'She's been eating raw chicken since childhood!'

25:46This person, I was not on my radar until you put him on my radar. And now this man is bringing me so much love and joy. I want to share the love and joy. Who is that? He is called Gravelman Official, otherwise known as the world's favourite neighbour hater. Oh, my God. It's so good. I have not stopped watching. Play the one I sent you. Well, I mean, I've watched them all now. Hang on. So before I play it. Do you think it's true? Don't know. But he's now, the reason why I'm saying it, he's got a GoFundMe page to crowdfund the biggest F-off speaker. How much is it at? Oh, it's on, hang on. I went on it last night.

26:28Hang on. fundraiser for a mega speaker. It's to piss his neighbour off who insists on playing loud, shit, Polish music, I think it is, at all hours of the midnight. It's on, so his target is£350. He's on£239 at the moment. I reckon we can get him up there, gang. So this is, he's so funny. Hang on, let me get, hang on. He needs those speakers I've got. They're so good. He really does. Hang on, Why don't we message him? Hang on. Where is he from?

26:59It's 7am! Time to wake up! Anything you can do, I can do louder. I can do anything louder than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. This guy. I wonder where he's from and whether we can go round and help him. Oh, this is it. Gravelman official, please get in touch with us. We'll get in touch with him. Yeah, we'll get in touch with him. He is, it's just, and Lou put it in our chat because she was like, she was like the ultimate petty poly. And you know how much I love petty pollies. And there was one as well where he actually interacts. He's like, he's like warning, neighbour actually appears in this video.

27:43And he opens up the window and this shit music comes out with his little T-moo speaker. And he's like, your music is awful. It's, you are awful. You c***. Oh, this one. I hate my neighbour. He appears in this video. Yeah, yeah. So for those people that want to know why I hate my neighbours so much, it's half ten.

28:11Hello? Turn it off or turn it down. It's awful. Honestly. Your music choices are nothing short of awful. Turn it down! Are you dumb? Are you dumb? Turn that music off! It's awful! Turn it off, please! Turn it off! It's awful! Turn it off! I'm calling the police! Turn it off! Turn it down, at least! If you love... This is so Luanna, this is, because if you love the Petty Ponies like we do, Gravelman official is my new obsession. We need to get his crowd fund up to that 350 quid to get that mega speaker and we're off. Love it. What are you messaging him, Lou? Shall I say, hello Gravelman. Do a voice note.

29:13No, he might not listen. I never listen to voice notes. I'm a massive fan. So is Anna. So is my podcast, Toho. podcast wife at Anna Williamson official. We are behind you and your campaign. And so are our million Lufanians. We're behind you. We have over one million listeners a month to our pod. And we have now got behind you and your ultimate petty poly. We want to get involved. And we want to get involved. We have a Maybe we could go round to his house and we can all do a song. A song, yeah, lovely. We can do a song. We also have very large... And loud mouths. Very large PA system. You do? No, we need to sing.

30:10And very loud mouths. We can sing, Neighbours, Everybody needs good neighbours. Please, can we come to your house and help you with your noisy neighbour and film it to feature on our pod. Yep. You know we'll end up getting arrested. Probably. On our podcast and our YouTube. Yes. Our podcast is called Luana. Yeah, that'll do, yeah. please reply we love you bye please reply pardon me I bet he lives up north somewhere if you're up north we won't come no offence no I'm going no I'm going I'm going with my big fat speakers and I'm going to go I might even learn some Polish for it yeah got aga yeah that's what I mean we got aga we'll take aga we'll take aga and then and then we can mediate yes at the end we will bring the translator oh aga would love you And then we'll send Aga in to do the mediation at the end.

31:21Everyone's a winner. Aga will go, you stupid! You stupid! Turn it down! Turn it down! But in Polish. But in English, yeah. Polish, yeah. So that is my rec-a-secu, guys. Oh, I love that. I've gone and went off rogue. Yeah, sorry. Totally off rogue. Love it. Entertaining, though.

31:41Right, shall we dive on in with some massages? Yeah. We've got message on and on, so we've called you Iva Biggan. Woof. Good name. Hi, guys. I've changed the name. There's a lot. There's a lot. Please give me the porn star. Oh, that's why Imo didn't laugh, because they name themselves I for big them. She's sad, you see. So I've just listened to the episode where a woman wrote in to tell us all about how she charges her husband. Oh, yes, Ims, you weren't here for this. I heard it, though. But you heard it. I know. It's quite a good idea. Good idea. So this woman charges her husband to be a dom girl.

32:15If you missed it, go back. I think it's either last week or the week before. I know I want to charge Alex for blozzers. Yeah, I forgot about doing this for Andrew and I've just been giving it out for free now. No, don't be doing that. Yeah. Now we need to monetise that shit. She says, well, I have a best friend who's been with her partner since they both left school. Five kids deep. Jeez. Oh, too much. And he's still a massive sex pest. She spent many years not working and being a stay-at-home mum as it was cheaper this way than shipping everyone off to nursery. Anyway, as you can imagine, he's the breadwinner and she always has to ask him for money.

32:47and he would then moan about this. So to get around that, she would basically do sexual favours for items, i.e. new coat, new protein, new dining room table. Little does she know that I told my partner this. So now when she comes round after she leaves, he always has to comment, ooh, was that a new handbag? I wonder what she had to do for that. I mean, I personally think it's great and everyone's a winner, although she did once have to go to the doctors after a sexual favour went wrong. I'll save that story for another day. women power and all that jizz have a great day well thank you and please send that story in immediately don't be gatekeeping don't be gatekeeping love that that's out of order love that we need remember guys and you need to do this as well imo charge naomi did you hear it and then think i have haven't implemented anything well let's move from the laundry to sexual favors then yeah either either or the little suck on the old titty five pounds i might Get my little nurse outfit out again.

33:43Extra five pounds? Yeah. Yeah. I might put a currency on when, like, Alex wants it when I'm not in the mood. Yeah. And I'll be like... Not in the mood. I will do it. It would incentivise me. I will, exactly. I will do it. It will do it. I need an incentive. Yeah, I think maybe that's it. You could start off as well. Just introduce it like, I will do it if you, like, get me a cup of tea. and then slowly and the third time be like, I will do it if you give me a tenner. Yeah. I'm here for this, girls. This is how it's going to roll. Love it. Right, message from Anonymous. So, arithmetic. Arithmetic.

34:24Is it yours? Of course it is. She's laughing. She's laughing. Dear Luanna, new listener here. Hi. Welcome. I have really enjoyed listening to the pod on the bus to and from school. Oh, I teach at a primary school. Thank you for making the journey more fun. You're welcome. I just hope you've got ear pods in. I'm looking for some advice, really, as I'm starting to feel really stuck in my marriage. I absolutely love my husband and we've had a very happy seven years so far. Me and my husband met when I was teaching out in Dubai. He's Tunisian and was working in the airport. We hit it off really quite quickly and we were married within a year.

34:57Everything was a bit of a whirlwind romance. We have since moved back to the UK and we've been living in London and this is where troubles have become to resurface. We've discovered we have very different views on gay men. I am a proud human rights supporter I go to Pride every year read stories to children in school about same-sex couples and I really do advocate representation my husband however does not share the same opinion and we often fall out about it culturally and religiously he disagrees with same-sex couples it's gone to a point where he will ask for scenes on the TV to be skipped forward and openly expresses his opinions this has resulted in many arguments and we end those arguments saying fine we don't agree we never will let's just drop it However, this doesn't last very long.

35:40I feel really lost. This is a core value of mine, human rights. This is a problem, babe. Everyone deserves to be happy and love is love. Can a marriage survive if we never agree on this? Am I making a big deal out of something I should just accept about him? Or do we need marriage counselling? I'm finding that I'm struggling to let it go. Why can he just not be kind? I understand that his views are coming from deep-rooted cultural and religious background, but knowing that doesn't make it any easier to live with. I suppose my question is, what is my next move? How do we approach this subject without it turning into an argument?

36:13And is it something that we can overcome, do you think? This is so tricky, right? Because I do think that sometimes you have to agree to disagree. But when it's something that you feel like so strongly about, I just, and also it's just such a, and it's hard because I get culturally, like he would have, you know, we've been lucky enough to grow up and to experience this type of culture where we're so accepting of everyone and love really is love and you can be whatever you want and be with whoever you want and really it doesn't matter you're not hurting anyone and I think that we all really foundationally like believe that but I guess when you've not been bought been lucky enough to have that exposure and been brought up like that it is very hard for him to overcome that and accept it and it's like telling someone religious that god doesn't exist you know like so it's deep rooted it's so deep rooted and i don't think that if he he's going to be able to change that and for me i can agree to disagree on a lot of things but i think when something is so in your core i would find it hard to move on from this to be honest with you and actually I think over time you will find your husband less and less attractive and you're less and less and less if it look if it was me I actually wouldn't be able to overcome it and I do think that from the sounds of this it potentially could be something that could end your marriage because you you seem more um liberal than most people would be like I you know I would go to pride if someone invited me but I wouldn't outwardly go on my own probably but for you to be so into into human rights and yeah so overt about it I think that you might really really struggle with this and he is not going to change and you are not going to change and if you can't just leave it and never talk about it and if it's such a big part of your life like you know you want to educate people around this I just think it's a big sticking point you know a really really big one it's like if one of you wanted to have children one of you didn't that's like a kind of a bit of a make or break thing well I think I think for me this rolls into uh what happens if you do have children yourselves what if your child is gay what if they're you know and also raising children in in the UK or raising children anywhere and having their beliefs and I think to lose point I mean I do a lot of work around this you know and I know that you said your core value if you're caught in relationships if your core values are misaligned it is incredibly difficult to have a healthy interdependent relationship it's not impossible and there is an element of you can't I think with some very heavy mediation and therapy possibly or to to agree to disagree but to lose point if those core values are at the complete opposite ends of the spectrum in in my role as a couples counselor it's very difficult for that relationship to survive and I think sometimes like Andrew is catholic right and i'm not and i mean i really don't believe in god and all that on all that stuff but he really does and that was very much the his core upbringing and you know we had the kids christened and so it's not that i'm against it i just don't believe in it and i think that you know when you're different on that vibe that's then okay because i'm a bit like well actually i couldn't give a shit if the kids are christened or not it doesn't change my belief system i think But the difference here is that he's so against it and you're so for it.

39:47And to your point with Andrew, I think it's the difference of, let's say you were vehemently atheist and you thought it was all elapsed. So if you were constantly saying to him, your faith and your religion and your upbringing is a piece of shit and it's awful, that would jar and that would be an enormous problem. It's really sad what you're saying because I guess on so many levels your relationship is working. I think, look. Well he's so against it though making you skip forward TV shows and stuff I mean you're absolute polar opposites because he can't just shut like you know if he could just shut his mouth and be like look I'm not really you know it's not for me but whatever I can live with it that would be different but actually he actually can't live with it for me this would be quite a big deal actually for me it would definitely be a make or break what do you think Ims because you're obviously in a same-sex marriage.

40:41Yeah. I mean... You probably think he's a c**t. I completely understand where he's coming from because he's been brought up in Tunisia and then lived in Dubai where the culture and religion are completely different. Yeah, belief systems are different, yeah. If you're brought up believing and your religions and stuff and believing that that's wrong and being told that that's wrong and that's all you've ever known, then of course you're going to feel some way about it. the fact that he's so intolerant as to skip forward in tv shows and just like that's quite extreme that is extreme like not want to even see it that that that is a bit red flaggy to me but especially just because it's so jarring to what you believe in and like i i just i couldn't be with someone who had that polar opposite like a very core value opposite to me but it extends further than those beliefs, isn't it?

41:37It extends out of the marital home. So if you go to a friends party or work party or if you're taking your husband and you have... Think of all the gay friends that we have. If that was my husband, I literally would not be able to socialise with my own husband because so much of my immediate circle are in same-sex relationships. I don't know whether he is outwardly derogatory towards gay people or whatever. Or just doesn't want to... like whether if you went to a party and you had gay friends there, whatever, he would be perfectly fine. But also, even if he was perfectly fine to their face, I think even knowing that he feels that way and does, is uncomfortable would be a little bit jarring.

42:19I think as well, to your point, I think this is, you've, you've, you've been in it seven years, but I think if this continues, this will continue to really chip away and eat away. And I think this really will affect, I think you guys need to have a little hands on table, honest chat. You know, you can both have different beliefs. That's okay. Different values. we don't have to like other people's values and beliefs but we have to be really honest about if that's someone you could spend time with let's be honest which i couldn't be friends with someone that had opposing beliefs like that to me because i couldn't be around someone that was being overtly racist or you know yeah or um homophobic or whatever because that's it's so against why i even have now you know some friends who are who are you know have challenging views to mine and they might make an off-the-cuff comment about something um a male friend of mine did it the other day and it oh it really jarred me and i was like god that's that's really horrible i can have a bit of a joke sometimes about a lesbian or about you know i can be a bit like or and even at my expense as well about like being a bit neurodivergent or a bit autistic and stuff but i think this definitely like crosses that line between like okay you can have a little bit of a piss take but yeah and we all have those private like in even we do it with you sometimes and poke fun a bit of the lesbian thing but it's it comes from a place of acceptance and banter between friends well because also because also because you don't actually believe in that you're like you're you're very much in it well you know i've fucking experimented with women so you know but i think when it comes from a place of this hate which is like it is hate yeah that would be like a yeah that would be a sticking point for me to be honest with you and sometimes I think you know and I don't want to throw away marriage and stuff but sometimes things aren't always forever and you grow and develop as people and you do grow and develop apart sometimes and it does really feel like maybe you are at that seven year itch stage of your relationship potentially I mean I think it's obviously worth a conversation if he's willing to become more open-minded and learn and educate himself then great but if he's absolutely like no this is not something i will budge on it's not something i'll ever budge on then you have to kind of make a decision you have a choice in life and really think about that hard good luck darling thank you for bringing it to us.

44:45We've got another message now from Anon. So Eunice says, please keep me Anon. I have a responsible job. So a granny name would be appreciated. I want to know what her job is now. I've just been listening to your segment about Feld. Field. What's Field? You know, the dating app. Oh, yes. I wanted to give you a few of my experiences from 2018. Go on, girl. After coming through a particularly grisly divorce and feeling quite sorry for myself, somebody mentioned about the Field app. Previously, I'd been quite prim and proper and decided to throw caution to the wind and say yes to pretty much everything, to be honest.

45:22Apparently, I'm a bit of a saucepot and had the most fantastic time meeting a variety of weird, wild and wonderful people. I would have been about 42 at the time. I'd absolutely no idea that so many young men would be interested in me. I had a bit of post-divorce glow up, although not feeling like a supermodel. I absolutely got treated like one. I had men coming out of my ears and coming into... I had men coming out of my ears and coming into literally every other orifice. At one point, I could barely keep up with the demand. Come on, girl. Doing it for the 40s. When on the app, general convos went something along the lines of what do you want sexually, what do you do and not do, and when do you want to fuck?

46:07I started off with a gentle introduction with a very pleasant 30-year-old Frenchman. he travelled to meet me in a hotel in my home city centre we met in the bar where he had booked a hotel room we had incredibly raunchy sex which left me with the taste for more all of this was done on my lunch hour from my office so it definitely filled my world with excitement going to meet a stranger at a nice hotel knowing I had stockings and suspenders on and crotchless knickers under my wardrobe I got a little tinge a little tinge minge did you get there guys? I did too yeah a little tinge minge Taking an extra long lunch break and being made to come, then heading back to the office.

46:47That's quite sexy. We've all got a little bit of a little tinge over here, gang. I then met my own Peggy. So much pegging on this podcast. Who knew? Who knew? I have to admit, I'm not really into the pegging thing. I don't find it. Have you tried it? Yeah. I haven't actually. Years ago. Have you, yeah. I mean, in my slutty, very slutty college years. I'm not into that. I was probably about 19 or 20. I'm not into that. I'd give it a go. Would you? Yeah. Well, yeah, I think you've got to try everything once. But I don't want to, yeah. I'm not very dominating, surprisingly, in bed. No. I think I'm like a sub.

47:30What's it called? Yeah, sub. Are you a sub? I'm more subby. I don't know what I am. Subby. I just want to be like, you know, I want to be the one. You're quite subby, actually. Yeah, I think I'm... Are you? How's it work? Yeah, probably more. I'd rather be, like, strangled than do the strangling. Oh, hello. Do you know what I mean? This reminds me... Who likes to be treated like a little slap? A little slap. A little slap. When I was in Denmark the other week, we went to this art exhibition, what do you call it, gallery? Yeah. Yeah, and one of the art exhibitions was this woman who'd made, like, this giant double-ended dildo, like, statue.

48:07and it was just like on the floor a giant pink thing and like if you didn't know what it was you wouldn't know what it was but like you know what it was

48:21and it's funny because it's like it's set out and it's meant like people are meant to sit on it like a bench and stuff and there's like kids walking around and not knowing what it is that's a bit balenciaga it was quite funny though I was like oh I've just got a question about pegging Tim, we'll finish the story I think I had the wrong type of dildo We're doing a pegging breakout for a second Were you using like a strap on? Yeah, you like wear it Like with the harness type thing I don't know about that I thought I'd really like it But maybe if you had the double-ended I've had that and done that too You would feel something too That's what I was asking Yeah, but not with a guy I didn't do a double-ended Can we just take a moment?

49:07Maybe we can even mock this up for socials on ChatGPT. No, I don't know. A loo with a pegging strap-on harness on, and I'm just now visualising you, like, the face. It was too hard. Yeah. What was too hard? The dick. Oh. I was like, I think it was quite cheap. Kind of flipping bolt buy again. Tee-boo bolt buy. That'll do,$5.99. Tee-boo strap on. Only Lucy can be fucking loaded and get a T-Moo strap on. Look, I wasn't rich back then, okay? I've gone up in the world. It's true. You still get a T-Moo. This is why we love you. I still get a T-Moo. She hasn't changed. I'm going to fucking take that cheap shit, motherfucker.

49:51I'm so sorry. Sorry, we digressed. Peggy. Yes. He was very interested in my eight-inch peg that I'd bought from a well-known sex toy website. I had absolutely no idea what I was doing. He was a big strapping 32-year-old Welsh rugby player. It's always those ones. Always the very, very mask ones. To look at him, you would never have thought he would be so into me dominating him, but he was so keen. He only made me more interested in giving it a try. It's such a thing. He and I then teamed up and started to plan group meetups with both men and women who were also single on the field app. Why not?

50:35I've now tried every combination. Come on. Threesomes, foursomes with men and women. And honestly, I can say I've had the absolute time of my life. I met one 28-year-old who was so sexually pleasing. I actually moved him into my house for a whole year during COVID to keep me company. He was the first guy who ever got me to squirt. He was a dom, which I found so sexy, and also joined in my variety of sexual encounters with groups. She's just living her best life, this 40-year-old post-divorce woman. For a year as well, guys. I love this for you. I also had a chap that lived in the Netherlands in his early 30s.

51:14He used to like me dominating him over the phone. I mean, you should have been charging for all this shit, by the way. Have we not taught you anything in this podcast? Yeah, come on. He used to like me dominating him over the phone and by video call, which was particularly good fun. I would verbally abuse him while he was being pegged by a failed hook-up in real life. You could do that. I could do that. Yeah, we could verbally abuse. Go on. I could tell you about so many more, but I don't think there's time. There's time! There's always time. Consensual, obviously. I mean, look at us. I'm sorry, can we just consider our leg position?

51:48Anna's got her hand in her legs. I'm like crossing my legs. We're all... The denim seam. Team Luanna are a little turned on right now. Finally, I met my partner, who I've been with for a number of years, not through the site, and I knocked it all on the head. Oh, Emma's got the fan out. Oh, the fan's out. Emma is that hot now. Although I have to say, I do have a variety of previous suitors contact me on a semi-regular basis to see how I am and just want to have a chat and a catch-up. So all I can only say of my experiences were particularly positive from the site. I look back on my memories in a very fond way.

52:24That's great. Good luck to anybody who wants to give it a go. Love that. I love the pod and all that jazz. Keep doing what you're doing. It's fantastic. I love that. Good for you. Lots of fun, consensual sex. Here's for the sexual liberation. Bloody good. I'm here for the pet. Well, I'm not actually here for the pet. We can't be arsed, but I love it that everybody else does. Have you got a strap on M's? Not one with a harness, no. Just a double. Yeah. One that you whack inside you. And then you're like... Maybe when I get in the new gaff in the next couple of weeks, Because I might give a housewarming gift for Big Al.

52:55We're back, baby. Let's christen the new rooms. Peg in. Woof. Andrew and I thought we'd do that when we bought this house. It's not happening. We have successfully managed to shag in one room. Out of the 87.

53:11You see, you see. I'll actually do. You see, when you can have steak, you may as well just stick with burgers. That's what I say. Remember, if you want to get in touch, you can email us, It's Luanna at everythingluanna.com. You can also drop us a WhatsApp on 07521564640.

53:34Right. Newsy shenanigans. World Cup news roundup. Now, this bloody World Cup, it's the bane of my life. Do you know what? I have successfully missed. Dodged it. I didn't even know the World Cup was on until Tuesday. I am living with two children who, through their father, are obsessed with the football and the World Cup, beg to stay up late to watch these sodding games. I know it's not going to happen. We then let them stay up. I had no idea. Then they get to 10 to 9. They're foul. They're ratty. They can't stay up because they go to bed at 7 o 'clock every night. And I'm sick and tired of it.

54:09And it's in America, I heard. It is. That's why they're all so bloody late. But it is good. Imo, you are our football fan. I do like the football, but just not when my kids need to be in bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, whilst we're on the World Cup, just before we dive into little news bits from the World Cup. Yeah. It's very hot in here, isn't it? It is. It's quite warm, yeah. I've brought Anna's FIFA World Cup Bangers and Mash crisps. Do you like them? Haven't tried them. Brought them here. Live try? Live try then. And for you also, Lulu? Do they have meat in them? No. Not sure I want to taste sausage, please.

54:43I think you should. Please, will you? These are my FIFA World Cup crisps. These are the World Cup crisps. Walkers. Walkers, bangers and mash. They don't smell much like anything. They are like the official FIFA World Cup crisp. My rec-o-secco from two weeks ago. Oh, they don't smell good. Imo, eat those. I'll try them. You like meat like I do. I'm going to try them. Sorry for all the ASMR. No, no, no. It's ASMR, yeah. Is it ASMR? Are you sure it's ASMR? Tappy, tappy. Oh, God, that noise. I'm really sorry to have you on this thing that has... Wait, wait. Take a moment. Take a moment. Misophabia like me.

55:13Take a moment for the face. The face is saying it all. She's not that into that. No. You know what? It does taste like a sausage. Doesn't it? I'm not eating it then. And how good is that? No, I like that. There she is. Do you want one? Yes, I bloody do. Thanks, Imo. These are delicious. That's quite good. Go on, lick a crisp. Lick it. Go on, lick it. It tastes like a sausage. I'm not sure I'm getting mash flavour, or is that maybe just a potato? Go on. See, Lou, the vegan, temporary vegan, is trying a sausage crisp. It's actually not bad. Yeah. Thank you. Tastes like gravy and sausages. Good, isn't it?

55:49I like that. Bravo. I probably wouldn't eat a whole packet. Can I just say, though, the previous revulsion on Cisball's face has now turned to a mild acceptance. We'll take that as a win. Which works. Anyway, you may now move on to news. Save those for later. Oh, yes, this news story. So, if the Brooklyn Beckham... Oh, there's a few of them here. So, Brooklyn Beckham, I don't know if you saw this, Lou. I did. He has made an eye-watering amount of money. I believe it was over a million pounds. Good for him. Well, a scathing advert that apparently has left his family heartbroken. So there was an advert that was going around.

56:23It was for the food delivery service DoorDash. And he basically poked fun at his ongoing estrangement from his parents and his siblings. And I saw it. It's very quick and very short. I mean, he just says, you're probably wondering why I'm watching the FIFA World Cup 2026 from home. It's a long story. And then he smirks. Yeah. And then he walks off. and it shows him slapping down his football tickets on a table with a pile of unopened letters, a camera, a luxury watch, all implied to be from his parents. And then the caption reads, It's complicated, more soon. It's apparently left David and Victoria stunned and heartbroken.

56:58Yeah, as I say, a million dollars apparently he was paid for this. Well, he's got to earn his keep somehow now that he's been cut off. I mean, it's an interesting one. I mean, I have to be honest. I mean what do we think of this because Brooklyn has previously banged on about wanting peace and privacy citing his parents for exploiting him, that's my words not his, but that's the vibe we get, that his parents pushed him into the world of fame which he didn't want, he doesn't like it, wants peace and privacy, but then he goes and does an advert like that. Well he wouldn't have met that rich wife of his if it wasn't for his mummy and daddy would he?

57:33Do we think it's a sellout? I do kind of think it's a bit rich being like don't mention me don't talk about me don't post me don't mention my name on your socials but then using the situation for yourself yeah that's where I think quite honestly this is the absolute epitome of hypocrisy yeah so I just think I've always been a bit this is just my opinion I don't know what's gone on behind closed doors but I do think the whole situation was incredibly poor taste for him to be outing his parents like he did I think all that shit needs to be dealt with behind closed doors I think but yeah I think earn the money while you can, kid.

58:09Interesting. There you go. Well, he is. It's not going to last forever. Yeah, true. Right. And then also a Belgian player has left the camp to welcome his first child. This has caused some controversy. Jeremy Dukou. He's made it clear that family comes first. He plays in Man City. He's become a father. He left the camp to be at the birth in England. It was sanctioned by his national team, but it did lead to criticism. basically Who criticised him then? The Le Quipe Channel presenter France Piran criticised him saying a father is completely useless at the time of their child's birth which she said was a disgusting moment then apologised and said that these comments were very far removed from its values That was the network It was a woman that said that interesting but Le Quipe said that they're going to keep that presenter off air until the end of the current season of her show on the 3rd of July.

59:12Anyway, he really wanted to be at the birth and he didn't. It was the birth of his first child. He's only 24. He said he basically wanted to be there and that is that. Love that for him. I think that's right. Absolutely. And, you know, just as important. And we're trying to campaign for, you know, father's birth partners to be, you know, as prevalent in birth. And bloody well, this is a good thing. This is really weird. And then this next story, Argentina is trying to block 13 ,000 parents from the World Cup. So FIFA is underway, as we know, the World Cup. Argentina has made an unusual request of the United States.

59:52The government of Argentina has supplied the US authorities with a list of 13 ,000 parents saying that they should be prevented from entering World Cup matches. Why? Why do they want them banned? Because they have not paid child support. Well, this is quite a punchy government. Isn't it? If you can't pay child support, you can't afford to go to the World Cup. I bloody like this. Those who are failing to meet a responsibility as fundamental as feeding their children must face the consequences, said the Buenos Aires Mayor, Jorge Macri, in a post on Instagram. If they do not provide for their children, they will not be allowed in the stadium.

1:00:27Stand up that man. We haven't got a Prime Minister at the moment, so we'd quite like you, actually. That would be rather lovely. Wow. Has that been implemented, I wonder? I don't know. New York Times said travelling to World Cup final from outside North America could cost well over 10 grand. Oh, my gosh. And FIFA, sorry, we've got the door open here, guys. If you can hear the lawnmower, it's, yeah, that's why. FIFA even sold a front row seat for$32 ,970. Can I just say, I love that. It's accountability, taking responsibility, and I am so for that. I thought our government would never do that. But imagine if they did.

1:01:06I mean, they'd be writing. Well, they should start doing that. We haven't even talked about having a Prime Minister. I mean, it's not really a story, is it? I think we all knew that was going to happen. I didn't even know he resigned. I feel like it was quite under the radar. So under the radar. Well, I mean, I don't mean to be rude, but it just goes to show what impact he did have in the UK that he bloody resigns and no one actually really cares and talks about it. Yeah. I didn't know. I didn't know until two days after. He was quite tearful. Did he make a speech? Yeah, he made a speech. He was quite tearful about it.

1:01:37But apparently, how long has he been in power? Two years? Three? Two? I can't remember. A couple of years. Listen, it's been... I just thought that was really punchy from Argentina. Yeah, I like that. I like that. Go on, I love that. We should have a bit more of that here. I think we should. Imagine if we did that in this country. Actually, all you football fans that haven't paid your child support... Yeah, no season tickets, no tickets. No season tickets for you, no football for you. I think it's bloody genius. If you can afford a season ticket, you can afford it. Absolutely. I think that's brilliant legislation.

1:02:05What do you think, Lufanians? Do you think we've been too harsh or do you agree? They agree, for sure. Of course. All right, it's time for... It's the winter of the week! Right, Hannah, what are you saying, girl? She says, hi, ladies. I'm a relatively new listener. Welcome, lots of newbies. Welcome. And God, I wish I had you girls in Matlee even through the hard times. But hey, I found you now and I'm so happy about it. You can go and listen to the back catalogue, babes. It's eight years worth. Now, she said, I feel like you girls are friends. We are. And having recently moved to a new city with a very limited friendship circle, I feel in a way I still get my girl chat fix.

1:02:38So thanks. Oh, Anna. Oh, you're my fucking girl. Anna, I am trying to get through the back catalogue, but I'm still staying updated and I have just listened to the free birth chat and it makes my blood boil. And I've not even listened to the actual pod yet, just what you've shared. Anyway, I've got a weird of the week for you and I'm pretty sure this will take the win. Strong words, girl. I moved to Sydney and Australia from Essex about 10 years ago and having been introduced to another girl from back home in a similar situation, we became fast friends. We ended up moving in together and had the time of our lives.

1:03:11We were young, single and had very little responsibilities and we really did have so much fun. On the nights we weren't out painting the town, as they say, we'd often get home from work and have dinner together, girl chats and a glass of vino. Sorry, Louisa, screw tops for the win. We were poor. I've been there too. Lambrini on tap, babe. We've all been there. We still do at times. One night, I was prepping the dinner and cutting up raw chicken when my friend reached around me. Oh. What? Oh, you win. When my friend reached around me, picked up a piece of raw chicken and put it in her mouth. What?

1:03:42Doing a double take to check she'd just done what I thought. No, that is dangerous. It is. I gave a nervous giggle like, that's a funny joke. When I realised she was being serious and she had, in fact, eaten it. Oh. I lost my mind. Oh, no. She confessed. she does it all the time and she likes the taste that's raw she's 100 % got worms she's 100 % she's a cannibal guys all I'd be thinking is I can't show a toilet with you never ever I would never kiss her or imagine like the chicken breath raw chicken she confessed she does it all the time and likes the taste I was heaving and I told her how bad and dangerous it was and she disagreed so she's done it since she was a little girl she didn't think anything of it anyway whenever we'd make dinner and chicken was involved I'd have to look away when she had a little snack on the cuttings.

1:04:29Oh, this is so rank. She knows people think it's weird, but she still doesn't care. I mean, I love the brass balls with it, quite honestly. It still makes me wince today thinking about it, but it can't have bothered me that much. As fast forward to today, two husbands, two kids, and one on the way, and many, many memories later, with still besties often chuckle about her weird raw chicken obsession. She still doesn't. I've also just got her onto the pod for her upcoming mat leave, so if you do choose this story, it'll be a nice surprise while she's knee-deep in the thick of it. Oh, you dirty bastard.

1:04:56Oh, I bet she eats her own placenta. Love the pod and all that jazz. Don't keep me a non. I'm Hannah from Perth. Love, love, love. Well, that is a rape weirdo. Yeah, that's proper rape. Gross. That's giving me the egg. Gross. We've got another one from a non. So Emma Hall. She did that, but that's so good. Emma Hall. Emma Hall. Emma Hall. Emma Hall. Please keep me a non. You can call me Emma Hall. Nominated myself for its Weirdo of the Week. Wee. G'day, girls. Again, all the way from Australia. Hi, Aussies. Still listening to your episode, Fergie is Diddy's side piece. And I think I can top the toenails.

1:05:32Go on. I actually don't have any nails on my big toes. Shonky repairs on ingrown toenails when I was younger. Damaged the nail bed. And they just stopped growing. That could have been you. It could be me. You would have had to have. I sent Anna a little Instagram where people who have got a dodgy toenail, there's like this little toenail hat you can put on. Toe sock. A little toe sock. A little silicone toe sock. I wish I'd had that. I should have bought it for you at the time. I had a deformed toe for 18 months. Well, my toenails are rich, coming from me at the minute. Mine is skank. What I do have is patch...

1:06:06Sorry, it's not going to fuck that you've got this, but this is disgusting. What I do have is patches of very calloused skin. Oh, it's really making her go funny, guys. These can get very tough after a week or so. If I don't... Oh, I'm getting hot and dizzy. If I don't file them down... It's quite more-ish. And often I don't because there's nothing I love more. Oh. Oh. Yummy. Than peeling. Oh! I just read her head. Than peeling off the chunks of Carla's skin and eating them. Oh. This is so... I love the texture of it. And feeling it peel off is phenomenal. Anyway, that's my nom. Here's a pic of my stuff.

1:06:50No. Here's a pic. Go on. No. Scroll up. Scroll up. Scroll up. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Oh. Oh, my. Oh, my gosh. Who knew? Who knew this was her ick? Toes. What? Did you guys do? Don't. Scroll down. Poor stubby toes. No. Come on. No. I. Go on. Oh, she's got hairy toes. She's got hairy toes. I mean, we've all got our little hairy toes. Oh. She can't. She can't do it. She can't do it. That is disgusting. I'm really sorry, Emma Whore. if you are successfully a whore with those feet I applaud you because I would not be able to go near you do you know what we need to do if those feet were in flip flops near me I couldn't I mean you should never wear open toe shoes you just shouldn't I'm sorry and I feel bad you live in Australia you need a toe sock get the toe socks I will buy them for you and send them take her up on that Emma I didn't find that as revolting as you You did, Lou.

1:07:54But for me, guys, the weirder... That's because you've had that toe. Yeah, probably. I can relate. That toe made me feel sick for a long time. It did. I know. Yeah, you've got a thing about dodgy toes. I didn't eat my skin, though. That is actually really disgusting. But is it worse and weirder? Remember, weirder. It's going to be weirder of the week than eating more chicken. It's not your fault your toes are like that, either. I'm really sorry, but I really don't like it. But I suppose the chicken eating is weirder. Weirder of the absolute week. You can't help your ugly toes. Yeah. I mean, she can help picking and eating it.

1:08:23Yeah. that is weird I'm sorry but eating raw chicken when you know you could die and look let's be honest look we all have a cheeky pick of skin every time she eats a raw piece of chicken I'm just like playing roulette with my life yeah no that's absolutely the weirdo of the week and of course we are now at the end of the month so it's time for Widow of the month who have we got in? right here we go we have four candidates this month great we have Cass Roll's husband who liked to swap his bedside. Oh, yeah. What a weirdo. Weird. That's weird. What a weirdo. We had Rita Rimseat's husband again.

1:09:02He liked to sit on the cold rim instead of the toilet seat. Oh, disgustingly weird. Yeah. That was weird also. Then last week we had, I can't remember the name, but she used to do the fly buffet in the bin. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was really funny. The fly buffet. The fly buffet. Weird and cute. I mean, that was the fly buffet. That was Peggy. Funny. Ha, Peggy. Lots of pegging today. And then we just had Hannah's mate with the raw chicken. That's quite a good one. I would say I do think the raw chicken is probably the weirdest out of all of those because everybody knows you should not eat raw chicken.

1:09:44She's just like been snacking on it her whole life. Like some kind of weird cannibal with an iron stomach. so I mean I was if this hadn't come in today girls I was going to go for the fly buffet because that's that's weird creating a fly buffet but it takes the biscuit you cannot you cannot you cannot reach around and be eating all that those horrible little chickeny bits the little off cuts as well she's eating the discard it's like you know when you cut chicken it's like the veiny bit with the white cartilage in it that's the raw shit she's eating stop just even all of it Emma would you agree with this or do you have another?

1:10:20Yeah, no, no, that is really, really odd. Emma Hoare, congratulations. It's not Emma Hoare, she had the toes. It's Hannah's mate. Not Emma Hoare, the other one. You are the weirdo of the month. Congratulations. Right, well, I don't know how we can even top that, Lou, but you might be able to with a rant. Oh, well, I was on the train recently and I just want to say that the population of peasants, fucking disgusting. Go on. Fucking... Everyone? Everyone. Right, everyone. Everyone just get away from me. That's how I felt. A woman, again, it's the feet for me. She took her feet off, shoes off. Was this on a train?

1:10:59Yeah, feet on the seat. Oh, no. With her ugly toes. No. And her swollen feet, sweaty, disgusting, vileness, skanky, flaking skin being contaminated. Just on the chair in front of you. It's disgusting. There's no need for shoes off in public. I had to move. And then a guy decided to very noisily eat his crisps and then not being satisfied with just the final crisp in the packet. Don't tell me he left a packet. He just tips it up down his throat like he's then drinking the remains of the crisps. It made me feel so ill. I cannot tell you. It was disgusting. The whole train journey disgusted me. Awful.

1:11:44It was vile. Awful. The whole thing was vile. it left a very lasting traumatised mark on me and therefore on the way back home from London on the train I sat myself in first class. I did not pay for it and I was happy about that. And I didn't get busted either. I love that. I love that rant. I've actually in the past welcomed the ticket instructor man person. When I have done the similar thing, gone in first class because it was either too crowded, couldn't get a seat or just like anti-social people and I've got it first class and I'm always ready with my... Antisocial people. Antisocial people and I'm always ready with my response and they say you haven't got a first class ticket.

1:12:26I say no, but I've got a standard class ticket and the level of service I'm getting is not standard class. Below standard. Exactly. So if you provide a standard class, I will get back in there. It's below my standards. So until that is, I'm going to sit in here. and I've got away with it before doing that yeah I think it was once someone changed a baby's nappy and it was like our standards are very different yeah and I just said this is not standard class below par I said I'm going to sit in here like the fucking year that was years ago to be fair and what did you say we could argue with it okay ma 'am yeah I said I'll argue that so I've paid for standard class seat I said you're not offering a standard class service it's ridiculous well I'm looking at feet and crisps smells overcrowding do you know what else why can't people get proper fucking earplug things like if I can hear it through your they're not working invest in some proper ones that fucks me off I don't really listen to your shitty music I think this really gets bagged up as train etiquette so annoying yeah good rant anyway that's it good rant that is it guys hope you enjoyed today's episode we've got another one for you on Thursday that is Luanna totally extra we need you guys though that is your one send in your emails and all your guff, all your anecdotes, all of your stories, all of your petty pollies, just anything you want to share with us for the lols.

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