'RIP Boris'

21:21Anna Williamson:We had a great time. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. We loved it. It was so much fun. Just imagine lots of tequila, lots of dancing. We drank so much tequila. So much tequila. Like my favourite tequila is that blue and white class as all class as all one and it's very nice every time we went out we must have had at least five bottles yeah I mean I'll be honest and magnums of it Gail took two of the magnum bottles home to make them into lampshades oh she did bless little Gail we love Gail she makes everything all her own outfits she's a little babe when we went to the last beach club where if you follow me on Instagram you would have seen me just in a bikini all day because it was so fucking hot and on that in a minute Gail was so hot too She ended up buying the Where's My Fucking Yacht T-shirt.

22:06Which I'm wearing. She got them to give her scissors. She cut it all up. She made herself a skirt out of two napkins. And then she just danced in that all day. We were so hot. I got in the sea. I did sort of forget to tell everyone that that beach club is particularly hot. And it's quite a grimy. You don't dress up when you go there. It's just chill. It's very chill. It's really nice. And it's like wild. And I always go in the sea there.

22:28Anna Williamson:It's a bit like a posh Las Iguanas. That's how I would describe it. That's the deck. That's the deck. I think Lasiguanas from your local shopping centre. It's a bit like that. But it's, and the sea there, even though it's stones, it's like a really nice sea. And I always go in the sea. And I sort of forgot to tell the girls, just don't dress up and bring swimwear. So I'm like, I'm really hot. I'm going in the sea now. And Anna was like, oh, I'm really hot too, but I haven't got anything. I was like, oh, you're fine. Just come in in your undies. Anna then proceeds to go in the sea in her flesh-coloured undies, strapless flesh bra undies with a sanitary towel in them initially that she then realised gotta get out of the seat to go and take the sani pad out but the first time she went in she just hoiked her dress up tucked it in and she's just standing there paddling with her bloody pants out like Grandma Cheryl in South End doing a paddle and then after that you did properly strip off and then we met a lovely listener called Ruth hello to Ruth hi Ruth she took a picture of us because we didn't have our phones she sent it We'll put it on our Insta.

23:34You'll see the flesh-coloured bra. You'll see Anna. We sent it to Imo, and Imo was like, Anna, are you in your underwear?

23:41Anna Williamson:I'm like, yep. Yes, I am. But she was lovely. She's moving to Uruguay. They live a great life, don't they? They do. She was very nice. Ruth and her hubby and her little boy. Yes. It was lovely. So, good luck with your move to Uruguay. And also, a big thank you. I did think initially Uruguay was in Africa, then it's in South America. Oh, there is. Lots of Lufanians we met along the way. I had lots of messages from people saying that there were lots of Lufanians in Cannes. I'm sorry we missed you guys. But just to say thank you for getting on board with all of the yacht shenanigans, for taking it in the ridiculous vein that it is all intended.

24:16Anna Williamson:Completely unrelatable in the sense that I am the ultimate competition winner. And I bloody loved every minute of it. So there we are. Until next year. I'm having a year off next year. I'm going to do a party next year. And then the year after for my 40th. I'm going big Woohoo I'm not doing a party for my 40th No you're not no We're gonna go to my favourite place in the world Yeah Las Iguanas St Bart's We're gonna go to St Bart's So you better stay tuned guys And our kids are all older then so we can go for longer Exactly No I've got a plan Have I told you about the plan? I know the plan We're on the plan We're gonna take all our kids To Antigua To Antigua I'm on the plan This is my plan We're gonna get We're gonna Cause you know Ollie He obviously is a hotel person he booked holidays Ollie is also one of our friends that was on the yacht yeah he's married to like the really hot like black guy Ron who by the way everyone fancies guys and girls everybody I have never known someone get hit on so much as Ron got hit on every time we were in Medusa in Cannes one night we're all dancing we're all mental basically when we're together because we're just all big personalities and we all vibe off each other and then one person brings it up and the next person brings it up and then before you know it, we were all on the fucking stage dancing to I'm Horny and I was bumming Anna.

25:33Big time. Like it just goes, we just all take it to the next level. We do.

25:36Anna Williamson:And we're all very liberal. It's like a concertina effect. Yeah. Someone takes it and then we just drive, then always us two drive it home. Yeah. Every time. We get so competitive, especially when there's a stage, as in we're like, fuck that, Luanna. Woo! Elbowing off all these dancers. We actually had to get escorted off a stage because we wouldn't leave. We were like, we need to be on this stage. Yeah, we were like, we're better than, we're better than them we just need to take the stage but can you get off anyway in medusa there was this girl she was probably she was young like 22 and ron is like how tall is he maybe six four six four six five he is so handsome so handsome but so lovely as well like just such a good vibe he's married to my friend ollie so he is gay but he doesn't he's not like doesn't give off like gay He's not feminine, gay or however you know, he's not camp.

26:30And so he gives us quite masculine energy. He's just really flexible. And he's 58. He turned 58 when we were there. He's so hot. This girl would not stop staring at him all night. Like literally, she was locking on. Yeah, did you not know? I don't know what you were doing. I'm oblivious to life. Anyway, then he went to the toilet. She followed him to the toilet and was like, I've been looking at you all night. Also, Ron is so lovely. I'm here with my husband.

26:55Anna Williamson:Yeah, he's like, oh my God. We love Ron. Like everyone is, oh, he's amazing. So anyway, basically, we're going to go to Antigua with all our kids. Then we're going to leave the kids in Antigua with our parents. Then we're going to all fly to St. Bart's for like five nights. And then we're going to fly back to Antigua and see the kids again. And then fly home. So it'll be like a two week. Jolly. Jolly. Two years to plan this, bitches. And all of our kids are like their own little gang. They are. They all get on so well. They're very cute. They all get on. there's never a crossword between our kids whenever we're together they all just get on that's the next plan right let's smash on shall we Imo we are ready for you it's time oh also side note we were going to try and save the sort of the vag thing for you but it got a bit battered and beaten up along the way that was going to be the gift that we were bringing home from holiday for you but instead we gifted it to the crew yeah that's quite alright I think yeah you wouldn't have wanted it do you want me to send you a picture about of me and the punani?

27:56I don't think we're going to be able to share it on Instagram. I actually had to delete them from my phone and put them in a specific folder so my kids didn't find them.

28:07Anna Williamson:It's very realistic. We were going to bring it back as a holiday gift for you and then it got a bit used. Oh, I see. But it's the thought that counts, right? Indeed. I think I put them in a folder called Giselle France. Brilliant.

28:22I can't find them. Anyway, keep talking. Well, here we go.

28:25Anna Williamson:It's time for Did You Know With Him Oh? What you got, Imsi? So this comes in from Katie, I believe. Was it Katie? I don't know. We'll see. Maybe it's Katie. Excellent start as always. Thank you. Now, this comes off of, you know, we were talking about keepsakes the other week. Yes. Oh, yes. Kids keepsakes. Oh, yeah. You just got chucked them. The keepsakes chat has gone a bit wild. I had a lot of frustration. Oh, okay. Anyway, Katie basically said, did you know milk teeth can be a valuable source of stem cells, which have the potential to be used in regenerative medicine. The stem cells found within the dental pulp of the teeth can be extracted and stored for potential future use in treating various diseases and injuries.

29:15Anna Williamson:I don't know whether the teeth have to be fresh out the mouth and then sent off to a lab or whatever. but that could be a potential use for them. Well, this is excellent news considering I've kept every single one of my kids' milk teeth. That is actually good because people need stem cells. Well, this is sort of, I do think, some of my rationale behind keeping my placenta pills and the kids' milk teeth because you just never know with modern technology... That wasn't part of your rationale. You just discovered that, basically. And now I've jumped on board. That's so full of shit. I sent you Giselle in there.

29:50Anna Williamson:Love that, Ims. anything else from the keepstakes or was that the main fact which is fine it's a great fact it's a great that is actually very useful so there you go we're not weirdos for keeping our kids milk teeth right let's muff into messages are you looking at giselle is that why your face is like yeah i'm looking at giselle are you sat on her yes yeah see how realistic it does look like a punani we can't put this on instagram we can't no we can't because we'll get banned x-ray if i got banned it's getting turned on by giselle look i would say it's a face of absolute puzzlement and pain it looks real though doesn't it does it does don't send that video on because ben was like can i send it to me mates and i was like no because it looks so real it actually looks like i'm that will be on only fans in a gif oh right messages i'll make no money out of it like the last time i got fucking hacked that's true right we've got an update here and this is from anonymous so Teresa she says hi girls since you named me Teresa I'm going with it okay we do love an update so let's see which this one is now a couple of weeks ago I wrote in with a story about me cheating on my husband with a co-worker or ex-co-worker how we met up everywhere to have sex but now we were both working at other companies the last time we saw each other I remember this though we kissed yeah and he didn't want to take it any further and he admitted to sleeping with And then she was like upset about that.

31:11Anna Williamson:That's it, feeling a bit rejected. Anyway, she says, it took me a couple of weeks for the story to air. So it took a couple of weeks the story to air. And by then I had taken matters into my own hands. Good girl. Like I thought you said, just cut him off. So I did, even before you said it. Well done. See, often you guys know the answer. You just need us to sort of validate it, I think. I stopped answering his calls, didn't reply to his messages. I didn't even read them. I felt a bit sad and bad, but thought, well, this shall pass. until he showed up at my work without any notice. He was worried something had happened to me because I always answer.

31:45Anna Williamson:I do have a bit of a track record of doing stupid things since I suffer from depression. So I got where he was coming from. I asked him to leave and I promised that I would call him later. I did call him. I told him I'm done. I don't want the affair anymore. Oh, she's been so strong. Yeah, the doubts, the always being there when he needs a quick fix, but never on my terms. And he got it, but said like me, he doesn't want to lose me as a friend. And I said, I want to be his friend. If our partners, oh, if our partners know. Guys, this is incredible. So he scheduled a dinner. I bet they're going to start being swingers.

32:18Wait, wait, wait, wait.

32:19Anna Williamson:Where's this going to go? So he scheduled a dinner, just the four of us, just talking and having fun. He also asked my husband. This has gone left. Hasn't it, Lou? If it was okay to call me from time to time or have lunch. My husband really liked that, the fact that the friend asked for permission. So against your advice, I didn't cut him off fully. But I communicated with him and we came to an understanding. Now, I know this is weird, but for now it's working. No more new secrets, just two friends talking. Thanks for the advice, Teresa from Belgium. Because they were good friends, weren't they?

32:51Anna Williamson:Yeah, I'm trying to remember. I think they were really good friends and then they were like started sleeping together. But what I would say with this, well done for figuring this one out. Because like I say, we can always give advice, but essentially only you guys know in your own situations really what's going on. But this is a great example of good communication and clear boundary setting. Anything really is possible if there is that and true transparency. And actually, I really applaud you, Teresa. Obviously, I do a lot of work in the affair space. And this is a really, really interesting outcome and not uncommon for people to get through affairs.

33:22Anna Williamson:Well done, Teresa. So well done. Also, thank you for the updates. We do really like an update. We don't like being hanging, left hanging. Even though we are hanging. Even though we are hanging, yeah. Right, we've got another message from a non. We've called you Joan. Hey Luanamo, you ladies are undoubtedly my emotional support podcast. The constant background noise to my day and have gotten me through lonely days, long commutes and accompanied me on dog walks. I have a little ask Luanna anything slash advice needed and thought who better to ask. My question is, do you think a person needs friends?

34:00Okay. For context, I'm in my mid-twenties with a stable job. I'm a primary school teacher. I was in a serious relationship very young that ended up toxic and abusive and I came out of it quite isolated having been cut off from previous friends. After a tough time with depression and some impatient psychiatric care I restarted adult life again. I'm in a healthy relationship with a man I love. I have a dog and I recently became a solo homeowner which I'm very proud of. I absolutely love my quiet life. Although I'm normally alone I don't feel lonely. I love my job and the people I work with but after a day of teaching I just love spending time alone in the sanctuary of my house that I renovated, cooking on my own, Pilates, walking my dog and spending quality time with my partner and family.

34:45However at my age now people around me are having weddings and birthday parties and girls trips and becoming increasingly aware that I don't have what most people my age do, friends. I've been in therapy for years and recently I've started coming to terms with some of the neurodivergent autism traits that are causing me difficulty. I've always been an introvert and loved time on my own but more recently and after battling with my mental health I've really come to struggle with any form of social gathering feeling extremely anxious and drained from it. I have two friends who I love from university but we only catch up a handful of times a year and I'm aware they have more local friends they're probably closer to.

35:22I'm quite content and happy with my quiet life but when I look at people online and around me I feel embarrassed to have reached my age with my life goals ticked off yet I have no one to share it with or someone to be my bridesmaid one day. Are people's Instagram perfect lives with loads of friends deceiving me or do I need to put myself out there and force myself to make friends? I see you beauties on your incredible yacht trip and wonder if I'm doing life wrong. I need to start being more like everyone else. I'm not opposed to forming friendships in the future. I dream of having a family and I'm sure that I'll organically make mum friendships once I have children.

35:56I also like my partner's friends and girlfriends, but they're not my friends. And I often find socialising with them incredibly tiring. I'd love to get your objective opinions on the importance of friendships. Is it okay for me to currently be focusing on just living for myself? Or do you think friendship and socialising is an essential part of living? I'm sorry for the ridiculously long message. I really hope you guys are well. Thank you for being amazing.

36:19Anna Williamson:This is brilliant. That's really interesting. Do you know what? This is brilliant. What I would say to you is that kind of, so as a species, we are, we do need to belong to other people. But again, that is so. You don't need to belong to loads of people though, do you? But the key, well, as in we are predisposed to feel like we need to belong. But the key thing here is, lovely lady, is you've, for me, there were big green ticks, big green flares going off. You're content. Happy. Now the reason we have to feel lonely. You don't feel happy. And here just to help you answer your question. So what basically is going on for you is you are actually happy with your life, which is, I think, what most people are striving to get to.

37:00Anna Williamson:And you've got there, my love. And you're doing the reverse now of questioning it and measuring yourself against other people. Let me tell you now, Instagram is a highlights reel. It's not real. And it's really what is going on for you in your life. Now, when you say you're an introvert, you might be surprised to know that actually I'm an introvert. I am an introvert. No, but you are, but we're extrovert introverts. We could be extroverts. But the definition of that is where you get your energy from. So for me, and you know me, Lou, how often do I just go offline and off grid? Because for me, I need to spend time by myself.

37:33Anna Williamson:I love being by myself. It's very difficult with a husband and a family. I love being by myself too. Because that's where I recharge. That's where I get my space, my mental clarity. I have to have quiet and peace. That is the definition. I don't charge from people. So that means you're not an extrovert. I don't. I'm always the one that gives the charge to people. Right. So you actually, and it's very important to recognise that. So if what you're saying is, but you do connect with people, and I think this is why I'm not concerned about you having human interaction because you obviously work, you have a partner, you have family, you have friendships in some form, you know, colleagues.

38:11Anna Williamson:So you are getting that sort of connection from other human beings. You just don't need anybody to be a friend. And I think, as you say, you're open in the future if friendships come your way. But for right now, fuck everybody else measuring yourself. You have got to a holy grail where only most people can even dream of being. So good for you. You've got your dog. And I think good for you. You're doing life your way and have that confidence to do it your way. I think. I love it, actually. Yeah, you're happy. I love it. And also everyone is different. Like I have quite a lot of friends, but then like one of my friends, she put on my Instagram, oh, won't see you for six months now.

38:51After a massive blowout, then I'll be like, right, bye, everyone. Going back into my hole. Over and out. Yeah, staying at Champneys 2 now forever. But I think, yeah, just keep doing what you're doing. And just like if you're happy, you're happy. Like everyone is different. I actually find it quite exhausting being around people who don't, like I'm more right in our little group, but put me in a room of people I don't know, I really fucking hate it. Yeah, you hate it.

39:19Anna Williamson:That's why you choose to stay at home a lot and not go to things. Yeah, I don't go to stuff. I'm always declining invites to like, you know, press events and red carpets because I don't want to go and talk to people that I don't know. Like, I'm very happy with my little crew. But outside of that, I don't, I'm not really interested, to be honest. No, and I think a lot of people will identify with this. And I think it's brilliant. Some people do get their energy from being around other people and being in friendships. Other people don't. And I think it's so important just to recognise what you need as a person and then fill that void.

39:53Anna Williamson:But to this lady, there is no void. So you're good, honey. You're good. Keep doing you, babe. Right. Message from anonymous. So Helga. Hi, Luanna and Imo. Long time listener. First time emailer. Welcome, finally. I've a meet the parents story for you okay here we go settle in peeps so I've been seeing my boyfriend for about four months and we're still in the I want to do everything to impress you and make you believe I'm a sex goddess phase oh do you remember that do you remember that over performing I still try that no she doesn't I've come back with severe cases of cystitis have you actually yeah I had to go on I've had to get Natalie do you know what I had to do this morning piss in a pot and I've got to get Natalie to go to the pharmacy because I'm working all day yeah I've got the worst UTI like it's so bad.

40:37Someone's been pulling out. And I pissed in a pot this morning and I said to Natalie, go to the pharmacy and pretend that you've got it because I can't get there because I'm flying tomorrow at like 4am. And I was like, pretend it's you to get me antibiotics. Because I can't go away again.

40:52Anna Williamson:Your staff don't get paid enough, quite honestly. I know, and the other week she had her shit she had my shit in her bag. She had to take that into the doctor. I really love my Nat Nat. Nat is amazing. I do love my little Nat Nat. I say, I mean, there's not many people that would take your feces. She went to me, I've now got your piss in my bag, I had your shit in my bag last week. I went, I do love you, babe. She goes above and beyond. She does. I even made her look at it. I was like, look, I've definitely got an infection. She went, I can smell it. Oh, stop it. Oh, no. I know. That was my morning.

41:21Well, all I can say is, well done, good wife. There she is. Also, can I show, it's an ailment of the week, and I'm yet again recording the podcast when I should be at a doctor's.

41:29Anna Williamson:It's the ailment of the week. The dedication. Actually, we haven't had an ailment of the week for a while. Oh, there you go. It's a very case of UTI. There it is. She's being a busy girl. Anyway, back to this lady. Back to this lady. She says, anyway, still in the I'm a sex goddess phase. So I thought, F it. Let's give 50 shades a go. I'm fun. I'm adventurous. I can be handcuffed to a lingerie girl. Fun girl. I ordered this red lacy bodysuit thing. A little silk robe. Does that count as a dressing gown? Sorry, Lou. It does. And some hand and ankle cuffs. No, I've got a new silk robe. Yes, you have.

42:00Anna Williamson:I really like it. Lou now wears a dressing gown, guys. No, it's a silk robe. It's a dressing gown. It's a silk robe. It's a house coat. And I like swanning around the yacht on it. She did. It made me feel very white lotus, even though I haven't seen that. But everyone said it, so I'm going with that. She's got a dressing gown. Anyway, the full shebang. I was buzzing. So Friday night came around and I went over to his. We went straight up to his room and I dropped my coat, wearing the lingerie and robe just underneath. He was stunned. Win! Things escalated and all of a sudden I was completely starkers.

42:29Anna Williamson:Handcuffed with my wrist to the headboard and my ankles splayed each corner of the bed. Thank you, Lou, for the action. Thanks for the picture, Lou. That was your gash right in Ivo's face. You are welcome, Imogen. There were feathers and all of our YouTube viewers as well. No, I don't think you got the vag. Oh, no. Yeah, you did. Oh, yeah, sorry. There were feathers. There was ice play. There was, oh, cum on the face. There were many, many orgasms. Oh, oh. And then we couldn't find the keys to the cuffs. The anti-climax. Not misplaced, lost. Like, fully gone, nowhere to be found. And these were metal cuffs, like proper heavy-duty ones, not the flimsy, placky ones from Anne Summers.

43:10Anna Williamson:See, sometimes the flimsy, placky ones come into... Get you out of a hole, quite literally. He starts panicking. I'm laughing, at first, thinking it's all quite funny, until the realisation hits. I am fully nude. I look like Jackson Pollock, and now attached to his bed like some sort of sex hostage for life. He left me. He went out of the room to make a phone call. He came back in five minutes later saying he'd solved it and help was on the way. What do you mean help is on the way? Anyway, he then announced he was starving after our sesh. Did I want any toast? I thought, yeah, actually I could go for some toast.

43:44Anna Williamson:So off he went to make some toast. She's still got her hands and ankles. She's starfish on the bed, butt naked. But have some marmite on toast. Lovely. He came back and fed me the toast, which was tasty. And also she'll be stinking of sex. and sticky. Come on the face, I say. But she's having a little bit of post-coital toast, which was tasty, but also eating lying down isn't the one, really. We sat and chatted for a while. Hello, and how was your day, darling? Yes, my advice. And then 25 minutes later, the doorbell rang. He sprinted from the room, and before I wrap my head around what is going on, his father was at the door, holding a giant fuck-off dad's toolbox.

44:24Anna Williamson:The dad's toolbox. The 20-year. Yeah, that's it. A 20-year treasure show of Stanley tools and other objects that Dad's collected. A bit rusted. You know the one, the sort of faded blue in colour. Every dad's got one. That's it. Seemingly completely nonplussed by the living sex doll spread eagle on the bed. Curtains wide open, fadge in full view. Oh, hi, sir. Lovely to meet you. I was mortified. All I could do was look between Dad and son, not quite believing my eyes, as they discussed which tool would be best. I closed my eyes and I prayed it wouldn't take long. Long story short, I was freed from the cuffs, thanked the kind gentleman who told me it was lovely to meet me.

45:03Anna Williamson:Threw my robe back on and excused myself to the bathroom to sit on the floor, self-hugging for a little bit. I wish I could say that was the last time I tried to be sexy, but last year I broke my ankle wearing... I broke my ankle wearing the highest stripper heels I could find. Oh, and we're still together. Hurrah! And me and my partner's dad, we get on really well, even though I still can't really look him in the eye. Love you both. Oh, that's brilliant. Brilliant. Good for you, girl, for putting out... Broken stripper ankle. Brilliant. Top that off. Remember, if you want to get insights, you can email us, Luana at...

45:38Everythingluana.com. Or you can drop us a WhatsApp on 07745266947.

45:46This is really interesting now. We're going to move on to news stories. Now, I read about this, I think, when it first happened. Basically, it's in Australia, and this woman called Erin Patterson, made a beef wellington and used poison mushrooms, poisonous mushrooms in it to poison her ex-husband's family. That's right, yes. So she's 50, this lady. This is 2023, wasn't it? Yeah, and she has now been found guilty of murdering three people. So she murdered her former parents-in-law, Don and Jill Patterson. Gail. Gail, sorry. They were both 70. and she also murdered Gail Patterson's sister, Heather Wilkinson, who was 66, and she attempted to murder Heather's husband, Reverend Ian Wilkinson.

46:38She tried to cark off the vicar. But the rev survived, which just shows if you're in God's sphere, you have a protection. You do. The angel Gabriel also protected him.

46:49Anna Williamson:That's right. So, yeah, this all came to a head in the last couple of weeks. It's nuts, really. It's like a movie, like a horror movie. Prosecutors said that she had served her guest, Beef Wellington, knowingly containing the deadly death cap mushrooms, also known as the Amanita fallodes. I can't pronounce that. There's so many mushrooms there. How do you know what ones are poison and what ones are? She must have obviously researched it. I don't know. I mean, maybe she did, maybe she didn't. But under Australian law, the prosecution did not have to provide a motive in order to secure a conviction.

47:21Anna Williamson:Instead, the jury was required to decide whether she knew that the lunch contained death caps and if she intended for them to die. It was a nine-week trial. Nine weeks. Yeah, and the jury concluded unanimously that she poisoned the guests on purpose and rejected her defence that the deaths were a terrible accident. The sentencing for her is yet to be scheduled, but the charges can carry a maximum life sentence. Well, and it'll be loads. So she basically, she also invited her ex-husband over for lunch. but he said that he didn't come and then she texts him back saying that's really disappointing because I spent a lot of time and money preparing this special meal and the Reverend, his wife, was surprised by the invite but they were very happy to be invited.

48:03Anna Williamson:Just go down a bit, because now what was interesting here is that there was no reason apparently given for the lunch and this is what the Reverend said, the one who survived. He said, I remember talking to Heather wondering why we had the sudden invitation but he said that they were very happy to be invited. And apparently she like had different plates. Yes. So I read this online. She cut it up, didn't she? Not served a beef wellington en masse. Yeah, but it was like different coloured plates. And then I think the Rev remembered that there was like different plates or something. But she was found apparently like disposing of a dehydrator.

48:40She said she didn't own a dehydrator. And then there was CCTV footage of her getting rid of the dehydrator. she lied she said she'd been diagnosed with cancer and then she'd never been diagnosed with cancer

48:52Anna Williamson:anyway basically what was the motive i know it said we don't know there was no motive at all well obviously look they were exes and anyway then they all got sick and then mum said she scraped the mushrooms oh my god they just oh yeah they all got sick a couple of days later and i for one report i read it and this sounds awful because it obviously was awful but apparently the most agonising deaths. Like, I mean, it just sounds horrific. So I wonder how long she'll go down for. I bet you this will... She's going down. I'm quite right. She's yelling timber. I would suspect that this will be made into some sort of Netflix or Disney Plus drama.

49:28Anna Williamson:I would totally watch. Because so many questions I want to know. Why? Where she got the Death Cat mushrooms from? How she did it? But we'll never know. Because she says it's an accident, so she might take it to the grave. Well, she said that she began foraging for mushrooms around the towns during COVID lockdowns and would use a food dehydrator to try and preserve them. So she said it was like by mistake, I think. So that's her defense, is it? I think so, yeah. Right, interesting. But I mean, surely if you're going to forage for mushrooms and you know that there are mushrooms that can kill you, you need to really inform yourself about what ones are the poison ones.

50:03I mean, you do.

50:03Anna Williamson:I also did see that she denied a series of photos showing mushrooms placed on weighing scales in her kitchen. That's right. That was used as evidence that she'd been measuring a fatal dose to serve to her lunchroom. But also the fact that she's, everyone else either snuffed it or got really sick and she didn't. And she was fine. I mean. Does she not like mushrooms? Did she not eat it? It's very weird. And I would love to know the real in-depth on that one. But look, very sad, very sad. because lots of people have been killed by this absolute lunatic. Next story, foot fetish. Yep, here we go. Foot fetish, caller.

50:40Anna Williamson:Oh, this is great. Has been given a suspended sentence. So a man who has admitted of making more than 1 ,200 nuisance calls to emergency services to indulge a sexual foot fetish, he has been given a suspended sentence. This reminded me of Anna because basically he kept calling 111. he was bringing 111 up to 60 times a day this geezer i mean and he was pretending to be a woman called helen cheeseman really i mean the fact that he called the surname cheeseman uh anyway and he was trying to get the operators to tell them about his feet uh sweaty smelly feet that's what he wanted to talk about he used to try and get them to say phrases like cheesy feet and stuff i just thought this was a brilliant luanna story that was reminding me of anna so yes i mean i i I have been known to call 111, as we know, guys.

51:29Anna Williamson:Not for this, though, fortunately. I do not use it improperly. Apparently, he specifically targeted female officers, some in busy departments dealing with serious sexual offences and online child abuse, wasting scarce public resources to indulge in a sexual fetish. He was banned from calling 999, unless in a genuine emergency. But it's still funny. I mean, it's not funny, but imagine that. But it is funny. Banned from calling 999 and ordered to do 200 hours of unpaid work. he was also given in 2021 a 16 a week prison sentence been going on for a long time suspended for two years for calling the NHS 111 service may I say so I mean I am a child line NSPCC ambassador and I'm a trained child line child line counsellor have been for like 15 years the amount of prank calls that we used to get and probably still do I haven't been on active service for a while big up to all the child line volunteer counsellors by the way so many people because it's free number like 999 is um the the um as in not just the abuse sorry the abusing of the services that are free phone for for just kicks is unbelievable please don't clog up these lines guys it's ridiculous anyway right very weird and from one weird thing to another it's time for it's the widow of the week right anonymous so pollyanna hi luanna and emmo i am way late to the show it doesn't matter babes you're here now welcome welcome i'm currently listening to your back catalogue excellent you can go back and listen to all of our back catalogue um she got it in there i think i have a contender for weirdo of the week myself and my soon-to-be husband i've had a bug lately and the way he gets sick came up in conversation again every time he gets sick he doesn't get sick in the toilet like a normal person he gets oh no please don't do this he gets sick in the sink.

53:18Anna Williamson:I can only be sick in a sink or a bin. Yeah you do. I was about to go. I know someone like this. Like you know the little bathroom bins. I'm sick in that and then I pour it in the toilet and then I clean the bin in the sink. That's how I'm sick. I cannot be sick in a toilet. You are this person. It makes me more sick. Well you are this person. Or I'm just sick in the sink and as you're puking I have to run the tap and then I have to scoop the sick out and then I have to put the chunks in the bin after. Well you are this person because she goes on to say he then scoops it up and puts it in the toilet.

53:48Anna Williamson:This is me. His excuse for this is that it's more ergonomic. Okay. Everyone else says, and I agree, he is a weirdo for this. I don't think so. Thanks for the show. Keep it up. I think that's horrific. Louisa does it. I do. So there. I hate being sick. Do you know what else? We were really good on that yacht. No one was sick except Alex. That's true. Over the side of the boat. And out the car window. And out the car window. Yeah. He got a bit too carried away. Yeah. Right, another weirdo from Rachel She says, evening Luanamo I've just been listening to Monday's pod And you were talking about keepsakes And it made me want to message in Long time listener, back to the podcast That shall not be named days But I am a first time Whatsapper Now this could also be a contender for weirdo of the week You decide, well we have decided You're in, you're in All the talk about keepsakes on an episode the other week Got me thinking of my keepsake Just to set the scene I have no children but I do have cats Cue crazy cat lady Love it I have kept some of my cat's baby teeth Oh wow Okay this is weird I have two cats I didn't know cats lost their teeth They do yeah I have two cats who are now five And I have no clue which one they belong to I've also put them on a bit of sellotape for safekeeping And they're kept in my jewellery box I've attached a phone tone Why do I keep them?

55:06I have no clue But I can't seem to get rid of them No need to keep me numb My name's Rachel I'm from Norwich And I'm hoping I'm not the only person who has done this

55:13Anna Williamson:Oh, she really has just sent us a photo of her cat's teeth stuck on a bit of sellotape. That's weird. I mean, it's weird, but I'm not going to lie. I've got old Teddy, the cat, going in for a bit of dental surgery. You're not going to keep his teeth. Well, maybe I might just keep the teeth now. I haven't. Stem cell. Stem cell for the cat. Stem cell them on you when you get cancer. Teddy might solve it for you. Teddy might solve it. Well, I mean, I think the cat's teeth is the weirdo of the week for me, although you have maybe just spurred something in me. well I'm going to keep the Teddy's teeth when he goes in for dental work well I wish I would have kept some of Boris's oh stop stop we don't know yet about Boris don't think about Boris I think he's dead I keep hearing quacking and it's not his quack anyway it's the end of the pod I'm not going to have a rant because if I rant it's going to be about foxes and then last time I did that I got a lot of shit But you've done that at the beginning of the pod as well.

56:11Oh, yeah. So I just want to dedicate this episode to Boris. Who may or may not have carked it. I think 99.9%. Boris, you're the best duck I ever had. I love you so much. I feel really sad for you now. Oh, she's crying. Stop. You need to talk. It's really sad.

56:36Anna Williamson:I know it's really sad. I am. We don't know Boris. Right, we're going to have to go and find Boris now, guys. So I'm going to wrap it up for this week, okay? Boris is definitely gone, I think. But listen, we're back on Monday, with or without Boris. We will be back. In the meantime, though. Emma is crying about Boris. Oh my God, Emma is actually crying. Like, actually properly crying tears. It is really sad. Like someone's just killed her. Boris was a really good duck. Boris was quite famous too. Oh God, guys. Maybe I should. I mean, Stacey Solomon told me that she'd have Boris and I should have given her Boris.

57:06Why? No. No, we don't know Boris is dead. Because at least she keeps them in the little cage. But I don't want to keep my ducks in a cage. No, we don't keep ducks in a cage. They love wandering around the garden.

57:15Anna Williamson:Like, we're going to go and find Boris. Right, we're going to literally wrap this episode up now. Everyone's crying. Poor Boris. He's touched so many lives. He has. Right, Thursday, we have totally extra. We need you. It's Luanna at everythingluanna.com. I'm going to keep it going. I'm going to keep it strong for everyone. I'm even having to do the mouse now. I never do the mouse. WhatsApp, for voice notes, Maybe we'd like to send in some RIP... We're never going to see the quiz again. Can we send some RIP messages in for Boris, please, to 07745266947. Please follow the podcast. There's a little tab on the top there saying follow.

57:47Anna Williamson:If you haven't clicked on follow, do it now. Do you know the word? What? Boris Johnson never met Boris. Oh, God. Oh, dear. But at least Carrie did. Okay, this is good. Tell someone else about us and get them to listen. I'm going to have to see him post them on a picture together. But Boris did paint Boris. There you go. We have a painting of Boris. Boris Johnson actually painted, he's a really good painter and he painted Boris for me. So see, Boris lives on. He lives in you. Please give us a five star review. For the love of God, we're going to wrap this up today. I'm going to build a shrine to Boris.

58:20Anna Williamson:Right, we're off to build a shrine. Please follow, please listen, we'll see you Thursday. Right, Boris! He's gone, I know it, I know that he's gone. He's gone, he's dead.

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