EXTRA HOT: WHERE IS LEE ANDREWS?!

20:42Anna Williamson:But also, you're not in Muscat. You're in Terminal 2. He's in Dubai. In Dubai, babes. So basically. I can see the sign behind you. It's so embarrassing. So embarrassing. So anyway, so she's like, oh, okay. Bless Katie. She then goes on national telly. With Susanna Reid and Richard Madeley, who are... I'm not a big Richard Madeley fan. I did the right stuff with him. Oh, yeah. Didn't like old Dickie. He just, he's very, like, abrasive. He asked me about something and then they banned me from doing it again because they didn't like my answer. Oh, Dickie. Dickie can do one. But I love Susanna. He's quite judgy.

21:19Anna Williamson:Well, yeah. Richard Madeley is quite judgy. And also Susanna. And they're belittling. Well, Susanna also is, I think she's an amazing journalist. I love Susanna Reid, but she also, you know, is pretty like on it. But actually, I saw that and what I could see. But the thing is, I mean, what are they supposed to do? They can't sit there and enable it on the couch. Susanna looked like, they look like parents that were trying to tell their daughter, come on, darling, wake up here. And Susanna is a parent of teenage kids in their 20s as well. And she was like, is he coming, Katie? And she's like, he is, he is.

21:54And she's like, okay. She's like, he is coming. She said, and why couldn't he come today? Well, you know, he's got businesses and stuff. And Katie's so hoodwinked by this. And I just wanted to shake her and be like, Kate, you're an intelligent fucking woman. Okay. The guy is a total broad. He's playing you. Like, he love-bombed you. You rule with your heart. Like, let's let the head kick in now.

22:17Anna Williamson:Do you know what? Yeah, let's let the head kick in. But also what I, and also I know from people that have met him, they haven't got very positive things to say about him. And again, that is fact from their truth. That's what people have told me who have physically had interactions with him. What do Rihanna's new tattoo, Katie Price's missing husband, and Madonna Unquinder all have in common? We're talking about them on Shouldn't Laugh But with me, Laura Smith. And me, Carmen Butcher. This week we're getting into Rihanna's latest tattoo inspired by her kids artwork. We're also diving into internet sleuthing around Katie Price's latest relationship drama.

22:56Anna Williamson:Plus we'll get into Madonna popping up on Grindr and why some people found it iconic while others were absolutely mortified. Expect strong opinions, chaotic stories and probably a few things that we shouldn't laugh at. But obviously we will anyway. Listen and watch Shouldn't Laugh But on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. that was that the next thing we know he has then and this is where it gets ridiculous this is when I think now Kate has probably realised twigged I think she's twigged I think she might have twigged at this point because she is now sharing well A your stuff we'll get onto that but also Clemmie Moody's so she's now I feel like she's with us come on girl we've got you so basically now he then FaceTimes Kate from the back of a dirty van and he's got a hood over his head and he's got cable ties around his wrist.

23:50He has still got his mobile phone and he tells her, I've been, a bit of confusion with the language here. He sort of says to her, I've been detained. I've been taken to a black site. Tell us what a black site is. So a black site is like MI5 or FBI. They have these black sites which are essentially like off radar where they take people to interrogate them, essentially. And they are dark, they're dark sites, so you don't know where they are. I mean, it's so brilliantly convenient

24:24Anna Williamson:that the minute I'm about to get on a flight... The guy is now in like an episode of 24 with Keisha Sutherland. Like, he is there. He's got the hood, he's got the cable ties, and he's got FaceTime, which is quite remarkable. So he sends her, like, his live location from this black site. Now Interesting that he's allowed To FaceTime her If he's been kidnapped In a van Interesting also To send a live location From a black site Because they would Use GPS scrambling If you're at a black site Like you would not Be able to do that And you'd also I'd also assume I'm not a kidnapper But I'd also assume A kidnapper Wouldn't give the gratis Of going We're just going to Kidnap you If you could just FaceTime your wife If you could just FaceTime your wife We'll cable tie you And make you get You know Give you all the gear Like we'll make you In your kidnapping victim That'd probably be Holding the phone if his wrist is cable tight.

25:11Anna Williamson:If you could just, any more phone calls you'd like to make? It's like just one last phone call to my wife. I mean, I don't think a kidnapper's going to allow that courtesy call. So, Casey Price is now very worried because Which is horrible. After the kidnapping, he goes dark. Silent. So at the time of recording this now, today, Lee Andrews has not been heard of for nearly a week. Yeah, and that's it. He's still a missing person. Into the abyss. Yeah, we're waiting for an update. We're waiting. Anyway, I happen to be going to Dubai anyway. Yes, you had to pop back to see your people. I'm going to track down Lee Andrews.

25:47So I decided, look, it was a bit tongue-in-cheek. I mean, the papers ran with it. Like, I was really on some kind of manhunt for Lee Andrews. Can we just talk about how easy it is to also manipulate the British press?

25:59Anna Williamson:Can I say? It's fucking ridiculous. And also, I know this so well to know, that she would have done just in her hyperfixation mode. this is a bit of a bit of a fun guff fun but also she loves katie i'm getting on me plane i'm going to doves you know people you're well connected i might as well try and find me out you know a bit tongue-in-cheek as you said this absolute very tongue-in-cheek people thought i was for real searching for him but then suddenly as you say and it's like became the face louise azisman helps out pal katie price to find her husband in dubai so suddenly lou you had to sort of shift into Detective vote.

26:32Anna Williamson:I did put out some feelers. One second, though. I think we need to ask the question, or I need to ask the question, on behalf of the nation. Yes. On behalf of the nation's press. I really wanted to be the nation's hero. Wait, well, on behalf of the nation's press. Yeah. Did you find Lee Andrews? No. Fuck. But. Yes. I did discover that it's likely he's not been kidnapped. Okay. Okay. It's likely that he has just gone dark and apparently he's hiding out in a villa using burner phones. Now, when I was in Dubai. Is this a theory? No, this is like a theory slash half truth because I went down a rabbit hole of reading a lot of Brits in Dubai threads.

27:18And he was seen on Facebook Messenger. Thank God for your ADHD. Active on Facebook Messenger. Okay. Like one day. So I posted about this. Oh, Katie also reposted me on her story. She did. Which made us think, we were like, so this is great. Katie's on board. She's on board.

27:33Anna Williamson:We've got you, KP. We've got you. We've got your back. We're going to do the pricey writing. Yeah. Okay. So anyway, I then post, I'm like, he has been active on Facebook Messenger. She then posts that she apparently has access to all his Facebook and it was her. That's why he was active. So I said that, the press ran with that and she then posted like a counter thing saying, no, it's me. He's not been active. I have access to his Facebook. so I don't know if that's true or not but like that's what happened then then then then a very kind follower emails Agent Sam Agent Sam had quite a few emails actually that she forwarded to me about Lee Andrews and one of them highlighted to me that Lee Andrews has been AI-ing himself onto Chris Hemworth's body saw you post this and he has now we know he uses AI because he AI-ed himself with Elon Musk that's right AI-ed himself but I mean he's also AI'd his face to look like a total god like he's not an unattractive man in real life but he doesn't look like the pictures he's like a big catfish and basically Chris Hemworth has got 58.1 million followers now if you're gonna catfish someone and use someone else's pictures why would you use one of the most famous attractive men in the world that has nearly 60 million followers.

28:59I mean, his following is like the population of Britain, no? I don't know how many people. Yeah, basically. And so he is gone to him. Now, if it was me, I would think, don't quite like the way I look. I'm going to look for a very micro-influencer. PT. PT, like a really hot girl. With like 2 ,000. Very small following. And I'm going to rob that. Oh, no, not Lee A.I. Andrews. he's gone straight for Chris Hemsworth most iconic photo actual like Thor or whatever and he's gone for that so I then post about that that obviously goes wild I have returned now from Dubai I haven't found the Andrews and that's the end of my story

29:42Anna Williamson:it's been a rollercoaster and hot on the trail of the newly invented Luanna Investigates invented as of today it probably won't happen again but you never know bring us your stories though guys we will investigate it and come up with theories that may all be bothered but here's my theory go on my theory it's just my it's my theory yeah um which i think probably it's not it wouldn't take a genius to come up with this theory i think it's everybody else's how can she even get divorced if she wants to is are they even married like are they even legally married you know that's that's the question i'll be asking basically lee andrews he got with katie price thought absolute fucking brilliant she's the most famous woman in one of the most famous people money from people investing using her name which is what he did with but also as well and this is and this is look this is this is the absolute truth of it as well in the sense that katie price is a currency anyone with any form of notoriety whether you love or hate katie price she comes with headlines that for somebody who is a social climber and is an opportunist comes with big fat pound signs because even Because even now, it's so sad.

30:52Anna Williamson:Because even now, I know this sounds a bit weird, but even now, depending on how this happens or how this all unfolds, Lee Andrews now has a profile. We're talking about him on Luana, which is one of the top podcasts in the country. Everybody is talking about him, which now means that by association, Lee Andrews has done probably what I expect he wanted to do is he has become famous by proxy, which means he now has a value because I'm telling you now, any reality show... Oh, he's going to sell his... Oh, he'll be on celebs go dating. He'll be on daddy celebs go dating next. Ex on the beach. But that's how it happens.

31:24Anna Williamson:And so what I believe is he thought, brilliant, cash cow situation here. Get with Katie Price. Now, what I don't think he probably bet himself on is this was going to go a bit peak tongue. And I think because of everything that's unraveled, of course, when you have literally then rabbit in headlights in backed into a corner where you've got the UK's breakfast show. you've got Susanna Reid sitting there going where are you Lee Andrews and he's going I'm on my way back from Dubai he's then going well I've got literally nothing I can do he can't leave Dubai because he knows that he'll be arrested CID will find him because now he's been reported sorry Katie Price has actually now reported him as a missing person when they find him in Dubai they will not fuck around they will knock on his door at 3am and they will pull him the fuck out of there and they will then leave him in a Dubai jail for quite a long time while he gets processed.

32:21Like that's what they do there. And it takes a long time and you're just in jail and it's not the best place to be. No, exactly. He knows it's coming. He can't fucking get out of the country.

32:31Anna Williamson:He cannot leave. But he knows that he literally was like, shit, how I'm now going to, like a total tick because I've got nowhere else to go with this story. I can't long it out anymore. It's gone too far. I can't fib my way out of why I can't convene Lee get back to the UK. So all I'm going to have to do now is literally go to ground. It's a where's Wally situation. And I'm going to have to go dark. I'm going to have to completely come off grid because that is the only way. And I'm going to have to come up with a, this is what I believe it to be. And I'm going to have to come up with the most bullshit reason why.

33:01Anna Williamson:And I think in his head, he probably thinks he's going to, it's going to be plausible and get away with it. He will. It's ridiculous. I just really hope, look, at the end of the day, there are two people involved in this. Katie and Lee Andrews. whatever we think of him. I hope that this, mentally, obviously, I can only conclude that he's not quite all there. And I also, at the same time, the human side of me is like, I hope that he doesn't do anything stupid as well. Exactly. Like I do, because that would be so awful and tragic. This is a ridiculous scenario that needs to stop now. I think he's too full of himself.

33:38Anna Williamson:Well, I think someone that has habitually done this. I just feel so bad for Katie. As my mum has always said, as a good Christian woman, she says, be sure your sins will find you out. But you know what? Karma does catch you up. And I think to your point, to wrap up this extra hot, we've obviously got ourselves caught up in the whirlwind. It's been absolute genius, Lou, doing her Where's Lee Instagram. But at the end of the day, as you say, it is a woman here who is, let's not forget, before any sort of negative parlour goes on to Katie, I truly believe, I've seen her in the flesh, in a coaching situation.

34:12Anna Williamson:She's a very vulnerable woman who has had a lot happen to her. And she is always, she has been trusting. And look, she's made some crap choices, bad decisions, don't we all? But let's remember she is a human being. And you know, at the end of this, I hope she just makes some better choices in men. I know. But I guess we'll find out. I just hope she finds a nice man.

34:35Guys, we're back because we recorded that chat about two days ago. Now, this is an ever-moving story, okay? It's how we roll.

34:44Anna Williamson:It's how we roll, Lou. We are basically now reporting for the world, I reckon. I reckon too. But basically now what's happened is I was about to go shopping in B &M and I got the news that it was reported that Lee Andrews had been arrested. Now, this is all still a bit murky, babes. It is, babes. There's a lot of conflicting reporting. thing we just don't know what to believe we don't know where we are so we were like we need to we need to as we are seeing and hearing it we are then going to obviously turn it on to you and nobody who still knows what's really going on let me tell you now i nearly sprained my ankle uh legging it to the whatsapp chat when suddenly lou is spamming is going guys guys some news reports are saying that lee andrews has been found he has been arrested in dubai and his dad is saying that he has his dad his dad was saying that he's been arrested but then katie price oh papa lee Yes, but Katie Price is saying, no, that's not true.

35:42Anna Williamson:Katie Price then went on to say that Lee is still missing. Me and his family know what's going on and working with the authorities involved. But his dad did say, told the Daily Mail, Lee is okay. He's not been kidnapped, but he's under arrest. I don't know on what charge. I mean, it's all going on, Zispols. So really confusing, but basically Dubai police have apparently come out and said this. Now they, he, the Dubai police chief, Brigadier Khalid Khalifa Al-Avadi has stated that Andrews faces many cases against him, primarily fraud related warrants. this confirmation came and then Katie Price came out and said no he's not he's not been arrested yeah the dad has said he has been arrested now there's there's different musings is the dad in contact with Lee and trying to throw people off the scent of finding Lee by saying don't stop looking stop because everybody's trying to find Lee Andrews right so what some reports are saying is that Lee and the dad are like in cahoots.

36:47I was going to say, but does he know? And this is like one theory. And then the dad's trying to throw everyone off the scent by saying that he's been arrested and detained in Dubai. What doesn't make sense is that like the evening sound is a pretty bloody good, you know, you'd think that they would check. They've quoted this Dubai police chief saying that he has been arrested.

37:05Anna Williamson:And then when I went and did a bit of a deep dive, I mean, there are a lot of, as you say, reputable news outlets that have been reporting this. But again, that's just reports. then you start to wonder well where are they getting those reports from and then as you say but then if the dad is saying one thing Katie now Katie Price has said we I believe that this is because I know we were speculating obviously is she in on this is she just one clever cookie trying to you know but she's saying this is not a publicity stunt as it stands we are led to believe Katie Price really doesn't know where her husband is and this is still yeah one massive mystery now And what is also quite interesting is Clemmie Moody, journalist from The Sun, she is kind of the lead on this when it comes to sort of Instagram and TikTok at the moment.

37:50Anna Williamson:She has been in contact with Lee in the past and she's talked a lot about kind of trying to do an expose on him for being fraudulent. And that's her perspective. And if you go over to Clemmie Moody's account, you'll see what she's been talking about. but she has come back recently as well within the last day or so to say that she can see he's active on his phone and now several people are saying he has several phones I think that's not really a surprise to us but she is saying that messages that she has sent him because obviously now they've got two ticks which we all know means it's been read it's been delivered it's been delivered it's not blue ticks it's got two gray ticks but he might not have read receipts I don't so one might be delivered yeah yeah something's changed but something has changed something exactly something has changed on his phone for him for those those to have been double ticked um so so he's so he is potentially active on phones but still nobody knows i mean i'll be honest girls at this point this is becoming big in my opinion and in our because we love to sniff around for a bit we didn't have this on our 2026 no card we bloody didn't and also katie price loses the husband Correct me if I'm wrong girls I feel this has usurped our obsession with Wagatha Christie Back in the day I think we're next level on this one She needs Colleen on the case I mean she does I mean we obviously do feel really sorry for Katie This is really awful for her But it's also turned into the biggest what the fuck ever Can I just say though Katie has also been poking fun at the situation She just popped off a video with Olivia Atwood And they're kind of like having a bit of banter and poking fun at the thing like Where Is Lee.

39:30The song. She is definitely the song. The song. Can we all just discuss the song?

39:35Anna Williamson:The song that she sang. You can reach me by aeroplane. I mean, I just, I just. At that point, I'm going to be honest with you girls. At that point, I thought, she's got us by the Sean Purley. She knows, but apparently not. But then I don't know what to believe. I don't care how you get here. It was a song montage over videos of him, like a grainy kind of almost like honeymoon you know montage sad times well can i what were you no anna's gonna i know what you're gonna say now my favorite thing about this my update of the last couple of weeks past couple of days has been as i've been going down my rabbit hole of what's going on with this lee andrews because i'm i'm a curious little you know bloodhound over here the daily mail in fact i'm gonna get it up so on the daily mail showbiz it just it popped up and And I thought, hang on a minute.

40:24Anna Williamson:No, actually, it wasn't a picture of you, but it was a Katie Price article. I thought I'll have a read of this to see what they've got on it. Little gander. Little gander. So we can update the masses on our new obsession. This is it. I get halfway down and I get this. Previously, further intrigue was added to the story this week by former Apprentice contestant Louisa Zisman, who lives in Dubai and is a friend of Lee. I would like to confirm I am not a friend of Lee and I have never met Lee Andrews I would quite like to however but yeah just shitty reporting again so really basically what we're saying is we're no closer to solving the Lee Andrews mystery there's just a lot of shit reporting including that I'm his best mate and I'm going to pedal now forever we still have no fucking clue where Lee Andrews is.

41:17We do still feel very sorry for Katie Price. However, she's now poking front of the situation so we don't know what the fuck's going on. Also, just to say,

41:25Anna Williamson:we did reach out to Lee and Lee's team for a right of reply but as yet, we have not received a reply which isn't surprising. Because he's potentially banged up abroad. Anyway, where the hell is Lee Andrews? No one knows but that was your Luanna. Extra hot. If you've got any goss on Lee Andrews, please let us know. This has been a Global Player original production.