"Amy Schumer"

23:52They were barked in. They didn't know where they were. Sean, did we already talk about this in the podcast? Sean had this really funny bit where he and his friend went on a trip once and they had to borrow a fan. because Sean needs a fan in order to fall asleep. Oh, gosh. Because he loves a fan. Yeah, so just grab anybody. Anybody who's seen Will and Grace or whatever, but he just needs a fan. Oh, a fan. No, no, no. Sorry, I'm kidding. But a fan. And so he goes, he's at this hotel, and they bring in a fan. They go, of course, because he's Sean Hayes of Will and Grace, and they love him. They're a big fan.

24:18And they put the thing, they give him a fan, and it says, do not take out of the office, it says on the fan. So he and his friend, they were on this, and they spent the whole night doing bits about the person who comes back to the office. and notices the fan is missing. So then like a month ago, we were at dinner maybe two months ago and we started doing and everybody had to do their version of the boss coming back. And you had to say, where's my fan? And where's my fan? And the line was, you couldn't change anything. You could do whatever you want, but you had to say, where's my fan? Yeah, you can come in super happy.

24:53You can come in super mad. Fuck me. We did an hour on it. Where was this and where was I? It was fun. You had already gone home. It was after 7.30 p.m., so you had already gone to bed. I don't know where you were, JB, because Amanda was there. So you come in. So, Amy, you come in and you do this. You go, so you come in and you go, hey, guys, so we're going to start the day. Four through six has a real big issue with their sheets. We have to change their sheets. Where's my fan?

25:25So fucking. And then Sean and I have started doing this bit where we go, where we go. Yeah, man. Of course I know where that is. Hello? Hello? And then you answer yourself. You surprise yourself. Oh, why is it so fun? We're dumb. It's so stupid. We're very dumb. Speaking of dumb, what happens when you get some real dumbass, lippy audience member that wants to just start talking to you or commenting on your joke or at worst, you know, heckling or something like that? You got any, like, anything ever go really sideways? this is sort of a Sean Hayes question. You ever punch anybody from stage? Get down, walk down into the stands?

26:04I have never physically assaulted anybody in the audience. We're not lawyers. Oh, all right. Okay. Look, it was one time fucking. Yeah, no, I have like some YouTube videos showing me with hecklers over the years. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. You know, it's like every comic I think is because they had like a bad, you know, labor childhood experience. Yeah, just trauma, trauma. So, and, you know, I think people get into stand-up because of the control of it. They like that. It's a one-sided conversation. So when it goes wrong, you're already, you're pretty defensive. So you're ready. And, you know, the goal is to get like a big laugh.

26:51But some comics, you know, will take it too far and you just see that they're, and it ruins the show because you just see that they're really sad and angry. They're too affected by it. That's the thing you've got to avoid, I'm guessing, right? You can't, don't make the audience tight or tense. The best thing I have seen is just to diffuse it, honestly. Like, I think that's the pro move. They go like, you suck. You go like, thanks, Dad, or, you know, like, whatever. Just try to keep the show moving. Because it's like, you know, it's a fun little. That's the best. I think that's the pro move. Sean, are you crying?

27:31A little bit. Sean, why? When you're not doing it, Aime, do you? I cut everybody's name short. I love it. I love it. Yeah. When you're not doing it, do you miss it? Do you crave it? Do you crave going back on when you're not like on tour and not doing it? Yeah, I do. I really miss it. I mean, it's hard because it's like, you know, within your family, like no one, like, is interested in your career. Or your jokes. No. And so it's like to go on stage, like if I went to the cellar right now, I would go up and I would get a long applause and people would be excited to see me. And I just can't really get used to that because then, you know, you start thinking that they're right.

28:15And like, why is it, you know, am I important in my household? And, you know, as you all know, you're not. Yeah, no, nothing. I think the last person to give up anything for me is inside my house. Of course. So it's like, yeah, you know. Same. Yeah. It's great, though. It keeps you down. No, it's same. Well, what about, so you might miss that. I'm a real hit at home, to be honest. Is that true? I don't see that for you. He does pretty well. Why not? Why don't you see that for me? No, I don't know. Let's just keep the conversation moving. Okay. But I just, but I do say, you know, what's funny is, is I, no, I, I totally hear that because it's not real and it's outsized from your real life, meaning that we all have relationships with our family, etc.

28:59And then you go on stage or you interact with fans and that kind of adulation is not normal. But I will also say that people say, oh, you like people who like you. And I go, yeah. What's wrong with that? Of course I do. What the fuck are you talking about? Will on Sunday was making me pee my pants. My stomach hurt so bad from laughing. And I turned to Alessandra, his baby mama, and I turned to Alessandra and I go, God, it never, I'm crying laughing. I go, it just doesn't stop. And she goes, from 6 a.m. till bedtime. Yeah. This is while she was cleaning her gun or was she loading it? So while you love the immediate gratification gratification and feedback of a, of a standup stage, um, you know, you're, you're doing way more sort of like on camera stuff now than you ever were before, almost more, more so than, than standup work.

29:58Right. So how are you, are you able to get the same amount of gratification with it just being in front of a crew and hoping that later the editor and the marketing and all that stuff comes like, how do you, what's the gratification of doing the on camera stuff? Is Is it equal to it? Is it more? I love the process. I like, you know, I know. This interview is over. We don't find that word. That word's okay. Okay, I'm allowed to say process? Okay. Don't say storyteller. Okay, I will not. I will not. Contact the snipers if you have a shot. Take the shot. Just to be so honored to be part of telling.

30:37We're storytellers. Oh, fucking, that's fucking it. Take the shot. Take the shot. No, I love a writer's room. Like, I love collaborating. I love, like, you know. How do you like directing? You've been doing that too. Do you like that sort of collaborative process? I love it. I was, you know, I was doing it before I was credited to do it. So, you know, it's like, that's the truth. So, yeah, and I love doing it with, like, my crew, you know. Like, I always work with Dan Powell, Kevin Kane, and Ryan McFall, and we kind of all do it together. But directing, I love it. Yeah, as opposed to sort of that solo thing of being on stage.

31:18It's a completely different thing, right? But you love it just as much, huh? Yeah, it's isolating. And then what about the writing process of scripts versus stand-up stuff? So you're in your bed. Like writing Trainwreck, for instance, which, by the way, is one of my favorite movies of all time. Love Gravely. Thank you. You guys did so great. Judd just crushed that. But was that a fantastic experience or was it a lot more work than you had anticipated? And if so, was it worth it? It was totally fun. Yeah. And it was completely worth it and amazing. And I was like afraid of becoming famous, but it's been okay.

31:56What do you guys think about it? I loved it. Was that a train wreck? No, I mean being famous. I think you're a great famous person, by the way. Yeah. Yeah, I like the way you, no, I do like the way you treat fame. You're very unprecious about it. You're very humble about it. You're hilarious about it. You don't take it too seriously, yet you're very serious about what it is you're doing. You seem to have an incredible work. Well, you're very honest. Thank you. You're very sort of open and transparent and very honest about how you feel about stuff, and so you're not held captive by it. Sometimes people can be so nervous about losing it or presenting the right way or whatever, and you seem to be very honest.

32:37I don't know you that well. I didn't even know you had your uterus removed. But I do... That's a prop uterus, by the way. That's not actually a uterus. That means a lot. I can't believe I just backed myself into these compliments. No, but it's true. Sean, did you want to add anything? I actually had a question about that. There's not really time for questions. Sean's been very vocal about that. He does not like the fame on you. Yeah. Well, you said Sean is famously quoted, women aren't funny, you know? famously it is by the way he pre-made his gravestone to say that and he had it made years ago it's waiting for him to die you already sleep under it which I think was a strange choice I'm just trying to get acclimated to each you know that's what they say do you think Amy will women ever be funny no no it's just it's Sean's question it's Sean's question okay Sean thank you for that question I just texted Will that question no Amy my question was about that though I was just starting to write down a question about how open you are, about being body positive.

33:39You seem to always be on the right side of every issue. At least I follow you on Instagram and I'm like, yes, yes. Like every time you post something. And thank you for your support. Yes. Oh, God. About, every time you post something about an opinion or I agree with it and I love your voice basically. Thank you. So when did you ever, were you ever not like that? And was there a defining moment when you're like, you know what, I got to get out of my shell and start, you know, life is bigger than just me and my career and my family. I have to actually start expressing myself about bigger issues that include everybody.

34:11Was there something that pushed you that way? Or was there like, wait a minute, I got to get off the couch and do something? No, I'm on the couch, as you know. Like that's for me. I'm in the bed. But no, I was always like this. I was always open in my yap. Really? And couldn't really. yeah, I didn't know what it meant to be a feminist like Will. Thank you. It just means like thinking of women equally. But at some point you didn't care what people, was there a shift? No, everybody, I care what people think. What kind of an actual sociopath doesn't care? Right, well that's kind of my point. It's not that you don't care what people think.

34:55It's that you're willing to risk saying what you believe in and be honest and no matter what people think. And of course, as human beings, we all take that shit on and I don't care who you are. You can read a comment, you can read a review, you can read a thing and it'll hurt your feelings because we are human beings. But the ability to continue to be honest and true to your, what you believe, I think is very admirable. Thank you. Considering that it's much more, you're in a high profile position. So there you go. Well, thank you. Sean doesn't say fuck all. I wish he would. No, it's true. But he doesn't take a position on fucking anything.

35:28You know what Sean's big cause is? You know what he made a big position last year? He said that a G550 was way better than a G5. Yeah, that was you, right. That was you. No, I think that was a good sword to fall on, Sean. That was brave. That was brave. We'll be right back.

35:49And back to the show. Was your, is your cousin, Chuck Schumer, helpful in sort of... your son chuck schumer um yeah the great senator chuck schumer was i got a wikipedia you baby boy i've got to google you right now is he helpful at all in sort of uh navigating that that place of like you know you can care what people think but it's okay to bake in the fact that some people are not going to like what you think and that shouldn't prevent you from you know in his case in acting legislation that serves, you know, a lot more than some. We've never talked about it, actually. No? He very much is with me, like, you know, calls on, like, Gene's birthday and whatever.

36:37We have, like, talked about, you know, things over the years, but we've never talked about the hate that comes with it. I think the way he feels, I'm just projecting, is how I feel, where it feels like more of an opportunity to, like, help than, like, you know, the responsibility to use my voice. Yeah, utilizing the platform. It is like, I would be so tempted. It's like, Will, you know, buddies with Shanahan, you know, runs the Toronto Maple Leafs. I don't know how you're able to avoid calling him every day with an idea for a new player. Like, I would be calling Senator Chuck Schumer every day with an idea for how we can make this world better.

37:16You know, they'd be dumb ideas because I'm not bright, but I would just like, I got a bat line to somebody who's. I tell him about the maple leaves, actually. I call him. You do? That's the advice I give him. You fucking, you just, oh my God, I can't even stand up. I can't stand up right now. Did you just ejaculate without nearing you? Is it apparent? Wait, is it true that his name is Chuck? It was never Charles. He was born, it's just Chuck Schumer? No, his name is Charles. Okay. I'm going to cross that off. Yeah, his name is Charles. What websites are you on? Yeah, wait a minute. Did you just?

37:47Well, during the pandemic, I, fuck, sorry, guys. Oh, wow. Wow. He used to play stickball with my dad. Like he's just like a sweet, like a Brooklyn dude. Is that true? Yeah. So what is that? Is your whole family very sort of involved? I mean, obviously he's, but is your whole family very much involved in, I don't know, or have they always been involved in politics or was he an outlier? Yeah, he's the only one. My family, but it's cool. I did that show Finding Your Roots. did you guys ever do that haven't yet did um who do you think you are which is okay i uh i found out my family like you know when they came um they were like early um garment workers on the lower east side and like reforming workers you know unions and that kind of stuff so that you know they were like in that way political but um but no nobody nobody else is like you know sort of in office.

38:47How far back did your research go? Where did they? It went 1500s. Really? Wow. I guess that's not, is that that long? I mean, for Europe, they're like, oh, great. But, you know, for us, it's like, wow. Anything super interesting or stuff you didn't want to hear? Where were they? Like, where did they go back to? We were in what would now be considered Ukraine. Yeah. Um, Visnitz is the town for the Jewish side. And then, uh, the other side was London, um, came over, settled pretty early in Massachusetts. My, that side of my family back then they were, um, a couple of them were stolen and brought into slavery with these, this sounds like so problematic, but this is really what happened.

39:38They were stolen and brought into slavery up in Canada for a couple of these different tribes. Wow. Yeah. Are they part of the Arnett tribe? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, this is really true. And then, and my, so like 30 years later, they like, my, my family made enough to like go and try and rescue them. Wow. And when they got up there, I'm, this is so, I'm serious. They were, they were. This is fucking great. When they got up there to rescue his two brothers and his sister who'd been stolen and sold into slavery, they were running the tribe. They didn't want to leave because now they were in charge of the tribe.

40:20They became Colonel Kurtz. Yeah. Yeah. So that's kind of wild. That's, that is fucking crazy. No way. Isn't that wild? So did they stay in Canada running the tribe? Yep. And I reached out after that show and I reached out and I'm in touch with, you know, some distant cousins now. Oh, that's wild. Because of that show. Yeah. And then I do have a... You're like, fucking never call here again, eh? Fucking hang on. We're good. I mean, seriously, like, wasn't that Danny McBride's thing in some movie? Like, that's really what happened with my family, which, you know, I do come from a long line of people who are, you know, fighters.

41:00and, you know, just, you know, I have, like, Holocaust survivors in my family, so. Wow. Unbelievable. Sean, what about your family? What did you find out? When I did my, I did, Lisa Kudrow produces a show called Who Do You Think You Are? And so I did it, and I, it was, you know, I had to go to Ireland and learn about all my Irish ancestors, and for the most part, they were all drunk, disorderly, and in jail. Really? Yeah. It was pretty wild. Wait, so you're saying your whole family, they were all in jail, and they were all what? Like, drunk and disorderly and got arrested. They were drinking in Ireland?

41:34Yeah. That's fun. Did you get to read any of the charges? Like, were there specific charges in the paper? There was one in the paper in like the middle 1800s or late 1800s. And there was a little article in the paper that he had some, my great-great-grandfather, great-great-great-grandfather, I remember, had some like sarcastic quip to the courtroom. Like, I don't remember what it was, but it was funny. Oh, and you know what I wanted to say? And just to piggyback off that, my grandma, my great grandma was, she just died a couple years ago. She was a bootlegger and her liquor store is still on 54th Street, Schumer's Liquors.

42:14No way. No fucking way. Yeah, yeah. That's wild. Yeah, so, but she, I mean, it's crazy. She sold, Tennessee Williams was a regular customer. I hate to do this, but I love to do this too. Do you have any funny questions? theater stories from meteor shower oh my god like anything that went wrong or just like oh my god one night this horrible thing okay this just lets you know about my behavior a little bit yeah you know they film one of the nights of the broadway show for the performing arts library up in lincoln center yes and so the night they were filming us uh i i had like a you know a speed like a monologue in the middle of the show and someone in the front row took out as they sell in the most Broadway shows peanut M &M's and they're sitting you know five feet away from me and they open up the M &M's and they start eating them and I'm trying to get through my mouth you know you're like saying the words and then finally I just like looked at them and I was like peanut M &M's like right now wow did they just freeze chewing it was this young guy and he gave me a look like like you're right you know like this wasn't a good this wasn't good timing we just you know carried on it wasn't a very serious play yeah that's really funny i had the same thing amy i was doing a one man show called an act of god where i was playing god long story but anyway in the front row swear to god same thing yep and i looked at him because i in my head i was like i can't keep going i have to and watch this guy so i just said you know i stopped and i looked at him I said, you know, this isn't a movie.

43:56No, but they really don't. They really don't know that. This is a live show, and there's the fourth wall that is not there. Well, seeing Prayer for the French Republic, it's like this amazing play. Yeah. And, you know, a lot of the audience for Broadway shows are, you know, 90 and above. And you can hear the play, but you can also hear it through the hearing aids. Right. And they go, it's not working, you know. So Broadway. What about hosting the Oscars? Anything that we didn't see that went no good? I think you saw it. I think you saw the sort of headline on that night. I apologize. I'm not remembering anything specific.

44:41Are you referencing something I should know? Oh, okay. There was like a little bit of a disagreement between – have you heard of Will Smith? Oh, yes. Yes, yes. Okay, he's an actor and... Yes. Yeah, and so he got into like a little thing with another comedian. I can't remember his name. Yeah, I remember us all being really knocked out by that. No pun intended. Yeah, yeah. Can I just say, this is kind of out there, but I'm just going to say it. I was surprised. Yeah, I think everyone except one was. Fuck, I can't believe you went out on that limb. No, I don't want to be like, you know, this will be the pull quote, but I was taken aback.

45:20Fuck. Dude, you and your controversial positions never stops. I'll say it. Was it a fun experience aside from that, or was the whole thing just kind of drowned out by it? No, it was totally fun. It was totally fun. It was like I just wanted to do it, you know, and doing it with Regina and Wanda was so fun. Like I love preparing jokes. When somebody else is going to host something, I love helping them with jokes and putting on a show. You know, it felt like we were putting on a show. And it was so fun. And I got to fly. I was like, I want to go up on flies. And I did like a very stupid thing. But, you know, I feel like we did a really good job, honestly.

46:00Like I think if that hadn't happened, thanks. I think, you know, I think a takeaway would have been that we did a good job. Yeah, I hope they do that again. You know, have they done three before? No, but. I don't think so, right? Yeah, but, you know, when it's women, And they paid us all together the same as one man. No. No, I'm just kidding. No. But what do you get for hosting that? Who knows? You're going to have to tell us. You should do it again. You would never do that? I don't know. I mean, like earlier we were saying, I just don't know if I would be able to survive that. I'm just not great in front of a live audience being myself.

46:46Really? don't you guys do this show in front of live audiences a lot? No, this is just us. No, we have. No, you have. We have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll write that. Yeah, well, it wasn't comfortable. I mean, I had a good time, but that's very nerve-wracking for me. Will, and when you asked me to do the show, the timing just didn't work out with the road, but I was so honored. You guys are all the funniest people ever. Everyone I know loves this. No, they all love the show. I know nobody likes compliments, but I love the show. They love the show. I saw you at our mutual friend Jane's house. Yes. and Sweet Jane Buffett and and I we talked about it and then I inquired and then it didn't work out timing wise and then I see you pop up today and it's taken me most of this show to recover from that it's the equivalent of being slapped in the face with an empty glove is it?

47:35yeah wow an empty glove yeah and you know what I mean and I always I know I have very sort of old fashioned you know images but But anyway, I'm now over it. But royalty. I'm just glad you're here. Very royal metaphors. Well, I'm very regal. You didn't ask me about my lineage, and I didn't want to do it because I don't want to sit here and fucking make everybody feel bad. Oh, my God. Are you okay? Canadian royalty. No, what's going on? Are you descended from somebody? Wow. Maybe. Yeah, maybe. Wayne Gretzky? Wayne Gretzky. Amy, all the accomplishments you've had and everything that you've succeeded in all of these years, is there something you haven't reached yet?

48:18Is there something you'd like to bury right now from your high position? My uterus. Oh, for fuck's sake. I'm sorry, I'm having fun. I swear to you that it never offended me for one second, but the idea that you think that maybe it offended me is like, you know, it makes me feel good. Well, I don't, you know, we play around, but you never ever really want to actually hurt anybody's feelings. I can really barely manage having one. And I cannot imagine if it had worked out to have another one. And I don't miss my uterus and I still have my ovaries, so I'm not in menopause. Okay. Yeah. Huh. Well, hang on.

48:52There go my next five minutes.

48:57I'm tapped out. I'm tapped. Speaking of tapped out, we are past the one hour mark and that's our commitment to you, our guest. You only have to give us an hour and we love you and already miss you. Amy? Yes. Am I canceled after this podcast? No. Did you get canceled once before? Many times. I've been canceled many times. Truly? Of course. You've said some controversial things? I don't even think. When was the first time we met, Amy? Do you remember? The very first time? Yeah. Was it at James? This is where feelings get hit. Oh, no. We met at Kimmel's. No. And that's why I'm asking you this. Because we'd met before.

49:37And at Kimmel's, this is why I'm burning you, because you burned me back then. We had met before, and you and I were talking to Conan, and I said, hey, blah, blah, blah, nice. And you go, we fucking met like six months ago. And I go, sorry, blah, blah, blah, blah. What a bitch. I hate when people do that. And now you think that that was the first time you met. I did not. No. Did I really do that? I hate when people do that. I mean, you weren't shitty. You weren't shitty. We were laughing. You and I met first time we met at, was it Kimmel's? I think it was Kimmel's. Yeah. It was that same time.

50:07It was that same time at Kimmel's. Yeah, that was. Amy, do you remember the first time we met? Today. It was today. It was today on this pod. Okay, I know we're wrapping up, but really, can you just tell me? I don't, I really think. Oh, no, we laugh. I don't, now we both don't remember the actual first time. Maybe I was just messing with you. Maybe you were. It's okay. The first time Will and I met, I don't remember. That's true. I told him one day after I'd stopped drinking for a while. Or no, it was after you had stopped drinking. Will stopped drinking before me. I think I said something to him until like, boy, our timing's terrible.

50:41I would have loved to just get slammed with you. You know, it would be great if we partied together. And he said, oh, no, we have. We did. Oh. We had like eight years, five, six, seven, eight years before we had gone out one night. And I went ahead and got a little over served. Oh, my gosh. And just didn't. Oh, you know who I, I have to say this before I forget, is that I work with someone that you both work with. Uh-oh. Do you remember? Michael Cera. Michael Cera. That's right. Yes. And we have our second season of our TV show, Life and Beth, on Hulu. Yes. On Hulu. On Hulu. With Michael Cera that you can watch right now.

51:21Just go to Hulu and watch it. And watch it. Like, what's your problem that you're not watching it? Michael Cera. Let's do a watch party. A little lover. Love that Michael Cera. He's a little lover. Amy Schumer, so funny, so talented. You're the greatest. Yeah, you're great. Oh, God, I love you guys. In your handsome house back there. Yeah. Wait, I just want to show you the stuffed animal before it's over. Okay, I want to see the haunted toys. This is my real stuffed animal. This is my real stuffed animal. Oh, my God. Oh, listener. This is like a stuffed panda bear that looks like it got dragged behind a pickup truck.

51:59That is the scariest. It's not even a panda. It's not a joke. Like, this is my actual stuffed animal from growing up. Does it look like that because when you're angry, that's where you take it out? Did your parents hate you? This was my mom's when she was a little girl. Yeah. And did she have claws? It's like 100 years. It's like filled with straw. I don't know. All my stuffed animals. I liked like old antique stuffed animals. I don't know. It's something that's up. It's like show me on the doll where he touched you. And it's just like everywhere. Feathers everywhere. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Amy, love you.

52:36Love you. Love you, Amy. See you soon. I think. I hope. Amy Schumer. The one, the only. The only. Okay. All right. And also go on Blue Apron and get an apron, right? Wait, no, that's not what they sell. That's not what they sell at Blue Apron. Yeah. If you want an apron, make it blue. Get the blue one. Strap it on and cook. Don't strap anything on. Nobody's... What? All right. Bye. Bye. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. that's amy schumer everybody that's amy schumer everybody wow i've always i've always wanted to meet her in there she's the greatest i mean you just sit down and start talking to her like you've known her for 45 years yeah yeah i've always been a fan of hers ever since she came on you know i remember her first time i think i saw her was on ellen and uh the ellen degenera show and she she just was naturally funny would tell stories and everybody was dying laughing like who is this girl how does she have the confidence she's really smart she's yeah and the ball to just kind of say whatever she thinks and feels and you know there was this there was a um uh this is known this is public she there was she was going to be barbie there was going to be a version uh they were going to have barbie movie with her that's right um and i was so excited about that i mean obviously the marco robbie one is incredible and and you know congratulations to all their success on that but i'm i will i will always be uh curious what her version would have been sequel yeah just her sensibility and her approach and the the irony of playing that sort of iconic you know glam part uh would have been pretty cool and smart i'll bet yeah um anyway well you know never say never never say never right i'm sure there'll probably be at least two or three more barbies you know for sure she should get in there she should be one of the barbies yeah yeah what any parts that you guys decided not to do that other people did and that you're like oh i could have done that or that people might not know that you passed up uh yeah i mean the the famous one that you guys know that i always bring up which is uh you know it's not that big of a role but it was madagascar the giraffe in madagascar you were gonna do an iconic role i passed i know the audience who ended up who ended up doing that voice david schwimmer did a Wonderful job at playing that.

54:56Did you just not see a way into that character, Sean? Is that why? No, it was, I don't know why. I was actually advised to pass because it was, they didn't have a script or anything. Who advised you? My manager at the time was like, don't do it. I was like, really? Okay. So I didn't do it. And then they made me like five of them or something. Yeah. Well, did you? You would have made so much money from that. Well, it would have been fun. Did your agent pass? Oh, you would have made so much money. Okay. Yeah. Did your agent pass on it for you or did you call the director personally and just say, yeah, you know what?

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