TOTALLY EXTRA: Baguette vs Naan, A Sugar Daddy Dilemma & Lee Andrews' Cameo

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0:04Anna Williamson:Be warned, it's Luana and this podcast contains honest upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content, but you know you love it. Well, listen, Lee Andrews, when you get a minute, can you please accept my request? Might want a little flannel. Yeah, I'm going to go welly wanging a baguette. I'm going to go for the naan. And what is the rule? You never tell our husbands anything. That killed the strip cheese, didn't it?

0:34Anna Williamson:Hola. Good morning. Welcome to Thursday. Luanna, totally extra. I'm Lu. I'm Anna. And every Thursday, we are bringing you extra runs, extra chats, extra confessions, extra stories, extra you. We also have our beautiful producer, Emma, here. Hi, everyone. We're very hot in this studio. We're hot. We're sweaty. We are not complaining because we are not going to be British. The lights feel really bright in here today. like my eyes are hurting. Lights bright. Lights. But listen, this is your episode. Before we muff hunt in, gang, please make sure you're following on your favourite podcast platform.

1:08Anna Williamson:If you're not, you get a smacked little body and subscribe on YouTube as well because that would be just lovely. Diddly done. Hurrah. Up your bum. In we go. Woof. Message from Jade. Girls, I've seen it all over the internet recently and I just wanted to hear your take on it. You know those huge internet arguments like are there more wheels? What are we used to do this are there more wheels or doors in the world uh i would like to hear your answer on that too actually uh but this is the one that's been going around which would you throw further which could you throw a baguette or a naan bread i've seen this going let me know your thoughts and arguments right let's take it back wheels or doors i think there are more i'm gonna go wheels because of like clocks bikes like clocks have wheels in them factories like machinery you I think like cupboard doors.

1:58Anna Williamson:Stop it, Imogen. You're going doors. No, I am going wheels. Are you? I'm team wheels, yeah. Team? Well, I think it's wheels. Team wheel. Okay, now more important. We'll move on to baguettes or naan. Which could you lob further? Well, the baguette is like javelin. And the naan is like frisbee. I'm team naan. We should have done this in real life. We should. Are people actually doing this? Yeah. They're actually flinging. can we get someone to go and get some naan and a baguette we should do this text back make your predictions now I'm going to say I would welly wang a baguette more than I would frisbee a naan I'm going to go welly wanging a baguette I'm going to go for the naan I'm team naan wait for Imo's inbox to be full of a million answers to baguette naan we'll do a poll on the everything Luanna Instagram account baguette or naan I'm team bigot the girls are team non there we go right voice note rant slash gross people from Lauren hang on Emma's doing our admin as we speak hello Luamo quick voice note here I have loads of stories but this one just takes absolute biscuit mainly they're jib rants about how disgusting people are but this one I can't believe happened neither will you I walked into the changing room quite quiet in the afternoon and there was a lady stood just opposite me don't think she saw me walked in uh she'd obviously taken her kids swimming and she had those like blue covers on her shoes oh yes um and her kids getting changed all of a sudden she took the blue cover off of her shoes pulled it apart and used the elastic stringy bit to floss her teeth and you can't get over it she flossed what is the matter with people anyway hope this makes pod I've been listening for ages sent in a few stories and haven't made it so maybe this one will and I can always add more stories about disgusting people at the gym no need to keep me anonymous I'm Lauren from Peterborough love you girls I mean all I can think is how big are the gaps in her teeth to be able to floss with the blue plastic big bit of plastic it's a big bit of a lackey isn't it yeah I mean on one hand And I'm quite here for the resourcefulness, but...

4:18Anna Williamson:Recycling? Yeah. Right. I thought she was going to say, sorry. Her hair tie. Yeah. And I was cool with that. I was semi-okay with the hair tie in the back. But with the teeth? Nah. Needs must. Right. We are gagging for it. Okay. Here we go. I love this feature. This is where we throw it open to you guys. So we have said the most chaotic thing you've done trying to be mysterious. This is from last week. Do you remember? Yes. So the most chaotic thing you've done, trying to be mysterious. Okay, so what have we got, Lou? Someone's put, I tried to sexy dance from standing on a chair, then jump into sitting, facing backwards on the chair.

5:00Oh, the bruises. That would have hurt the old nun.

5:03Anna Williamson:It's like you. When did you hurt your nun when you jumped on a... Oh, that was a fireman's pole. I read the next one. Okay, next one in. I did a strip tease for my husband. We didn't have... We didn't have any music. So I started humming a tune after. My husband said, I didn't want to stop you, but you were humming the wheels on the bus as you were stripping me. Can we just... Rian, I'm going to do this for you right now. Are you getting on me? Okay. I'll hum it. You can hum it. Okay. Ready? Yeah.

5:43She's got the label in her trousers. Sending them back. Sending them back, babe. That killed the strip cheese, didn't it? Can I just say, Immo actually did hum that quite sexually, though. I know. Tried to slow it down a bit. Someone says, I was giving a blowjob and I gagged and spewed green seaweed from sushi on his cock. Yuck.

6:10Anna Williamson:Next one. so the sexy things whilst being trying to be mysterious gone wrong thigh high boots on the wrong feet and I fell over

6:22being told can you be more graceful please right in the middle of the

6:28Anna Williamson:graceful graceful interesting word yeah I once did a naked headstand against the wall it wasn't sexy I got stuck upside down gash out I tried to do a sexy dance and get my leg up on the banister. I couldn't after trying five times. Reminds me of your brother-in-law trying to get on that fucking bronco. I was listening to a bachelor the other day. It just reminded me of what you said when your brother-in-law got off that fucking bronco at Dixie's Barney. And you were like, I think I picked the right brother. It's like, I think you're dead, yes. Anyway, next one. Mysterious things that went wrong, trying to be sexy.

7:10Anna Williamson:During Dirty Talk, he asked me, whose tits are these? And I replied, mine. I went home with a crush I'd fancied for months. Forgot I had industrial grade Spanx on. Oh, gutted mate, we've all been there. Looking sexy at the beach in a new bikini. Outy labia poking out the side. This is so happened to me. Tuck that star, tuck it back in. This is the worst. laid there naked and spread-eagled for my new man. He said, you have tissue on your faff. Wish you'd been wiping. You know, you get the little tissue work. Can you imagine? Literally, wanton. You've got tissue on your faff. Oh, hun. Yeah, oh, hun.

7:58Anna Williamson:Might want a little flannel. Oh, that's so fun. These are brilliant, guys. Thank you for engaging with that. Social media manager Bex will pop another one out of We're Gagging For It on our socials. Look out for that once Imogen has made it up. Oh, dear. Right, next up, husband wind up from Anonymous. So, K-Mon-Me. K-Mon-Me. Is that you? Yeah. That's a good one. Emma, you are wasted in this job, I'm telling you. Hi, Luanimo. Just listened to Thursday's pod and was cracking up at loose, stinking androir. Oh, yeah. I was actually I was like I said that to Alex I never listened to that he went does Andrew know about this and I was like no he fucking doesn't and don't you dare tell him that's how we keep it yeah exactly and he's like do you talk about me I was like no yeah we do yeah but do you know what annoys me I'm going to call you out now John and Jono they always fucking snitch stop it they're snitches if anyone snitches on our husbands on us you are in the bin and then they go back and they tell Andrew and I feel like no you're a snitch I actually had to block Jono from Facebook.

9:05For years, he was blocked. Andrew's best mate. And it really pissed him off. And he kept asking me to unblock him and I didn't. Are you going to snitch? Because you toodle on back and you tell him. No. This is like a... This is the rules of the pod. This is like a pod safe zone. stays on Luanna.

9:22Anna Williamson:And you, Lufanians, you're all in his zone. And what is the rule? You never tell our husbands anything. Yes. Okay. We like to leave them out of this and they are happily out of this. Anyway, so I was cracking up at Lou stinking Andrew out this is something I also take great pleasure in doing to my husband I do I do take great pleasure it's just his reactions though my god do you need to tie a little the best reaction is my friend Laura who I was just in Morocco with literally as soon as it leaves my bum it hits her nose as well she's like Andrew but she reacts like she's just been punched so she'll be sitting there normally and then she goes oh like that and it's like someone's punched her in the face it's absolutely brilliant her reaction We can although testify that they are that walloping.

10:07Anna Williamson:Like I say, it's like a patio door in the face when you fart. She says, we live a life of banter and winding each other up. And one of my favourite things to do to him involves his boxers. Whenever he goes to have a shower, he always takes his clean clothes into the bathroom to put on afterwards. One day he had taken his stuff in ready and I needed the loo. So before he got in the shower, I used the loo and saw his boxers sat there. So I took them and I put them back in his drawer. He was very confused when he got out and I essentially gaslit him into thinking that he can't have taken them in the first place.

10:37Anna Williamson:Since then, I have done this every now and again just to keep him on his toes, using various methods to get to the goods. He obviously knows it's me doing it now and I really struggle to keep a straight face when he comes out the bathroom without his cackers and just stands there glaring at me, waiting for me to crack. I have even got my daughters involved with it now. It's such a minor inconvenience to him, but it brings me so much joy. He promises he will get me back sooner or later, but I am still waiting. If this makes the pod, please give me a porn star name. But my friend Lindsay will definitely know it's me.

11:08Anna Williamson:We're coming to see you in October. Can't bloody wait. Woo! Love it.

11:16We've got a voice note. I assume that means rant. No, it's a rate. Oh, voice note rate from Emma. Here we go. What's this? Hi, ladies. I'm bringing you an incoming rate. I'm going to rate something. to balance out the rants. I've just been to Tesco's and they have placed on the parking poles a big red sign on all of them. It's so obvious. These are for parent and baby only. If you park here, you will get a fine. How good is that? Finally! Finally! We've got spaces that are protected for us parents who need to open their doors nice and wide to get their kids in and out those massive car seats um yeah and guess what all the spaces were empty because there's no lazy fuckers parking in them anymore they've actually got to go and park somewhere properly so yeah that is my weekly rate uh no need to keep me anonymous i'm emma and i'm gonna be living in dubai welcome to the sandpit

12:25Anna Williamson:Welcome to Dubes. Love that. Do they have parent-child bays in Dubes? Yeah. Yeah, and do they abide by the rules? Yeah, everybody abides by the rules in Dubes. There you go, you see. There you go, it's a win. Sorry, can we just talk quickly about, did anyone see, so basically, we're just going to really two-minute talk about Leandro's. Go on, because I've got something to share with you. Okay, so they've obviously got back together. Oh, right, go on. Do we think it was a whole PR stunt? Yes, I think it might have been. I think the whole thing is the whole thing. I think the whole thing was a pass.

12:56He's had new hair. He's had new hair. But basically, he was riding a horse with her in Dubai, in the desert. The amount of people that sent me the video of him on horse. So I was in Morocco with the girls and we saw this video. So I just played it and I was like, look at this. And we all just burst out laughing. It is the biggest ick, the unsexiest thing. If you can't horse ride, do not horse ride. And he's trying to ride this parking horse. and then this, I think it's called Council Estate Mum or something on Instagram it's fucking hilarious he's basically, she then sings this song, Head Shoulders Knees on Toes but he's got on like a baseball hat and then a riding hat but it's just like a so when you ride, if you know you ride you'll get what I'm saying but when you horse ride you get what is called skull caps which is just the skull and they normally put what's called a hat silk on it.

13:52And the hat silk is a bit colourful and has a peat on it. Like a jockey hat, a jockey hat silk. But the main hat is just like a crash helmet. The main hat is just like a crash helmet. It's like a bike crash helmet. When you ride a horse if you're riding with just a skull cat, you're a loser. Yeah, you are. It's like what they have at riding schools and they can't afford all the hat sales. So if you're riding with just a skull cat, it's just not a good look. You just don't do it. It's like you're a loser rider. You don't know what you're doing. It's like doesn't conform with the riding vibe. And anyway, so he's got on his baseball hat and then the skull cut on her.

14:29So this woman, she starts singing and she goes, look at Leandro's head, shoulders, wig, wig, baseball bat riding hat, knees and toes. Head, shoulders, wig, baseball bat riding hat, knees and toes. It is so simple.

14:48Anna Williamson:Yeah, so funny. So joyous. I will look well actually do you know what this reminds me sorry guys this is your episode but I know you're here for the I've got something that I want to share with you and confess you know what I'm going to say don't you because I have been trying your best mate over here you've been trying to get me a cameo yeah did you refuse for a long time so I'm going to mess up to you that so Leandris is on cameo so how this started this started two weeks ago more maybe a couple of weeks why have you not done it because I'll tell you why when I say I have been refreshing this fucking page every day.

15:20Anna Williamson:He's making a fortune. Wait, wait for this. So it started with your mate, well, mine by proxy, I guess, Sam Fez, right, sends me this message going, and it's obviously in her school mum chat, her Surrey school mum chat, right? She was like, oh my God. Sam listens to this. Hi, Sam. She was like, oh my God, you need to get one of these for Lou. I saw he was doing cameo. Right, right. Do you know what? We should test out cameo. Yeah, we bloody well should. So I'm going to tell you the story because I've been sitting on this because I've had to admit defeat now, haven't I? Why? Well, now I feel like that horse's sails gives a bum with your baseball cap and your wig.

15:56Anna Williamson:But basically, so Sam's messaging... Wait, wait for that crash helmet. So Sam's messaging, I was like, this is a brilliant idea, Sam. I was like, I am going to nick it, but I will credit you. Like, I'm going to do it for Lou. I'll do it on the pod, but I will credit you for bringing this to me. She was like, some of my surrey mums have done it. It's really hilarious, right? So I went on a cameo. See how old Lee Andrew's there. And on the day, this was like, just as it was all like he'd just come out of prison, he was the hot rated one on cameo of the day. How much is it for him? Well, I was thinking, it's£26.30.

16:24Anna Williamson:Oh, bargain. I thought, absolute bloody bargain. So I'm straight on in there. And I'm thinking, no, I can't be. I'm going to be a bit covert on this one. He doesn't know. Yeah, because if he sees the request. So I was like, so I thought, you can choose what you want. You've got all the examples that he's given as well. And I thought, I went for other. And I thought, and because you'd been going through lots of like medical, appointments and all that shit. So I thought, okay, I'm going to go for that one. So I called you, what did I call you? I think I just called you Lulu, actually. And I called me Anna Maria, right?

16:55Anna Williamson:That's the name. And I put the message, because you need to get the details. So I put, my friend has been a bit down in the dumps recently and needs a bit of a get well, cheer up, and a bit of a Lee Andrews pep talk. That's where I was going with it. she's been really invested in the whole you and Katie situation while she's been recovering and travelling and stuff. So if we could just have a real feel good message from my mate love Anna Maria because you like reference it back there. So get through to the payment thing. I'm thinking this is going to be brilliant pod content. Couldn't pay. Why?

17:30Anna Williamson:And then so I messaged Imo and I'm like maybe there's something going wrong on my thing. I'm like Ims do us a favour. I want to do this for Lou. She's like brilliant genius. I went can you do it please and put your email address in because I don't know, maybe I'm blocked or something. I don't know. She tries it. She can't do it. I have then been trying every single day and it comes up. He's at maximum. Well, he's missing out on revenue. No, he's on maximum requests. And every day I've watched it go up from£26 to£32 to£46. I don't know what he's on now, but I've got it in my basket the whole time.

17:59Anna Williamson:And every time I go to do it, he's at maximum requests. Stop. This dude is, but this is their point. What is the maximum request? I don't know. I'm going to Google it. But I think about it now. Now, if you have to do a cameo message, which is like two minutes, that's a lot of your day. And he's probably just can't be asked to do it. Maybe he's like set a limit on how many requests he can have. That's probably it. But every time I've gone to do it, Lou, and I get in the basket, I can't get any more in. It's currently£41.40. Well, listen, Lee Andrews, when you get a minute, can you please accept my request?

18:31Anna Williamson:That'd be lovely. Has anyone had a Lee Andrews message? Let us know and send it in to us. because I've been looking at all the I just don't, I think the whole thing was bullshit I think the whole thing was bullshit I really do one massive PR plan because Katie's had a new show out yeah she's got a documentary is it out now her documentary? has anyone watched it? do we need to watch it? I was actually invited to the screening I didn't go why? I would have gone you weren't here, I wasn't here either couldn't go but I think it's all just one brilliantly planned out PR stunt I don't think he was ever in prison.

19:09Anna Williamson:I think they're in cohorts. I think they're in cahoots. I think cahoots, that's it. It's a business deal. Yeah, I think that. And now he's creaming it on Cameo. I think we should go on Cameo and see how popular we are. Wait, what's three requests? I reckon you'd get quite a lot. Do you reckon? We get quite a few messages to the WhatsApp going, could you do this for my hand? Could you do this for my wedding? Could you do this for a birthday? Right, let's do it. And I'm really sorry that I don't get on it, but like if I did it for one I'd have to do that well also we would absolutely sack her if she kept asking us to do that shit but we also get I get a lot of DMs as well maybe we should go on Cameo should we try it yeah let's do that right I'm gonna tell Bex sign us up to Cameo what are we gonna charge 20 quid 25 I don't know let's try it I mean you know ours only lasts a week no we have to do it we have to be together though don't we that's a problem because we're not often together well what no they could just blend us together I don't think that works I think we have to be together or you could request like can I have this from Anna?

20:11can I have this from Lou? then you could do things separately as well I guess that's true

20:14Anna Williamson:pay a premium for the double that's true there she is Imogen business head on there you go admin on the pod

20:25right we've got a petty poly now from a non so Ada hey Luanamo love you and all that jazz please keep me a non give me my great grandma's name Ada in case my in-laws listen I have a petty poly. My uncle-in-law, if that's a thing, is such a wine snob, stuck-up-his-own-ass kind of person. He gloats about all the amazing wine and the life he has. He has even built an underground wine cellar in his back garden, which is pretty cool, but we wouldn't tell him that. He's just the kind of guy that makes you eye-roll at everything he says, pretentious prick vibes. My fiancé and I take great pleasure for his Christmas presents searching the shops for the cheapest basic-looking red wine, which we know is proper shit and giving it to him wrapped up in pretty wrapping paper we all know that cooking wine just to know the look on his face when he opens it makes us so happy and smug thank you for all your amazing laughs and advice you give can I give a shout out to one of my oldest best friends who's about to give birth to her first child next month we love you we're so proud of you that is brilliant isn't it a good Fetty Foley great Fetty Foley actually the nice little Lidl own brand

21:30Anna Williamson:enjoy that although they constantly win awards Yeah, they're actually quite good. Seriously, really good. And the Audi Prosecco, chef's kiss. Honestly, it's great. Voice note dilemma from Anonymous So Rosie. Yeah. Now. Oh, God. This is slightly longer voice note, which you know that I don't like. But I started listening to this one off the off chance and I was captivated. Oh, how long? I don't know. Not like long, long, not like 15 minutes long. But anyway. Is it over three? I don't think so. Okay. hi Anna Louisa I absolutely love you you guys save me on a Monday morning when I'm out on my dog walk before I'm on heading off to work you have me in stitches I feel like you're my besties so I love this and I'm loving you guys your utter craziness and just your your give no attitude bullshit I absolutely love it but anyway the reason i'm always noting in today is because i'm in a little bit of a crisis i have a sugar daddy for the first time i've never done it before never had one before so it's pretty new and we have been spending some time together over the last month he's been sugaring like he should be sugaring and he doesn't expect anything from me which is fantastic i'm going out on dates with him um because he wants a female company and he's gifted me in return so So I've recently got makeup packages.

23:01I've got clothes packages. I've had trainers, handbags. And the new thing he wants to now do is take me to Florida for two weeks, all expenses paid. Ideal. Lovely. No. But he also told me last night that he has actually started to adapt feelings for me. Oh, no. Which, with a sugar daddy, as far as I'm aware, that should be like a no-go kind of area. but he's a silver fox and i don't know if i could contain myself now knowing that he feels that certain way about me so i'm just wondering if you guys would advise me to take the plunge let's call it and see what happens because a little bit in my mind is at the minute all he wants is female company and he's gifted me very well so if we was to let's call it extend the olive branch i wonder what kind of gifts he would give me then i'm a primary school teacher so my wage isn't the best so receiving these gifts and stuff that i've always wanted it is really enjoyable as anyone could imagine i'm getting what i wanted for the last few years and having to do nothing minus go out for lunch with a guy for three times a week and I'm not talking about silly lunch we've been to Smith's famous for fish we've been to the Savoy we've been to Gordon Ramsay's restaurants we've been to Gino de Campo's you name it that's where we've gone I mentioned something to him once he'll text me back the next day and be like this is booked for so and so here and there see you then which is absolutely fantastic take charge I'm loving life and I'm loving life with him but my question is do I take the plunge and get into a sexual relationship with him or do i keep it purely for friendship vibes what would you guys do bearing in mind you have got a two-week holiday to florida all inclusive all expenses paid please give me some advice please also give me a granny name i like the name rose rosie but yeah love you all keep being you and also just before i go i'm a farter i love farting too girls so let your fucking arsehole speak.

25:21Love you all.

25:22Anna Williamson:Bye. I mean, two questions I have. Do you fancy him? Like, do you want to have a sexual relationship with him or do you just want to have a sexual relationship with him to get more shit? And if, I don't think, and either is fine as long as you set the boundaries. What you don't want to do, you just want to be really clear about what this arrangement is because you need to be safe. Like, you're going two weeks in Florida. Like, you've got to be safe, babes. Like, you can't, you know, and what is he expecting? for that like I think what if he wants to shag you up the arse five times a day for some Louboutins well he does want to shag her but if she's not prepared and she doesn't want to have sex with him she needs to make it very clear I think it's a bit dodged to be honest that I would shag him first in England a few times before I committed to two weeks two weeks is a fucking long time in a hotel room with someone for 24-7 with someone that you don't, okay, you've been out for lunch and stuff, but you're going to be sharing a bathroom, sharing a bed.