Corrections: The Podcast | Episode 185 - "Law of Diminishing Returns"

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0:52Corrections. Episode 185. Week of Monday, November 2nd, 2026. OK, so here's the deal. I'm going to do it tonight because Seth is upset.

1:12Your comments hurt his feelings last week He tried to do something new Clarifications, a lot of people said Worst clarifications ever

1:33Also he said a penguin in Detroit Would be named Penguin M Nobody liked that. I thought it was clever. Did I laugh out loud? No.

1:47They can't all be gut busters. Okay, I'm going to keep this quick. Those beers on the Long Island Railroad aren't going to drink themselves.

2:04What do we got here? Someone wrote in, why would a hot tub the Ninja Turtles had an orgy and turn green? They don't give the color, and I don't want to think about whether their ejaculate is green or not.

2:22Yeah, I don't want to think about it either, but now thanks to you, we all are.

2:34Frogs don't make that sound when eating flies. I remember that. Got a big laugh. What are we doing here?

2:56A lot of you said, Seth's Yorkshire accent was bad. Well, he's not from there. Give him a break.

3:16Someone asked, are we not going to explain Seth's smash fingernail?

3:27There it is. Can we take that? Can we get a shot of that, Alex? There we go. Okay, so the story is he smashed it in the door of a shower. He told me it hurt so much that when it happened, he almost cried. And I said, don't tell anyone that. That's embarrassing.

3:54Oh, I got a correction. This one's for me. It's for the Jets. I think they should be better at football

4:15Someone wrote in I dare you to call a Navy SEAL A soldier to their face They're in the Navy Not the Army That was for Seth But word of advice Don't dare me to do something Ever

4:35I'll do it

4:42Seth said seals have beady eyes they don't they have big eyes see that's helpful that's the good kind I'm glad I know that now Okay, so turtles, penguins, now seals. That means it's time for animal flubs. Animal flubs, animal flubs. It's time to take a look at some animal flubs. From the birds to the leaves to the leaves to the leaves to the leaves to the leaves. It's time for animal flubs. Ladies and gentlemen, Penguin M.

5:31What is it, seal? Do you guys see that? Yeah, it's green from my...

5:49Okay, so that was that. Never been my favorite. Animal Flub's not my cup of tea. Hey Seth, say the names Liev Schreiber, Morgan Spector Bowen Yang, Bradley Whitford, Jessica Tarloff, Sharon Horgan, Justin Hartley Rose Byrne, George Fouracres When you're in security You gotta know the guests

6:16It's not a game to us It's life or death

6:27No guest brought a handgun this week. But last week, what's her name? Shoe? Shoe. Shoe. Who's that lady? You know, the one who wore shoes, but everyone kept saying it was barefoot? Ida Garton. She had two guns and a pair of nunchucks.

7:19Well don't be mad at me, you're the one, you're the one who wanted to do the tiny arc card. Okay, we got a tiny arc card.

7:30Oh, right, hold on.

7:35Okay.

7:38Someone said, hey, Monday's close to look at an arc card. Kids eating at a cafeteria. What are the kids eating in this picture they wrote? It looks like Jell-O, hot dogs, and eggs.

7:56Yeah, that's right.

8:08Okay, there we go. There we go. All right. We're about a tenth of the way done.

8:20Oh, this is cool. We got a new friend. Hold on one second.

8:32Just wait a second.

8:40All right, look at this. Someone named Holly. Over here, Alex. Come on.

8:51Take a two.

8:54Someone named Holly made a puppet of amber from the 50th joke set can't tell. Say hi. Say hi. Huh?

9:07Oh, you don't want to? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, no, that makes sense. Okay, Seth doesn't want to do an amber voice.

9:23I don't think anybody here can blame them, so thank you, Holly.

9:32Let's see, what else?

9:38I'll just read it like that. Should have been doing this the whole time.

10:01Okay, hold on. All right, here we go. In yesterday's Closer Look, we said Trump was quoting Lincoln's famous line in ass divided cannot stand. All asses are divided.

10:20Arby's, we have the meats. that's Ving Rhames. I didn't know that. Very cool. So Ving Rhames, Arby's, Justin Timberlake of McDonald's, loving it. And then, of course, Seth does White Castle.

10:46I'm not great at impressions, but I'll try to do my best, Seth, doing the White Castle tag. Arby's. make sure you know where the nearest toilet is

11:12okay um so that's it for this one uh maybe seth will be next uh back next week maybe not You know, he's sensitive, but there's no use complaining about that. You know, he is who he is.

11:29And, yeah. See us next week.

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