Grit, Angels, and the Truth About What it takes to Build a Brand- Joanna Jensen

9 Sep 2026 · 43 min · 14 chapters

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In short

Joanna Jensen explains how she built Child’s Farm from a kitchen-table skincare idea into a market-leading brand, then shares straight-talking guidance on grit, forecasting, when to raise capital, and how to treat angel investors (investor vs advisor). She also comments on AI use for FMCG/brand building.

Guest background

Founder of Child’s Farm (made eczema-friendly skincare for her daughter; became market leader; sold after ~4.5 years). Now an angel investor, chair of the EIS Association, and author of Making Business Child’s Play. Works with SMEs and Paralympics GB’s philanthropic arm.

Key claims

Founders must expect a journey 10x longer and harder; businesses become part of your life and family. Bootstrap first; raise only with proven traction and robust 26-week cashflow forecasting and 3-year plans (double the amount needed). Know your consumer and market size; “Meta knows” isn’t enough. Investors aren’t automatically advisors—ask for permission and pay for real advice.

Notable examples

Eczema-driven origin story; using credit cards to reach listings in Boots/Waitrose and a 20-episode cartoon. Mentions EIS/SEIS tax incentives and examples like GLP-1 non-needle solutions and apparel as future opportunities.

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Joanna's Entrepreneurial Journey

0:46 to 4:36

Discover Joanna's journey from creating Child's Farm to becoming an angel investor.

“forecasting properly, knowing when to raise money and when not to, and understanding the difference between an investor and an advisor.”

Lessons from Writing a Book

4:36 to 8:26

Hear Joanna discuss her motivations for writing her book and the lessons it contains.

“Probably that the journey is going to be about 10 times longer than I ever thought it would be.”

The Reality of Entrepreneurship

8:26 to 12:16

Joanna shares the hard truths and realities of being a founder and entrepreneur.

“Was there anything you wanted to put in but held back on?”

The Attitude of Success

12:16 to 14:00

Explore Joanna's perspective on work ethic and the mindset required for success.

“My goodness, the most irritating thing is I work till 6.30 tonight.”

The Importance of Work Ethic in Youth

14:00 to 16:16

Explore the need for a stronger work ethic among today's youth and parental influence.

“to come and be waiters and waitresses at the dinner party and listen to what was going on.”

Fundraising Advice for Founders

16:19 to 22:12

Learn key strategies and signs indicating when founders should seek investment.

“So you mentioned you're an angel investor and you must have done a lot of fundraising in your time at Charles Farm as well, I imagine.”

Understanding Financial Health for Success

22:15 to 26:34

Gain insights into financial management and robust planning for startups.

“I think we had 17 employees when we were turning over 15 million.”

The Role of Advisors vs. Investors

26:34 to 28:00

Distinguish between the roles of investors and advisors in a startup's journey.

“And that just because someone writes a check, it doesn't make them your advisor.”

The Value of Investor Relationships

28:00 to 31:46

Learn the importance of treating angel investors with respect and keeping them informed.

“business until i've got to know it because i don't want to have a fiduciary responsibility to that business.”

Understanding UK Investment Schemes

31:46 to 37:28

Discover the role of SEIS and EIS in supporting small businesses through tax incentives.

“We've got 16 ,000, 17 ,000 high net worth individuals leaving the country every year.”
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AI's Impact on Business and Research

37:28 to 40:38

Explore the benefits and limitations of AI in business and the importance of human insight.

“who were all celebrities in some mean shape or form were sort of saying, well, there's no need for AI in what I do.”

Insights on Building Challenger Brands

40:38 to 42:01

Gain insights into the evolving landscape of brand building in the UK and key metrics for success.

“We had television and billboards and spending shitloads of money on stuff like that, which is a massive risk.”

Key Metrics and Advice for Brand Building

42:01 to 42:22

Learn about the crucial metrics and advice for building a successful brand.

“What was the one metric you cared about most at Child's Farm?”

Defining a Brand of Tomorrow

42:22 to 42:34

Discover what constitutes a brand of tomorrow according to Joanna Jensen.

“It's got to be, there's a wonderful expression, same, same, but different.”
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Transcript

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0:14Hello and welcome to the Tomorrow Brands podcast where we explore what it takes to build a brand of tomorrow. I'm your host Ruth Vitock and today's guest is Joanna Jensen. Joanna built child's farm from her kitchen table. She was hunting for skincare that wouldn't aggravate her daughter's eczema, couldn't find anything, so decided to make it herself. Within a few years, it was the market leader in its category before she sold the business four and a half years ago. Since then, she's become an angel investor, chairs the EIS Association, and has written a book on what she learned along the way, Making Business Child's Play.

0:42This one's a masterclass in the unglamorous stuff that actually makes or breaks a founder, forecasting properly, knowing when to raise money and when not to, and understanding the difference between an investor and an advisor. Joanna doesn't pull punches, so fair warning, this is a straight-talking episode.

0:55Joanna Jensen:Let's get into it. Joanna, thanks so much for joining us today. Before we get into it, it'd be great to hear a potted history of how you got to where you are now. I've done a myriad of things in my time. I like to think I'm a jack of all trades and most definitely not a master of anything. But I started off, my career started by accident in an estate agency. I then went through to interior design. I ended up moving to Hong Kong, ended up working in the city, both there and then back in the UK, travelled the world and all the way through my travels, I was hunting for something. anything that could soothe my irritated eczema-prone skin.

1:32Joanna Jensen:And then fast forward to 2008, my little second daughter arrived and she had poorly eczema-prone skin. Off I shot down the pharmacist to go and sort her out. Nothing had changed since I'd been a child. So I took it upon myself to try and change that by creating something that was specifically for her sensitive and eczema-prone skin. Did that really in my kitchen table. Next thing I know, I've got a commercial business called Child's Farm. And then within a very short space of time, we became the market leader. Roll on four and a half years from that. The business has been sold four and a half years ago.

2:07Joanna Jensen:And now I stick my oar in when it comes to SMEs generally, so small to medium-sized enterprises. I work very closely with founders. I'm an angel investor. I chair the EIS Association. and I will do anything in my power to make sure that the world is a nicer and safer and more lucrative place for the entrepreneurs of Britain. You've also written a book. So it's called Making Business Child's Play, How to Build a Winning Brand. When did you decide to write it and who is it for? I decided fairly soon after I sold the business that I needed to do something because I spent so much time with people who were asking me the same questions and I thought there's got to be a better way of doing this.

2:51Joanna Jensen:And much as I would love to have a quick cup of coffee with everybody who asked me, I would be pretty busy and fairly full of coffee. So I thought, wouldn't it be easier if I wrote a book? Which I duly did, but I wanted to do it in a way that was not theoretical. It was actual and it was proven and showing people what I had done with my business and what it made a change to how quickly we motored through what we were doing or how easily more easily I could get stuff done. So that was the motivation for the book. And it is absolutely pitched to anyone. Anyone starting a business, it's got a very strong lean towards retail, because obviously that's where I come from.

3:32Joanna Jensen:But the same principles apply to no matter what your business is. It's guidelines as to all the stuff you don't know you don't know. Because you go into setting up your own business and you haven't got a clue. Even if you've worked for a big corporate and you're doing a breakaway to do something similar. The rules are very different when you're working for a big player who's got a loud voice and has got deep pockets. When you're doing it on your own, you've got Tuppence-Hapenny and Time is of the Essence. You need to know what you need to do. And that is the purpose of the book. And it's one of two.

4:10Joanna Jensen:The second one's coming out next year, which is all about scaling. And for that, I've whipped in the help of a lot of my female founder friends and other business friends who, again, can give this valuable insight into helping you go faster. Because what I don't want people to do is do what I did and spend six months trying to find something out when I can share it in six minutes. What's the one thing in it that you wish someone had told you at the start of your journey? Good question, Ruth. Probably that the journey is going to be about 10 times longer than I ever thought it would be. 10 times harder that, you know, that you can end up really not liking your brand very much because you are tied to it.

4:53Joanna Jensen:That's the reality. You set up on your own and no matter how much you think you can get this work-life balance and you can have your cake and eat it, you can't. These businesses are an extension of you. They're full of your DNA. And to keep going and to be successful, they need you permanently attached to them. And that's the reality. So when you set up your own business, go into it with your eyes wide open, which is this isn't going to be something you do Monday to Friday, nine till five. This is going to be every single part of your being. And you're going to find that your entire family is on the journey too, because that's the only way this is going to happen.

5:31Joanna Jensen:everybody's got to join in good times bad times roller coaster rides you're there together and funnily enough it just you know I'm forever saying how good this has been for my kids to understand what it's really like to grow a business from scratch and as we sit in an environment where we've got over a million 18 to 24 year olds who are not in employment or full-time education I I rather hope my kids have had a leg up, not by virtue of my success, but by virtue of the fact that they have been brought up around me working and telling them, no, we can't do this. We can't do that. I don't have time.

6:13Joanna Jensen:I've got to prioritise. I'm really sorry. If you want to play date, you're going to have to sort it out yourself. And my kids, I would say, are fairly robust and pretty driven. I saw a lovely LinkedIn post that you wrote this week about that, about being on holiday with one of your daughters and how for years you worked all holidays. And I think it's really nice to show that flip side of it because as working parents, probably more as working mothers, you have that guilt the whole time of not being around versus actually looking at it as a, what are you teaching them about entrepreneurship and what are they seeing from you working so hard?

6:45It's a really nice flip that you don't hear talked about as much. Yeah, I think at the end of it, I said, are you really sacrificing or are you building solid foundations to help your children through the rest of their lives?

6:57Joanna Jensen:Because, you know, they're only little titties for not very long in the great grand scheme of things. And they're hugely impressionable. And if your life is one that involves hanging around the swimming pool and eating chocolate muffins and having a nice time every summer holiday, well, that's what they're going to think that life is like. And I think taking them on that journey is vital to give them that oomph that they need, that tenacity, that drive, that ambition. Because when you're around someone who's ambitious and is driven, it's infectious, absolutely infectious. So I think, yeah, as you say, change the lens, just change the lens.

7:36Joanna Jensen:And I actually think, you know what, actually, I'm doing them an enormous favor because I'm showing them what life actually is really like. because I think part of the problem we have now is such a shock to kids. You come out of education and it used to be you'd walk straight into a job and now, of course, you don't. And you've got to find those things that make you shine and make you stand out. And as you know, I've got a university-age daughter and she's just filling her diary this summer with work experience and I'm not having anything to do with it. She's doing it all herself, using Mindmates and my address book, But she's just hacking into it and helping herself.

8:12Joanna Jensen:And this is what we teach them by being entrepreneurs and being hustlers and all of that great stuff. And look at that as being insurance, really, that your kids are going to get a jog. Was there anything you wanted to put in but held back on? Oh, absolutely. It was originally one book, but it was the size of War and Peace. And it's been split into two. because the idea was in one book, take them on the whole of the journey that I went through. And I've been able to do that by splitting bits. But you have to be careful in what you write because we live in a very different world. You have to be aware of people's sensitivities.

8:52Joanna Jensen:And when you are running a business, you're, I suppose, less aware and you're surrounded by people who are action-packed and want to get on with it as much as you do. And the thing that I probably didn't emphasize enough was the grit and the determination. that you need. And, you know, I'm going to be honest. I mean, I'm on LinkedIn a fair amount. I'm finding it really annoying now because I don't want to hear about you having a breakdown or, you know, that tough year you had and this time. Honestly, I don't want to be callous, but I'm not sure what value that's bringing to anyone. I'm just seeing a lot of self-indulgence.

9:30Joanna Jensen:And I know I probably sound like my mother here, but if you want to go out there and you want to win and you want to make it and you are competitive and you want to be a champion or whatever it is you do, stop whining. Because I can't tell you, I've never seen a champion tennis player or a footballer. I mean, football is slightly different. But certainly in equestrianism, which is a huge part of my life, nobody whines. You fall off your horse, you break the collarbone, you get back on again. And I think that attitude has changed so profoundly in the last five, 10 years. And I think we need to, there are some hard truths out there, which we seem to be nervous and shy about dealing with.

10:15Joanna Jensen:But we seem to be championing if somebody falls completely off the rails. And And I don't really understand that because everyone has a tough time of it. I mean, look, I'm one of those people that I just simply don't understand how you announce that your dog has died on Facebook. And people are announcing that their parents have died on Facebook. I mean, really? I just think we need to stop sharing. I mean, look, love me or hate me. I am a straight talking individual and I will say the stuff that people pussyfoot around and don't say. and I am very empathetic to a point. But if you are posting yet again about your dead cat and it's the 20th time in a month, my empathy has somewhat waned.

11:04Joanna Jensen:And we do have the ones talk about their pending birth, like the only person that's ever given birth before ever in the entire universe. But I can get over that because they're educating a whole generation. And I think, look, we looked in wonderful silence, didn't we? Nobody ever told anyone what it was like to give birth because then when we found out, it was absolutely fucking agony. We never told anyone. If anyone asked us about how's your work child rearing balance doing, you'd just go, oh, it's a shit show. And then what would we do? We would have a population of zero. I most definitely am from a different generation where you just carried on and you said, listen, the past is the past.

11:47I can't change it, but I can learn from it and make sure that the current and the future

11:52Joanna Jensen:is infinitely better. I mean, that's my thing. My children hate me and they say I'm not very sympathetic at all. And I just say, why are you wasting time thinking about what happened? Just learn what you did, understand what you would have done differently, learn from it and move on. So there we go. That is why I shall never be a counsellor. What's the thing you see founders complaining about? Well, as I said, that you have zero sympathy for. I mean, what's the most irritating thing, do you think? My goodness, the most irritating thing is I work till 6.30 tonight. I had to work on Saturday morning.

12:26Joanna Jensen:I mean, come on, kids. You know, I work, brought up two children on my own. And I'm not saying I'm a sodding hero here, but I brought up two children on my own whilst working seven days a week. And I average probably about five hours sleep a night. Get over it. Get over it. If you want it, go for it. I mean, tell me. I just watched the first episode of that Rafa Nadal series on Netflix. That guy was in agony for his entire tennis career. Get over it. I work with Paralympics GB. I chair their philanthropic arm. And I am meeting every month some absolutely staggeringly gifted para-athletes who have had the worst nightmares happen to them.

13:05Joanna Jensen:And lots of these people aren't born disabled. They have an accident or they have a disease that comes and whips away the use of their legs. One woman I met the other day, Emma, who is a canoeist. She's a complete nutter. But this woman trains 47 weeks of the year. And that's seven days a week. And then when she has her rest day, she gets sort of itchy knickers and doesn't know what to do with herself. But this is how you are an entrepreneur. You are an athlete in business. And that's the mindset you've got to have. And yes, you'll have your rest days. But I do find that there's kind of, oh, I had to work till five.

13:41Joanna Jensen:and we're seeing it across all businesses now. I was talking to my lawyers about it. And, you know, in the olden days, sometimes you just had to work through till the case was the next day. And they'd get, you know, I've got plotters at seven. And in the old days, they would have a QC, would have a dinner party and get trainee solicitors to come and be waiters and waitresses at the dinner party and listen to what was going on. Can you imagine the gems, everything that you would have heard? Can you imagine asking someone to do that now? We need to be more hungry. There is a reason why America is so strong in every single sector that they work in.

14:21Joanna Jensen:And I was talking to a friend of my daughter's who was at university in Washington. And she said, they are spending every day. They are getting something out there to potential employers. They are working their CV. They are working their LinkedIn. They are absolutely focused 24-7. Because they know they've got to get a job because they've got to pay off their university fees, which are phenomenal. I mean, you know,$70 ,000 to$100 ,000 a year. They walk away with real student debt, so they have to go out and get a real job. So I am that annoying parent that says, you're not the first person to have a baby.

14:57Joanna Jensen:I mean, but think of those people in Ukraine who were giving birth whilst the bombs were falling in a multi-story car park. and then tell me how dreadfully disadvantaged you are. So I'm old school and I'm proud of it. I was going to say, if you don't want to do that, you can just get a job. But maybe that's actually sounds like it's more of a fundamental mindset problem across the board. I think I'm very lucky. I see a lot of people that are youngsters who are really driven, really focused. My kids' friends, they just are go getters and go out there. But we still have a million people aged 18 to 24.

15:33Joanna Jensen:And if you want to really understand the impact of that, these are the people that are going to pay your pension. So we need to get them into work. We need to get them into apprenticeships. We need to really think about how we can change that. And I think the first thing that we need to change is the attitude of us, the parents. Because I remember I had one pair of shoes and a pair of plimsolls when I was growing up and a pair of jumper boots. And that was fine. You know, and a bike went everywhere on my bicycle. We need to stop sugarcoating everything for our kids. We really do because all roads lead to us, the parents, for not encouraging them to be a little bit tougher or putting in boundaries.

16:12Joanna Jensen:God, we've moved on to parenting by now. I know, I was thinking. So let's talk about money instead. Oh, no.

16:22So you mentioned you're an angel investor and you must have done a lot of fundraising in your time at Charles Farm as well, I imagine. Yeah, tons, tons, tons. And so when should founders think about taking money and what are the signs that they might not be ready for that?

16:37Joanna Jensen:Great question. In this stern age, the way it's tougher and tougher and tougher to find investor capital at the moment. So number one priority is bootstrap, and that is use your own funds to do it. The other sign of this is you create something and you've been self-funded. You still own it all. But also when you then go out and you look for investment, you've already shown that you've put skin in the game and that you've taken risk. Because what does entrepreneur mean? It means risk taker. You expecting somebody else to pay for your endeavors because you don't have any money is not being a risk taker.

17:12Joanna Jensen:That is just completely offsetting all of your risk. So to me, once you've got something which you can prove, you've got something, if you've just got an idea and, you know, super bouncy yoga mats or whatever it is, Prevost, get it made, get your prototype, start selling it at a farmer's market, start selling it at a school fair. But don't sit there and wait for the optimal time because there's never one. You just go out there and you make your market and you get people interested in what you're selling. And you look at your figures. If you do one thing before you set up your business, if you do not have an accountancy brain or you don't understand a balance sheet, Go and do a course that educates you on how to do that.

17:53Joanna Jensen:Because I will always say to someone, do you really want to put your financial future in the hands of a total stranger? Because you don't understand it yourself. It's not that hard. Learning your accounts is basically telling the story of your business. And you need to really understand that story. So learn your accounts. Then you will know how much you need because you will be doing your forward forecasting. Don't go in there and say, this is how much I need for six months. Expand out for three years. Be ambitious. Because if you don't know what that future looks like, you can suddenly find yourself in an absolute pickle where you don't have enough money.

18:32Joanna Jensen:And it's happened in a runway, which is really, really tight. So I would always say, have a three-year plan, but have detail in the first 12 months. And always in the early stages, have a 26-week cash flow forecast. You've got to know what's coming in and what's coming out. And you can work around that. Don't be shy if someone owes you money. Get on that phone. If they still owe you money after four attempts, turn up at their workplace or their shop or their home and demand it. Not with menaces, but just say, here is your invoice. You don't seem to have it, but great. Look, I've got this thing on my phone.

19:10Joanna Jensen:You can just pay me with a credit card now. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Do not be afraid to chase down that cash because if somebody's not paying your bill, you may as well just go and hand them a few£50 notes and be done with it. So not what you want to do. You will know by having your cash flow forecast and your growth forecast when you need capital to grow. As I say, try and keep it in-house as much as possible. And then if you've got that traction and you've got something that's proven and it looks to be in the right direction, that's the time to start talking to family and friends to see what they can do to help you.

19:44Joanna Jensen:And really, when you've got a stage where you can go from A to B, which is quite a largely, you need some significant capital to do that. That's the time to raise. But again, whatever you think you need for that three-year period, double it because it is never enough. And the one thing that pisses me off more than anything else is when I invest in a business and then six months invited to invest again. And six months later, I'm invited to invest again because people have got their financials upside down and inside out. So take your time, make them robust, make them available to investors so they can play with them themselves.

20:25Joanna Jensen:If you don't know how to use Excel, now's as good a time as any to learn. Because again, Excel will be your friend. And don't take offense when people say no, because maybe they just don't want to invest in, you know, pink knickers. That's just not their thing. Respect the fact that they have to make a decision. And people can get very enthusiastic initially, and then that enthusiasm can wane. again you've got to be robust and you've just got to take these rejections on the chin learn from them understand what you could have done better and go again and again and again and again because i've been there desperate for capital no bites at all none people saying oh you know come back in six months oh well let me know once you've got a listing in a main retailer you take it on the chin.

21:17Joanna Jensen:And in the meantime, I used credit cards and there's ways and means of doing anything. And I use credit cards and I think my total debt in the end was about 150 grand. But it got me to a position where I was going into Boots and Waitrose and had a 20 episode cartoon. And I wasn't driving around in a Rolls Royce, that's for sure. But I then attracted not only investment capital, but people who owned that capital who had a skill that would help me get to where I needed to go. The most quality problem you can have is that you outgrow your forecasts really quickly and you sell through much quicker.

21:59Joanna Jensen:And that is a justifiable reason for going out for more capital. Not hitting your target by a long shot is no reason to go and get more cash. You've got to sit there and you've got to learn from that and cut your costs. I mean, I had a business that had, was turning over 3 million, had 17 employees. I mean, really? I think we had 17 employees when we were turning over 15 million. You know, you've got to cut according to your cloth. And that means you are the bookkeeper. You are the supply chain. You are the CEO. You are the CFO. And you are the commercial director. And I am amazed how many people will spend money on stuff you don't need until you are international.

22:44When you look at a business and considering investing, what are the red flags and green flags? Red flags, if it's a very large cap table,

22:52Joanna Jensen:that to me is saying that they keep on raising and the people that they initially raised with are not reinvesting. I would need to understand why. Other red flags are abysmal forecasting. And I've seen it. I've seen really shocking forecasts where no effort has been put in and also no plan of understanding who the consumer is. My biggest red flag is really once it's gone through the founder and understanding their cap table, it's then how well do they understand who they're selling their goods or service or product to? And again, I am told endlessly, I don't need to know that. Meta knows. Seriously, if that's your answer, I would probably refrain from going to a professional investor and asking for them their hard-burned capital to throw down the drain next to you because that's exactly what will happen.

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23:47Joanna Jensen:So if you don't understand who your product is for, not only your core consumer, but any halo consumers that you have, then that's really, that's impossible to know. You need to understand, you know, the need state of an individual, whether that's somebody who needs consultancy advisory or whether that's somebody who's washing their hair. You have to understand all the footpaths that they need to take to fulfilment and you need to know everything about them from their age to their sex to their location. It's great if you can have a very expensive product that is very niche. Is that really going to make it?

24:26Joanna Jensen:I get a lot of people coming to me saying, I want to do something for pregnant mums. At any given stage in the UK, hey, there are no more than half a million pregnant moms. That is your market. That is not a market you're going to make money out of. The other one is I want to make a product for tweens or teenage kids. There is no market there. Teenage kids want to use the stuff that older girls are using. They do not want to use products which are specifically designed for their skin. They should be using products that are specifically designed for their skin. But when we were teenagers, we wanted to be using Clarins or Clinique because that's what grown-up girls used.

25:06Joanna Jensen:And the same thing rings true now. So really, really know your consumer. Understand the size of your market, the opportunity. If you don't know that, then you need to go back to the drawing board because you have no compelling argument for me. But conversely to that, if I go and see somebody who has done this on a bootstrap and is saying, well, I've got listings in X and Y and Z and I need help growing that or selling it through and I don't really speak FMCG or whatever, you know, hurrah. That's very exciting. I mean, I look at bone broth, which I invested in three, four years ago. It's just something that absolutely made total sense to me.

25:50Joanna Jensen:You know, collagen, I invested in that, made total sense to me. These were things that I had discovered in my life that were making a huge difference to me. And if I understand the product and I think the founder's got grit and determination and they're going to make a success of it, hurrah. I think there's got to be a certain amount of tension with the founder. They've got to be super hungry, whether that's they want to buy a new house or they've got ambition to sell the seven seas. All of that to me is really healthy because they've got to want to make you money. Because by bringing in investors, you are giving up your right to do whatever you want with your business.

26:33We talked about this a bit before when we spoke about the difference between taking someone's money and taking their advice. And that just because someone writes a check, it doesn't make them your advisor. And I think that's a mistake I've seen founders or an assumption I've seen founders make, especially with angels. if it's a small ticket. How should founders think about that?

26:51Joanna Jensen:That's a very good question. You've got to look at what you're looking for. And I always say, if really good investment capital comes with a skill set, I was lucky with mine. I had my two major investors. One was ex-private equity and one was an amazing marketer. So they brought real value add. And when they put their investment in, we changed our articles of association and we became a triumvirate. So the three of us, as long as two of us agreed, we could go ahead. As it was, they were absolute gents and they always gave me the last decision. But the principle and actually the documentation said that I couldn't do anything without at least the support of one of them.

27:33Joanna Jensen:Some founders want to maintain that autonomy when they've got investors. Why? Why? Share the load, share the agro. Otherwise, whatever you decide, unless you are Warren Buffett, you're going to be in the crosshairs for getting it wrong share the burden of all of that but also there's people that will come who've done jobs for big companies maybe and they come and they sort of say well i've done this before and they don't need to view them they don't ask what value they're going to add and they just make them a director now i won't become a director of a business until i've got to know it because i don't want to have a fiduciary responsibility to that business.

28:10Joanna Jensen:So I have to get to know the business before I'm prepared to actually go on the pages of Companies House. The other side of this is, and I've had this a lot, just because I'm an investor doesn't mean I'm an advisor. So take my photograph off your deck. Unless you have specifically asked me for any document that you are producing, not in perpetuity, but every single one that you want to use my margot on, ask my permission. Because I've had a couple of businesses, which frankly are shit, and I've been put down as an advisor. And the only advice I've given them is contrary to what they've done. And I try to keep the two things very, very separate, because I think you should invite someone to be an advisor to your business separately.

28:56Joanna Jensen:And don't think just because they're an investor, they're going to do it for love. If you want advice, pay for it. It goes back to, can I buy you a cup of coffee? I must have 20 to 30 of those requests a week. My experience, my value add is phenomenal. Yes, I'm very happy to sit down for an hour with you, but it's going to cost you money. And please don't insult me when you're a total stranger to me that you think I'm going to give up my time for you. And this isn't me being rude. This is me telling you how it is, because I'm just not going to do that. And, you know, even if you're a friend of a friend, there's a limit to what I'm going to give away.

29:34Joanna Jensen:I make decisions about particularly charities that I give my time to for nothing. The King's Trust, certain other organizations, Paralympics, which I've spoken about, all of these places I will give my time for nothing. And I need to earn the money to cover off their costs through paid work. If you want me to come and speak at an event for which you are charging people to come to, you need to pay me. And you can pay me my costs and let me sell my books, that's absolutely fine. We'll do a deal on that. But to not pay me and you're making money out of something that I'm coming to you to talk at, I'm a businesswoman.

30:09Joanna Jensen:That to me is not a great business deal. So think about what you're asking from these people because theoretically, they are giving you assets that means you don't have to employ someone that can do that. But don't, it's like if I introduce somebody to a business and they invest, you know, send me a bottle of wine to say thank you. Worst case scenario, sit down, write a thank you letter and post it to me. But you would be staggered. We seem to have lost our manners, but seem to have forgotten how to say thank you. And then these people phone up and say, can you give up your time? And could you come to this board meeting?

30:46Joanna Jensen:And could you attend this strategy session? And then they wonder why I say, I'm really sorry. I just can't do that at the moment. God, I feel like I'm telling everyone off. But these are the things you need to understand because these angel investors are like the honeypot. They absolutely are the grease that will oil your wheels. So do please treat them with respect and keep them informed about how their investment is doing. You know, even if it's just an email once a quarter, giving them an idea the good, the bad and the ugly, just keep them on board and every year do an event. Now it can be on a Zoom if that's what you want to do.

31:24Joanna Jensen:I personally think I'd love to actually go and make the effort and go and see what's happening. Do it in the office. That's great. I had one the other day that I actually didn't go to because they said we're going to do it on Zoom, but nobody's allowed to ask any questions. So just don't treat us like idiots is what I'm saying. Please treat us with some respect because angel investment is drying up in the UK. We've got 16 ,000, 17 ,000 high net worth individuals leaving the country every year. They are not reinvesting in UK businesses. So what's left treats us with respect. And let's talk a bit about the UK and the landscape here for investment because it's really good.

32:04Joanna Jensen:So CIS and EIS, the Seed Enterprise Investment Scheme and the Enterprise Investment Scheme, were set up 32 years ago with the sole purpose of supporting small businesses, small to medium-sized enterprises in the UK by sharing the risk. So they share the risk by GMRC giving you tax incentives to invest through EIS. And that means that angel investors can get up to, they'll get a rebate of 50 % of income tax paid, 30 % income tax paid for SEIS and EIS. But also once they've held those shares for three years, it means any gains are capital gains free. The other side of this is, if it all goes terribly wrong, the most that anyone can lose under EIS is 38 pence in the pound.

32:53Joanna Jensen:Now, as someone that owned Northern Rock shares that went completely kaput, that actually is not as much of a risk as you think. So it's a very well-thought-out scheme, and it's the envy of the world because it is the most progressive and the most proven scheme that we have. And I think we've had over 30, I think it's£64 billion has been invested in UK businesses through SEIS and EIS. So it's absolutely tremendous. You can't think of it as a tax incentive as an investor. You look at it as an opportunity to invest in businesses that you like and it comes with benefits. So that's the way that typically you'll look at it.

33:32Joanna Jensen:But also for people who have done well, it's our way of giving back. You know, people took risks on us. They put risks and put investment in us. and I feel that it's my duty to do the same. Now, not every investment is going to pay off. That's very clear. That's why VC funds and private equity funds will have 10 to 12 businesses in each portfolio with the view that some of them are going to be successful and some of them are going to fail. And that's the attitude really most angel investors take. You'll have a portfolio of 10 to 12 businesses and then you'll see how they work. And one of the things that you should check with your angel investors when they do come in is that they've got enough capital to keep on reinvesting.

34:17Joanna Jensen:That's really important because as I said earlier, if your business really does overperform, you want to be sure that you've got enough capital to keep it going. And that means that you may be called upon 18 months after you've actually invested to put in more capital because the business is doing so well. So always make sure that your investors are aware that it's just not a one hit wonder. And that's why I've got a limit on what I invest in, because I need to know that I need to support my existing investments. Now, if those existing investments are not performing as I would like them to perform, and we've gone through conversations about changes and those changes haven't made any material difference, only then will I stop investing in that business.

35:02Joanna Jensen:because I don't believe it's going to come out of it any better if I add more capital into it. So, and again, don't feel hard done by if an investor has supported you through numerous rounds and then says, do you know what? Can't do it anymore. I just was to have this conversation with a girlfriend of mine last week. She's been with a business for 10 years. She's done every single round that they've ever done. And then they just asked her for another slug. And she said, I just can't do anymore. And I said, well, that's absolutely fair enough. Have that conversation and explain why. Because, you know, communication and honesty and understanding the relationship you have with your investors is absolutely vital.

35:44Joanna Jensen:Don't have them at arm's length and certainly don't make an enemy of them because we all know each other and we all talk to each other. And I can tell you, if you do a bad job, we hear about this. And it's not that people are being, they're just saying, you know, watch out for that one because it's not all it's tracked up to be. We're not gossips. It's just the fact we're watching out for each other. Likewise, if we see something that we really like, we nine times out of ten, we don't tell anyone about it because we want it all for ourselves. I've got a whole syndicate that I call on. If I see something I like and I've got something at the moment that I really like, I know I can phone about 10, 15 people and they'll say, okay, if you like it and you're going to do it, we'll do it with you.

36:26So, you know,

36:28Joanna Jensen:One good angel can give you access to multiple amounts of capital. But as I say, if somebody does that, write them a thank you letter, please. Yeah, fair enough. So before we wrap up, I realise this is a big topic, and I'm always loath to discuss AI on the podcast, because by the time the episode comes out, you know. It's changed. It's changed. We're all being governed by robots. But when we spoke about this initially, you made parallels to the Industrial Revolution in the sense that this is the sort of scale of change that we're looking at. Do you think that FMCG is rising to the challenge of this or are we sleepwalking into something that's going to be an issue?

37:02Joanna Jensen:From what I see, I see a lot of these younger brands, brands which you've got younger founders are really embracing AI. I think it's the most tremendous tool. I'm friends with Claude and it's been a game changer for me. And so you are never too old to embrace it. But I do, as you say, I liken it to the Industrial Revolution. People got left behind because they were stuck in their ways. I don't need to. I don't want to. Why should I? There was an event quite recently at Microsoft and some of the well-known keynote speakers who were all celebrities in some mean shape or form were sort of saying, well, there's no need for AI in what I do.

37:38Joanna Jensen:It's having a PA. It's having a junior. It's having a researcher. All of these things. Look, you've got to look at your moat, if you like. This is the one thing that I feel very strongly about. There are things that AI cannot do for you. Let's not forget, if you're trying to pull together a deck and you're just using AI, you're not going to have the data you need in there. Because anything that's proprietary is not shared on the internet. And I think people don't realize this. All AI does is sweep the internet. So unless someone's posted a load of Nielsen's data or a load of Kantar data, you're not going to find those.

38:16Joanna Jensen:And that you actually have to go out and source. And again, understanding your consumer. that is not going to be readily available. Meta's not going to share all its insider information. So that's not going to come through AI. And I was doing some work with one of my daughters the other day, and she was sort of saying, God, it's pretty crowded. It's delivering. I said, because you're not asking the right questions. You can't just let it do it. You have got to go in and say, well, no, I don't actually. I just want to look at that particular area, that part of the UK, and I only want to understand that this is suitable for 45 to 65 years.

38:52Joanna Jensen:So you have to really hold its hands to go into it. What it's stopping you having to do is go to the library or go through Encyclopedia Britannica or read every single newspaper on the planet. It has its uses and embrace that and walk hand in glove with it as you go on your journey and be aware of the changes. I think there's so much it can do to help, but do be aware of its limitations too. do not be left behind, but do not believe everything that it says. I mean, it's very polite when you say, I'm not sure that that's actually really the number we're looking at, is it? And it'll go, gosh, no, you're absolutely right, Shanna, silly me.

39:31Joanna Jensen:But this is the worry, I know, big investment bank that got rid of 17 interns in one cohort because none of them knew how to do the research themselves. They were just relying on AI. So you've got to use your brain still, but I think there's so much that AI can do for you. I would go and do, when people are doing, Female Founders Rise, for example, does this amazing course on AI. They'll just do it in the evenings, odds and sod. Go along because it teaches you stuff you didn't know. And look at stuff on Mesa. Sometimes, you know, somebody's saying this is this hack or that hack. It's really worth looking at.

40:07Joanna Jensen:I mean, some of it's horseshit, but a lot of it's super, super helpful. But again, You've got to be discerning. You can't believe an electronic box. All you have to do is watch those robots that they have and they show videos of them and they keep falling over. I asked myself, would I go in a self-driving car right now? And the answer to that is a profound no, because it relies on the internet. It lies on Wi-Fi and 3, 4, 5G, of which this country's got some really patchy spots. So my answer to that is definitely no. Even Fulham, terrible, terrible 4g 5g there technology is changing we need to be fully cognizant of it we need to be really aware we need to roll up our sleeves there's again there's some sort of university courses they do one at oxford university which i sort of did a bit of and then i realized actually my lovely friend emmy faust can teach me so much more about ai because she's a genius okay we'll do some quick fire ones now do you think it's harder or easier to build a challenger brand in the UK now than when you started Child's Farm?

41:11Joanna Jensen:There are different challenges. We had television and billboards and spending shitloads of money on stuff like that, which is a massive risk. Someone with enough sense knows how to use Meta and has got their wits about it and can do it for a fraction of the price. Brand do you think everyone should be watching right now? Oh my goodness. What's a brand that I think is absolutely fabulous? I would look at apparel because it's in the doldrums at the moment. And we've seen it with sports where they keep on coming back up and around. I can't think of anything specific, but nobody's investing in apparel at the moment, which means it's going to be the next big thing.

41:45Joanna Jensen:But if I was going to put money anywhere, it would be somebody who's developing a GLP-1 non-needle based solution. So I think Lily are doing something. There's all sorts of pharmaceutical companies out there and smaller challenger brands out there who are coming up with the solutions. It's a race to the tape. What was the one metric you cared about most at Child's Farm? Turnover. Best piece of advice you've ever received? Probably don't look back, just keep looking forward. Learn from your mistakes, but don't linger in the past. And finally, a question we ask every guest, in your opinion, what makes a brand of tomorrow?

42:21Difference. Difference.

42:23Joanna Jensen:It's got to be, there's a wonderful expression, same, same, but different. it's got to provide the solution that you need but it's got to do it with sparkles and fireworks thanks so much for coming on Joanna it's an absolute pleasure Ruth lovely to see you hope you enjoyed this episode of the Tomorrow Brands podcast if you did I'd love it if you could rate or leave a quick review it really helps other people find the show and if you're curious for more check out the other episodes we've had some brilliant founders and operators share their stories thanks for listening and see you next time

42:56Bye.

From the publisher

"The journey was about 10 times longer than I ever thought it would be, 10 times harder."

Joanna Jensen built Child's Farm at her kitchen table after struggling to find products for her daughter's eczema-prone skin - and grew it into the UK's market-leading baby and family skincare brand before selling four and a half years ago. She's since become an angel investor, chair of the EIS Association, and author of Making Business Child's Play.

In this episode, Joanna talks bootstrapping versus raising money, why most founder financial forecasts are "abysmal," and the real mechanics of EIS/SEIS tax relief for angel investors. She's blunt about founder mindset, sharper still about LinkedIn oversharing, and unflinching on what building a business actually costs a family.

Topics covered:

  • Starting Child's Farm from a kitchen-table problem to market leadership
  • Writing Making Business Child's Play
  • Why she has zero patience for founders who complain about hard work
  • Bootstrapping first: why self-funding before raising protects your equity and your credibility
  • Forecasting properly - three-year plans, 26-week cashflow, and why you should double whatever number you think you need
  • Red and green flags she looks for before investing
  • The difference between an investor and an advisor - and why founders confuse the two
  • EIS and SEIS explained: how the schemes work and why they matter for UK angel investment
  • AI in FMCG: where it genuinely helps founders, and where it can't replace proprietary data or judgement

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