In short
A “Would You Rather…” special where the hosts answer rapid-fire hypothetical questions, mostly football/celebrity and everyday-life scenarios, plus a brief Q&A wrap-up.
Guest backgrounds
No guests appear; it’s a panel-style episode with the hosts (including Mil, Kaz, Rach, Helen, Richard, Felicity, Barker mentioned as questioners/participants).
Key claims
They joke that “Storm” energy drink makes you smarter/focused (legally disclaimed), and promote Google Chrome/Gemini and Google Health; otherwise the episode’s “claims” are personal preferences (e.g., Christmas > horror, movies > clubbing, ketchup bath > mayo).
Notable examples
Strictly vs Dancing on Ice; tattoo vs hair; sing while talking vs dance while walking; Arsenal socks vs no socks; Christmas every day vs Euros every day; emojis-only vs never text; Rihanna dance-off vs Harry Styles sing-off; ketchup bath vs mayo.
Written by AI. May contain mistakes. Listen to the episode to check what was said.
Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VODance Battle vs. Strictly
0:49 to 1:06
Discussion about preferences between Strictly Come Dancing and Dancing on Ice.
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Dance Battle vs. Strictly
1:30 to 2:04
Discussion about preferences between Strictly Come Dancing and Dancing on Ice.
“We love these, so let's dive straight into these.”
Tattoos vs. Hair
2:04 to 2:44
Debate on whether to never get another tattoo or hair done again.
“Anyway, so moving into that is a question from Richard.”
Sing or Dance
2:44 to 3:08
Choosing between singing while talking or dancing instead of walking.
“I'm going to go with never getting my hair done again.”
Socks in Sports
3:08 to 3:32
Preference between playing with Arsenal socks or without socks.
“Yeah, but there's definitely angry singers like Carrie Underwood.”
Meals of Choice
3:32 to 4:06
Discussing the choice between never having breakfast or dinner again.
“Right, Helen, would you rather play in Arsenal socks or play without socks?”
Pretending to Like Someone
4:06 to 5:00
Discussion about pretending to like someone versus being open about disliking.
“Yeah, I can't really hide my emotion very well.”
Christmas vs. Euros
5:00 to 5:28
Debating whether to celebrate Christmas or winning the Euros daily.
“Would you rather celebrate Christmas every day or celebrate winning the Euros every day?”
Movie Preferences
5:28 to 5:42
Choosing between watching Christmas movies or horror movies.
“Would you rather watch nothing but Christmas movies or nothing but horror movies?”
Chill or Clubbing
5:42 to 6:24
Preference for chilling with movies versus clubbing.
“We might have told everyone this, but when we were on camp, we always used to watch shit shark films.”
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Food Preferences
6:24 to 7:04
Choosing between never eating Chinese food or Indian food again.
“Oh, there's a lovely Indian as well, just round the corner from me.”
Bizarre Body Parts
7:04 to 8:03
Discussion about having chips for fingers or sausages for toes.
“Would you rather have chips for fingers or sausages for toes?”
More Would You Rather
9:01 to 12:49
Continuation of 'Would You Rather' questions, including hypothetical scenarios.
“We are going to get into the second half of the Would You Rather's.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:17We'll see you next time.
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1:20Welcome to the Restless Football Daily Brightness. Today we have got a special treat for you. An entire episode. dedicated to one of our favourite things. And what is that? Dun-dun-dun! Would you rather? We love these, so let's dive straight into these. Do you want to just go one by one, Mil? Yeah, let's do it. All right, then. Okay, good question. Also, just stop a minute. Can we just... Wait. Kaz, how sick was her dance? Oh, my God! I swear to God. I knew she could move, though, because she always used to say she could break dance, but Jesus! I could never do that. Out to Karen Carney. You are my idol.
1:59I could never. Kaz Carney, we're rooting for you to win because, Jesus, I see them hips moving, girl. You will win. Anyway, so moving into that is a question from Richard. Would you rather do Strictly or Dancing on Ice? Dancing on Ice? I'd rather run away. I could never do Strictly. I'd rather do Dancing on Ice because you're more likely to make a fool of yourself and just be laughed about because you're on ice. Yeah, I couldn't do Strictly. I could never. I don't think it would suit my, yeah, I don't think my aura and Strictly are kind of coming together. Not for me. Do you know what I mean? Right, we have got Felicity.
2:37Would you rather never get another tattoo or never get your hair done again? Never get another tattoo. Easy. I'm not not having my hair done again. Are you joking? I'm going to go with never getting my hair done again. All right, then. Let's try it. See how long you last. No, but then I've got to get my leg finished and I want all my tattoos. I don't have to get my hair done. All right, then. Good question. Clearly caused a debate. Would you rather sing when talking or dance instead of walking? Oh, dance. I couldn't deal with singing. Imagine every time you're talking. Good morning. Good morning to you.
3:13My balls just dropped there. Imagine trying to be angry and singing. Yeah, but there's definitely angry singers like Carrie Underwood. I dug my key to the ground. Yeah, I think I'd rather dance instead of walking because people are right laughing. I think we do that anyway, to be honest. So that's fine. Right, Helen, would you rather play in Arsenal socks or play without socks? Play without socks. Play without socks. That's coming from... Imagine the blisters. That's coming from a... I'd rather my feet be bleeding than anything Arsenal touch my skin. Thank you very much. Okay, then. Would you rather never have breakfast again or never have dinner again?
3:55For me, never have dinner. I love breakfast. Yeah, breakfast is the best meal of the day. Best meal. Yeah, we're in an agreeance on that. Barker, would you rather pretend you like someone or make it obvious you don't? I think...
4:14I think maybe we already do it.
4:19I think it's really hard to pretend that you don't like someone, but also I don't want to make it blatant but I think because we're people that wear our hearts on our sleeves my face will tell you my face will tell you you will see it all over my face and context is everything so it depends what situation we're in and it depends because if they've done something really bad then I want you to know I want you to know that you've pissed me off or I don't like what you've done but we're very much heart on sleeve our faces will probably tell you before you need to ask the question. Yeah, I can't really hide my emotion very well.
4:56I can't really pretend. And I wouldn't want someone to pretend to me either because then if you don't like me, don't like me. That's fine. Just tell me. Be on your way in it. Like, it's cool. I've got a circle. Would you rather celebrate Christmas every day or celebrate winning the Euros every day? I don't know, really. I think, obviously, celebrating the Euros was like a one-time thing. I wouldn't want that to fade. No, me either. So I'd probably say Christmas because it's like... It happens every year anyway. Yeah, I'd love to have Christmas. And I like to give presents. So, yeah, let's do Christmas.
5:26Yeah, Christmas. We'll keep the Euros as a one-time special. Would you rather watch nothing but Christmas movies or nothing but horror movies? Christmas. Christmas. Easy, easy. It's not even a debate. I don't mind horror movies, but I only like a certain few, and then other than that, that's shit. Yeah, we do like shit movies, though. Me and Rach, I don't know if... We might have told everyone this, but when we were on camp, we always used to watch shit shark films. Shit shark films. All the time. Always. Next question. would you rather spend the night chilling watching movies together or clubbing together?
5:57Movies. Movies. I hate clubbing. Because I tell you what, we're not clubbers anyway. We just go to a bar. We're pubs and bars, aren't we? We'll just have a beer at home with the... Yeah, big jobs. We're getting old. We're not into all that anymore. I'd rather go to a pub over a club anyway. Clubs, you can't hear anyone. Everyone's bashing into you. Annoying as hell. Spilling drinks on you. you got stuck to the floor not for me then it goes back to that other point you're probably going to be able to tell that you've pissed me off and you're doing my head in so probably best I'm not there would you rather never eat Chinese food again or never eat Indian again never eat Chinese I literally crave Chinese food once a year and when I want it like I need to have it that day but I do not crave it I don't like the way it makes me feel you're going to say Chinese aren't you you yeah I couldn't not have Indian food it's like one of my favourite cuisine.
6:50Oh, but I do love Indian. Oh, there's a lovely Indian as well, just round the corner from me. We go, we've been a couple of times. There's one where I live. Oh, nice. But I see, at the minute I eat Indian more than Chinese, so maybe I'm not being true. So you'd rather never eat Chinese again then. Yeah, scrap it, innit. Listen to this one. Would you rather have chips for fingers or sausages for toes? Oh my God, I'd rather have sausages for toes. Yeah, sausages for toes. You can't see them. to cover them up. Some people already have sausages anyway, so it was... Exactly. We're going to go for a quick break before the second part of the Would You Rathers and they are some good ones, so stay tuned.
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9:09Welcome back, everybody. We are going to get into the second half of the Would You Rather's. We hope you enjoyed the ones so far. There's some tasty ones coming up. Rach, are you ready? Mm-hmm. Would you rather have a sing-off with Harry Styles or have a dance-off with Rihanna? A dance-off with Rihanna, right, because one, okay, one, I obviously can't dance, but two, just being in Rihanna's presence would be sick. Yeah. I'd back you for a little twerk. I reckon you've got it in your hips.
9:42Don't be so stupid. Guys, if you want to just head over to my TikTok I can watch all my Rachel's dancing videos. You'll see what I mean. Can't even clap to a beat. But yeah, I'd rather be in Rihanna's presence, I think. Yeah, that'd be sick. Would you rather only communicate in emojis or never be able to text again? I feel like I use emojis a lot anyway. Same. I reckon I could send you emojis. Well, we do anyway. I'd understand. Yeah, I'd understand. Yeah, so I'd rather communicate in emojis. Emojis, not a problem. Would you rather early kickoff or late kickoff early? I've always said early and I'm still going to say early.
10:16Yeah, early. But these 12 o 'clock, I swear to God, you're up so early. It's mad, isn't it? Because obviously you've got to get to the ground like three hours before. It's like, it's crazy. But you're done early. Still 100 % early. I hate late. Yeah. So bored in the day. So boring. Would you rather always play in the summer or always play in the winter? Summer. We did that. Do you remember that when WSL was in the summer? We tried it. We trialled it and it didn't work. But also, summers are for relaxing and holidays, so I'm winter. I like it when it's freezing and it kicks off and grass has just got a little bit of crispness to it.
10:50No, because games get cold off and stuff. It's annoying. Yeah, but best of all, I can't deal with the heat. Yeah, see, I like this stuff. I'll die. I'd much rather run when it's minus one than fricking anything over 18 degrees. I'm a sun worshipper. I'm a winter. Would you rather have football for a head or golf balls for eyes? Oh, I think probably a football for a head. Yeah. I don't know. I can't actually answer why. Well, I just can't imagine eyes as big as golf balls. Like googly golf ball eyes, no thanks. Like that constantly. I'd rather just have a big head, like football for a head. Would you rather live your life knowing everything that is going to happen or live in the moment?
11:32Oh, live in the moment. Things like that. I'd say live in the moment. Sometimes I sit there and think, oh, I wonder what's going to happen. No. Do you ever go to those readings? I've never been, but yeah, I've heard that. No. I don't want to know if there's something bad happening or something good. Just let me live. I do not want to know. Absolutely not. That question, though. That is actually one of my fears, knowing what's about to come. No, thanks. I get too much anxiety. That is a really good question. That might be one of the hardest ones, to be honest, so far. Would you rather have spaghetti as fingers or breadsticks as legs?
12:04Why are they all human body parts? Spaghetti as fingers or breadsticks as legs? Well, they're both weak as anything. Breadsticks as legs. But imagine spaghetti for fingers, you can't do anything. Yeah, you can't even pick anything up. Yeah, breadsticks for legs. Right, for our final one, would you rather have a bath in ketchup or mayo? That's absolutely rank. I'd have to go ketchup. Yeah, I think same. I don't know why, if they're both just minging. Yeah, ideally neither, but that's not the aim of the game. Not into any of that, and I love a bath. I have a bath every day. Ketchup. Anyway, on a more positive note, that is the Q &A episode done with.
12:39Thank you for everyone who sent in there. Would you rather? One of our favourite things to do. We will be back very, very soon. Keep getting new questions. Thank you, guys. Have a nice weekend.
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From the publisher
Would Millie rather do Strictly or Dancing On Ice? Would Rach rather never get another tattoo or never get her hair done? Would the girls rather have a sing off with Harry Styles or a dance off with Rihanna?
Millie and Rach also discuss Karen Carney’s brilliant early performance and Strictly Come Dancing and call for everyone to get behind her to win it!
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