person that's giving you fuss yeah yeah yeah just a bit of something that's your perfect night and you're all action you're here for a few days yes you're here for a few days doing a show tonight in the queer comedy club which will be over by the time this comes out so how did that go I loved it it was so good I was so funny and the crowd were great people were screaming the heads off at me they chanted Juno they loved it How often are you down here?

29:59London town Probably like once a month Once every two months maybe You told me you lived here I lived here for two years When I was in uni I did film in uni Because I wanted to be Tim Burton Yeah And then I left uni Because I all of a sudden realised I didn't want to be behind the camera I wanted to be in front of it I needed the attention Yeah So I left London Oh it's too expensive She wanted to be a star Do you remember the first day you came to London? Like arrived to live? Well to live well the first time I actually came to London was when I was about 13 because I used to go to the Tavistock Clinic which unfortunately shut down now but that was the youth trans clinic and every time I'd come here I'd go to Camden Market afterwards and I loved it.

30:46And get big shoes and get big platform shoes. But do you remember the day you arrived like with the bags to start your new life in the big city. Yeah. My mum was like, yeah, getting yours. Yeah. It was, I'd been in London so many times so it wasn't like, I'm in New York. Yeah. Like it wasn't like crazy fabulous and everything. When did you, what was your first day here? Had you been here a million times before? No, I hadn't been here a million times before. I'd just been over, over on like, you see my dad, it's just, my dad can't fly. Like, I mean, most dads can't fly but my dad can't like he's a terrible fear of flying yeah right so we can't we couldn't come over even though like we have like loads of relations and stuff here and then the one time that we did come over birds flew into the engine oh as we were lifting off and then it crashed into the runway oh yeah and he said this is why and then they said don't worry we're gonna get the plane back and they pulled the plane around to where like next to the waiting room where we were waiting and then they started picking birds out of the engine as my dad was trying to get himself back onto the plane And then we'd go back onto the plane.

31:55And then we'd come over to England. And we were over there for about a week. And he didn't enjoy a single day of it. Yeah. So I'd been over maybe once or twice. But that was the last time I was over. Yeah. And then I moved over. And I came into, I moved over to East London. And we went to an Airbnb. We had no idea of any of the location or anything. It was completely naive. And I pushed a large suitcase up a very long road that I would not walk up. Yeah. At any point, no. Yeah. And I was going along in like my dungarees practically. You're not going up, wow, I'm in London, this is amazing. You'd get killstone dead if you walked there today.