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SmartLess Podcast Episode Summary: "Julia Garner"
Episode Overview The episode features actress Julia Garner, known for her roles in series like *Ozark*. Hosted by Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett, the episode combines candid dialogue with humor, covering a range of topics from acting to personal experiences and insights on creativity.
Key Themes and Discussions
Introduction and Cold Opens
- The episode begins with lighthearted banter among the hosts, touching on grocery shopping habits and their quirks.
- Will shares his technical difficulties, while Sean discusses his affinity for a popular Trader Joe's product.
Grocery Shopping Innovations
- Jason Bateman shares a past idea for a grocery store app that would help customers navigate stores more efficiently.
- They reminisce about experiences in grocery stores, showcasing their humorous interactions and individual habits.
Guest Introduction
Julia Garner
- Julia Garner, introduced as a "true chameleon," discusses her journey in acting starting at the age of 15.
- The hosts express admiration for Julia’s Emmy-winning performances and her significant impact on the show *Ozark*.
Julia's Acting Journey
- Julia reflects on the audition process for *Ozark*, her initial apprehensions, and the importance of character immersion.
- She discusses her experiences with accents and character portrayal, emphasizing the challenge and joy of embodying different roles.
The Importance of Humor and Discomfort in Acting
- Julia shares her belief that discomfort is essential for growth as an artist, highlighting her experience in clown school.
- She articulates the value of failure and how it contributes to creativity, particularly in comedic roles.
Personal Insights and Career Highlights
- Julia reveals personal anecdotes about her journey, including her first major film role and the dynamics of auditioning in competitive environments.
- She discusses her marriage to musician Mark Foster and how their lives intersect in both personal and professional realms.
Upcoming Projects and Future Aspirations
- Julia previews her upcoming projects, including *Fantastic Four* and *Weapons*, and her aspirations for future roles.
- She expresses excitement about her evolving career, reflecting on how her early experiences shaped her current successes.
Closing Remarks
- The episode wraps up with warm exchanges between Julia and the hosts, emphasizing the genuine camaraderie and respect among them.
- Julia is encouraged to reconnect after her upcoming projects, highlighting the bonds formed within the industry.
Key Takeaways
- Humor in Acting: Julia emphasizes the significance of humor and the ability to embrace failure as part of the creative process.
- Personal Growth: The discussion reflects the journey of finding comfort in discomfort, a recurring theme in Julia's career and artistic philosophy.
- Unique Insights: Julia’s experiences underscore the unpredictability of the acting world and the importance of seizing opportunities while remaining authentic.
Conclusion This episode of *SmartLess* not only highlights Julia Garner's impressive career trajectory but also offers listeners insight into the complexities of acting, personal growth, and the intertwining of professional lives among artists. The combination of humor and genuine conversation makes for an engaging and thought-provoking episode.
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Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:28How many cold opens are we going to be doing? Smart. Less.
0:37Smart. Less.
0:43Smart. Less. Will, are you ready? Fuck. Yeah, I've been ready for fucking 20 minutes, AWOD. I mean, Will had some real technical difficulties. Sean was busy doing the Trader Joe's lobster bisque pasta. He loves that trend. He's all over TikTok doing the lobster bisque pasta trend. Sean, do you do your own grocery shopping?
1:11I don't. Yeah, sometimes I do, yeah. Well, can you go deeper on the pausing? Yeah. Well, because a lot of times Scotty, thank you, Scotty, just made me some tea. Look at that. Can he take the rest of the afternoon off? And by tea, do you mean chili? Yeah, a cup of chili. No, I do, I go, I go to the grocery store. Scotty, do we go to the grocery store? Help me. Do we? Yeah, sometimes we go to the grocery store. Wait a second. Yeah, we go to the grocery store. I'm sorry, can we just pause on that for one second? Can we pause on the, Scotty, do we go to the grocery store sometimes? We do sometimes.
1:49But here's the thing. Are you in a blackout? I only like to go when I know exactly what it is I need. And then like years ago, it's so funny you said this because last night I was talking about this. years ago I thought Way to go JB here we go it's a great story He does seem like he's really fired he's filled the whole gas tank ready for this one Yeah get into go ahead go back to take us back to years ago Yeah I had this idea for this app which was I was gonna like partner with all of these grocery stores and when you walk into the grocery store your phone recognizes your location and then it gives you a map of that grocery store and you put in what exactly you're looking for so you're not in there for an hour just looking for the one item People just fill a post-it.
2:29So instead of looking at the signs above, you just look at your phone. That's right. And then somebody thought of it and somebody's doing it. You know what? And they're bankrupt already. I went to, I remember one time being in Germany and seeing these stores, they had these food stores where you go in, true story, and they'd have like set up in different areas of the store, you know, examples of prepared meals, like a beautiful, like a pasta, like a chicken or whatever. Beautiful pasta. And then all the way around that item and they would switch them up every day. they'd have all the necessary ingredients you need to buy from the store just to make that at home.
3:03Pretty good. You don't like that? Yeah. You know what? Something I would do that. I would buy that. You know what else they do at supermarkets is they've got rows and rows and rows of ingredients that you could buy to build. But this is giving you, this is kind of eliminating the like, oh, what do I need? I need to go in eight aisles. No, no, no. All of it's right there. But I can't wait for this answer. I can't wait for this answer. I know, Jason. By the way, standing in front of his huge glass house, lobbing stones. Let me tell you something. I actually really enjoy the market. And when I go, it's expensive.
3:39Because I'll take three hours, and I'll just go aisle to aisle to aisle. Last time. Up and then down. Last time. And then up and then. This was 87, 88. We're talking very recent. Sometimes I need a follow cart, you know, because the front one gets too thick. Lettuce. and romaine lettuce and butter lettuce. This was in the day where I'd get everything. You know, because I grew up in a house that was very, very sort of, quote, healthy. You know, so there wasn't any garbage in the house. And so once I moved out, I bought all the garbage. I mean, the snacks, the sodas, the cereals. Yeah, it's the best.
4:15It's almost like when you get older and you're on your own, something feels good about not having to ask permission to get eaten, whatever you want. Well, let's be clear, Sean. I grew out of it in about two years. and I've been taking care of my body ever since. You're what, 62, 63 now? And you're still buying Froot Loops. No, I will have something like that on occasion. I'm trying to, now I'm trying to find balance for the first time ever. Are you still off sugar? You were off sugar a couple weeks ago. Not entirely, but I didn't realize my favorite ice cream had 100 grams of sugar in a pint. Didn't realize that, huh?
4:48What do you think? You think ice cream is just unicorn farts and cream? Yeah, I didn't know they could manufacture unicorn farts. Yeah, it's cream and sugar. Full stop. Yeah. What kind of dad joke do I have for you? I'd love one. I'd love just to transition into our guest. This is a new... Wait, this one, because I don't know if... I may have said this before. You've created your own segment here. I may have said this before, so please forgive me if I told you this one right. But I asked my brother to pass me the travel pamphlet this morning. Yeah. And he said, bro, sure.
5:29oh i gotta giggle i gotta giggle jb really likes that one jb really likes that one that one makes me real happy it settles me it's good that it settles me because i'm really nervous about this next guest i mean you know this is uh is that where you wear a nice shirt yeah exactly you've i don't think you've ever seen me in a button-up um on on this show. Really nice. So today's guest, this is someone I've wanted to meet for a very long time. She first hit my radar. Oh, no, wait, that's... That's my wife. That's the last guest. That's Amanda. Hey, God, can you imagine how much shit you'd throw at me if I came this unprepared?
6:16And by the way, what a slight to your guest. What a side swipe to your guest. Oh, no, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, that's it. What if it started exactly the same? I would have hung up. I would have gone already. If I were your guest, I would have walked. We've got a real special treat today. Dash, I think. Can't wait to meet her. This is someone who I've been watching from afar. Very, very curious about. I already know this. Stalking. Stalking. She's a true chameleon. She started acting at 15 and now barely 30. She's already won multiple Emmys, countless nominations, and seems positioned for a long and fruitful career.
6:50How did this Hebrew-speaking beauty from the Bronx make it all the way out to Hollywood and into our hearts? We're going to find out. Guys, let's find out. This is Miss Julia Garner. Did I say that correctly? Did I pronounce that right? You threw me with I can't wait to meet her. Oh, right? I'm real crafty like that. Watching from afar. We can unblock the camera now, my sweet love. Yeah. Oh, there you are. Hi. Hi, Julia. Hi. Nice to meet you. You look just like on the TV shows. Oh, my God. It's so nice to meet you, Jason. You too. I've, like, heard so much about you. Wait, no Southern accent? Yeah.
7:26No Southern accent. So that was just a put on from the... Oh, my gosh. So that our listener knows, Julia starred in, was arguably the best part of Ozark for the entire... You're right. There's no argument. For years and years, and that's how you and JB met, I presume, was on Ozark, the award-winning show brought to you by our very own JB. and starring the wonderful Julia Garner. Julia, welcome to Smart Loves. And Jason. Jason starring Jason. Brought to you by our friend Ted Sarandos. That's who brought it to you. Oh, my God. Shout out to Jason. Hucker up. Yeah. Love you, Teddy. Love you. Teddy, you're the best.
8:04Gross. Disgusting. Go ahead. You know what, though, Julia? First of all, it's so nice to meet you. So nice to meet you. This is really cool. Jason was joking because I know every interview I've ever given over the many, many years of Ozark was about that accent. but I was truly blown away. I was, because I had never seen you before because I'm an idiot. A lot of people. And so my first exposure, my first exposure to you was Ozark. And then when I saw you on your first talk show, I was like, oh wait, what? Like it was, it was so believable. You were completely, do you love playing characters like that?
8:36He's new to acting. He's, he's really blown away by the concept of it. It's so fun, right, Sean? When you pretend to be someone else, is it neat? Yeah. Yeah, I guess. I mean, He thought Ozark was a documentary. Sorry. He just, Jason just brought a whole film crew to the Ozarks. Disturbed you and your brothers. Just did like Werner Herzog style. Yeah. I don't think I ever asked you, it would have been fun for me. It would be fun one day to play and do some big southern accent. Yeah, why don't you do it? Like, was it fun to do that? Hang on, keep going. Who are we? Yeah, keep going. Who is this?
9:18introduce us to this character. Fire up the truck. Yeah. Did you, was it fun to play, to use the accent all the time? Did I use it like off camera when we weren't working together? No, no, no. When you were doing it, when you were playing the Ruth Langmore gal there. Was it work or did you enjoy actually doing that? Because you have to be conscious of it. It was both. But I feel like, if you want anything to be good, it takes a lot of work. Yeah, yeah. I'm writing this down as you're talking. Yeah, but also it's like, also if you want, you know, I'm always constantly like chasing that flow state.
10:02So, and that takes a lot of work in a way. The flow state is - To just kind of get there. What is that? That is after work. Like when you're acting. Right. So, well, I don't know. I don't know the terms. Remember when you directed me? Yeah, yeah. But the flow, but the flow is - Does the flow happen after massive preparation, one can reach a flow state because you've properly prepared? Question? Yes. Yes. So I prepare, I prepare, prepare. And then once I get to your set, I just throw it all away. Yeah. You don't have to think about it. Yeah. I don't think about it. He doesn't take you out of that flow state when you see his face.
10:42It doesn't go like, this is a job. No, you know what? I love working with Jason. Here we go. Because he kind of, I love working with Jason because he relaxes everybody. Like he makes it fun. Because sometimes when, you know, especially when I was like a new actor, I would always get super tense and it felt like almost like life or death. And then Jason would do something ridiculous to kind of ease it. And I loved it. And I think that's so important in my opinion. I'm the best. I love it. I'm the best. You are the best. You really are. I say this to everybody, truly. Julie, I love that. Me too.
11:16Never been directed by him. Ted Sarandos is the best. Ted Sarandos is also the best. Yeah. Let me just say that. No, no, no. Incredible. But Jay, why don't you, you never ever have, by the way, neither of you will, you don't either, never show any signs of anxiety while me and Julia are walking around with like, we're nervous about showing up and doing a good job. You should look at my bowel movements. Would you? God, can we have one episode where we don't talk about bowel movements? This is, what are you talking about, Sean? You're very, you're not. No, I mean, I get nervous, like you just said, Julia, about right before you start and is the character that I worked on going to be any good and blah, blah, blah, you know.
11:57And then once you get, but I just don't feel that from you guys. Well, you know, sort of in that vein, Julia, so you do, you're going to do Ozark. You obviously, you meet Mr. Bateman. Thank you. As he makes you, I heard that he made you call him. and so you go through the process of getting that gig and you show up day one on set and you know that you're playing this Southern character. Were you nervous at all about taking that first swing, that first take of that first scene? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or had you guys prepped enough and he knew? No, I was so nervous because also, first of all, I thought that I wasn't going to get Ozark when I auditioned for it.
12:39Well, his face just sags, so he's always got a mean look on his face. I actually felt the first audition, look at his nose getting up. He's like, mm-hmm. He thinks he's smiling. I'm thrilled. He has to turn his whole head up. Yeah, he's just like, look, I can see a booger right there.
13:00No, but it was kind of crazy because the first audition I thought, you know, It was just a tiny, tiny casting room in New York, paper-thin walls. And I'm hearing the other actors read the lines. And I'm like, oh, my God. That's the worst. Yeah. And I'm like, wow, she killed him. They're like, that was amazing. That was fantastic. And then I had to go in next. And I did it once. And I remember calling my mother. And I was like, I'm not, I don't think I'm, I'm just going to move on. And then I want to say like 10 days later, there was a callback. and Jason was in that callback. And I remember the, I remember he.
13:44Slower. He kept, no, I'm trying. Sean. He's trying to make up a story that. You know what I remember? I remember he was, he was very, he gave very good. He gave amazing, like really interesting direction, but also he was very sweet. And then he started talking about like local TV at the end of the audition. Local news. You were saying, what are you going to do later? I was like, I don't know. Watch some TV. And he's like, what are you going to watch? Local news. That was... That is funny. That's literally the first thing. That is funny. I was like, that guy's an oddball, but I like him. And I was like, but also, how does he know that I kind of like love secretly local news?
14:25Did I? He saw me, like immediately. Yes, yes. Did I say any? I didn't, I didn't say, hey, high five, you got the job in the room, did I? No. No, and Chris was in the room. And I just remember feeling like still unsure. But I do remember with the first, it was like a mock scene. It wasn't even in the script. But I do remember seeing. Did I read with you? Yeah, you read with me. I did. And I remember the first scene that I saw, I was like, this dialogue's either going to work if this person talks really fast or really slow. There was no in-between. That was always very clear in the dialogue. And you went with the fast?
15:13Depending on her mood. Yeah. And then what about the accent? Was that something that Alexa Fogel, sort of our casting director, did she give you sort of a hint, a tip on that? like you should speak or is that just something that you did on your own? No, by the way, we love Alexa Fogel. Shout out to Alexa Fogel. Yes, grateful for Alexa. She loves that Will Arnett. Many years, I've known her many years. Yeah. No, it was kind of one of those things that I just assumed because it was Missouri that there was going to be an accident. Missouri. And that's also why that's also why I didn't feel like the first audition, nobody was doing that accent.
15:57And then I couldn't remember my lines with my regular speaking voice. So I started freaking out. That's why I didn't think I was going to get the jump. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. Did you, you know, I will say it reminded me of, did you ever know people, I knew a few actors over the years, especially like in the 90s, being in New York and sometimes coming out here. And you'd often over a course of years see like the same kind of people who are kind of your age up for the similar jobs. and you'd see them over and you'd get to know them from waiting rooms and stuff around town. Yeah. Oh my God, so many.
16:28And that's how I had the misfortune of originally meeting Thoreau over the years was in waiting rooms, right? Oh, fuck. There's always an actor in a waiting room. Yeah. But you know those actors who would come out? I knew a couple and they thought they were being funny and they'd come out and they'd go like, well, I got it. Like that was their fit all the time was like, I got it, nobody else. And like at a certain point you're like, hey man, just stay in your lane. Stay away from me. I want to work too. And then cut to you walking out of the Arrested Development audition and everyone and all the executives following you out saying, all right, we got it.
17:06We got our guy as you guys all walked past the remaining guys that were supposed to go in and audition for your part. Why do they do that? Which if you remember, JB, at the time I said to Mitch, I said, hey, let's keep it down. It's part of the story because one of the people was out there in the room who didn't get it and I felt, I knew what that feeling was. Yeah. Well, we can say who that is because he did just fine. Rainn Wilson went on to get The Office a couple weeks later. Yeah, he would have beat me at that gig. So like, you know what I mean? Let's just be clear about that. Anyway, so with that kind of like actor politics is always weird.
17:41Well, it's funny and I feel like that's slowly disappearing. Like I feel like I was kind of - Yeah, because everyone's doing their auditions from home. Yeah, like I feel like I was kind of the very, very last of, like there's so many actors that are working today that I've met in audition rooms when I was like 16, 17 years old. And then like, there would be like a hangout after, like you're like, oh yeah, do you like want to hang out? Yeah, like it was just like a little more, there was like spontaneous a little more now. It's just. Cameraderie, yeah. Yeah. But you were also, you were a great hanger-outer on Ozark, right?
18:15You guys, you always went out. I don't even know what that's. I would always hear the next morning at work like you guys would all talk about the night you guys had out. You'd go out with all the other actors and you guys would all have a lot of fun. I was also 22 when I started. You had a real life down there. Where were you, JB? Granddad went home, put on the comfy socks and PJs and watched Rachel Maddow and learned my lines and went to bed. Still doing the same thing today. Julia, you haven't missed it. It's all going to be over. No regrets. What have you done? Nothing. Nothing. I've got one tooth left in my mouth.
18:50I've had no life experiences. But I'm thin.
19:00We'll be right back.
19:04And now, back to the show. We'll get off Ozark really, you know, I'm sure after this, I could talk about it forever. I love the show. No, shut up. You have not seen it. I love seeing every episode. But was there anything, because it was like, at times it was really physical. And I remember Jason telling me that I was like, did you really do all that? He's like, no, that was a stunt double where he gets punched in the face, thrown on the floor, kicked across the room. Did you have anything like that? And did you ever get hurt? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah, but I'm also like, I might, you know. She's a little flower.
19:37Yeah. But I also don't sometimes carry myself like one. So that's how I get hurt. Oh, okay. Julia, have you learned how to - Yes, I'm like, oh, yeah, I'll be fine. Have you learned how to drive since the show? You didn't know how to drive? This woman? I mean, you ask her to just drive 10 feet. Just hit the mark. You're just going to need to drive 10 feet. We're going to put sandbags in front of the wheel. And you're going to be the first person that I'm going to call as soon as I learn how to drive. I'm not getting in the car. I will not get in the car to you. I think I'll be a great— At least a year under your belt.
20:07Wait, Julia, do you drive now or you still don't drive? No, because it's just I've been— Where do you live? Los Angeles. Well, yeah. Okay, well, I don't - You honestly still don't drive? No, and then whenever I'm in the process of learning how to drive, then I have to leave town. For real. Like, it's, like, always like that. So as soon as, like, I want to, you know, work, I just, you know, try to learn how to drive, and then I'll - So how do you get around? You're Uber all the time, or does Mark drive you around? Both. Both. Friends. You know what the kids say today? My friends want to Uber all the time.
20:41Yeah, what the kids say? I'm like a passenger princess. You are? That's what the kids say today. Totally. By the way, even if I learned how to drive, I still love to be driven. I'm not going to lie. Like, I love it. Call me if you ever need a ride. I do like to drive. All right, wait. So, wait a minute, Julia. Wait, I want to stay on this driving thing just for just two seconds. Okay, okay, Sean. So, wait, you have your friends drive you or Mark, I'm guessing Mark is your boyfriend or husband? Yeah, my husband. I could ask you 17 million questions about this one. And have you ever way mode? Is that the thing that's a drive?
21:10Self-driving car. That scares me. I don't like that. Yeah, yeah. I've done that before with my friend because he also doesn't drive because he's from the UK. And that scares me. That's crazy. Sean's a big advocate. Well, no, I mean, I think it's where the future is going to be. I think ultimately like 20, 30 years. Is that where we're going? Driverless cars? No, it's a prognosticator. Oh, do you think AI is going to have an impact? Wait, what's AI? What's going to be popular? Computers? What else, Sean? No, it's a prognosticator. What else? I think food's really gonna catch on. Any more hot takes?
21:44Fuck. Julia, I've got a question for you. Sean, quiet, please. Yes, Jason. So you booked Martha, Marcy, May, Marlene. Yeah. Okay, hold for applause. At 16, was this the first time that you really felt acting was a viable career path? Julia? Julia, please answer the question. Yes, please answer the question. It was still like a test because I was so young. I was 16. So that was like the first biggie, right? Yeah, that was the first job. And I didn't even really know, because this was 2010. And so Sundance was not what it is today. It wasn't, like it was still felt kind of indie in that way. There was, I think like swag bag was like a thing for like two, it was like, it was just new.
22:32So it wasn't commercialized in a way. So I didn't really know what that anything was. So it felt more like a test, I guess, in a way. But I just really loved it. I just loved meeting people. And that film kind of took off and you started to get some notoriety and the phone started ringing just a little bit. And was that kind of psych? Notoriety? Was it bad news? What happened? Did you do something bad? Could you kind of see the future a little bit? Did you have the courage to kind of dream a little bit there or was it still a little distant? Well, I've always been a big dreamer, but I never thought that my life would end up like this.
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23:13Like I never thought that this was, I always loved movies. I grew up like watching Turner classic movies and I always loved, loved films, but there was still something that felt very far, even though I grew up in New York and I grew up around actors and going to the theater, but there's something that felt very far because it wasn't, I didn't know it was like a real profession. Like, it didn't feel real. Right. So then even as sort of some momentum started to gain there, so you're 16, you're approaching the end of what would be the high school years and the possibility to maybe go to college and study another career.
23:52So since you weren't really committed to, you weren't allowing yourself to feel super positive about a career in the business, were you keeping your other irons hot as far as other occupations, other industries? No, because I was so bad at everything else. and I seem... You didn't, you were all in. You didn't even go to college? Yeah, well, I, no. And I was like, oh, well, I'm getting a good response with this, so I must be okay with it because I'm so bad at everything else. You know what's funny about that is that we, that's a common, that answer comes up for a lot and it goes for the three of us too, right?
24:29Yeah, we can't do that. And when I find, I'm sort of coming to the conclusion that actors are just a bunch of people who are bad at everything else. Yeah. Right. It's true. Let's pretend, let's get a job where we can pretend to be good at stuff. Yeah. It's kind of true. Yeah, that's so true. Yeah, and I also, I didn't do, I don't do well when I feel like there's like, has to be rules in a way. Like I don't, I, you know, I like. That there's a right way to do something and a wrong way to do something. Yeah, like I like running, I like the feeling of like running around and kind of being free as corny as that sounds.
25:02Right, right, right, right. It sounds like you're advocating for anarchy. Yeah, yeah. No, she is. She's a rule breaker. Yeah, I'm a rule breaker. I didn't know about this. I'm not against it. Tell me about, what is this David Chase thing that Wikipedia is talking about here? Oh, so there's actually, speaking of, so that was my second movie. This is Not Fade Away? Not Fade Away. And this is a crazy story. So my first time going to LA, I just turned 17. It was like a month after I turned 17. And I only remember this because it was like in March and all the purple, you know, trees. I'd never seen anything like that coming from New York.
25:45Jackarandas, yeah. Jackarandas. Jackarandas. Yeah, and I remember being... That's good. And were you alone at 17 or did you come out with mom? No, I came out with mom and my acting coach. Oh, yeah? You know, and... Did you stay at the Oakwoods? Yeah. You did? Did you really? Nearby, yeah. Oh, I did. And we didn't know where anything was. This was like GPS was new. So it was like recalculating. It was like all the time. It was so crazy. Sounds like mom was as gifted as you are behind the wheel. Yeah. Recalculating. Yes, recalculating. Exactly. But it was one of those things that I had crazy like callbacks, auditions like every single day while I was doing that one day of shoot for the David Chase project that he basically wrote that part for me because I auditioned for a different part.
26:39Okay. And I didn't get James Gadolfini's daughter, so he was like, I wrote a part for you, and it was in this dream sequence. Yeah. So that was my first time in L.A., and on the plane, I got the worst eye infection on my way there. I had green pus coming out of my eye, like green goo. It was terrible. And I had all these auditions booked, all these callbacks. Like these callbacks, I'm looking at it, I'm like, where are these meetings now? Like I'm like, these meetings were crazy. And I had— Oh, you poor thing. You must have been just a nervous wreck that you're going to show up with this pink eye.
27:19So this callback that I had, so there was all these callbacks and auditions and meetings with this like, and it wasn't contagious. So I went to a doctor and I'm like, yeah, you're fine, but it just looks, it's literally an eyesore. And I got this phone call. Well, I had a chemistry read with Claridane. So I had to like go in with an eye infection with Claridane and I had to like apologize, basically explain my I, which was horrific. Don't look at this one, look at this one. Yeah. My so-called I. Not Will, that is great. And then in the middle of all these meetings, going back and forth, didn't know where I was going, never been to LA.
28:06I got a call from my manager and like a few weeks before I went out, in New York, I went on this audition for an untitled Paul Thomas Anderson film. Is there a phone ringing? I can't. No, you made a phone ringing. Oh, yes. I don't know what's going on. I didn't see that one. Yeah. By the way, it would be a great title for a Paul Thomas Anderson. Is there a phone ringing? Is there a phone ringing? Exactly. No, so it was an untitled Paul Thomas Anderson film. I was 16 and they called in. They're like, he wants to meet with you. um so i had that and then i it turned out to be for the masters um oh wow i love yeah and but i had this eye infection like i had this crazy chemistry read and yeah but that was my first time in la and then also who i met that week was fred roos i was 17 years old it was like one of you know yeah sure producer of the godfather yeah um but then by then i met him it was like a friday in my eye, like, calm down.
29:14But during that time, I also did not fade away. Just to give you, you know, I'm giving you the bullet points. What were you meeting with Fred Roos about? Just a general meeting, I guess. I don't know. Did he make you an offer you couldn't refuse? Hell no. No, he just, I met, I just met with him. I just, okay, I just thought maybe, yeah. So jump from that to. Yeah, but that was my first time in LA. Like, crazy trip. Wow. So if you will, make a big, huge leap now from, you know, You're sort of nascent stage there. And now you've just won your first Emmy of three consecutive Emmys, by the way. Unbelievable.
29:50What did that feel? So you've just won an Emmy. What a streak! What a streak! Been beaten three years in a row!
30:01What was that like? Personally and professionally, was there a big sea change? Or was it sort of a gradual thing? Sorry, I'm recalling that. Here's the question. Did the next day after winning an Emmy feel like you thought it would when you allowed yourself to dream back to your little kid? Very good. Very good.
30:23Well, first of all, Jason, I just want to say, like, the, it's, you know, it was such a dream working with you this whole time, or that whole time of, just the, and what I mean is, is, like, the process. it really, the next day, it was not depressing. It was not depressing, but it made you look at how important the process is and the experience rather than the result in a way. Amen. And now what? It's a token in a way. It's like, it's a great, it's an amazing token and it's like an opportunity for things. But then after the opportunity, you're looking for a new process in a way. Because you kind of feel like there's nothing really changed.
31:10It's just the next day. Well, endorphin rush and all that stuff is all in the anticipation. It's not in the getting of the thing, which is true. Yeah, and also your problems. That's interesting. You'll have 30 seconds up there, and it's great. And then you get off the stage, and then you're like, the next day, personally, your problems are still following you. It doesn't change anything. That's why I've never won an Emmy. That's why. You just keep returning them. Yeah, no, I want to take myself out of the running. It's not going to change anything. But it's funny. I think what it resulted to was after that, it made me feel not confident in a complete different way, in a sense.
31:55Because what it does, well, when you have a win after win after win after win, you kind of put this pressure where you feel like people are having having this expectation on you. Right, right. But, you know, during the strike, you know, I went to clown school because I didn't know what else to do with my time. That's fine. And I went to France. And the thing that the teacher, Philippe Goulier, who's amazing, he kept on saying, you know, duh. Screw that son of a bitch. I'll show this guy a thing or two about being a clown. Oh, you like France? Come to Italy. Sorry, this is a running joke. He's got a real loud mouth.
32:38He's a handful in the back of the air. And he's got a real touchy and sensitive about other Europeans. Exactly. But he kept on saying the failure is the friend of the clown, which I love. Failure is the friend of the clown. Failure is the friend of the clown. I like that. And you can't have great art if you don't have some sort of like, you know, humility in a way. Yes. You're not going to. Yes, please tell me what goes on in clown school. Well, a lot of things. Face painting. But I mean, like you hear that. Are you guys kind of juggling a lot of different things? Yeah. Nice, Will, another nice one.
33:13Well, actually, I didn't, you know, I did get a clown certificate. So you are talking to a certified clown. Was it an oversized shoe? Or just a red nose. It was a red nose. And he assigned me, he took one look at me and he was like, you are the witch. He assigned me to be a witch. I don't know. I maybe give him like witch energy. The witch with one cigarette. Wait, but he was really brilliant. Do you do like, because I hear it and I'm an idiot. So I hear, I went to clown school and I do everything that Jason and Will are joking about. Like I think about like, oh, well you put the paint. Is it that?
33:49You paint your face and you put on? No, no. It's old school like European clown. Yeah, it's old school. Yeah. It's kind of depressing. Oh, really? Yeah. It's like he puts you on stage and then you go behind a curtain and then they cue the music and you walk around like in a clown circle and then you just, and then the music stops and you just have to do whatever comes to your mind and make people laugh. And if you don't make people laugh, he kicks you off the stage. Oh my God, wow. So you have to really kind of just completely almost humiliate yourself. Just basically pull your pants down metaphorically, right?
34:22And just like be a fool. Be a fool. So I also, I just felt this, the first, you know, two days I was like, what the fuck am I doing? Why did I do this? Like, what is wrong with me? I love you, dude. I'm like, I'm not even in Paris. Like, I'm in this town, which, by the way, the town that I was staying in, I was like, why is this energy so crazy? And there's like the biggest mental asylum in France in this town. It's not a coincidence. Slash clown school. But again, of course, I also love, that's just me. Sign me up for the weirdest experience and I'm all up for that. But yeah, no, it was an amazing, it was a 10 out of 10 experience.
35:09Genuinely, it was amazing. How about that? Yeah. That's awesome. So has it adjusted your acting at all? Yes, absolutely. Sort of incorporating this fearlessness of humiliation? Although you were always brave about, You never worried about making yourself look foolish or ugly or flawed or something like that? No, not—well, no. And I think for me, it was more that I just needed to— I have to constantly make myself feel uncomfortable. Yeah. And that's going to make me feel comfortable as an artist. Oh, that's cool. Like, if I feel any sort of comfortability, I don't—like, then something's deeply wrong.
35:47Yeah, I totally get it. And also, I don't like— I mean, you totally get it. You're comfortable being on me. Are you saying? No, no, I know the being uncomfortable. You walk around in casualty slippers starting at 10.30 a.m. You and one other person live in a 15 ,000 square foot house. Shut the hell up, Sean. Go ahead, guys. I'm uncomfortable. She's talking about discomfort as a fucking artist. Jesus Christ. I'm not talking. Listen, don't get me. I love my sweaters. But I just. There's our bumper sticker. will be right back.
36:24All right, back to the show. Julia, now, you're surrounded by musical instruments, and I've been wanting to ask since, are these yours? No, these are my husband's. We're setting up a studio here. She's married to a rock star, you stupid dick. Okay, how am I supposed to know? No, I can't play anything. You're supposed to study up. You're supposed to goop in our interview. I didn't know his... Is he a singer? I don't know who he is. Forgive me. He's Mark Foster, Foster the People. Oh, wonderful. I didn't know that. Now that's a band. This is a fantastic band. That's great. Wait, can I jump ahead?
37:04I mean, I'll let Jay drive it in a second. But please. Were you, I just remembered, were you supposed to play Madonna at some point? Is that going to still happen? Yeah. I mean, that's supposed to still happen. That's wild. Yeah. What do you think? I mean, how did that come about? And like, were you ever a fan and all that? Oh my God. I was such a fan of Madonna's. You know, I grew up listening to Madonna. It just came about, like I knew that they were doing a project, making a movie about it. And then I went out to audition. I kind of, that was also another thing that I kind of just wanted to see if I could do it.
37:45because, you know, I wasn't a trained dancer and I had to like learn how to dance and then dance in front of her and convince her that I can dance basically. Yeah, yeah. And sing and sing with her and... Wow. Stressful. Yeah. I mean, so then how was that? Did it go well? Did she give you a bunch of notes or was she just like, oh my God, you're amazing. Do this, do that. Well, you know, I kind of just like thought like, like, okay, what would Madonna do? Which is like convince you that she deserved, you know, to be in this room. Right. And, you know. You owned it. And I owned it. And I was kind of like, you can take it or leave it.
38:27But if you leave it, if I leave, then that's, you know, that's on you. Right. You know what I mean? And it's like, if you take it, great. You know, that kind of like mentality. Yeah, that's sexy and different. And work the room, literally work the room. So what happened with that? What happened with that? Still sort of brewing. Still brewing. It's a long gestating, you know, good meals take a long time. But I also feel like anything that's great also, too, I notice if you hear stories, like, I feel like it takes a long time. Or it's, you know, it's either long or short. But meanwhile, meanwhile, you've snuck in a couple of fantastic jobs.
39:01Fantastic Four, anyone? Oh, yes. July 25th. That's going to be huge. Yeah. I mean, what was that process like? I imagine it was a lot of effects. You had to work with that pain in the ass Pedro Pascal. gal. I don't know how you get through that. How do you get through something like that? He's real chatty. It's so... I love him. You know, it's so funny because I met Pedro when I was 18. Yeah. And everybody now is on this Pedro craze, which I'm so happy about. Not us. Not us. We're not fans. We're not fans. But I, you know, I've met him and I always thought, you know, he was just so talented and it was always a matter of time with him, I felt.
39:42Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And so, but what about, so like green screens and, you know, special effects and all that, like that's a big spicy meatball, that thing. You've got costumes and like future stuff. Well, no, I didn't have any costumes because they, I was just like. Because you're a silver surfer. Yeah. So I was just like. Oh, wait, you're a silver surfer? Yeah. So I was like. Take it easy, Sean. Yeah. So it was. Scotty's going to slide in on a chair like Weekend Update. Question. No, I used to love this. When I was a kid, I used to watch it all the time. Yeah. I love the Silver Circle. So just like I'm chrome and silver.
40:19Yeah, it's so cool. Right. So does that mean you had to wear like a green bodysuit with like little markers on it for visual effects? I had the helmet with the giant GoPro-type camera and like the wires. Yeah. And it was crazy. And the first day on set, my first day on set was wild because, well, I finished Weapons, like, which is another thing. He said, let's not jump to the Josh Brolin vehicle coming out August 8th called Weapons. Yeah, by the way. So I filmed that like, I want to say like three weeks before. So like, but my first day on Fantastic, I - That's Fantastic Four, yeah. Fantastic Four.
40:56I'm kidding. First step, yes. Or FF. Yes, that's Fantastic Four. I, you know, had to do this, like all these like lines in the middle of, it's supposed to be like Times Square and it was 30 feet in the air. JB, you did a bunch of lines in the middle of Times Square, right? Like 94? Sure did, yeah. The New Year's celebration is always classic. That's what it was. But it was crazy because I was doing, you know, it was my first day on set and I was doing a scene 30 feet in the air with an earpiece and a microphone, you know, talking to 500 extras. And number two from Marvel was like on set. So I was like, that was my first day.
41:39Yeah. But after that, I felt like, you know, I have no reason to be nervous, I think, if I can do a scene 33 in the air. You have a robust promotion schedule coming up? Are you going to travel the world for that? Yeah. So it's, I mean, I'm, you know, I feel like with that, they were so, the four, the Fantastic Four, the cast, they were so nice. And I kind of felt like a really nice dinner guest in a way. So they like were really great hosts. So I'll like come in and out to their dinners, but I'm not gonna, and I'll be like a good dinner guest, but I'm not gonna be like the dinner guest. You'll be number five over there.
42:19Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll pick your cities. Exactly, exactly. All right, so then that comes out July 25th and you got Weapons with Josh Brolin, August 8th. Jeez, man. What's Weapons about? First of all, Brolin. I mean, come on. Yeah, Brolin. Now, you think Pedro Pascal's a pain in the ass. This guy, Brolin. I know, I just, I work with all the best men. Jason, Pedro, Josh. Well, you know how to slay the dragons. Yeah. What is that one about? It's so crazy. It's kind of like a multi-story intertwined spider web, but it's like a horror Magnolia kind of vibe. Oh, really? I don't even know how to explain it.
43:04I'm going to explain it. with you. When all but one child from the same class mysteriously vanished on the same night at exactly the same time, a community is left questioning who or what is behind their disappearance. Huh. Well, there it is. And I play a teacher. I'm in. I'm in. Yes. I like you and I like the Brolin fella. Yeah. I think he's going to go far. Julia, what do you do for fun? What do you do for fun? Yeah. Work, work, work, work. What do you do when you don't work? Yeah, what do you do when you don't work? You sound like you work a lot, which is great. Bravo. You know, it's great.
43:33Great work ethic! Yeah. But But what do you do when you're just chilling? You're not driving. So we know that. Are you... What are the hobbies? I'm going to sound so bad in this interview. Oh, my God. She just skateboards around L.A. What do you... What's the hobby? Yeah. I'm trying to figure that out. You have zero hobby right now. But when you're down, like you're in L.A., you're down, you've got downtime. Well, the problem is that when I'm not working, I love watching movies. But then even then, it still feels like I'm reminded that it's still work. Like, what are you going to do the rest of today?
44:07You're not going to set today. Well, I have an ADR after this today. And then I am leaving on Thursday to Vancouver for five and a half months. Oh, my God. So then you're going to pack. You'll pack tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I'm always working. That's great. What about, what are you watching right now on television? Aside from the movies. Like, will you just put on an old movie wherever it is? Yeah, well, and then, or I'll watch new stuff or I'll watch things that, you know, that I know that I should watch that I haven't watched yet. Like Below Deck Mediterranean? Yeah, by the way, I never got into that.
44:50I'm maybe one of the few. But now I just, I'm going to finish watching the Paul Rubin doc. It's really good. Oh yeah, I finished it. It's so good. It's interesting. It's so good. Did you see the Osama bin Laden doc? I started watching it and I wanted to binge watch it. That's great. So I stopped, but it looks, it's amazing. Now, what about, talk to me about fashion and modeling. I'm sure that's a passion for you, but also kind of fun. Well, I mean, I kind of - Sorry, not for you. Well, this is for our guest. This is for our guest, Julia. Yeah, yeah. Oh. Is that kind of a hobby? I mean, you don't look at it as, you're not doing that to make a living because you make plenty as an actor.
45:33I'd imagine that it's kind of fun to be asked to do these things. Well, I actually, like, there was a very long time where I actually made better money doing that than my acting. Really? Yeah, a lot of that came from that. Oh, yeah. Wow. So it's like a half, it's like a, I'm like, I'm, you know, I have two jobs, I guess. I don't know, but yeah. And so do you love all the dress up and the traveling and the... I don't love the traveling, but I, as you know, I do love, I've always loved fashion as a kid. Cause I always found it like a form of expression in a way. You've got a big billboard in New York.
46:10What was it for that I've just seen recently? There's. It was Gucci. Gucci. That was, that was, that was amazing. Cause I got to shoot with Steven Meisel again and he shot, you know, he shot my first cover when I was like 21. Wow. Yeah. That's cool. And I think it was like, yeah, a year before it did Ozark, the first season of Ozark. Oh, my God. So crazy. Oh, my God. So long ago. That's really fucking cool. Yeah. Very, very cool. Sean, you ever done a cover? Yeah, this year or no? I mean, I don't know. Sorry. Sorry, we need to be more specific. Yeah, just give me the year. I think you can do a cover.
46:49Yeah. I think you can do a cover. Yeah, why not? Yeah, GQ, whatever. Well, Julia, when you get back in five and a half months, maybe we can say hi again. I know, I know. And I get like, I always, you know, I miss working with you. That's the thing that I want to do the most is just, you know, work with you again. Boy, she closed her eyes when she said that. You know what I mean? It's a tell. No, I didn't. A little bit of a tell. Well, a little bit. Tell us one thing that we don't know about Jason that you experienced on. That was kind of fun, but also revealing and maybe embarrassing. She can't think of it.
47:21No, I can't. It's so not. Jason's probably the most he paid me to say all of this by the way no I'm kidding no Jason is the most like nurturing director I've ever worked with he's there's this like sense of safety that that's our time I think we just you know what though if I ever had the chance to direct Will or Sean I'd be a fucking monster with them yeah what do you you already have shut up over there Will you fucking and stuff like that. And we got in an argument the first time you directed Arrested Development. Yeah, because you were all, yeah, because he was all, he came in all fucking pouty because, who was it?
48:02Who lost the election? Kerry? Kerry, yeah. John Kerry lost the election and old Canadian Will walks on to set all pouty about, oh, our country. Hey, man, I was wearing yellow leotards and I was in a fucking banana suit. That's a true story. I had to pick you up. And Jason and I, and he picked me up with a crane and we got in an argument. Dropped you in the bay, yeah. And I'm in a fucking banana suit and we're arguing outside. He's like, just do the fucking scene. I'm like, hey, fuck you. Oh, I love it. Was that the last time you, was that the last time you worked with him? That was it. As a director.
48:35As an actor and Jason directing? He's pursued me so much. I just, I can't make this deal. I can't, yeah, I can't make this deal. Yeah, when was the last time we worked together as an actor? Was it the, it was the Smartless doc, right? But that wasn't really acting. No, that wasn't acting. That was the last time we did anything. Yeah. One of these days. I mean, I see you every goddamn day now doing this. I'm always acting like I like you. And then Sean. Wait, wait. This was so funny how this happened because I remember you were doing Ozark when you started this podcast. Yeah. And I remember you're like, yeah, you know, I'm just doing something silly.
49:08It's like I'm just doing it with my friends. We're just, you know, for shits and gigs. Yeah. Cut to. It's a monster. Yeah. Thank you, listeners. Yeah. Nice people. I get to meet my heroes like Julia Garner. You're everything I hoped you would be, Julia. They say don't meet your heroes. And you were just such a delight. Yes. Love to meet you in person one day. When you get back from your movie, please look me up. I'll try it. I'll find you. Yes, please do. Yes. Love you. Love to your mother. Love to Mark. Have a great shoot. And we're going to see Fantastic Four. We're going to see... July what?
49:47July what? July 25th. July 25th, August 8th. July 25th. August 8th, Weapons. Yeah, and then look for The Altruist. Is that what you're about to go do? Yes. Okay, that's going to be on Netflix. Sam Bankman-Fried, you're playing his wife, girlfriend? Caroline Ellison. Yeah, there you go. Very, very good. That's exciting. Impressive, impressive. You're an impressive person. Congrats on everything, Julia. Thank you guys so much. Very thrilled for you. Happy for you. Love you. Thank you, love you. Go kill it. Thank you, thank you. Hit me when you're back. Yes, I will. Thank you guys so much. Bye, Julia.
50:21Thank you. Bye, Julia. Bye. Oh, my God. Jason. Right? By the way, you must genuinely feel a sense of pride. Having watched her grow from being sort of a young actor, like a young kid. She was 22. Yeah, she starts on this show, a show that you helped create and brought to life and directed and were the star of. And then she was not only amazing in it, but was recognized and had all the success and has now had a huge career and in part by all the great work she did on a show that you were instrumental in. You must feel a great sense of pride in that. Yes, but just barely. I take nothing away from her.
51:03I mean, she was like... You're not taking credit. Yeah, no, but I mean, I remember very, very quickly we made a sort of a decision to really make that character really drive a lot of story because she was so, so good and the audience was going crazy for her. And yeah, it was a really credit to Chris Mundy and the whole writing staff that kind of changed a lot of storylines to really, you know, utilize what a great talent she was. Yeah, she's, yeah. And a delightful person. Like I never met her before. Oh my God, yeah. It's so, so sweet. My God. So sweet. Exact opposite of the monster, you know, Ruth.
51:43Although, you know, she did play the character with a lot of vulnerability, but like she was really capable of just being, you know, You love to hate her Yeah Yeah Love the character I mean But what a sweetheart I'm so glad she's doing really well And happy home life Happy work life Yeah Yeah How about she Yeah I always find it interesting When a lot of actors I know Are married to musicians You know Like it's a good combo You're married to one Yes I am married to one He makes music And Will you do some modeling I'm married to my work Yeah as a model Yeah is yeah what's your is your next your next campaign for Will my next campaign is for laxative and I've moved into a different category at this stage of my life so something for the seniors yeah which I think and now we live in this world and so anyway so it's like so those photo shoots gotta be shorter then no when the poster is just I give a shit a lot you know and it's going pretty well.
52:48Sounds like it's going smooth. I got new glasses. Oh, boy. So work in bifocal backwards. That's right. Oh, well, you ruined it. No, no, go ahead. I don't think I ruined it. I don't think you were ahead of anybody on that the second you said glasses, but go fucking ahead. Tell us a story about your new specs. They really are new. I just got them yesterday. Are they? Is it one prescription? No, it's two because the bottoms are. What are they? No, it's not the bottoms are. By having two, it makes them by vocals. Do you not get that? Well, you said the by is so angry. Because you just don't get what it is.
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