EXTRA HOT: Andrew Mountbatten Windsor ARRESTED!

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0:53Hello, another episode. More. More. More. More. I mean, what we will say is don't get super used to it, but we have something very exciting. Welcome to Luanna. Extra hot. Smoking. Yeah, this is an extra bonus, bonus sprinkling of Luanna. Basically, we've decided to drop this as of when something super juicy happens that we need to talk about the tea of the tea which is so piping bloody hot that we know that you want us to just talk about it and that is exactly what we're going to do so what are we talking about girls we cannot wait to talk about this we've had to jump on so these may be loads of episodes of luanna extra hearts this might be the only one you ever get but this you never know this is the opening ceremony of luanna extra hot we have got to talk about the tea which is Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor the prince formerly known as Andrew oh my effing G what the hell yes and also before we drop this tea please do follow us on your favourite podcast platform and subscribe on YouTube if you're watching there hello ha anyway right right now before we get cracking on this Ims you should probably do this bit because to make sure that we don't get cancelled we do just have to be a little bit careful don't we we do we have to be careful talking about this because it's an ongoing legal matter it's an ongoing investigation um so we cannot go to prison in contempt of court um so uh we won't be discussing the actual ins and outs and opinions around that obviously but we can talk about the facts we can talk about what has happened and we can talk about how we feel impact on the public and how we feel about how our emotions are playing can i can i can i just say i've just been over at me old dears right for a bit my mum decided to pull out the bag a little a little roast beef we all came into a massive bloody family argument around the dinner table about this well i say family argument everyone's sort of on the same team of opinion but we like to opinionate and my god all you have to do is go so what do you think about the Andrew news that broke over the last couple of days everybody's got an opinion and also all different generations were at that dinner table and it was really quite interesting to hear everybody's reactions it's almost turned into hasn't it a moment like with princess Diana and you know where were you when um JFK got shot it's like where were you when you found out that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor got arrested I mean where were you girls I was right in the middle of filming a scene of celebs go dating i kid you not suddenly someone mentioned it everybody we actually stopped rolling and everyone was like we need to we need to get the tea on this what about you well for the first time in my marriage i informed andrew of the news you informed andrew about andrew i was on the toilet scrolling and it flashed up and i got i bet you were off that toilet i was in the french apps i've been skiing with all with all the kiddos It's been amazing.

4:09Loved it. And I got up those stairs and I said to Andrew, Prince Andrew, because I still call him Prince Andrew. We all sort of forget, yeah. Prince Andrew's been arrested. And he was like, what? And it was the first time that I knew something before him. And for that, I am proud. I was proud of that shitty moment. Allowing me to scroll my phone. Falling over your knickers as you haven't pulled them up properly and you'll haste to get up those stairs. Running up those chalet stairs. There's mountains in the background. Snow was falling. Andrew, Andrew, Prince Andrew. He's been arrested. I mean, it was the mic drop.

4:44What about you, Emma? Where were you? If you were at work, this must have gone off. I wasn't at work. I knew she was going to say she wasn't at work. She's never at work. I was in my kitchen. How dare you? I'm always at work. I was in my kitchen getting ready for work. And I think I saw a text from Analytical Al came through pretty much. at 30 seconds past 8am. He was well on it. Because I went to tell you all in our group and he beat me to it. Bloody hell. Something so good. So good. Yeah. And then I was listening to the radio and then obviously the radio went... Blew up. All mental. Blew up.

5:23And so, I mean, if you have been living in an actual concrete bunker, we should probably tell you exactly what has happened. But Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly known as Prince Andrew, He had his title stripped a few months ago. He was arrested under investigation for, what was it? Suspicion of misconduct in public office. But we must state that Andrew denies all wrongdoing. And also, his arrest, by the way, I feel like we should say, because I felt the news was quite misleading. His arrest is nothing to do with any sexual allegations that were previously brought forward. and I felt like the news was very misleading actually like the way they were reporting and then I just think so that's not what this is about basically essentially when you're in public office you've obviously got like a responsibility to like he was in a position like British position position of trust yeah and he was allegedly forwarding on emails and information official official visits official news of official visits was it notably this came out because the epstein files have been released we haven't really talked a lot about epstein on our pod um i'm not sure why because i am truly invested in the epstein files but we've never really touched on it and we must also say that being named in the epstein files doesn't necessarily mean that anyone has done anything wrong or illegal but yeah go on lou so basically he obviously has been linked to epstein a lot since like way back when so has his his ex-wife sarah ferguson and what he was doing is forwarding on like it you know confidential information to epstein and other associates allegedly this is what we believe allegedly exactly what we believe that's what he's been arrested for this has come out since the epstein files have been released right and he was arrested on his 66th birthday at 8am.

7:22Happy birthday. I mean, can I also just say, slight side note here, this might sound a bit random. I would like to throw a bit of support behind our good friend Alison Hammond because she took so much shit over on this morning because apparently, so they obviously had the breaking news and as you do, when you're dealing with a live news story, she made, just as you would, a throwaway comment going, oh, they could have arrested him yesterday. Ha ha, whatever, it's his birthday. That poor woman. Al has been taking so much shit in headlines because obviously everyone is desperate just to stick out any bloody clickbait to do with this story.

7:57Poor Ali has been like, oh, heartless comment and irrelevant comment. I'm like, oh, come on. She just made a flippant comment. Oh, I haven't seen any of that. Oh, well, I'm just going to say that because we love Alison. We do. It's like, shut up, man. Just leave her alone. What do you expect her to do? But do you know what? Interestingly as well, so Thames Valley Police come forward and they have confirmed that they've arrested a man in his 60s and they have not named Prince Andrew or Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor because it's now a new policy of the police to not name people, which I actually think is the right thing to do.

8:34And we've actually talked about this on our podcast before. Because you get situations like, for instance, Cliff Richard, who was cleared of absolutely everything and yet like mud sticks, doesn't it? So the police now have this new policy where they're not naming anyone. So they just came out and confirmed that someone has been arrested. And what I found hilarious in sort of, you know, a, you know, mic drop hot tea type way, then King Charles came out and just basically said, yeah, my brother's been arrested and we will cooperate fully. Cooperate fully. And the police aren't naming him and they still haven't named him.

9:13But King Charles like confirmed it was him. Do you know what? But King Charles, and I think this is probably, you know, and it's so, I mean, what on earth must that family have been thinking? Because am I right in that they apparently, the king, the royal family, had no heads up that this was about to happen. It happened. So they found out when we did. But surely they must have done. Well. But how can they bowl into sandering a mistake? Like, they just, there's so much to go. What did they do? They just, like, go in, like, yeah, open up. We've got a warrant. I guess that is what they did. I believe it was.

9:45I mean, it's all sort of been treated as though anyone that was a, you know, you or me and they were shoved in a normal. Well, who knows? But I don't know. I don't think I buy that. I have to be honest. I just I don't believe that they didn't have a heads up about it. I really, really don't believe that at all. Who says Halloween only lasts one day? With Wayfair, one night of Halloween becomes a whole season at home. From larger-than-life yard decor and moody lighting to festive accents for every room in the house, Wayfair has what you need to make Halloween feel like magic all in one place. Because the best Halloween memories aren't made in just one night.

10:24They're made all season long. Shop Halloween decor now at Wayfair.com. That's W-A-Y-F-A-I-R dot com. Wayfair, every style, every home. the king straight away within an hour a statement had gone on official channels and he said the law must take its course following the rest of his brother he said i've learned with deepest concern i mean the fact that he didn't even refer to him as his brother it was just the news about andrew mountbatten windsor yeah and suspicion he's really disowned him yeah it let me clearly state he said the law must take its course it would not be right for me to comment further at the moment meanwhile my family and i continue in our duty and service to you all what i found really interesting as that last line that my family and i will continue in our duty and service which is like my family over here not him not not him that he could not have been designed more with with that statement but look let's be honest i mean this is the i don't i'm sure listeners you know lufanians you've probably been having these conversations around your work desks around your family around the school run you know everybody is kind of so here for it and you know what my dad we were talking earlier on and he was and he was like i you know i think absolutely you know the the this should be investigated fully and all of this but it isn't this just down to trial by media again and and I said yeah but the thing is I said this is the point it's like everybody you know he's been rearing his head you know pulsing it around for such a long time I have yet to hear anybody that has said anything um decent about him and when you start to read you know into all of this and I said the thing is that and correct me if I'm wrong I said it feels like everybody is sick and tired of kind of the high and mighty getting away with stuff um just because they're powerful and rich um and it fit and everybody is fed up with that and i do find it really interesting i mean this is all just hearsay i know but that as soon as the queen died and allegedly prince andrew was her favorite son you know but as soon as the queen has died um this heat has increased and increased around him and I do wonder if mummy's not here any longer um that protection well that I don't know but possibly a layer of that protection has now been removed which clearly his brother is not going to do I don't know what else was crazy imagine like being those police officers who then have like been searching like the royal lodge and when like and like they've been searching like skiddy pants the raw lodge like going through everything like how many police officers did they need did they search like the whole of like windsor that what's it called windsor palace yeah no yeah but they weren't searching windsor palace they were searching his former residence which was the lodge on the property i would want to be a police officer doing that I mean you know how we talked about earlier in the week or the other week about about juries and how long these juries if there's a bloody jury I wouldn't mind being on let me tell you it's the it's the one you want to be but this is the thing will it get that far and obviously we know this is very very complex now and they are going to have to go through many many different stages to actually ascertain whether a crime has been committed you know he has been arrested but now released we all saw that rather unflattering photo of him slumped in the back of a taxi I mean That is not the photo you want.

13:51Can I just say, well done, internet, for the memes. Did you see the person that superimposed his face on the Coldplay affair couple? No. Did you see that one? Let me tell you, the internet is winning. The internet delivers during times like this. And listen, we don't want to, we're not dropping Luana Extra Hot because we love revelling in people's misfortune, but we do all like a good bloody gossip, let's be honest. We do. But listen, it is, as you say, Anna, Anna? Anna? Anna? Anna? You alright? Anna? I've been hanging out with some Aussies and Kiwis. Nice. But it's a really, really difficult one to prosecute because it's essentially like corruption, right?

14:34It's like, so apparently it's one of the most difficult crimes to investigate, charge, prosecute and convict. so I'm I just think that they're gonna go through this process and then and then I think it will just go away who knows and like you say no one's here you know we don't want to sit here and revel in a family because actually do you know what and we'll probably talk we should talk about this in a second as well you know there is a family here that are now the ricochet effects and it is of course the most famous family in the world that is why we're all so bloody invested we also pay for them so we're even more invested because we feel we have a level of ownership and say over this um but what i what i do feel sorry for i actually do feel sorry for eugenie and beatrice because i think i think i don't know them but from what i see of them you know what they've tried to you might think i'm wrong on this but from what i've seen they do seem like two girls that have tried to kind of carve out their own lives they've got their spouses they've got their jobs yes they're princesses but quite frankly how the hell can they ever recover from this global stain not only of the stain around some of their mother's alleged behavior as well that's a whole new kettle of fish which i've been reading into a lot of that right exactly and then now with your dad like i just feel really quite sorry for those girls because they are never going to be able to get away from this and i think when when people that have had nothing to do with it are then by association tarnished I think that's really really horrible do you know what though and I know that like I don't know how much we can talk about conspiracy theories on on a podcast like this but there are lots of swirlings with Epstein basically now I have gone down quite a few rabbit holes so feel free to stop me here so have I but basically and it does make sense that there's so much swirlings of Epstein being so powerful and being connected to so many people like worldwide like when you start reading those files you've got like the princess of Norway one of the sultans of the UAE you've got Prince Andrew Trump's in there um you know Richard Bramston's names but you're big these are big names being mentioned right and at the minute they're being mentioned there's no sort of allegations and there's been no other arrest but it with all of the goings on with epstein and we know that epstein is we can say it is a convicted pedophile right that that is fact and you know there's lots of swirlings around andrew and then he settled with that with that lady that sadly um took her own life virginia um and was he sending this stuff to epstein because epstein had dirt on him and this is a lot of the theories going around that Epstein was so powerful and he had like all this crazy party time that we've all been to parties and you know seen stuff you know and I just think he sort of maybe it seems like Epstein was just this really in a way that these powerful people thought like fungi lots of people like Prince Andrew don't have the money that Epstein had so they like you know money attracts power power attracts money and with that you get this escalation of like sometimes a crazy lifestyle which epstein clearly led and i think that he might have had a lot of dirt on people and that's how he got info from them so basically if prince andrew hadn't have been sending this confident confidential information what did epstein know about him and what could Epstein have done to him if he didn't send it and that's a lot of the theories like swirling around then I went down an even bigger rabbit hole that perhaps he was a Mossad agent you heard that one wow no I haven't heard that one talking about the the whole kind of being a prince and all of this and then this is the first time in 350 years since a royal arrest so I mean this this is literally history has literally been blown like in in generations time that is this is like this is what our grand great great great great kids it really is and that arrest interestingly was for treason was during the english civil war it was king charles the first in 1647 who says halloween only lasts one day with wayfair one night of halloween becomes a whole season at home.

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19:59Use code MEALTIME for 50 % off your first Wonder order. Terms apply. See wonder.com slash new customer. So here's a question. you know what are your because there is a lot of uh chat now around um which i completely support as well about removing because at the moment prince andrew former prince andrew is still eighth in line to the throne which sounds bonkers i mean how on earth can that even be a thing but you know this has never happened before so i would be interested to see how quickly that that might get um thrown out do you know what i do think as well i think if that does go ahead with prince andrew being removed from the succession oh prince harry's arsehole is going to be going isn't he because if he knows that that can be removed you know and it isn't just a threat you know then it who knows if he's still in like so say if um like william died like if they all died in a helicopter accident yes harry's still in line so are his kids and william harry's then so it's william first william the three kids then then harry yeah but that they could all die but they wouldn't ever travel together like you wouldn't see william and now george in the same plane together because they have to protect the lineage basically yeah that's a bit sad i mean william's got off lightly he hasn't got to sit there and play roblox with his kid yeah but listen what do we what do we think well but what what i'd like to know is and i'm gonna you know what are your attitudes well no but what are your attitudes now because i and i'm going to be tomorrow as we speak tomorrow I'm doing an engagement for the King's Trust I do work for the the Royal Family Charity I mean I'll probably be heavily briefed to say nothing but that's fair enough but like but again I'm not there to talk about this I'm not here to talk about you know the amazing work that the King's Trust do it's incredible work and every time I've met him he he is amazing too so our speakers I find you know the work that he's done behind this trust and the over a million young people that are helped by the King's Trust you know that speaks volumes but does this put into question if we did you know lots of people uh royalists a lot of people are not but does this put into question your thoughts over the royal family and how viable they are well all i want to say is that harry has gone up in my estimations has he well because well yeah and i think in a way harry's a bit like fuck this shit they did this they did that i just think that harry thinks that i don't know that at all but i feel that way and i feel a bit like maybe we do want harry and we don't want any of them because i feel like can we trust them we want the one that got away well maybe the reason harry's got out is because he's sick of this bullshit i mean and and he's like i'm not part of this shit i don't want to be part of that So maybe Harry is the only normal one and he's the one that we need back.

22:54Maybe Harry's not so bad after all. That's what I'm thinking. Let's take a moment. Imagine old Megzi and Hazza sitting there with their Sprogos and suddenly that news feed went ping. Old Uncle Andy's been arrested. I wonder what they were thinking. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall. I told you. It's catching up with them. I told you you're a family of a c*****. So, yeah, I just, I think that, I don't know. I really don't think that we're creating generations of royalists, that's for sure. Well, I mean, Kate and William are very popular. I like them, but do I now, do I like them anymore?

23:32I don't know. I think that they've been very clever. I think that they've known this was coming. They've been very clever over the past couple of years, really distancing themselves. this has been a step-by-step plan I think to be honest with you this has been so it hasn't been like you know he was already disgraced he'd already had like you know Queen Elizabeth had taken some shit off him and he'd been bumped out a bit then a bit more bumping out and then there was a bit more bumping out and then the prince thing got taken and then this happened I feel like this hasn't really taken us totally off guard if we're honest has it absolutely not it feels like drip drip drip drip but then i do think for the rest of the royal family i think why should the rest of an entire family be uh stained yeah besmirched by the actions of one do you know what i mean and i do have empathy for that i do or is prince andrew the scapegoat so that they can she's going down get on that bog get those knickers around the ankles and get back Are they using him as a scapegoat so they don't lose face?

24:40And how much, you know, clearly, right, people say, oh, there's no such thing as an Illuminati, like all these rich people that run the world. Well, if you look into the Epstein files and that network of people, clearly there is an Illuminati that do, you know, have a lot of influence over the small little people like us. And I think this is why. Maybe we're going to be bumped off tonight. Maybe it's us. And we're never going to come. This might be the last and first, Luanna, extra hot we ever bring you. Exactly. It died a death after one episode. I'm just saying that I've been reading those files and it's wild.

25:20It's wild. It's actually unbelievable. Like some of the things that you read that they've just like released. So it is true in the fact that the FBI have released these. You can't deny that those emails and how you interpret that can be different. So, you know, you can interpret that to a certain narrative, like Prince Andrew sent pictures of his kids to Epstein. This is where. I thought this is what I'm talking about Sunday lunch today. But then, you know, I'll send you pics of my kids sometimes. Yeah, but he was a convicted paedophile after those photographs. True, true. Do you know what I mean?

26:04They were friends and he might not have believed that he was that way inclined. So is that just a friend being like, this is what I've been up to, here's how the kids are doing? Or is there something more sinister in that? I would like to think it's friend to friend and he had a bad judgment of who he was friends with. Or did he continue his relationship with Epstein? Because Epstein had dirt on him. and so he had to feed Epstein this information because he was worried about what potentially Epstein could say about him. Is that another theory? You throw a good spin on it, Lou, because you say, yeah, you say anybody, right, with an absolute, even a squidge of moral compass, the minute someone's a convicted paedophile, you are like fucking sack you off, you absolute piece of dirt.

26:50However, as you say, why would you continue to befriend? But we must say again that Andrew completely denies absolutely any wrongdoing of any sort and maintains his innocence and we shouldn't speculate. No, we're not saying that Andrew was a paedophile. We're saying Epstein. Yes, I know. And he did choose to associate. Like, if you knew, if I got convicted of being a paedophile, would you still be my friend? No. well then so why and i certainly wouldn't be sending you pictures of my children exactly so why when you hold such a big position and you've potentially got so much to lose in maintaining that relationship with that person would you choose actively to still associate yourself with that person and that's what raises a lot of questions and this is what people are interested asking him for 20 000 pounds for rent so you know that was weird i mean just just to think that 20 like i mean come on we could all get 20 grand we could stump that up right and we're like nobody's and the fact that she couldn't and she's asking like him that was just bizarre to me as well when i read that i was like that is so weird of all the people that she could have asked very odd i found that that was one of the oddest things actually that i found really that's what you found well i just think it's weird why is she asking him for 20 grand to pay her rent it is an interesting one because i would say well it's it well but also as you say yeah like if i was really really hard up and i would still question even like coming to you two do you know what i mean for money so you've got to be and you're like i'm so close to you guys you know but you've got to or or you've got super close or so intertwined for whatever reason that that is deemed an okay question to ask because I would I would do anything I would try and find it anywhere then ask my close friend maybe just thought like to him it was just like 10p maybe he just maybe we don't know maybe he just like dishes out money to people like that who knows we'll never know right well that is it that's the hot tea I mean we haven't really given you anything other than our absolute guff but my god it is a situation which you know is going to keep um unraveling immo do you have anything to say just potentially to save our careers uh or any other thoughts you have just to say if this episode is five minutes long it's because i've had to cut half of it out um but we will try and strive to keep as much as possible in and um yeah it's just unprecedented times guys i would also like to add that uh it at the minute it's an allegation and an investigation and nothing is fact and we are just it's not been charged not been charged there's been no charges made so yeah just to bear that in mind dot dot dot well listen that has been our first episode there probably will be more of luanna what is it extra hot smoking luanna smoking hot um we hope you enjoyed it let us know and also if you're listening to this little extra drop and you think oh i'd love the girls to talk about this or talk about that when you see something breaking in the news do drop us an email luanna everything luanna dot oh luanna because we can just jump on and and do these little extra hot airs and we love talking about guff too some so we'll be doing more of them you can also respond to this give us your opinion we'd love to know about it uh you can hop on WhatsApp, send us a voice note or message.

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