TOTALLY EXTRA: MERRY QUIZMAS!

0:00Anna Williamson:Hey man, you hungry? Let's order delivery. Yeah, I was thinking Italian burgers. Oh Game night just got tense two bros on different sides of the fence Burgers or pasta tonight Why can't we have food without the fire? With wonder you can combine 20 restaurants in one delivery so no one has to settle use code mealtime for 50 % off your first wonder order terms apply See wonder.com slash new customer This is a Global Player original podcast. Be warned, it's Luanna and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you're here, you know you love it. It is 25th of December, it's a Thursday.

0:48This is Luanna Totextra and we are saying Merry Christmas everyone. Merry Christmas!

0:58Anna Williamson:Merry Christmas oh my goodness girls Merry Christmas Merry Christmas this is the first Christmas we've spent together girls it is first Christmas listen I just want to say if you've put this on and you're listening what would be better if you're actually watching it because we're going to do a big Imo's Christmas quiz type thingamabobby which you'll be able to watch in full on YouTube so you might want to have a little sit down with a mince pie get your champagne out and a hot choccy baileys or a champagne and put us on your telly now. Grab a pen and paper and do the quiz with us. But before you've done that, don't forget to follow us as well, guys.

1:35Anna Williamson:Your favourite podcast. Thank you so much. So do follow us right now and subscribe as well. But yeah, Merry Christmas, guys. Let's pop a few corks and we'll get stuck in it. It's time for Emo's Christmas Quiz. It's time for Emo's Christmas Quiz. Thingamabobby and true Luanna style. Over to you, Emo. What have we got? Right. We've got general knowledge to start. Oh, great. We know how great your general knowledge is. We've got four rounds. We've got general knowledge. We've got Christmas. We've got 2025. And then we've got round Luana. Brilliant. Right, guys, if you're listening, if you're watching, grab a piece of paper, grab a pen and do play along with us.

2:14Anna Williamson:I always think this is good practice for us. If ever we have to do like pub quiz or one of those shows. Go on the chase or something. We've done that. I've done Tipping Point. We should do, which is our audition. We should campaign for the chase. Right, here we go. Are we ready? Yes. Number one, which plant is known as the Christmas flower? Oh, that's the wrong round. My bad. Rewind. General knowledge. What is the capital of Romania? Oh, no. You swear you make us look thick, Imo. Oh, I should know this. I've been there. Number two, in the board game Monopoly, how many properties are there in the orange colour group?

2:55Number three Fearless, 1989 and Folklore Are all albums by which pop artist? Number four Who painted the most The Mona Lisa? The Mona Lisa Who painted it? The old Mona Lisa Lovely This might have gone in through Subliminal messaging for many of you But which year was Heinz established? It's on every bottle Do you know? Of course Of course, I basically am an ambassador for Hines. I mean, you're not, but you could be. Number six. Who was Henry VIII's third wife? Oh, no. Think about it. Hang on. Remember it? Yeah. Lovely. Number seven. How many sides does a heptadecagon have? The clothes are all in the word.

3:51Number eight, who are the current netball World Cup champions? Number nine, what was Ross's pet monkey called in Friends?

4:03Anna Williamson:Oh, that's going to really, really annoy me. And number 10, who discovered the laws of gravity? Some kids would be good at this game, actually. Yeah. Are we doing the answers now? Yeah, why not? Go on then. Okay. number one what's the capital of Romania Anna I don't know Louisa I think it's a girl's name I know it but I I will know it when I hear it if you just put it is Bucharest well done back do you know what because she's just been there do you know what honestly I was thinking is it yeah anyway I didn't get it I didn't get it it's Bucharest I'm not going to try and justify myself number two how many properties are in the orange colour on Monopoly I've put three but I think it's four it's three you know why?

4:55Anna Williamson:I played Monopoly do you know what they are? Marlborough we play the football one Marlborough Whitechapel? no that's pink Bow Street Vine Street we play the football one it's not real Monopoly alright Right, whose albums are Fearless, 1989 and Folklore? Yes, they are Taylor Swift. I put, do you know what? I actually did, look, Tay, you can see me write Taylor. No, you got it wrong. No, I got it wrong. I put Lana Del Rey. I don't know why. No, incorrect. I should have gone with my instinct. Who painted the Mona Lisa, Louisa? Michelangelo? No. Leonardo da Vinci. Yes, correct. Oh, I knew it was him.

5:38Leonardo da Vinci. Just got the wrong Italian. Heinz was established in which year, Louisa? 1957. 1950. 1869. What? Oh! Why have I put 1957? I was so...

5:53Anna Williamson:How's that ambassadorial role going, Luke? 1869. Oh, because if you're a Heinz 57, that's an expression, isn't it? 57 varieties. Oh. You were sort of there, to be fair, Luke. That's out of order. I should get a mark. Who was Henry VIII's third wife, Anna? My relative, Jane Seymour. Indeed. Oh, I put Catherine Parr. No, that was the last one. Oh. How many sides does a Heptadecagon have? Seven. Ten. Seventeen. Oh. Heptadeca. We should have added them together. Lou, Anna, we would have been there. We would have been there. Yeah, we would have done. We've got half each. Who are the current Netball World Cup champions?

6:33England. Australia. Well, same thing. Australia.

6:42Anna Williamson:Oh, no. They would disagree. No, no. Okay, I take that back. please don't kill me Australians I know we have a lot of Australian people I apologise you're the best you're the best you're the best you are the best what was Ross's pet monkey called in Friends Rebecca? no idea I put Bubbles no isn't it Miguel? no it's Marcel oh really? oh Miguel I was nearly there what Bubbles was Michael Jackson's yes oh Miguel I was so near so near oh Marcel and who discovered the laws of gravity? Sir Isaac Newton it was Sir Isaac Newton I put I put I put this time. No. I thought he said Albert Einstein. Did you put Albert Einstein too?

7:21No, he did. Oh, Annie, you did really well. How many have you got? I got two out of ten. Blue tattoo. When I can't cheat, it's really hard. Two for you, Bex. Two for Bex. And four for Anna. Right, we're moving on to Christmas. Okay. Which plant is known as the Christmas flower and is bright red? Yeah. That was me Nana's favourite. Number two in the song 12 days of Christmas, which gift is given on the 10th day of Christmas? On the 10th day of Christmas, Luanna, get me. Name one of Santa's reindeer besides Rudolph. We were literally doing this last night in the bath.

8:02Anna Williamson:The kids play it in the playground, but I don't know if they're real names. Number four, in Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol, what is the first name of Scrooge? Oh. What's his first name? Number five, which ocean is Christmas Island located in? Number six, in the film Home Alone, which city is Kevin McCallis' family travelling to for Christmas when they leave him behind? Which one? City. Which city are they off to? Which Home Alone? The first one. Oh, my God. I don't think I'm very good at this, actually. Just coming to that realisation. Oh, God. As much as I've got a phone and can cheat. Well, I can't cheat.

8:42My phone's there looking at me. Wanting me to pick it up. Hello, I can help you. No, you can't. Number seven, in which country do they use the figure of La Bufana, a friendly witch who delivers the gifts? This has come up in previous years of Luana, I must say. Yeah, I know. Number eight, in the Grinch, what's the name of the Grinch's dog? I've never seen the Grinch. Oh, it's so good. number nine which song holds the record as the best-selling single of all time christmas single i think it might be any but they are it is a christmas song yeah it's it's of all songs ever but it is a christmas song and number 10 in the song frosty the snowman what is it that brings frosty to life number one I can't say I'm that confident myself

9:43Anna Williamson:the Christmas flower is Anna poinsettia yes correct number two in the 12 days of Christmas what's given on the 10th day Louisa 10 ladies dancing lords are leaping what's the same thing they're leaping around like ladies dancing no it's a different one it's not because it's 9 ladies dancing

10:10Santa's Reindeer Bex give me one Dasha is one correct Anna Blitzen Blitzen is one Dancer Dancer is one correct we know our movie you could have had Dasha, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen Comet, Cupid Donna or Blitzen what's Scrooge's first name? Ebenezer Ebenezer it is Ebenezer but I'll give you the point pronunciation is slightly different it's like when she puts an extra syllable in hallelujah hallelujah you always say hallelujah hallelujah it's very cute anyway very cute oh which ocean is Christmas Island located in Caribbean Atlantic Indian Indian Ocean in Home Alone the McAllisters are off to New York New York.

11:05Yes. So confident then, weren't you? Really confident. When are they off to Paris then? Not in that movie. Not that one. Maybe the second movie. I don't know. No, you've got that wrong. No, I haven't. It's definitely New York.

11:19Anna Williamson:They go to Paris in the first movie. New York, it's lost in New York is the second movie. Yeah, I know. They go to Paris in the first movie. Right, here we go. Home Alone. They go to see their uncle in Paris. You're wrong. You have to kiss MSB. I'm pretty sure they go to Paris. Home Alone 1. Where are we fucking going? Or Florida. Sarstatt GBT. They live in Chicago. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. They are going to Paris. Thank you. I don't... The website I got it from was wrong. I stand corrected. Only reason why I was so confident. They go to Paris, France. Only reason... Guys, I have a nine-year-old boy who is Kevin McAllister.

11:56Anna Williamson:We have that bastard film on about 18 times this last week. Damn it. I do apologise. No problem. so do I get two points for that? No. Okay, just one though. Just the one. So it's Paris, guys. It is Paris. Rewind, Paris. No worries. Sorry. So yes, Louise, I was confident. Damn it. Which country would you find Labufana? Finland. Italy. Italy. Thank you. Oh God, she's only gone and got it again. The Grinch's dog's name is? Green Dog. I don't know. I just put Green Dog. I mean, I did make it up. I called it Buster. Max. Max. Oh, well, there you go. Not Gary, no Bex. The song that holds the record for the best-selling single of all time ever.

12:36I think it's like a, you know, a Paul, you know, when they did that. Live Aid. Live Aid type thing. No. Well, that's good. I put Last Christmas.

12:47Anna Williamson:I put All I Want for Christmas, Mariah. No. Oh. It's White Christmas by Bing Crosby. Well, you could say Last Christmas, White Christmas. You could, but no. But you didn't. And what brings Frosty to life? His carrot nose. I've put Rudolph. The Magical Christmas. No. Magical Christmas. The Magical Hat. Oh. When they put it on his head, he began to dance around. Oh, yeah. Right. Well, fuck that. I've got three out of ten. Three. Useless. Six out of ten over here. Ooh. That's two. Making it up. Another two. She's making it up.

13:292025. Maybe we'll get a bit better here. I'm not sure.

13:33Anna Williamson:No, I'm about to go downhill chronically. I can do children's films. I can't do actual stuff. I'm not sure about this. Number one, which fictional cartoon character announced her pregnancy live on Good Morning Britain? Oh! Feeling confident. Oh, good. Number two, which 90s rock band reunited for a tour and held their first performance since 2009? Yeah. Which what? Sorry, which? No, move on. No, no, no, go on. No, you weren't listening. That's it. I will repeat. You always repeat once. Which 90s rock band reunited for a tour and held their first performance since 2009? Okay. Number three. What was the name of the Netflix show people couldn't stop talking about, telling the story of 13-year-old Jamie Miller?

14:18Oh. Oh, yeah. Number four. Lily Allen returned to music with her first studio album in seven years. Oh, no. I haven't listened to it. In October. But what's the name of the new album? I don't know. Number five. As of the 1st of December this year, what is the highest grossing movie of 2025? This surprised me. Number six. Which Budget Airlines advertising slogan went viral on TikTok this year? Wonderful. Kris Jenner, number seven, had a facelift this year, reportedly costing over$100 ,000. but how old is she? Number eight which band's concert Kiss Cam exposed an affair this year? Hope our Lufanians are doing better than me.

15:09Number nine who won the Women's Rugby World Cup?

15:15And number ten in April an all-female crew flew in Jeff Bezos' rocket for 11 minutes. Which celeb was on board? Okay. Lovely. Are we feeling pointsy? Fairly. Yeah? Fairly. Confidentes? Fairly. Very good. The fictional character announcing her pregnancy live on GMB. Mummy Pig. Mummy Pig. Mummy Pig from Peppa Pig. Correct. The 90s rock band reunited for a tour was? Oasis. Oasis. Yes. The Netflix show telling the story of 13-year-old Jamie Miller was? Adolescence. Adolescence. I started putting Baby Reindeer and then I remembered Good girl Lily Allen's new album is called My Ex Is A C*** I can't remember the name of it

16:09Anna Williamson:I'm going with one of the title tracks Madeline No, it's West End Girl Well, My Ex Is A C*** would have been better I mean, it was about that As of 1st December what's the highest grossing movie of 2025? I put Wicked I put Wicked Lilo and Stitch. Really? Yeah, apparently so. Would never have got that. Budget Airlines advertising slogan that went viral on TikTok was... Jet 2! Jet 2 all the days. Yeah, Jet 2. Number seven, how old is Kris Jenner? 70. No, she had her 70th birthday. She did indeed, 70. Which band's concert kiss cam exposed an affair? Coldplay. Coldplay. Who won the Women's Rugby World Cup?

16:54Red Roses, England. New Zealand. England. Ah, well done. We did. And who was on board Jeff Bezos' rocket? Someone like Kim Kardashian. Katy Perry. That's it. It was Katy Perry. Well, similar. No. Because K. No, no, no. I'd put Kim K or someone like that. No. Right. Seven for me, Imo. Seven, Anna. Six for me. Very good, B. Well done, Bex.

17:26Anna Williamson:Six for Bex. Sorry, Bex is off mic. Anyone's getting annoyed. Final round is Luana. Oh, great. I'm going to be useless. No, I'm going to totally tank this one. That would be grand. You will do 10 out of 10. Well, yeah. Number one. Right. In April. I bet all the fanians are going to be playing along. They will know all the answers. We won't. Yeah, we have the worst memories. Number one. In April, there was an episode titled, see I'm not a bad mum what was that in reference to me if I can't clue when was this in April April there was an episode called see I'm not a bad mum what was that in reference to number two a listener wrote in this year to tell us about a time they'd been caught shagging behind the local university sports hall by a celeb which celeb was it oh yeah i remember that was good number three what's happening in april in april louisa pranked anna what was the prank number four in july immo went to the women's euros which country were they held in and who won Number five, everybody In June, a woman wrote in Talking about pissing on her toddler's foot Lovely Why was she doing that?

18:50Number six We spoke about keepsakes this year And a listener wrote in about a particular keepsake Her mother-in-law had kept What was it? Number seven In Pride Month, I taught you what WLW meant Oh no What does it mean? okay number eight in april again a woman urged us to check our flaps after she found something in hers that had been paining her for five days what was it number nine how many stops did we have on the luana road trip oh jesus oh my gosh and number 10 in our spotify wrapped this year it tells you how long our listeners have listened to our podcast for in days how long have lufanians listened to us for this year in days closest we'll get the point this is all lufanians all lufanians on spotify wow how many days all lufanians that listen on Spotify, how many days have they listened to us chat rubbish for?

20:00Okay.

20:02Anna Williamson:Okay, I mean, I'd just say this is finger in the air jobby this round, girls. Yeah. Number one. Right, this will be interesting. See, I'm not a bad mum. What were you talking about? Was it me buying jelly cats, maybe? Or I've put, was it, not far off that, was it Lou when Indy went in for an operation? And it was around that? Bex? I put Smashing Ipad. She put Smashing Eye Pass. No, that was in the summer. Yeah, that was earlier. No, it was when Lou revealed her song singing to send the kids to sleep. Oh. I thought that was the year before. Not a bad man. Okay, right. Number two, who caught a listener shagging behind the local university sports hall?

20:43Mr. Motivator. Correct. I put Dean Gaffney. We can only hope and pray. He's always there when something happens. Number three What was the prank That Lou played on Anna? Strictly Strictly Strictly That she got Strictly Yeah Number four In July I went to the women's Euros What country were they held in And who won?

21:04Anna Williamson:I think it's South Africa An England one I put Spain And it was England that won So South Africa was the netball Was it Amsterdam? No It was Switzerland I went to An England one Oh god Do you get a point for England? Yeah, but not for the other thing. Well, we all knew it began with an S. We did. That's true. We did, actually. I did go to South Africa, but just not this year. Yeah. Number nine. A woman wrote in about pissing on her toddler's foot. For why? Jellyfish. I put the kid deserved it slash jelly sting. It's the jellyfish sting. It was a jellyfish, yeah. You can have that, yeah. Correct.

21:45Number six. A mother-in-law kept a particular keepsake. Foreskin. yeah I've put circumcision foreskin

21:53Anna Williamson:belly button it was a foreskin yes see we remember the important one she pet her son's foreskin tasty we remember the important oh my remember the important yeah in pride month I taught you what WLW meant what does it mean women loving women I put women loving women but I know it's not it's correct oh it is right oh good we did a thing we did a thing we're so listen we are so pro-gay like we love our gays we just love the punane well done you proud of us Emma? I'm really proud of this you taught us a thing a woman urged us to check our flaps after she found what in hers? I put a splinter I put wasn't it a pin?

22:33Anna Williamson:didn't she have like a little pin? Bex? a marble in her flap? no it was a cat whisker I knew it was like a pin thing but not quite well no but not number nine how many stops did we have on the Luanna road trip? 16 I put 14 18 You were closest You can have it Bea Well sorry she said 20 Which is 2 off 18 and I said 16 Which is 2 off 18 So no one gets a point

23:04Good try though Bea Well done And in days How many bloody days Did Louvannians listen to us drone on for I've put 10 ,000 Oh I've gone a bit short I think I've put 674 122 ,000 days