Podcast · 137 episodes
LuAnna: The Podcast
by Global · English
Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast, email: GlobalStudiosSales@global.com
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'It wouldn't have ended this way if you'd just washed your genitals'Luanna the Podcast discusses Halloween/seasonal decor (Wayfair ads), pets and anticipatory grief, planning girls’ trips, music at the Royal Albert Hall Proms (and a clapping faux pas), cooking…28 Sep 2026 · 51 min
She spent her Nan's Inheritance on WHAT?!Luana Totally Extra (Thursday) is a chatty, rant-heavy episode built around listener confessions and “petty reasons to dump”/icks, plus jokes, sweets, and upcoming live-show shout-outs.24 Sep 2026 · 26 min
'Just put Pony on my funeral playlist'The hosts discuss Halloween/Wayfair ads, then pivot to personal and community stories: an “affair” podcast episode being taken down due to contributor concerns; a trip to Paris for Celine Dion’s show…21 Sep 2026 · 57 min
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'It wouldn't have ended this way if you'd just washed your genitals'Luanna the Podcast discusses Halloween/seasonal decor (Wayfair ads), pets and anticipatory grief, planning girls’ trips, music at the Royal Albert Hall Proms (and a clapping faux pas), cooking…28 Sep 2026 · 51 min · 24 chapters
She spent her Nan's Inheritance on WHAT?!Luana Totally Extra (Thursday) is a chatty, rant-heavy episode built around listener confessions and “petty reasons to dump”/icks, plus jokes, sweets, and upcoming live-show shout-outs.24 Sep 2026 · 26 min · 11 chapters
'Just put Pony on my funeral playlist'The hosts discuss Halloween/Wayfair ads, then pivot to personal and community stories: an “affair” podcast episode being taken down due to contributor concerns; a trip to Paris for Celine Dion’s show…21 Sep 2026 · 57 min · 21 chapters
'I would do a**l for a saddle!' Plus cheesy foot nachos & the vagina wallThe episode is a “Totally Extra” chat mixing listener stories, rants, and challenges with explicit sexual humor.17 Sep 2026 · 30 min · 16 chapters
'We love the rise, but we thrive on the fall' Our take on the Isobel Lorna ControversyThe hosts debate the “Isabel Lorna” controversy after the TikTok influencer launched Agenda, a luxury leather “posh Filofax” planner system, and discuss whether her £300–£350 price point conflicts…14 Sep 2026 · 1 h 7 min · 27 chapters
'I've Never Been Drier' - Pettiest reasons YOU dumped someone!The hosts trade “petty reasons” they’ve dumped partners, plus off-topic banter: Celine Dion concert trip planning (Eurostar, Crazy Horse, restaurants, shopping), anxiety about not looking at the sun…10 Sep 2026 · 35 min · 17 chapters
'I have been on the receiving end of a podcast scam!'The hosts discuss two “scams” and then pivot to lifestyle segments.7 Sep 2026 · 1 h 4 min · 21 chapters
'How do you think I racked up the numbers?'- Pity Shagging, Dating Icks & A Lego HouseLuana Totally Extra episode mixing dating icks, petty reasons to dump, confessions, listener stories, and a “Try Something New” drink tasting.3 Sep 2026 · 40 min · 19 chapters
"He's a bit too Boy Band to be Bond"Parenting, education, and entrepreneurship—plus media recommendations.31 Aug 2026 · 1 h 23 min · 29 chapters
She swallowed her what?!Luana Totally Extra (Thursday) is a chaotic chat-show mixing rants, jokes, confessions, and listener stories. Guests: none named; the hosts are Luanna, Anna, and Imo (recurring co-host).27 Aug 2026 · 27 min · 14 chapters
'The kids think they rule the roost, and they bloody don't!'The hosts chat about holiday hangovers and travel, then recommend podcasts/documentaries and share “recoseco” (food/entertainment) picks.24 Aug 2026 · 1 h 10 min · 25 chapters
TOTALLY EXTRA: Floor Granola, Johnny Hats & A Lake Garda 69Luana Totally Extra (Aloha/“Lu, Anna and Imo”) is a chaotic chat episode mixing rants, confessions, jokes, and “challenges.” Topic highlights: “icks” from an ex (a tight-ass who borrowed money off…20 Aug 2026 · 27 min · 14 chapters
"Holly Willoughby's YouTube Return: Brave Or Bland?"The hosts discuss Holly Willoughby’s return to YouTube (brave vs bland), backlash to her lifestyle format, and related media/celebrity commentary.17 Aug 2026 · 54 min · 20 chapters
TOTALLY EXTRA: Gym d*ck, Naked Ladders & A girl named Peekaboo?!The episode is a chaotic “Totally Extra” rant/chat covering: buyer’s remorse vs “buyer’s rejoice” (Carvana ads), airport/toilet “muff” smells, Thursday London nightlife, a listener’s full-moon…13 Aug 2026 · 29 min · 13 chapters
'The Female Equivalent Of The Andrew Tate Pipeline?' — Nara Smith, Tradwives & Financial FreedomThe episode is a travel-and-life chat that mixes holiday mishaps with “tradwife”/financial-freedom talk, plus listener Q&A about whether a family is “complete.” Guests/hosts: Luanna Land hosts Luana…10 Aug 2026 · 1 h 23 min · 29 chapters
TOTALLY EXTRA: Disney Adults, Peri or Plain Stupid & a Surprise FuneralThe hosts and listeners trade rants and stories about awkward adult behavior and “adult-only” experiences—especially Disney “Disney adults,” aggressive Sunday driving, and bizarre…6 Aug 2026 · 26 min · 17 chapters
'Now That's What I Call Luisa!'The episode is a chaotic mix of explicit banter, sex-and-horniness theories, holiday bedroom logistics, and the hosts’ ongoing “Luana” planning for Lou’s 40th birthday.3 Aug 2026 · 1 h 8 min · 32 chapters
TOTALLY EXTRA: "We Are Sitting On A Potential Gold Mine" - Penis Reviews, "Holibobs" & Stealth Pad ChangesLuana Totally Extra discusses explicit confessions and rants, including airport price gouging, “Hollybobs” banter, misheard lyrics, and multiple sexual/relationship stories (penis reviews, husband…30 Jul 2026 · 25 min · 13 chapters
'He went in as a Powder Puff and came out as a skinned Greyhound'This episode of “Luanne the Podcast” is a holiday-era catch-up recorded remotely while the hosts talk about travel, language learning (Duolingo French), and their ongoing house renovations.27 Jul 2026 · 1 h 12 min · 26 chapters
TOTALLY EXTRA: Frozen Mango Wine, Greta Thunberg & How much would you charge for a**l?Luanna Totally Extra is a chaotic mix of listener messages, jokes, “Try Something Fun” (frozen mango in a Savvy BEE wine glass), and explicit banter.23 Jul 2026 · 37 min · 24 chapters
'Would you not just go and steal a baby?'The episode is mostly a chaotic chat between the hosts about birthday plans, travel “wins,” and unpopular opinions, plus listener messages and media recommendations.20 Jul 2026 · 1 h 8 min · 20 chapters
TOTALLY EXTRA: Baguette vs Naan, A Sugar Daddy Dilemma & Lee Andrews' CameoThis episode of Luanna: Totally Extra covers: (1) a viral debate on whether there are more wheels or doors, and a “throw further” game between baguettes (team baguette) and naan (team naan); (2) gym…16 Jul 2026 · 35 min · 15 chapters
"Nearly arrested at Marrakech Airport over a Ryanair suitcase"Luanna Land live-show catch-up plus a Morocco travel rant about nearly being stopped by police at Marrakech Airport over a Ryanair carry-on suitcase that didn’t fit the sizer, leading to a 30-euro…13 Jul 2026 · 58 min · 22 chapters
TOTALLY EXTRA: Backdoor Poetry, PlayStation Icks & A Midwife's Worst WordsThis “Totally Extra” episode is a chaotic, explicit listener-confession roundup led by Luana, mixing sexual anecdotes, relationship rants, and “petit polly” voice notes.9 Jul 2026 · 20 min · 9 chapters