#582 - Caleb Pressley

32:28Yeah. But you can't leave if you don't pay. Yeah. So I'll be like. Bring the check first. Bring the check first. Before I order. Bring the fucking check. Sometimes I'll leave then. I don't even really want to fucking be here. I could make a smoothie at home. Yeah, get your rocks off. Just pay that check. Yeah, pay that check. I'll tip that guy. Are you a good tipper? I am. You are? I think I am I like doing it Yeah I feel good about it You know Also I make fair You know I make good money So it'd be weird If I didn't tip good I feel like Right But Yeah I think it's fun I just don't I don't understand people Who are At least 20 % I feel like that's Yeah I get I get The argument I guess For people being like Well they didn't do anything But At the same time Like that's their job Yeah you You knew when you went in there You Yeah like it's kind of on you that they, you know, you're paying them for nothing.

33:23Fuck, what were we talking about just a second ago? Greta. Is this a real interview? Thurnberg. I feel like I'm back on your show now. Don't say that, man. Don't say that. Dude, we should make a separate episode of Sunday out of this. Could you cut together a bonus episode of Sunday out of this, you think? Yeah, easily. Not easily, it'd be fucking really hard. But that's what's amazing about your show. You go in there, you sit in there. a couple things come up you accuse people of something you make a face or two you don't know if you have bells pause or if you're asking a question and then and then you send me home you send somebody home i know like every time you wrap up everyone's like oh yeah because i don't shoot it like this i don't shoot it like a free-flowing conversation because i know how it's going to edit so i just like that's a waste of time to even do all those uh segues and in middle men parts of the conversation i skip right to the meat yeah it's a very awkward conversation oh it's a good point you just you do skip right to the meat dude um what do you yeah do you think diddy what do you think happened there with diddy well they said you know with that diddy thing they said they just found um they were spicing the baby oil do you see that no bring it up spiced baby oil diddy spiced baby oil sean diddy combs baby oil was allegedly laced with date rape drug.

34:42The allegations against Sean Diddy, he did, Combs, continued him out. While the rapper has been in jail since September, arrests face the charges of sex trafficking. In a recent slew of filings obtained by E! News, one plaintiff identified as Jane Doe in the docs alleges the baby oil found in Combs' house was laced with Rohipanol or GHB, which are often referred to as the date rape drug. Wow. Or also referred to as an hors d 'oeuvre if you're going to see rufus to soul dude who's drinking baby oil nobody they're rubbing it on and it goes into their skin gets in their skin yeah is that really a thing they stuff can go into your body through your body that i don't know buddy because think about all the things that go on your skin oh totally i mean like is my shirt going into my skin yeah it's in some ways well they say there's They say that cotton used to be better for our skin, and then we started using all these synthetic products, and that's why a lot of people, some people believe that some of the synthetic products could be, especially wrapped around your genitalia, like your underpants, could be causing a lot of issues in the world.

35:54Really? Like causing autism or like… The anus thing with the anus and the scrotum or whatever are getting shorter. Is it really? I don't know. I just listened to Joe Rogan say that. The perineum or whatever it's called? Yes, the perineum. Great word by you. The premium's getting shorter. Shrinking. They need to put some fucking Christmas trees out there because the coastline in Louisiana is fucking disappearing. And every year, they come get our Christmas tree, dude. What do you mean coastline? There's a beach in Louisiana? I would call it a beach, dude. I've never thought about that in my life.

36:25I never thought there'd be about a beach in Louisiana. I'll say this. If you put your hair under water down there at home, it comes up Corn Road. I'll say that, dude. Okay. You'll have a little crab at the end of it just figuring that shit out, bro. So it definitely has powers in the water. I don't know. I don't think there's a beach. Look up that. Are underpants, look up non-cotton underpants causing mental disorder. This just says cotton underwear make a difference even if it's ugly. I don't care about the style, brother. never mind this is that was a wild ride this is the worst interview i've ever been no it's not dude dude keep believing in yourself okay sorry you're right good you're right we're doing good we just haven't talked about anything important or yeah that's kind of it we haven't said anything really of any significance we haven't said anything no we should be talking about something um well when you start to think about being like because now that you're doing your own thing do you feel like you're more capable to do something new like tell me about something like branching out on your own like the fears of it and stuff like that and did you think it would be okay do you think it would fail like do you have any real fears about it because i think a lot of people uh work with somebody or under an umbrella and then they go out and do their own thing yeah i think well the thing that was how barstool was set up was dave is very hands-off so he doesn't um tell you what you should be doing when you start doing what you're doing doesn't talk to you.

38:01You really just go complete non-communication with him 100 % of the time. What that culture breeds, I think, is like a kind of entrepreneurial spirit, I guess, the people who are successful there at Barstool, because you have to be. And they have the resources. Obviously, they're taking the risk on you by paying your salary because they're going going to pay you if your content sucks or if your brand loses the brand deal or whatever like every two weeks you're getting paid so they're taking that chance and obviously if you do well they have the upside but um it's really it's a place where i was able to kind of they had they gave me the resources but i was able to kind of build out you know i started working with tom who's my editor and we worked together for years developed a camaraderie of my producer kelsey who you've met like we started working together developed camaraderie so we had to make my own little business inside of Barstool.

38:54Right. So going out and doing my own thing really was pretty much exactly the same because I already had my business inside of Barstool. Oh, yeah. Inside of the bigger business. Oh, yeah. But I would like to do some other stuff outside of Sunday Conversation. I don't know what. I mean, how was your movie experience? I've heard that it's kind of boring shooting a movie. Oh, yeah. It's boring. I like the revolutions I can do on Sunday. I can put out one Sunday a week. it's a lot of work to get out once a week but we can do it and then it's like you move on to the next thing it's like you had a stinker you can still move on and have a good one the next week yeah and things happen so fast now too yeah how i even consume how everyone consumes content is like um it's so fast it's like you know in the first couple seconds do i want to keep watching this or not and sometimes it's interesting it's like something will pique your interest and sometimes it can be the same thing on the next day and it will not pique your interest but then two days later it'll pique your interest again yeah i think it's very fascinating i and i'm sure there's a lot of like coding and stuff they're figuring that out um and they just keep hooking you or finding different ways to hook you it's kind of crazy though you'll go down some rabbit holes and with the algorithm and the algorithm can lead you to do some crazy stuff like what like do want to do crime i'll say it i want to do crime because the algorithm is like oh yeah i saw you mingling over there you want another hit of that fucking smack huh yeah i mean another fucking couple of hot doses of fucking gaza core charlie kirk oh yeah jesus christ next thing you know yeah it gets it just gets crazy and then you're just choking out your neighbor yeah i i do feel like especially twitter x especially x feeds me stuff i don't want to see like the algorithm it builds out just like you're saying if you like do doom scrolling or whatever you're on your phone for too long it's not that long before you're seeing stuff you don't i don't relate to it at all Imagine if there's just a wheel somewhere, you could spin it.

40:51But one of the options are 11 out of 14 of the options were bankruptcy, violence, machete attacks. Racism. At least on Instagram, if you do it for a long time, you end up with boobs. Yeah. If you stay on Instagram for a long time, you end up at boobs. Oh, yeah, you do. Well, Twitter, you end up at b-holes or whatever and like Christmas b-holes and all that. I'm like, it's Christmas. Can you do at least two days a year Without b-holes on Twitter? That is, I don't know Dude, I feel so bad for the kids growing up How much porn Dude, you don't have a choice in life If you want to watch porn We used to have a choice You used to have the choice You had a bike to get it or whatever Now, yeah It's insane It should be a crime One kid just came out and said he found his sister on OnlyFans And it broke his heart, you see that video?

41:45man, it's pretty sad. You don't want to show it because they're children, but it's just crazy to see people don't even think about that. Dude, I saw a stat. It was, I think, one in every 20, one in 12 girls are on OnlyFans. But is that a lie? Let's look it up. What percentage of women are on OnlyFans? I mean, that's nuts. That's nuts. But there's so much money, and I guess if you just want to make money, you don't care about anything else in the world besides making money. Bad way to live. About 2 % of young women are selling themselves in OnlyFans. Go back. Go to that. Number five. Number four.

42:22What date is that? That was 2023. Find me something similar that's updated if you can. Give me some updated information. What percentage? Like everything just feels like my wits end. My axle just broke on my freaking Cybertruck. No way. Yeah. I park. I was like, it feels like it's weird turning. I go, look, the fucking axle is broken. This is a bad question. What is that? A Cybertruck. Axel. Oh, Axel. It's like a... It is a... It's like this? This guy bring it up. That's what I can do. Couldn't. Is it like this? Yeah, it's like a... That's what it sounds like, is this. Yes. It's like that. It's like a lower joist.

43:01Are you good at like handy stuff? Huh? Can you do that? I mean, I got pissed immediately when I saw it. You know what I'm saying? I knew. I knew it. You know, I knew that... I knew that that's where it was going to be for the rest of the day. It ain't changing. Uh-uh. You ever get under a car? Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, I'll tell you this. I used to have a Ford Escort, right? And this bitch would fucking go. Dude, sometimes it would take off, right? And you'd be in it, right? This was before they had self-driving cars or whatever. But it was just the throttle or whatever was just loose or unloose or whatever.

43:34I don't remember what it was. Tight or loose. And that bitch, you'd park it, dude. It would go like an extra 12 feet. after you got out that bitch it would just it would do it would do a jolt and rev it had a thing it had like this kind of civil war feature or whatever but after you got out sometimes it would um there would be a combustion and then it would out of the back uh catalytic converter out of the exhaust pipe so my buddy bo would always get a stand back there and then he was like oh you know that on your i today was coming over to the house on your google uh Maps is your truck. Like it shows your house and it shows your truck and it shows you in it.

44:16Nuh-uh. You're on your Google Maps. Really? If you type in your address, which we won't say, we won't say it. You're on there. Someone just coming by taking pics. Oh, well, it's very scary. Dude, things get scary these days. I saw a video of myself the other day. He was driving. Somebody drove alongside him for probably 30 seconds and just filmed me. Really? Yeah, it's okay, but it starts to make you super paranoid. how was Bridgestone doing two nights there or two day two shows that's that's awesome or does it feel just like a normal show I'll just ask because it's here in Nashville it felt like a mix I think I it's just been a long year so everything almost starts to feel the same time sometimes but I was excited that uh that a lot of people I knew were going um I did the shows longer than usual I I probably should have tightened it up a little bit but I just wanted to be up there you know I was trying to think of things to thank people or trying to localize stuff if I could at certain points.

45:12Yeah, I mean, you just couldn't even believe, you know. I remember the first show that I ever went to over there was, who's that guy? Oh, Gwen Stefani's husband. And after the show, my buddy Eddie was filming me, and he's like, you going to play here one day? And I was like, I'm not playing here, dude. You're out of your mind. and then so he sent me that video about a week ago no way it's pretty cool that is cool it really yeah i mean just bonkers so i think that was fun i was i thought the shows went pretty good so i was glad that everybody came out and laughed i was just like yeah you just wanted to go good because also that's a show you have to see those people around town yeah or you have to wonder if everybody you ran into could have been one of those people that was at that show and so that was one part that was really exciting about it man and you're going up against metallica oh that's true huh Yeah, which is pretty good.

46:03Something's wrong. Something's right. Who you right or right? Who they everyone? Imagine having an opportunity to go see Metallica and choosing to go see you. Oh, my God.

46:19So these blacks. I was like, come on, dude. Wow. Oh, man. You're right about that, dude. I got to come see you in. I got to come watch you in Cork. Oh, yeah. Ireland. That was fun. I forgot about that. That was fun. That was cool, wasn't it? That was fun. My buddy's wedding. My buddy, Scott, he's in town tonight. They're going to see Rufus Dissol. No way. Yeah. I thought about having him come by the house, but my truck broke down. I cried for a little bit and I got kind of scared and I just hurried back home. Yeah. The axle. One bad axle, dude. Oh, dude. What do you think about Bill Belichick's girlfriend?

46:57What's the word down there? Because he lives in Florida, doesn't he? he lives in, I think, Nantucket, or obviously Chapel Hill now. Okay, North Florida or whatever. North Florida. But he's going to your own mater. Yeah, and it's kind of crazy. I mean, it's like... People are talking about the program, so that's a positive, right? Well, to me, college football is 100 ,000 % about the players. I mean, all football is, but especially college football. and I think him coming we got a big budget increase for what we were willing to give NIL players or the NIL money for like guys to recruits so you think boosters hit cut followed him I I think that we really raised a lot of money I don't know what the figure is but I want to say it was like 30 million bucks or something it was like kind of like the and I don't know if that includes um coaches or what but it was it was a huge figure that you would think we would be able to go out and get like five-star quarterback five-star whatever and I haven't seen us signing any five stars yet.

47:57But that could just be the period of the year we're in. And my thing is, if he signs those five stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend. And if he doesn't sign those five stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend because we're going to be asked no matter what his girlfriend says. I mean, that's the truth. Dude, we have to sign good players and pay them. Dude, I thought that Niko, I'm a Tennessee football fan for college. I mean, obviously, I played at Carolina, so I root for Carolina as well. But Tennessee is who I grew up on. And they didn't pay nico or that's a story they didn't pay their quarterback he wanted like four million dollars is the story and they're giving him two and so they said get out of here i think it's crazy i think pay pay him everyone was on tennessee's side right everyone thought nico's idiot and maybe that's true but to me i would have liked to see tennessee just pay up he's a freshman he took you his his real freshman year he beat clemson in the first time he ever played in the uh whatever orange ball or something yeah and then last year was his redshirt freshman year he took tennessee to the playoffs.

48:55And this guy's, in my opinion, going to be the number one overall draft pick. And they're talking about two million bucks with him. He probably makes a hundred million dollars for the university. Yeah. Him being on the field, having a good team, playoff competitive. I mean, you've been down there. Oh, it's unbelievable down there. People were certainly excited about him the year before. I remember when he got in in the bowl game the year before. Didn't he have to play the bowl game? Yeah, Clemson. He beat Clemson. Right. So people were stoked. They're like, put him in, you know. Yeah. Everybody was excited.

49:20Even that year when they were losing to Georgia late in the season. They're like, put him in. I think he was like the number one overall recruit. People were excited. And he did well. And you're right. He's only one year. You can't expect guys just to, or maybe now people can. People are saying now though, I think this is it. People are saying now, we're putting our money in. We better get a return on it fast. So I think that part of the mindset probably doesn't help the whole equation. But a lot of these guys, Lane Kiffin was telling me, you go through one section of the portal time and then they haven't even played any ball yet.

49:57There's another portal period. And they're like, you know what? You gave us two million. We want for me. We haven't done anything. It's insane. They had to fix it. College football is fucked right now. So that's pretty crazy. The fact that that's happening, you know, they got rid of walk-ons. There's no more walk-ons in college football. Like I was, I walked on to the university of North Carolina and my, you were loitering. They said, But I also, one of the, an interview with a former coach said this guy was loitering. Yeah, they hated me while I was there. But, dude, there's no walk-ons anymore.

50:28Like, our team, our best, maybe not our best players, but our team captain, some of our best players were walk-ons. Like, I came in with my class of fellow guys. Every single one of them went on to get a scholarship. A lot of them went to NFL. And it's like, they were like the meat of the team or the glue of the team. and they don't even have that anymore because they had to cut their roster down. They got to pay all these guys. And that's sad to me. Is that true? Has NIL, Google that please, has NIL eliminated the possibility of walk-ons or lowered the number of walk-ons on teams? I think they don't even do it anymore.

51:05I really don't think they even take walk-ons. I think it's the death of the walk-on. Okay. Yes, the new NCAA roster limits, including the house settlement, have effectively reduced the number of walk-on opportunities in college sports, particularly football. While teams still have non-scholarship players, walk-ons, the total roster size is capped at 105, significantly reducing the space for them. Wow. So the movie Hoosiers, years from now, people will watch Hoosiers and be like, who the fuck is that dude? Rudy? Yeah. But it won't even understand. Yeah. Yeah. It is sad, man. Oh, it is. It definitely takes away a lot of the heart of it.

51:44Well, dude, also just like, I just had such an awesome, positive experience being in the locker room for four years with the same guys, going through it. You have these big aspirational dreams you're going to make to see the field. Never see the field. But I had a great time. And that doesn't happen anymore. Not only because there's not walk-ons, but also because there's no, they don't, why would you cultivate a backup if you're the coach? If he's just about to transfer on your ass as soon as the season's over. Your starter's probably going to transfer. These guys are playing on a different team every year, sometimes two teams per year.

52:19So there's no country. There's no locker room vibe. They're all just trying to get the cash. There has to be a way. People are acting like, well, we had it better back then, and now it's totally destroyed. It's like, is there no creative problem solving to figure out how we can get these guys some cash? And also, is there no middle ground here that we can work with? Okay, you have to stay. You can sit out. The argument has always been you can't transfer. And then you have to sit out a year. That's how it used to be. Now you can transfer and play immediately. I think you should have to sit out a year.

52:53And they say, well. Yeah, because that'll hold them off. That's how it used to be. Right, because you've got to say, at least you've got to show up for where you are. Yeah. And then the argument against it was, well, coaches can just leave. And then you're left with a coach that you didn't really sign up to play for. Well, then make an exception. And if that's the coach leaves, then you can go. then you can do it people are acting like these it's like it's a pretty simple but then this will start to happen a coach will leave and he'll make a deal with the players and then the player will follow him it'll be like a deal that they make yeah which is it which is wrong with that right that's part of the deal it's part of those are his players so yeah i think there's a lot obviously even us trying to look at it there's a lot of little sides to it man yeah um but you're right it does start to it starts to kind of break the heart of the fan you know because you're kind of the one that loses in the end is just the value of being a fan it all just becomes this kind of capitalist thing but for years those places the university was making so much money and they weren't even setting aside like set aside the money for 10 years later every player gets a money i'm saying like right there should be money it's like maybe you don't give it to them now but you five years from now they're going to get paid you know right or when they graduate or when they're done at college you know but there's there just has to be a way and it does it sports fans I mean I grew up a Tennessee football fan SEC football there's no fans like that because in the NFL you can't go you can't play for the team or go to the team in college you can go to that school you can like if you're a fan you went to the school yeah you can't go to the Packers you know what I'm saying like you just fucking you go to the game but you go to that school you spent four years of your life there like that's your team yeah you knocked your spouse up there yeah you know you vomited on your buddy there You guys accidentally touched each other there, right?

54:40It was an accident. Some of you guys say you hit a speed bump going really fast in a truck. People don't usually come during that. But hey, you know what I'm saying? That's what you get for going to Mississippi State. But what I'm trying to say here. Dude, Starkville is ass, bro. Have you been there? No, don't play that. Dude, somebody invited me there, and I couldn't even find it. I was looking for pictures. I had to text Hardy. Dude, what's in Starkville is Hardee's, and that's all that's there. dude. It's a long drawn Silver's and a Hardee's. Dude, Hardee's, and I hate to say this, but it's the truth.

55:11It's just Carl's Jr. that came out of the closet. That's all it is. Bring that up. Does Hardee's own Carl's Jr.? What's the other one that's like that? Oh, the Hillstone and what's that good restaurant called? Oh, honey, I wouldn't know. Hardee's. Yes, Hardee's is owned by the same company as Carl's Jr., bitch. Okay? What is the reason for not having just the same name? So don't say I didn't go to college. That's all I'm saying. That's the kind of shit you would hear in my neighborhood growing up. Multiple choice. Oh, dude. Oh, you don't fucking think Hardy was owned by Carl's Jr.? I will fucking choke the semen out of your throat, honey.

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59:08They can't, they cannot. That's, that was what everybody was saying. Okay. A woman trained, um, a young, like a, one of these young warriors to do it. A woman sent me a video though, with, uh, with somebody doing it. And then I guess that I don't know if everybody can do it but this kid is definitely he's basically the Michael Jackson of Down Syndrome people like I mean he so he can walk backwards and he's the only one I think there's rumor that that this person was alright I got one what am I doing today can you hear me even I got one I think it's this Winnipeg Jets yeah take that off man speed bump Dude, all right.

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1:00:53Let me think Where do we come from from Prime 8. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, bro. You say what you want, dude. We're buying bananas. This is our number one purchase. Shoot a shoot, homie. Let's look at a news article. What happened? Anything in the news, Riley Mal? Oh, Riley Mal's here, dude. Can you have some waters for us, Riley? I'll take a sale. I mean, this is cool with me, unless you want one. No, I'd just love to have a water. Usually we have them out here. Riley? I was not aware. What do you mean? You've worked on here. You've definitely worked on at least 50 episodes of this show.

1:01:54Yeah, Riley told me before he told you about his coming. Riley Mal's here. Let's get a gander at him first, man. We got to put these headies on. Riley Mal, huh? How you doing, huh? Good. What's going on with you, brother? We got Caleb Presley here to talk to you today, ask you a couple of questions. I know you haven't spoken to him in eight months. Yeah, it's been a minute. nice riley what kind of kind of car is your truck let's say a hyundai santa cruz ooh japanese uh or not japanese hyundai is japanese and santa cruz is california have you been noticed i know that you you had a uh you told me i think you've said it publicly now that you came right i have well guys let's don't just say that because people don't know that he Riley was he hadn't ejaculated until what age did you finally get that out of you Riley?

1:02:5825. Wow. The uncreamable yellow egg they called him huh? That little baby quail over there boy unbustable. So what's happened since then Riley? Have you been go back you back at the not coming or are you now are you just constantly coming but hold on before you answer that i do want to say this he didn't even come to any music when it happened the first time did you riley no no and how much came out i'm not trying to be graphic actually don't is that too much i'll tell you this he had to buy smaller shoes after so enough to make him really uncomfortable in his current crocs bro i mean 25 five years where was it going where was it going because i know for a fact i don't care if he's lying or not about i think he's lying about everything but even if he's not lying i know that the human body makes like three billion sperms a day or something crazy yeah which means that his body was either not making them he had a broken body or he was making those things and they were having to go somewhere yeah would you poop them out i don't go into your other parts of your body if you have that much i'm sure some of a little some of it has to get back there you can't pee it out because that's coming that's ejaculating yeah that's cheating so where was it going do you feel like you know where it went riley you could you feel a certain part of your body felt different other than your genitals after you came yeah like did you ever wake up in the morning it felt like you'd already eaten or whatever did you feel just like did you ever Did you ever wake up in the morning and feel full for no reason?

1:04:39No. Dude, here's a similar fact. I saw this. I saw that if you hold in a poot for too long, a fart, that it will come out of your mouth. Really? If you hold it in for too long, it will come out of your mouth. Oh, my God, girl. Well, I've always heard that a poot is just a gay belch. I've always heard that. I mean, kind of. Oh, a fart is just a gay belch, homie. Dude, imagine. Oh, I don't even want to talk about it. That's gross. But a lot of dudes save them like that. They know they're going to belch or whatever, but they've been married for a long time. They're like, I'm going to swallow that one and hit her with it later.

1:05:17Gross. I'm going to toss that one while she's dreaming at night. Gross. A lot of guys are like that. Guys are sick, man. Guys are sick. I have, well, I won't say. I won't speak of myself. Guys are sick, though. I have never. Not me. Huh? What'd you say? Not me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But guys, disgust me Men are disgusting They are disgusting Except for Glennie Balls too, not him Oh no, he's so sweet He's such a king I miss him and he was in love with a girl from here Are they still in love? I don't know if we're allowed to talk about it But he is a heartthrob Women are drawn to him Men want to be like him Me and him went on a double date last year Really?

1:06:00Yeah Up in Wisconsin Wisconsin. No way. We took, where it's like a little, had a little camping thing with some girls one weekend. Wait, was I there? Yeah. Was I your date? Did you have a girl there or was I your date? No, I had a girl there. Wait, can we talk about this? I want to talk about two things actually. First of all, I want to talk about how you took me to your friend's wedding as your plus one. Yeah, thank you for coming, dude. And you didn't tell them I was coming. Yes. So I showed up, it's a small wedding and then they didn't know I was coming and I didn't know any of the people there.

1:06:35And they had you sitting at the front table and they just didn't have a place for me. So I had to sit in the back with people I had never met in my life. Oh, dude. And they put you next to the drunkest people that have ever graced, is me and my buddy Scott, is his wedding. They put you next to the drunkest people that have ever graced the world. And somebody broke that toilet, remember? Yeah, somebody did. Dude, I went to the bathroom. we're in spain we're in portugal that's true we were in portugal and centra that's what i was thinking and we went to this old house it's a beautiful wedding and i sat on this toilet trying to probably just get somewhere to have some quiet time yeah the poop or whatever they call it over there and i and the toilet fell off the wall yes why was it on the wall i think they oh everything is more artistic there you know i'm saying they want you to they don't want you to just you know i think and they recycle i don't know why it's a good question it was on the ground i think i have a picture of it you can put on this okay well i remember next thing you everybody's at the wedding it was a long wedding because a couple people got up there and we're kind of chatted whatever making it about them right a couple people have been rubbing ditty baby oil on their legs and fucking can barely even speak right so we're up there uh and you you heard like a crack and then you heard somebody scream out of this balcony window that was directly above the wedding i mean it was like 22 feet from the from the closest patron at the wedding what the hell was that dude oh my god that was yeah i said that that was that was

1:08:16like what happened and then people this is the worst part they had a winding stone staircase people had to go up there to use it at restroom. But when they got up there, there was just a broken toilet laying there. It was the only toilet. Yeah. That was fun. And the other thing I want to talk to you about is, dude, you got to stop sending. I don't know if you're doing it as a joke or you're trying to be nice. Stop sending me your old clothes. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I'll get a package from you. And every time it's just some old shirts you don't want anymore. I can tell that they're like your bad shirts.

1:08:47They're not even nice shirts.

1:08:51You bought me one nice shirt And the rest of them are just your shitty old shirts That is not true There's some There are some hitters in there There are Did you go through all of them? You got me one nice shirt A red shirt that says hot sauce on it That is my best shirt from you It's a great shirt There's some other real And they're larges I can't even fit They're not even nice size I just picture you being like, get rid of that. And someone would be like, do you want to throw him away? He'd be like, nah, send him to Caleb. Send him to Caleb's house so he can throw him away. Oh, baby bear don't want that nightie, huh?

1:09:32Dude, I think, but here's the thing. Would you let, oh, wait, Riley Mal, what happened to you? Yeah, tell them what happened real quick so we don't forget. Yeah, no, I. I mean, everything came out great. But what happened? How much? Give us a... Like, did you get a... If you had to guess, just even in handfuls, how much you... What are we talking about there? Handful. Like in a... Not a child's handful, but like an adult handful. Sorry, dude. Just fucking tell us, dude. Probably two or three. Oh, my... What? No. two or three

1:10:22bro

1:10:25bro god well you must have dehydrated did your throat close up it sounds like oh my god you might have needed an arcan after that homie that's a that's a big dose boy god What do you do with that? That is a... And so, Riley, I guess the last question is just the first one I asked is, have you been doing it more and more? Yeah, I have. Are you addicted to it? Not addicted. Are you a sex addict? No. How many times do you feel like you've had sex since that happened, Riley? Because it's been about eight months now, almost one year, isn't it? Yeah, about. I would say I don't know A couple times A few times a week Okay Whoa Good God bro Slow down You have You think you have any kids Or do you think that Is that something you're interested in doing Eventually yeah And what about your walk with God I know you were saving yourself from marriage right Right And that went by the wayside Look at that You fucked that up Oh that's like kicking over The only shitter out of I'm at a good wedding, brother.

1:11:38But anyway, man, sorry we're putting you on the grill there. Yeah, sorry, brother. Do you feel like you're gaining traction in the sexual community or whatever? Like that you're getting better at it or whatever? Yeah, I think so. Oh, that's good, man. Wow. Do you feel any different? Do you remember if you felt any different after the first time you had sex, Caleb? I can't remember. Yeah. I can't remember. Dude, you know what I always think about is how when I was growing up, you kind of have like people who maybe from your high school or whatever, just people that you're growing up with in your town who get pregnant in high school or like, you know, they, and then at the time I would look at them.

1:12:16I looked at them like, no, they were bad people, but like, wow, what idiots. Yes. You know, which obviously they probably wish they didn't, but all they did was do the same thing. Every single other person's doing. Yeah. Every single person's doing that. And then all that happens is one of them gets unlucky and then you're like, idiot. That's how I was. I've changed my stance on that. Well, they kind of get unlucky. It's almost like, you know, when they say if you shake a soda up and everything, don't open it for a little while, right? Yeah. And then one guy, right, who's like, I'm going to open it.

1:12:53You know what's going to happen if you open it, right? Yeah. And he still opens it. It does feel like those are the people a lot of the times who do have high school children. I wonder if I had me a little child where I would do with it or whatever. I would let it be outside or inside. Probably outside more. I cannot wait till you have a kid. I can't wait to meet him. That would be cool, huh? That would be cool. Riley, are you guys thinking about children? Because you have a girlfriend now, Riley? I do. Okay. And are you thinking about children? Have you guys started talking about it? Eventually, yeah.

1:13:27Wow. Do you miss the days when you hadn't Been I don't even want to say When you hadn't been just bursting out out there Just spackling that That Hanoi sauce or whatever you guys are No No I don't Do you feel like it's affected Your testosterone Yeah In a negative way or positive Positive oh really so you feel like you have more testosterone now yeah amen brother that's kind of the key phrase nowadays testosterone people are selling it everywhere every other Facebook's ads like shoot up at your apartment dude when I was young you had to go first of all meet a gay dude that you didn't even know because he said he wasn't gay he was just a bus boy that was in his 40's at a restaurant you had to meet him befriend him by playing video games then he had steroids he had to go get it from somewhere it was crazy now they're mailing you steroids shut up really yeah we just go through all this shit together it is crazy there's a cold plunge place by my house it's like you this is sauna and cold plunge you go there and then the guy is like hey do you want some uh testosterone or anything like that's like no dude i don't even want to get in this fucking cold tub i don't want testosterone i do want it dude i would do i i honestly i would love to see what it would be like people say they feel so much better dude have him cream you out half an ounce over there and get you a little bit I get you a little bit of that sweet and sour pants syrup off your boy up in there.

1:15:04It'll grow your eyebrows after. It'll grow your eyebrows thicker, dude. Do you miss the days of not having had sex, Raleigh, to be honest with you? Is there something you miss about it? No. No, I don't miss it. That's cool, man. Well, what else were we talking about? Oh, dude, do you think the Bill Belichick thing has adjusted the dating, the way that dating is? Because it's kind of a big, like he kind of opened the portal. Like the portal's open for older men and younger women. Do you feel like that? I feel my stance on this is I actually don't have a problem with it. I don't understand why if you're a young girl, you'd want to be with an old man.

1:15:45Yeah. But I don't understand a lot of stuff people do. But if she's 20 and they're consenting adults, like I have no problem with the older dude who's single. I would try to get a younger girl, too. I'm not going to try to get a 75-year-old woman. Well, first of all, you're single. You're Bill Belichick. Yeah. Right? He's done it all, man. I mean, he definitely has a name for himself. You know, if you're Jim Haslitt, yeah, you get what you get, dude, you know? Yeah. But damn, dude, that's such a good question. Like, but he definitely, the portal's open now. I feel like it's definitely, it feels like it's more of that universe now.

1:16:21Have you seen any more of it? Have you seen other examples of it? Well, Shannon Sharpe had his thing, but he kind of got called out for it. But his was more of like sexual in nature. Whereas Belichick has a, it seems like he's in a relationship. You see those videos of him on the beach with the, he's holding her up. No way, really? Pull up Bill Belichick and girlfriend, beach. You know who has a good theory on, oh wow. Oh yeah, he's. Look at this shit. He seems super happy. Look at him, though. What is he doing, dude? Bro, I respect it, dude. I have no issues with it, zero. But it is so funny.

1:16:58You've got to be honest, it's so funny. Well, it's up to them. First of all, bring up the next one with them fishing. It's up to them. First of all, they're having fun. Right. And it's really up to them. It's not like she's tricking him or something, or he's tricking her. Right. Yeah, look at this. This is from whatever that movie is. Normandy or whatever. It's like they did this D-Day photo shoot or whatever. Dave Portnoy has a good theory on this. Dave's theory is that he has no idea what's going on. Like in terms of how we're all perceiving this and social media about it, his theory is that Belichick is not on his phone and just doesn't have any clue what's happening.

1:17:35Right, so he's just enjoying his life. He's just going about his life, loving his life. Because I think she probably posts all his social media and stuff for him. And so of course she's going to post pictures of only her. I would too. Yeah. Dude, well, my parents were 38 years different, so I got to be like, love is, you know, if you find somebody that you love, then that's where it's at, you know? Yeah, my parents have a big difference, too. Yeah, totally. I mean, this is a huge difference. I don't know how many years difference is it. I also changed my probably 50 years, bro. No. Raleigh Mao.

1:18:04How many years difference? 24 and 74, I believe. That's 50. No. Bro, that is 50, man. I just crunched the numbers. I don't know if those are the actual ages, but that is 50. What do you say to people who say that's 50, dude? but the only thing is I change my opinions a lot so if this could be outdated like I'll change my opinion on this tomorrow dude all I'm saying is the portal is open for old men and young women this is the I mean the portal's open now and it's probably easier than ever to meet them there's probably there's so many apps and stuff where you can and I don't and girls seem to be really attracted to guys who have money and guys who are successful and they don't seem to care about looks and it doesn't seem like they care about age as much Is that true?

1:18:46Is that crazy to say? People look younger than ever. What age difference are they? Can you just fucking tell me a number? Sorry, Riley, but damn. You fucking have a computer you're working with.

1:19:00Never mind. No, Jesus Christ. Just stick to coming, dude. Stick to coming. Now I see why he couldn't bust enough for 25 years. He couldn't find them. 73 and 24. 49. Yeah. Close, boy. Close. That's a lot. I mean, dude, that means that, this is a dumb thing to say, but that means she was 49 when she was born. Yeah. That's pretty old for your wife to be born. Yeah. That's wild. I might change. I don't know if it's cool anymore, dude. That's a big difference, man. Go Heels, baby. That's all I'm saying, dude. Dude, if he just needs to recruit some, pay these players, man. Yeah. Pay these guys. We should have gotten Nico when he left Tennessee.

1:19:50We should have paid him. Pull up another news article. What else do we got, man? Oh, funeral director trashed over 6 ,500 bodies of pets, used fake ashes to defraud customers out of$650 ,000. Wow. What did he say? A funeral home director has been charged after allegedly throwing out the bodies of thousands of pets and giving owners the ashes of other animals. What makes someone go into wanting to deal with dead bodies? I have people in my family who do that, so I'm not hating. They work in cremation? They work in funeral parlors. They work with dead bodies. That's a weird thing, I think, to want to go into.

1:20:30It's like, how do you end up being like, I think what I want to do in my life is touch dead bodies all the time. Yeah. Weird. But they're also in my family. are also cool. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's, you know, if you want to be around, I just would, it would be crazy if you're a funeral director and you're burning up animals and giving those ashes to people. Yeah. For why? And then you don't think they're going to notice that it's not their brother or whatever. Like, oh, I got my brother's ashes back. If I can, who knew he had a collar that said, response to spark, return to 4027, Elm Street. That's crazy.

1:21:16I don't know, man. Fuck. What are we talking about?

1:21:24What are we even talking about anymore, man? I've liked it, man. You have? I've enjoyed my time. No, I've enjoyed my time, but I just feel like I let you down. I feel like I waste everybody's time today. You ever feel like that? Not too much. Yeah, maybe. I think I'm coming. I quit taking my medicine, too. Really? Yeah, I just don't want to take it. Have you been fasting? Have you still been fasting? You were fasting when we shot Sunday. Oh, good. Have you been doing that still? No. No, that's horrible. I need to do more. No, well, I started losing my mind after that. What do you mean? You should fast whenever you're like in a good state of mind.

1:21:57I think I was just going through a lot. It was like also not eating. You start to lose it. It's ultimate stress. You're putting yourself in your starvation. But the third day of fasting, your body's like, now we're going to clean this shithole out. Yeah. Starts cleaning you up, dude. I don't believe that kind of stuff. You don't? I don't I believe it does clean you up I don't believe I don't believe that You feel good People are like Yeah You start feeling amazing After three days I bet you're hungry Oh yeah You're hungry But you feel like I think you feel kind of A little bit keen I saw a thing the other day That a guy Lived for a long You can pull this up The guy Lived on just sunlight For over a year He didn't eat for over a year And he was looking at the sun Hmm Hmm, that's nice.

1:22:42Let me see him. Manik. He had earned a spot in the Guinness Book for not eating anything for 411 days straight in 2001. I had led a team of 24 doctors and physicians to monitor this feat, said city-based neurophysician Sudhir Shah. His team carried out a number of tests and the results showed him to be a person of normal health. There were documentary films made on Manik's feet. Manik had given up solid food for almost two decades And he stopped pooping too. He stopped pooping after like the third week or something. Oh, that's got to be great. And then poop for a full year. It's got to be great.

1:23:18It's like driving a Tesla. It's like, you don't have to stop to fill up or whatever. It's like our unfill. It's so good. Oh, that's good. He was working as a trader of perfumes, it says, in Kosciori. Sun gazing. How do you do that? You're not supposed to do that. Or is that just another lie? They tell you not to look at the sun. A lot of stepdads would say that. If you stare directly into the sun, your sister will accuse me of sexual harassment. You're like, what? Turns out it's pretty true in a lot of areas, dude. In a lot of areas, dude. But I think with that, I guess you'd have to build up a tolerance to it.

1:23:59You start looking at it when it's small in the morning, and then over days and days, you can just look for the midday. Beam that bitch out in the middle of the day. I mean, at some point, you just locked in on Netflix. You just collected heat. You had to have solar panel at that point. That's what he's saying, bro. That is what he's saying. I didn't realize that. He's over there charging his phone. He just got it in his hand. 10%, 11%. Dude, can you find a video of this guy speaking, Raleigh?

1:24:37he only lived until 85 which is a good number it's a good life he put up a good game but that's not it's not 100 that's true how long do you want to live for but living is going to start to get different i want to i want to i want to go over a couple things with you first of all and shout out also winnipeg jets today dude did you see their win the other night bro it's hockey right Okay. And I met this player. I met this guy in a bathhouse or whatever, like a – I don't remember where it was. Vancouver somewhere. He's putting lip balm on. I walk in a sauna or whatever. He's sitting there by himself putting on lip balm.

1:25:14Where is this going? Do you have my interest? I didn't judge him. You know what I'm saying? I was like – you know, the saunas can be dehydrating. so anyway the game they're down 3-1 with a minute and 7 seconds left they score okay 2-3 yep then with 1.7 seconds this series is tied 3-3 game 7 with 1.7 seconds they score again take it to overtime in the second overtime they win the game no way yeah pretty unbelievable is that your team now wait what were you going to tell me that has nothing to do with what you said oh how long do you want to live for no you said I'm going to tell you a few things listen up this is what i'm gonna tell you so first of all they have different skin now right i believe that there's in the future this is our i believe one of the last five years will be wearing this skin i believe they're going to come out with a material right um that will completely cover our skin so it'll both preserve your skin also allow your skin to breathe all the things that it needs to do still with nature but that it will become a new layer right that you will probably will cover most of your body right that will preserve your skin so i believe that you'll start to see that so people will be able to technically look at younger for longer right but you'll never know because you won't see them you'll never know because you don't really see them you can't see their skin but under there it does look better but you just can't see it right you just can't see it and they'll just be like hey i look great and then people will also be able to program based on that outer layer what they want you to see them wear right so at a certain point i don't know how we'll do it but we'll start to have like you know glasses or uh contacts that will so you i can make everybody look like they're we're in the 1900s today or something like who decides you decide what you want to look like or you i can decide what you look like i think you get to decide the operator naked you could i guess you go naked but it's not i would do not not you naked thank you i would go yeah or somebody you could do like everybody's eating ice cream like glenny balls today.

1:27:23So you could get to pick and based on your eyes, everybody who has that skin, you could adjust it because it'll be able to adjust it. Does that make sense? No. This is the worst episode of my life. Don't say that, dude. I'm sorry, dude. I'm breaking your heart. Man, I'm sorry, dude. Don't say that kind of stuff. I just feel like I let you down today, man. Man, I don't think you did at all. I think it's a really good episode. I think you're going to have to cut out a lot. I am. I'll say this. I'm excited about the Indiana Indiana fever starting back. Yeah. Have you kept up with, because we went to the game.

1:27:54Yeah. We went and saw Kayla Clark break the record. Dude, it was so great. And then the other day, she's back there, shoots a three from further back than the one we saw break the record. And we were right there when she broke the record. So tough. Have you been talking to Patrick? Yeah, Patrick and Connor, dude. Patrick came to see a show in Chicago a couple weeks ago. It was pretty cool. He's there training for the NBA draft, Patrick McCaffrey. And then, so that was great. He came out. and then yeah Connor and I have kept in touch we gotta go see a game we went to the Applebee's with them after oh yeah it was so cool dude dude yeah we gotta go see a game we went and saw one game me and Bizzle went and saw a game I don't know how oh it was Butler played against somebody and we all went and watched it but it was fun so you're a big Caelan Clark fan I'm a big fan but not an Andrew Reeves fan I I'm a Caelan Clark fan that was from South Africa You had to cut that out of your episode.

1:28:50You died on that one. Bro, you see Shabuzi at that Met Gala? What was that? It looked like a pepper shaker. Yeah, it looked like a pepper shaker.

1:29:03Wow. Yeah, that's a wild look, isn't it? It wasn't bad. Oh, no, I don't think it was bad. But do you think that there is a real truth? Because in a black culture, they start to say, oh, they dress a lot of black men up like women. I've heard that. I don't know if that's true. They dress white guys up like women. anyone who's trying to, they dress, those guys are, everyone looks like women at the Met Gow. That's a good point. Do you know what you think? Would you go to something like that? I've always thought about that. Like, not that I would ever have an opportunity. If you and me went, I would go.

1:29:29I wouldn't go, like, with some publicity. I don't think I would go with something like that. It's kind of like a weird type of, like, almost like celebrity worship where it's, like, too much. I don't know. It kind of weirds me out, to be honest with you. Yeah, I don't, it seems like a seance to me. It has seance-y vibes to me a little bit. and I just wonder like, yeah, there's something about it that has seance type of vibes to me or whatever that's called. Like when you meet in the woods or whatever and do something wild like that. Oh, dude, I'll tell you this one story. So we're at, we did some shows.

1:30:04We did like SEC, right? Some different places. We're at University of Arkansas. Yep. And Sam Pitt, we're leaving the gym, right? We get to go use their gym. I know Coach Pittman. He was at Carolina when I was there. No way. Yeah. Dude. He's awesome, right? So we're leaving the gym, and it's me and Amir Kay, this comedian that works with me on the road. And, dude, so we're leaving, and we see this guy pull up in this car, and it's Coach Pittman. And he comes over. He's like, what's going on, fellas? He starts talking to us. He's like, man, tell me about Bobby. And so I'm thinking he's thinking about Bobby Kennedy Jr., right?

1:30:39So we start talking about Bobby Kennedy for like two minutes. Amir's doing like an embarrassing. You're mean as old. he's impersonating everything and he's Coach Pittman's like going along with this and then he goes Bobby Bobby Lee Bobby Lee

1:31:05and I'm like why do you listen to us for two minutes do horrible impersonations of RFK Jr. just so he can go Bobby Did you get to hang out with Coach Fitman? He is funny. Dude, he talked to us for like 20 minutes. It was one of the highlights of our trip. That and the Alabama players were so cool, man. We went there, just took us around their facility and stuff. Really? They were super nice. Every place was cool, but they just went out of their way. Some of their best players. A lot of times the guys are too cool to do that type of shit. Yeah, right. But it was great, man. Did you get to talk to the new coach?

1:31:41At Alabama? Yeah. No, we did not get to meet him. So I wish we would have But it was great though Just to get to go to some of the SEC places And like you said earlier It's like they mean it at these schools It's like part of the deal Alabama Yeah And that campus is nice It's the nicest campus They said it's gotten way nicer Because of the victories that they had 100 % Through the same years 100 % I think it's harder to get into Alabama now Because of football being good Because they have more people who want to go So they can be They can have like smart people down in Alabama now Yeah Not that they weren't No But they weren't back in the day.

1:32:15That happened to Appalachian State too, but where I'm from. Appalachian State won like three national championships in a row. And then they had so many more applicants after they beat Michigan that that school went from kind of like just anyone could kind of get into like a competitive school. Like quadrupled their people who tried to go to App State. It's like a nice school now. But Tuscaloosa has the best setup of any, because I did that tour. When I first graduated college, the first thing I did was like two years on the road living in a bus going to colleges. Yeah. We just went to every college and just partied.

1:32:48That was my job for like two years. And Tuscaloosa is the nicest one. They got that perfect setup. They got the stadium. Oh, dude, we got to go out on the field. No way. We got to run out on the field, man. Yeah, it was crazy. You're kind of one of those guys that switch up. You were supposed to be a Tennessee fan, but I don't have a lot of faith in you at all. Well, remember, we went back there and they didn't really welcome us back. it felt like. You remember? No, because we couldn't find the field. That was not because they weren't welcoming us. We got lost. We got lost for about 45 minutes trying to find the field.

1:33:20I think I've just realized I'm an SEC guy, man. It's all I like to watch. It's not even close. It's not even close. The rest of it should just, what are they doing in it? It's not even close. ACC basketball is awesome, but SEC basketball is awesome now. Yeah. Yeah. My favorite sport was always LSU basketball. But But, yeah, I think, you know, it's like I'm a Winnipeg Jets fan. It's tough. I mean, SEC is so good. It's like you just, I don't know, you start to love it all, I think. They only have like 13 sports. Where like Carolina, we have like 33 sports. And so they just dump all that money. Because only sports that make any money are men's basketball and football.

1:34:02All the rest of the sports lose money. And so if they only have 13 sports, they can take all that money and just dump them right back into the good ones. Whereas you got to spread it all out at like Stanford has like 33 sports. They got like fencing and fucking everything, you know? Yeah. Transing.

1:34:24Transing is a sport. Things have changed, man. No, but there's nothing better than being like just loving the SEC, man. And living in Nashville is so great because it's easy to get to a lot of the schools, man. It really is. Like it's just a little bit easier. So like that's been great, dude. Yeah, everything's been good, dude. We got to go see an Indiana Fever game, though. That would be really fun. They got a bunch of new players, too. Really? Yeah. When is their season? It's now? May 17th, I think. It starts against the Chicago Sky. I would love. Are you going to be there? No, you said. I'll be out of town, but I do want to go to a game soon.

1:34:58I feel like they play the Chicago Sky every game. Does it feel like that? I don't know if that's just the only time they publicize that they're playing, but they play. Every time I look, it's Angel Reese and Kaitlin Clark. It's like... We got to go up there, dude. They got some great new players. Sophie Cunningham. They got Aaliyah Boston they got. Yeah, Dewana Bonner they just got. She's new. Are they the top team in the league? No. No. They're ranked four or five to possibly take the title. Dude, they got a squad, bro. They got some beautiful ladies on the team. Where does Kaitlyn Martin play?

1:35:38Am I messing it up? Kate Martin Kate Martin She plays for the Valkyries The Valkyries Expansion team Nice Out in the Bay Nice She's digging it She was cool Yeah dude We should go to Indiana Fever game That'd be really fun That'd be really fun I hope they I think Yeah we gotta go back over there And we gotta go to another SEC game dude Yep That was fun We should do another We should do Have you thought You asked me this at the beginning of the interview But have you thought about doing Like other stuff? Like, whether it's, like, video. I mean, obviously, you're doing a lot of stand-ups, so you're busy.

1:36:13And you're podcasting a lot, so you're busy. But, like, other video-type things? Yeah, I want to start thinking of something to be a little bit more creative and do some new stuff, you know? That'd be fun. Yeah. I mean, you and I have always talked about it. We wanted to be those DJs, remember? Yeah. That's still a good idea. That would still crush. It would be really fun. Last night, we let...

1:36:37Bro, people...

1:36:42I reached out to some people about that But we just never followed through on a lot of our ideas We never followed through on shit God bro It would be so much fun We're long haired DJs out there They don't do nothing Going like that to the babes They don't do anything They don't do shit Difflo just came out with a fucking Christmas candy I'm like You can do anything when you're a DJ It doesn't even matter he's selling like urine from jamaica or something like he's lice out of your hair to a backbeat you know he's got he's got dude he's selling fucking bubble gum with a trap beat in it it's like he just you know people can do whatever they want dude yeah we should do i would love to do something like uh even if it's a one-off not even like a series or something just like something just weird and different and fun or get some ai to do something so we don't have to we can do it but just think about, think it up.

1:37:37Dude, even doing Drewski's show, like we shot that for one week, but it was the most fun thing. One, because it was hilarious, but also just like it was new and like a novel stimuli. Yeah. To just get out there and do something completely different. Yeah, I got to go on more people's shows. I mean, even just doing Sunday the other day, I was like, man, I just, yeah, I just got so used to just doing this so much. Sometimes you forget to go somewhere and because then you become an interviewer. You don't become a person sometimes after a while. Yeah. I think sometimes, you know, it seems like, but I don't fucking know what I'm talking about.

1:38:06Well, you do it right. I like how you, when you tour, at least you go to like unique places in America. You're not going to like Atlanta, Chicago. You hit those places, but you also go see, you've seen probably more of America than anybody. Because every weekend you're in like the randomest city in the world. Yeah, we go to, well, I mean, we do, we do, man. I think we've been on like 150 of the top 200 cities size-wise. That's awesome. So you start to see a lot of great places. Wisconsin has some of my favorite places I never thought. But, dude, a place I just went to in Indiana, Fort Wayne, Indiana.

1:38:39Nice. So nice. Is that your number one secret city? La Crosse, Wisconsin. La Crosse, Wisconsin. What's from there? I've never heard of that. Is that the capital of Wisconsin? No. I don't know. Why do you say that? What's so cool about it? Just like it seems like a perfect place to live if you had an idea of a perfect place to live. Yeah, but when did you go? Storybook. I went in the fall, so it was right before Halloween. so like all the trees had changed color and you could go up on the mountain right there and all the trees were like changing colors. She had kids like walking around like the day before Halloween.

1:39:09Like kids come from school with like their Halloween candy and like their moms were like bustling them through the leaves. Like the leaves were like, it was like all changed colors were on the ground. Moms were fucking secretly vaping while they walked their kid. Tell them not to use drugs. You know, and they're fucking just crushing vape off the edge. Wisconsin, have you seen the stats on the alcohol in Wisconsin? I bet it's a lot. Oh, they love drinking. it's the drunkest place in the world really? and I made that up

1:39:39hey dude you want to hear stuff you don't know if it's real or not we talking to the Elvis Presley of bullshit today the one the only Caleb Presley man thanks for just hanging out with me dude sorry I don't feel like I was myself today but I don't feel like I really honored you as a guest today man to be really honest with you no you um there's gonna be a really good episode out of this you're just gonna have to cut the parts that sucked out but i think we got a solid hour or in 15 minutes and we probably had 50 missing bullshit a lot of shit dude well riley wouldn't tell us anything either and yeah it's like 10 of that just riley waiting on riley to click a link Yeah, dude.

1:40:25Still didn't get one. But no, that was good, man. It was great. It was fun. We got to go see a Morgan show this year. We got to do a lot of stuff. We just got to do some stuff, you know? You're good about that, though. So we will. Yeah, we just got to do something this year. Yeah, we will. All right. We will. It's a date. It's a date, bro. I love you. It's a straight.

1:40:46Okay, dude. That's good. Dude, you're gay, dude. I'm chill. Oh, my wife's calling. but Caleb Presley, ladies and gentlemen, Sunday conversation. Make sure to check it out. Go out and support him. He's doing his own thing now. So that's what we got to support. Creators are independent. Thanks so much, bro. I love you. Thank you, man. Now I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be cornerstone. Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind. I found I can feel it in my bones But it's gonna take...