The best streaming services in 2023

12 Apr 2023 · 56 min

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Episode Overview Podcast Title: The Vergecast Episode Title: The Best Streaming Services in 2023 Hosts: Nilay Patel, Alex Kranz, David Pierce Format: Draft-style discussion of streaming services, focusing on the best options for the future of entertainment.

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Key Themes

  • Streaming Service Selection: The hosts engage in a chaotic draft to select their top streaming services for the upcoming year.
  • Cultural Relevance: The discussion often touches on the cultural significance of different streaming platforms and the content available on them.
  • Financial Considerations: The cost of subscriptions and the total monthly spending is a recurring topic, influencing picks during the draft.

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Episode Highlights

Introduction

  • David's Experience: David shares his struggle of sorting through 94 apps on his Roku, hinting at the complexity of managing streaming services today.
  • Draft Concept: The hosts decide to draft streaming services in a snake format, with each pick representing a commitment for the next 12 months.

Draft Process

  • Round Format: Five rounds in a snake draft format (1st picks 1st, 2nd picks 2nd, 3rd picks 3rd, etc.).
  • Service Selection Rules: A subscription counts as one pick, with some flexibility for bundled services.

Streaming Service Picks

  1. Nilay Patel's Picks:
  2. 1st Pick: TikTok - High engagement and cultural relevance despite its potential volatility.
  3. 2nd Pick: Disney Bundle (Disney Plus, Hulu, ESPN Plus) - Aimed at retaining family and sports content.
  4. 3rd Pick: YouTube TV with Sunday Ticket - High-cost pick centered around football.
  5. 4th Pick: Apple Music - Focused on music and its integration with his existing devices.
  6. 5th Pick: Vipin’s Plex Server - A humorous nod, highlighting the value of trusted personal streaming services.
  1. Alex Kranz's Picks:
  2. 1st Pick: HBO Max - Strong catalog with culturally relevant shows.
  3. 2nd Pick: Paramount Plus/Showtime - Emphasizing content diversity.
  4. 3rd Pick: Channels App - A unique choice allowing access to live TV.
  5. 4th Pick: Criterion Collection - Appeals to film aficionados with quality content.
  6. 5th Pick: Apple One - Bundles music and video content effectively.
  1. David Pierce's Picks:
  2. 1st Pick: YouTube - Broad content but missed earlier picks that could have led to a more potent roster.
  3. 2nd Pick: Peacock - Personal favorites included; focuses on comfort viewing.
  4. 3rd Pick: Netflix - Acknowledged as a content giant, though questioned its selection weight.
  5. 4th Pick: Discovery Plus - Aimed at specific genre content for personal and shared viewing.
  6. 5th Pick: Hulu with Live TV - Strategic choice to cover live sports and popular shows.

Financial Analysis

  • Total Costs Recap:
  • Nilay: Approx. $393/month (includes Sunday Ticket)
  • Alex: Approx. $63/month (most economical)
  • David: Approx. $129/month (concerned about value)

Final Thoughts

  • Reflection on Picks: The hosts reflect on their selections and what they might mean for their viewing habits over the next year.
  • Viewer Interaction: The hosts encourage listener feedback on their picks and insights into the draft.

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Key Takeaways

  • Diverse Content Needs: The choices reflect varied personal preferences for content—ranging from sports to classic films.
  • Strategic Drafting: Financial implications and service longevity heavily influenced drafting decisions.
  • Engagement and Adaptation: The episode illustrates the chaotic yet engaging nature of choosing streaming services in an ever-evolving media landscape.

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Conclusion The episode serves as both a lighthearted exploration of current streaming services and a serious discussion about how these platforms impact cultural consumption and financial decision-making in entertainment. The hosts aim to revisit this exercise annually, making it a tradition to assess the landscape of streaming services.

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0:03Welcome to the Vergecast, the flagship podcast of Rabbit Ear Antennas. I'm your friend David Pierce, and I am doing maybe the weirdest thing on my to-do list in a while. I am reordering all of the apps on my Roku. I have 94 things installed, it looks like, which is A, way too many, and B, total chaos because everything is in a totally bonkers order and I can't find anything. So I'm moving stuff around, trying to get all of my important services up to the top. It is way, way too much work. It's like six button clicks every time you want to even just move an app, which is why it's taken me months to finally get fed up enough to do it.

0:38But I'm doing it. Anyway, today's show is actually all about these streaming services. We've been trying for a while to figure out a good way to answer a really simple but really important question. What are the best streaming services? So we picked the most subjective, most chaotic way we could think of to actually answer that question. Neil, I, Alex, and I are going to draft streaming services and see who picks the best roster for the future of entertainment. That's the whole show today, and it's coming up in just a second. But first, I have to figure out whether Hulu or ESPN Plus belongs on the second row of my Roku.

1:11This feels like a surprisingly big decision. This is the Vergecast. See you in a sec.

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2:29Welcome back. this is the great Verge streaming draft of 2023, which I'm saying so that it sounds like an annual thing so that we require ourselves to do this every year from now on. Nilay Patel, hello, and welcome to the draft. I've tried to pull that trick so many times. There are so many things we don't do every year that I've insisted that we're going to do every year, but we're going to do this every year. Yeah, we're going to do this every year. It's going to be great. Alex Kranz, hello. What happens if all of the streaming services die next year? Will it just be super competitive? There's like a 60 % chance that none of these things will exist a year from now.

3:02We'll be picking Go90 again. Yeah. It's going to be great. The only thing on my list is Quibi, y 'all. Let's be honest. I'm not going to lie. The word Quibi appears in my notes somewhere in all the crap that I did for this. But we'll come to that later. Okay. So let me just quickly explain how this draft is going to work, and then we'll get into it. We're going to do five rounds, and we're doing a snake draft. So the person who picks first, then they go second, then they go third, and the person who picks third then picks fourth. So we're going around and around. We're going to pick 15 total things over the course of this.

3:32And the idea is that whatever you pick is what you're stuck with for the next 12 months. Imagine it like you're drafting a team, right? This is your exclusive five streaming services for the next year. I will take any single subscription as one draft pick. So you can draft the Disney bundle as one thing because that is one thing with one price. But also you can draft Disney Plus and ESPN Plus and Hulu as their own things because you can pay for them separately. That's the only one like that that I can actually think of. But if there are others, feel free and try to convince me otherwise. But what you can't do is the like Amazon channels, like subscribe to stars through here thing, because that's a separate thing that you pay for separately.

4:09So one bill, one price, one pick. Do like adjacent services count? Things that are like streaming, but maybe don't have their own content on them or a lot of their own content? Sure. Or if you want to pick Plex is the answer to your question. If you want to pick Plex, knock yourself out. That's an awful draft pick. You can't just pick Plex. You got to pick Alex has to pick her own Plex server. Right. I pick my Plex server. Yeah, that I will allow. And as for what counts, any streaming service counts free, paid, whatever. It just has to be primarily about entertainment. I'm going to do my best to keep track of the cost of all these things.

4:46And one fun wrinkle that I just came up with is whoever spends the least money in these five picks gets one extra free bonus pick at the end. Do you understand that the last pick of this draft is a punishment? You get to have another streaming service. Instead of five streaming services, you get to have six. You can pick, I don't know, Quibi. Punishment, not a reward. Yeah, you're not wrong. If there are any disputes, Andrew, our producer, is in charge. Thank you, David. He rules and his word is final. He's the commissioner of our league. All right. Andrew is here to pick the draft order. None of us know the draft order because as far as I know, there isn't one yet.

5:26Andrew, give it to me. Give it to me. I deserve it. Andrew, you're going to tell us who's picking first, second and third. What do you have for us? OK, so Neelai responded to your message in Slack first today. So Neelai is going to go first. Oh, what a surprise. Give the boss the first pick in the draft. What a shocking twist. Everybody's boss gets to go first. This commissioner is terrible. That's right. I'm the Dallas Cowboys, baby. you can't run this league without me and then alex is gonna go second yes and david is gonna go third because he's the host this sucks i don't want to do this david trades are allowed man i bet i'm still gonna get my first pick at third so this is fine andrew do you have another song for us it's go time all right nila patel you're on the clock first pick tiktok wow zero hesitation tiktok Explain.

6:18Wow. It provides the most value for the zeroest of dollars. It is the only streaming service that reliably produces videos of trucks jumping over things and into rivers. That's very important to me. And I don't know if it's going to get banned or not, but I want to be on the ride if that's going to happen. Well, so this is like the most high risk, high reward pick ever, right? Because there's a decent chance that literally it will not be available to you when we do this draft again in 12 months. Yeah. And you know what? Sometimes you've got to draft a quarterback who's definitely going to get hurt.

6:47You know what I'm saying? like i just think about where do i spend the most time it's tiktok as we go through the draft i think this choice will be rewarded i might not need any other picks okay so my reasoning for being anti tiktok as the first pick is that there's no like prestige tiktok is like not a thing and like what i want from one of my picks here and maybe i'll get it later but is the like cultural relevancy of something where it's like everybody's very excited about the most recent episode of succession and you're gonna have to watch it in two minute increments cobbled together across the internet well i do have other picks right like i can pick alex's plex server second we have not actually this is a rules clarification am i still allowed to buy things oh yes you are allowed to buy things like i can rent movies we'll leave like the voodoos of the world separate if you want to pay four bucks to rent a movie that's allowed that exists outside of this i'm ever more comfortable with this choice interesting okay alex what do you think good choice bad choice terrible choice just why i watched tiktok last night while i was watching succession and that was a bad choice that might be a proof of nila's point you might have just proved nila's case basically it was a bad choice so like i'm trying to to have less tiktok in my life.

8:09That's fair. No, that's fair. You got to cut back. Alex, let's go. Second pick. What do you have? Oh, it's HBO Max. Okay. I'm coming out the gate strong. I'm aggressive. All right. Defend. Because Succession. But also, I watch a lot of stuff on HBO Max. There's a lot of good content on it, as long as it survives. So I've got this for like, what, another month? Immediate theme in this draft of, I need to ride this out while it lasts. Yeah. So I'm going to enjoy it for a month. I'm going to watch, you know, maybe rewatch Warrior, rewatch Sex Lives of College Girls, whatever that show is called. That sounded really bad saying it out loud, but it's going to be a great time for the next month.

8:51OK, here's a philosophical question. Are we streaming services with ads people or spend the extra five dollars for no ads people? Oh, this is with the extra five dollars. I don't do ads. OK, so we're spending the money to not get any ads. Yeah. Unlike Neelai, who says, just give me every ad. Scroll up, I am, man. Don't worry about it. Every 30 videos, just there's your ad, Neelai. You got a MagSafe charger? This is the best ad targeting you can do. Neelai, are you an ads person? Do you pay for no ads? Oh, yeah. I pay for no ads everywhere. Okay. Which is funny because we run an ad-supported website.

9:22Please don't skip over the ads in this podcast. But also pay for all of our paid things. Yeah. Those don't have ads. Maybe I'm trying to bring these ideas together as much as I can. Verge Plus. That's my last pick. If I win this bonus pick, I'm picking that because it doesn't cost any money because it doesn't exist. You see the logic here. Alex, what do you do with the fact that the HBO Max app is like a horrible pile of garbage that doesn't work 40 to 60 percent of the time? I just like close my eyes and think of the good content that I'll get to when I eventually find it and the app works. You watch TikTok until the page loads.

9:55Just avert my eyes and I press go. And 30 minutes later, maybe my show plays and I'm really excited. And once that 30 minutes hit, then I've got like, you get all those old movies because they have all the Turner Classic stuff. This is a strong pick because of the catalog for sure. Yeah, it's all about the catalog for me. And the app is just an unfortunate byproduct that I have to deal with. Also, whenever you want, you can watch a Square version of Justice League. That's what I'm going to do right after this because it's my first pick. I can watch it anytime. time. Yeah, HBO Max was going to be my second pick, specifically because it is like, when you make a list of like relevant cultural shows that people care about, they are overwhelmingly on HBO.

10:39It's insane. So by not having HBO Max, Nila, you and I are just resigned to being sort of social outcasts. Don't worry, I got a Plex server coming up. Alex is going to rip everything from HBO Max to her Plex server. Problem solved. Would never do that. That's wrong. Okay, so I'm up third. and for my third pick, I get my first pick, which is YouTube. This is the easiest decision of all time. I cannot believe neither of you picked YouTube. It's$22.99 a month for YouTube premium, which is insane and which I did not realize I'd been paying all this time because they raised the price. Yeah. And which is, yeah, it's outrageous.

11:15That's like the family plan. It's ridiculous. What do you get for that? So you get no ads, which is great. You get background listening. You get a music service for free, which is compelling. And now I don't have to pick Spotify or Apple Music or anything else because I just have YouTube music and all the music streaming services are the same. So it's kind of like getting two picks in one. But also it's like YouTube over the last like 12 months for me has become the place I go when I don't know what I want to watch. And I just have like 15 minutes to kill. And I think part of this is I just had a kid.

11:45So my windows of time to just sort of sit and do nothing went from being like hours long to like minutes long. but it's like highlights of soccer games that I missed because I have a small child and hot ones interviews is basically like my entire YouTube algorithm right now and it's great and I have I have nothing against it it feels like it is the biggest one it's also the only one of our three so far that will probably still exist 12 months from now so I feel very good about that I'm honestly shocked neither of you picked this I felt like YouTube was like the obvious first choice it would have been my it would if I hadn't gotten if I hadn't gotten TikTok I would have gone YouTube premium good all right well then i also get the fourth pick because of the way this draft works andrew i've come around i've decided you you were right to give me the third pick thank you secret wow so there's three i can choose from here and i'm gonna this is the i'm gonna regret this choice but i'm gonna make it i'm gonna pick peacock which i would not have expected to do but the honest truth is peacock is where the office is and it's where parks and rec is and for me that is like 45 % of my TV viewing between those two shows.

12:53And the other 45 exists on another service that I hope I get to pick later. But it's just that. Peacock has some nifty stuff with live TV. They have some sports. They're starting to grow. But fundamentally, it is the place where the office is, and I have to have the place where the office is on my list. I already regret this choice. As I'm saying this, I drafted this too high. Disclosure. Oh, yeah. Peacock is operated by NBC Universal, which is owned by Comcast, which is a minority investor in Vox Media, our parent company. David, I hope you got some sort of kickback for this miserable choice.

13:25I think this is a good choice. This is like, if you watch a lot of TV, Peacock is a very solid choice. I think what we're going to discover in this is that some of you watch vastly more television than I do. That's probably true. But no, for me, it's like I dabble in lots of TV, and then I have like four shows that I cycle between over and over and over and over again, And two of them are The Office and Parks and Rec, both of which are on Peacock. And I think I can reliably say both of which are never leaving Peacock because they are part of the company that owns Peacock. So I'm not afraid that six months from now they're just going to suddenly disappear, unlike on some other services that have gained and lost my shows.

14:02Until Peacock dies and they have to, like, sell to another company. There is that. But Peacock's doing kind of well. It went from being like a total disaster to like a kind of success-ish. it's like it's like trending in the right direction from really bad to kind of bad it's like you know in the rest of development they go from like a sell to a don't buy and they're like thrilled about it like that's peacock yeah i just think you're gonna find yourself using the custom video player ui that they developed for no reason and you're like this is my third pick like that's just how that's gonna feel for you yeah if the space bar on my ipad doesn't pause your video player you've done it wrong and peacock has done it wrong um all right alex you're up next i don't think this is gonna shock anybody but paramount plus wow that does not shock me wow the reaches in these rounds are out of control i had that so much lower on my list i get star trek love a star trek i get most of yellowstone the good the good versions evil that's lovely the good fight a bunch of like random CBS stuff like Ghosts.

15:10And most importantly of all, 60 Minutes. So you're buying shows. Yeah, yeah. I'm all about the shows. Okay. For the most part. I got some others here. But for the most part, it's about the shows for me. But it's like Peacock where you get a bunch of live stuff too. So I can watch live news if I need to. That sort of thing. And then I got to see what's going to happen on Picard next week. I can't lose that. I mean, I guess saying you're buying shows, at the end, we're all just buying content. Yeah. No one's like, I'm buying this for a great UI. It's all content. But you very specifically are like, these four shows are why I'm drafting this service.

15:47A hundred percent. Also, the Peacock UI is fine. It's better than HBO, kind of. In that the app loads from time to time, yes. Yeah. Once you actually use it, it's miserable and I hate it. But otherwise, it does the job. so i will say when i first did my rankings i had paramount plus really really really low and then the final four happened and the masters happened and both of those things only streamed on paramount plus and all of a sudden it's like as a person who also likes to watch like champions league soccer like paramount plus has a sneaky amount of like really good really high-end sports that for me and like i actually don't subscribe to paramount plus and there were a couple of times the last couple of weeks, I almost did.

16:32And I suspect I'm going to end up having to do so. You'll like it. Even though I don't care about Star Trek. To me, Paramount Plus is just like, where do you go if you like Star Trek? And there's lots of those people and I am not one of them. Yeah. There's a bunch of other stuff. Obviously, the Star Trek is really big right now at the moment for me. But for the most part, it's all of the other content that I watch. And now I can keep up with everybody at home who all watch Yellowstone and all of those shows. So I can have conversations with my family. That's very exciting. That's real. Okay. Here's the rules question.

17:04Are you paying$9.99 a month for just Paramount or are you paying$11.99 a month and also getting Showtime? Oh,$11.99 a month. Yeah. That's the easiest trade-up of all time. That's just the price for Yellow Jackets, right? You pay$2 a month to watch Yellow Jackets? 100%. That's how they make billions. Yeah. I'm so sorry. so smooth okay so you take paramount plus and showtime for 11.99 a month i actually think that was a pretty good pick uh neilai you're up what do you got oh this is hard i can go two ways well okay and you're gonna get a pick and then we're gonna take a break and then you're gonna get another pick so oh yeah no that's actually super easy then disney plus okay why uh child uh because you have a child bluey i'm i'm i'm drafting bluey this is the bluey pick very specifically bluey frozen moana like this stuff just flows through the house like water also it is like the single app on her ipad that i trust in like in any way shape or form like youtube kids is just a disaster clown car of a situation uh she loves it but you've taken it off the board right because you took youtube totally off the board so youtube kids went for the ride right so you gotta the kid pick has to be d plus okay so and also well i was i have two follow-up questions one is are you just taking disney plus or are you taking the bundle and also getting hulu and espn plus it's more expensive but you get more stuff um yeah i'm taking the bundle okay hulu is fine my actually my question is if i take the bundle you can still pick hulu right That's right.

18:39OK, so, yeah, I'm taking the bundle. Not totally strategic. If I was taking it totally off the board, zero. Like, that's just draft strategy. Sure. But there's, you know, Hulu has a reasonably good catalog. It's got some movies on there. The real thing I'm taking is ESPN Plus, which has the one show I watched during football season more consistently than anything else. NFL primetime, which is great. Yeah, you two are the two people I know that are like ESPN Plus. It's great. Yeah, just for one show. Do you want to watch college softball on a Saturday afternoon? like they got you yeah 4.99 a month let's go also you just made an interesting point which is you sound like a person who would be against doing what everybody thinks is going to happen which is that disney just pulls all of the hulu stuff into disney plus because it's a better and more successful app anyway but it sounds like in the like it's the one app i trust on the ipad vein maybe you don't want that to happen i we can age gate it already so like she's already got the kids version of D plus, which is like there's a lot of age gates built into it.

19:37Like they know that their audience is kids. So I'm not worried about the catalog and the app expanding because I think that Disney of all companies will be good at knowing that my daughter is five, you know, like it's actually hard for her to get some movies like some Pixar movies are rated PG and she can't get them in her version of D plus like we have to use my account. So I'm not so worried about that. I do think like the reason I was like, whatever on Hulu is like, Hulu will go away before TikTok goes away. Oh, really? Yeah. Or it will outlast us all. Those are the only two outcomes. Season 61 of The Handmaid's Tale.

20:11Coming soon. Exactly. Every one of its corporate owners has tried to kill Hulu and it has outlasted all of them. But I think in this particular round of the streaming wars, neither Disney nor Comcast really wants it to exist. It just seems like if you're taking it, you should take it as part of this bundle. But it's a risky early round pick right now. Alex, what do you think? This would have been my next pick. So I'm very on board for this. Alex, what do you think? I mean, I assumed one of you with children was going to pick it. So I was just waiting for one of you with children to pick it. I don't need a lot of the stuff on there.

20:46It does kind of feel like if you don't have kids or care about Marvel and Star Wars, Disney Plus is actually like mostly useless to you. But if either of those things apply to you, it is like the most important thing in the universe. Yeah. It's like I can just go see those movies when they come out. And like the TV shows have all been fine. People should know that if I could draft Disney Plus without drafting Star Wars, I would do it. If I could just leave that on the table, it would be fine. This is very much the bluey draft pick. And if you have a child, you know how important this pick is. That's fair.

21:17All right. We're through two rounds. We should take a break and then we're going to do the rest. Let me just recap the first two rounds. so after two after two rounds neil i has picked tiktok and the disney bundle which is disney plus hulu and espn plus alex has hbo max and paramount plus slash showtime and i have youtube and peacock i feel like i'm losing so far i would say i also just want to say i was so thrown off by not getting the first pick you guys like it's it's bad it's going bad for me but i'm gonna i'm gonna come back strong from the break i also just want to say we are six picks in and no one has picked Netflix.

21:51And that's kind of wild. Yeah, but I suspect that's coming up soon. Let's take a quick break. And then we'll get back into it. We'll be right back.

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24:02All right, we're back. Round three, streaming draft. Andrew, do you have any more music for us? Yes. It's the Burgess streaming draft. Come at you live from New York City. Brought to you by Monster F. All right, Eli, round three. This is my reach. This is the one that is, it's an obvious bad idea, but I'm doing it. Because it's going to blow the cost structure for me. It's over. There's no way I'm getting the bonus pick after this. YouTube TV with Sunday ticket. That's expensive, right? It's like 80 bucks a month plus like$300 for Sunday ticket and rent zone. Yeah. Per month or just? It's$72.99 a month right now for just YouTube TV because the price goes up like every three to four days.

24:53And Sunday ticket, they just announced yesterday, as this goes live, the price for Sunday ticket is going to be$289 in a presale and$389 if you buy it during the season. Are you sure? You're sure about this pick? Yeah. I mean, they got me. What am I going to do? I mean, I will say Alex brought up Yellowstone. I watched all of Yellowstone on our YouTube TV because Paramount Channel's in there. So you can just like DVR it and skip the ads. It is an election year. I feel like I'm going to end up watching a lot of CNN. I appear on CNBC. Sometimes my wife likes to watch me on television. Like I can concoct arguments.

25:26It's like mostly nonsensical arguments, right? Yeah. But I can concoct arguments for the value of live cable television. But if not for Sunday ticket, I would not be drafting this high. It's Sunday ticket that I'm drafting. Yeah, it's football. For me, it's Red Zone. Just the like, that's the only way I watch football anymore. And there's a lot of money I would pay and do pay every year to do it. But I can do it through YouTube. Yeah, right. You can buy the Red Zone channel through YouTube. Right. You already have it. Right. Again, I'm off the cost curve. It doesn't even matter. But I'm buying the version that comes with Red Zone because there's a cheaper one that doesn't.

25:58Yeah, you really did just kind of give yourself an insurmountable lead in the spending a lot of money every month. $73 a month. All the rest of mine are going to be free. Freebie, baby. Let's do this thing. Is the YouTube TV over like Hulu with live TV or any of those other ones just purely it's football? Yeah, I can't imagine why I would pay for the one without football. I think that's YouTube's calculation here. I was going to say, I feel like you just explained why YouTube spend all this money on football. Also, I mean, I've used the other ones. They're fine. I think the YouTube TV interface is better.

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26:27It doesn't matter. Like, yeah, it's football. I'm buying football. Alex, did you have live TV on your list at all? Kind of. I feel like if you don't care about sports, why would you? I mean, I've got Paramount Plus. I've got another pick potentially. But yeah, I don't really care about sports. So I don't really care about most live TV. The$75 a month for live TV is not blowing your mind? No. Okay. I just pirate it. I mean, I can just watch it over the air. Over the air. You haven't drafted your Plex server yet. Don't forget. It's still out there. All right. Well, then let's move on. What's your next pick?

26:59Okay. This one's a toughie. I'm going to do something really... Speaking of live TV, I'm going to do something really cheap. I'm going to do not Plex, but Channels, which is a DVR service because it can work with TV everywhere. So anything that potentially has TV everywhere accounts, I can DVR those. But then you need a cable subscription. Not necessarily. It's not just cable. It's a bunch of other stuff too. Oh, I see. I think it might work with Paranal Plus. I can find out. But then it also gives me all the live TV and it gives me access to Tubi and all of those things, which gives you CNN and all of that.

27:32Yeah, wait. So explain how channels works for people who don't know. This is like deep streaming nerd stuff. You got to walk us through it. So it's basically a DVR service. And you can plug in, if you've got an HD home run tuner, you just plug that in and it automatically pulls down anything you get over the air. And you can DVR that. But you can also attach M3U playlists, which is what Tubi and Pluto and all of those free services offer. So you can then have all of those channels as well and just like watch all of the channels like you watch normal TV. So I can watch all of the Carol Burnett show I want.

28:12And that's all I care about in the world. This is a power move. This definitely like violates the spirit of the game, but I like it. So we're going to allow it. Yeah, this is great. You should definitely draft a kicker in the first round. I don't know. Yeah, I'm just drafting all the teams all at once. Yeah, all of them. It's an absolute cheat. And if you tell me no, I'll accept it. I'll accept it. No, this is absolutely, this is a paid streaming service. It's in the rules. Yeah, this totally counts. Yeah, it's a paid service. And it requires way more work and effort than any of the other ones we've discussed here so far.

28:45I've never gotten past the sort of like initial setup hurdle of channels. Because it is, like you said, you need special hardware. You need to like have done real work to get it set up. Once it's like up and running, is it easy? Or do you have to like Tamagotchi style tend to your channels? Yeah, it's totally easy. Like I was getting there was some sport. I don't remember which one that my brother couldn't get with Fios at his house, but I could get it over the air. And so I just sent him the code, like the IP address for my server. And he was just watching his sport live and was totally fine.

29:19And he lives many miles away from me. So it works super, super easy once you get it set up. I mean, I do feel like anything that starts with the phrase, I sent him the IP address of my server, is objectively not super, super easy. Yeah, it was just like a phone number. He's just like, I need a number for this. What's the number? And I send him the number and he's like, okay, done. That's fair. Type these numbers. Yeah. So it works. It works great. Okay. But you do have to get it set up. We probably should have said at the top that we all get the over the air broadcast channels for free, right?

29:51Yeah. You can't help but have those. They're just there. Yeah, you can't draft an antenna. Yeah, right. You can't draft an antenna. You just have one. So I'm just enjoying all of them, waiting for ATSC 3.0 to save our lives. It's never going to happen. I look forward to you drafting ATSC 3.0 every draft for the next 20 years. Just throwing away all of your picks on that one. I get two picks now, and I have three that I'm choosing from, and I need the two of you to help me. We're just going to talk through this together. I'm your enemy. No, just we're just we're going to talk this through. It's ultimately my decision.

30:25And I know you're lying to me. So we'll get there. So there's there's Netflix, there's Amazon Prime Video and there's Discovery Plus. These are the three I'm debating between. Wow. Really? These are all the kind of like volume plays, right? Like Prime Video just has a billion movies to watch. Most of them are bad, but they're there. Netflix has infinite stuff, including like every bad reality show that I like right now. And then Discovery Plus is basically, for me, it's like the HGTV and murder shows for my wife service. So these all kind of serve the same purpose. But you already have YouTube, right?

31:02Like YouTube has all the HGTV kind of shows, only they're made by, they're like uglier because they're made by just a dude in his house. Yeah, there's just worse. Like I have watched a lot of the Architectural Digest celebrities show you their house tours. I love those videos. Yeah. But sometimes I want to see people try and fail to flip their own house. It's very important to me. I think I have to pick Netflix here just because Netflix is like, yeah, it's both a giant of the space and also just has a mountain of content that really nobody else can touch. This is your background music choice. This is what you're saying.

31:37You just want stuff that's on. Yeah, this is my like something good to watch, but I don't have a specific desire for what I want to watch. Cause the flip side is like Apple TV plus is still sitting there. Right. And Apple TV plus is like three shows that I love and that's it. That's the whole service. Yeah. That's the, I'm drafting content. This is, this is why I asked Alex that question earlier, right? Like you can either draft content or you get to this point and you're like just stuff. Yeah. And I think, I think for me, I'm still in the just stuff. Uh, I just don't have enough show loyalty is the thing that I'm realizing.

32:12Like I don't have that many things that I care so much about that. I can't like I use the first pick of the draft on stuff like that's what it's just stuff like I get I feel you I think what I'm gonna do here is I'm gonna do Netflix and I'm gonna do Discovery Plus and I now have just several lifetimes worth of relatively mediocre stuff to watch uh and also whenever the next squid game comes out I have that disclosure we I'm a Netflix EP this show is called the future of and David should watch it it's very good I can watch it now I'm the only one of us who's allowed to watch it from now on. Yeah.

32:45So there we go. I took it. I have Netflix. This is good. I feel better now. I was doing bad after two rounds. Now I feel like I'm winning. It wasn't even on my list. Netflix wasn't on your list. It wasn't even on my list. Wow. I got really mad. They canceled some show I liked. And so I stopped watching it for like three weeks and I was like, I don't actually miss it that much. So that has been consistently my thing. I will say the reason I was bummed to not get HBO Max was that it's really the only one that I would like super super notice if i didn't have it anymore yeah all the rest are like varying levels of good shows but hbo max is the one that's like like i watch succession religiously and almost all of the shows that i watch religiously on purpose are on hbo which is crazy and wild and kudos to hbo for continuing to be the only one to do that but yeah netflix is like it's just a lot of stuff and it's better stuff than most of the other companies stuff but it's still just stuff Yeah.

33:39So I think I feel good about that. I'm taking Netflix for 20 bucks a month and Discovery Plus for seven bucks a month. And now my wife has all of the murder documentaries she could possibly want. You're welcome, Anna. I love you. Here's a question. Did you expect Netflix to fall this far? I definitely did, is what I'll tell you. It's on my list, but it was like a late round, nice to have pickup. Well, so that was the thing that was most surprising to me in going through this, was how few incredibly compelling reasons there were to pick Netflix. And this is the thing we've talked about a lot on this show, right?

34:11Netflix is great at having lots of shows and being available everywhere, and its app works pretty well. But they're still in search of the things that draw people to come to it on purpose and really create cultural moments. They've had some wins. Squid Game was huge. Tiger King was huge. They have these beats. Yeah, Stranger Things Wednesday Outer Banks. If you're a teenager in America, they've got you. I've been watching The Night Agent recently. It's very good. It's just the pulpy spy show, but it's excellent. But yeah, I don't know. I just feel like part of this, I'm definitely holding out hope that the next Gray Man movie on Netflix is better than the first one because I love that book series and I hate that movie.

34:51No, no, this whole thing that they do where they're like, rich people make movies for lots of money. The Rock, you have an idea. Put Gal Gadot, like stop it. Like you don't know what you're doing. Yeah, none of them have been any good. What was the Michael Bay one with the numbers in the title? Oh, was it Six Underground? Yes, the numbers in the title. That's what I got for you. That movie, like the description of Six Underground is like meant for me specifically as a person. Yeah. And you don't have any recollection of that happening to you at all. No, I really don't. It was it was bad is all I remember.

35:22But I feel good about picking it up here because I feel like I'm always going to have something to watch and it'll always be fine. Totally adequate content. All right. So now we are we are into round four already. Alex, you're up next. What do you got? Ooh, I'm going to go Criterion. Oh. I pay for it already. I really enjoy it. It's probably got the best set of Hong Kong action films that you can find in streaming. It's really hard to find those in streaming. And it's actually got a whole bunch of them, especially like a bunch of Michelle Yeoh stuff is just popped up on there. It's got a lot of like old classic musicals, which that's like, some people watch YouTube.

35:58I just go and like watch specific dance scenes from old classic musicals and I can just do that on Criterion and it's got a bunch of documentaries like I'm enjoying my choice this is a good pick I didn't even have Criterion on my list but that's a that's a really good pick and Criterion also does a really good job with like they have a lot of bonus features they do cool like behind the scenes stuff it's like it is probably like the film buffs most film buffiest yeah there's like Like a ton of movies on there I will never, ever watch. But I like that I could if I really wanted to. If I want to go watch some French New Wave, I can do that.

36:33I'm not going to. But I like that I know I can. But you can. Neela, did you have Criterion on your list? I did not. Yeah, you should have waited on Criterion. It's a good pick, but it had not even occurred to me to think about it. Once we get in these rounds, it's all bets are off. Like Alex is just off in the woods. She's like, all right, channels and the Criterion streaming service. Like wee! Over in a quarter. I'm having a great time. No, it's an excellent pick, by the way. I think that's very smart. It's just a big nerdy art pick. And ironically, maybe the single most likely candidate to still be around a bunch of years from now.

37:03Like, I don't know if I would pick against Criterion in this longevity fight. Yeah, because they got killed once and they came back. Like, yeah, they're going to they're going to live forever now. People still like black and white movies, including my father-in-law, who every time we go visit is like, have you seen this movie from 1936? And I was like, nope, haven't seen it. He's like, well, let's watch it tonight. So I'm getting a film education. It's lovely. All right. Now, O 'Neil, you get two now. Wait, I feel like this is unfair because you and I keep getting two in a row and Alex is going in between us.

37:32I'm like, hi. Yeah, but it means we have to wait longer. Yeah. I feel like this draft order makes more sense when you have more people. I will say, I think Alex has gotten every single thing she wanted. So I don't feel bad for Alex. You guys are off in sports land over there and I'm a little gremlin. I'm like doing strategy. All right. I have a rules question. she said this about youtube that you get a music service for free are we only drafting video services or do i have to put a music service in the mix if you want a music service you can draft a music service but if i don't like are we just assuming that everyone has a spotify subscription on the side or if i don't draft one do i not listen to music if you don't draft one you get ad supported pandora that's that's that's the baseline all right just i that was important because you you took youtube music yeah all right then i'm taking apple music easy i knew i should have picked that last.

38:22Why Apple Music? I'm an Apple Music person. I think the interface is calmer. It doesn't seem like the music industry is perpetuating some sort of three-card Monty situation with me every time I open it. Fair. I like that they have lossless. I can't tell you if I can actually hear it or not, but I like that it's there. It's like a binky for me. And, you know, I'm an old head, so it sort of seamlessly imported my iTunes library from way back. Then I still just like gaze upon it from time to time. Yeah. How much of the music, service choice is like inertia as opposed to anything else. Cause I even had this thought when I picked YouTube and got YouTube music, I was like, do I still need to pick Spotify?

39:00Cause I've like had Spotify for 10 years and it's going to be a gigantic pain in the ass to switch. Is it just the switching costs? Like if you were starting over, would you still pick Apple music? Well, it depends. I think the switching cost, it's not money, right? It's like, well, have my music. Like I am not a curated playlist person unless I'm just like yelling into voice assistant to start playing some music. Sure. I'm like, I'm going to listen to this album. I want to listen to these songs. So there's just a part of me that's very much, it's hard to switch unless you know that I want the entire Clash catalog, the entire Cure catalog.

39:34I'm still there. I'm still doing that thing. And so if that was easier, I would happily switch. But having to open an app and go tell it which 18 records I want to pre-populate and have downloaded again is a very high switching cost. And I don't have to pay it without the music. All right. Neela, you have another pick, but we're going to pause between your picks again. We're going to take one more break and then we're going to come do the last round. And then all the insane cleanup we have to do to make any of this make any sense. We'll be right back.

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42:30all right we're back let's just recap we've done four rounds we have one more round to go so far neil i has picked tiktok the disney bundle youtube tv and apple music and just based on my math here is spending like a little over a hundred dollars a month so far so great job i'm living the brand name lifestyle man i'm the luxury mall you really are you it's really true alex has picked HBO Max, Paramount Plus slash Showtime, the Channels app, and the Criterion Collection, because Alex exists on a different planet from the rest of us. Alex lives in Brooklyn. That's true. And Alex is spending in the realm of like$45 a month, somewhere in that range.

43:09I have YouTube, Peacock, Netflix, and Discovery Plus because I live in the Midwest. I am an American mom. You got the little haircut to the side. Yeah. And let's see, I'm spending 60 bucks all in. So I would say it's very unlikely that Nilay loses the who spends the most. So congrats to Nilay already. And now we are on to our fifth and final round. Nilay, you're up. What do you got? I'm picking between two. They're radically different, but I'm going to do it. I'm just going to say this out loud. I'm picking my buddy Vipin's Plex server. It's really good. I can just text him. Tell us about Vipin's Plex server.

43:50So I've known Vipin for a long time. He's been running this thing for a long time. It's all automatic. It's all legal content. It's just Linux distributions. And whenever I want a new Linux distribution, I just text him and it appears. Channels does that too. You don't have to ask questions about where they come from. Look, every now and again, I'm like, oh, I need the latest version of Red Hat. Vipin's daughter is about the same age as my daughter. So it's often that he has the same needs of Linux on his Plex server. how are vipin's metadatas my understanding is that uh much of the metadata cleanup you need to reliably distribute linux around your home is automated sometimes you just want to watch linux you know what i mean sometimes it's friday night and you just want to put on linux and watch it for two hours every now and again you're just like uh yeah are you paying for plex pass uh no no no no So no offline?

44:47No. This is just a clean-up pick at the end here. You draft your first-round quarterback and you pick one in the seventh round just to put some competition and make sure. That's why I'm doing this. I like it. What was your other choice if you didn't pick that? Hilariously, randomly, Sirius XM. What? Yeah. And that's straight up. There's like three shows that Becky listens to that are only on Sirius. You just almost picked Apple Music and Sirius XM back-to-back. Do you live in a car? I picked the general hilarity of the linux conversation over the actual need of making my wife happy What does she listen to on sirius?

45:22There's like a bunch of comedy podcasts that she listens to on sirius. They're only on sirius So she like that's why we have it and then I do actually live in the car And so I listen to a lot of sirius in the car. What's your go-to? What do you listen to? Are you a yacht rock guy? Not yet rock uh, lithium the obviously the alternate rock. Oh and uh first wave Nice, you can tell where my music tastes like fully lie The other thing that's completely insane to do, if you have a serious subscription, you spend a lot of time in the car and you just need voices, is you can listen to CNBC as an audio stream.

45:51And that is the most insane podcast that you can listen to. Like Jim Kramer at eight in the morning, just like yelling about money is like, I definitely don't feel sleepy. I'll tell you that much. And it's Jim Kramer saying, look at this chart. And you saying, Jim, I can't. Yeah, exactly. Can't see the chart. It is a vastly different experience to listen to it as an audio feed in the morning. Okay. I just want to say about SiriusXM that I bought a car, which meant that I got three free months of SiriusXM, which I used zero times because I couldn't even figure out how to set it up. And then since it elapsed, I would say I either get a phone call or a piece of physical mail from SiriusXM asking me to resubscribe every single day.

46:31And I have now become resolute that I will never, ever, ever listen to SiriusXM as long as I live. I refuse. Yeah, but I'm commuting from the woods to the city once a week, so I spend five hours in a single day in the car often, and it's great. But why? Honestly, for the purpose of this draft, that's very utilitarian. We're making entertainment here, and it's Vipin's Plex server. Which I'm assuming is free. Vipin doesn't charge you server fees. Again, we're friends for a long time. It all evens out in the end. All right. I've bought him a lot of drinks over the years. We're putting a zero next to Vipin's Plex server.

47:05we'll put we'll put 99 cents because you have to buy him a beer every once in a while cost 99 cents a month all right uh all right last pick alex what do you got what's the what's the apple service thing that's the apple music and the apple tv apple one apple one that's good that's a good pick gonna spend a bunch of money and do that one because i too like apple music more than spotify and apple music classical i've actually been using that way more than i thought i would and then I think Apple TV is like it's got good content. What do you watch? What are your shows? Really into Dickinson I loved that when it came on Severance for All Mankind The Morning Show?

47:44I don't watch The Morning Show, that's a lie but it's there. Ted Lasso I haven't watched a season of Ted Lasso, I think that says a lot It hasn't even occurred to me to spend time doing it. Yeah. It's fine It's a show. You know what is good is Hello Tomorrow. Is it actually good? Weird, but delightful I've only watched like four episodes, but it's very good. Shrinking, also very good. This is the thing about Apple TV Plus. It doesn't have that much stuff, but it's like good show to bad show ratio is probably higher than any other platform I can think of. Like Dickinson is a show I will rewatch.

48:15It's one of my rewatch shows at this point. I just, I love it. And then For All Mankind, like, it's great. You watch people get progressively worse makeup as they pretend to age 10 years every season and then go into space with iPods. It's rad. Alex, that was a really good pick. I'm sort of annoyed because you also, for Apple One, you get Apple Arcade and you get a bunch of iCloud storage that you will never use. But that's a pretty good pick. If iCloud storage is in, then Alex is finally, with the last pick, snaked the most important pick in the draft. Yeah, you guys are all going to be getting that obnoxious iCloud notification now.

48:51I don't think iCloud storage accounts. If not, we need to redo this whole thing. I'm going to take Dropbox Business as my last pick. okay so what's your final one i have two left on my list which serve very different purposes for me one is amazon prime video which was what i was going to pick if i didn't get youtube because it's another one that's just like a big bunch of content plus of music service for free so that was exciting and then there's hulu with live tv which i want to pick because i like hulu because it also has a couple of my like endlessly re-watched shows and because i need live sports I think I'm going to pick Hulu.

49:26I think Hulu with live TV, which is 70 bucks a month. It comes with, well, okay, here's a rules clarification question. If I sign up for Hulu with live TV, I also get the Disney bundle. I like back into the Disney bundle. Does that count? Wait, there's no way to get Hulu with live TV without getting Disney Plus? No, you just get it for free. It's 70 bucks a month. They're like, sure, have Disney. You want some Star Wars? Yeah, I think this is allowed. Okay, good. I came at Hulu the other way. If I hadn't blown the salary cap with Sunday ticket, we would be competing here and I think it would be fair.

49:56Okay. All right. Good. I buy it. Then yeah, I'm taking Hulu with live TV, 70 bucks a month. I get Disney plus, I get ESPN plus, I get New Girl, which is just about to leave Netflix and go to Hulu, which is another one of the shows I've watched 700 times. Schitt's Creek is there. It's another one I've watched. Oh my God. This is an incredible sleeper final pick. Oh yeah. I feel really good about this. But like Nila and I both have access to that. He can just hit up his buddy. Can I just get Zippin's? My last pick is Neelai giving me Vipin's number. That's my final pick. All that's on there is Linux, you guys.

50:29Just love that red hat. I really, like, I did not mean to do this. I accidentally ended up with, like, the most down-the-middle set of streaming services. This is really upsetting. All right. So we have done five picks. Congratulations to everybody. We completed the draft. Andrew, do you have a cool last sound for the end of the draft?

50:54Andrew, you've been keeping track of everything. All the math, all the money. Total it up for us. How are we doing? Okay, so Nilai, despite picking two streaming services that did not cost any money, collectively,$104.98. A month. Plus the$289 for the Sunday ticket, which would be$393.96. One-time payment of that$289, but still. Alex, it's lowest here at$63.92. Good work. Frugal. David, you really added it up with Hulu at Live TV coming at$129.95. Whoa. Oof. A month. I got football and a kind of cheaper monthly. Picking Netflix was a mistake now that I'm looking at it. $20 for Netflix was a bad use of$20 a month.

51:45YouTube premium family is a lot of money. Yeah. But the reason, okay, let me defend family real fast. I don't have to watch ads even when Anna wants to watch YouTube, which is worth the extra money. That's true. That's true. But okay, so that means, Alex, you get the free pick here at the end. Ooh. Anything you want. Sky's the limit. Okay. Does this one count? Libro FM. Oh my God, Alex. I got to read my books. So it's an audiobook service. Doesn't count. Doesn't count? Okay. I don't know why. It just doesn't. I just can't. No, absolutely. Wait, is that an audiobook streaming service or is that just like a book?

52:20It's an audiobook service and you get like a credit to buy a book each month. No. Okay. All right. Cool. That's great. I still can read books on my own time. I just needed to make sure I was going to be allowed to read books. What's the Microsoft streaming cloud thing for games? Oh, that's interesting. I think of it as Microsoft xCloud, but whatever it's actually called now, that one. I just call it Game Pass. I think it has a more complicated name, but everybody just calls it Game Pass. Yeah. That's also a good way to put it. Yeah, Game Pass. You ended up with the two game services. With Apple One, you got Apple Arcade, and now you're going with Game Pass.

52:56Yeah. And then I play the other games while I'm watching my Criterion. Really good wild card pick at the end, man. That is a really good pick. It was either that or Plex, but I already did Channels, which gives me the same benefit as Plex, but a better DVR layout. Yeah. Stuff still sometimes adds to it when I don't DVR it. It's wild. It's crazy. This means that Amazon Prime went completely unpicked. Yeah. Which I think is not totally surprising. How often are you like, oh man, I just really got to watch like extraction, but even more boring and on a worse UI. Again, because Becky is so into comedy, every now and again, there's like one comedy special on Amazon Prime.

53:36Yeah. I think that's it. I'm really angry at this pick, Alex. That was a really good pick that I feel like I, if I had thought of that, I probably would have picked a while ago. Game Pass is good. And also like a strong future bet. Like if we come back and the question is like, how did all our bets do? Yeah. Game pass is going to exist. Yeah. Like the majority of mine will still be around except for probably my first two, maybe. I feel great about my draft. This is a good, this is a solid year ahead. On my list, the only things that went unpicked that I still have on my list are nobody picked Prime Video.

54:06Nobody picked Spotify, which is very interesting. We're all happy with our other weird services or free Pandora. and and then i have a bunch of like i wrote down you know freebie and tubi and pluto tv and the roku channel and all that stuff and sling and nobody picked any of that i'm not super shocked but see i get i get the roku channel because it does an m3u playlist so i can watch it anytime on channels yeah here's what i'm saying if this drafted had like two or three more people in it i think the drafting around those channels would have been intense especially because then they would have been how you would strategically have lowered the cost to try to get that extra pick.

54:45All right. Well, next year, this draft will include 13 people. We're going to have a 32 team draft next year and everybody gets five picks. It's going to get outrageous. Although I will say, even in this draft, David, I felt as though I was stealing picks from you. I don't think I did that really, except maybe for Sunday ticket. Neither of us was competing with Alex. No. Alex is fully trust the process. Whatever is going on over there. I will say I was hoping that my three and four picks were going to be YouTube and TikTok. That was going to be the turn I made at three and four. I thought one of you would take HBO.

55:18One of you would take Disney and I would get YouTube and TikTok and just like laugh at you old people about how I understand the future. And it didn't really work out that way, unfortunately. No one took Instagram reels. Well, you took TikTok. So you basically took Instagram reels. But if you want if you wanted that thing, right? You want diet TikTok. You take Instagram reels. True. I like that I'm not going to know anything about the real world ever with my picks. I don't know what's happening in the world. Which is not that different from what you came into this with, so you're good there. I've learned nothing about the draft in this whole process, and I'm not going to with my picks.

55:53All right, we should go. We're going to do this again next year, and we're going to have to come up with some score by which we see how we did this year. Also, today, as this show goes live, there's an event at which HBO Max and Discovery Plus may cease to be what they currently are, so this might all get real weird real fast. We'll have lots more to talk about. Thank you both for doing this. This was very fun. This was great. Yeah, super fun.

56:20All right, that is it for the Vergecast today. Thanks to Neelai and Alex for being here and going through this crazy process with me, and thank you so much for listening. There's a whole lot more from this conversation and all of our streaming coverage on TheVerge.com. We put some links in the show notes, but there's all kinds of stuff all over the website. And I really, really, really want to know what you think of our picks. Who won the draft? What was the most surprising undrafted service? What obvious stuff did we miss? Who's the stupidest of the three of us? You can email us all of your thoughts at vergecast at theverge.com or call the Vergecast hotline 866-VERGE-11.

56:55We love hearing from you and I want to hear all of your thoughts on the streaming draft, including ideas for next year, because like I said, I intend to do this every year until the heat death of the universe. This show is produced by Andrew Marino and Liam James. Brooke Minters is our editorial director of audio. The Vergecast is a Verge production and part of the Fox Media Podcast Network. We'll be back on Friday with Nilay and Alex to talk about what's going on with Elon Musk and Twitter, electric cars, Microsoft Teams, and a whole bunch of other stuff. See you then. Rock and roll.

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What are the best streaming services in 2023? Nilay, Alex, and David decide in the most chaotic way possible: with draft-style picks. The crew debates the best roster for the future of entertainment — from Netflix to Hulu to HBO Max to a few surprises. Who is the MVP, and who gets snubbed? Find out in our inaugural Vergecast streaming draft.
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