'I'm bum clenching...this is really awkward!'

23:30Anna Williamson:the author frederick backman who people might know from things like a man called uve and bear town and things like that we're showing our sickness anyway he's very good he i think he's a swedish writer and uh this book is basically oh lord it's about a load of like childhood friends and what happened to them when they grew up and it's just very like quirky and very heartwarming and very nice and it's like it's just really well written and really engaging and um yeah yeah another one yeah really bloody good so do it read it do you know something am i definitely like the most cultured she is but you know this is why all of our dynamic really works and i would like to say as well the recco it's echo it's it really has taken off i see on the facebook page ones that lou doesn't boot out for being um lots of people saying like they're really into the recos i've had loads of dms my candlelight concert ones i've had loads of people saying they've done their date nights and they've loved it so do you know it's really and we really like to hear your feedback on the records and also bex puts up on our social media um any links as well to any products or anything like that so you can kind of get a bit of a quick quick hack for that okay cool right my recco is shopping as usual We have a general theme with our records, don't we?

24:54Mine is what shite I've been buying. Mine's where can you go to. Yeah, yours is where can you go. And Imo's is like what can you read or listen to or watch. Like mine is just I've been spending more money again this week. But I have to say this is actually saving money. Oh. Sort of. So Sheen or Sheen, however, how do you say it? I don't know anyone that says Sheen. Sheen. Sheen. Anyway, basically they have a brand on there called Glow Mode. Okay. It is the most amazing Lululemon dupe fitness stuff. Oh, is this the gym stuff you had on the other day? Yeah, so some I've bought from Amazon, which is also Lululemon dupe.

25:37The Glow Mode is even cheaper than the Amazon. Is it? Yeah, same, like really good quality. Good quality, yeah. So nice. And I've been spending a lot of money on Glow Mode. Not even a lot of money. like literally you can buy like five things from Glow Mode on Sheen for like the price of one legging. So how much is a pair of leggings? Like 20 quid, 22 pounds.

25:58Anna Williamson:Wow, and if you get it from like Sweaty Betty or Lululemon, it's like 70 quid. So expensive. That is a good save, isn't it? And it's really like, they do really cool designs. The material's really nice. The colours are really good. So yeah, I really actually do recommend a bit of Glow Mode. Love that. I need to do a reel of my Glow Mode haul. I'm going to order more. Do us a favour actually. Can you remind about this later? because I do need some new gym stuff. Let's do it in the car later. Lilia keeps taking the piss out of my leggings. It's such nice stuff as well. She's like, oh, you'll have the same pop on.

26:28Feel this material.

26:29Anna Williamson:Hang on. So nice. Look at the back. It doesn't feel cheap. Oh, lovely. Like racer back. Well, crisscrossy, yeah. Honestly, it's like really nice stuff. And I know that it's a bit like fast fashion-y and some people don't like that, but I really don't care what you think because it's really good and it's really well priced. And also I've been buying a lot of dog paraphernalia also from Sheen. You have, I can confirm I was here when a dog haul. Bex hasn't seen the wardrobes yet, have you? Yeah, the Sheen stuff is insane. Yeah. Bex, have you seen the photo of Lou and Crumble in the dog pen? You've not seen the dog pen.

27:10Anna Williamson:Have you not seen the dog pen? That's in the dog pen? Oh, no, you can go and enjoy all that. You can enjoy the Barbie dream house that Crumble now lives in. It's quite something. Well, thank you, girls. That was the Reco Second. All right, message is next. First up, message from Anonymous. So, Gagatha Christie. Oh, no. I know where this is going. Right. Hi, bitches, she says. Last couple of weeks, you spoke about the tip of squeezing our thumbs during a blowjob to stop the gagging. Did we? did we? oh we did apparently we did and then we said that Bex should trial it yes did you trial it? when you give Alex a blowjob have you trialed the squeeze in the tip of your thumb so you don't gag?

28:03no have you actually given any blowjobs since we spoke about that? she's not commenting

28:08Anna Williamson:she's a sensible girl sensible girl she's been too busy for that anyway one of you or a Lufanian who had already given this tip and I have been practicing. Oh, well, there you go. There you go. She's done it for us. You've been let off, Banks. My husband and I are trying for a baby so the sex has got a bit routine. There is nothing more boring than conception sex. But you've just got to get pissed and fuck. That is always the night of conception. And take it out of the bedroom. Keep it a little bit kinky somewhere else. All right, honey. No, honestly. On the stairs. Yeah, anywhere. In the shower.

28:38Anna Williamson:Yeah, back of the sofa. The back of the sofa. Yeah, leaning over the sofa. You can tell where I was conceded, can't you? anyway so now I give glorious blowjobs with my new squeezing thumb technique then I jump right on oh yeah when I'm ready in hope that a sperm will meet the egg my husband hasn't got a clue but I see most evenings now as an experiment as I am you don't need to keep shagging everything do your ovulation sticks but also just give it like sperm lasts up to three days and if you want a girl you need to do it like three days before you ovulate even four days before you ovulate because the girl sperm lasts longer than the boy sperm.

29:17Yeah, that's true. So you've got to shag. Yeah. Don't wash for that bit. And then have a wash the next day. Have a wash. And then don't shag again. And then when you ovulate, as the egg comes down, the girly sperm is there ready. And that's how you get a girl. Okay, there it is. Did you know that?

29:34Anna Williamson:Well, I have heard that. I don't know quite how foolproof it is. I'm a wealth of knowledge. Well, okay. Well, she says, My husband hasn't got a clue, but I see my seems experiment. As I'm going down, I will hold one thumb, then try the other thumb, then try both, then really test myself with how deep I can get with really squeezing the thumbs. This has become my nightly entertainment as my husband is having a great old time and I am busy testing away the theory. Well, it works, girls. No gagging for me. Thank you, whoever gave the top tip. I urge all you cock lovers to give it a go. I'm actually going to try it now, just out of interest.

30:05I'll do it on a banana. You do it, yeah. I'll do it on a banana first with a condom on Andrew's away at the minute. yeah true yeah go on do it for us imagine actually doing that like when you're in school and they think it's condom right we've got a message from Anon so Anita Dick brilliant hi Luanna and Imo I need help and there's no one better to ask than you girls please give me a porn star name of Anita Dick given my dilemma so as Anna would say settle in peeps settle in peepos I've been with my partner for two years and honestly our relationship is wonderful Wonderful. We're both 35, deeply in love, and I never imagined I would need advice like this.

30:45But here I am wondering if I'm being a total bitch and I'm hoping for some perspective. Before we met, my partner was married. He married young at 30 after being with his wife several years. Oh, no. Tragically, she passed away after an illness and he became a widower. He has always been incredibly open with me about his past. And I've read everything I can about how to support someone who's lost a spouse. I truly respect her and the life they had together I know they would still be together now If she hadn't been taken so unfairly And I've genuinely made peace with that In the two years since her death He dated casually but nothing serious Until we met I've met all his family and even her friends When we've bumped into them on nights out He has always introduced me openly And everyone has been nothing but warm And happy for him for finding love again I've even met some of her family And it's been lovely with no awkwardness at all When we first got together, he was still living in their marital home and I had my own place Out of respect, I rarely went to his and didn't feel comfortable being intimate there So he mostly stayed with me Over time, it became clear that we were basically living at mine Two years in, we decided to sell both houses and buy a home together Something that felt exciting and truly ours And here's where my dilemma starts Before we moved in, he asked if he could have a few photos of his late wife in the house I of course said yes I understand she was a huge part of his life and always will be and I would never want to erase her we moved in on the same day I had to leave for a five night work trip I've just come home and maybe my jet lag isn't helping but I was shocked there are photos of his wife everywhere on his bedside table in the hallway in the living room I've counted 19 photos I don't even think we have 19 photos of us together.

32:38Now I'm sitting here wondering if I'm awful for feeling uncomfortable. I don't want to take away from his grief or his love for her but I also don't want to feel like I'm living in a shrine. It feels strange and if I'm honest awkward especially when it comes to intimacy when it feels like her eyes are on every wall. Am I being unreasonable for wanting to ask if we can remove a few or does that make me selfish and insensitive? I love this man I really want to get this right but i'm struggling to figure out where the line is any advice would be greatly appreciated i'm an og listener and so grateful for the years you've graced us with

33:10Anna Williamson:do you know what my my first thing is so i think it is perfectly reasonable to uh have some it's a difficult situation but some respectful boundaries uh moving into your home together of course his wife is a part of his past but that is a chapter that has now closed however tragically and this is a new chapter that has now opened for you and him i think it's i think it's perfectly lovely and you clearly respect to have a couple of photos of his wife up in the house but i would say yeah i would say isn't it when you're shagging i would say and betty's watching on well because what it's done is bring his past relationship into your current relationship and i think there's a lot of very complicated emotions and respect and treading on eggshells around each other here wanting to do the right thing um but essentially this is your relationship with him now and as as right or wrong as a tragic as not his wife his ex-wife is no longer in the picture and of course he can remember her but there has to be with the respect for you as well in your relationship and i don't think it is appropriate for him to have as many of his photos of his ex-wife just in his office i would yeah i would even even then i think i think there has to be oh of course out but i think there has to be i think this has to be a conversation between both of you and you just recognizing that for me i would confront the elephant in the room like the mantelpiece or one in the hallway i would confront the elephant in the room almost even show him this message and just say look let's say his name's john look john i'm so excited about our house together i feel really awkward about this because this is how i feel and i feel really conflicted around how i feel but i just feel that having 19 photos up of your ex-wife it it's making me feel really awkward and I think throw the problem onto him.

34:54I feel awkward for you right now. Exactly. I really want an update to this. I do. Because I am like buckling. This is really awkward.

35:03Anna Williamson:But I think the decision really can't come from her. I just think she has to share her feelings to him and for him to then come up with the solution. I'd say I'm feeling really awkward about it. I really respect your relationship but I do feel it's a little uncomfortable for me and makes me feel uncomfortable in our new home being reminded of your ex-wife all the time. But do you know what? from his perspective, he probably has all these pictures and doesn't know what to do with them. He probably feels really bad putting them in a box in some storage thing somewhere. He probably doesn't know what to do with all these framed pictures.

35:34Or has he printed them out and framed them for the house? Your context is important here. Are they existing pictures? Have they been curated for the new house? Or have they been framed and shipped for the new house? I think you need to write back to us. Please.

35:49Anna Williamson:have the chat say you feel awkward about it you don't know how to address it with him but you also do feel you want to address it with him and see if you can figure out a bit of a compromise i.e maybe no photo in the bedroom in the marital bedroom maybe a couple in the hallway you know maybe one in the lounge that kind of thing yeah i think that's probably more in the kitchen i just think appropriate is important here and i think you do need to address it babe good luck even though it's going to be awkward but it is coming from a good place and i don't think you're being awful for bringing it up.

36:17I think it's quite awkward. Right, we've got another message from a non. So Jack Mihoff and Fanny Schmiller.

36:23Anna Williamson:Did you do that one? Fanny Schmiller? No. Imo's not laughing, of course, it's not her. I did love Fanny Schmiller when it was on. It's a classic, the chase. It was on the chase. The chase. Iconic. It says, my wife and I are massive fans of the pod, listen every week. We've got a story from our work that we thought might be right up your street. We work in a beautiful ski resort in France where you Lou and Anna actually ski sometimes. I like it. I know it well. As it's a very small village, please keep us on. Loads of people listen to the pod while they're working. Oh, well, that's nice, isn't it?

36:57Spam. Yeah. And we don't want anyone to know that we share guest stories.

37:00Anna Williamson:Can I just say, I've got really good old mates of mine that live there and have lived there for years. I'm wondering if it's them. Oh. So please call me, jack me off, and my partner, Fanny Shmila. These days, we spend most of our glamorous lives doing chalet changeovers and cleaning after holidaymakers once they finished their ski trips. I hope this isn't about me when I've stayed there. Oh, no. One week, we had a family staying with a couple of teenage boys. After they had checked out, we went into the usual changeover clean before the next guests arrived. Everything was going smoothly until my wife went into the teenager's bathroom.

37:34A few seconds later, I just hear her shout my name in absolute horror. One of the dirt...

37:44One of the dirty little gits had taken the long detachable shower head and shoved it up his bop bop. We immediately messaged the mum explaining the situation and said we need to charge an extra fee to deal with the extremely unsanitary situation and replaced the shower head. She replied almost instantly saying there was no way it had been used like that. Open your eyes, mama. Apparently it was just because her son had a special dandruff shampoo.

38:20Can you imagine being in that car on the way back to Geneva and you're in the taxi and everyone's got hot coats on and it's like, I've just received this message. Ryan, have you been shoving the shower head at your bot bot?

38:36Anna Williamson:No, mummy, it was a special dandruff shampoo. I was using. And he needed to rinse it out properly and that it definitely wasn't what we thought it was. We promptly sent back a photo. The showerhead, complete with evidence, including a tomato seed. Safe to say, the£250 extra cleaning, flue and replacement showerhead was paid immediately. To this day, we still laugh, imagining the very awkward 13-hour drive home that family must have had. Love the pod. Keep up the great work, Jack and Fanny. Oh, there's a picture. Oh, there's a picture. oh he definitely shoved oh that's oh that is absolutely repulsive and we can categorically say that is that has been shoved up his arsehole that's so grim oh that is beyond ribbed for his pleasure it might not have gone up the arse oh it did lou oh it did Look at the shape of it, Luke That has completely gone up his colon And on removing It has caught Every bit of shit particle On the way out That's bad That wasn't the chalet I stayed in Oh gosh, remember If you want to get in touch You can email us, Luanna You can also drop us a WhatsApp On 075 215 646 or 0 Imagine that mother being all smug in the car and then they're sending the photo.

40:05Anna Williamson:It was a down-drush shampoo. They just said that was shit on her. Do the bank transfer, Stuart, immediately. We'll say no more about it.

40:14Anna Williamson:Social media for teens ban update. Yes, this has been raging on. Vote it against. Yes, MPs have voted against the social media ban for under 16 the second time. And I don't know about you girls, I am seeing now such a crescendo in people on Instagram now and social media calling for this. You know, Peter, not Peter, Andre, Robbie Williams, Jo Frost Supernanny, you know, she's a big commentator about this. Lots of people now piling on the government. But why do they keep banning it? It's rejected another proposal, 256 to 150, to side with the government plan to tackle online harms affecting children.

40:55They've rejected the proposal to ban under-16s from using social media for a second time. Prime Minister Keir Starman summoned tech bosses to demand tough action on internet safety. This is just crazy, isn't it? A majority of 106 against it. I just, we know that it's so harmful. So I don't understand.

41:17Anna Williamson:I'd like to know from the ones who went against it what their reasoning was. Also, do you know, interesting, you know, we last talked about this. I think I mentioned about Australia implementing it. I was watching something the other day. I don't know if it was Panorama or something around this. But someone was commenting on Australia and saying, don't quote me on this, but it wasn't as effective as they had hoped it being because of the reasons being the circumnavigating it. And I just sort of caught a snippet. The kids were pissing about, so I couldn't watch the whole thing. It was really annoying me.

41:47Anna Williamson:But it was someone saying it's been quite difficult to implement. Oh, really? And they're probably all still on chat. well you know but i think trying something you've got to start somewhere and as we keep saying the whole thing is that so lord nash is like pushing for a blanket ban basically a la australia yeah but the government's thing is like we're not going to do a blanket ban but we are looking at other things like raising the age limit from 13 to 16 and uh stopping things like infinite scrolling and talking to the big companies like TikTok, X, YouTube, etc. Kia Starmer is going to go and meet them.

42:24Kia Starmer is preparing to meet senior leaders at social media companies, TikTok, X, YouTube, Snapchat and Meta. Meta obviously owns Instagram and Facebook. He wants to demand swifter progress on internet safety. You know, those big companies, they have such a huge responsibility and the government, I think, needs to legislate against those companies. They need to be punished and held accountable. Surely it's got to happen, right?

42:47Anna Williamson:I think... They earn so much money by exploiting, like, us, young people. Like, you know, they really, really need to stand up. They fucking avoid paying all the taxes, the corporation tax in the world anyway. Here, not in the world. Do you know what? But do you know what? Like, there's got to be some kind of accountability. Do you know what this has actually done, quite helping in our house, because our pain in the arse thing is YouTube shorts at the moment. And actually, we did have a... There were quite a few... I saw quite a few... Well, you can block it. and all that kind of stuff. I have.

43:17Anna Williamson:Which we've done as well. But actually, what's been quite good is because this has been such a hot topic on breakfast, we always have breakfast news on in the morning. You've blamed someone else, haven't you? Well, the kids have been hearing it. When they see the strap coming up on Good Morning Britain or wherever, they hear it in the car radio, social media banning. What it actually already has done is, because the kids are listening to it, so I'm like, see, see. It's not just me. It's not just us. Everyone. So we've banned YouTube shorts and actually we actually did just tell the kids. The government have now banned it.

43:43Anna Williamson:That's like when Anna, I told Enzo during COVID that Boris Johnson had banned YouTube. And then... The irony that I became friends with his wife. And Boris was going to come round that time. And then I was like, shit. Shit. Enzo's going to say to Boris. You've banned YouTube. You're a dick. You've banned YouTube. He still thinks Boris banned YouTube. That's bad. Right. Let's move on. We're going to be chatting plain etiquette now. Go on, Imz. Okay. so basically this whole thing has come up because over the last quite a long time actually i've seen constant barrage of things online about plain etiquette and putting your seat back and things like this it came especially from this tiktok i saw of this woman who was just just filmed herself she had her seat back and she was filming herself as the woman behind her constantly just pushed and pushed and pushed quite violently through like the entire flight and was like kicking the seat she had to report her to the people like multiple times and she was told to stop and she just didn't stop it also happened on a flight I was on recently where I witnessed kind of diagonally opposite me some woman put her seat back it was a long flight it was overnight why I personally think why shouldn't you be able to put your seat back especially if it's not like a meal time or something like that and again the person behind her quite violently went and like smashed her hand against the seat to try and push it forward and then when the person who had put her seat back went to the toilet the person behind her leant forward and put the seat up for her no turn into an argy-bargy um and it's create quite uh the thing online about whether you should be able to put your seat back is it rude to put your seat back all this stuff and then i have seen a lot of it yeah whilst i was away um posted um saying that she would petition for airlines either not to let you put your seat back or make it so it's all um if it's back and it's always back there's enough leg room for the person behind you because she had a baby on her lap she had a kid next to her and it was just uncomfortable and stuff like she said she literally cried um which uh which is difficult and i just thought it's quite an interesting conversation because some people feel like you if you're able to put your seat back you can put your seat back some people say you shouldn't put your seat back if it's a plane ride shorter than x amount of hours some people say no don't put your seat back i don't like it doesn't this again just come down to fucking etiquette i mean why do we need a petition for anything like this that's what was state we're in now we petition we protest isn't this the problem in life i get it sometimes just tough shit i think that so i sometimes ask the person nicely if they can move if there have been about it well then they are and that's a shame and try and move sometimes I would like to think if someone asked me to move my chair if it was really distressing it might be an I'd like to think I'd compromise.

46:40But it's your right to have your chair back I flew back from Iman in economy I had like Andrew one side of me and he's a lot bigger than me he's not a lot bigger but he's bigger than me and then I had a rather large lady next to me and then the person in front of me also put their seat back i was like a fucking hot dog in a bun i was like but what can i do about it and it's not i get i'm the one peen lies because i'm like the littlest one and there's nothing i could do i didn't shove their seat i just thought was their right to put their seat back i could personally i didn't put my seat back because i'd like to think it's shocking i know that i'm quite considerate so i didn't then put my seat back you are considerate i just let that better to be honest I actually like putting my knees up against the seat in front when I'm in economy.

47:26So I always sit like this on a plane with my knees up and I rest my knees against their chair. I don't push the chair or move my knees. But it didn't bother me that they put their seat back. But it's their right. They've paid for that seat. The seat is able to go back. And why shouldn't they be able to recline it?

47:41Anna Williamson:And your seat can go back too. Your seat can go back too. And you know what? It's such an issue. And I do think Emily Clarkson's right. The airlines should just have it so that it even physically is impossible to press a button and recline your seat. Like in a Ryanair flight. You can't recline though. You can't recline economy airlines. Just do that then. But you're within your right to put your seat back. If it allows you to. And it is just tough titties if someone does it in front of you. I just think in life we just need to fucking suck it up buttercup sometimes. People are so entitled. I get it.

48:12Anna Williamson:It is annoying. when I before I had kids even now I have kids do I find a baby next to me on a plane irritated when it cries so annoying yes I do I feel so sorry for the parents though am I going to suck it up and say nothing of course I am because I know how frustrating it is flying with a child and my god if I can't just sit there and be a decent human being and recognise we've all paid the same amount of money within reason for a seat we're all in the same boat just get on with it what would Peter Andre say And I think it always comes down to, again, just common sense and etiquette. Some people are dickheads in this world.

48:48Anna Williamson:And yes, some people will just take a liberty, whack it back without any concern. And they are going to be an arsehole. Is that a liberty? And are they being an arsehole because they put their chair back? I don't think so. Not necessarily with that. But if they then start to, you know, put feet up around the side and put their feet on you or, you know, some people do take the piss and things like that. You know, we've all seen those videos as well. I think if someone is encroaching on your personal space, you have. Yeah, absolutely. please can you just be considerate and i think we just lost the art of communication in life just to say without getting aggy and up in someone's grill and creating an argument without just initially starting a community conversation going do you know something i know you have every right to put your seat back but right now i'm eating some food or whatever could i ask would you mind just keeping it up for a little bit just while i'm trying to eat um i'd really appreciate it if you could now they can go no fuck off but you know what in my experience if you're kind some people are typically they might find it they're more inclined to go short I'll see what I can do Joelle do you know what I did on the flight go on you know what I did well you did she had her ultimate revenge I gassed everyone out of my thoughts Lou just farted her way through the flight and that gave me great satisfaction did I thought well if you're gonna sandwich me and you're squeezing everything out of me at all angles so let it be let it escape can I actually just say she did send a photo of herself and I have never seen her look so smug we didn't post that And we can't post that because there's a poor woman who looks like she's sat next to Chernobyl, which she was.

50:15Anna Williamson:Lou is pulling the smuggest face I've ever seen. And this woman next to her, who is a slightly more elderly lady, looks like she's, I mean, not only is the woman leaving a war, she's sitting next to Louisa and being gassed on her way back from Oman. Well, it was memorable for us. Well, it was for you all. But what do you all think? Yeah, let us know, Lufanians, Luana ad, everything, Luana.com. maybe you've got a flight story an airline story maybe you are lots of airline crew and pilots that listen to this maybe you can give us some intel or give us a few little anecdotes that we can use as food for thought thank you right it's now time for it's the widow of the week first up anonymous so huge ass brilliant hi girls love the pod and all that jizz here's my submission for widow of the week keep me anon I'm a police officer oh juicy love this and I fear I'd be shamed out of my job if people found out my dirty little habits.

51:11Anna Williamson:Give me a porn star name, Hugh Jass. Well, here goes. I love nothing more than coming home after a hard day at work, a sweaty 12-hour shift, taking my clothes off and placing my fingers inside of my arse crack and scratching the top layer of sweat and poo juice from it. Poo juice is a new one. I've never heard of poo juice before. Are you male or are you female? And I feel like I'd like to give it a good sniff to you. Well, they give it a good old sniff. It's a sweet aroma. And I genuinely love to smell it. I can relate. Obviously, I'm not a total animal and I do wash my hands afterwards vicariously.

51:44Anna Williamson:I should just lick them. Oh, give it to your dog like other roggers do. But it's a little joy that honestly brightens up my day. Sweaty the better. My partner has occasionally come into the room while I have had said poo juice on my hands and said before I have a chance to wash and has commented on the smell saying, God, are the drains bad again? Oh, no, this is too much poo juice. The poo juice is juicing. I mean, at least they're working hard. True. Working hard. to which I nod and agree, sharing my best disgusted face to hide my secret. Hope it makes it to the pod and someone else likes doing this too.

52:15Anna Williamson:Also, I have a load of please stories, both funny and gory. I'd be more than willing to share. Yes, send it in. Please do, Hugh Jass. Right, I've got one from Becca now. Hey, gorgeous girls, I have a weird of the week for you. I'm nominating myself and have to know if anyone else does this. When I'm dying for a shit, like turtle heading about to shit myself everywhere, I will rub my clit to get the sensation to stop. And no, I'm not doing it in a horny way. I never fully finger myself and cum before anyone thinks that. It just kind of calms my arsehole down and distracts me from nearly shitting myself.

52:51Well, we should give this a try. Love the pod and all that shit. Don't keep me in on because quite honestly, I don't give a fuck. I'm Becca and I'm from South Wales. I'm going to give that a try. Well, last time someone wrote in about how to get your stuck poo out and you put your thumb up, you nearly push down. I do that trick all the time, if I want to poo and go quickly. Poo and go. That's a good trick.

53:12Anna Williamson:So rubbing the old clitoris. Stop the turtle head. Well, that is interesting. I mean, out of these two. We'll be giving that a while. Yeah, who do we think's the weirder one? What was the first one again? The first one was the poo juice. Oh, the poo juice. Oh, it's poo juice. That's quite normal. Yeah, let's be fair, it's normal. I'd say then the clit one, but I'm interested. But listen. Clit rub to stop the turtle. We've got to choose one for this week and then it is time for the widow. I'd say that one. Turtle head. We're going turtle head, Emma. Yeah. So now it is decision time. It's time for.

53:45It's the widow of the month.

53:48Anna Williamson:Decision time. Thank you. We have this month of April, we have four contenders. We have yeasty. Dog licking out the yeasty belly button. Oh, that was right. If you haven't listened to these episodes yet, please do go back and listen to them. We have Sophie. There's lots of dogs here. Getting the dog in with her bum bum. Oh, yeah. She scratched her bum to bring the dog in from outside. We have Eileen from last week with her brother's parents sharing the bath water. And then we have Becca with rubbing the clit to stop the shits. I have to say, I think it's a scratch in the ass to bring the dog in from outside.

54:33Anna Williamson:that's bloody weird isn't it scratching the bum hole and then like yeah yeah what do you think i mean just use a normal dog treat love well she says that doesn't work anymore and only her ass her bum hole bum hole smell i mean if we're really going to the court of weirdo of the month that is quite weird it's weird like every time your dog's outside doing a week she has to scratch her ass and then let it sniff it to bring the dog it's a whole process i mean for me we're gonna to crown her weirdo of the month I'm gonna and at the at the end of the year what we need to do in December is just clip up all those weirdos because we're not going to be able to remember January probably even get the win on a live call maybe Emma would you have concurred or would you have gone different I might have gone for bath water it was a close second I will concur with the old poo juice bath water Bathwater is a close second for me.

55:32Anna Williamson:I mean, you might want, my kids share bathwater, but not as grown-ups. And even now I'm like... Well, let's just stick with our decision. Congratulations, babes. Right, Lou, it's that time of the week where you either get ranty or you don't, quite honestly. I'm not actually getting ranty because I'm feeling quite zen. You're in a good state. I'm in a good state. I've got my dog. I've got my horses. Your kids are entrepreneurs. Kids are entrepreneurs. as they're back at school. Like, life is good. May I? May I? Have a run. Well, just bring one in slightly. Yeah. Just bring one in slightly. Babe, enter the fold.

56:09Anna Williamson:You've done this before. I'm just piggybacking on one of your legendary ones. I'm sure you've done this. But it just came on again to piss me off. Yeah. People wearing backpacks in public when they need to take the bloody backpack off. Did you get knocked out by the backpack? It's so bad. And do you know where it was? I was walking into a restaurant. In a restaurant? Yeah, I think on public transport, obviously take them off. But you know, like it was raining outside. I was trying to get in the door of the restaurant. Someone in front of me, like was in front of me, goes in the restaurant. And then they, you know, they get like the maitre d' person that waits to sit you down.

56:41Anna Williamson:They stop sort of just shy of the doorway. But the fucking backpack is still halfway out the door. Do you know why they probably did that? So you don't avoid their personal stuff? Evade. Evade. I had to do that very typical Anna and British thing. Excuse me. Could you please get in? Yeah, I'm going to get your bloody backpack off. Because you're freezing and wet. Yes. What a c***. Yeah, it's backpacks for me. Take your backpacks off. Backpack wankers. Backpack wankers. There you go. Okay, give you that rant. Thank you, babe. Well, that is it. That was Anna's rant of the week. Let me know. Do you like her ranting?

57:13No, it doesn't feel right. Should I let her do it more? No, they're loose rants. Or shall we put her back on that fence? Back on the fence, please. I don't feel comfortable off that fence.

57:20Anna Williamson:I need to sit on that fence. Oh, talking about, not that relates anyway, but Reco Seco you recommended Last One Laughing oh yes fucking brilliant oh I'm pleased you like it brilliant Reco Seco I absolutely I've binged it good isn't it so when the kids were at Centre Parcs I had a lovely weekend all by myself let me tell you I blasted Celine all by myself it was heaven my house was deathly silent oh and I sat on that sofa with my little best friend Crumble yeah and I binged Last One Laughing and I try and play along yeah so you try and not laugh while I was crying at something it was absolutely a really good recommendation so thank you for that pleasure listen that's it for this week's Luanna the podcast we will be here of course on Monday and you do not have to wait until then because on Thursday we do have Luanna totally extra and for that as always guys we do need you it wouldn't be Luanna without our Lufanians you can send your emails in with all your guff all your stories have you got a recommendation have you got a funny story have you written to us previously and you want to follow it up yes please that's what I want because I really like the follow ups we so rarely get them so please do follow up you can send your emails in to Luana at everythingluana.com while we're on the subject of emails we never email people and recently there's been a few spammages from people pretending to be us emailing people with different email addresses with different email addresses and so unless it's from Luana at everythingluana.com it's not from us, ignore it if it's from a Gmail account it is not us we are not Gmail we're official, we've got a website and everything and that website is everythingluana.com also whilst you're on the website, check if there's any tickets left for Troxy, I'm not sure if there is but if there is we're doing live shows two days in a day, 3rd of October, thank you very much goodnight also guys we have a whatsapp number do send in a voice note or a message the number is 075 215 64640 nailed it please make sure you have followed our podcast here's the important bit as well guys please do share the podcast with a friend send them your favourite clip there's lots of our clips on socials please send your favourite one perhaps we've given some particular advice you think somebody else might you know want to hear just share the Luanna love we'd be really grateful also for a five star review and a rating and we'll see you Thursday bye bye Bye.

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