Mark Wood I Lie To You?

29 Jul 2025 · 1 h 3 min · 29 chapters

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In short

Tailenders discusses England vs India Test cricket (Old Trafford draw after India’s 425/4 rescue; Oval decider next), focusing on fightback drama, sportsmanship/“shake hands” tension, and standout performances (Joe Root’s record, Ben Stokes’ 141 and 5 wickets). They also debate pitch “good witch/bad witch,” bowling tactics (Stokes’ wide release and swing), and then shift to women’s cricket/Blast cricket via guest Izzy Wong’s match highlights and “bucket list” DRS/DRS-call moments.

Guests and backgrounds

Jimmy Anderson and Greg James (hosts). Felix White (guitar). Guest Izzy Wong (England/Women’s cricket; played Vitality Blast for a team that reached the final; batted at 3, hit 59 off 38, took 4/14, and discussed DRS review experiences).

Key claims

India’s rearguard (0/2 to 425/4) saved the match; Stokes/Crawley’s “get it done” banter felt petulant but understandable; Root’s batting is “inevitable” and methodical; Stokes’ bowling angle creates LBW-type trapping (Rahul). Pitch was unpredictable/flat late.

Notable examples

Washington Sundar’s first Test 100; Root passing Ricky Ponting; Stokes’ 141 and 5 wickets; dropped Jadeja chance; Bumrah comparison; Izzy’s DRS “all three stumps” moment and her “free runs” five-run fielding mishap.

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Chapters

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Introduction of Hosts and Guests

1:20 to 2:26

Hosts Greg James and Felix White introduce themselves and Jimmy Anderson.

“But it has gone wrong for her today because she is on a train that was delayed so she'll be with us very shortly.”

Recap of Fourth Test Match

2:26 to 2:53

Discussing the drawn match at Old Trafford and its implications.

“England lead the series 2-1, which means we sort of get our wish that it is a decider of sorts at the Oval, which starts on Thursday, the fifth test.”

Analysis of India's Fightback

2:53 to 4:10

Deep dive into India's performance and key moments in the match.

“There's loads of stories to unpick, but the main story is surely that that was a sensational fight back from India.”

Emotions and Tensions in Cricket

4:10 to 7:11

Exploring the emotional aspects and tensions during the match's conclusion.

“I think he's a fan he also likes the celeb appeal yes he went to what did we say it was he loves theatre so much that he trained at Stuart Barada Very nice.”

Preview of the Final Test

7:11 to 12:11

Discussing team conditions and predictions ahead of the final test match.

“So all those things you take into consideration.”

Celebrating Joe Root's Achievements

12:11 to 14:01

Celebrating Joe Root's cricketing milestones and recent performances.

“You know, it was pretty docile that last day.”

Celebrating Joe Root's Career

14:01 to 18:14

Explore Joe Root's remarkable form and impact on cricket post-Covid.

“has been most joyful to watch, hasn't it?”

Observations on Commentary

18:15 to 22:36

Discussion on commentary styles and notable names in cricket.

“You think about the batters that we had in that top six and the effort that looked like it was taken to get to 20, to get to 30.”

Anecdotes from Cricket Commentary

22:37 to 24:33

Sharing personal experiences and anecdotes from working with cricket commentators.

“Greg, saying, imagine if your name was Deep.”

Ben Stokes' Impact on the Game

24:34 to 28:00

Analysis of Ben Stokes' extraordinary performance and his fitness challenges.

“What does Deep have from Wagamama Sharkey?”
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Analyzing Ben Stokes' Bowling Technique

28:00 to 28:30

Explore the unique bowling style of Ben Stokes compared to other seamers.

“Can I fire some bowling technicalities at you, Jimmy, and just get your take on it?”

The Impact of Release Angles

28:30 to 30:00

Discuss how release angles affect bowling effectiveness and wicket-taking.

“What was he doing differently or what weren't the other bowlers doing that they needed to do?”

Stokes' Value Beyond Bowling

30:00 to 31:40

Examine Stokes' all-round value in the team and his evolution as a player.

“So what can the other bowlers learn from that, if anything?”

The Challenges of Bowling with Injuries

31:40 to 34:00

Delve into the physical challenges Stokes faces while bowling and managing injuries.

“He wants to be involved in everything all the time.”

Pitch Discussions and Performance

34:00 to 36:50

Analyze the Old Trafford pitch's role in the match and its effects on gameplay.

“And also we need to somehow take 20 wickets.”

Team Dynamics and Recent Matches

36:50 to 38:20

Reflect on recent match performances and their impact on team morale.

“and it's just good to have a little chat about it sometimes.”

Izzy Wong's Vitality Blast Experience

38:20 to 42:00

Hear Izzy Wong share her recent experiences in the Vitality Blast cricket tournament.

“So you've got 59 of 38 and then four for 14.”

Cricketing Bucket Lists

42:00 to 43:34

Explore amusing and relatable cricket experiences that make up a cricketer's bucket list.

“That's stuff that only dreams are made of, isn't it?”

Umpire Moments and Decisions

43:34 to 45:45

Discussion on memorable umpiring anecdotes and the nuances of cricket decisions.

“One was looking at a boundary that might be about...”

Emotional Moments of Bowling

45:45 to 48:05

Share personal feelings about the thrill and intimacy of bowling and catching in cricket.

“So that's like, for me, that'd be on my list.”

Experiences from the Field

48:05 to 49:25

Relatable stories from the field, including unique run situations and strategies.

“they are yeah yeah yeah lewis says i'd love to be the fielder who stood on the outfield and gives the beach ball back to the fans yes yeah oh great yes that's that's on the list that's on the bucket list.”

Announcing a Quiz

49:25 to 52:34

Introduction of a fun quiz segment inspired by the game show format.

“Because you, I mean, you haven't said anything today.”

Would I Lie to You? Quiz

52:34 to 55:22

Engagement in a quiz segment where participants guess truths and lies about Mark Wood.

“I once ate a whole Christmas-sized box of Ferrero Rush ears and Mr.”

More Quiz Insights

55:22 to 56:00

Continuation of the quiz with responses and discussions about the options presented.

Mark Wood Stories Begin

56:00 to 57:08

The hosts discuss various humorous scenarios involving Mark Wood.

Filling a Physio's Room

57:08 to 58:38

Mark shares a hilarious story about filling a physio's room with plants.

“I once filled a physio's room with plants and bushes from the hotel and lay in his bed pretending to be a snake in a jungle.”

Maccabees Engagement Update

58:38 to 1:00:11

The hosts share a touching engagement story involving music and romance.

“And as he came in, tried to flick my tongue out like a snake.”

Beach Cricket Plans

1:00:11 to 1:02:24

Discussion about organizing a beach cricket match with fans.

“That's very great and good timing as well.”

Shout-outs and Farewells

1:02:24 to 1:03:34

The hosts give shout-outs and thank listeners before closing the show.

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Transcript

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1:12BBC Sounds. Music, radio, podcasts. Hello and welcome to Tailenders. Hello and thank you for having us on Tailenders. Your loosely cricket-based podcast. From the BBC. Sounds. this is this is g-force greg james here alongside felix white with his guitar and jimmy anderson drinking a green tea i think green tea yeah hello

1:45hello it is sir swing a lot on the screen in front of me i should have called you umpire white from last week yeah umpire white umpire wong umpire wong will be joining us be careful which end you're at. But it has gone wrong for her today because she is on a train that was delayed so she'll be with us very shortly. Or it's gone very white because did you see yesterday? Wickets and runs. Yes but they did lose the final. Okay. So a little bit of balance. Yeah. Plus Matching Tendulkar will be joining us a bit later on as well. Looking forward to that. Shall we dive straight in with the test? It's the day after the fourth test has finished at Old Trafford.

2:26The match was drawn. A very rare draw for this England team. England lead the series 2-1, which means we sort of get our wish that it is a decider of sorts at the Oval, which starts on Thursday, the fifth test. It will be India's job to draw that series, which would be a great result for them. And England could obviously go 3-1 up and win it. What an amazing test match. Another brilliant one. This series is so great. There's loads of stories to unpick, but the main story is surely that that was a sensational fight back from India. 0 for 2 to recover to 425 for 4 to save the game. Jimmy, that is some rearguard action right there, isn't it?

3:18Yeah.

3:21Do you want me to expand on that? I'd love that. I'd love that. Yeah, I thought it was a... Obviously, I didn't see much of the first three days because I was down in Cheltenham. But I saw... What did I see? I watched a bit on Sunday and I thought the first hour, Stokes obviously bowled brilliantly and was getting the ball to talk. It was moving sideways. It was going up and down. He got rid of K.R. Rahul, which was a huge wicket. And I thought it was just going to be one of those days where he got on a roll and got loads of wickets and obviously that extra added theatre which we love we love theatre with his injury obviously he's feeling his peck quite a lot does Stuart Broad like theatre?

4:11I think he's a fan he also likes the celeb appeal yes he went to what did we say it was he loves theatre so much that he trained at Stuart Barada Very nice. Nice, yeah. Do you know what this reminded me of? That he was theatrical when he was a cricketer and he took loads of wickets. But anyway, carry on. So yeah, I thought, because it was doing quite a lot in the first morning, I thought when the new ball comes, it'll keep doing it and it'll be really difficult for India. England might end up chasing like 100 or something. But then it just didn't do anything. Didn't spin, didn't really go up and down.

4:47Obviously, what could have been a huge turning point was getting Jadeja first ball. Dropped at slip by Root. Yeah, that's a big one. But yeah, I thought India played brilliantly. The two guys there, Washington getting his first 100. Obviously, it was a bit of needle towards the back end with Stokes wanting to shake their hand and call it a draw. Obviously, they were both about 90, I think, not out. They both wanted 100. And I don't really have any issue with that. I was thinking, what would Stokes do if he was 90, not out? Maybe that's a bad... if Root was 90 not out would he go yeah that's fair I'll shake hands and call it a draw I think absolutely not I think they'd carry on batting but more to the point if Stokes was in the captain from the balcony and let's say Liam Dawson and someone with like 80 or 90 because it's that sort of equivalent there is no way he'd be calling them in he'd be like no they deserve their hundreds as a captain of that side I thought it was great I don't know if this is fence sitting or just, I don't know, being annoying, but I, I quite liked the petulance of it.

5:57Cause I thought I found it, I found it a bit, I found it a bit embarrassing. I felt quite, I liked that it was a bit embarrassing. Go crawly going, just shake our hand, just shake, shake my hand right now. And then who else, who else chimed in? Duck it. Duck it said, how long do you need an hour? How long do you need? And then I think Stokes then said, do you want to get a hundred off? Do you want to get a hundred off? I'm going to put, I'm going to put Brooke and Duckett on. How do you like it now? Do you want 100 now? And I actually didn't like it. Can I just be honest? I really, look, I haven't, I was getting ready to do the baseball at that time.

6:33So I wasn't watching it live and I've watched it since. And you can't put words into it because I've been playing cricket for five days. They're so exhausting in ways that only Jimmy knows. And, you know, none of us know how we react under stress like that. And I just, I actually, I don't know how much of that goes on in cricket, probably way more than we know. and that just happened to get picked up. But it made me feel, it made me cringe hearing Crawley go like, oh, we're going to bowl bouncers at you then. Like it just made me feel a bit embarrassed for everyone. But it was petulant. And also just they were clearly knackered.

7:07And the Indians got under their skin, which sort of worked. Do you have sympathy with that, Jimmy? Obviously you've been in those situations where you've been bowling for a hundred overs plus and you are just knackered and cross and annoyed that the result hasn't gone the way you hoped it might do at the start of the day. So all those things you take into consideration. But what did you make of it? I can kind of see it from England's point of view. Like you say, they've tried to bowl India out and not. And they've got to the point where you can shake hands and when a draw can be called. So I kind of see it.

7:39But also I see it from India's point of view 100%. These two guys have grafted. They've batted brilliantly. they almost deserved 100 each I think they did deserve 100 Washington's never got a test 100 before I felt like they deserved it and I did feel a bit I'm a little bit with Felix I did feel a little bit like oh don't try and undermine it this 100 they're hundreds now just because we've not won and I'm sure I'd be the same in that situation I'd be giving them some stick I'm sure I would when I'm on the field. Of course. But just watching it on the sofa, I was like, just let him get 100. Even if you bring Brook and duck it on, it's not going to take anything away because he played so well against all the other bowlers throughout the day.

8:25I think I just... Yeah, go on, go on. No, go on, man. I think I just like seeing people get rattled. I really enjoy... I like it when the mask slips. Well, exactly. A bit like at the end of the last test where there was performative condolences. I love just observing those cricketers when they're really pushed and you just see a glimpse of like a real bit of, they weren't performing, they were just, they lost their heads in that moment. All of them are like, well, just get it done so we can all go home and watch the Euros. Let's just get it done. Guys, the Lionesses are playing in a minute. Like this is, but then they would be the first to stand up and say, we fight to the death, like the game's never over type thing.

9:07So like, shove your fast bowlers on, get India out. That's the, They couldn't get him out. That's what they were talking about. I think if the shoe was on the other foot, if I was in the camp of the batting team there and the opposition were saying, you know, come on, get on with it. How long do you need? Blah, blah, blah. Obviously, they're batting for a draw for the most of the day. Was there 10 or 11 overs left in the day? I'd have deliberately taken so long to get my 100. Well, they did, I think. No, they didn't. They didn't. There was loads of time. they weren't batting for 100 at the start of the day they were batting for a draw yeah fair enough it was when it came towards the end when England won the game to finish is when and they didn't take that long like Jadija whacked Brook over his head for 6 to get his 100 yeah and also if you want him to get their 100 quicker then just bring all the fielders in and bowl Duckett and Brook but I'd have literally I'd have potentially like just grafted it to the last over I'm keeping you out here now for the rest of the day Brooks folding underarm and you're like wait there no run just right the other day double yeah but there is but there is something to be said for India taking some momentum actually into that into that final test match and and taking I know we talked we joked about the moral Anderson Tendulkar series trophy but they will be happier going into the overall than England will by a long stretch Greg, the interesting thing I think is that obviously in the third test, we had in the middle of it, day three maybe, was it?

10:43When Crawley and Duckett were intentionally taking a really long time and then India lost their call when that last over. It's interesting how these things foreshadow because India sort of lost the plot for a few days. And you had that sense of like you're saying, like when the mask slips and they're just like, India had that moment. And it was almost like the reverse of that. So it'll be really interesting at the Oval to see if that sort of predetermines because Shubham and Gill was looking on this time, having lost his cool in that third test. He was like the Iceman, wasn't he, from the balcony, just looking on with like a tiny smile on his face.

11:15Well, he was actually sort of really like chuckling to himself. Oh, was he? Yeah, yeah. There was a cutaway of him actually laughing when I think Crawley had said, you could just shake my hand right now and it's over. shake my hand now and it cut to him kind of laughing a little bit in the um in the dressing room so i don't know hey guys it's it's great theater but it is great stories and i i've i completely am obsessed with this series so much jim i think when i was saying that india will be happier than england going into that final test you sort of made a face obviously i realize england are ahead but it does i think they're all knackered aren't they and particularly england's bowling attack is kind of shot a little bit so where do you think it is now a few days out from the final test yeah i i'm not i'm not sure i think both teams are going to be tired and there's three three days between games you know india will have a lot of questions as well is bummer going to play then try and look after him as well as they can i think he's going to have to because of the the nature of the series pants out which is huge for india he's broken his foot so i think do you know what I'd still rather be in England's camp I think England have got slightly better depth in their bowling group, we've got the likes of Atkinson to come back in if needed, Tong Jamie Overton's been added to the squad I feel like there's a little bit more depth there and also you said, I know the last day was fell in India's favour getting the draw but England played all the cricket in that test match they dominated with the ball in the first innings they dominated with the bat in the second innings and they couldn't quite force a result and I think the pitch has got to play a role in that.

12:53You know, it was pretty docile that last day. Yeah, so I feel like England are in a good place. I was going to say, sorry, the good news is that if bowlers are unfit, we know that Harry Brook can bowl now as well. So that's something. Going into this test. Shall we dig into some of the glory of this test match? Because that England score, 669, is a remarkable effort. We had the story of Joe Root going past Ricky Ponting, only Sat Chintendalka in his sights now, a couple of thousand runs, and Joe Root becomes the all-time test run scorer, which is just so, so exciting. And as we said last week, so lucky that we are living through the Joe Root supremacy.

13:39Then we've got Ben Stokes, who got his first hundred in a couple of years, that amazing 141, and got five wickets. You're right, Jimmy, that England did play some incredible cricket. So should we start with Joe? You've known him for a very long time, Jimmy. You were there when he popped up on the scene. This is a man who's just been... He's had so many different bits of his career, but the post-captaincy bit of his career has been most joyful to watch, hasn't it? He just seemed free and just really knuckled down and just got on with it. Yeah, I think I heard a stat like post-Covid, he's got a ridiculous amount of hundreds.

14:16I want to say 20, but I might be just completely making that up. But yeah, he's just going from strength to strength. And I feel like there's not, I don't know what I can say that's not already been said about him. And obviously everyone absolutely loves him. I think, you know, for me, I was in Cheltenham and we finished the day's play and we were getting on the bus on the way back to the hotel the day he got the 100. and everyone's watching the highlights or things that are popping up on Instagram. You can just hear groans from grown men watching him just ease Bummer through backward point. Oh, my God, look at that shot.

14:56Oh, look at that shot. And these guys are just absolutely in awe of this. Professional cricket is absolutely in awe of him and what he can do. But I just think he's such a special person. What he's given to English cricket, he's been captain through one of the toughest periods that anyone could captain. And he's just relentless with his game. He just wants to get better all the time. He doesn't settle for being brilliant. He wants to be great. There was a really lovely moment where Ricky Ponting was working for Sky last week. And by the way, his insight into the game is... Oh, so good. It blows my mind.

15:32Every time he opens his mouth, he says something really interesting. And you go, I would never have even considered that idea. There was that bit, Jimmy, I think I texted you about it when he was looking at Sai Sadarshan. And he just went, look at his eyes. His eyes are not lined up properly. He's going to fall over to one size. He needs to get his eyes a bit. And then he did. Oh, you see the game before everyone else? You know how this is going to play out. Anyway, so Ricky Poncing was on commentary when Joe Root went past his record. And then there was a lovely chat with Joe Root at the end of play after his 100 with Alison Mitchell where he was just talking about how much he loved Ricky Poncing and how much he wanted to bat like him when he was a kid.

16:11He tried to master the pull shot and try and master the hook shot like Ricky Ponting did. But there was a thing that Ricky Ponting said, which was there's just this inevitability. When you see Joe Root get sort of 30, you just think, oh, he's going to get 100, actually. This is definitely happening. There's something really magical about Joe Root's brain where he goes, I know I'm just completely in control here. and there's very few batters that you watch in the history of the game where you think I'm just totally at ease watching this guy and I just know that he's going to score a hundred he's going to definitely do this he's going to definitely pass that record today we all sort of just felt that didn't we yeah it's weird because it's very um it's very understated as well like it's very and not in a way like often you'll talk about players that have like churned out loads of runs and you'll use diplomatic words to say but they're not that good to watch Joe Root is so beautiful to watch but he's not like alpha he's not like peacocking you can float through a game and he's batted all day and he sort of barely noticed it you just sort of drifted with him while he's doing it do you know what i mean there's a sort of very unassuming way he plays cricket alongside the dedication which i which i think will probably mean that we're only going to notice that when he stops playing how much time we've watched him bat i think dare i say something felix in earshot of Jimmy Anderson go on it's not dissimilar to watching Jimmy just masterfully just do his thing yes it isn't dissimilar I would say that Jim was probably more no actually he probably is very similar I was going to say but I think Jimmy was aesthetically more like beautiful like when you're watching Jimmy bowl it was like it was well he's still bowling obviously for Lancashire but like an eagle in flight and Joe Root he's just sort of there do you know what I mean I mean I can't really explain that because he obviously does have all the shots.

18:03What I feel when I watch him, and I felt this when I played with him as well as watching him on TV, if you go back to the 90s, which we love to do occasionally. I don't know what you're talking about. You think about the batters that we had in that top six and the effort that looked like it was taken to get to 20, to get to 30. I'm thinking like watching NASA. You'd be exhausted just watching it. and I could put I feel like it's putting whale music on at bedtime like that you sort of drift off into this sort of trance like state watching Joe Rook bat and before you know it he's 30 not out without looking like he's broken sweat it's so true it's like putting whale music on because it's kind of lovely isn't it it's like floating through the ocean communicating with a high being but in that way that majestic way time does slow down when Joe Brute's batting and it just looks like he's facing a different bowler to the batter at the other end he just takes his time with it also an interesting thing I don't know how much this has been brought up in commentary this week because I've been in and out on different things but there was this perceived notion that he finds Bumra very hard to play but he's faced Bumra a lot hasn't he he's not got him out so I feel like that's one thing that's just been written off now he did a great interview actually and I think it's not necessarily just this series but the last few years where he said he spoke to NASA and Sky and got loads of footage, particularly the start of his innings and he was seeing how he was getting out and he's tried to taper his game so he can cancel out like whether it's an LB or bold early on or whether it's a nick off when he gets to 30 or whatever it might be just to limit the amount of risk that he's taking when he bats and I think that was fascinating and I think you can see that when he faces Bumrah It was different, like this week was slightly different because it didn't really swing.

20:01And Bumrah is a completely different animal when it swings. Like it's such a different, difficult bowler to face. But you could see Joe just sort of almost walking into the channel where his natural angle from Bumrah comes into sort of fourth stump from quite wide. And Rudy was just sort of walking into that and playing it late and just easing him either side of the wicket. And I just thought it was an absolute exhibition. and that is melting me hearing that. But that's a real obsession, isn't it, with his job? He absolutely loves batting so much. That's the thing. And to the point where he's coaching himself while he's out in the middle.

20:41They did a slow-mo sort of zoomed in thing on the telly of him telling himself off after he didn't quite nail the on-drive against Siraj, which took himself off to square leg and was just like, no, no, straight, play straight. next ball beautiful on drive for four do you know I can't wait to speak to Izzy when she comes on because she hit her first ball yesterday on drive for four and I thought of you Greg beauty stunning can I just say I've got one more note from the test that I've written down please Atherton and Nasser love them with all our heart the best in the business not only their business all sporting business I think they get a kick out of Washington Sondar being involved or doing well in the game because they love saying the full name Washington Sundar.

21:29I've never heard two people say both names of one person that many times. I think they enjoy the way the alliteration, because you can't really say Washington. Do you know what I mean? You have to say Washington Sundar. So that's my observation from the test. That's a great observation. They never say Ravindra Jadija. It's just Jadija. Exactly. exactly it's just Jadeja I noticed that the the announcer at Lourdes on day one or something announced Ravi Jadeja right and then when he came on to bowl in that innings the following innings he changed it back to Ravindra like someone had told him off oh interesting similarly another commentary observation he's not your mate you can't call him Ravi

22:21another observation is similar they like to announce Deep Das Gupta as Deep Das Gupta. Yeah. But also Deep Das Gupta is maybe the greatest name of all time. Yeah, so exactly. It's similar to Washington Sundar. It's probably a better name. You actually text me, Greg, saying, imagine if your name was Deep. It's like the best name ever, isn't it? It is the best name ever. No one's forgetting that. I feel like Vajra Hatula Vasti is the best name. What? I'm sure he's normally better. I might have got that horribly wrong. Say that again. Vajra Hatula Vasti.

22:57it's lovely and I'll tell you another name I love Prakash Wakanka yeah lovely name lovely chap as well shall I come out for a pint with both loads or it might not have been a pint it might have been dinner shall I know did you go out for pints with Deep and Prakash yeah they got on it didn't they am I faded up yes you faded up so yes I was working for TV highlights BBC TV highlights and it was a privilege to go out for a drink I think it was day two we had a wagamamas and then a couple of pints although Prakash is a whiskey drinker doesn't do beer he's even cooler than we thought one cube of ice and a chicken and prawn yakisoba or what?

23:40I can't remember yet and Prakash was telling me he lives up in the mountains his backstory is amazing apart from the commentary he's a businessman of repute and works all around the world. But he's now sort of either retired or semi-retired and he lives up in the mountains. And he was telling us about how he often gets tigers and leopards that come into his garden or ground. So he's got some kind of alarm system with lights and noises to scare off the tigers and leopards. What a great guy. Oh, they're both wonderful. Seriously, it was an absolute courage to just... Are you sure he wasn't winding you up, Shalke?

24:18He may well have been. He may well have been. But, you know, I kind of thought, you know, it's a privilege to work on cricket anyway, but to sat and have a pint with people who live in a different world and do different things, it was just wonderful. Totally, totally. Really wonderful. Three pints deep, Dasgupta. Top man. Top, top man. What does Deep have from Wagamama Sharkey? Just out of interest? He didn't come to Wagamama's actually, he joined us later. It was just me, Tuffers and Prakash for Wagamama's. Wow. I love Prakash just announcing on the commentary that he was going home today. oh yeah I was like I'm going home tomorrow so you know enjoy the last test I think it was morning he was like oh you're going home are you yeah it was always the plan just going to go home alright cheers see ya I like hearing logistics I think I'm a fan of hearing logistics on the radio yeah that's why I'm asking about the Wagamamas it's the details that count can I also say while we're talking about a throwback to the 90s can I just quickly say the other thing I enjoyed about this test was I thought it was long gone when a spinner went round the wicket into the rough and the batter was just kicking it away with bat in the air for like for like about 40 minutes but Dawson bowled to shut the kill outside the rough and he just kicking it I was like this is I just popcorn all day I'll just watch this nothing happening just literally that yeah the glory the glory days of the Tetley bitter sponsorship and just exactly flat run a wicket bang pad it out Should we do that again?

25:51Yeah, let's do it again. Let's do that again. Let's do that again. That hasn't happened since we were putting four star in our cars. So let's also talk about Ben Stokes, please. So he has now joined that club with Gary Sobers and Jacques Callis. He's taken over 200 wickets and now has over 7 ,000 runs. And he is undoubtedly one of the greatest that's ever played the game, one of the greatest all-rounders ever. and he got 100, first 100 since 2023, took five wickets. First of all, great to see him performing at the peak of his powers, but I'm also worried that he's bowling too much, Jimmy, and you know the strains of test cricket on a body.

26:32He looks like he's ****, let's be honest, or is that just him being, you know, like a wrestler selling the injury? Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. You always see every spell that he bowls, he looks like he's feeling something or holding something or limping or you know it was his shoulder or pec the last spell that he bowled but he you know uh soldiered on through and kept going and every over you're like right that's got to be his last over but no he came back and bowled another and looked like getting a wicket every over but yeah i mean that's just i it's such a difficult one like you said because people will say oh he needs to manage himself a bit better or not bowl as much but he's such a competitor and as captain he wants to lead by example and lead from the front and everyone wants to watch England with a fully fit Ben Stokes obviously but in certain moments you've just got to let him go and go with his gut because he does bowl magic spells and obviously with the bat he was cramping as well but then he goes on and gets 100 it's just, it's insane really what he goes through and can achieve I mean, to be fair, he works so hard at his fitness.

27:41He's in great nick. And I'm sure that, you know, he might not bowl or bowl a bit less in the next game, depending on his fitness. But I'm sure he'll be good for the Ashes. And that's what everyone's sort of hopeful for, especially with this series. But, you know, the worst that can happen is a draw. Obviously, we want to win it. But I think the Ashes is obviously what's on everyone's mind. Can I fire some bowling technicalities at you, Jimmy, and just get your take on it? Help me try and understand what he was doing differently to all the other England seamers. Things did happen when Ben Stokes was bowling in a way that they didn't happen with.

28:18Apart from Archer in the first innings, it just didn't happen. Kars didn't get a wicket all game. Joffre got three in the first innings, but Stokes picked up lots of wickets and changed the game in certain points. What was he doing differently or what weren't the other bowlers doing that they needed to do? he's just got such a different release point to the others and this was highlighted on on the tv yesterday you look at i think it was joffra's release point or wokes's release point it's quite tight to the stumps and then stokes because of the the angle of his arm coming over it's much wider and i think that's what why we're seeing that sort of variable bounds from straight because if someone else hits the cracks that he was hitting from that wide angle if you hit that crack from slightly straighter if you can imagine the the trajectory of the ball going towards the keeper almost so it's too wide so the batters can leave that even if it goes up and down off that crack but because he's his angle is such so wide on the crease it's always coming at the batter and they've got to play it and it's it's attacking the stumps like we saw with the lbw of k.l rahul it shot along the ground and trapped him on the crease so i think that's that was what was different in the second innings.

29:30In the first innings, he got it to swing. He looked like he was bowling with good pace, he was swinging it and he is a difficult bowler to face when he swings it because of, again, because of that unnatural angle that the ball comes from. Similar to, not dissimilar to Bumrah, to be honest. His arm comes the other side of vertical, sort of closer to his head. It just creates an awkward angle for the batter and it's as well as I've seen him bowl that first innings. I think he's worked so hard on it and yeah, I think he just bowled really, really well. So what can the other bowlers learn from that, if anything?

30:04Could they change things to try some stuff that Ben's trying? Or what? Do you put it down? No, I mean, I'm talking about the action. You can't. It's just like, even if the other guys come wide of the crease, because their arm's sort of straight or just further away from the head than straight, it's harder to create those angles that Ben can create. It's just one of those things. It's interesting, isn't it? Because obviously the analogy that we always use, or we talk about Stokes as Freddie and then before that Ian Botham, like those sort of characters that would get in the team both for batting and bowling.

30:45And Stokes would probably almost, even if he couldn't do all those things, he probably would get in a team just as a captain now. He's that valuable for all three things. It's incredible. But like from what I remember, I never obviously never saw Ian Botham play properly. But what people always talk about is when he got to the latter stage of his career, he would just take wickets with bad balls because he was Ian Botham. But the interesting thing about like just had that aura or whatever, you know, and we talk about Stokes in the same way that he makes things happen. But actually, like Jimmy's just said, he's bowling really quick.

31:16He's swinging a ball and he's probably more dangerous a bowler than he ever has been. So you're not just watching someone who's like, by force of habit and will, and his personality is making things happen. Technically, as a cricketer, he's sort of improving while falling apart. It's really sort of fascinating to watch. I mean, in Australia, Jim, we shouldn't talk about the Ashes, really. But he might be spearheading that attack, really, in similar situations when we need wickets, right, in Australia. well yeah it's I don't know it's an interesting one because the Saturday day four he didn't bowl and then yeah he opens the bowling on the the Sunday and obviously he had that cramp issue if it's anything near his anywhere near his hamstring that he's had issues with then obviously that'll cause alarm for for him but I just think he he's very clever actually how he uses himself I just you know it's when he gets into like seven eight nine ten overs you're like oh you know nothing especially when on Sunday when he's holding his shoulder the whole time every ball he was like oh and he just thought oh my god I hope he's not doing more damage to it than he needs to this is a tricky one to answer I guess does he does he want to be bowling is the question does he like bowling does he like do you think he likes the fact it's good that he's the leading wicket taker in the series that's a very good question or would he rather not he'd rather not be leading wicket taker but i mean we're grateful that he's doing it but it always feels like oh for sake i'll do it then all right i'll get him out sake there's a little is it a little bit of that no none of that okay that's all he wants to do everything he wants to do everything He would field in the slips if he could.

33:01Brilliant. He wants to be involved in everything all the time. He'd open the batting if he was allowed. I like that. I'm pleased with that because obviously you do want your opening bowlers for maybe to take a few more wickets, but he's doing it. Yeah. Again, a graphic that I saw on the TV was when he had that knee problem, his front leg was bent at the crease as he was delivering the ball. Oh, yeah, that was amazing. Which a lot of people do. like that's fine but his natural action is a braced front leg and that's where he gets his pace from so I think like when he had that knee problem he was still sort of muscling it down at like low 80s but when he's got that braced front leg that which he had this game it comes out at 85 mile an hour with a lot less effort and above and he can he can still get up to 90 miles an hour so I think that pretty much answers your question about does he want to be bowling like if he didn't want to bowl he wouldn't have put all that work in around his hamstring, around his knee trying to make sure he's got as economical an action as possible he's strong enough to cope with bowling he wouldn't have put in all that work if he didn't want to be that sort of player so I think, yeah, for me as I said, he'd do everything if he could but again, that sometimes maybe works against him when he's bowling the long spells Well, we love watching him bowl we love watching him bat we love watching him do everything so as long as his body works and as long as he can do it, please bring it on.

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34:30And also we need to somehow take 20 wickets. So we are going to need him, please. Oh, pitch. Me and Jimmy had a pitch discussion on text. Was it boring? Maybe not boring. I don't know. A bit boring. I was being a bit boring. But I was just wondering why so many runs have been scored and why it's been so difficult for people to take wickets. And I wondered whether the pitches were good test cricket, which is good test witches or bad test witches. is good witch, bad witch. And do you think the Old Trafford pitch was a good witch or a bad witch? Well, at the time of that text conversation, Stokes was bowling and getting that up and down movement.

35:08Yeah. And I thought, well, this is going to be a great last day because India are going to be trying to battle it out. Gil just got hit on the finger. I thought this was going to be a great day. Yeah. And maybe it could have been like Joffre nicked Jadeja first board and then Root dropped it. So you're thinking, oh, if that sticks, then England are well in. But after that, it just seemed to go really flat. So I was thinking it was a good test pitch at that point. But then obviously when you see them 350-odd, 60-odd, whatever it was, for four. Two wickets in a day. Yeah, maybe. Two wickets on day five.

35:48That's mad. Yeah, but that can happen at Old Trafford. But I don't know. you were mentioning about the pitches in the first three tests and for me if there's a result in a test match then you know and you said you guys have been really into the series and enjoying watching it so surely then the pitches are good because it's creating entertaining cricket close finishes look I love this series so much as we keep saying we've just done 40 minutes on it that should be the end of the podcast so good but no we love it It's been an amazing series. That's the first, was that the first non-rain affected draw since 2014?

36:28We're getting some good stuff. And there was just, there just seemed to be a bit of moaning on the coverage on the radio about the pitch being, you know, a bit dead or whatever. But you know what? It was unpredictable. Sometimes it came alive. Sometimes it was a little bit flat. The conditions, it gets rolled. It gets scuffed. I think it changed. Anyway, whatever. It's just a big character, isn't it? The pitch. The pitch is a big character in the story and it's just good to have a little chat about it sometimes. Matching Todoka is waiting. Izzy Wong is waiting. And there's some amazing revelations from the Jimmy Anderson camp as well, which came to light yesterday, which we need to dig into.

37:05So Matching, are you there? Izzy, are you there? Hello. Hello. Hello. Well, you got there, Izzy? A little coffee, is it, on the go? Just saw that out of shot. A little coffee. She made it herself. Katie made it for me. You pre-ordered an Ando's, Izzy. Yeah, yeah. Coming, coming. five no nose is on his way has that been made from scratch did you hear the beans being ground she didn't she didn't grow the beans but passed that or create the milk but yeah beans ground and milk steamed mixed together hey Izzy well played yesterday so so close to a trophy in the blast you were having a blast and then you didn't have a blast did you?

37:44I was having a vitality blast yeah and then

37:50then we weren't then we weren't great great work in the semi to get to the final and then the Bears lost by five wickets in the final but you you had a great you had a great game Izzy unbelievable it was good fun it was good fun I think we just ran out of steam with the like the back to back games just we just we just didn't quite have the legs so but no I think it was it was a good day and lots of fireworks and mascot races and all sorts of exciting things. It's just a vitality blast, isn't it? It's a vitality blast. So you've got 59 of 38 and then four for 14. This is great. I was so excited to see that.

38:26They were announcing it on TMS on the test. We were sort of flicking between the two. But it was... So you must be feeling good. You must be feeling great. So you batted at three. Yeah, yeah. I've had this kind of role where if we lose one early in the power play, they send me in. So they don't eat into the real batters and kind of waste them at the top. so I get to go in and just have a hit which is quite nice that's what we used to call a pinch hitter in the 90s I like the expression pinch hitter it's always tricky because it's basically pin as well which it doesn't feel I've never once thought that I always thought that and didn't like it I've never once thought that a painful image Greg I did think of you when Izzy's first yeah your first ball you hit down the ground sort of slight checks on driving so many shots down the ground is he like you sort of clubbed one almost like a cut shot back down the ground there was one over the top for six it's like it was like it must have felt so good i mean you look like you're hitting it so cleanly i think the deck there's always really nice so it's quite a nice place to get that roll because you know it's um you know it's going to come on quite nicely and yeah it was good fun i got i got i tell you what on what we were talking about last week got a review it's the only game we've played in this year where we have reviews so I kicked it in front of my stumps got given out and then got to send it upstairs and you were right so that was one of the great feelings I was thinking that is so mad she actually does experience the thing that we were talking about were you thinking of tailenders in that moment were you because you only get 15 seconds so i was like my initial thought was my back leg is never in line so i it's got to be it's got to be close to missing leg and then i kind of i chatted to the girl at the other end because she'd never used it either she was a bit like oh well you might be missing but wasn't really too strong either way and then i was kind of thinking well this is this is a bucket list sort of moment this is my moment you're a young one

40:42And the drinks people ran on and we were looking at it and I was thinking, please don't be just crashing into middle. And lo and behold, came up on the screen and you could see all three stumps. At least we keep it. That's good. That's what a lovely feeling. Jimmy, do you remember your first review? No, I don't remember any reviews. Oh, OK. I used to just when they came in and I was like last man out in the test match I'd review it anyway just to like sort of dampen the opposition's celebrations a little bit yeah you know you've been bowled yeah smashed it to second can you check the front foot or something just we'll have a look at it just we'll have a look at it I can't even really remember like asking for a review when I was bowling either which is weird you will have done yeah did you have any moment of panic of like oh what's the signal again did you did you think do you put the bat into your palm or do you like do the arm thing or you're like how did you we'd had the discussion on the bench because for most of the girls like we'd never well we're like not we'd never played with it but we'd not really been in a position where we were going to be the ones calling it so we'd had a clarifying moment on the bench of like if you're bowling it's a tea and if you're batting just give your bat a little punch all right great so good i love that you called it a bucket listing maybe that's the title of the thing we've been talking we've been skirting around the last couple of weeks oh yeah bucket listing yeah maybe it's professional cricketing bucket list if you were a pressure cricketer what's the what the sort of slightly mundane things that you'd look forward to so we have we've had we've had hundreds sent in shillers says being on co-commentary and making up a quip that makes adam mountford audibly laugh at the back of the box to be picked up on the microphone.

42:38That's stuff that only dreams are made of, isn't it? It's not that hard. He will laugh at anything. Well, should we invite him on Tailenders one week just to see what he laughs at? Invite him on, but not give him a microphone and just make him sit at the back of one of our rooms. I'll get him to sit in the corner of the room in here. Yeah. And if he finds anything funny, he can just go... Ha, ha, ha!

43:05That is so good. It must be such a confidence booster to Mountie just laughing at things you say really loudly in the background. Johnny says, short and simple one here, I would love to hit a straight drive which narrowly misses the stumps and Michael Holding is commentating who simply says, runs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, really nice. Oh, do you know what? Do you know what? Talking about the DRS for a second. Yeah. I've never heard this before, but I'm pretty sure it was Sue Redfern was the third umpire for the finals day. Okay, well. And there were two occasions. One was looking at a boundary that might be about...

43:42Fielder stopped it on the boundary, so it might have been a four. And then, I can't remember what the other one was, but her thing to say to the umpire, she said, all good, runs, runs, runs. Oh. And I was like, what? Runs, runs, runs. Runs, runs, runs. I've never heard that. Runs, runs, runs. Sorry, what was she saying right? So the fielder, for example, stopped the ball on the boundary, but her foot was close to the toberone thing. So she was trying to work out whether her foot had touched the floor when her hand was in contact with the ball. And she decided it hadn't. But she still said, runs, runs, runs.

44:18And she said, I'm happy with that. Runs, runs, runs. But I was like, what does that mean? Is it four or is it three? Yeah, runs, yeah. Well, no, it's runs, runs, runs, three. oh three but then the other I can't remember what the other one was but she did it again I was like so strange that's called a sigmant that I'm happy with that runs runs runs yeah lovely you're on screen now runs runs runs runs runs runs you see I think that for me I'd love to be the third umpire in that you're on screen now change your decision what was it last week Fee you were talking about how nice it would be it's not when they say well done well done yeah well done good decision stick with your original decision well done yeah Yeah, because that's what Izzy was saying.

45:00Yeah, good work, Rod. Well done. Stick with the original decision. Don't, man. That gives me actual chill. Dan says, how about being a captain and then moving a fielder into positions that the commentators describe as funky? Oh, yeah. Funky field. And then you take a catch to dismiss the batsman and then you point at the bowler who points back at me before embracing in celebration. The point, the point. So good. Yes, we did it. especially if they're fielding kind of behind the bowler so it's like it's turn around it's a change of direction then the point totally lovely like yeah we told you we pulled off the magic trick yeah great so anyway well played yesterday Izzy great to see you smacking it and also taking some wickets oh can I just quickly I've got Izzy did another one but I thought I would love to experience one day she got two and two oh no and the second ball Izzy bowled to Catherine Bryce I think it beat her for pace and I'd like just taken Nick's Catherine's glove and been caught behind but it's like seriously quick and Catherine's made a noise which has gone ooooh like that split second you know like in a film when someone's been shot you hear a split ooooh down the stump mic and it's just like oh I've been literally been beaten for pace there that surprised me I don't know if I want to be Catherine Bryce or Izzy Wong in that situation actually but either one I don't know if either of you three will have this same feeling, but when Izzy got Tammy Beaumont out yesterday, for me, that's what I'll miss the most about bowling is when the ball, you can see it nip back and it's going through the gate and you know you've got them and then it rattles the stump.

46:44So that's like, for me, that'd be on my list. I've done it, but I still feel like I want to put that on the list. I actually, I feel like I need to take a second because something's pierced me quite. Yeah, me too. Deep down in my chest. I mean, what you reach in that split second is Nirvana. Yeah. It's Nirvana, isn't it? It's let me stay here in this. It's when the ball's like an inch behind, like inch through the gap. And that split second before it's the stumps. So for a split second, you are the only person on planet Earth who knows what's happening. I reckon I'm the batter, because I got done by a very similar ball in the final.

47:22And like, as it hit the pitch, it nipped and then I could see kind of in my peripheral Alexa Stonehouse who's bowling been like that's nipped and I could feel myself going oh no that's nipped yeah so is there is there a beautiful moment where intimate it's quite intimate yeah you two yeah are the only two people on planet earth that are locked in this this moment together wow I used to love that Graham Swan saying that but when you take a catch it's slip there's that same thing there's a split second where you know you've caught it and you're about to hear the sound of the ground erupting but it's like for a split second it's just safely in your hands and then everyone realizes i feel sad that that will never ever happen to me no exactly but by reading them out they in a way they are yeah yeah yeah lewis says i'd love to be the fielder who stood on the outfield and gives the beach ball back to the fans yes yeah oh great yes that's that's on the list that's on the bucket list.

48:20Izzy, you were going to say one, but it happened to you. Yes, I got, I hit the ball to cover. Yeah. Runs, runs, runs. Ran. We have a thing, it's like green light running, so basically if you hit the ball to the fielder, we all just run, and nine times out of ten we're going to make it. So we smashed the ball at the fielder, ran. They panicked through it, missed the stumps, missed the people backing up. I got five. Yes. Most you can get. Most you can get. And I just saw it running away and I was just laughing because I was like, that's brilliant. That's the best thing ever because I didn't really have to do anything.

48:56Five. Thank you. Thanks for coming. Yeah, I didn't think of it that way. You haven't really done anything. I did nothing to deserve those four extra runs. It's free runs. Free runs. It's free runs, yeah. So title suggestions for this. Georgina suggested sweep thrills, which I like. William has several name suggestions. dressing room delusions imaginary innings or you can't do that on a village wicket said in the how much voice not quite there bucket list I think is the best we've got I quite like bucket list dressing room delusions is quite good yeah there's something there's something in it maybe it doesn't need a title not everything needs a title does it yeah I like it the idea that it was on your bucket list to do a DRS and sort of yeah anyway more more excitingly would you like to announce to the listeners what you announced?

49:45I've got a quiz. Jesus Christ. I've got a quiz. Yeah. Yeah. How do you feel about this matching? Because you, I mean, you haven't said anything today. Apart from hello. That's my, that's my whole, that's my whole role, isn't it? He, Jimmy texted me yesterday. What, saying, do you mind? And, no. Oh yeah. No, no, no. No, he said, I've got this idea for a quiz. I've got an idea for a quiz have you because I've done so many quizzes he was like have you done this I said no and what and is it a good idea in your it's a great idea and I get pitched some you said not all of them are great you should do it to me so don't say I'm stealing your thunder or anything I was suggesting it like you should do it but then you just go you do that then oh no yeah it's more fun if you do it but no great okay has he got a theme tune No, it's no theme tune, sorry.

50:42I've not had time to do that. Literally, I thought about it yesterday morning. Okay, okay. And then did some research in the afternoon. Yeah, okay. So, the quiz, I mean, I just went, because Matt has ripped off, like, every quiz going, I thought, well, that must be how you do it then. So I've called it Would I Lie to You? Oh, literally. Literally. But obviously the wood is spelt W-O-O-D. Brilliant. Lovely. So we've got Mark Wood who's going to tell us something and you've got to decide whether it's true or a lie. I love it. Great. So Mark, Would I Lie to You? Mark, would I lie to you? What, is he literally going to tell us something?

51:41Yeah, I've got some recordings, which I'm going to... Oh! Shut up! Wow! Shut up! Wow. You got this from him yesterday? Yeah. Oh, my God, so good. That is so good. How is he? How's his... Is he coming back soon? Yeah, he's all right. I think he's had a little... Might have had a little setback, so I don't know if he'll be okay for the summer. But he's... Is that a truth or a lie? He's hopeful for the winter. Okay. Well, yeah, love Mark Wood. To death. Right. So should I just play these? I've only got them as WhatsApp voice notes, so I can only play them into the... Great. Is that right? Great. So you guys have got to decide whether it's true or false.

52:33Okay. Ready? I'm just playing as one team. Yeah. One team. Unless you want to be teams? Yeah, let's do teams. Me and Fee, Izzy and Matchin. Yeah, well-intended all-car. All right, ready? Yeah. Yeah. I once ate a whole Christmas-sized box of Ferrero Rush ears and Mr. Nordy Eye from a sugar rush. This is... Sorry, have you asked him? Sorry, so is this him? Oh no, obviously. Has he come up with all the clues, right and wrong? We might have come up with some together. Okay. So did you hear that? Yeah, it was great. Loud and clear. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. I think there might be... How big is the Christmas size box?

53:30It's the big tray, isn't it? Is it not like a pyramid? I feel like there's a pyramid type thing like the ambassador a pyramid of Roches which one day was this Jim and do you remember it? you can't ask those sorts of questions that's going to give it away I've not played one day cricket with Mark Wood so I wouldn't know would he have had such a sugar rush I think this story would have got out wouldn't it? and if this is real it's going to get out now this is amazing gossip this is going to be this is lad bible worthy but I just feel like it might be true I feel like it might be extenuating the exaggerating something to happen but it's coincided with eating a whole box of Frere Rochers or is he trying to get a sponsorship deal with Frere Rochers it's not a great review though is it that you can't play cricket the next day from too much sugar It's a lot of admin unwrapping them all.

54:34Individually, to go through a whole packet in the space of time. Do you flatten them out? I feel like if you're going through the whole packet, you'd wrap them into a ball and just keep bigger and bigger. Bowl with it. So we're going to have to hurry you for an answer here, guys. Yes. Jimmy, that's a great reminder, because I do have to go and hang out with my wife on her birthday. So, yeah. As much as I love talking about Farrah Rochers. I want to say Greg I want to say true because just because I want to feel good if that is true okay let's do let's do true so Martin is he okay I reckon what do you reckon false yeah we'll go false alright here we go he's so much professional this is false although I do love for error rush and could eat a mountain of it and I do get a pretty good sugar rush fortunately I've never done it for an ODI and had to miss a game so that one is false damn it alright next one I love Mark Wood I love Jimmy doing the tech and then keeps playing the next one i don't i was playing i was playing itself again

55:36it's not easy to make it sound is it the old clips all right go on next next

55:48i once waited outside an olympian's room in a bin so i could jump out and scare her this oh my god pressing the button it's not working that's definitely true as we always say email the clips to me i can play them out go on what do we think about this one is a match and discuss i'm leaning towards true i'm leaning towards you it sounds very much like something mark wood would do Mark Wood would do Mark Wood I lie to you Which Olympian do you think What sort of Olympian Jonathan Edwards I thought it was a woman It was a female

56:37John Regis

56:42I was going to say true I think true It's true I think that is true I think I've seen the video of this Oh Greg this is true i stood outside uh christina horrigo's room um jimmy and brodie wheeled me in a wheelie bin knocked on the door ran away she for a moment paused hello hello to a child does he not does he know i jim yeah we were on like the the campus with like some athletes when we went to a cricket trip. Got to know a little bit. It wasn't just a random... All right, give us another. Give us one more. I once filled a physio's room with plants and bushes from the hotel and lay in his bed pretending to be a snake in a jungle.

57:35Still playing. That's... Yeah, I feel like that's such a good one. I want that to be true In the bed It's the same I want that to be true It's too niche To not be true Would he have been Exactly yeah Would he have been rattling The Like Yeah what sort of snake Was it Branches Yes I think I think that's how His brain works And I think that's true Yeah Well I'm saying true Is he a match Are you slightly more Suspicious We'll go false We'll go false Okay We'll go false To make a game of it That was an absolute nightmare Of this this is true yes i did fill a physio's room craig diviman with plants and bushes it was in bangladesh on tour i got the bushes from the hallway while he was out he left his door unlocked i mean first rule on tours never leave your room unlocked everybody knows that so the room was filled like the amazon i could only think of you know something a snake or something so i i got into of his beard, slid that into a sort of curled shape.

58:38And as he came in, tried to flick my tongue out like a snake. He wasn't impressed. It made me tidy the whole room. What? I love Mark Wood. Very, very good. I love him. Can we do some... Have you got some more for next week, Jimmy? Can we roll him over? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, come and see what I like to you. So that's back next week. We'll do some more bucket list things as well. And before we go, there's a really nice Maccabees update. So we talked last week about the Maccabees-Glastonbury engagement between Tom and Minnie that we mentioned. Oh, yeah. We have more detail. So Tom is a huge Maccabees fan, obviously a big Tailenders fan as well.

59:19And on their way... Hopefully a huge Minnie fan as well. And above all else, great catch, Izzy, in the deep from you. Above all else, Tom is a huge Minnie fan. So Tom and Minnie were watching the Maccabees. on their way to the set, Minnie asked him if there's any love songs, to which he replied, yeah, first love. During first love, Minnie fumbles around in her pocket and presents a ring to Tom, asking him if he'll marry her. He took the ring during the, let's get married, bit. No way. And took the book. Tom, of course, said yes. They are now busy planning their wedding for the summer of 2027, and I think it's safe to assume that we know what their first dance song might be.

1:00:07Oh, that is so great. So cool. That's very great and good timing as well. So Minnie had already planned it but then she was setting it up. Tom, is that what you're saying? Yeah, so she just wanted to pick his brains on what the best song would be. What the song would be in his head was a love song. That's lovely. But also it happens to have Let's Get Married in it. Yeah, that's the one. A huge thank you also to Michael, Elliot, Josh, Leslie, Paul, Will and Eleanor who scored for us at Old Trafford. So if you have a look at the Tailenders Instagram we've put up each day of the test. In fact I've got to put up day four and five today.

1:00:45Sharky can you take a picture of day four and five and I'll put it up on Instagram. But we have a full five days of scoring a lot of scoring, a lot of runs were scored. Very busy five days for you all but thank you. It looked beautiful. People loved it. It was very calming to see that appear on the feed wasn't it? And Sharky's been meeting tailenders and passing the book from one day to the next the next tail ender one day to the next oh um i had an idea for you remember we played in grenada granada and we played beach very much yeah yeah i'm going to devon next week i was wondering could i could i put a call out to any tailenders that happen to be near Willacombe on the 12th of August for a like sundown sundown beach cricket match I'm worried that you're inviting people to know exactly your whereabouts during your holiday yeah that's exactly what he said wow it's just meet them on the beach I'm thinking 12th of August yeah 8 p.m it sounds so dodgy you're gonna get you might get some people who just want to go dog in well welcome or everyone's welcome okay he means that i just need like 10 players okay 10 play oh you need 10 players so there's a game organized well no i just thought we no there's not a game i'm organizing the game but i just thought that would be a nice but I need about 10 minutes to make it work 12th of August about 8pm on the dot when you arrive in the car park flash your lights three times

1:02:28bring your little owl and fox masks and I'll come I'll come to your car alright oh god oh god well have a great holiday Madshin we'll hopefully see you again soon yeah please email any correspondence that is certain or uncertain to tailenders at bbc.co.uk please or you could obviously use the hashtag tailendersworldunitetakeover we'll be back just after the next test to review the series and to review most importantly the beach dog cricket on Woolacombe okay thank you Izzy go well go well Jimmy go well Fee go well matching can I just quickly say I imagine we're going to do go wells next week right yeah just because I said I'd put it in last week we didn't Katie who's a British Airways air hostess I was going to America to do the baseball last week and she said some really lovely things about tail enders and test cricket and I promised her to give her a shout out so Katie lots of love go well fly well go well Katie cheers cheers a reminder How to Win the Ashes 2005 is on iPlayer really good documentary test match special is live at the Oval on Thursday from 10.30 that's all on BBC Sounds for the fifth test the men's test the sort of decider sort of and the highlights are on every day on iPlayer and on BBC 2 or on BBC 4 if they can't be asked but on BBC 2 thanks for watching listening goodbye cheers go well cheers go well cheers cheers on BBC Sounds sporting giants delve deep into the lives and careers of some of the biggest names in sports and And hear from those who know them best, including Pep Guardiola.

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Breaking News: The tables have been turned as Jimmy has a quiz for Mattchin and the rest of the Tailenders featuring England fast bowler Mark Wood. Plus a full review of the Men's 4th Test between England and India, Issy has been having a Blast in The Blast, what makes Ben Stokes so good, Joe Root and whale music and more listener suggestions for the ‘Professional Cricketing Bucket List’.

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