In short
Tailenders’ “Hot and Unhinged” episode mixes cricket analysis with heat-stress banter, then focuses on New Zealand’s second Test win over England and the women’s T20 World Cup, before featuring guests Izzy Wong and “Matching” (plus a holiday story).
Guests/backgrounds
Izzy Wong is an England women’s cricketer (bowler) joining to discuss her “snap at the crease” and World Cup experience. Matching (a Tailenders regular) returns from holidays and teases meeting a famous person. Other recurring hosts include Jimmy Anderson and Greg (plus mentions of Rob Key, Brendon McCullum, Andy Zaltzman).
Key claims
England lost the second Test by 253 runs; the series is level 1-1 ahead of the deciding Test at Trent Bridge. Matt Henry’s bowling is highlighted as elite “nibbling” skill (not just pace), with Tom Blundell praised for standing up to the stumps. The hosts argue the England Test experiment didn’t ruin cricket—some viewers actually enjoyed the Test’s rhythm. Ben Stokes’ silence and off-field controversy are questioned.
Notable examples
Henry’s 6/29 and 5/80; Henry’s post-30 average (19.5) and wicket streak; Blundell’s stumping/stance; Joe Root reaching 14,000 Test runs; women’s T20 World Cup: England’s 3-1-3 group results, Danny Gibson’s huge hit, and Izzy’s bench perspective. Matching claims he met Zach Crawley in Greece but couldn’t get a photo.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOTopical Chat in the Heat
0:00 to 0:40
Hosts discuss coping with the heat and its effects.
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Topical Chat in the Heat
1:30 to 2:25
Hosts discuss coping with the heat and its effects.
“Izzy Wong's going to join us, Matching's going to be here.”
Personal Anecdotes and Humor
2:25 to 4:10
Lighthearted stories about appearances and clothing in the heat.
“I think a rock star's exposed legs is one of my most disgusting legs.”
Sleeping with Noise
4:10 to 5:55
Discussion about sleeping with white noise and its comfort.
“I thought there's a story where he nearly burnt down his house because he left the hair dryer on all night because he can't sleep without the noise.”
Test Match Review Introduction
5:55 to 7:20
Hosts prepare to review the recent test match details.
“Sweet dreams to all of you that are trying to fall asleep.”
Discussion on Matt Henry's Bowling
7:20 to 10:50
In-depth talk about Matt Henry's skills and performance.
“But they said that they were doing it against you, Jimmy.”
Stats and Historical Context
10:50 to 14:00
Analysis of Matt Henry's performance statistics and records.
“Yeah, I think he's an extremely good bowler.”
Matt Henry's Stellar Performance
14:00 to 15:00
Learn about Matt Henry's remarkable bowling statistics and achievements in recent matches.
“i found it genuinely fascinating and it goes a little something like this go well i want to focus on Matt Henry with an absolutely prodigious performance.”
The Transition of Bowlers Over 30
15:00 to 17:08
Discussion on how bowlers' performance can improve after turning 30, highlighting Jimmy Anderson's experiences.
“Out of all the bowlers aged 30 plus who bowled 600 or more overs in test cricket, there are 76 of those.”
Comparative Bowling Styles
17:08 to 18:50
Analysis of bowling styles and comparisons between Matt Henry, Shane Bond, and other notable bowlers.
“It reminds me a little bit of a few bowlers.”
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The Future of English Test Cricket
18:50 to 21:09
Reflecting on the recent Test match and the potential of young players shaping the future of English cricket.
“I also enjoyed how annoying it was at times, but that's what great test cricket is.”
Emotional Investment in Test Matches
21:09 to 23:28
Exploring the emotional highs and lows experienced while watching Test cricket, including personal anecdotes.
“I thought this feels quite old fashioned in a nice way.”
Joe Root's Milestone and Humility
23:28 to 26:01
Discussion on Joe Root's achievement of 14,000 runs and his modest reaction to the recognition.
“well, I was just doing the job for the team.”
Ben Stokes' Impact and Performance
26:01 to 28:00
Analyzing Ben Stokes' recent performances and the silent leadership he exhibited during challenging times.
“There was after that first day in the field, there was so much chat about how energized he looked, how fun everyone was making cricket look.”
Ben Stokes and the Silence Around Him
28:00 to 32:30
The hosts discuss Ben Stokes' recent performances and the surrounding media silence.
“When I was watching him back, it looked like, have you ever been in the gym when someone's doing kickboxing on a punch bag?”
Izzy Wong's Experience in the World Cup
33:31 to 42:05
Izzy shares her experiences and insights on her performance and training during the World Cup.
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Managing Disappointment and Staying Positive
42:05 to 45:06
Learn how to cope with disappointment while being a positive influence in sports and life.
Panini Stickers and Community Engagement
45:06 to 47:24
Discover the joy of collecting Panini stickers and engaging with fans at cricket matches.
“Because you've had the experience of it being, having a low point and then going, actually, I came back from that.”
Holiday Stories and Meeting Celebrities
47:24 to 48:25
Hear a humorous vacation story that involves an encounter with a famous cricketer.
“they are generous they are weird and they collect things okay like magpies speaking of weird magpies matching Tendulkar.”
The Awkwardness of Meeting Zach Crawley
48:25 to 51:17
Experience a funny recount of a cricketer's awkward meeting with Zach Crawley.
“Well, I've got a little teaser for the quiz.”
Controversial Takes Quiz Introduction
51:17 to 55:08
Join the hosts as they introduce a quiz filled with controversial takes in cricket.
“I completely get, I was, you know that, you know, when we're out with Jimmy and drunk guys come up to Jimmy and like, Oh my God, it's Jimmy Allison.”
Debating Cricketers' Attire: Shorts vs. Trousers
55:08 to 56:00
Engage in a light-hearted debate about whether cricketers should wear shorts.
“There's something just not as intimidating about shorts though.”
Casual Attire and Meetings
56:00 to 57:25
The hosts discuss the appropriateness of shorts in professional settings.
“You know, look at Willow Rourke running in with just long white pins out.”
Rain Breaks and Cricket Commentary
57:25 to 58:54
A conversation about rain breaks in cricket and the dynamics in the media center during delays.
“Sit down, Simon, man, and summarise the day's play and then release it as a podcast and do it properly.”
Go Well Messages
58:54 to 1:01:45
The hosts share birthday and congratulatory messages to fans and players.
“My very popular opinion is this feature is ****.”
Listener Engagements and Creative Naming
1:01:45 to 1:04:44
Discussion of listener engagements and humorous suggestions for naming garden items.
“Human being cricket clubs, human being ones.”
Transcript
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0:30at Whole Foods Market. Odoo, providing tools for businesses across industries into one fully integrated platform. Whatever your business needs, Odoo is committed to providing it. Learn more at odoo.com. Hello and welcome to Tailenders. Hello and thank you for having us on Tailenders, your loosely cricket-based podcast. In the searing heat. So bad. It's actually so bad. I didn't like that. It's not even, do you know what I've done as well? Just out of habit, I've made a cup of tea for the episode. Refreshing. Well, don't they say that actually a warm drink can actually help? Can it? Weirdly. Yeah, can it?
1:10Talk me through the science behind that. I don't know the science. I'm not Hannah Fry, but there is, there is some science. It's because the science is because you said so. I drink it and cheers. Coming up on today's tale enders, New Zealand second test review. plus Stokes Atkinson debacle, women's T20 World Cup, Izzy Wong's going to join us, Matching's going to be here. He's been on his holidays and he's bumped into a famous person. He's got a story to tell. We don't know what that story is, but he's bumped into a famous person. He is a famous person though. Maybe he just bumped into a mirror.
1:47How is everyone coping in the heat? Because this is, you know, just a little bit of topical chat just to get us warmed up. As you can tell on my face, I'm really struggling. I've been in the studio. It's so bad. We were just saying when you were fiddling around with your headphones, me and Jim were like, he's already got a wet head. I'm so bad. It reminds me of like, you know when you like, I don't know, but I play gigs and I swear anyway. I'm like the opposite of Alistair Cook. So I'll walk onto stage looking like a dog that's jumped through a puddle. I feel like that's how I'm starting this episode.
2:21but that's because on stage you do have the energy of a dog that's chomped through a bottle okay yeah and that's a compliment that's a great compliment thank you so much heart and soul of any band that you were in you should end the gig there no not start one there's not much space to go from there yeah but you do wear you know you wear indie clothes so you pay the price for that because i can't go through the gears with the clothes that's the problem like shorts and stuff is a real no yeah well we don't you are in shorts now i actually am but we don't want to wear we We don't want our rock stars wearing shorts.
2:53That's exactly what I mean. I'm not wearing shorts now. I think a rock star's exposed legs is one of my most disgusting legs. Horrible. Because there will be, because a life of living at night means that your legs, your whole body really is translucent. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Sort of Mr. Burns-esque. Seeing a rock star in shorts is like seeing a test cricketer not in white, apart from you, Jimmy. Yeah, it's always disconcerting when you see a cricketer for the first time in their simbis. And a lot of them would wear sort of Gant three quarters. Charles Tyrwhitt.
3:42you're just describing andrew strauss who am i who am i thinking of
3:53he loves a gant fee do you have um like a warm weather trousers like it's hot today so i'm gonna go for a lighter these are like they're like they're quite sort of is it are they linen they're like in my head um they're kind of they're not that's a navy sort of chino yeah they're sort of chino these are my summer trousers right guys i'm not joking i'm i'm actually really struggling i feel like we can see that
4:26you need to get get yourself an air conditioning unit okay i've got an air conditioning unit and sharky said i'm not allowed to use it because it's too loud on the show well it's a bit loud yeah no but you've got a fan you need an air conditioning unit different different different okay i've started sleeping i'm sleeping with it but it's um the part of the pipe is perfect but um i've actually got quite used to it it's there there's um i think it's rooney there was a story where you used to sleep with the hoover on or something wasn't that what it was okay yeah I heard hair dryer. What? Oh, because it was like white noise?
5:04I thought there's a story where he nearly burnt down his house because he left the hair dryer on all night because he can't sleep without the noise. What, next to his pillow blowing into his... I don't know if it was on the bed. It feels dangerous, doesn't it? I do actually get that because it's a white noise situation. I really like it. It's very comforting because it blocks out all other noise, obviously. There must be tail enders that sleep to weird sounds. Can we do that? There'll be a lot of people trying to get off to sleep with this sound right now. Well, actually, maybe this is helpful then.
5:36Maybe Sharky's, maybe it's a wrong call from you, Sharky. Maybe the fan needs to be on in the background and then it's white noise and a podcast. You always get that, don't you? Like someone saying, oh, I fall asleep to you. And you're like, oh, cheers. Yeah. Difficult to know how to take that, isn't it? It is. Yeah. It is a compliment anyway. Sweet dreams to all of you that are trying to fall asleep. I'll tell you what. We've got some good Rob Key, Brendan McCullum chat later to really send you off. Okay. But for now. Can we play Rob Key saying that no one takes wickets bowling under 90 miles an hour in test matches and then just play clips of England batters falling wickets for two years will keep us to lots of stumps.
6:20What I really loved, let's get into that test review. So the second test, England lost by 253 runs. It's won all, which means that's quite nicely poised for Trent Bridge. Final match of the series, deciding match on Thursday at Trent Bridge. One of the great grounds is going to be a heat wave. It's going to be spicy test cricket with Ben Stokes back, with Gus Hackinson back, with essentially the team that won at Lord's back. Apart from Wally Robinson. But the interesting bit, you're referring to Matt Henry bowling really well on that over wicket. And I'm really desperate to talk to Jimmy about Matt Henry and his skills and his bowling.
6:59And you're talking about Tom Blundell standing up to the stumps to stop people like Harry Brook. And then a couple of interviewers chatted to Tom Latham after the game and said, Oh, did you see what Australia were doing? Is that why you're doing the standing up to the stumps thing? But no. I mean, it's been done forever. But they said that they were doing it against you, Jimmy. Last time they played. Yeah. So does that ring true to you? Yeah. It wasn't anything new, I don't think. I think on a certain wicket, it works really well because that wicket, especially day five, it was keeping low, a bit slow.
7:40You know, a batter is going to want to try and get out of his crease, take LBW out of the equation, but keeping a batter in the crease just helps Henry. And I think Blundell's one of the, you know, I thought he was faultless, stood up to the stumps, what I saw of it. Brilliant. So obviously you need the keeper to be competent enough to do it, but I think it's so popular around the world now that most keepers are good at it. I don't know if I've ever seen anyone do it to you, Jim. I might have anyone tried it to you. Yeah. I don't know if I remember that. Yeah, I'm trying to think. So I actually did it this week at Derby for an over.
8:13Tom Moore's stood up to the stumps to me. But I've definitely done it in test matches in certain places. Right. it's not necessarily to do with the pace of the bowler it's to do with the wicket and the batter that you you know the plans that you've got for that batter and I think if the conditions suit because Henry was still bowling at 82, 83, 84 not slow about Greg's pace about Greg's pace yeah not not not got as good an in-swinger as Greg but thanks mate I did actually put I think I put that on the group at one point you actually said that didn't you I was I was I had a couple of nice days at the overall just watching meandering test cricket and the searing heat and it was so nice even though it didn't go in linds way it was amazing to see proper long days of cricket where we're like oh my god we're gonna be here till half six this is amazing no one's and got out but watching matt henry i thought that that's the sort of bowler you want to be isn't it that's the and then i suddenly got wistful and you know what's coming jim i thought oh if only england had a really skillful bowler that could just nibble away and just really outthink batters because of years of experience and training and honing his craft and just really thinking about bowling as an art form if only there was someone who could do that around about 82 miles per hour and managed to get the top batters of a side out that'd be nice wouldn't it are you thinking about chris wokes yeah yeah yeah yeah of course of course of course of course wokes nonsense actually if you ask me he was quite it was good wokes i thought on the on the tv on the coverage nice man isn't he yeah just a lovely man still cricket noses and woody woody was on as well when he for a bit yeah woody oh woody's fantastic enjoyed them too yeah woody's great you just sort of wind woody up and just watch him go and it's just really enjoyable and sees the game brilliantly as well doesn't he like Chris Wokes does but Jim can you could you tell us what makes Matt Henry so good because you've played against him for a number of years really because he popped up onto the scene around in the test side about 2015 so he's been in and around the side for a long time but often underrated and this felt like a real moment for him on a big English cricket stage where lots of people went oh he's good isn't he but we've known he's been really good for ages but he's just he's getting better and at his age he seems to be really his stats are unbelievable at the minute yeah he's I mean he's always been a good bowler he's always had the skills and as he's got older he just sort of has cut out any s*** really doesn't miss just runs in all day yeah he's really skilful I think actually working a batter over I think he's really good at so you know to left-handers he'll come over the wicket round the wicket set certain fields as we've talked about keep up to the stunts as well now How's that sort of another addition to his sort of game in the last few years?
11:11Obsessed with that. Yeah, I think he's an extremely good bowler. A savvy, humble, high quality, not especially fast bowler, working a batter out over a number of overs. Is there anything better in the world? No. So good. You said not especially quick, but when he did start, he was quicker. When he was younger. When he was younger. and I wonder whether there was any you see that those similarities with you Jim where when you first started we're all quicker when we're younger no no but you thought express pace is the thing and then you get into these different eras as a cricketer and you go into an era where you are working on specific deliveries and working on game plans for certain matters and it becomes less about raw pace and hitting the deck and getting those wicked and blasting people out and more about working people out?
12:00Yeah, I think, I thought that when I was watching Sonny Baker, actually, I thought, you know, there's a decision to make in your career and you don't have to choose. It's not like going down one path or the other, pace or skill. It's literally not like, because Sonny Baker's got both, but there are times in a game where, you know, if you've got a new ball in your hand, you've got to make the most of that movement in the air or off the seam. So then maybe if you can sort of bowl within yourself, maybe you know for sunny it'd be like 84 85 and there will be times in the game where you can then crank it up to to 90 89 90 if you can but it's a it's a real skill of knowing when to do that and i think as people get older like matt henry might not have the ability now to to bowl at 90 miles an hour where you know i don't know if he ever has really but so for me like i felt that as i got older that for a bit you thought yeah i've got a spell or two in me at 90 like into my late 20s and once you get past 30 you're like actually i don't really need to to try and do that i can really hold my skills and be good at what you know be excel at the skill side of it i feel like sunny baker is gonna find that bit of tailenders because by all accounts he is a real a real nerd a real sort of student of the game and he keeps a little keeps a little black book of ideas and thoughts and memories and i feel like he's going to listen to what jimmy just said and write that down in his little black book so hi do you have a little black book jimmy no i've never used a black book any other color or just no books no no books at all really didn't learn to write when i was at school so just before we move away from the bowlers and matt henry i wanted to play a brilliant bit of test match special which was andy zaltzman our good friend andy with some incredible stat bombs about matt henry which i mentioned his stats i'd like to um play these to you if that's okay because i found it genuinely fascinating and it goes a little something like this go well i want to focus on Matt Henry with an absolutely prodigious performance.
14:12Six for 29 in the second innings, following five for 80 in the first innings. And that's after he started with nought for 44 in his first nine overs. So for the rest of the match, he took 11 for 65. And the rest of the bowlers in the match put that in context. 28 wickets for 1 ,067. So all the other bowlers averaged 38 per wicket. Henry averaged fractionally under 10 runs per wicket. Best figures for New Zealand against England in their test history. The best match figures for a pace bowler on this ground since Michael Holdings' legendary match in 1976, 50 years ago, and he took 14 for 149. The fourth best match figures for New Zealand by a seamer behind Richard Hadley, Richard Hadley and Richard Hadley.
14:59He's now averaging 19.5 since turning 30, 115 wickets in 21 tests. Out of all the bowlers aged 30 plus who bowled 600 or more overs in test cricket, there are 76 of those. That's the fourth best average, just ahead of Malcolm Marshall, Imran Khan, Kirtley Ambrose, Alan Donald, Glenn McGrath, Fred Truman. Those kind of legends of bowling. So it might have taken world cricket a while to realise quite what an exceptional cricketer Matt Henry is. But I think that message is getting through now. 74 wickets in his last 12 tests at an average of 15.5. And again, looking at Seamus, who've taken that many wickets in 12 tests.
15:40The list recently, Mitchell Johnson, Dale Stane, Alan Donald, Waka Yunus, Wazim Akram, Curly Ambrose are the most recent ones. So truly elite statistical company. Isn't that good? Amazing. Amazing. The over 30 thing is interesting. I wanted to dig into that with you, Jimmy, because you have to find different gears, don't you, as we were talking about. But you also had similar ridiculous success over 30, didn't you? Not according to Andy Zoltzman. No, I think, well, actually, you know what? I was thinking about that as he was saying it and he's talking about the visitors. He's not talking about England players there because there was no mention of any England player there.
16:23And obviously you've got Jimmy Anderson on those lists. Well, yeah, I think after 30, if you keep yourself in good shape, the experience that you get and the knowledge around your game, as well as having played more and more test matches, it sort of means that you can perform like that. Yeah, yeah. I imagine there's quite a lot of people whose record, whether they're batters or bowlers, will get better when they get into their 30s, potentially. I mean, he's not played a huge amount of test matches. New Zealand in general don't play a huge amount of test matches each year. So it's hard to get, it takes longer to get that experience.
17:01I think, you know, for him, he's played a lot of county cricket as well. So he likes playing in England, likes bowling with the juke ball. So yeah, I think obviously he's doing great. And I've always liked him as a bowler. I like his action, his repeatable. He's got a good snap. It reminds me a little bit of a few bowlers. There's a bit of Jason Gillespie in there. There's a bit of just that snap at the crease. And just his accuracy as well. When you're that accurate, you're always going to have success at some point. You might have times where, I think with the new ball, he tried to bowl quite a few bounces.
17:38He leaked a few runs, I think, early on. But then as the game went on, as the pitch got drier, slower and lower, he just managed to nestle into a length that was really hard for England. Snap in the action is such a nice phrase, isn't it? Yeah, it is. Who else is there? Would you say Donald had that? Yeah. Kluzner? Where have you plucked Kluzner from? Well, because you mentioned Gillespie, so I thought of a similar era. Yeah. Aussies and South Africans. Sorry, the one I was thinking of was actually another New Zealand, the Shane Bond. where he loads up quite high above his head and then brings it in into brings the ball into his body and then snaps at the crease.
18:21Oh yeah. Obviously Shane Bond was a bit quicker. I quite like the rhythmical when I'm watching cricket I want to see the rhythmical run up and then a snap and you see the ball like kiss off the wicket because the timing is just perfect with that action. We should talk about Izzy Wong and her snap. Izzy's got a snap, yeah. That's what would be good. She's going to be on in a bit. and we'll talk to her about she wants to talk about bowling with you actually Jimmy so we can talk about her snap absolutely not a lot of great stuff for England the game was lost because England aren't that good it seems at scoring lots of runs can I just quickly make a point on it though on that and this is opposed to everything that I've heard after the test match and I think you're going to agree with me Greg I'm not sure because we're still having it but contrary to what everybody has said this week was the first time i've enjoyed watching england for a very long time and i think maybe it's just because the test had a really nice rhythm to it as you alluded to it just felt like a proper five day back and forth test before news and got ahead of it but also i really felt look what i'm really anxious about now as a cricket fan is that we have one of those moments where they just draw a line under those five people or three of them and just say that was an experiment that didn't work and it just gets kind of blacklisted because because i really really watching a media game james rue and jordan cox sunny baker i really just felt like here are some you know you're watching a game and you just really want that person to do well yes i haven't felt it for so long i was watching james rue bat and i was just i was nervous for him desperate for him to get through the evening session which he didn't quite and so i just feel with those personalities like there was a sense of the future there and a list of engaging personalities that I want to see playing test cricket more often and I think a lot of people are saying oh that was a bit of a black sheep or whatever for test cricket and you know we're going reverting back to the team but I just kind of wanted to say that that my experience of watching that test was very different to what I heard from everybody else I kind of was really I was emotionally invested for the first time in a long time.
20:36I do agree with that. And I really enjoyed the test match. I also enjoyed how annoying it was at times, but that's what great test cricket is. Yeah, that's what the push and pull of it is. And you've got these young cricketers, but it clearly meant a lot. They were so clearly anxious to do well. They've all got a spark about them all. You can see that they all could be great test cricketers. And it lasted. The game lasted. and it lasted five days we had a good wicket and we saw some brilliant bowling from new zealand we saw some interesting new people playing as you said fee and there were those moments there was a moment i guess uh friday afternoon where it just turned into glenn phillips and ratchin just hitting boundaries and just batting really really well in the sunshine great cricketers and as annoying as that is it was it reminded me of how much i used to hate but also love watching hashim do that to England at the old school with Graham Smith.
21:36I thought this feels quite old fashioned in a nice way. Look, it's full. The sun's out. Everyone's just enjoying the fact that cricket is happening and the story was being told. And all this stuff, we always talk about short form cricket and how everyone's attention spans are nothing now. Well, we have to try and train our brains again to sit there through the boring stuff because when you sit there through the boring stuff you enjoy the highs even more it's really difficult to read a complicated novel because there's bits of it you don't understand and there's bits of it that are boring and you go oh why are they telling me this who's this character now oh what's that mean yeah at the end of it you go i've really enjoyed that that was a really interesting five four and a half days of cricket absolutely and that's why we love test cricket so i watched the third day i think with with Barney Douglas, film director who made the edge.
22:27And he was saying to me, he said to me both while watching Emilio Gabat and James Rue, he said that he was so locked in because you're just watching someone for the first time realizing, oh, I can do this. This is not beyond me. And even though they haven't scored massive runs or whatever, we were saying that must be the best feeling. And not like getting picked, not walking onto the pitch, but when you're in that flow of that moment where you're like halfway through an innings or whatever and you're thinking oh this is within my capability to do you know what i mean and i thought like we would i think in a small way we even though england had been beaten by 250 runs we've witnessed quite a few small moments of that this week which i just really enjoyed plus joe root went to 14 000 runs and was so modest about it it actually started to annoy me i think we need to put a ban sometimes on when someone is congratulating you for genuine greatness, you're not allowed to say, well, I was just doing the job for the team.
23:29Yeah, we get blah, blah, blah, blah. We get that. How are you actually feeling about being the second highest run scorer that's ever played this stupid game that we love? When did it annoy him? Was that in an interview after? Post-match, yeah. Did it? Well, when he was being nice about it. But I get it. But also, I get it. And because we know what Joe Root's like, and I love him for that but I'm also going just I want you to tell me exactly how you feel about that but he's been captain there's so much going on I understand why and what a great measure of life that you can do that and still leave that week going I've had a nightmare this week which is what he will have thought I've had a horrible week I do understand it but also there's he's got to get back to his house and just go yes I can't believe I can't believe I'd manage to do that.
24:20Yeah. Yeah. Will there be a bit of him like that to me? A little bit. I don't think so because I don't mean it in a smug way either. Just in a No, but he went into the week like two runs short of it, didn't he? Yeah, he did. So he's like, I'm going to get it at some point. Yeah. I'm not going to get dropped if I get two noughts this week. Yeah. So I will get it at some point. I love the idea that he goes home, shuts it all and goes, yes! I'm going to f***ing f***s! But I think he would. I hope he does. I want him to. I want him to realise what he's done for English cricket then, frame it that way.
24:54I think it'd be easier for him to go home and do that if England would have won. Because you're trying to do your best for the team and then if you play for a long period of time, then those sorts of stats do sort of stack up. But you're not doing it for the stats, if that makes sense. You're doing it to try and help the team win. It's a difficult one because he will be proud as anything that he's got 14 ,000 runs. and his family will be ridiculously proud. And I think once you're finished, you can then, you know, once he's retired, he'd be like, oh God, what an amazing effort that was. But at this moment, he's in the middle of a test series where he's trying to, and he was captain as well.
25:34It's a tricky one to judge. He had it every week, Jim. There was a period like every week, there was something, wasn't there with you? Oh, he's got X, da, da, da, da, da. I simultaneously get it completely. And I love him because he's like that. But also I do hope he realizes just what he's managing to achieve regularly in this stage of his career. And also shoulder all the stuff that flew his way because of this call up as being captain again, looking after those young players, which he seemed to do really well. There was after that first day in the field, there was so much chat about how energized he looked, how fun everyone was making cricket look.
26:17and that's sort of all we want, isn't it? We want to watch our players having a nice time and it looked like for at least a bit of that test, some of them were. I think, I was going to just mention about the, his actual on field, like when it came up on the big screen, his reaction to that. So he sort of put his hand up, I think. Don't think he raised his bat. Oh yeah. And then the applause kept going and he almost, I feel like he sort of went, right, that'll do. Sort of like trying to cut. Shut up now. The other guy was facing, so he's like, right, that's enough. yeah i actually like that yeah it's a bit like um it's class a bit like when david attenborough kept standing up because people kept clapping him at his 100th birthday oh really and he was a bit like oh god it's done again like thank that's enough now thank you he said didn't he say before that event he's like i i don't want to do this but i know everyone wants to say happy birthday to me so i'm gonna go because the country needs it i think that's probably what i'm getting at is we need Joe Root so much.
27:19He hasn't just got the cricket world on his shoulders. He's got all the fans just going, just give us something good. And that 14 ,000 runs in amongst the s**t after the Ashes and the Noosa and the McCollum thing and the Stokes thing, the nightclub and the Atkinson and the curfew and all that. We're just like, that, just give us this. We want to clap. We want to clap some cricket. yes while you're saying that i love ben stokes not saying anything this week like the sort of like the dark knight hiding while gotham burns it was like that like he's it was just like he's letting everyone do you know i mean news flashes stuff like that but he had this vision of him in his leg i know he's batting for diarum scoring 90 odd but do you know i mean he had this vision of him letting letting it play out have you ever seen so have you seen bat at all because Because he kept sort of going to the clips of it when he did a test match on Sky.
28:16When I was watching him back, it looked like, have you ever been in the gym when someone's doing kickboxing on a punch bag? And they're making noises and going, yeah! Like just getting rid of all this. And he looked like he took it out. He took it all out on Ben Sanderson at Northampton. Yeah, yeah. It's so true. It would be great to hear from Ben Sanderson and just actually refer to him as Ben Stokes. Let's get him on the talk about it. It was very, it was like Mortal Kombat. Wasn't it like, hi-oh, Kent? It was like, really. It was really like, don't use arms. Knockout. Yeah, technical knockout.
28:56It totally was like that. But that's it. He just, it's kind of amazing that he didn't, he hasn't said anything yet. And apparently he's going to speak tomorrow and that will be really interesting, obviously. Greg, you're famously Jimmy's PR agent for a lot of this. Would you have recommended a Sains Ben Stoich, just keep totally quiet? Because I think he's played that unbelievably well. Yeah, weirdly, yes, because there's so much to unpack with this. And we're just purely guessing because there's so much silence and so much euphemistic chat and ambiguous chat as well from management. It was sort of intimated last week that we should leave Ben alone because of sort of mental health worries.
29:42Yeah, yeah. Which was like, and that was because. Yeah, I asked Ben Sanderson about that. he said yeah well seems fine yeah let's ask the ball how the ball feels now after clattering into into the fence it was when mccullum said i'm worried about ben and we were like oh okay well let's all right we'll leave that alone then yeah that sounds like he's having a tough time i mean obviously he's gonna have a tough time because he's the captain and that's stressful and there was this nightclub thing and the curfew and whatever else but we wondered whether there was something else happening that obviously you want to look after the player and all the rest of it but then he was saying oh i'm chatting to ben every day and then we see our superhero put his cape on and sort of save the world again but in for durham and you go okay so he's all right then and then you hear that there might not have been a curfew after all because they won and does the curfew count after you've won is there is there a curfew caveat and then saracens is talked about what's saracen's got to do with it and then there's a the security guy gets punched but then stokes nowhere near it and then but what just somebody please tell us what is happening because after all of that why have we not had our best players playing in a test match that we could have been watching i know but greg even you read and this is not because not because you were saying it but when you read those facts out i was just disassociating looking into space i'm sorry because it's just like sweet dreams everyone phoenix is falling asleep now put the fan on it's just so like just so done with all of that but i think that's why i think that's why i'm talking about with the enjoying watching the cricket is that james roomie because you're like oh this is what i'm invested in this is what i understand someone making a debut england trying their hardest like do you know what i mean yeah but they're trying their hardest to ruin it again like just as i said last week if you can't manage this thing it's okay stop doing it then just if you can't do it it's it's all right you paid millions of pounds to do this if if we were paid that much money to do our jobs and we were this shit at it we'd be sacked like honestly if i was doing the breakfast show in the way that they're doing their job i'd be out and that's fine yeah and it's it's it's crazy it's like we're we really want to play watch these players play cricket why are you not sorting this out so that those players are playing I don't understand any of this.
32:04It's clearly driving me mad.
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33:38Izzy Wong, we love you. Welcome back to Trail Finders. Thank you for having me at Trail Finders. Crazy legend. I want to get straight into this and I want to talk about your snap at the crease. Okay? Sharky. Izzy, have you got your aircon on? Yeah. let me turn my air con off before we talk about your snap it sounds like you've got an air conditioner on yes because it's 50 degrees yeah turn that air con off why have you got your air con on this um this t-shirt i'm wearing has now become part of my skin
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34:22and that's happening and it's because i'm getting all hot and mad about brendan mccallum i've got a map of i think it's belgium oh
34:38anyway just okay okay ready this ding dong this is a staff announcement for the ecb please could somebody just tell us what's going on thank you that's it izzy wong welcome back to trail finders thank you for having me back at trail finders go on cheers um i feel like i am slowly having a nervous breakdown here it could be the heat it could just be frustration it could be both of those things i want to get into something which we were just talking to jimmy anderson about and that's the snap at the crease let's get back to cricket let's get back to technicals let's get back to the stuff we love we can pour over and the things that we can just obsess over again talk us through your snap at the crease is that a consideration of yours i that's actually the exact phrasing that me and lids my bowling coach used to describe kind of when it's going well and we want to get back to sometimes when it's not going as well so snap yes okay so how if it's not a personal question how's your snap at the moment snaps good at the moment yeah good we've been sort of juggling like white ball and red ball cricket because obviously we're in the middle of like a world cup at the moment and white ball but then there's a test match on the horizon and I think there's five days between the world cup final and day one of that test match so we're sort of juggling that a little bit but it means that I've had some really nice sort of red ball bowls and been able to feel that snap exciting what other bowlers in your lifetime other that you play with or you've watched have an action that you enjoy the snap of?
36:23Shabnam Ishmael. Have you ever watched Shabnam Ishmael? Oh, I'm about to. She's got a big jump and then she's really little and then everything snaps over. That's quite nice. Shabnam Ishmael, okay. Seth Ifrika. I'm just purely from a women's point of view, clearly out of touch with the men's game at the moment, but Taylor Valamek she's got a brilliant snap i'm excited for this i also wish i was out of touch with the men's game what does that tell me what that feels like it must be quite peaceful oh yeah she's got she's got fun yeah oh that is nice is that shabs yeah that makes a sound as well and delivery look at taylor vallamek oh that is a nice snap she's and she's got a shout oh she's got quite wild action is great oh it's a real it's a real hustle up to the wicket isn't it that yeah bang oh okay this video is um titled it's from star sports and it's it's titled shabnam ishmael's thunderbolt from the okay here we go go well cheers
37:30you can almost hear the snap you can hear the snap very very nice well that's good um is he What's going on? So World Cup, give us some updates. You haven't played yet, but obviously England going very well. Played 3-1-3, right? Played 3-1-3. So yeah, we've had Sri Lanka in the first game. We batted, I think we got 2-19. Batted very well. Danny Whitehart got 100. Baby celebration. Everybody, Freya Kemp took everybody's wickets. Everybody got out to Freya Kemp. Second game, Ireland. lots of Ireland fans in we bowled first bowled quite well went to chase it seemed to be cruising it Natsiva Brunt retires herself no one on the bench we were on the bench going what's going on everyone in the changing rooms going what's going on the only person who seemed to know what was going on was Frank Empt she was in the middle yeah we got over the line in that one and then last game against Scotland lots of Scotland fans in again and yeah we batted first Amy Jones got her first baller didn't she Amy Jones got a first baller but there'd been sort of commotion behind the bowler's arm and there was a TV man right behind the bowler's arm on the back sight screen in a green t-shirt no so Amy Jones had like stepped aside to be like can you move the man in the green t-shirt behind the bowler's arm oh and the umpires tried to move him and he didn't go I was almost certain then you were about to say it was matching it was matching yeah it was and he was just with his roll-up shoes oh and yeah and I was on the bench so I was like go and have a word with a third and five.
39:09I gave him a good telling tooth. Did you? Yeah. And then nothing happened, obviously. You got sent off. Yeah, I told him. And then the only other, well, the other highlight of that game, I guess, was Danny Gibson hitting one into the second tier at Headingley. Come on. Which was absolutely enormous. Yeah. And that's it. That's your summary. And Sophia Dunkley in the side. Yeah. Nice, nice knock from her. And yeah, posting 200 as well. there's 220 overs just immediately makes you go tough yeah fantastic the batters have really been they've been pretty clinical actually I think like the boundary hitting ability certainly from the back end from Danny Gibson and Freya Kemp has been like a real kind of standout but also like I think the intent between the wickets sometimes I think certainly recently like T20 cricket it feels not a slogfest but it feels like the boundaries everywhere and like if you miss it you might get one to the sweeper but we've just been so aggressive between the wickets that it feels like they're just dominating.
40:08It's been so good to watch. It's really good. So it's two groups. Australia are top of group one. India are second in group one. Australia also played 3-1-3. England played 3-1-3. West Indies played 3-1-3 as well. So yeah, England, West Indies, India and Australia looking very, very strong. Well, India not looking so strong. So India lost to South Africa the other day. Yeah. And they haven't played Australia yet. Oh yeah, that could be an elimination game basically. So basically if India lose to Australia, they're out. Big game. Big game. Did you watch that game? Did you watch that game, Izzy?
40:46I did, yeah. It's a good finish. Yeah, it was a good finish. Marazan Kap. Yeah, she's unbelievable. She's got a nice snap as well, actually. Marazan snap. Marazan snap. Marazan snap. Marazan snap. How's it been for you, Izzy? Like the whole experience, obviously not played yet. Are you enjoying it still, being part of it on a daily basis? it's tough isn't it because like you go into these things and like you get picked and then you're like yeah you know thinking about how you can sort of influence the team and influence the games i guess and like you don't get those opportunities it can be a bit disappointing because obviously like you want to play everyone you know you always want to play don't you don't want to be sat on the sidelines but from a rational point of view our bowling attack is so strong right now that it kind of makes sense in a way that they're playing and like if you know to be honest if i was picking the team I'd probably be picking them too because certainly the three spinners they're just bowling so well at the moment and the all-rounders are banging it so kind of no complaints and I think like we've got quite there's three of us that have been on the bench for all the games Tilly and Lauren Filer and we've we just like sort of I guess owned it in a way and that yeah like we're not playing but I guess that doesn't mean that there's not ways that we can try and influence the group positively and influence the games as well when you're 12ers you know Jimmy's looking at me very vacantly because you can't remember the last time he was 12th but like you get these sort of opportunities to like pass on messages and stuff and I think sometimes having that clarity of messaging can be really helpful I guess just trying to do the best job that we can and like all three of us would rather be on the pitch but that doesn't kind of mean all this lost I guess I 12th man the whole of the 2010 World Cup in Barbados that we won and it is a horrible position to be in because you're desperate to be out on the field but then you've just got to sort of do what you can like you said be positive bring energy around the group and then also you've still got to keep your skills ticking over so that if there is an injury or there is a selection change then you're absolutely ready to go so it's tricky but I guess I was going to ask you actually because it's strange that you're in a world cup and yet you've got a test test match like around the corner it's weird that you're bowling with a red ball in white ball but do you think that that's helping as well the sort of anticipation of potentially playing in a test match I think so yeah because like we don't get many test matches we get I think our last one was 18 months ago so you almost like you look forward to them for a while and I think because there's this world cup quite a lot like we haven't really spoken about the test match that much we certainly haven't like focused on it or I guess necessarily trained for it but like having that actually to maybe hide a bit of the disappointment around like not playing at the moment actually to be like okay but like that's the first ever women's test match at Lord's coming up and that's a really good thing to work towards as well so like you say having that like almost distraction but almost like anticipation for that definitely makes it a little bit easier I think me and me and Lauren Fyler both had the red ball out and we had a lovely session at Headingley and it's like there's just a gentle slope at heading lane it was like evening training so this ball was zipping around a bit we were just absolutely loving it it was like fastball seven yeah great do you know just like just saying that i think just outside of cricket that is one of the hardest skills in life to be like okay i'm a bit disappointed i'm left out but i'm still going to be a positive influence on this whole thing like i'm going to suck this feeling up and use it in a way to be positive to people around me that is like a real test of who you are do you know what i mean that feeling like i think so i feel like all the time in life i get that like i think i've been on like both sides of it before and i'm probably dealing with it better now than maybe i have in the past and yeah i think going into it being like i can still be positive here i can still bring loads of energy actually it makes it easier because i'm there and instead of being like i wish i was playing it's like oh like how can i how can i lift someone else up yeah make them feel better going into it and And then like you actually come out of the game, you'd be like, oh, I actually really enjoyed that because I was trying to have a good time.
44:53And funnily enough, I had a good time. Yeah, totally. You can sort of decide to enjoy it. But that's just, you're learning about yourself and how you deal with disappointment and how you push through that. And you know that it can come around again. Because you've had the experience of it being, having a low point and then going, actually, I came back from that. And the same thing can happen again. But also you're gaining so much by being in the mix anyway, just being around it or being around winning sides. Surely it's a great thing. Totally. You're seeing how to win in a World Cup. Yeah. And from a personal point of view, I've been collecting, you know, the Panini stickers for the football World Cup?
45:29I've been collecting them. And England cricket gave me a shout out. So every game, when we do autographs, there's people with their swaps. And I like get my swaps. And then I'm only 60 stickers away from finishing it. Oh, who do you need? The tail ends will send you what you need. You know what? I'll send you a list of my need list. Get this up. Get this up on Instagram. get it on the Instagram carousel get the needs on there and people will do we've got needs so who's turning up with us are people turning up to the games there was Oliver one of those at Headingley so Oliver's 11 and she was one of the mascots and she brought her stickers to one of the games before and I hadn't had mine because I hadn't had a room in my pocket and then so I made sure I brought mine to Headingley and then she actually she was there for the Anthems so I said come on like you're coming with me and we went out for the Anthems we talked about stickers all the way out to the middle oh no way that's so cool me and Olive did a 15-15 straight swap and then there's a lad called James he's been to every game and his are very well organised they're in separate envelopes by groups excellent and then inside the envelope sorted out by teams so it's a very easy process when James is there are you doing 12 men with them in your pocket I do put them on the bench so I don't have to run up the stairs and get them at the end brilliant well this is good this is a good subplot to the World Cup can you complete the album before the final yeah before the final yeah that's great there's only two games left yeah oh god like when they pick you you'll be sorry I can't I've got so much to catch up I can't possibly find time in my busy schedule to play a game of cricket no sorry this is too important I'm sat on the bench just living Croatia 7 is just living rent free well look tell us tell us the the the rare ones that you need we'll shove it all up on the instagram and i'm sure the tail enders will help you out it's one thing we know about this community they are generous they are weird and they collect things okay like magpies speaking of weird magpies matching Tendulkar.
47:38Hello! Hello! Hello! Why have you been sticking your beak in this week? Speaking of being in bankrolls. How are you doing, guys? You alright? Yeah, good. We love you. We've missed you. Craig, are you alright? You look like you're recording live in a sauna. Yeah, well, that's why I said the shirt has become me. We're not allowed to have fans on. You've got no fans. and Felix is not allowed to have his fan on either. I've got a map of Europe on my chest. The Ecclesiaston unit's been shut down. How hot is it in Bristol? It's bloody hot and I've turned my fan off. Good. But I'm a pro, I'm a pro. How you doing, guys?
48:17All right? Yeah, we're good. Fantastic. We want to talk about your holiday. I've teased this. Oh, I've been. You've met a famous person. You've met a famous person. Who have you met? Do you want to do a quiz? Well, I've got a little teaser for the quiz. I'll tell you a quick, it's a holiday story. It's kind of general cricketing sadness, if you will. Oh, okay. Sort of, yeah. Can we guess who it is or are you going to tell us a story? Well, let me tell you a story. All right. Sit down and relax. I thought that might be the answer. Sit down and relax. Let me tell you a story. So I was in last weekend.
48:48Sit down in 200 degree heat and relax.
48:53I went on a football tour to a little town called Lindos in Greece. Oh, well. It's about an hour from Rome. It was very small, little kind of whitewash village, little Greek cove. And I went with all my football team, very out of the way. Anyway, it's a Friday afternoon and we've been playing cards all afternoon. We had a nice little cozy bar right on the beach. And we were playing this game called Blob. And I kept losing, I kept losing. And I'm going to be honest, I was drunk. And every time you lose the cards. We assumed that bit anyway. I was drunk. I was England's test team drunk. I was Rob Key was put out of statements Did you break the curfew?
49:35You break your own curfew? I break my own curfew Oh you idiot You're going to have to be dropped from the next podcast Pending an inquiry which will go nowhere And it will tell us about it Just one podcast but I'll be back for the next one Yeah don't worry Sonny Baker and James Rue are standing by for next podcast So I've had a few beers And then I lose another game of cards So I have to go to the bar to get another round of drinks and I kind of and I've got a silly hat on and I and I waddle up to the bar and I'm at the bar and I look to my left and I'm like hi you look familiar to me and I'm like are you are you Zach Crawley?
50:14and he went yeah I am Zach Crawley I was like no way unbelievable I was like I imagine and he went I just looked at him blank And I was like, I'm matching. Turn on, guys. Turn on, guys. Nothing. No. Nothing. Complete, complete, complete blank. And I was like, mate, mate, I am Jimmy Anderson's mate. I'm mates with Jimmy Anderson. Oh, no. Oh, Jimmy's face. And he just was like, oh, okay, cool. I was like, mate, mate, let's get a photo and I'll send it to Jimmy. He won't believe this. And he went, nah, you're right, mate. Oh. Oh no. Oh no. He said no to the photo. He said no to the photo. I get it.
51:09Yeah. Cause he's probably come, he's probably gone somewhere to the place where there isn't cricket just to not think about cricket. Yeah. It was, yeah. I completely get, I was, you know that, you know, when we're out with Jimmy and drunk guys come up to Jimmy and like, Oh my God, it's Jimmy Allison. Yeah. What about that wicket you got? Let's get it. And everyone's like, Oh God, here we go. I was that guy I was I was the annoying I was very respectful but well no not in your not in your retelling you weren't that's why if that's you if that's you being respectful to a duck but then because it's such a small town I just kept seeing him all weekend I kept bumping into Zach Corley but then I was just giving him the respectful nod like you know you're Mr Cricket I'm Mr Cricket What was he doing?
51:57Was he nodding back? He gave it a nice nod back. Stop hanging around the golf course thing. If you don't want to see Zach Crawley. Oh no, that's horrible. Because he was trying to have a break, isn't he, from the game? He was. Yeah, he doesn't need it. He was with me. He doesn't need you. Anyway, I was thinking back, I was thinking, have I slagged off Zach Crawley in the last six months? I don't know. Yeah, I was getting all up in my head. But anyway, Zach, if you ever do listen to this, I apologise for disrupting your holiday. He won't. Doesn't sound like he will. He's not listening. he's not listening no no way that's so you didn't even get any you didn't get a photo no I couldn't keep pressing for it could I that'd be weird if I went not even sort of from a distance no no and then I went back to my mates and all mates like ah you think you're Mr.
52:44Cricket getting pied off by Zach Crawley Mr.
52:52Cricket got pied off by Zach Crawley that's a new t-shirt I've got to say though that is he's picked badly there location wise because it the whole that is a nightmare of him a whole Bristolian football team turning up to the bar yeah worst case scenario has he been bothered by anyone else no no one else no one else I kept seeing him around all weekend and no one else Lindos is not like a lads lads lads place it's mainly like couples and families and so why are you going there with the football team I don't know I didn't pick it I just go where I'm asked to play and I was contracted you're not allowed to go there that's supposed to be peaceful that place anyway quick what are you doing now then I've got a teaser quiz because Sharky said we've got no time so I've come up with a quiz I asked last week on Instagram I basically come up with a quiz called Controversial Takes come and give us your Controversial Takes come on you don't want to play anyway come on If you're going to nick it, at least get it right.
53:56No, I will. It's unpopular opinion. Fee, I think we're going to do a special. We've got so many responses. Yeah. We're going to do a special because there's a lot to get through. Maybe when there's not a test match on, we'll go. Yeah, we'll do some music. We'll go do some music. Great. You're not busy, are you, Fee, in the next few weeks? Yeah, we're going to do a soundtrack. You want to do an indie soundtrack of it or something, don't you? My idea was I wanted to do, you know, Greg, you know, when people come into the live lounge and they, they ruin, uh, no, sorry. They do a version of a song, which they really slow it down and take all the, the joy out of it.
54:34That actually does do my head in sometimes that. They do like a really earnest version of a song. I want to do that with unpopular opinion. Oh, okay. I didn't, I didn't realize that's what you wanted. Oh, okay. Okay, great. That's fine. Like a slow yearning. Yeah. We can do like a really atmospheric. Yeah. i would be like i've i found i find the hidden heartbreak in unpopular opinion lurking underneath the surface that's what we're going for so the word scared is in there so there's definitely stuff there's stuff to work with definitely yeah scared fear loss grief um exactly so if you've got any unpopular opinions do send them into tellenders at bbc.co here's a couple to wet your whistle go on Jez Hall says controversial take what's with trousers FFS let cricketers wear shorts that's from Jez in Norfolk yeah interesting Jimmy that's gone full circle because we were talking about rock stars and trousers earlier I don't care lovely if you want yeah I think I think you can Cricketers should be allowed to wear shorts.
55:48Indie bands not allowed to wear shorts. Yes, agreed. That's true. Agreed. There's something just not as intimidating about shorts though. If you were to think about the world's scariest bowlers. Running in shorts. You know, look at Willow Rourke running in with just long white pins out. Not quite the same as, this doesn't look quite. No, I know what you mean. You don't take people seriously in shorts. in the office you're having a meeting with someone in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts you're like well you're an absolute you know wally wazzock yeah what if they were cool little Harry Styles shorts you know little Adidas little no okay no I'm not having that I think they have to be denim shorts if they want to wear them yeah they've got to be jorts yeah yeah yeah jorts yeah would you have to wear skinny jean shorts yeah would I would I do that well not you but if it was like the India tie would be you might get away with India in shorts.
56:46It's just such, when you see bands in summer on stage in shorts, it's just never, I've never once seen it. No. Or I thought that works actually. Have you? Okay. Apart from Limp Bizkit, I don't think so. Okay. One more, one more quick one. This is from Carl Pendlebury. Pendlebury, yeah. My contact with the take is I quite like a rain break or an early finish for Bad Light. The rain break gives you more occasions to get on with life admin or actual work if you're following a test remotely or more drinking breaks if they're in person and if who if we're really honest doesn't mind the opportunity to get back home a little bit sooner oh interesting thanks carl well all the commentators let me tell you that because when you're up in the media center everyone's praying that it ends early which always blows my mind they love that um including shark he was working on on the tv highlights they They were like, oh, we could get off early.
57:43I've paid 120 quid for this. Sit down, Simon, man, and summarise the day's play and then release it as a podcast and do it properly. Thank you. Poor Simon, man. What a lovely man you've just picked on. I tell you what, I tell you, this is a huge compliment to all the cricket people, TV and radio. They are amazing in a rainbreak. And we knew that anyway, but did you see and did you hear how panicked everyone was yesterday with the two hour delay to the World Cup because of the rain oh no I didn't see that they're coming out of that saying that they've just sort of been through the SOM yeah oh we just had to fill for two hours go and speak to Agnew he spent half his life talking in front of covers this is quite literally what I do yeah anyway anyway that's a little taster for brilliant for unpopular opinion for maybe next week week after Hopefully you've saved the best ones for next week.
58:42So those are the best two. I know you've got a hundred more worse than that for next week. I think I'm busy next week. Filling in your stickers. My very popular opinion is this feature is ****. I'm just going to be stealing stickers off 11-year-olds actually. I'd rather do that than your **** quiz. I'm actually glad you've stolen it off me because I don't want it anymore. that is uh almost in the tale end of today we need to go before we die of heat exhaustion please i'm so hot i'm just getting really grumpy now so let's let's let's let's pick this up just having a go at simon man because i'm hot i'm quite lightheaded um go wells to uh the following people who are having birthdays oh can i just quickly do two go wells before we start them please tim from canada stopped me on oxford street the other day he's come from canada loves cricket but the sound of his accent was was authentically Canadian and said he was going to try and get to Trent Bridge and can't believe he's here during a test summer so big go well to Tim and also just wanted to quickly say go well to Sinead's gran Rosie who came to my book signing in Brixton she just lives around the corner and she was telling me a story about her how her brother used to bowl fast but because they had a had a little rose garden but he had to jump over in in order to learn to bowl.
1:00:02That was his technique. He did a little hop to get going because he learned it as a child, having to get over the bush in order to run. So that's, yeah, massive go-out to Rosie. Good for the snap. Exactly. So he must've had a really good snap out of Rosebush. Oh, can I give a quick go-out to Mark Chicken who, uh, content to me, he's retired for me. No, you can't make up. What do you mean? Yeah. Well, you're going to be embarrassed now because Mark Chicken... What? He must be roasting today. What? Come on. He's retiring from Gloucester Police after 30 excellent years cooking for Gloucester Police.
1:00:43Clucking. Big go world to Mark Chicken. Go on, Mark Chicken. Mark Chicken. What an excellent comment. Officer Chicken. Officer... police constable chicken officers big girl to officer chicken i i think honestly i think you've got to change that if you're in the police he has he's just retired he's been doing it 30 years but i just i know i know but imagine 30 years of like you're arresting someone and on your jacket it says pc chicken I don't think it says it on the jacket does it? It says the surname of the police officer on the jacket just to avoid that you don't have the PC in front of it so it wasn't just chicken yeah
1:01:39big respects to Mark Chicken and all your years of service thank you for your service go well cheers Well, that's... You've peaked there. We've peaked. Birthdays. Human being birthdays. Ada, David and Eddie. Go well. Cheers. Cheers. Happy birthday to all of you. Cricket clubs. Human being cricket clubs, human being ones. Stainton cricket club celebrating their centenary or centenary. Go well. Cheers. Bishops and under-15s and Farnsfield cricket club as well. Go out. Cheers. Cheers. Angus took five wickets in and over. Give it a whack. For Dunstall Cricket Club under 11s. Can you imagine what Angus was feeling like?
1:02:28I reckon he'd have wheeled away all the way to the boundary with that. The five in and over is great work. Go out. Cheers. Cheers. Fair play to Andrew Bate, says this email, from Rainford Cricket Club Seconds. who loudly declared that anyone who got a golden duck had to go on the freak-out ride at the fair next to the pitch in full white while padded up. He then got out first ball himself. To his credit, he stuck to his own rule and whizzed around on the freak-out ride in his pads. Freak-out? Oh, in his pads, okay. Go well. That's from Tim Rainford. So go well to... Cheers! ...and everyone at Rainford Cricket Club Twos.
1:03:12Chris from Condover Cricket Club Seconds took seven for six Including two hat-tricks No way Double hat-trick Go well Tom is 12 You and being one Tom's 12 Played for Bradford-upon-Avon Thirds Nice work Tom Nice Go well Go cheers Cheers Jacob scored his first ever century That's his maiden century His inaugural maiden century Go well Go well First of many hopefully Jacob Go well engagements human being engagements human being ones bilateral norgals possibly Lewis and Lex we have anniversaries for Matt and Jess we have a go well and a get well for Sylvia who's broken her arm we have some new tailenders Owen, Raph, Matilda Oscar, Olive human being babies human being ones Luca, Alfie Quinn and Kian go well to all of you cheers go well cheers wed well to Sean and Frankie also Henry and Lory and Craig and Meg go well cheers and finally some garden furniture my favorite part of the show actually just bought a paddling pool says matthew oh i'm calling it paddling pool collingwood nice lovely like that don't mind it it's not it's not great is it oh i don't mind that i don't mind that i would have called it shivering shander pool oh that's good i like shivner in chandapal is great yeah yeah there's options you don't you'd have to stick to the name it's not sort of a legal document remember that will had a patio that we mentioned on the last podcast yeah i might not um a lot going on what was it called again pat uh patio simcox we want to call no patio commons a lot of listeners have suggested a name i think we'll all go for when I say to you, Marvin Atapatio.
1:05:07Nice. Very nice. After Marvin Atapatio. If I wasn't about to die of heat strike, I would have laughed at that. Well, laughter understood. Yeah. We also asked for sprinkler suggestions. We came up with Spray Illingworth. Yeah. And Stuart suggests Spray Em Swan. Okay. Yeah. Justin's got a new shed Shedwin Campbell Nice Greg has not me has had a vasectomy human vasectomy human ones that's it go home that is that is the end of today's completely unhinged trail finders thank you Izzy Wong lovely to see you matching a pleasure as always cheers Felix well done for not dying Jimmy thank you for helping keep the train on the tracks and we will be back next week after the test match and we will give obviously an update on the World Cup but most importantly an update on Izzy Wong's World Cup sticker book.
1:06:16Alright, tailenders at bbc.co.uk for any correspondence of certainty or uncertainty and we'll be back next week. Go well! Cheers!
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From the publisher
Despite it being 200 degrees and Sharky insisting all fans and air con are turned off (it’s too noisy) the Tailenders assemble to review the Mens 2nd Test between England and New Zealand, heap praise on Matt Henry, marvel at Joe Root’s 14,000 runs and ask is it ok for Rock Stars to wear shorts?
Plus some Stat Bombs from Andy Zaltzman, Mattchin’s mystery holiday meeting, and can the Tailenders community help Issy Wong finish her World Cup Sticker album?
