'Fergie is P Diddy's Side Piece?!?"

24:48Yes.

24:48Anna Williamson:And it kind of hurts. But those hot dogs are long. Long and fat and yeah. I've never met another person who can say that they've done this. I would not recommend it, especially not as a way to impress a man. However, we have been together ever since. So clearly it worked. In fact, her husband's swallowing that hot dog. That's it. but this remains one of my greatest achievements but one I can only brag about in very select company thanks girls, love the pod, keeps me laughing even on the bad days, thank you babe do you think then what happens then, the body just masticates it well it'll just go into your stomach and break down with the acid yeah right, message on and on so Imogen Tilova Lover Imogen Tilova Imogen Tilova do you get it?

25:34No. Imagenta Lover. Yeah. Imagenta Lover. Yeah. Imagenta Lover. Imagenta Lover. Imagenta Lover. There we go. Imagenta Lover.

25:47Anna Williamson:There we go. There we go. I was going to say, I was listening to you back the other week, and your side just cracked me up when we couldn't, you were like, oh, these two, you're supposed to be intelligent. Hello, hello. Love the pod and all that shite. Anon, please. I know people who listen to this pod after a recommendation from me. Thank you. I'm looking for some advice on some photos, which I've recently hung up in the house and my partner hates them. For context, I have two rescue huskies rescued at different times and one is now in the very last months of her life. I rescued her at one year and she's now 14.

26:21My other dog's 11. I'm very attached to these dogs, hard relate, and have many years of memories with them. I've been with my current partner for four years and he adores the dogs and I consider them ours. Given the long time I've had the dogs, they also met another partner of mine. This was during the years the dogs were more youthful and we met mountain hiking with them on a couple of occasions. During these tips, I took some stunning photos of the dogs. And one of the trips was the last ever hiking holiday that older dog was able to handle. Fast forward to the present day and I've been updating some decor in our home and I've had three photos printed of the dogs.

26:58two were from hikes I did with them historically and the third was a walk I did with my current partner locally he's kicked off about these photos saying I can't have them in the house it's their memories made with another man I've argued that they mean a lot to me and it's nothing to do with the trips nor the person just I love the photos of the dogs he is standing firm and saying the two from historic the two historic photos need to come down and I'm really upset about it. Am I meant to just ignore the 10 years prior to being with him that I own the dogs and the memories with them? They're the last memories I have of mountain hiking with them and we've not done anything as adventurous with them to create such beautiful photos.

27:38The photos in recent years just remind me of how I don't have much time left with them and I want to celebrate their youth. Am I being selfish, honest thoughts and opinions? I've attached the photos for reference. So here we go. So lovely pictures of two very beautiful dogs. There's no people in the pictures.

27:53Anna Williamson:Just the dogs in countryside and they are stunning photos to be fair of lovely dogs beautiful landscape um i don't think there's anything wrong with those pictures my my immediate reaction to this is that he um has got he's got low self-esteem he has got he's massively insecure about this because he is attaching sorry i just had to put the heater on he is attaching that memory to your previous relationship which actually to me shows emotional immaturity. Yes. And I'm not digging him out to be unkind, but that is absolutely what it is. To Lou's point there, I was wondering if there were photos with your ex or something in them.

28:33Anna Williamson:Yeah, it's just the dog. But those are lovely photos. He needs to seriously detach that time in your life and what else is going on in your life around you just wanting to have some lovely photos of your lovely dogs. I mean, if I think about it now, I mean, I've had Teddy, my cat, who is just my absolute life and soul of me for 15 years. And I got him when I was with a previous partner who he loved my cat. And obviously then I got with Alex and Alex has inherited my cat and now loves my cat. But fuck that. If I wanted to have a nice picture of my teddy when I first got him. Well, firstly, Alex wouldn't say anything.

29:13Anna Williamson:But secondly, if he did, if I'm being perfectly honest with you, I'd say exactly what I've just said. I was like, that is a you problem. That's you being emotionally immature. I'm not sitting here going, that's a him problem and I think you need to kindly perhaps let him know that that's my honest opinion to it what do you think? I totally agree he needs to get over it you are not in the wrong stand your ground and keep your pictures on the wall it's nothing to do with your ex it's just you and your dogs and he needs to grow up god some men are such dick what is he scared of? that he's going to just be reminded of you having been with someone else exactly and that is the emotional immaturity that's the insecurity and emotional that's a him problem Be kind with it, but be firm is my honest advice.

29:53Anna Williamson:And keep those bloody photos. They're gorgeous. Message from Anonymous. So Avachina. Avachina. Avagina. Avagina. Oh, I almost given up. Avachina. When would you ever pronounce Ava as Ava and China as China? Avachina. Avachina. Avachina, obviously. Just read. Just read.

30:18This is me with you. I can't remember. Yeah, I wrote the last one.

30:21Anna Williamson:Hi, Luanna, Imo and Bex. I've been meaning to write this story into you for a while, but every time I go to, I can't quite believe what happened. Right? Oh, it's Sally Juicy. Settle in, peeps. Back in December, I was staying at my mother-in-law's one bathroom bungalow with my husband, and after a long week, fake smiling and laughing, it was our morning to head off home. We live about five hours away from my in-law, so before we were due to get on the road, I wanted to ensure that my bladder and bowel were both empty. This was over the Christmas period. There was a lot of food and wine consumed, some of which my delicate IBS tummy wasn't a fan of.

30:55Anna Williamson:And as a result, my poos were not as healthy as they could be. The bathroom and the spare room where we were staying are on adjoining walls. This is important later. So while my mother-in-law was probably doing some shit jigsaw in the lounge and my husband was in our bedroom, I was trying to empty my bowl. Bow. Bow. Oh, it hasn't got any in it. It reads as bow. When she said bow, I thought she meant toilet bowl. Sorry, yeah. bedroom. I was trying to empty my bowel. After a long but successful session, I then went to flush. But the poo did not go. I went to flush again. Blockage. Yeah, but still no movement so I was starting to panic.

31:32Anna Williamson:Especially since my mother-in-law is the type of person who would shout down the hall if she heard the flush multiple times. Is everything okay in there? Oh God. What the F? So you think Barbara, not her real name. So this left me then trying to tap with my nails on the joining wall, hoping my husband would telepathically understand my issue and come to my rescue. She's like... Yeah. I didn't have my phone, so I couldn't just text him either. I popped the shower on to disguise the third flush. Like rub the tap. But still no luck. The poo was not going anywhere. I don't know how shit my mother-in-law's drainage system is, but considering the day prior, the porridge oats blocked the sink, so I don't think it was entirely my fault.

32:16Anna Williamson:Since the shower was now on, I had time to sneak back to our bedroom to get my husband without anyone going back into the bathroom. I did that shouting whisper voice like when you're getting bollocked from your mum in public. My shit has blocked the loo. What the fuck do I do? He just stared at me and said, what? Did I stutter? Your mother's shit toilet is blocked. Come help now. He followed me into the bedroom and we closed the door. My mother-in-law still doing her jigsaw, completely unaware of the state of her toilet. My husband just stared at it. He tried to flush now for a fourth time, but still nothing.

32:50Anna Williamson:The pair of us just staring at each other and he said, this is how much I love you. Oh, no, he didn't. Oh, he didn't. At this point, guys, it would all be about the stick. You'd be out that door and you'd get a stick. That's why you've got the poo knife. That's why you've got the poo stick. You've got to get a poo stick. He put his bare hand into the toilet and just squeezed my shit. Oh, he just fucking knuckled it. Like stress balled it. Stress balled it, yeah. To break it up. Never have I seen water go brown. so fast in my life, I couldn't believe what I was witnessing. That's love. That is love.

33:21Anna Williamson:He's a hero. I didn't know if I was disgusted with him or if I'd fall in love all over again. Now time for the final fifth flush and magically the poo was gone. Wow, squeeze the life out of it. He obviously bleached his hand with an inch and inch of his life and I just said, I wouldn't have done that for you at my parents' house. We've never spoken about the time my husband grabbed and squeezed my shit in my mother's toilet ever again. Oh, I bring that up all the time. All the time. I would say it's even a wedding vow renewal actually for me is there anyone that you would do that for? no no squeeze their shit the only only one of my two children if someone had a gun to their head and even then I'd say desperate times I think as a mother you do as a mother you do lower yourself to depravity I do it for crumble would you?

34:10Anna Williamson:there is no one else though if we love what you do I want to remain anonymous and I want to know what points on him I get Well, you've got Avicina. Avicina. Remember, if you want to get in touch, you can email us, Luana, at everythingluana.com. You can also drop us a WhatsApp on 075-215-64640.

34:35Evening. Buyer's remorse. Buy a new car? I'll be moving in. Let's get started. Sorry, I think there's been a mistake. I bought it from Carvana. You what? Yeah, great price. I even have seven days to love it or return it. So there's no... No, no buyer's remorse. More like buyer's rejoice. I guess I'll let myself out. Congratulations. I mean it. Buyer's rejoice. Buy your car today on Carvana.

35:01Anna Williamson:Limitations and exclusions may apply. See our seven-day return policy at Carvana.com. Who says Halloween only lasts one day? With Wayfair, one night of Halloween becomes a whole season at home. From larger-than-life yard decor and moody lighting to festive accents for every room in the house. Wayfair has what you need to make Halloween feel like magic all in one place. Because the best Halloween memories aren't made in just one night. They're made all season long. Shop Halloween decor now at Wayfair.com. Wayfair, every style, every home. Now this, this is brilliant. Now I seem to miss this, but Lou, you brought this into the ether and I'm delighted you have.

35:42We wanted to talk about it the other week, didn't you, Lou? But we had the old birth keepers. And I still want to talk about it. Go on. So a royal author called Andrew Lowney has claimed and has defended his claims that Fergie, Sarah Ferguson, ex-wife of the disgraced former Prince Andrew, is P. Diddy's side piece. She once was friends with benefits. He's written a book about it. He has said that Sarah Ferguson always gravitated towards being with the bad boy. He says, look at her long history. Every man she dated or associated with have a controversial past. They all have sleazy and checkered pasts.

36:36Well, it's not untrue, is it? She likes to live on the edge. She can't settle down with a good man. It would bore her to tears. That's what he alleges. I mean, that is a strong statement. And then a former employee at P Diddy's Bad Boy Records said the rapper was obsessed with the royal family. He bragged about slamming Sarah, as in fuck slammed, and once said that he couldn't wait until Fergie's daughters come of age, which is highly questionable.

37:05Anna Williamson:That's disgusting and so disrespectful and awful, actually. If that is true. This is confirmed by another associate of the singer who says Diddy, whose real name is Sean Combs, first met Sarah Ferguson in New York in 2002 at a party thrown by Ghislaine Maxwell. and that their secret friends with benefits relationship began in 2004 and lasted for years. He has allegedly been having, you know, extramarital relations with Fergie. Who would have thought Fergie and P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, has she been robbed with the famous baby oil? This has excited me beyond belief. I just love this. It's extraordinary.

38:01He says his perfume, sorry, unforgivable was inspired by her and how she liked a man to smell.

38:10Anna Williamson:I mean, this has absolutely blown my tiny mind. I mean, you would not put these two together at all. But now apparently it says here... £50 ,000 a night shags they've been having. Stop it. In seven star luxury hotels across the world. Europe, Africa. They've met everywhere. He loves a bit of gingerbush. She likes a bit of chocolate loving. And off we go. This has made my absolute fucking year thinking about Puff Daddy, doggy styling Fergie. Allegedly. Allegedly. Wowzers. Wowzers. To be a fly on that wall. Last year, Sean Coombs was found guilty on two counts of transportation for prostitution.

38:49Anna Williamson:We all follow this story. And was sentenced to four years and two months in prison. However, a source close to Sarah Ferguson dismissed these new claims. Got it. telling the Sunday Times this is absolute fabricated nonsense, blatantly untrue, and yet another false allegation from him. I mean, he does say quite a few things, but it's a little bit of an odd flex, isn't it? It's a weird flex if you're P. Diddy. Why would you flex about shagging her? When I heard about it, I was like, where the hell did that come from? But then it's such an odd flex, it makes me think, because it's such an odd flex and I'd never have made that up is there some grain of truth in it?

39:30Why would you pick? Exactly.

39:31Anna Williamson:Why would you? And I think that's where for me that grain of truth we don't know it is all alleged. Well the author has told the publication that his evidence came from several people and that he had no doubts about his sources. He said I stand by it it's fully sourced with former employees of P. Diddy and of Sarah Ferguson adding that Ferguson was proved to have lied about breaking contact with Epstein. So he's basically saying, well, she's a liar. She lied about it. So why should she not on this? But this is, I mean, did we have this on our 2026 bingo cards? No. It's quite the story. And if there is even a grain of truth in that, I think that is showbiz story of the decade.

40:16Anna Williamson:It is. Quite honestly, if it is. So we'll see. Will we ever know? Probably not. I want to get freaky with you. Fergie, let me lick you up and down with my baby oil. Oh, diddy, I love your chocolate salted balls. Well, put them in your mouth, Fergie. Oh, wow. Okay. And deep from me. Let's, let's, let's, let's. I'm just loving it. It's made my year, actually. It's really exciting. You've really enjoyed that one. I just like these real left of centre type of things. Scandal. It's the scandal. It's not even the scandal. It's just the oddities of P. Diddy and Sarah Ferguson allegedly being friends with benefits for quite a few years.

41:03Anna Williamson:I mean, if that story is ever proven to be true, like I say, blow me down with a feather. Blow you down. She's been blowing him down round and all. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Across the whole multiple continents. Allegedly. Now, we have reached out to Sarah Ferguson and P. Diddy for comment. Sarah Ferguson's team did get back to us. Sarah Ferguson's team got back to us, Anna. Sarah Ferguson's team did get back to us with the following statement. Buckle in, peeps. We have always been clear that these P. Diddy accusations are fabricated and without foundation. No comment otherwise. and unfortunately we did not receive a response from P.

41:48Diddy.

41:48Anna Williamson:What's this one? Men are ball maxing their testicles until they are inflated to the size of grapefruits. So apparently... So they're till our pussy pumping. Lovely. So apparently men are filling their testicles with litres of saline in a growing trend otherwise known as ball maxing. So Lufanians, have you heard about this? So whilst men's balls, let's be honest, some of us are used to seeing men's bollocks, they're typically the size of a small I was like no I'm not but if those of you that do have a male in your family or raising a male or whatever I'm actually really intrigued as to what they feel like what balls?

42:23Anna Williamson:like a little stress ball a little saggy stress ball like tea bags I love cupping balls they're quite cozy cozy and smushy but they're typically the size of a small egg or a plum an online reddit community of nearly 10 ,000 men A plum? Plums quite... Well, it goes together they are, might be, yeah. Yeah, together a plum. Together might be, yeah. Has shown them inflating their scrotums to the size of grapefruits. No, this isn't for me. Sounds very painful. The most common method involves running saline through an IV line into the scrotal site. I mean, just always with these ones, I'm like, why?

43:00Anna Williamson:Why? Via a butterfly needle inserted where the base of the penis meets the scrote. a litre of saline inflates things for 24 to 42 hours it causes the testes to swell up for a time often to a point of enveloping the penis making it appear much smaller so you get choked can you get some pictures of ball mucs this is a work laptop I'm not sure they'll be into it more fluid means longer effects but why, why do you want a grapefruit bollock yeah, is it a sex thing why, I don't know, Marcus who's 57 has been at this for over 30 years wow, it's not a new thing though No, he told Men's Health that he's graduated to injecting this stuff.

43:39Anna Williamson:Surgy lube. Yeah, a water-soluble surgical lubricant and has reportedly stretched his sack to 14 and a half inches. And he says, I'm astonished at how flexible the testicles are. He says they just expand. Do you think they're actually then injecting the actual testicle or they're just injecting the bull sack? The sack, I believe. Not the actual testicle? No, no, no. I stand by it. Wow. So this, there's a Reddit, unsurprisingly, thread about saline inflation. It's got over 8 ,700 followers and it's considered aspirational content. So members post photos, they share technique tips and describe the experience.

44:20Electrifying, addictive, euphoric, transcendental. So Jack's a 31-year-old blue collar worker, describes the build-up as electric and compares it to regal fluid. Oh, so it's a kink. It's a kink, yeah. Rooted in the body modification kink. This can be both a sexual or non-sexual practice, but it does come with risk, obviously, because it's quite dangerous, the doctors are warning us. They're saying the scrotum area is very sensitive and contains delicate structures, including the testes, blood vessels, and nerves. They're not designed to accommodate fluid distension. But this bull-maxing trend is growing, likened to a freak show.

45:00Things being larger than life as part of the erotic appeal. It's a turn on just by looking at them being inflated or touching them. They like the weight of them.

45:10Anna Williamson:Another person said he enjoyed the feeling of his penis being buried within his scrotum. It was swollen. Some enjoyed the tingling of the skin. I mean, I think, to be honest, I think, yeah, very important here, there are several health risks that can run with injecting your scrotum with saline, including bacterial infection, as introducing any unregulated fluid. So they're just getting a needle and putting an IV in themselves and it's like you or me doing it. Yeah. How would you... Dangerous. And by the way, painful. And also how do you know what to do and where? Like guys, stop doing this. It can cause abscesses, cellulitis, tissue nerve damage.

45:47I wouldn't recommend this, but I really want to see a picture of it. Have we got one? I'm trying to find one.

45:54Anna Williamson:Or lufanians. Is there any lufanian listening? Don't be scared. can confess to trying ball maxing. If so, we would very much like to hear from you. Yeah, it's a no from me. Imagine if your husband... Right, sorry, I really need to... Ball maxing picture. I have to see this because... Well, I've not been able to find a picture. Have you not? No. I feel like it might be on the dark web. I think it might be. I mean, I'm just imagining a massive grapefruit-sized scrotum with a little teeny little jode, a little dinky-winky at the front. I'm imagining it's like a space hopper. Imagine bouncing around on that.

46:38Anna Williamson:Do you know what I mean? I think I found out. Gigantic. Yeah. Maybe it would... Oh, no. Oh, no. Lewis just found a man with a massive ball sack in pants. No. Yeah, that's it. Surely not. That's it, apparently. it's a no from me but I'm never here to kink shame but we would like to say this ginger dude is like the face of bull maxing well if you are thinking about bull maxing please don't because it's dangerous yeah also I mean I know I do I am as a homosexual I do fancy man but giant balls wouldn't be my thing you don't look for that in a man? no it's not on the tick list I actually do quite like balls.

47:24Anna Williamson:Well, I've never heard anyone in my dating expert profession of anyone actually asking for a man with massive balls. I'm sure someone would like balls. Look, I'm just going to connect my VPN to Germany so I can go on YouPorn so I don't have to enter all the info because I haven't got a login, unlike my co-worker. I know. Okay, lovely. Right, YouPorn, ball maxing. I do apologise for taking her down this tangent because she will be on this. I've got to sit. What I would say, girls, is that this beautifully segues. Found it! No. All right, go on. Fuck me! Go on. No, you haven't. Yes, I have. Turn it around.

48:03Anna Williamson:Show me. No, I'm terrified, actually. Okay, she's on German Pornhub. Wait, let me... We can see a ball, Max. No.

48:14Oh, my God.

48:15Anna Williamson:Oh, no. I really don't care. I can't quite care. Bex is shocked. You're a bit into it. I can tell by your face. Lou, I could not be less into it. The rat face is going to come out. There is nothing about the rat face for that one. He's, exactly, he's sitting on a space hopper. Oh, my. He's a space hopper. He's also very bald. It's so pink. And very bald. It's so stretch. I'm kind of digging it, girls. It's not very wrinkly. It's very smooth looking. Very, very smooth. It does look like a water balloon. Yes. Yeah, it's not that attractive. Oh! Oh, my gosh! Oh my No No I'm off Wait you've got to see this one Holy Bullsack Holy Bullsack I can't I'm so sorry for bringing this to the pod Oh my gosh How big is it?

49:08Anna Williamson:Is it bigger than the other one? But look at the dinkle The dinkle Oh my gosh Now what's going on? What? What? I didn't watch that Oh no that's really weird Oh my god Oh no I'm wiggling it No, I feel weird. I don't want to look at this anymore. I feel dirty and awful and weird. No, it is a water balloon just swinging around. Yeah, that is what it's like. No, that can't be good. No, look at how small his cockles. No, you can't be. It's not right. Look, look, look at the willy. Yeah, he can't. No, you can't. You would burst that. Oh, it looks so heavy. It looks painful. That's what they like. They like that.

49:42Anna Williamson:Look, look, it is just full of... Oh, look. No, I can't look. He's jiggling it. No, I can't. He's jiggling. Look at him. No, I don't want to see any more. How do they get it out? Does it just like drain? Oh, no, no. I've got a... Right, yeah. Put it away. Who says Halloween only lasts one day? With Wayfair, one night of Halloween becomes a whole season at home. From larger-than-life yard decor and moody lighting to festive accents for every room in the house, Wayfair has what you need to make Halloween feel like magic all in one place. because the best Halloween memories aren't made in just one night.

50:19Anna Williamson:They're made all season long. Shop Halloween decor now at Wayfair.com. Wayfair, every style, every home. Well, thank you, Imogen, for bringing that story to us. And do you know what? This beautifully segues us into it's time for. It's the Widow of the Week. Wow, it doesn't get any weirder than this. Right, let's put it down, though. She's now gone down a vortex. Right, Vicky says, Widow of the Week. Hi, ladies. No. Off now, Lulu. Weird of the week. Hi, ladies. Wondering if this is weird or just a special memory. My little boy was born last April after a long fertility battle. Thanks, Louisa, also for her tips as it really did help.

50:57Anna Williamson:My waters broke on the Sunday at midnight, but me and my husband decided to wait it out a little bit and try and get some sleep before going to the hospital. It went up to bed, but as you girls will know, with every contraction, the water was gushing out of me and onto the duvet which I was lying on top. Put it away, Lulu. No, I'm sorry. Can you just look at that one? No, we've moved on. That's absolutely disgusting. We've moved on. You can't take your eyes off there. It looks like... You haven't looked away, won't you? A brain. Right, we've moved on. Put it away. Right, we went up to bed, but as you girls will know, with every contraction, the water was gushing out of me and onto the duvet, which I was lying on top of.

51:32Anna Williamson:It was soaking by the time we left, as I was in full labour, and I didn't realise it just made it to the hospital with an hour to spare. Anyway, me and my husband, we couldn't bring ourselves to throw out the duvet cover, as we felt it was special as it had my boys and my special bodily fluids on it. Oh, this is enough of bodily fluids today. So we sucked it up in a sucky bag and we put it in the loft. What? It's one of those vacuum sealing pads. Is it weird or normal or are me and my husband so mentally scarred from our fertility journey? Oh, I can actually understand this a little bit, that we've taken keeping keepsakes to a whole new level.

52:05Anna Williamson:Love you for Vicky in Scotland. No, they've been through a really rough journey. I actually can't look I can't imagine why you would want to do this of course you've been through a really tough village journey I mean keeping the key I think it's no different to keeping like your little I've kept our fucking child duvet and stuff we've just birthed you well look I'm not gonna I'm thinking if we're if we're letting people do ball sacks well she's sucked up in a sucky bag that is a bit much I mean you might in a few years time decide to do something else what are they gonna do just look at that like if you then unpackage it I can imagine the smell wouldn't be fabulous especially if it's in the loft and it gets a bit warm I think that's weird imagine a moving house right taking that with you Scott Ashlong we've got Al Scott Ashlong oh Anon so Al Scott Ashlong oh my god it's so obvious see Becca get it that's it Al Scott Ashlong Al Scott Ashlong Al Scott Ashlong I'm there I'm there Becca's got it straight away yeah I know Halo Anime Newer listener after being told about the pod by my love we should get Al to try the saline balls you know like when we just want to see how things go like we got the pussy pumps I think you're hyper fixating I'm going to go down I'm going to watch have you used a pussy pump?

53:26I've never got it where is her pussy pump? I left it here oh your mum's still on it yeah I don't know where my one is because I left my one here as well in this room. Interesting. Someone stole one. Someone stole one. Bring their pussy pumps. Anyway, says, I've been told about the pod by my lovely neighbour and I've almost caught up on the old eps now. Have a weird of the week view off the back of the biting toenail chat in the recent pod. Please keep me in on as my boyfriend would be furious if I expose him for his heinous habits. We've been together for four years and it wasn't until the last year or so that this habit was revealed and he thinks it's totally normal.

54:09So I'd love to hear your thoughts on whether he really is a weirdo or if I'm being dramatic. Go on. So my boyfriend will clip his toenails with normal nail clippers, which is quite standard behaviour, right? Wrong. He does not leave it there. He will then put said toenail clipping in his mouth. He will use it to get in between his teeth if he has only leftover dinner and he will then chew until it's a tiny ball, at which point he's done and he will spit it out. where you may ask just on the floor wherever he is. Safe to say when I first caught him doing this, I was disgusted and I immediately made him stop.

54:45I now cannot stand the sight of nail clippings and hide from him when I can. Thanks for all you do. Love the pod. Lots of love.

54:53Anna Williamson:That is revolting. I think anything with nail clippings, especially. And I'm sorry here to gender bash, but men's feet and men's nail clippings. I have eaten my feet. Isn't that where this chat came from? Probably. The men in my life have rank feet and like rank toenails. That's disgusting. Well, you don't, do you? You cute little feet that people wank over. I'll take it. I'll take it. I mean, that Salon ball chat's really lit my fire. I'm going to, I just want to go now. Down a rabbit hole. Yeah. Well, we will let you. Before I do, let's decide who is our weirdo of the month. So it's time for It's the Widow of the Month.

55:30But first we have to decide which one of that was weirdo. Yes. I'm still going to go for the birth thing because I have bitten my toenails off.

55:41Or will we split?

55:43Anna Williamson:If we split, it goes to back the liver. Yeah, I'm split because I do understand why they've done it from a psych perspective, even though it is a bit weird. Okay, so who's the weirdo? I think that Vicky's weirder with the keeping of the birth juices. Fair enough. What do you think, Bex? Oh, she agrees. Okay, so the birth juices, you are the Widow of the Week. Well done. And now it's time for... It's the Widow of the Month. Right, who are in the poll positions? We have Mitch, Tom, Deborah and Vicky. Mitch likes drinking tuna oil. Oh, yeah. Tom, he was looking for the long-standing employees in Tesco.

56:27I've been doing this. I've been doing this.

56:30Anna Williamson:Have you? You know our local Tesco? It's a big Tesco. I've been in twice since we recorded that episode. And I have been going around. And the earliest I found is 2002. Not bad. Did anyone get back to us, listener-wise, on that? No, I'm still waiting, guys. It didn't land. And I actually chose the oldest person on the checkout, thinking my psyche being they've probably been in a long time. Brilliant. so that's Tom we have Deborah or Debra about the bra chart last week and then Vicky with her birth juices I'm going with the tuna start of the month weirdo of the month birth birth tuna brine tuna brine tuna tuna drinking is weird and rank yeah yeah yeah well done you have won weirdo of the month we'll send you a can of tuna yep you've gone into our weirdo finale which will be at Christmas.

57:30Anna Williamson:It will. Yes. Which will be imminent. It's basically happy Christmas. It's basically happy Christmas. Best get those trees out that garage, Babs. Yeah. Right, it's that time. I've skipped a lot. Yeah, you were going to skip a lot, weren't you? Right. Have you got a run for us this week? I actually haven't got a run. Just can't be arsed, to be honest. Well, I think they have to be fresh and authentic. And if you're feeling chill and zen, that's good. I'm feeling chill and zen. I'm feeling chill and zen. I don't think anything's annoyed me. Can I, well, shall I semi-hijack then on this one? Go on, you do Anna's rant.

58:05Anna Williamson:I'm just going to reaffirm it. It's Lou's rant, just Anna addition. It is the talking. It's the talking. We did it. I know we mentioned it the other day. When you were going, you know what I said about going to the theatre? I know we've done this before. I've done this rant. I know, and you said about, you know, with the headphones. But I'm seeing an increase in it. I am. On trains and in theatres. just stop fucking talking if you want to go and talk just go outside and talk like and I've even had people doing it to me like when I was in one of the events I was like nice but people go how are you and I'm like yeah I'm fine thank you and it's like oh you know blah blah blah blah and I'm like there's someone on stage here literally with their moment have some god damn respect because you know what it is bad because I would be pissed off if someone did that to me we went to the theatre and we didn't talk No, we don't.

58:55I fell asleep. You did, but we didn't talk, did we? No, I just had a little sneeze.

58:59Anna Williamson:Respect the performers on stage. So respectful, I fell asleep. You did, actually. Yeah, she fell asleep. But I don't know, it's really annoying me. And I think, yeah, and everyone else just foghorning in public spaces. And also, with our show at Troxie coming up, you will have the opportunity, because we recognise, actually, at our shows that lots of Lufanians like to meet and talk. And so, therefore, I'm calling it a show. It's not really a show. There is us on stage. It's a mingle. But there are then gaps. where you can talk, you can dance, you can eat and you can drink because we recognise that none of you can shut up for that role.

59:31Anna Williamson:And it's also not that type of show. But you're right. Read the room, I think, is it? Read the room. Read the room, yeah. Just stop being foggorns and be respectful. Anyway, that's it for this week's Luanna. Please don't worry, not that you actually were. Might be. We will be here every Monday. If you don't want to wait until then on Thursday, we do have Luanna, totally extra. And we always need you, our wonderful Lufanians. You can send your emails in. Luana and everythingluana.com. We've also got a number where you can send us a voice note, high quality only, no background noise, please. Our number is 07521564640.

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