In short
The VergeCast ranks “shapes” of AI gadgets by form factor—what kind of device best serves as an AI interface (not which specific product is best). They compare eight categories: pendants, pins, glasses, rectangles (phone-shaped non-smartphones like Rabbit R1), headphones, rings, smartphones, and watches.
Guests
Allison Johnson (The Verge) and V. Song/Victoria Song (The Verge). Both discuss practical usability, battery/fit constraints, and social acceptance.
Key claims
Pins and pendants are least viable because they’re obtrusive, heavy, and/or fashion-limited. Rectangles are a “secondary device” that’s useful only if it’s clearly better than a phone (e.g., meeting voice recording). Rings are promising for discreet voice-to-transcript note capture but limited by battery and charging case needs. Glasses rank low due to camera “litigation,” social backlash, battery/fit issues, and medical-device constraints. Headphones and watches are more socially acceptable voice inputs; phone wins overall utility because it’s always available and has the best connectivity.
Notable examples
Humane AI pin; Rabbit R1; Aura Ring 5; “open-ear” headphones for safety while walking/running; smart glasses concerns (including camera-related legal/social issues); Apple Watch Siri use and iOS 27 Siri clarification prompts.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VONews Update from The Verge
0:45 to 3:18
A roundup of recent tech news including Apple public betas and OpenAI's legal issues.
“Apple's public betas just dropped, which means you can now go test all of the various OS 27s for your many Apple devices.”
Introducing the Panel
3:18 to 4:03
David introduces his co-hosts Allison and V to discuss ranking AI gadgets.
“We're here to get yelled at by the internet again.”
Ranking AI Gadgets: The Process
4:03 to 5:55
The hosts discuss the criteria and approach for ranking various AI gadget shapes.
“And I don't mean specific individual gadgets because by and large, most of them are not very good.”
Pin Gadgets: A Tough Sell
5:55 to 6:41
Allison shares her thoughts on the limitations of pin gadgets and their appeal.
“Like, I don't think I'm ever going to be a pin person.”
The Challenge of Wearable Gadgets
6:41 to 8:04
Discussion on the practicality and design challenges of wearable gadgets like pins.
“Like, if we're talking like a humane AI pin pin, oh yeah, super, super throw that down there.”
Pendants vs. Pins: Ranking the Bottom
8:04 to 8:58
Debate on why pendants rank lower than pins in the gadget hierarchy.
“I actually don't want to maintain an accessory ecosystem for a device like this.”
Fashion Meets Technology: The Pendant Debate
8:58 to 11:10
Exploration of the intersection between fashion and technology in wearable gadgets.
“Like you look at the friends of the world and the omis and all of these other things.”
Finalizing the Rankings for Gadgets
11:10 to 12:00
Agreement on the bottom two gadget rankings: pendants and pins.
“And a pendant like I have a pendant right now and it's very small and it's very tiny and I don't think about it and it's light and it's easy.”
The Rectangle Gadget Dilemma
12:00 to 13:16
Discussion on the practicality and functionality of rectangle-shaped gadgets.
“decision these were the bottom two um v you go next what did you have number six i had rectangle at number six, just because like they don't do much.”
The Future of Non-Smartphone Gadgets
13:16 to 14:00
Exploration of the potential and limitations of non-smartphone rectangle gadgets.
“I'm just going about and living my best life on the go bag.”
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Exploring AI Gadgets Utility
14:00 to 16:13
Discussion about the potential benefits of AI gadgets over phones.
“I could see this moving up the ranks if it got more useful if there was like um if it could be the the voice recorder that I bring to a meeting and it has the advantage of like it's not stuck on your person.”
Exploring AI Gadgets Utility
16:16 to 17:14
Discussion about the potential benefits of AI gadgets over phones.
“Your data is everything, and it's on you to protect it.”
Exploring AI Gadgets Utility
18:18 to 18:48
Discussion about the potential benefits of AI gadgets over phones.
“heavy-duty storage solutions for any job site or garage.”
Ranking AI Gadgets: Rings and Glasses
19:14 to 23:01
Discussion on the efficacy and limitations of AI gadgets like rings and glasses.
“This actually now kind of immediately starts to get complicated for me.”
Challenges of AI Gadgets in Society
23:01 to 28:01
Exploring societal challenges and potential of AI gadgets, particularly glasses.
“If I have to bring a charging case for my ring for it to work, it's eight on this list.”
The Challenges of AI Glasses
28:01 to 31:15
Discussion on the social implications and challenges of using AI-powered glasses.
“But I actually think you're both actually sort of aligned in a funny way, which is the great challenge of these devices, right?”
Debating Headphones as AI Gadgets
31:16 to 34:18
Exploration of the potential and social acceptance of using headphones as AI gadgets.
“But I think the societal, you know, permission to be like talking with AirPods in, I hate it.”
Comparing Headphones and Watches
34:19 to 37:49
Analyzing the effectiveness of headphones versus watches as AI interaction devices.
“Like just put voice mode into my headphones and I'm good to go for a huge number of things.”
Final Ranking of AI Gadgets
37:50 to 41:16
Consensus on the ranking of AI gadgets, with discussion about their utility.
“And so to me, it's like the upside of a watch over a phone is I don't have to take it out of my pocket.”
Wrap-Up and Conclusions
41:17 to 42:00
Conclusion of the episode, final thoughts on the ranking and usability of devices.
“So I think where we're going to land here is that we all have the top three just in slightly different orders.”
Ranking AI Gadgets
42:00 to 43:22
The hosts discuss their rankings of various AI gadgets and the role of phones.
“It's the screen because I can see what it thinks I'm saying.”
Listener Engagement and Feedback
43:22 to 44:48
The hosts invite listener feedback about their rankings and opinions on devices.
“How many like billions of dollars in venture capital is out there trying to solve the problem that phone is number one on the list.”
Listener Engagement and Feedback
44:51 to 45:34
The hosts invite listener feedback about their rankings and opinions on devices.
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Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:02David Pierce:Hello and welcome to the VergeCast, the flagship podcast of single-day battery life. I'm your friend David Pierce, and today on the show, we're talking about AI gadgets. Not really any particular AI gadget, but really the shapes and sizes of AI gadgets. We have a lot of different products out there, all attempting to be the next idea about the kind of gadget that you might have. Maybe it's a necklace that you wear, maybe it's a pin, maybe it's a thing that goes in your pocket that isn't your phone but looks kind of like your phone. So what we're going to do on the show is we're going to put all of those in a pot and we're going to rank them to see what is the best idea about AI gadgets.
0:36David Pierce:Not the best AI gadget, but the best idea about AI gadgets. But first, here's everything else happening on The Verge today. This is 90 Seconds on The Verge for Monday, July 13th, 2026. Apple's public betas just dropped, which means you can now go test all of the various OS 27s for your many Apple devices. Public betas are usually stable enough to not completely destroy your device, but they are still betas, so proceed with caution until things actually ship this fall. But more than most years, I would give it a whirl. Siri AI is a huge improvement, and I like a bunch of the changes to Liquid Glass and all of the other UI stuff too.
1:11David Pierce:And maybe most importantly, they fixed the corner radii on the Mac. Our long national nightmare is finally over. Meanwhile, it's been a complicated few days at OpenAI. First, the CEO of Apps, Fidgie Simo, left the company for health reasons. And then Apple sued OpenAI over what it called, quote, a pattern of theft of Apple's trade secrets by OpenAI employees who were formerly at Apple. Yeesh. The case names IO, which is Johnny Ives' hardware startup that OpenAI bought, and a couple of OpenAI executives. Apparently, more than 400 ex-Apple people now work at OpenAI. And Apple's allegation is that OpenAI basically built a system for those people to bring confidential information with them.
1:51David Pierce:This is a big accusation and presumably just the beginning of a very long legal process. But these companies were very close. ChatGPT was part of Siri. It's now very hard to imagine that happening ever again. And finally, The Verge's Victoria Song reviewed the new Aura Ring 5, and it's good, but it's complicated. The ring is good, it's smaller, big deal, it has the same sensors, but it still requires a subscription, it's still expensive, and you can get all the features on the old one. Really, it just depends on how that ring feels on your finger. You can read more about all of this at TheVerge.com.
2:21David Pierce:That is 90 Seconds from The Verge for Monday, July 13th.
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3:20David Pierce:All right, let's talk AI gadgets. Joining me now, my rank friends. I think of you as my rank friends. The Verge is Allison Johnson. Hi, Allison.
3:28Victoria Song:Hello.
3:29David Pierce:And The Verge is V-Song. Hi, V.
3:31Victoria Song:Hi.
3:32David Pierce:We're here to get yelled at by the internet again. This is what we do from time to time. We put things in order, and then everyone gets mad at us about the order in which we put those things. Listen, the iPad does not rely.
3:45Victoria Song:I'm glad that Allison is leading the charge, because I got some heat for starting that take. And you're welcome to take that heat, Alison.
3:55David Pierce:I still get emails about this. And I still feel incredibly vindicated by the audience response to where the iPad belongs in the Apple rankings. But what we're going to do today is we're going to rank AI gadgets. And I don't mean specific individual gadgets because by and large, most of them are not very good. But I think what has happened is that we've seen kind of a full run of a bunch of ideas about what shape an AI gadget might take. Like what is the main thing through which you are going to interface with some AI tool or another? And so we've seen a bunch of shapes. And essentially what I want to do is I want to rank shapes today.
4:30David Pierce:Here are the eight that we're going to do in no particular order. We're going to rank these from one to eight. I have pendants, which are, you know, thing on a string that you wear around your neck. I have pins, which I define relatively broadly as just like a thing you stick somewhere on your body, right? Like the Humane AI pin is the most common example, but you could put it anywhere. It is a thing you stick onto you in some way. Glasses, obviously. Rectangles, specifically like the Rabbit R1 is probably the best known rectangle, but it is a thing that is sort of the shape of a phone, but is very deliberately not a smartphone.
5:06David Pierce:It is not intended to replace your smartphone. It does not do lots of things that smartphones do, but it is fundamentally a rectangle with a screen on it. Um, we have headphones, we have rings, we have smartphones, and we have watches. Those are the eight. I don't think I've missed any. And I think, I think pins, we can define a little more broadly to include a couple of other like wacky wearable types that we've seen out there. But I think this is actually pretty much the run of the whole series of AI gadgets that we've seen so far. So let's, let's start at the bottom as we always do. I found the bottom of this list much easier to make than the top of this list, which I thought was very interesting.
5:49David Pierce:Allison, you go first. What did you have number eight on the list? I'm going to go with pin. I just I can't get behind a pin. You know, it's a it's a vibe. Like, I don't think I'm ever going to be a pin person. Like I don't wear brooches. it just feels like the amount of stuff you have to put into it like a battery and like a wireless antenna and a camera it gets so heavy and I think the humane AI pin proved out that none of that works so I'm going with pin it does feel like arguably in a weird way out of all of these the most ostentatious thing you could do is like just stick something right over you know right Right where you would put a name tag and just declare to the world that I am recording you from my chest.
6:41David Pierce:Like, it's a tough sell. V, did you have this here too?
6:46Victoria Song:It's in the bottom for sure. Like, if we're talking like a humane AI pin pin, oh yeah, super, super throw that down there. That's a bottom-ass AI gadget. But if you're talking about something more like the Plod pin, which is a much more sleek device that's a pin, or if we're talking about like the B tracker, which could be worn as a pin, it's a lot less obtrusive and it's not like doing something that it's pretty discreet. you're not wearing it all the time and it's kind of useful but um yeah i mean it's not a i could see it being eight just because it's not a particularly useful uh you know clothing item it's easy to lose you're 100 gonna stick it in the wash by accident um brooches are making a comeback at fashion week and on the red carpet.
7:47Victoria Song:But I think the average person, a brooch is not an everyday, you're going to wear this a lot of the time thing. Doesn't really go with my like athleisure, you know, leggings, everyday kind of look.
8:01David Pierce:It's also just a lot of work, right? Like, I think the thing that I'm coming around to, V, even for the stuff that you just described is like, I actually don't want to maintain an accessory ecosystem for a device like this. And And I think way back to, do you remember that phase where Fitbit was trying to be the sort of innocuous thing that you're describing? And they made all these different cases and you could clip it and you could put it lots of different places. And it turns out actually what people want to do is put it on and never, ever, ever think about it again. Yeah. To me, I think pins, even in the best case, violate the I just want this thing to be simple and kind of out of my way most of the time.
8:37David Pierce:Just by the fact that they're right here on you all of the time. Yeah, they're on you.
8:42Victoria Song:And it's like if you put it on outerwear and you take your jacket off, like it's just a logistical nightmare if you think about it. Yeah.
8:49David Pierce:That said, I didn't have this last. I had pendants last because I think I think AI necklaces are just a bad idea and everybody should stop doing it now. Like, I just don't I don't get it. Like you look at the friends of the world and the omis and all of these other things. Lots of people have had this idea of what if you wear this giant blocky necklace around your neck that just dangles in front of you and records your meetings? And like, A, never going to happen in a business context. B, looks bad, just like straightforwardly bad. And C, I think is actually a way more limiting form factor than a lot of the stuff that even a pin can do.
9:30David Pierce:So it's like these are the two that I think are clearly the bottom two to me. and pendant is worse because it is actually like it can do less stuff just because it's a it's a
9:41Victoria Song:weird thing around your neck it also depends on the look so i think a lot of the ai pendants have that have come out are not designed by people who are very fashionable or stylish sure so um i actually hosted a wearable panel recently and i saw an ai pendant that just looked like a piece of jewelry and like a very nice piece of jewelry. And that I was like, oh, that's interesting.
10:05David Pierce:Yeah.
10:05Victoria Song:Turns out if you have women think about jewelry sometimes on your design team, you might get something that doesn't look like an air tag that glows and is stuck on a shoelace.
10:15David Pierce:But we've done this a million times, right? Remember when all the watchmakers were making Android Wear watches? And it turns out that actually, if you buy a really expensive necklace, you'd rather not have to upgrade the firmware in three months. Like, yes, I wouldn't. These ideas seem like they are compatible. And I feel like over and over and over the tech industry discovers that actually fashion and technology do not want to be the same thing.
10:36Victoria Song:It's just very hard because when you're making something at scale and you have to account for everyone's different fashion senses, like a lot, and we'll get, we'll get into it when we talk about glasses, you end up hewing to the most versatile, AKA bland and boring design that you can to fit the most amount of people. So like style is very personalized and, you know, a necklace that like there is a world where I think a pendant would make sense. But, you know, the pin, the humane pin would just like weigh down that guy's shirt every single time he wore it. And I was just like, oh, my God, that's ridiculous.
11:10Victoria Song:And a pendant like I have a pendant right now and it's very small and it's very tiny and I don't think about it and it's light and it's easy. You're never going to get a device to look like that. It's always going to be kind of a statement piece. And it's always going to be a niche. I think I'm going to agree and say pendant is last over a pin being last. Because at least with a pin, you could have a reason to wear it. And it could be unobtrusive and easy to remove or whatnot. But like a pendant, if the style isn't something that you like or isn't something that's going to go with the outfit, you're just not going to wear it.
11:45Victoria Song:It's an even bigger niche than a pin would be.
11:49David Pierce:are these the two that you had as the bottom two v also did we all have these at the bottom i did
11:54Victoria Song:i did have these two okay as my bottom two all right so i think in that case we're close enough
11:59David Pierce:we'll just let majority rule here we'll go pendant eight pin seven uh i had no trouble making that decision these were the bottom two um v you go next what did you have number six i had rectangle
12:13Victoria Song:at number six, just because like they don't do much. And it's another gadget that you have to carry that's at least somewhat sizable. And you're like, I think about this like little fanny packs that I carry around when I'm just running about and doing stuff. I can fit a phone in there. I can fit a pair of headphones in there easily. And then wearables in general tend to be pretty small or things you wear. So it's not taking up space in a little bag I have to carry. A rectangle takes up space. And my phone is the main rectangle in my life, and it does a lot of stuff. So it feels like a little bit of a luxury.
12:48Victoria Song:And I would put Kindles in there, too. Like, I love my Kindle and whatnot. But a lot of times if I'm having to go out, I'll just use the Kindle app on my phone to make progress on. And like, you know, I'm not carrying a big bag. I will just be like, oh, you are a secondary device. You're a device that if I'm going to be on a plane or having a work bag with me, you're not coming in my light and easy travel tiny little fanny pack. I'm just going about and living my best life on the go bag. So just from like a usage standpoint, am I going to carry this with me everywhere standpoint? point i was like rectangle is the least functional to me yeah there's room for one rectangle yeah yeah and that's pretty much spoken for yeah it's spoken for we can't have any more rectangles in the little fanny packs i agree with this i put rectangle here and it's like i like the idea of a second gadget that you can use like when the rabbit r1 came out we were all dazzled by you know the the gadgetiness of it it just wasn't very useful which was a real bummer um I like I could see this moving up the ranks if it got more useful if there was like um if it could be the the voice recorder that I bring to a meeting and it has the advantage of like it's not stuck on your person.
14:21So I can see it be a little more, you know, almost like socially acceptable to be like, I'm going to use this for X, Y, Z purpose and then put it away. But that depends on it being useful.
14:36David Pierce:I also had rectangle here, but the only case I had for rectangle is exactly what you just said, that I actually think there are real upsides to a thing that is not your phone. We encounter this all the time at work, right? Like it is, it is different to be in a meeting and put a voice recorder down on the table than it is to put your phone down on the table, recording a voice memo. Like it's, it's just a different thing because the first thing is your phone. And there's also like, every time you get a phone call, the voice memo stops and everything falls apart. Like there's just a lot of baggage that comes with your phone.
15:10David Pierce:And I both mean like literal and emotional baggage that comes with your phone, that it is really nice to have a subset of things that I can do that are not with my phone. And so I can sort of close my eyes and imagine a world in which people feel the same way about AI devices that they feel about like digital cameras, where it's nice to have a thing for this purpose. But I agree with you that we certainly have not seen anything that clears that bar. So I'm not I'm not like ruling out rectangle forever. Yeah. But Allison, you've been bearish on this for like two years now. And I think history is proving you much more right than it's proving me so far.
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19:21David Pierce:So, pendant, pin, rectangle. It's the bottom three. I think that's about right. This actually now kind of immediately starts to get complicated for me. Allison, what did you have at number five? Yeah, this is tricky. I think I put ring at five just because, and I caveat this, because the rings are very popular. I was just traveling with my family and everywhere across this country, people are wearing their aura rings. But again, this is AI gadget. We're not doing a wellness debate here. This is as an AI gadget. Yeah. So I think it's just so limited, I think. I think in V, you can correct me on the state-of-the-art rings, but, like, how much of a battery can you fit into that thing?
20:07And, like, the most compelling one was when you had where you, like, lift it up and talk to it. But then is that even an AI gadget? I don't know.
20:17Victoria Song:It's like an AI transcription gadget. So I actually think it's much better than the pins and the pendants because I was like, I am God with this ring. I am journalism interview recording God because like not only could I take notes, I went to the Enhanced Games and I had this Voci ring on and I was like taking notes while I was at the event being like, this is strange. Note for later. And it's very discreet. It's great. And there was like a little button on it that I could press and it would highlight parts of the transcript so that when I would go back to the AI transcript, I could, you know, pull the quotes out much more easily.
20:56Victoria Song:because the thing I hate most is going back to a transcript and just reading back all the ums and uhs I've said and my stupid questions and having to face that while like picking out the good quotes. So that just made it really easy. It was super convenient. And other journalists noticed I was doing it and they were like, oh my God, what is that product? And they were taking pictures and they wanted it. So that was actually pretty cool. But again, the limitations there, as you mentioned, are going to be, one, your ring size, if you're swelling in the summer, and battery because I got maybe like two or three hour long interviews before I had to stick it back into a case.
21:37Victoria Song:And then I would also forget to charge it because it would just be on my finger as a ring. Some people are not super into rings as a form factor.
21:46David Pierce:You also just described the entire use case. Like there is no other ceiling past what you just said as what you can do on your smart ring. Right. And I think to a large extent, that's fine. Right. Like the I am perpetually fascinated by the pebble index, which is basically just a little ring with a button that you bring up to your mouth like a spy and you say, like, remember to call Allison on Monday. And it just dumps a thing into your reminders that reminds you to call Allison on Monday. Like that is better than digging out my phone to do it. It's it's innocuous. It's simple. like as a pure form factor, I really love the ring.
22:25David Pierce:Actually, I have the ring higher here. I had the ring at three, um, in part just because if all I'm doing is talking to something, this of like having my hand up to my mouth is about as natural an AI interaction as you're going to find anywhere. It's just, there's nothing else you can do with these things. And like, we're not getting cameras into rings. We're not getting speakers into rings. We're not ceiling on it um and so for a certain kind of ai gadget i'm like very into these but as a as a sort of overall form factor this is i think pretty clearly not it's it's just battery life and
23:01Victoria Song:processing power right because there's always like this issue like some people are doing interesting things where they're having the case be how you upload and kind of like as like a little hub to help with battery life as well as um you know just like the the fact that it's now it's Rectangle.
23:16David Pierce:Now it's rectangle. Yeah, exactly. That's rectangle.
23:19Victoria Song:Case fits in woman's pocket. No, I'm sorry.
23:22David Pierce:If I have to bring a charging case for my ring for it to work, it's eight on this list. I'm like, absolutely not. Because then you don't have to. Two devices?
23:33Victoria Song:You don't have to. It's for when you're charging at home that it can also help with the processing and the uploading. You don't have to bring a case with you. Sure. Okay, that's fine. That's different. I also had the ring higher, but also just because there are some, if you could fix the battery issue, which is a pretty challenging engineering issue, you can like kind of do some two-in-one interestingness there. Like the Evan and Reality's G2 glasses has a smart ring that you, not only does it track fitness and whatnot, but you use it as a gesture control to control your glasses. So that's like an interesting use case.
24:11Victoria Song:Did it work well? Eh, not really. But when it did work, it's an idea.
24:16David Pierce:It's an idea.
24:17Victoria Song:I had it at four is where I had it.
24:19David Pierce:Okay. What did you have at five, V?
24:21Victoria Song:I had glasses at five. Whoa. So did I.
24:24David Pierce:Wow.
24:25Victoria Song:Yeah.
24:25David Pierce:V, make the case.
24:26Victoria Song:Well, glasses are just a different, right now, in their most useful form. They are really great headphones for when you don't want to get run over by your local Range Rover. from the suburban mom with road rage.
24:42David Pierce:You've brought up that exact example so many times on this show.
24:47Victoria Song:Because it keeps happening to me. What happened?
24:50David Pierce:Do we just need to tell this story?
24:52Victoria Song:There is this one woman in my neighborhood in this Range Rover, and she is aggressive. And, you know, in suburban America, sidewalks are sometimes there and they're sometimes not. So it became, when I moved to New Jersey from New York, New York, you always have sidewalks. This is not an issue. But here, I was like, oh, no, I really need the open ear headphones when I'm going on my runs and my walks, because otherwise this woman is going to pancake me. It was a close call a couple of times. So, yeah, they're great as open ear headphones. The AI is not that great a lot of the times. If they have a display, that stuff hurts my eyes a lot.
25:37Victoria Song:And you look kind of goofy doing it. But really, really the issue is not only is the battery life not great enough on most of these for all day wear, you're risking getting punched in the face by someone who thinks you're a psyop. Not ideal. Not ideal. And then if you're someone like me, I'm wearing a pair of smart glasses right now that happened to accommodate my really garbage prescription. Love that for me. Negative 10 in this eye, negative 8.75 in the other. Like, that's great. But that's not the case for a lot of people. just in terms of your face fit, the fact that you can't replace the batteries on this.
26:11Victoria Song:Everyone's like face size is different. Everyone's nose bridge is different. And everyone's, you know, vision is also different. There's so many obstacles into making a nice looking pair of glasses that fits everyone that has battery life that lasts a long time. Like I am increasingly skeptical that this is the AI gadget of the moment, even though, you know, let's be real, the executives at Meta really, really, really are hammering that home. And big tech can't get over glasses. It's just it's such a challenging thing to get right. And the societal backlash against it has me putting it here because to sell it, you really have to litigate the camera.
26:56Victoria Song:And right now that that conversation is not going well for big tech, if you look online, at least. So, yeah. But can I defend flipping ring and glasses here? Because I feel like I 100 % agree with all this stuff about glasses and, like, getting punched in the face. But We're anti-getting punched in the face
27:15David Pierce:to be clear. Don't love being punched in the face. On this show, we are anti-punching or being punched in the face. Yeah. We're just looking out. But the ring, the ring feels like an input device for something else that's doing the AI. And it It feels like I don't see how I could do more than that. And the glasses, like, could and kind of are, like, able to do a little more with the AI and, like, having the display and you can talk to the AI assistant. Maybe it's not much more than, like, you know, relaying to the AI on your phone, which is actually the ultimate AI device. Spoiler alert. Don't ruin it.
27:56But I don't know. do I have this wrong?
27:59David Pierce:No, I think you're right. But I actually think you're both actually sort of aligned in a funny way, which is the great challenge of these devices, right? Which is that they are so, by default, outward facing that they can do a lot of new, exciting, different things. They are going to have lots more power than lots of other kinds of devices. But with every single increase in functionality, all of the social mess is going to get harder. and all of the battery life issues are going to get worse. And every bit of functionality you add into a pair of glasses makes all of the other things about them worse.
28:37David Pierce:And so I think this is the thing. I struggled with this one more than any other because I actually think you could make a case that glasses could be as high as number one on the list in terms of raw potential for AI utility. but for me i'm i'm struck by like going through these i found myself down ranking all of the ones that are sort of fundamentally pointing at other people all the time and up ranking the ones that are sort of fundamentally private and i think the glasses to me are like the most other people facing ones in the sense that they are like the most noticeable version of the thing so like we're even though pins and pendants are pointing at other people like they're called glass holes you know what I mean?
29:21David Pierce:Like, this is just the thing that we're doing because it is eye level. It is how we look at each other. And I think that is just such a hurdle to overcome that I pulled it down on the list. Even though all the utility stuff, you're absolutely right. I mean, V has tested a bunch of these things. Like, they can do more than all these other devices. And it's not.
29:39Victoria Song:Like, that's also why I put it at five, because it was actually fairly easy for me to do six, seven, eight. And then I was like, and glasses goes down there. And not because I'm a hater, And not because I think that they're not some of the most useful AI gadgets that we have at the moment for certain communities. They're extremely useful. It's just the challenges with glasses, I think, are higher than any other gadget on this list for so many different reasons. Like, in its simplest form, glasses are a medical device. Like, they are a medical device. I need them to see. when you get like conversations about like Philadelphia courts banning smart glasses, what happens if you show up for jury duty and they're like, well, actually your glasses, they have a smart recording capability.
30:24Victoria Song:You're going to have to put it with your Kindle and not have it. Well, you're boned. That's really bad. And so then do I have to carry backup glasses in my bed? These are actual thoughts that I've had as I wear these and as I put them out and go out into the world with these smart glasses. So there are different utilities and functions that you can have with the glasses that I think are really great. There are glasses that are double as hearing aids. There are glasses that help blind people. There are, you know, a lot of cool things it can do. It's just the camera. It's really litigating the camera for them to reach maximum potential.
30:58Victoria Song:They must have a camera. You must have the multimodal AI. And I just don't think that something that society is having an easy time grappling with. so until i'm shown otherwise i think the the hurdles for glasses are the highest of any gadget
31:15David Pierce:on this list i think i agree okay so i think in the interest of moving on um i think v and i are going to overrule you here alice and did you have glasses like way higher no i i'm fine with this i can look at okay and i think ring we're going to leave at four because i we had it at three four and five so we'll just take it right in the middle um which brings us so so far just to recap we have pendant at eight pin at seven rectangle at six glasses at five ring at four i i think i five and four we we could we could sit here and flip back and forth all day but we can just leave them where they are for right now uh this brings us to our top three allison what did you have at three this is tough but i put headphones at three so did i okay yeah tell me why it feels like there is a lot of potential and um as a as a means of like talking to the ai that's on your phone or whatever getting the the input and you know language translation it's it's very socially acceptable to be wearing AirPods all the time.
32:24But I think the societal, you know, permission to be like talking with AirPods in, I hate it. I feel like a jerk, you know, whenever I go, I'm like, I will always take them out. Even if I have that, like the pass through mode on where it's like going to dim the, you know, make the music quieter. Yeah, I feel like you look like a jerk when you talk to people with airpods in and that would have to change before i would
32:56David Pierce:rank them but i feel like that i feel like that fight is lost i don't think by and large people agree with you anymore no really i'm really not younger people like i still have that same problem but i see gen z people all the time just oh no i'm an old one of the things that i find the wildest is seeing couples like walking along holding hands, both wearing headphones. People do that? I'm like, this is just like, what on earth are we doing here? That sucks. I mean, I agree with you, but I think to me it's like the coffee shop question is a good one, right? Like what do you do when you walk into the coffee shop to talk to the person at the counter?
33:33David Pierce:I think at most society is it, take one of your AirPods out. And I think a lot of people, I know for sure a lot of people just roll in headphones on and talk to the person at the counter. Oh my gosh. Which is, I think, a case for why headphones belongs high on this list, because that sort of ubiquity in society suggests that you can wear them all the time without people looking at you twice. Yeah. Which is also why I had them here. Like, I think I still remember how exciting it was when the Hey Siri stuff started working and I could talk, I could set reminders on my phone through my AirPods with my phone in my pocket.
34:09David Pierce:And it's just like that little thing was such a nice little quality of life improvement in using my phone that I feel the same way about all of these AI features. Like just put voice mode into my headphones and I'm good to go for a huge number of things. David, do you take your AirPods out to go order your breakfast sandwich? I either take both out or I take one out like very demonstrably in front of them. Do you know what I mean? Okay. Where it's like I do the I am listening to you now gesture. I would never just walk up with one in that they didn't see. Because then it's like, I want it to be clear that I am listening to you.
34:46David Pierce:Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. All right. But I see people all the time. I saw somebody the other day with like giant Sony noise canceling cans. No. Clearly playing something, essentially walk up to the counter and like yell at the person that they wanted a bacon, egg and cheese. And I just wanted to walk up and just be like, buddy, you can just take these off. Like everybody will be happier. They go off.
35:06Victoria Song:It's insanity.
35:07David Pierce:V, did you have headphones here too?
35:09Victoria Song:I had them higher. I had them at two.
35:10David Pierce:Really? Okay, what did you have at three?
35:12Victoria Song:I had watch at three. Oh my gosh. That's just so fun. Just because it's not a natural thing to just yell at my watch. I've used Gemini on the wrist. I've used Siri on the wrist. It's just more natural to use my headphones to do that. Like, I don't think it's as weird. And all the things that I like about using AI and glasses can also be done with, or a lot of it can be done with headphones. So like the audio element of it, just it's simpler. You don't have to litigate the stuff with the camera for most people. Although some people, Razer, Cough Cough, Project Motokill, are trying to stick cameras in over your headphones.
35:55Victoria Song:And don't do that. Don't do that. Just don't do that. Don't be that person. Don't be that person. But yeah, I have yet to see AI integrated into the watch itself in a way that I think is really great. I think the potential there could be like a health coach situation where you are looking at stuff. Or I'm curious whenever it is that they roll out Siri for the Apple Watch, the new Siri for the Apple Watch, how it integrates with the phone in terms of like at least you'll be able to see and read a little bit more. and like kind of go back and forth. I'm curious. I think the potential is high there.
36:34Victoria Song:Battery life is better than these like pins and pendants marginally. I think the potential is big, but if we're talking about like what is useful now as an AI gadget, I think headphones are a little bit more easy to do. The one argument I would have maybe if you wanted to put watch higher is that it's an actually portable rectangle. It's an actually portable rectangle that takes up no pocket space. And if you were to do translations, you could do it by the rest. It is like, I think of all these devices, headphones and watches are the ultimate companion for your phone. So together, all three is like a pretty great AI gadget ecosystem.
37:15Victoria Song:But I do think headphones is just a bit more natural than a watch for AI. Oh, hello, Petey. You've joined the ranking squad. Petey's with me on watches. I can tell. PD is the number one AI gadget killer.
37:28David Pierce:That I believe. So this suggests also that both of you had smartphone at number one. Yeah? Yes.
37:34Victoria Song:Yeah.
37:35David Pierce:Was that a complicated decision for either of you to make?
37:38Victoria Song:No. No. One and like seven and eight were like super easy.
37:42David Pierce:You're both wrong.
37:43Victoria Song:Whoa.
37:44David Pierce:The answer is watch. No. So my top three were watch, smartphones, headphones in that order. um v you just made a really good case for headphones except that i think a thing we just fundamentally disagree on is i think this this motion of like bringing my my wrist up to talk to it is actually very natural uh in a way that i still find just like shouting to nothing with my airpods on to be weird yeah same i actually sort of like the the idea of talking to a thing yeah it signals to everyone around you like i'm doing a thing rather than just like they don't have to wonder like are you talking to someone or exactly and i think there is something to the fact that there's a lot of watch stuff that is still two-handed in a way that is not ideal but especially as you get to more voice control and more of the stuff like this this sort of just bring your wrist up look at it and talk to it gesture i love like it is i wore an apple watch for so many years for no other reason than to set timers and reminders with my watch, which is like an insane thing to spend all of that money on, but it really, really was what I used it for.
38:58David Pierce:And so to me, it's like the upside of a watch over a phone is I don't have to take it out of my pocket. It doesn't come with, like we talked about, all the baggage of the phone. It doesn't kill my phone's battery, which is kind of important, but it is actually this extremely accessible thing. The downside is I think a lot of people are going to try to put cameras in watches. And I think that is going to go universally terribly and that no one should try that. And that fundamentally, a lot of what we need is a camera to do some of the stuff that we want. So like phone is eventually going to win on just like raw utility.
39:31David Pierce:I think there's no question about that. But to me, there's just something about I was just thinking about it. And I'm like, what what is the thing if I had all of these in front of me? What would I naturally gravitate to? And I think for me, it's the watch. Yeah, that's just me. I think it's the, I still have it at number two, but I think it's the strongest of the AI gadgets here because you can have that cellular connectivity in it. We've solved that.
40:00Victoria Song:So slow. It's so slow to get the answers. Exactly. Exactly why phone is number one, because the watch works best if it's the thing you have on you and you have your phone with you. and then it all comes together. That is a very fair point.
40:19David Pierce:I cannot argue with that point. Yeah, like we solved all these problems so long ago. Like the battery, we can cool them down. You know, the cellular connectivity. You're not going to find a better like cellular modem for your headphones than a phone. It just won. It won ages ago. That's what I got.
40:41Victoria Song:Also, everyone expects a camera to be in a phone, right? You're not going to have this problem that glasses are running into. And like, one, you put cameras on a watch. I'm going to write a 4 ,000 word screed on TheVerge.com about why that's a stupid idea. Like, I don't put cameras on your freaking watch. Do you want to have the nostril shot at all times with your camera watch? There was a band that put a camera in the watch band at one point. Just nostril shots all day. Nobody wants that. I have a toddler to take pictures of my nostrils with my phone. He does that very well on his own.
41:16David Pierce:Okay. So I think where we're going to land here is that we all have the top three just in slightly different orders. But it seems like a consensus that will work for all of us is we'll put phone number one. That's okay. It's wrong, but it's okay. And then I think, how do we feel about watch at two and headphones at three versus headphones at two and watch at three? Either of you want to make a really impassioned case for one of them to be ahead of the other?
41:43Victoria Song:In my gut, I think headphones is too, just because the utility of the AI is immediately there, but versus like judging on a watch's potential to be a really great AI gadget.
41:54David Pierce:I think there are a lot of people who would tell you the Apple Watch is the best Siri gadget that currently exists. Yeah. Okay, screen. It's the screen because I can see what it thinks I'm saying. and the headphones, I just have to like hope to God. Okay. And then like based on the reaction, I get back. Can I just say, this is a random tangent by the way, but I've been using the developer beta of iOS 27 and there's a thing that Siri does now, which is ask, if it doesn't quite hear you correctly, it will ask, did you say this or this? Oh. And it is so much better, but it drives me so crazy every time.
42:31David Pierce:Where I'm just like, every time I'm like, how did you not hear me? Like I said, Vergecast, not Verge Smash. Like, what are we doing? And then I'm like, oh, but the last time it would have just gotten it for the last 15 years, it would have just gotten it wrong and moved on. So like, I guess I guess we have. It's an improvement. Yeah. Yeah.
42:47Victoria Song:I'm OK. Like, this is weird, but I'm OK with the watch being at two. It feels weird being the wearable lady being like, I'm OK with the watch being at two, but I am OK with it.
42:56David Pierce:OK. Yeah. I think I think this is the right place to land. So that means in order, our ranking is phone, watch, headphones, ring, glasses, rectangle, pin, and pendant. That feels right to me. There's nothing here that feels like a million miles away from where it's supposed to be. Yeah, nailed it. And phone still wins. Phone wins. Boy, it's going to be a bummer for a lot of companies out there that phone still wins the rankings. Look, I've been saying this for a year. How many like billions of dollars in venture capital is out there trying to solve the problem that phone is number one on the list.
43:29David Pierce:And yet here we still are.
43:31Victoria Song:But also for everything else on that list, you need the phone for it to work. So exactly.
43:37David Pierce:There is that. There is that. All right. Thank you both for doing this. If anybody has thoughts about the rankings, if there are any whole device types that we missed, if you want to get really mad about how the iPad should have been higher on this list. Also, we would love to hear from you. Call the hotline.
43:52Victoria Song:That's just a rectangle. It's true. It is a rectangle. It's just a rectangle. It's true.
43:55David Pierce:It is one of the good rectangles. Call the hotline 866-VERGE11. Send us emails, vergecasttotheverge.com. Allison V, good to see you both. Thanks for doing this. Thank you. Thank you. All right, that's it for the show. Thank you to V and Allison again for being here. And thank you as always for watching and listening. As always, with these episodes in particular, I really earnestly do want to know your feedback. What did we get wrong? What are we missing entirely? What ideas about some of these gadgets have you been trying that we haven't seen yet? I want all of your feedback. Call the hotline 866-VERGE11.
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So far, there have been exactly zero great AI-first gadgets. But that hasn't stopped the tech industry from trying to figure out what shape and size these new gadgets might take, and whether any of them can best the device in your pocket. The Verge's Allison Johnson and Victoria Song join David to rank all those shapes, from pendant to smartwatch to rectangle, to see whether there is actually a next big thing out there.
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