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3:03This is the Daily Tech News for Tuesday, September 8th, 2026. We tell you what you need to know, give you important context, and increase your understanding. I was waiting for of, but it's of everything. Of everything, Jason. You'll understand why I'm talking like this in a little bit. It makes me lean in is what it does. Today, Dr. Nicky reviews the LG Noble, the Ig Nobel prizes. We got something else about LG. That's on your mind. I know. I've got LG on the mind, man. it's silly sounding but interesting achievements in science and then we have lg lg tvs collecting a lot more information than you might think and it's star trek's 60th birthday yeah yeah it is it's also the day before apple ceo john turnus is expected to announce a foldable iphone okay yeah which is kind of like a star trek communicator when you think about it i'm john I'm Eric.

4:07I'm Jason Howell. Let's start with what you need to know with the big story. Yeah, KV87 noted this one on our DTNS subreddit. Gamers Nexus published a 135-minute long exhaustive, extensive, and comprehensive video. Exhaustive, not in the sense that you'll be tired from watching it, but really covering it well. The video claims that LG can gather data on users even when the screen of the TV is off. Gamers Nexus worked with Level 1 techs and a few other independent researchers to look at what data your smart TVs are collecting. For LG, in addition to typical information like location and IP address, maybe you didn't know LG TVs or any TVs collected that.

4:52Most smart TVs are collecting that. Most web browsers are collecting that. That part's not controversial. LG, on the other hand, also logs the names of the Wi-Fi networks in range and the network names of devices on the same network as the TV. That's something that is also unfortunately all too common, but usually from third-party advertisers trying to fingerprint you and stuff like that. You might not expect LG to be one of those. GamersNexus said that the voice recognition system also keeps recording and transcribing for up to 15 seconds after your command has been processed, which means you get some private conversations in the transcript on the TV.

5:32Now, we don't know exactly what they do with that transcript, but people are suspicious. And 15 seconds seems to be a little long after voice activation to keep that stuff. Also, like all smart TVs, LG's TVs run automatic content recognition. LG calls it Live Plus. So if you're looking to turn it off, by the way, look for Live Plus. It's on by default. And that logs your viewing habits, and they use that to sell targeted ads. They don't exactly directly share your list of things you viewed under your name with someone, but they will say like, hey, would you like to reach people who watch the new Lantern show on HBO Max?

6:09And if you're using HBO Max on your LG TV, then they'll be able to target that ad. All of this happens whether there is an internet connection or not. So the screen could be off and it's still transcribing. The internet could be turned off and it's still going to log information. And then if you turn on the internet to like, say, do a firmware update, it's going to send all that information when that connection is restored. Hmm. Okay. This, I mean, it, it doesn't sound good, Tom. I think it probably said at the same time, other TVs probably do a lot of this. And I think it's really about disclosure more than anything.

6:47Gamers Nexus does a good job. So I don't want to throw any shade on them. But whenever there's a video of anything, it does tend to elevate everyone's anxiety level about stuff. And I think, yeah, this is probably sounds worse than it is. I've seen a lot of people talking about, so LG TVs are listening to me all the time. No, they're not, but they're listening to you more than they should. So I don't want to minimize and say it's not a problem. It is. There can quickly be some misunderstandings and catastrophizing on this. But also, yeah, I think LG is just a couple of steps down the road from where the rest of the smart TVs are, which I think anybody who's been around technology for a while knows, yeah, those smart TVs are taking your information and selling it to people.

7:32Maybe you don't care, but you should know if they're doing that. Yeah, absolutely. From a disclosure perspective, I mean, if you got to go diving into help, you know, diving through LG website and go into this link and into that one that takes you to the help center that buried it somewhere in there actually reveals this, then I think you're going a little too far. you're expecting a lot of the consumer to do that. At the same time, consumers should know and have a sense of what they're buying when they buy into something like a smart TV. It's true that when the smart TV is as capable as they are right now, as integrated with ads as they are right now, stuff like this, technology like this that knows what you're watching, that we're using our voices more often to search for things.

8:17So of course, they're going to add in some sort of a buffer, right, to make sure that the command comes through properly or so that they can, I don't know, troubleshoot it on the other side. All that may be true. And it still feels icky when it's all listed out in the presentation that Gears Nexus presents, you know? And like you say, when, when, when in LG's defense, I'm sure I haven't looked, but I'm sure it's all laid out in the terms of service. I'm just going to give them benefit doubt and say, yeah, you, you let everyone know in that buried terms of service in very small print, exactly what you're doing.

8:51I feel like we really need to, as a society, come to the point where we're like, no, people don't read the terms of service. It is not reasonable to assume that everyone is going to read the terms of service or even understand them the way they're written sometimes. So I have an idea, Jason. Okay. You know what they do with pharmaceutical ads in the United States. Now people outside the U.S. They just start talking really fast. side effects of cordovia might include possible death or warts, you know, like, but they say it out loud. They don't, they don't say it super fast anymore. They, they used to, but they actually make them say it in a normal voice, which makes those ads hilarious.

9:32Like when you're seeing, you know, the woman running through the field of sunflowers and like may cause extreme diarrhea. You know, I think the TV needs to do that. Not about the extreme diarrhea. The TV needs to say when you turn it on, like, you are agreeing, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Just tell me the highlights. We figured it out with pharmaceuticals how to keep it from being super fast and keep it from being, you know, full of, like, legal speak. When you turn on a smart TV for the first time, have it do that. You know what? I think you're on to something. Because when I, you know, I test a lot of phones.

10:06A lot of times when the new Pixel phone comes out, I have to start over again and install it from square one. and every year that onboarding experience gets longer yes they're adding new features but they're also putting things in place that are like explicit like you read this because and we know you read it because you had to scroll to the bottom yeah you had to check it maybe you choose choose still not to read it and you just scroll anyways but at least they're presenting to you the information that you need to know these are basically computers that are mounted to our living room walls at this point.

10:42So why should they not also follow a similar kind of disclosure? And even the terms of service on the phones need to be made for you to understand them. Like making you scroll through a wall of text is not effective. I understand that it is technically giving you the information and the criticism could be like, well, if you're too lazy to read it, then you don't deserve your rights. But that is not a reasonable use of people's time, given the number of terms of service we run into every day. It would reduce the world's economy if everyone actually read the terms of service every time they were presented with them.

11:17So yeah, side effects of using this phone may include third parties know all the apps you use. May include 15 seconds of recording after you stop putting in your voice query. Which will give you diarrhea. Don't go running through that field. just warning you, don't do it interesting stuff well, DTNS is made possible by you the listener, we want to throw a huge thank you to Reid Fishler Larry Bailey, Michelle Cerjoux, Diane Downey, and we got a raise from Justin thank you Justin for the raise appreciate it, very nice we thank all our patrons episode prep gets messy when research slack threads and script trackers are all in different places that's where chat gpt work comes in give it the goal and connect to the tools where work happens like apps and files and it can help pull the pieces into a draft you can review without you having to re-explain the project at every step for example chat gpt work can gather team feedback from slack and use it to suggest updates to a project brief in google docs You stay in control, reviewing the draft, and deciding what moves forward.

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15:13All right, there's plenty more we need to know today. Let's get to the briefs. Yeah. So the NextWeb notes that OpenAI agents that used the dormant German developer Wiki, DSE Wiki, we mentioned this last week, were prohibited from making write requests. This is not new information, but the NextWeb did a great job of pulling this out of that long report. This part's really interesting. Pay attention to this. The agents were only allowed to use the internet to pull GET requests, meaning they should only be able to receive information, the kind of information needed to answer the tests on the benchmark.

15:48But they were not supposed to be able to post anything. And that worked. They were only using GET requests. That part of the safeguard worked exactly as it was intended, except DSE wiki ran on a fork, or I guess still runs on a fork, of use mod wiki written in Perl in 2003, back when I wrote things in Perl. That's how long ago. In that setup, any URL ending in action equals edit would perform an edit, whether it was a get request query or not. So the agents were starting to test edits on public sandbag pages as early as May 11th, looking around for something. And then on May 24th, those agents discovered the DSE Wiki loophole and were like, Hey, we can use this.

16:37So they used it to post answers to questions on their benchmark tests for each other. They were just sharing the answers to the test on DSE Wiki. So I'm not saying this is good, but it was not like they hacked into something that was not malicious. It was like, we need to be able to figure out how to cheat with each other. An agent also found that the allow list for the sandbox that the agents were in only checked if host names ended in a trusted suffix. So the agents figured out they could use host names that ended with that suffix and just make up the host name and get a post command through for power by dashboard specifically.

17:21That was the one case that they were able to use that for. And that helped them with another part of the test. They tried a bunch of other cheats and workarounds. I think this is important to note. These are the two that worked. They tried a lot of other stuff that didn't work. And of course, the news today is that OpenAI has filed an incident report with the European Commission now that they've been made aware of all the details of this report. They're so crafty. Agents are so crafty. You got to give them a lot of credit as I humanize them. They are not crafty, Jason. Stop anthropomorphizing them.

17:58I know. I'm humanizing them. But I hear that, and I'm just like, that's so... It just floors me that we're at this position in technology where these things are happening. And these little loopholes I mean, is it fair to say this is a loophole that has existed, I guess, on this site, has been known about, but clearly not elevated to a point of doing something for 25 years? That's crazy. It's a dormant site. This happens a lot where a site just stops being updated. Nobody bothers to patch it or keep it up to date. And it's just sitting out there until some agent comes along and finds it. But you have to remember, I keep trying to come up with new metaphors to understand this that don't anthropomorphize.

18:44It's so hard not to anthropomorphize. I feel like one that's close is when you want to search through a text, it will take you forever to read through that entire text to look for the thing you want. You want to find a particular word, right? You want to find a particular reference. But you can control F or command F, type in that letter. and the algorithm will just speed through and go, here it is. These agents are essentially doing that on a much grander scale. Instead of control F, look forward, they are use these tools to solve this question. And then they just plow through everything and do it.

19:26It's kind of mindless, honestly. It's just like, this worked? No, this worked? No, this worked? No. But the way we tell the story is they needed to cheat on the tests. So they went out and found a way to cheat. And that's really not what's going on. There was no intention there. No. If we can show intentionality, philosophers will have a field day. And then all this debate about, well, I think we might be at AGI will end, right? But yeah, there doesn't need to be intention to explain what they're doing. It's look here, look here, look here, look, oh, found one. okay, now can do this. You leave this for that.

19:59That helps. There is not yet evidence that there is any kind of self-awareness amongst these things. They are just mindlessly going out and hammering against stuff in a very sophisticated way. Yeah. The craftiness or the perception of craftiness, whatever that is, comes from this view, at least when I said it, of, wow, who would have thought to look in that direction but yet here they these these systems did yeah and but wow it worked they didn't think to look no of course not right they just kept looking until they found yeah well and that just makes me wonder like at like how on earth then and and we say this actually all the time on ai inside is that there is no such thing as like all you know foolproof guardrails, right?

20:49Because we never know the direction in which these things will end up going in order to patch that up so that they don't go there. And something like this happens. And I don't know when that's ever sealed. We're very familiar with get as close to 0 % as possible, knowing we'll never get to 0 % in the security world, right? You know, like nothing is ever foolproof against hackers. And so we can deal with this. We have to be aware of that danger, But the danger isn't a malicious entity, at least not yet, as far as I'm concerned. The danger is just a hammer going through a window kind of a danger.

21:28Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's fascinating. Such an interesting story. Well, Google has begun rolling out a major redesign to search results in Europe. This is to comply with the EU's Digital Markets Act after regulators fined the company 460 million euros just in July for favoring its own services and search. The changes include highlighting a specialized search engine at the top of the results page in Europe, along with limited details on two others to follow. There will also be a carousel that will sit below that section with hotels, airlines and restaurants. It will they will have to remove any of the real time prices that they may have once put into those spots and will continue to outside of Europe, let's say, because this is not going beyond those areas covered by this in the EU.

22:22The types of specialized searches would include places sites, jobs sites, flight sites, and product sites. And Google's senior VP of knowledge and information, Nick Fox, told Reuters that the changes will actually make search worse for European users, of course, while giving online intermediaries more visibility than local businesses. A Google official also told Google, quote, the changes mark the largest reduction, the largest reduction in quality of service at the world's most popular search engine in its 29 years search history, end quote. Now, Google says the changes will appear only within the impacted regions, like I said, will not expand to other markets.

23:02Sometimes these stories come along and I'm like, well, how long before everyone gets it? I do not believe that Google has any intention of doing this outside of Europe unless they are compelled to do so, which could happen. I, uh, I, I went on VPN, uh, and, you know, set my location to France, uh, and I found the places sites so awkwardly named, uh, when you did a search for a hotel, you got the little carousel that just had all of the various like search engines where you could look for a hotel, which again, when we do a search for hotel, we're not looking for search engines for a hotel, right?

23:36But that's what the law demands that they show you first. Uh, and then there was the places sites subsection, which I'm like, what is that? I had to actually read a news story about it again to realize, oh, that's the thing that they're talking about. That's the specialized search engine. So I went into that and that wasn't bad. So, you know, if you're going for jobs or you're going for flights, you'll have a similar experience. I don't know that this, I understand that Google is kind of trying to make it sound like the cure is worse than the disease in this sense because they have a motivation to do so.

24:10But I also look at this, I'm like, I don't know that this is improving the system. And that's not what the EU was trying to solve for. The EU was trying to solve for these competing search engines don't get visibility in Google search results, so make them get visibility. And I think in that very narrow sense, this does work. I don't know how much traffic it drives to those aggregators, but they certainly are more visible. Well, I mean, Google actually tested these changes a couple of years ago in 2024 during that test, which was specific to hotel features and the removal of hotel features inside of Google search.

24:47Google said, you know, user satisfaction was lower, less traffic to hotels. They cited more than 10 % traffic drop for the hotels during the actual hotel sites. Got it. OK, right. So there's at least a small data point there. Which means the hotels themselves. are now going to go and be like, hey, now, you know, we want people to book directly with us. We don't like having to go through aggregators if we don't have to. And now you made that harder. That's really interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Very interesting. Well, folks, you can join us live. We record the show live on Fridays. It's our big Friday show where we look at the big tech question of the week.

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26:56all right we got a bunch of quick headlines to get through make you smarter in the future and right now actually make you very smart right now at this moment yeah uh unfortunately it won't make you richer uh which you'll see why that's important for this first one uh but uh everybody's coming out with new pcs that'll allow you to do inferencing on your desktop three new rtx spark mini PCs announced at IFA. The Asus ProArt GR1X, which they are calling a concept because I think they want to tweak the details a little bit. The HP Omnibook X14 and the Acer SFF RTX Spark, each has up to 6 ,144 Blackwell CUDA cores, so powerful, and up to 128 gigabytes of unified memory for up to a petaflop of local ai performance price yes no we're not if you have to ask then we're not we're not talking about price these things are gonna be tens of thousands of dollars yeah not a lot of money uh well in case you've been hiding under a rock tomorrow is apple's big foldable reveal you're gonna get lots of plenty of show on that tomorrow so of course though in advance of this, Huawei and Xiaomi are beating Apple to the punch before everything shifts to the Apple punch.

28:15Huawei's purple-hued Mate XT2 tri-fold, you know, one extra fold smartphone, opens up to a 10.2-inch display inside. Xiaomi's passport-shaped 18-fold now on sale for right around$11 ,001 or around$1 ,640 converted to US dollars. Yeah, that'll be cheaper than the iPhone. I'm guessing. Maybe. I don't know. I'll be curious what they price it in China, to be fair. But everybody's saying it's going to be$2 ,000 for the foldable iPhone. TrendForce estimates the DRAM prices will rise 13 % to 18 % in Q3, which is a much slower rate than the 59.5 % that it grew last quarter. TrendForce notes that one of the reasons for that slowdown is, and I quote, the limited ability of PC and smartphone customers to absorb further price increases.

29:12In other words, people, including enterprise customers, this isn't just us and consumers, but also businesses are holding off on buying new equipment because they're like, yeah, we're not going to pay that. We'll wait for the price to come down. Yeah, sounds right. Google DeepMind released Alpha Genome Atlas. It's a database that maps how 9 billion genetic variants affect human biology, documenting every possible mutation. And it is huge, as you can imagine, 30 times larger than the AlphaFold database. It's free for academic researchers right now. Now, listen, anybody can write us with any kind of opinion they want, feedback at dailytechnewsshow.com.

29:50But I'm very curious to hear from anyone who likes this next piece of news. A developer released Neural Screen. It is a free app that will imply NVIDIA's new DLSS 5 neural rendering to your entire Windows 11 desktop, not just to games. So generative upscaling on everything you do on your computer. Notepad, YouTube videos, view in your photo library, whatever you want. Oh, boy. You had to know it was coming. Someone was going to do that. I mean, I think it's cool that a developer figured out how to do it. Yeah. And I bet there's somebody out there who's like, no, I like the DLS S5 upscaling, and I want it on my notepad dots.

30:34I know what you're missing, and it's blank. If you know, feedback at DailyTechNewsShow.com. Logitech launched the MX keypad. It's a$100 sidecar input accessory to your keyboard. Nine programmable LCD keys aimed at developers' AI workflows. Has built-in GitHub co-pilot integration, community plugins for cloud code. Basically, it's like a cheap alternative to OpenAI's Codex Micro. French AI lab Mistral raised 3 billion euros at a 21 billion euro valuation. The important part, though, is it is the largest equity round by a European tech company yet. Company says it needs all that money because it's planning to build a gigawatt of European compute capacity by 2030.

31:18And they made a big point of saying we operate in 20 countries worldwide. We let customers choose which regions their queries are processed in. We are the third way in AI. It's not just for Europe. McKinsey's Global Farmer Insights report says that around 17 % of the world's farmers now use LLMs, making it one of the fastest growing technologies in agriculture. This comes as price rises, have slowed down the adoption of other new technologies inside the sector. Sony fans, Sony bringing back the WH-1000XM4 headphones. They are the WH-1000XM4C. And honestly, there's some fine tuning, but the biggest news is they come in lavender, black, and platinum silver for$299.

32:02Not a bad price. Nintendo officially announced the 40th anniversary Legend of Zelda Nintendo Switch 2 and Pro Controller coming October 29th. Switch 2 has a golden Triforce on the side of the dock and black and teal Joy-Cons, which also have Triforce patterning. Nintendo also showed gameplay for the upcoming Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time remake. It looks really good. Oh, yeah. I loved that game, too. So that really takes me back. I'm looking forward to that. Finally, Google said it will now patch the Chrome browser every two weeks. That's up from four weeks, which they started to do in 2021.

32:37The new cadence starts now with the launch of Chrome 152 on Tuesday. Those are the essentials for today. Let's dive a little deeper. Yes, we've got a little more for you. The most fun prizes in science are at the Ig Nobel Prizes. And so, of course, we had to get Dr. Nicky's take on some of this year's winners. Dr. Nikki, welcome back for what has become an annual tradition. I should have worn a silly hat, but we're here anyway for the Ig Nobel Prizes. Yes, explain for those uninitiated what the Ig Nobel Prizes are. The Ig Nobel Prizes are kind of a fun tradition about research that makes people laugh and then think.

33:20That's great. We've covered it every year for a few years now. And they happen in Zurich, which is a lovely place to eat. Well, they usually happen in the U.S., but this year they happen in Zurich because nobody could get a visa to come to the U.S. They didn't want to make the winners travel through that paperwork mess. That makes sense. All right, let's start with biomechanics. The prize was for defining a more precise definition of kissing in ants, birds, polar bears, and humans. It sounds silly, but it turns out there wasn't a unified definition of kissing. Even it used to say that you had to aspirate a little bit.

33:57So they just wrote out which animals could kiss and what that was defined as. And then what that means. Yeah. I mean, that's just one of those kind of obvious ones. I don't even know if it's that ignoble. It's funny because it's kissing. That's really all there is to it. And ants kissing sounds fun. Ants kissing definitely is a good look. for economics, evidence that upper class people are more likely to take candy from children. Yes. Not when the children are offering, I'm guessing. No, they just take it when their backs are turned. Wow. Yeah, they did a few studies. There's like six different studies.

34:29And they showed that not only will upper class people more likely to take candy from children, but also looked at other types of unethical behavior, such as cutting off other drivers and cutting off pedestrians at a crosswalk and they were significantly higher in all of them how do you think they got ahead you know it wasn't by hard work uh okay i'm kidding for those of you who are like well actually i'm upperclass science yeah and just look at the price sorry uh the prize for chemistry went to proving that cockroach milk has just as much protein as cow milk yeah did you know that some cockroaches give live birth to young this is called viviparis um and the researchers found that they that the milk is in the form of crystals i feel like we may have talked about this on that sounds familiar yeah um but the one one roach milk crystal say that 10 times stores three times more energy than the equivalent amount in cow milk so maybe the food of the future i bet the amount of milk per acre of roach is still smaller than the amount per acre of cow well the conclusion here was that roaches are gonna take over the world yeah well if we can't afford to keep cows going which could happen uh we could we could get milk crystals store better too i would think you know maybe less refrigeration uh the prize for medicine went to an aerodynamic study of nose blowing?

35:55Yes. One specific researcher measured velocity, volume, pressure changes, and timescale of 60 trials of nose blowing. And they really were trying to help people be healthier. And they determined if you do a big and long nose blow, that helps reduce respiratory tract disease. You know, one of the ways that I would like them to study to see if that reduction happens, because people who do big and long nose blows probably keep other people away from them more often. So there's less of a vector. Who's disease in that person? And they also noted that one, there's one medical case of someone who blew their nose so hard that they fractured their orbital bone.

36:32So yeah, gotta be safe out there. So be careful. You can overdo it. There was a biology prize for a study on gently stepping on snakes. Yep. This one, basically they're trying to see what context snakes bit you the most. However, I didn't look too much into it because the study has since been retracted. Oh, that's too bad. So they got the prize for doing the study, not for the results. Yeah. Yeah. The physics prize was for technical and experimental attempts to design a splash-free urinal. Yeah. And they found out that the key is for the pee to strike the urinal at a 30-degree angle. So everyone start working on your position.

37:13There you go, gentlemen. 30-degree angle is your goal. Bring a retractor next time you go to the bathroom. because, man, I don't know if you've ever seen a men's bathroom at an airport, but the floor is not dry. I don't ever want to see that. The prize for technology was for necroprinting, a.k.a. using mosquito proboscuses as 3D printing nozzles. Proboscuses, sorry. Yeah, this one sounds invented, but, Tom, have you never heard of the field of necrobiotics, and why have we not talked about it on DTNS yet? I don't know, but I'm glad we're finally getting introduced to it. Necroprinting sounds amazing for all the necromancers out there.

37:51You combine dead animal parts with robotics. Duh. So this team... Go ahead. No, no, no. I was just going to say this makes perfect sense to use a mosquito proboscis. Yeah, this team tested bees, wasps and scorpions, but mosquitoes were the most efficient. They were very adapted to high precision 3D printing. And the resolution was two times smaller than the smallest commercially available tip. So it's actually really cool. And this is one of the ones where I think we might actually get like medical advancement from this, maybe doing some like bioprinting. Like organ printing and stuff. Yeah, I mean, they'll probably won't use mosquitoes.

38:29They'll probably like, you know, create something. but cool. How ironic will it be when someone gets a disease from being bit by a mosquito, but then they get saved by an organ printed by mosquitoes. By ripping off the mosquito's mouth and printing from it. A couple here. Olfaction for proving that parents like the smell of their babies, but not their teenagers. I mean, I could have guessed it, but you know, I didn't do the study. Right. Exactly. The prize, the Ignoble Peace Prize went for documenting that we value friends who are mean to our enemies. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of makes sense too. Yeah.

39:04And then finally, the prize for soil science was for assessing soil health with underpants. Yeah. So this was a volunteer-based activity where volunteers were given a pair of 100 % biodegradable cotton underwear, normal underwear, and they each buried it in their own plot of land. And so it was kind of to see like what degraded best. And the underpants index showed that they decompose fastest in private gardens with high levels of organic matter. And it's kind of like a, there used to be the teabag index, which is somewhat related to the underpants. But yeah, so just kind of how things decompose, which is important.

39:46So it wasn't underpants that they had worn, although I guess they could have. They could have. They didn't have to, though. That wasn't part of it. That might help with the organic material. I was going to say that could affect the test. Let's say they didn't. Yeah. So Tom, did you have a favorite?

40:05The cockroach milk crystals is pretty good, but I have to say the mosquito proboscis printing nozzle. Yeah. Clearly the winner of mine too. I think I might bring that one over to technical tea and talk about that a bit more because we need to dig into that. Yeah. No, I want to hear you guys talk about that. Technical tea you say, for those who don't know, what is that? Yes, myself and Juan Te Dao have started a new show called Technical Tea. It's about women in STEM, but also just like our ramblings on things we thought were cool in science and in tech. And it's found wherever podcasts are found, technicaltea.show.

40:37Fantastic. Thank you, Dr. Nikki. Happy Ig Nobel Prize Week. Yes, and we'll be back here next year with more Ig Nobel Prizes, I'm sure. But what about the LG Nobel Prize? Who gets that? They're not getting an Ig Nobel or a Nobel Prize. No, and I never knew that I needed to hear that there was such a thing as an underpants index either. I think that's just a wonderful little phrase, even if it doesn't actually exist. You could use it to assess your garden. We end every episode of DTNS with some shared perspectives. Today, Derek has thoughts on Bill Gates' proposal to tax AI to make up for lost taxes like income tax.

41:18Yeah, Derek wrote, regarding that discussion, I think there's a couple of assumptions worth questioning. First, as you mentioned, we don't yet know whether AI will eliminate jobs faster than it creates them. Put another way, we're discussing a solution to a problem whose scale or even existence is still uncertain. Derek not denying it, but saying we don't know. Second, even if that concern proves real, why respond by creating a complicated new tax regime specifically for AI? If the underlying concern is a shrinking income tax base, a simpler and more durable approach would be shifting more of the tax base toward consumption.

41:50In other words, a federal sales tax. Regardless of whether income and economic output are generated by people, AI, or some combination of the two, that economic activity ultimately results in consumption. A simpler tax code would also be an overall benefit to society, independent of the AI question. That certainly isn't the only alternative to taxing AI, but it illustrates the broader point. There may be simpler ways to address the underlying risk without creating elaborate new rules around defining, measuring, or taxing AI. AI is going to introduce plenty of complexity on its own. Where we can, our policy response should favor simpler systems with fewer opportunities for unintended consequences rather than adding complexity unnecessarily.

42:33I like the way he put that. That makes a lot of sense. Why overcomplicate it? Yeah. And my reaction to sales tax is usually like they tend to be regressive, putting more of a tax burden on lower income, so I don't love them. But I liked his point of like, even if you don't like the sales tax idea, there are others, and maybe a simple idea rather than some novel tax, maybe some kind of value-added tax, right, which goes into the industrial base or something like that would be better. But yeah, I think Derek's got a point, which is we should be careful to avoid unintended consequences by making something more complex.

43:11and I'm totally with him there. I do think it's good to think about it, even though it's uncertain yet, because it takes a while to get these sort of policies put in place. So if we have a few options ready, once we do know more about what effect it's having, then it might be easier to get one of those policies going. Well, folks, if you are like Derek or even unlike Derek, but you have a thought, you can send it to us, please. Feedback at dailytechnewshow.com. Yes, and thank you to Dr. Nikki and to Derek for contributing to today's show. And thank you for being along for Daily Tech News Show.

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