#594 - Glenny Balls

43:37I think that was just a new Papa John's delivery swarm or whatever. That was just Jersey Mike's trying a new fucking thing. For three weeks, we just had the lights going on in New Jersey. I knew people that saw him. Really? Yeah. You're lying. One of my buddies, his frat brother from college is a cop in Tom's River, New Jersey. And he was texting them like, I'm seeing these things. They're here. Well, why didn't you fucking shoot at him or something? You're a fucking cop. He's just texting his buddies. You're doing the same thing we're doing. I don't know if he could go straight at him What do you mean you're I saw somebody attack him What are you going to say The Tom's River Police Department Going to take out the alien drones Yeah dude All he does is hit Tom's River PD Bro they hit dingers It's like probably five guys on the force Dude whatever we cheer for those little bastards When they won the World Series Yeah their World Series Little League World Series home Hit a ball at one of those drones Yeah they could you think the very least i could just hit a freaking fly ball and take out a couple drones well especially like the fact that there's if it's aliens or whatever that they're spying on new jersey i'm like dude yes get some jersey but get like a charcuterie of america get some other places as well she just don't think that everybody is um you know yeah you know uh has a side hustle doing trading cards or whatever that's that that is very new jersey it's such a creepy thing though thinking about like aliens and if that exists you know it's actually a very weird thing to me too what's your take on um like supernatural stuff supernatural like what do you mean like one of my so one of my best friends is scott and we call him sal i don't know why we call him sal we call him sal anyway he was here actually in nashville on a bachelor party like three years ago and true like he's a normal person he's one of my best friends truly to this day claims that like they came home from the bar one night he was asleep and there was like some sort of entity like over him looking at him and he was like i remember he came home the next day and like we got lunch and he was telling us like this thing is real we saw it multiple times and it's almost like freeing or like feels good because i know that stuff exists and now i know like god is real is what he said it was and he's completely normal guy did he stands by it wow did he bring a chick home maybe it was he just brought a tall chick home with it he said it was tall he did say it was a tall but some of that shit's super scary man like i recently had uh i was in los angeles probably less than a year ago and you know like staying in we rented a house in the hills and the hills for me is very scary i don't like the hills it's very like i'm secluded and away from everything it's just staying there in general freaks me out and i was there with one of my producers and um he was lining at like 1 a.m and i was landing i landed at like 6 and i went to this house i didn't realize we booked it so far into the hills it was almost under the hollywood sign oh yeah and it was uh we got there and i was like this place is fucking terrifying look nothing like the pictures was a nice house but it was like almost like 70s themed like the pool wasn't even hot it was cold and then like vince neal died here or whatever like he's alive there still but that that's a ruin like charles manson all that shit ruined the hills for me it freaks me out so i'm in there i'm sitting there in my bed just really in a pretzel like this freaked out and i kid you not i hear the loudest boom out of the blue don't know what it is had no idea what it was it wasn't those fucking costco dudes it was it aj yeah it was it was it was big it was big big aj and the next thing i know the wrizzler's there that guy dude the crazy part is the wrizzler doesn't even fucking know big aj the whole thing's unreal yeah so many people think they're that he's big aj's child he's just like a fifth grader or something or fourth he had held back allegedly and then they're like kind of this jewish power lifting family i saw you had the wrizzler on one of your shows recently he was in the audience and he came up on stage very nice guy but also dude he fucking he was drinking soda at like almost 10 p.m i'm like yeah i saw you saying that at craig's but they non-daddy mcbride's episode yeah it's like he i was like what time is your bedtime and he's like you know he gave me one of those like whenever he gets tired is when the riser goes to sleep he said big money don't sleep i was like what how much money do you think the riser has it's got to be multiple millions i think right you think so i he's like the most famous person on the internet it's a great point and he does like a children is he working in a children's market he's kind of edging into adult marketing though i wonder if kids even like are fans of him i think it's more of adults just enamored with him he's so gorgeous he's unbelievable he's definitely uh i like that he's just himself right yeah yeah he got up on stage the other night and answered a couple questions for us i think i've been learning to i've been seeing videos of him it seems like he's getting more confident in like speaking and stuff which is nice because he's literally just a nine-year-old kid yeah yeah that's what i was hoping i was like let's get him up here and at least get a little bit of practice in front of you know a random night and um yeah it was great man that was great to see him anyway here this boom i don't even investigate i'm terrified i'm going to meet a few buddies at barney's beanery and i'm like you know what i'm just gonna go i'm not coming back home till my producer lands at 1 a.m so i gotta occupy myself until he lands there's no way i'm going back there alone so i go to this i'm at barney's beanery for like seven hours because i refuse to go home finally he picks me up we go in the house i go to bed i close the door it was the mirror on the back of the door just that's when i realized what it was just fell by itself it was on like six screws just fell by itself and broke no didn't break no idea why it just i was literally sitting in the bed it was where that tv is just fell out of blue and i was like this is not for me too much up there yeah i'm not into not into the uh supernatural stuff There's been other times in my house.

49:09Oh, well, that's not that super. I mean, that's pretty supernatural, but that's also just bad drywall probably. I mean, that could be a mix of things, right? I think my house is haunted, I think. Well, yeah, but that's, do you? Yeah, actually. So my buddy claims he did this in like the third grade, my friend Frank. I don't know if it's him or not, or like my parents told him to tell me this to ease my mind. Oh, yeah. But literally in my attic, I'm pretty sure there's something carved that says like darkness is here on the wall, which I don't like. Like, I've always wondered if someone's gotten into my attic.

49:38Oh, dude, I went into my attic, dude. Yeah, I went into my attic not long ago and was like, who's up here? Like, because first of all, the way they have an attic set up, it's the scariest thing ever, dude. Because first of all, you have to find a square on the ceiling of your regular home, right? And it has a string hanging out of it. So obviously your attic is go, it's that time of the month in your attic, right? Always. Want to hear a bad thing about my attic too? The door to get into it is in my room, my childhood bedroom. So it's right there. yeah that's the way to get to the attic and on top of that we growing up we used to be a big halloween family so you would go all out for halloween yeah there's like a fucking old witch up there we still have this witch like a full-sized witch she's green she's got a huge snozz so every time i walk up there she's just staring at me they're all it's all up there all my jerseys that i had when i was a kid my witch it's it's a scary place it's a very scary setup because first of all you have to find that place and if it's in your childhood room and And that means just like there's this open portal to like scary pieces of the holidays that we keep in our attic, right?

50:38Exactly. So first of all, you have to find that cable thing. You pull on it, right? Or sometimes there's even like a stick that's in a closet, this little hook. You have to find that. It's an insane thing. And they built the whole contraption. It's literally like the earliest Pilates thing that they ever made. It's from like the 1700s. You can hear the polio. leg like it's just like one big polio leg kind of folds out of there it's the same things that they used to use to make uh like forrest gump's like leg like braces yeah it's like braces it's the same part of that makes a ladder that comes down my uh and you have to climb up there and then you get up there all the hollow it's like there's a snowman that's looking at you right there are um there's a vibe yeah like there's halloween it's just all the holidays are sitting right there waiting for you.

51:27That is an interesting thought that all the holidays are right there. And it's scary. They have a turkey and they all live up there when you're not and it's like they all stopped and it's just like and I'm like who's up here? And you just hear bells will be ringing. That sounds kind of nice. Yeah I'm like okay just making sure everybody's getting along up here. Everyone's good it's almost your time. And that's big. They're up three months in a row. Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas. Bing bang boom. So there's nine months of nothing. Nine months of sleep. No, but then you have the Easter rabbit.

51:57He's like, I'm hiding eggs. They're all just up there having a good time. It's there on the 4th. It's a big thing. That's a fun idea to think about. All the holidays hanging out. Oh, they're all just hanging out up there in your attic, dude. And then there's Black History Month. They're like, what's up, motherfuckers? Santa with him hoses. You're like, okay, this is getting a little turnt, but hey, have a good time, guys. As long as it's getting turnt. As long as they're having fun. Their body, their choice. They're popping off. That's it. Yeah. When it comes to like, yeah, Santa, Frankenstein, whoever, your body, your choice.

52:33Totally. And dude, I'm telling you, I have a witch up there. It's a legitimate green witch. It's a life-size witch. Of course. It's horrifying. I haven't been up there. My heart's almost beating a little bit thinking about the attic. The attic's a scary thing. The attic is so scary. I had to go up the other day in my house and I was like, how do I even, where is the attic? And first you're like, oh shit, that's where it is. because every now and then I'll hear something up there and I'm like, and for the first two months, I didn't even care. I'm like, if the guy's up there, or he's coming in and out, he's obviously passive.

52:59I've been hearing it for two months. He's not trying to attack or whatever unless he's up there plotting, but he would be louder. You know, he'd have a chalkboard going. I would hear something, you know, I'd hear like, you know, him watching John Gruden YouTubes or something. I would hear some strategy though, you know? Spider 2 webinar just in the back of your ear. But yeah, it's an interesting thing, man. I don't know how I feel about all the supernatural stuff. I hope ghosts aren't real, but then I hope they are. Because if they are, that means God's real. Yeah. Dude, it's so bright outside.

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56:25You know what I'm saying? Like sometimes we'd like to think of things only as we want to think of them. but I think if you're going to believe in supernatural then a lot of things would be possible yeah I think it kind of goes hand in hand because like that's just one thing I always say I don't even I don't know anything about how the universe was created but even the big bang theory wasn't that few like particles or chemicals coming together and exploding yeah like how did those chemicals get there how those particles get there in the first place it was the first meth lab really yeah yeah that was the first how did those first things come together though it's a crazy thought to think about yeah like when did it start no one will know it's crazy it's definitely interesting and then they allow us to show up and mill around us loiter through life just like traveling by having some bruschetta you know what i'm saying watching the genocide and then you know trying to find a nice just and then the like commercials during the genocide it's like nothing goes with this mass slaughter like a pinot noir you know you're like god what has happened to us.

57:24Um, very sad times in a lot of ways, but, but yeah, man, but you still have to live your life. Right. And it's interesting. But then you're like, is Satan just amongst us? Like we treat each other human beings. We're all, instead of just being like, Hey, look how crazy it is. We're all living together on this magical Christmas ornament of the Lord that got hung in outer space we're here shooting each other like imagine if you saw a christmas tree and you see a beautiful ornament it's the most beautiful ornament there is and you go and you look really close right like you zoom in like you do and like a google maps for a christmas ornament the most beautiful one that exists it's like a diamond in the sky and you look at it and you're like holy shit they are gunning each other down on this fucking thing stop that yeah you're like why this is supposed to be an ornament it's supposed to be there's no bad things that happen in snow globes yeah yeah and this is it this is the best snow globe and it's a bet i feel like we can do better in this snow globe man i really believe that um let's talk about uh i do want to one thing that really struck me over the weekend man besides your kindness and sincerity to everyone um was the hash brown you mentioned at the wind buddy that was something we came down for breakfast Saturday morning.

58:44Yeah. And we had a hash brown down there at a restaurant. It was called Tableau, I think. It is. The restaurant, Tableau. Let's see if you can bring up a photo of the hash brown. It was like a little baby hash brown too. It wasn't big at all, but it was thick. And I got, I've been doing this a lot when I'm traveling. I've been waking up, going to like a diner, hotel, bar, and just getting two eggs, sunny side up, toast, bacon, easy, boom. This came with a hash brown and that was a damn good hash brown. It was, it was this big it wasn't it wasn't even large but it was so creamy yeah it was perfect it was fantastic that's one of my favorite things is a nice uh just breakfast hash brown as well yeah the inside tasted like it had kind of almost been cooked in a sauna in a way it was very perfect it had a light what was the spice now you bring it up let's get that let's see that yeah i don't even know if it's like by it i think it's on the menu by itself it may just be coming with the i think that was the menu just go down yeah because i just got the um it was three eggs any kind i think it was tablou breakfast is what i got they don't even give yeah okay that's what it is tablou potato oh the tablou potato that must be what they call it they don't even call it a hash brown because it's too classy to be a hash brown it's just a tablou potato and boy was that a hash brown it was a hash brown there they are is that it yeah it was i couldn't it was definitely man and it had a i don't know if it arose me a slight slight chive just like a chive had wandered through and just left a few footprints nothing heavy yeah i mean that thing was classy i like that place to stay at it was that's i think clearly i could say the best hotel in vegas you think so the win and the encore are both awesome i love both i mean i'm not it's not that i really need much to like a hotel yeah like i like the resorts world there the resorts world is great resorts world's like its own little city they got everything in there they got great restaurants casino bar concert venue but um i'm not i've been coming around on vegas kind of i think it's okay i used to hate it now i'm coming around on it yeah oh i mean i think it's you know if you can if if if if the right things happen and it's if you can use it to for good you know i think it's perfect biggest mistake people think about vegas is they think it's like here where you could just go on broadway and there's a hundred bars and you could just walk into one and say oh i don't like this one i'm gonna walk to the next one vegas it's so spread out the hotels are you think the strip you think everything's next to each other it's so goddamn spread out like me my buddies at a bachelor party there two years ago and i was the best man so i had to run it you know when they say like nashville ain't ready vegas ain't ready vegas could not have been any more prepared they knew what they were doing they kicked our ass it was it was it's tough it's tough to do his whole plan especially when you're roaming around with 15 guys that's impossible yeah like thank you to alex and drew they let me bring in the chains let me bring 15 italian men to one of their shows and that was the highlight of the weekend but you can't bring 15 guys anywhere you I don't see that kind of troop support since World War II.

1:01:35I know. It was – and the Italians are on the losing side of that too. It was a bad loss. It was a bad weekend. But that was the highlight of the weekend. They did let us bring 15 dudes. Very kind. That's kindred activity right there. I mean that's one of the worst asks you could possibly ask somebody. Hey, do you mind if me who were not even that close come and bring 15 guys and bring 15 dudes? That's zero boobs and just 15 penises. Oh, man. That's like a fucking – It's not even like we said, oh, it's 15 of us. We're bigger than like five chicks with us. It's just 15 guys. Yeah. Oh, it's just a Dago invasion or whatever they call it.

1:02:09Yeah, exactly. We stormed the beaches. Yeah, just like storming the beaches of a fucking Bucca di Beppa, you know? That's what it is, dude. That's the Dago invasion. Can you say Dago or not? It's bad. I mean, we can bleep it out. No, say Dago. I'm not going to say it. I'm 75 % Italian. I'm giving you Dago. You are? Yeah. You get Dago. Wap Guinea What's that one Wap it like it's hard Have you seen that video No Is that an Italian video It's somebody It's an Italian person Who actually burned their hands On a castle And they just broke No Oh Guido's a huge one That's the classic Oh yeah Guido's alright Guido's not even real Guido's whatever But like Jersey Shore 2009 That was when Guido came in Yeah But Guido Wap Dago Guinea Yeah You have it I'm giving you the D words Oh okay Dude I was at a show The other night Some black guy Gave me an N word card Oh really Yeah It had my name on And everything He filled it out for me.

1:03:01It was cool. But I'm like, dude, where do you want me to use this? I mean, yeah, maybe at a Buc-ee's or something. But I don't think you can just use this anywhere. So I don't know. I saved it. I'm going to show it to somebody and see what they think. But I'm not just going to make any choices. I'm going to talk to my neighbors about it. I love that. Yeah. That's something. I think you got to like, you know, when you get a new apartment or something and they got to get a, they call for references. You got to get at least five references. Oh, yeah. Definitely, dude. You can't be one guy. No, I'm going to have to get Drewski to sign the back of it or something.

1:03:29Sign, but yeah. Somebody. Dude, I do want to talk about this I was thinking about was the perfect peanut butter and jelly. Ooh. I was thinking about that. I will say I don't have too much experience in the peanut butter and jelly game. I do love Uncrustables. Not really. You're like Uncrustable. Honestly, this may sound crazy. I do consider peanut butter and jelly sweet. I'm more of a savory guy, really. I don't like I was saying I've just been getting into the gems I have never was never really the biggest peanut butter and jelly guy like going like maybe brought it to lunch for at school a few times my big lunch growing up was uh like ham and cheese I've actually dined it for a good just classic ham and cheese sandwich yeah ham and cheese a little mustard oh yeah roast beef I used to do roast beef a lot but then by like Wednesday it was gray so you get you get roast beef for the week Monday fantastic and then it just dwindles as the day goes by roast beef gives up fast you I love roast beef, though.

1:04:26It's one of my favorite things. Me and my dad sometimes would just go to our local deli and get like a pound of roast beef and bread and just make our own sandwiches and a ball of fresh mozzarella. Fantastic. Fresh mozzarella, salt, pepper, mayo. Boom. Maybe some hot peppers if I'm feeling spicy. God, dude. Yeah. I think I just – I want to be – I want to like – sometimes I just got to get more engaged with my life. It's like I eat only two things every day mostly. You were telling us that the other day. What was it again? I eat a smoothie that's pretty good, and then I also do a quesadilla, almond flour quesadillas.

1:04:58There's these almond flour quesadillas that I really like. It's just like simple ingredients, nothing. And then cheese on there. It's that fake cheese, like the Mexican shredded cheese or something. And it's like plywood or something. It's not even real cheese or whatever. I mean, a lot of Mexican people will even use it as a construction, as like some sort of a base in a construction. Yeah, that's building block. Yeah. it's definitely like it's a polymer or whatever it's called you know anyway i'll put that and then i'll have some ground beef i cooked up and then another layer of cheese a little bit of sea salt another almond quesadilla thing nice i hope that becomes like the mcconaughey sandwich remember that clip that went crazy a few months ago mcconaughey was on two bears i think talking about how he makes a tuna salad and it just went crazy everyone was everyone was making the mcconaughey tuna salad ah yeah i haven't yeah i i just want to up my game and get some better recipes maybe i I would like to – maybe I'll get a wife that likes to cook or a girlfriend that really likes to cook and can take me down some different roads like that, you know, like a motherly type of girlfriend that's, you know, just like who likes to cook and watch – and our whole family can eat together or whatever.

1:06:03But – oh, peanut butter and jelly. This is what – my grandmother used to do this, and she didn't like me, but I do remember she made this for me a couple times. At least she made that. She would take a piece of bread – and I like wheat bread if I ever have to have peanut butter and jelly. because white bread just got something happened to it. The basic white bread, bunny bread or whatever, it just like, it's better when you're younger, I think. I've never done the wheat on peanut butter and jelly. I feel like if you're going for PB &J, you should just go for the white because wheat's supposed to be healthier for you, right?

1:06:32It's just brown white bread. I remember some of the healthy kids in school used to have the wheat bread. Well, my mom was crazy like that. My mom would never talk to us, but then make us eat. She would be like, oh, we're having lamb. My mom was very bizarre. She'd be like, yeah, she would have no communication with us. But tonight we're completely poor. But tonight we're going to have foie gras. And we'd all hope she'd be like emotional connection. But it was always like French onion soup. So it was just every time we're like. And it was like once a month she would do that. She'd come home from work like once a month and we'd have a babysitter who was either deceased or like couldn't even.

1:07:08We had this one day that I couldn't even talk. Well, I think she'd been in like a. I don't know if she had a stroke right when we met her or whatever. She did with us for two weeks. and I think she had a stroke like the day she got to us. And for two weeks, we had no clue. It was just like playing charades with this like sweet older black lady. We're like, okay. Do you know how old you were for that? I have no idea. I was probably fucking eight or whatever. Anyway, but my mom, yeah, that's how she was. She would like not talk to us, but then she would like get us together and she'd be like, and we'd have all these issues or like desperate need for affection.

1:07:39And she'd be like, but tonight, split pea soup with ham. and we'd be like nice alright so using the food to bond my parents have done that too it was so exciting dude oh for sure I'm surprised that shirt doesn't have some spare gorgonzola in the pocket you know yeah my parents used to fucking supersize me they would give me the supersized McDonald's and I was a kid did they? yeah that's crazy I know it's bad I don't want to make them sound like bad parents they're beautiful people but when I was a child I was having supersized McDonald's bad You were the fucking first Rizzler then. Yeah. Dude, I saw him that he had two Jimmy Johns.

1:08:18He's like, I don't even think I'm going to eat one at ease. I was like, all right, dude, do whatever. You can afford it. Live how you want, but still. But my grandmother would make, she would put butter on one piece. Nice. Jelly on top of that, and then peanut butter on the other piece. So one piece had butter, just spread butter base, and then jelly. And that was, for some reason, so good. beautiful it's already good and then you add in some butter and we butter's welcome to any party yeah and it was you know it's like normal real salted butter like regular ass butter oh that sounds so good not like that stuff it's like i can't believe it's not uh yeah the margarine yeah because even that's what i've been saying like when i've been having the jam at these restaurants i've been doing butter down first and then the jelly and it's it's it's good but i wish butter was zero calories that would make my life a lot easier but butter i always say if i could do a zero calorie food it would be rice if i could do make rice zero calories i would be pretty hot is it high calorie as rice it's not high calories like it's supposed to be good for you but i could just it's not like it's horrible for you but i could like eat chicken and rice every meal if i could i love chicken and rice yeah and then if you just grow chicken and the rice i think i think people consider rice remotely healthy though because everyone's all these skinny people in the city are eating grain bowls and stuff that's a good point it says right here while a cup of cooked long grain white rice is around 205 calories.

1:09:36A cup of cooked white rice typically contains around 205 to 242 calories. Brown rice doesn't really have that much difference. No, and people think it's so much healthier. That's a little life hack I do at Chipotle. I ask them for both rices, and then you get like double the amount of rice. And they do that? Yeah. Wow. That's one thing I popped in my brain one day. That's real good. I love Buzmati rice too. They just said that. There's this place in New York, Halal Guys, you ever had that? It's actually nationwide now. I bet there's one here. Basmati, I'm going to be up there next week. Yeah. What are you doing in New York?

1:10:06We got some podcasts up there next week. Cool. What day is? Hey, I'll be around. You will? Hey, if you want to get dinner in a nice Italian restaurant one night, we should. Dude, I'd love it. Monday or Tuesday? Yeah. I literally, wait, this Tuesday? This Monday and Tuesday? Yeah. She'll be gone. We have a Sunday in Charlotte. We're leaving on Monday. That makes me sad. Actually, Caleb just came and stayed with me and my family for two days in my childhood home, and I brought him to my favorite restaurant, and he loved it. And it's called Halal, guys? It's called Luigi's. Luigi's. Yeah, yeah. And it's in Long Island.

1:10:35So it's in New Hyde Park. It's right on the border of Queens and Long Island. So it's not too far from the city. It's probably like an hour, 45 minutes from the city. But it's right on the border of Queens and Long Island. Yeah, I bought Caleb. Bought like nine of my friends, my parents and Caleb. We went a few months, a few weeks ago. It's great. Oh, we owe them a visit then. I'd love to go there sometime. Dude, I went to this place the other day after one of the UFC fights. And I'm kind of named, or after the UFC fights, Joe Rogan invited me to go to dinner, right? So I'm like, oh, yeah, you know.

1:11:00So I got to go, and I'm definitely name-dropping, but it was just exciting. And John Anik and DC Daniel Cormier were there. No way. I saw Rogan post a picture of it, actually. Yeah. The guy's there. Yes. There was a place called Gaetano's. It was like in Henderson. Henderson? I love the name of Italian places not in New York. There you go. It's just named Gaetano's or Paisan's or New York Pizza. And Dean Thomas and the guy Nick, I think, was the owner of it. dude they gave me a uh they gave me a ravioli yeah it was just like a fucking it was like a shingle from the gods brother yeah like a shingle fell off a roof of a of a home of one of the gods a summer home and just traveled through a cloud of sauce and landed right in my jaw brother oh my god the way you're talking dude you're very good actually talking about food really yeah like the The way you were explaining that hash brown, that potato the other day at breakfast, I remember saying, telling you at breakfast, you're good at explaining food.

1:11:58Really? Yeah. Thanks, man. You're very good at explaining food. Ravioli, which is a nice little piece of cloud heaven. I like a fucking lobster ravioli. That gets me going too. I don't even know what was in it. That could have been anything. They could have had ground up pieces of my sister in there. I still would have loved it. It was just so good. It was so fucking good. It was so good. I couldn't even talk right after. I couldn't even tell the guy how good it was. I just suddenly like I just you know I was like my babysitter when I was young you know just at the bottom of the stairs just yelling loud single syllables because blood wasn't going to my brain oh man oh it's very stroke victim rabbi did they just bring out stuff they brought out a few things well Rogan had been there over the years and he loved this place right so he's like I want to take you to this place because and that's the Italian in Joe like I always I do realize that like anytime and been to dinner with him, he's always the one, like, no, try that.

1:12:49Like, that shit never leaves a real Italian day. No, that's my favorite. I love forcing people to eat food that they enjoy. It's a nice thing. It's fun to see people react in such a way. I love bringing them to places that they normally don't have. I love doing it. And yeah, Rugwin is Italian Jersey, I believe. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, Boston. Maybe Boston, I think. I think he grew up in Boston. Yeah, I know he did comedy in Boston. I'm pretty sure he grew up in Boston. But yeah, like it's just fun, just fun. Like I'm sure his reaction was great. So you having that lovely pillow of ravioli. But there'd be times like if I'd be at dinner with him, I'd be almost like skating, you know, like didn't know.

1:13:24Like, you know, because it's like those guys are like the UFC combat. I mean, they're like the dream team. Probably like the greatest guy since like Brent Musburger and, you know, whoever else that guy, Jim Valvan, whoever like some of, or Dick Innsburg, whoever some of those guys are. I don't know. Jim Valvan, I was a basketball coach. Stud though. From the neighborhood. I'm from Queens. Really? Yeah. Corona Queens. He's from Corona Queens. but uh who the great for a great for jimmy v legend there he was but um talk about anything about the great uh announcers vernon lundquist people love i love sam rose and he used to do the new york rangers he just retired this year he's a legend yeah he's met fantastic who's some other classics i love the dude um he does the horse racing i can't think of his larry colmas he's a stud he's a stud that would be my favorite sports call of all time was american pharaoh one of the triple crown really yeah and not even the biggest horse racing person it was just let's hear it can we hear that yeah i think he's i think he like sounds like american pharaoh is finally the one.

1:14:16And he does it. He does it perfectly. He's from another country? I think he's from America. I would guess. I hope he's all right. He's awesome. He's great. The 37-year wait is over. American Pharoah is finally the one. Yeah. American Pharoah has won the Triple Gron. Me and a bunch of my buddies were there. We were like 19 years old. Because we're 10 minutes from Belmont Park. So we all went. I have a video of it on my phone, like a phone video of it that I still have. It's sick. But yeah, that was a cool experience to be at, to see the first Triple Crown in 37 years. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's pretty incredible, huh?

1:14:53Yeah, to witness something that's just so rare like that. Yeah, it's funny too because two years later, me and my friends also went and there was another horse justified. We left before the race even happened and he did win the Triple Crown. So we left before the next one because we already saw American Pharoah. Once you see that, you're good. And those days, there's so many freaking people. It's packed. At those Belmont things? Yeah. There's so many people. It was so hot. so we were like we got it but good that even to beat the traffic we got out of here it's just so packed such a packed event there's like a hundred thousand people at the park and it's like it's like a lot of women that like it's like the new garden hats or whatever but now women will come in there with like the full guard like an actual you know a quarter hectic or on their head or whatever like a ufo on their head or something yeah some broad over here you know growing grapes off the back of her ball cap or whatever you're like this shit is insane you know it just gets a little too intense or the one yeah the lady the hat's so big you can't even get near her you're like who the who is that you can't even see your eyes yeah but the track's fun if you pick a good day like i like saratoga ever been to saratoga saratoga's awesome that's a real fun place upstate new york i think we have a show in rochester or something oh really that's like i think probably four hours next year that rochester's like up by buffalo oh yeah i've had some good times in rochester almost got hit by a vehicle out there uh walking home yeah that's where the Gronkowskis are from.

1:16:09Are they really? Rochester birthed the Gronks. Pretty sure of it. Wow. What a beast he is. Oh, yeah. I just saw Rob the other day, man. Yeah, it was so cool. Interesting. He's an unbelievable beast. I've only been with him the one time we had him on the show recently, and that may have been up there for one of my favorite videos we've ever shot. That's what Caleb says all the time. He was awesome. What is Caleb like as a boss? What is Caleb Preston like as a boss? It is funny, guys, because he's one of my best friends, literally in the world, So it's kind of odd that he's my boss now. Sometimes he'll get mad at me every now and then.

1:16:41Like actually the other day, we landed in LA. Me and Kelsey landed and we were both like, you know what? Let's go to Nobu Malibu for lunch. Let's take a little ride up the Pacific Coast Highway. And we went to Nobu Malibu and we were like, how quickly do you think Caleb's going to see this on our story and say, oh, spending that money, huh? Like spending that company money. And then posted it. And we were like, you know what we're going to do? We're going to pay for this ourselves. So when he says something, we have this in our back pocket. I wake up to a DM from the next day. He's like, oh, can't wait to look at this bill.

1:17:11And I was like, hey, bitch, paid for it myself. But we knew it was coming. So it's sometimes like that. That's the one thing sometimes that in the six months he's been my boss. He's very good at like giving a disappointed, like, oh, I knew you were going to do this thing to me. Oh, yeah, dude. I've certainly been like that, I think. And I mean, you have to because, yeah, you totally have to. Like there's no reason we should be spending 120 bucks per person on lunch. There's not a reason. So we paid for it ourselves, but we knew he would say something. Wish he should. But it's the way – he's very good at like sounding disappointed in me.

1:17:47And I hate when he's disappointed in me. Yeah, but also dinner lunching. It goes back to that issue. We were talking about that earlier. When people are dinner lunching, it's like what are you doing? Like it's a blessing I feel like to be able to dinner lunch, like to have dinner at lunch. Yes, of course. because that like Nobu Malibu, that's a dinner meal. That's not a lunch meal. Lunch should be a bowl, a bowl from Chipotle. But yeah, and we did it and he immediately, he immediately got on us. Not immediately, but that next night. Yeah, well, it's his job if he's the, yeah, if he fucking has to look at the books, he's like, yeah, we're not paying a$400 lunch here.

1:18:19For the record, great boss, big fan of your work, Caleb. Thank you. Oh, yeah. I owe that man my life. I always say that. Oh, well, yeah, dude. You always, he's the best, man. He really is the best. He's one of the most entertaining guys. there he's right there disappointed he's that was uh yeah he really is one of the best people in the world another good man lost to drugs on his thing i think that was when like that was what uh antonio brown named the cracker of the year he was very jacked up on that oh i love that yeah i love that's a great time but he's the best i mean him seeing him even just in person the way he just talks normally he's just so fucking funny oh so entertaining so unbelievable Like when I brought him to my house, he just kept telling me that.

1:18:59He just kept telling me I was unconsensually Italian-ing him.

1:19:05He just – he thinks of the most creative ways to communicate, right? It's like he almost makes everything into like this fun puzzle kind of. I think it's pretty fascinating. I mean both of you two. Like when I was sitting at breakfast the other day with you two, I'm like, what am I doing at this table with these two people? They're too funny. He is exceptional. And he – that's sweet of you to say, man. He is exceptional to be around. Every time I get around him, I'm like, fuck, I wish I could do whatever he does. And truly, I would probably say one of my favorite people to just hang with. He's such a great hang.

1:19:29He's the best. And I think that is, I always tell my mom this, I tell my friends this. I think the best compliment one could get is, oh, that guy's a good hang. And Caleb's great. One of the best hangs. Yeah. He's the man. Big fan of his work. And I also think he's one of the funniest people in the world. So he's on my funny memory. You're going to keep the job. You guys are a tandem. Well, look, I will ask you this. You've eaten a lot of ice creams over the years. Is that true? I've actually, I have been whipped creaming recently. I don't know if I should say this to the masses, but in an order to hopefully stay in shape, I've been doing whipped cream recently.

1:20:02In the bowl? Yeah, I've been putting whipped cream in. On Sunday Conversation, more whipped cream than ice cream? Recently, I've been doing some whipped cream, yeah. Because it's just, it's two tablespoons of whipped cream is 15 calories. And if I'm doing ice cream, I'm probably banging out like two pints. And that's like 1 ,200 calories and so much fat. It's horrible. Yeah, it's absurd. Like if I'm doing a big bowl and it's like two pints of like um yeah um ben and jerry's it's a lot of food that's a crazy amount of sugar and if it's in front of me i'm gonna eat it so i need to put whipped cream in the meal in the bowl because if i'm sitting there for 45 minutes i'm gonna eat it so i've been trying to do whipped cream yeah and hopefully it has not ruined the product of the show i don't think it has i don't think so i think that makes sense it's like dude you can't just be oding over there you can't have so much sugar that your eyes won't open far and actually i've learned eating ice stream it's weird it it's so much food but it doesn't fill you up like i'll be hungry right after we're done too and so it's basically just an extra 1200 calories in the day for like time for like well what a dinner after i'll just eat at dinner it's it's a good point yeah yeah well sugar doesn't really fill you up a lot of times i feel like especially um dude you know what i had the other the other day and we actually did do a commercial for them i think at one point it was these masa chips m-a-s-a did you get some of those trevin yeah i liked them too man they're not cooked with seed oils it's kind of like just like more of like a tangible chip yeah seed oil free to tortilla chips and at first i was like oh you know these are they're kind of like a hearty chip but then i had a couple i'm like oh it kind of fills you up a little it just doesn't feel like this addictive thing where you're just eating like 2 000 chips yeah you know sometimes you open a bag of chips and it's just like every chip it just has just enough nicotine or whatever to get you to the next stuff just gets you dude like like a french onion dip if i have one dip of french onion dip i'll sit there and eat it really fucking i love french i would never go near a french really always scare me didn't understand it i'm like a super bowl party like now i don't even let myself have one because if i have one i'm in for 100 it's french onion dip gets me big time there's some things i still get perverted over food wise and uh oh i don't think ever had this this uh packaged french onion dip yeah i don't yeah anything like those like cheese dips all that kind of stuff for like at parties those middle things in the middle the finger foods yeah that stuff always kind of creeped me out but the sandwiches that had the perfect amount of little mayonnaise a little triangular those ham on the white bread ah those bitches were good this may be just a food podcast now we're just talking food all day and i love it it's fine dude food's the best well it's never well they had those kids the foodie boys oh the md foodie boys they were legendary i just i'm happy they're popping off enjoying their food you know yeah and it's fun to be that age and to have something unique like that happen in your life for everybody like you know maybe they're not athletes and maybe this is their at this is their sport yeah that's cool too on the on the left there it says we're the baltimore ravens i know they're md foodie boys that must be cool doing stuff with that the raven facility good for them sure oh yeah chub perm delivering a speech oh it's perm that's what that comment says chub perm i think yeah i don't know their names that's cool like getting to go to the raven facility and everything if you're a Baltimore person?

1:23:05Oh, yeah. Oh, that's got to be fun, dude. Yeah, get to go to Raven's facility. Anything to get you in out of the fentanyl streets over there. What's up? Any safe place to hide over there. Their mascot should be like the fentanyl bird or whatever, and he's just fucking doing the fucking finny. Oh, man. What's one thing that you, like, when you did it, a cool experience you've had that you said, wow a child the child version of me would absolutely go crazy for this right now oh man i think oh i got to do the seventh inning stretch at the cubs game oh really that's awesome that's cool that was pretty crazy because it happened so fast and it was supposed to be a nice day and then cold weather came in and it was raining and stuff so it's kind of like a you know and then i was nervous and we'd had a late show the night before and then we just got into town um and then the game got postponed by like two hours just a lot of like little things just keep pushing it back yeah but then they're like yeah they kept pushing it back and that was the time i was going to be able to go get a nap in or try and get to a gym or something to kind of get ready for the show that night but uh yeah that was it that's cool i would have been absolutely terrified doing this like i don't know i don't even know how you like do you like do you get nervous or something like that because you're a performer obviously so you still get some you still freak you out yes that two hour delay would have killed me then i would have been terrified it was terrifying so i'm like what do i do right now then i was like well i'll just go home and take a nap now and then we got back barely made it up the stairs to get in there and sing it.

1:24:32You realize, first of all, right when you're about to do this, oh, it's not a song. It's kind of just like a poem. Oh, Take Me Out to the Ballgame? Yeah. Take me out to the ballgame. A one, a two, a three. Take me out to the ballgame. Oh, this is you singing? I didn't realize it was you. Are you trying to do like a Harry Caray impersonation? No, I just... You can't sing. It's not a song, is it? If I never get back, then we'll root. You know what's something I think you'll find hilarious? Can you look up Mets' seventh inning stretch? Lazy Mary. Yeah, so this is that... They do this in the Mets games after taking me back...

1:25:19After taking me back to the ballgame, they played this. Which is hilarious. the whole the whole crowd just does this it's unbelievable all right let's start this this is the little italian song of the bet game every bet game after the seventh inning strategy everybody does it and then they do and then they do a billy joel um then they do a billy joel sing along in the eighth inning i swear to god and you can't see it's just like this little like uh yeah it's a little like the italian emoji yeah yeah it's like the italian hand emoji like Good. That's a thing everybody does. Every game this happens and then Billy Joel plays in the eighth inning.

1:25:56That's hilarious. It's unbelievable. Yeah, I guess I should have done it better at the Cubs thing. I would have tried to just do a Harry Caray impression. I feel like that's all it would have been. But then you're like, I don't know. There's so many little things going through your head and you realize, okay, it's on and now these people can hear me. Because you can't be like, take me out to the ball game. You know what I'm saying? It's not a song. It's a slow song. You have to almost speak in slow motion. Like, take me out to the ballgame. It's weird. Let me buy you a drink. T-Pain should do that.

1:26:31Right. You know what I'm saying? If somebody did T-Pain like that, you're like, what do you do? It makes it a poem. T-Pain should redo Take Me Out to the Ballgame. He's a stud. We in the bed like, oh, whoa, whoa. Yeah, it's just – So it was just like a lot of learning on the fly, and then you're just grateful to be there, and you don't want to mess up. You don't want to do something that's going to disrespect the culture. Definitely. That's a big culture, Cubs baseball in Chicago. It's beautiful. That's one of the best vibes you could possibly get, a good day game, Chicago Cubs. It's fantastic.

1:27:04It's so awesome. I used to go. My grandfather was a big Cubs fan, and he'd watch all the games, and he would smoke, and then he had to get his toes cut off or whatever. But he, we knew all the players, dude. So you consider yourself a Cubs fan? I think I was a Cubs fan for most of my life, probably. I think at heart I'll always be, you know, I want to see the Dove fly, dude. I want to see, you know, I hope they dig up Sean Dunstan and freaking, you know, find out who killed him or whatever, you know, if he's dead. I don't know if he is. Is that just an old player? I don't know who Sean Dunstan is.

1:27:33Oh, yeah. I think, yeah, it's just a rumor. But, yeah, no, I love, yeah, growing up as Cubs, that's all I knew because it was like Midwest where we would just collect them and the Cincinnati Reds and the St. Louis Cardinals. I didn't even know other teams existed, really. Interesting. Yeah, that's so cool. Interesting to think about, too, like baseball. I always see people in Nashville, everyone's always wearing Brave stuff because I guess the Braves are just like the team of the South. I wish I'd never really realized. I wish they would get a WNBA team here. I think I would get out and – They announced an expansion today.

1:27:58Not to Nashville. To Cleveland, Detroit, and Philadelphia. But literally today they announced that. Me and my friends are saying they should bring one to Nashville. I think this is a spot to do it. Yeah. Nashville would be awesome. But yeah, I saw actually today Sophie Cunningham said, she just came out and said, I don't think anyone's gonna be excited about Detroit and Cleveland. But those are the three coming. Yeah, I'm curious to see how much they'll like that. I don't know. I would have picked Nashville as one of the places that I would have picked. I would have, if I had enough money, I would like to even invest in something like that.

1:28:26But then that's also kind of crazy. I could just be, you know, I could just be too big of a Caitlin Clark, Aaliyah Boston fan. So maybe I'll just, maybe it'll be an Indiana Fever fan from afar. Hey, we're champs this year, baby. New York Liberty. Y 'all are? Our first championship ever. Won last year. Oh, last year. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Stewie in the streets, dude. Stewie's beast. Inescu. That was so sick. I used to go to Liberty Games a lot. Did you? Yeah. I remember there was one time, I don't even think anyone knows this happened. One time the Liberty in like 2008 or something played a basketball game in the Arthur Ashe Tennis Stadium.

1:28:59And I went to it. Wow. Yeah. Because my uncle used to work at the post office. He would like run the group sales for the post office. So we would always get tickets and everything like for Ranger games. I'm a big Ranger hockey fan. So I love the Rangers. so that's how we would go to our ranger games but then he got tickets to this they played in a tennis in our tennis arena where they do the u.s open oh that's so cool and i went to that i used to go to um who's i love tina charles tina charles was awesome she was a beast and um yeah i used to go to liberty games a lot but now they used to play at the garden now they don't play at the garden they play in the barclays center and i never the barclays center is weird to get to yeah it's in brooklyn i've only been to the barclays center like five times in my life yeah it's fun people showed up for their parade last year yeah i think it's pretty sick yeah i love watching uh i mean i'm just such a fever fan i've gotten to like some of the other teams you know um i like the valkyries are the expansion team this year they're doing well the aces have kind of struggled so i think it's an exciting time in the league caitlin clark's kind of been in and out this year though so she hasn't i think uh their team is i think right at 500 right now they have a game tonight yeah i saw today they said uh the in league players voted her the ninth best guard in the league which is crazy but um there's some great guards in the league though too yeah WMA is fun.

1:30:05Anytime, anytime sports are on, I'm more happy. Yeah. Cause there's a guy, first of all, I'm like, I can't dunk. Right. So I can relate to all these women, most of them. And if they can, I'm not even like, get him out of here. You know what I'm saying? Like, so that kind of is a little bit much. I always liked it. I like college basketball. It's fun to watch. Like the women's college basketball too. I like watching Kayla. I mean, another thing that I love about her, she's also, whether she's, even while she's playing, she's also kind of coaching. Like she's just like on a couple different levels.

1:30:31she's so competitive um and i love alia boston she's like one of my favorite players uh there's so many i mean i could sit here and talk about the indian fear for a long time which is a little bit alarming and it's so odd to think about like i wonder how caitlin clark truly feels like she she's the whole league so it's kind of i wonder how you look at your mindset works in that in that frame of how you think like you're technically bigger than like your coach the like the owner of your team everyone you're just the number one person league how that affects your mind when you're trying to play it's crazy she must do it well i believe that she must do it well because otherwise it would be a catastrophe and it doesn't seem like it is in fact it seems like she's taken like the she's made the correct choice at so many moments where she could have like spoken differently or fallen for a lot of traps out there i'm trying to think in any other league if there's ever been someone that has meant so much to the league like maybe like wayne gretzky in the nhl in the 80s i don't really even i don't really even know maybe can you maybe otani right now to the mlb it's interesting yeah who's meant so much maybe joey chestnut Yes, if we're counting Joey Chestnut.

1:31:32That is the answer. You know what I'm saying? Or like... He was out last year. He didn't even do it last year. Probably no one watched. Because he's trying to deal with like a vegan hot dog company. So they kicked him out. Well, it was like live golf. He went and played. He went and played in Saudi Arabia. He took that vegan money. Yeah, dude. And first of all, eating pork in a Muslim country, I think, doesn't even go over well. But he's back to... Oh, Tiger. Speaking of live money. Tiger is obviously a big one. Oh, there you go. This year is extra special. Also, this will be a 4th of July episode, man.

1:31:57Have you ever been to watch him? No, never in person. I've never seen him in person. I would love to. I mean, he's a legend. He's a beast. But going to that on 4th of July, I can never imagine going to Coney Island on 4th of July. It's like an hour away from me. That just ruins the day for me. That's like thinking about, oh, have you ever been to the Thanksgiving Day Parade? It's an hour away. I'm on Long Island. I'm not going to go ruin my Thanksgiving going to that parade. I don't know how people do it. What do you, just to see balloons? I think, and the weather is usually, the weather has not been good for that recently, I feel like.

1:32:23But I think getting a go to, I mean, I guess, what do you go see Joe? I mean, I guess maybe the kids want to go see it. Maybe you've been married long enough. You're like, I will go watch this honky eat or whatever, you know? Like, I don't know, like, when do you do this? But also to witness a man, does it still seem like these guys are eating, I wonder? Or does it seem like they're just processing? You know what I'm saying? That's what I start to look at. I'm watching. I'm like, are they really eating these things or dipping them in water? They're hiding them and they're fucking, you know. Yeah, I almost wish they didn't let them do the water dip.

1:32:58Like right there, we're looking at it. Joey's eating the bread first and then just eating the actual hot dog itself. I would like it if you had to authentically eat the hot dog. I think that would make it more wholesome. It should make it feel better. Make it feel like it's happening the way it should be. Because this does feel like it's not scientifically right. Yeah, and it doesn't make you want to go have a hot dog. I think if I see, you know, like 20 beautiful hot dogs on a platter, I see, you know, they got a freaking Polynesian girl there, or whatever, you know, Thick Ruby, or whatever they call it.

1:33:27They all have these crazy names, you know? They're always like the Beef Viper or something, you know? Oh, yeah. Everyone has, yeah, they all have the crazy. Then there's the huge guys, these fat guys. And the fat guys can't eat as good as poor Joey Chestnut. It's wild. Yeah, oh, there's always a big guy. They just wheel him out there. And his nickname is like Nougat or whatever. You're like, oh, shit, here comes Nougat. And he's like the world champion of raw shrimp. Yeah, it's always, yeah. So everyone's the raw champion of something different. Yeah. yeah like oh this guy ate 40 cans of pringles dude and but if he's also in a neck brace you're like it that kind of seems like it's cheating just based on the shapes of everything oh man that's that's he has like a neck brace like an extended cab on like one of those african women you know you're like what's happening here like if people are removing their fucking ribs or whatever so they can like hide more food it's like what the fuck are we doing it's like the Yeah, it's the, what was the Marilyn Manson story?

1:34:21Did you ever hear that rumor, obviously? That he got his ribs taken out? That he got his ribs removed? That was a classic rumor. Yeah. Yeah, that was all over schools, grade schools. He's like my white whale to come on the podcast. Really? Interesting. Why? Marilyn Manson, the Pope. And I borrowed one of Caleb's white whales. Fat Joe? Mm-mm. Drake? Mm-mm. Caleb? You guys haven't had him. Ooh, who? But he's always wanted him.

1:34:51oh should i say it yep beetlejuice yeah beetlejuice is number one we could say it two more times and he'd show up you know what you're speedlejuice beetlejuice there he is yeah but uh what's up what the fuck is it beetlejuice would be so amazing yeah he's like the black nate diaz i feel like he's just like everything's kind of so crazy with him we we i think we tried to get him it's possible to get you can't get to him no his cousin like uh oh i we put in uh some cash with caleb to try to you know see if he'd come on and even do something together but he didn't want to do it yeah i think he said at one point i think one time caleb was telling me like he lives with his sister and his sister won't let him on so they were trying to like get her like she was like trying to get her a massage to get her out of the house and then go in and do it like under her nose imagine he wanders up to your bed you're in bed he wanders up the side of your bed you can't even see him you just hear his voice and see his like little afro at the front of the book because he's so little i think really trying to sneak into his house while his sister wasn't there to get beetlejuice on the show he's only three foot six he's like what are you doing he's like what are you what am i doing what i'm doing he's always like he's always like he's the only person who lives in like present and past and future at the same time he's the voice that we need in America right now.

1:36:08You know what I'm saying? He's kind of like the, I mean, I hate to say this, but he's kind of like the, like kind of the special Obama, like the mentally, you know, irregular Obama. He's such a God. He's such a God. Speaking of Howard Stern, have you ever come across Artie Lang? Have you ever met Artie Lang? He's a stud. I'm a big fan of his work. Oh yeah. I haven't heard about him in years. I would like to get to meet him. Yeah. He's one guy that walked by me one time and I was very, very starstruck really yeah i've been in the same room with him twice i didn't even go i'm like when i'm a fan of somebody i get too scared to even like talk to them i don't even say anything to him oh yeah walk right by me but he's such a legend i love him he has this great movie beer league that came out in like 2006 he made one of my favorite comedies ever and not many people know about it's awesome what's it called again it's called beer league it's a softball movie him and ralph macchio and they're just these dudes in jersey they have a softball theme it's like my dad and all his friends loved it all my friends love it it's a hilarious movie and um yeah one of my favorites i love varty lang wow that's cool have you ever have you ever met howard stern no yeah me neither no i think he's like still in his basement because he stopped doing a show for so long from in person he was like living in his basement for like three years because of covid that's wicked yeah this will be for fourth of july i have to pee really quick do you i don't i wouldn't mind peeing okay yeah do you think you had a um and we just peed we both peed we did Penis hurts.

1:37:30Dude, I have freaking. Penis hurts? Yeah. That may not be good. Been doing that. Touch, touch, touch. So feel bad about that a little bit. Ah. Whatever, man. Yeah, how was your, have you ever had a great 4th of July that you really like? A great 4th of July? I mean, honestly, this is going to sound sappy, but I love just hanging out with my pals. Like, I got great friends. I love hanging out with them. My buddies, my best friend Johnny's grandpa used to do a sick 4th of July party every year. And he has a really nice house on the water on Long Island. He would get a professional oyster shucker, like cigar cutters.

1:38:07I think there was a Frank Sinatra impersonator one year. Of course. I'm pretty sure there was one year. He's got his boat going on there. Just hanging out on the water with the boys. Yeah. That's good enough for me. That's a real good day for me. That is a great day. Yeah, some drink right on the water, just some drinks. Truly, I do think I'm happiest in my life when I'm having a few drinks and just in the water, just floating in the water. it's the greatest and 94th of july could do that it's nice just pool friends family yeah do you remember when we went to jimmy john's summer camp last year and we got to just sit in that place you guys were having some drinks in that circle oh dude we sat in that thing for like five hours that was so nice dude that was like that's my ideal day just sitting in the water is like i'm trying to picture how we could even describe it it was like a disc it was a disc float and then in the netting is like where we sit so it was almost like an aquatic pouch that we were sitting mean yes and we just laid in there for five hours like literally all day and it was fantastic it's like a kiddie pool that'll kind of that's bigger than that though it's like stronger sides and it'll kind of float around in a lake or something that was also the first time i jet ski was with you that was very scared i was very scared i'm really worried about jet skiing because if i fall off the jet ski i'm scared i won't be able to get back up and then i'm just gonna be stuck in the lake which i don't want to do but that was my first time ever jet skiing dang that's crazy man it's a freeing experience but they go fast they go real fast they go way first of all way too fast exactly and i'm a pussy like i can't do stuff that fast i'm horrible at that like i'm really scared of falling off the jet ski so i don't know if i'll do it again this year i probably will yeah i don't think i'm a pussy i just don't think that i'm a i'm not also not a um like magician or like a televangelist or whatever it is like you know i'm not like a um what are they called like I'm not like a punt returner of those guys.

1:39:51You know what I'm saying? You were spinning around on that thing. Well, yeah. You were making moves. You were hustling. You were on the other end of the lake before I even moved. You were buzzing. It gets going, dude. You were in Minnesota. We started in Wisconsin. Definitely, dude. I was crossing state lines on that thing. You really were. It was impressive. You could hear the walleye getting nervous, brother. Yeah, I'm trying to think of a good – Oh, dude, I remember this 4th of July when I was a kid. so this 4th of july i had went to my friend uh his parents took me to their they had a beach they had like rented a place in orange beach or something down there in alabama and it was like if you grew up in the south like if you went to florida or alabama like orange beach any of those places like uh panama city if you went to one of those places that was like going to the beach dude it was like very nice so anyway i went and they had blueberries i'd never had blueberries i'd never seen blueberries right so i was probably probably 13 years old right i'd seen like blueberry muffin but i didn't know you could just have blueberries like by themselves like freelance like just like a little square like a small rectangle thing of just completely naked blueberries independent blueberries yes i got you independent blueberries and i'd never and i tried a couple of them and i was like oh my god they're so good so i ate probably two of these little cagefuls of blueberries right So later I am I was like I'll just sleep out on the balcony Because I didn't want to sleep inside Because there was a lot of people standing over They had like family friends and stuff And I started getting like I don't even know how to say it Like pretty much like diarrhea or something Blue diarrhea I mean I got like my stomach had never had this before And so it was like it loved it But it also it had way too much I had probably I bet I probably had 440 blueberries So dude I was in I ended up just tiring off this balcony, like at a siding, because it was just flying out of my body.

1:41:50Off the balcony? Yeah. Just misting off of this balcony, dude. There was nothing else I could do, and I had to wash my legs with like a towel and a thing of water, and like, it was horrible, dude. Are you, can you eat blueberries now, or did that kill blueberries for you? No. I mean, it took me a while to get back, you know, to get back around to them, but, you know, it was kind of like, you know, yeah, at some point I gave him a second chance, but that was like one of the craziest things that were happening i remember was on fourth of july because i remember that some of them had been used to make like the fourth of the cake the fourth of july cake they'd been used for the stars on the like cake on the yes when people do that yeah absolutely interesting thing yeah blue bears i don't know how i feel about them but fourth of july great day it still made me nervous dude i remember it was happening so fast i had to like kind of i was laying on my side and the balcony rails were going up up and down you know i'm I had to hold on to one of the rails with both of my hands, dude.

1:42:45And you had to stick your ass through one of the holes? Yeah, or just get it close. It was horrible. It feels so bad. And there was a night security guy down there or whatever. Every now and then his flashlight would shine. I'm like, dude, what are you shining your flashlight up here? Like you're getting attacked by a big shit bat or whatever. What a bad day for him. You're going to make him deport himself. Oh, dude, he was very old. I bet he didn't even notice. Yeah, especially, I mean, if you're a security guard in Panama City Beach, you've seen worse. And it was like 300 feet of distance between me and him.

1:43:18So if anything, he was getting like a dusting, like something you put on French toast, you know. That's the worst, man. I hate having to poop. Ugh. So annoying. Well, I thought the other day, what if we didn't have to poop? Like, I know it's like a side effect of being alive or whatever. But imagine if we didn't, you could eat as much as you want. or if it never left your body, you could only have a couple things in your whole life because it would build up too much. Ooh. And carry around the whole life. I'd rather poop, but I would need to eat. I need to have all of that. But just so much anxiety, like when you're out at a restaurant or something, yeah, I got to do this.

1:43:54Oh, yeah. What's so scary? Like, my body usually lets you know if I have to poop when I'm at home. Oh, really? I think so. Nice. Like, I recently only, I mean, the last few years, I've only become one that can poop in public. I've always been a home pooper. Yeah. But now I've learned to do outside as well. Wow. Yeah. Not outside, but like. And do you remember the first place you ever vacationed or whatever? Ooh, first vacation? No, that you took a poop outside. I mean. Oh. I'm not saying outside. I'm just saying like. Oh, yeah. That you took a poop outside of the home. Sometimes. Yeah. The first place you took like a little.

1:44:32Like I'm always fond of like hotel. I mean, I got like a restaurant, like a gas station. I think it was like a gas station in Alabama. We were doing some sort of road trip for, um, it was called Barstow versus America. And it was like a 10 city road trip and we were on RV. So literally we had to. So that was, that was when I learned how to do it. It was like, but backwoods, Alabama gas station. And it was kind of, it was, it was fine. We got through it, you know, not poop shame. No. Yeah. I think especially like you just have to realize that everybody's doing it. You know, you, you have, you really, really do, but it's kind of crazy that everybody's doing it.

1:45:03I still don't believe it. You know? Thank you. It's crazy. Yeah, it's just as crazy as thinking that 260 million chickens are killed each day. It's, it's, I do like to do it though. It's awesome. But I never think of anyone else doing it, you know? Like maybe one night me and you were at dinner one night and let's say, go to the bathroom for five minutes. Is he freshening up or is he pooping? Yeah. I don't know. well the craziest thing is if you like say you go like if you have to if you try to poop at a high speed because you don't want people to think you're in there doing a number two right exactly that is very taxing on the system i think look that up is it is it even okay to kind of shit at high speed or whatever yeah i need to like chill for a few minutes i can't it's very hard to get in and out i need to chill well yeah because if you like pooping fast meaning having a bowel movement quickly is not inherently bad.

1:45:55In fact, it can be a sign of a healthy digestive system as long as it's not accompanied by discomfort or other concerning symptoms. Normal transit time, a bowel movement should ideally take a couple of minutes with minimal straining. Okay. But right. But okay. Then how long does it take to urinate in a restaurant or whatever? I'm going to say two minutes. But that, the pooping just said, let me see, 15 to 30 seconds to empty their bladder what where'd you get your bladder from dude austin powers sp 30 seconds is a lot of pee and i'm trying to pee more 30 seconds is a lot of pee you think it's less that's not dude i will read i blatantly i casually will piss for fucking 70 seconds i just heard you had a nice dream okay that was nothing that was a nice dream for like a few minutes that was nothing i could still cry after that i could pee so much that i can't cry for an hour really oh i'm a quick peer than I think.

1:46:50I'll put it all out. I don't even, I'm very, I love to, I think, pee, and so I won't even wear underpants that are really tight anymore because I don't want that added outside influence. All natural. Yeah, because it'll kind of tighten around your bladder, you know? I don't like that. I like to pee as God wants as I want. You ever done a poop on a plane? Sure I have. Not one that stands up. It's just so compartmentalized you literally feel like you're playing hide and go seek and having a shit at the same time. because you know you're just kind of like yeah you're talking about pooping on high speed that's what came into my brain immediately was that you're going 400 miles an hour that's a top speed it's about as fast as you could go in the world yeah that's crazy it is great planes are crazy it's so i don't even let myself think about planes because they're so even planes now are crazy how did someone even come up with the idea for a plane how did the wright brothers even do that and yeah in like nine what do they make it in like 1920 it was fun but the planes were shitty a lot of people died right out of the gate like there were like seven right brothers and we only know about two of them so is that actually true right there 1903 yeah so why did someone why did people even get on the titanic there were planes in nine years before i don't know that's a great question dude.

1:48:09Oh my God. That was nine years before the Titanic. Yeah, that's unreal. If you just hold out one more year, there'll be a decent flight over there. Wait, can you just look up the first transcontinental flight? Now I need to see when we finally cross the ocean. I'll be flying right above the Titanic, dude. You know what's another weird, crazy thing to think about? You know the Hindenburg? That was a blimp that just came here from Germany. They blimped from Germany. 1911! The first transcontinental flight of across the United States was made by Calderon Perry Rogers in 1911, taking 49 days with numerous stops and crashes.

1:48:50That doesn't sound like it was a successful flight. It took 49 days to get there, dude. Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn. Wow, anything taken off out of Brooklyn is questionable, dude. There's a lot of Haitians over there in the park these days at Williamsburg. There's a reason both airports are in Queens, LaGuardia and JFK. Oh, there's a lot of Haitians selling sex in the park over there that Biden let in. That's what I heard. I believe it. Oh, man. That's a fun fact. Oh, yeah. I just saw this the other day. Wi-Fi routers now tracking motion. Xfinity's new feature. Since the start of the year, Xfinity, a major Comcast brand for telecommunication services in America, has been notifying users about a useful new feature, Wi-Fi motion.

1:49:36It allows turning internet devices into motion sensors that monitor movement at home. I believe it. The other day I was in one of those Waymos. You ever been to Waymo yet? No, I've been in that. The self-driving cars. I was in one in Santa Monica. And they have sensors around them that literally the screen in the car, it not only tracks the cars around you, it tracks the people on the street. so like if you're at a stop sign and people are crossing the street you see little tiny people on the map crossing yeah like it mimics their movements like i guess it must be some sort of the same technology as that it's fucking terrifying yeah that sounds that sounds super terrifying they have that too in uh and in tesla's where you can see the people and even if it's a guy with dreadlocks something you see that it's kind of crazy like if it's a person carrying a bag or something but if the idea like i guess what are the concerns about this it says how's it how does it sense motion wi-fi signals travel between the router and other devices and anything between them can disrupt the signal wi-fi signals bounce around and the sensing area is not a straight line but an oval between the two devices so it's like if you pass like you know it'll just be able to know where you are in your home that seems really scary i guess it could kind of maybe be good for not health reasons but if people suddenly die like if they stop moving out of the blue maybe they could pick that up that's a good point you know like if someone trips and falls or something like an old person can't get up like at least notify maybe that would be a good thing but how many people are going to forget this this even happens they probably have it activated already in their homes they don't even know it and then there's some dude at a back call center somewhere outside of uh outside of toledo and he's just watching some hologram lonely dude just jerk call for like this is 600 times watching the silhouette just go up and down i mean let him have fun i know but the boys eat but and then he streams that to like india or some other country where they you know and then he you're basically being live streamed the hologram of you is being live streamed out it's just like i don't know everything's just getting too crazy dude it's yeah technology um i'm out on it i'm not a big fan of it yeah it's it's scary like we just had to wear these um metaglasses we wore oh yeah metaglasses to the ufc fight that's what we're doing there it was great but the technology on them are it's unbelievable what it does it's crazy like they they were telling us there's a feature that it could um like if you were talking spanish right now it could translate it in my ear to me yeah that's wild it's it's crazy the stuff that people are making is crazy i mean you have a cyber truck that must be you still have that right that must be insane oh it's like driving it down i mean dude some it's faster than an email sometimes would you floor that thing it's like dude you feel like literally you could send an email run get in it and drive to a place that you that you emailed and see if you got there right intercept the email yeah it's crazy it's something yeah it's like you could fucking land in somebody's inbox before a uh jpeg for sure um yeah but i think it's all just scary and there's no protection for us that's the scariest thing there's like i don't think our government wants to protect us at all yeah the ai stuff too i'm i'm ai is getting to the point where i'm the new villain in mission impossible is ai that's really the villain in the new mission impossible really and so i watched the last one i haven't seen the new one yet i watched the last one i'm playing and the villain because it's a two-part movie this is the second part that just came out the villain is ai it's really an ai villain like what do you mean when he's an ai villain like he's a what like what do you mean by that it was um like he's a computer yeah so the first scene i think it's these guys on a sub these army guys on a submarine and there's this there's this um i think it's maybe the russians or something they made this ai system and the system overrides it and like becomes its own entity and like killed like they're sending out a missile and then the system sends the missile back into them so all those dudes die and then it's like it's this ai thing it's like a ai monster it's wild fuck to the point where it's a mission impossible villain oh it's definitely dude it's getting to the point where all these like all like these like tech guys right they're all like trying to platform like i think they're all gonna they want to put chips in it it's all gonna get to the point where we they all own uh and we're they use us as their robot it that's what's starting that like that's where i believe that things kind of seem like they're going because you have a few tech companies they're going to start to own everything yeah so we're we're all going to be and they do they do too many insane things like my buddy tommy Tommy Smokes, this great guy, he fucking puts in obituaries for me on AI, and they send out, like, an obituary for myself.

1:54:13It's terrifying. I don't want to see my obituary. When does it say it? When does it happen? They had me doing, I forgot what it was. It was something in Vegas, though. What month? Oh, you died in Vegas? No, that was what it was like. Oh, it was found in his hotel in Vegas, I think. And it's like, I'll send it to you. He sent it to me. They made a long huge obituary for myself. January, that's when I want to go. Not this January. Yeah, because it's always a tough month, kind of. I feel like a lot has been fun, and then you're kind of figuring out the new year. It's a big football month. That's a good point.

1:54:44I think the worst month, which I wouldn't mind going, I'd like to enjoy a summer. So maybe, I don't really know. I love every month. Yeah, you're right. It's hard to find a bad month. Maybe April? April's kind of, yeah. I think you're right. There's not much happening in April. Yeah, we're waiting for the next thing. February. How's the new whip, man, from OnlyStands? Didn't you get a new car? Yeah, well, it lives at Caleb's. It's Caleb's, but I gave it to Caleb. Well, it's this, so it's literally a, it's a moak. So it's like a baby between a Jeep and a golf cart, basically. Okay. So it's a little tiny car.

1:55:18And the lovely lady lives in Florida, that guy for me, Bryce Adams. So I originally was planning on, I originally was planning on driving it back to Caleb's and just leaving it at Caleb's. And then you can't even drive on the highway with it. I didn't realize like how slow it is. It's like only goes 25 miles an hour. So driving from her house to Caleb's house would have taken legitimately probably like eight hours. And it's just super slow. It's very slow, but it's awesome. Honestly, me and Caleb have not been in Delray in so long. I haven't been able to drive it in a while. But yeah, it lives at Caleb's house now.

1:55:51So this girl really just bought that for you? Yeah, it was pretty awesome. It was definitely pretty awesome. And it's always been one of my dreams to own those things. Like they're so sick. The one problem is I definitely underestimated how slow they are. They're very slow. But driving around in it, driving around Delray Beach in it, put some tunes on it's a fantastic little vibe go to the beach i've gone to the beach with it twice so far and it's fantastic but yeah there's really no way i could even get it to new york i don't even know how i would go about getting it to home yeah and it wouldn't play well at home because like we have a great little beach town by us but i'm like 20 minutes from the beach so i can't even bring it there so i think leaving it at caleb's is perfect and then whenever i'm in del rey i could enjoy it and play with it and it's amazing and and it's a beautiful beautiful car i love it it's really neat looking looks like kind of a g-wagon kind of but it's like a small g-wagon yeah my one problem though is I couldn't figure out the seats for the longest time so I was driving around very uncomfortably I was like scrunched up in the middle of it yeah now I eventually figured it out though and it's awesome got bluetooth hooked up in there it's a great vibe it's just a good vibe for sure but then they'll be able to own it dude that in a couple of like in a year from now say you want to go somewhere but then the AI decides you can't no they're like nah come back you're out if you're working one hour you have to I'm just like that's what starts to scare me you think I have to you think I'm being scared too much Glennie I don't think you're being scary i mean everyone freaks out about ai ai is terrible like when you have this entity of a computer that could be its own being it's scary like the other day actually i was walking around in santa monica i walked past a tesla store and they had the robot in the window and it was creepy to see like you that's movie shit that's movie shit you don't see movie shit in real life seeing that robot in that window was terrifying yeah i don't need robots yeah just like god i thought we were having a decent time and everything's fucking getting weird i just don't And some people have the robots in their house.

1:57:31I don't know if I could live in a house with a robot. How could you live in a house with a robot? You know it's listening. The fucking Wi-Fi is now listening. The Wi-Fi now knows where you're moving around. Can you imagine waking up one night, middle of the night, and it's just in your room? It's just there. The robot's in there? Yeah, I'm saying. And it's been sitting up smoking. Imagine you wake up. It's had three A &W root beers. And you're like, wow. It's an abusive robot. Yeah. and it's upset about it because it lost at the freaking horse track you know what I'm saying there's just so many that you're like what is going to happen I'm out I'm out I think we're good though but the robots I don't know we're good I think we'll be good with the robots I'm thinking like 200 years down the line when they're in society kind of I'm just scared man even like that Xfinity thing say like that they can know where you're at in your home right just to think they know they know right and you're right if you're an old person you fall immediately one immediate pro right that thing is great but if you are um you don't want to go to work right and you say you're sick but you're not you're just at home building like um one of those houses a car it was some doing some fun thing doing a puzzle or something and they're like we know you're not sick you know i'm saying like it could get to that point where it's just like ever you can't even lie you know it would be nice to not be able to lie but it's also fun to be able to just make a puzzle sometimes or be by yourself yeah we kind of wi-fi ratting on us that's when it crosses that's what you would have i don't want to i don't want wi-fi ratting on us no we got to be you got to be able to do what's in the comfort of your own home in the comfort of your own home without the wi-fi checking us out yeah or if you said a bad word or something report you oh yeah someone said in the 400 block in the 400 block of long island hey what happened to that Long Island serial killer?

1:59:21You ever cross paths with him? No, but he legitimately, so my best friend, Johnny, he lives around the block from him. Literally, the house was around the block. It's 20 minutes from my house. My favorite Cajun restaurant is, he's right next to my favorite Cajun restaurant. This place, Big Daddy's, he's four minutes from. So it's terrifying to think about. He was doing, I just watched a three-part documentary on it that came out last week. He was just doing a New York City commute every single day. I would almost say it's not crazy that me and him have probably been on like the same train together or something before because he was doing the i'm on that same train line and he was doing the commute to and from new york for 20 years so i would venture to guess we were probably on a train together at some point which is very very scary to think about he's 20 minutes from my house and that documentary is it was i was on peacock i think it was a very very very interesting watch the gilgo beach serial killer yeah like this is so where he dumped all these bodies the gilgo beach this was my covid drive every friday during covid like there was nothing to do i would just take this ride down the beach like it's like a 40 minute drive from my house and i didn't even realize this is where all the bodies are and it's scary because there's there's no there's no businesses there's nothing there it's really just a beach and a few houses and it's a one lane highway and that's where he dumped all those bodies it's terrifying that's crazy it almost like doesn't even cross my brain of how of how simulated how simulated he was into like life like i did that i did that drive every friday during covid right now imagine you're driving it's hard enough to even pull over to change a tire or something like especially on a busy road and at night there's got to be he's got to i mean he did it there's probably no one around and the only thing you're surrounded by is water really because the one lane highway it's two lanes each way what a crazy world to live in yep that did you see i don't know this is too much dark of a topic but i've really been uh keeping up with it did you see they that co-burger guy took a plea deal today he's so he's not so he's just not going to get the death penalty he's You're just gonna go to jail for the rest of your life?

2:01:11Yeah.

2:01:40I'm not a fan of him. much he's a yeah i believe that i mean i'm a i'm a proponent of of the death penalty i believe that he i believe that yeah because here's the thing it's like we're wandering around with satan and pure evil amongst us right i know that people make mistakes and things happen right that i understand but sometimes we're wandering around with pure evil right and we're like hey maybe we should see how pure evil feels on a witness stand for seven years yeah i don't give a fuck if it's pure evil why don't you tell me that xfinity tell me just tell me who's pure evil that you know what i'm saying yeah i don't think we would ask ai that because i think it would probably turn immediately on a lot of its creators that that that one was about as bad as it gets that for i've been keeping up with that for the whole time i don't know why that really struck with me it's the cobra scary oh it's so terrible because so many i've seen the pictures of them like they're just they're just normal college kids yeah that's like just a crazy night out on the town it seemed like yeah normal normal normal friday saturday night whatever it was come home and they're probably all probably all still drunk and then they just wake up and this fucking nut job is here and the guy looks like a satan like a partner of satan or buddy of satan it's like we keep acting like these people that look like satan aren't satan like i love how people are like yeah that guy looks like he's not doing well that guy to me looks like a satan guy he's right he's horrifying he's horrifying that was i was like it was a because he got in there and wait didn't the doordash lady see him i don't know because i think it's seen and it's so terrible too because um i don't know who saw him i think he snuck in and then he went i don't know which child he went for first it's it's so scary but that was it was interesting to see how the police did that work because i remember everyone was freaking out like where is he where is he where is he and meanwhile they were tracking him for like two weeks which was awesome they got him in fucking pennsylvania that they knew and he also did a horrible job at it i mean they were seeing what he was up to trying to get yeah everyone was like oh where's this guy where's this guy and they knew the whole time so and then he because he also left that knife sheath there too yeah that was that was a creepy story it's so scary because so many times you've gotten home it's been drunk with your friend what's going on you wake up you don't even know things are scary enough you can barely remember yeah and then everyone was freaking out about because there were other two girls that were in there didn't say anything like they were i guess like caught up in their rooms they were probably obviously scared shitless one of them saw him i think it's crazy yeah all the little things that happen man it's so heartbreaking just the pain of the families go through and then i bet there's a weird part where you want to never have it be in the media but at the same time like you almost get addicted to watching the story unfold because you have it's all that's there of your child still in a weird way you know i don't know that might sound crazy does that sound crazy i don't think so you're saying about people talking about it in the news right because you want your child to be alive so it's like the fact that their name is bringing awareness to people yeah it's like i don't know but yeah that that was a story that really stuck cut me deep it was terrifying i did not like that yeah obviously well it's just like yeah how long are we do we just live amongst evil and pretend that we it's dudes like that and the dudes like this year like the long island gilgo beach killer yeah it's like i like we were saying like i i would venture to guess i've been on a train with that guy i would not be shocked if if i somehow could look i've yeah i could look up our train records i bet we've been on the same let's say train or cross paths when have you sat there next to him huh i actually saw a clip of a girl saying she was on the train he like came and sat next to her one day and she was like i remember that guy and he was like he said something very weird to her and then she just got off the train but even thinking about that like that that woman too is like just had a little brush with yeah true evil it's scary i met a dude one time um who his mom had uh rejected the who was the guy that killed everybody at florida state not dommer ted bundy was yeah i don't know ted bundy was florida state yeah ted bondy at the end of his whole deal he killed some people at florida state at a sorority house i think that's where that they busted him.

2:05:56But somebody had escaped him. Like, dang. Yeah, scary to think about. Even Son of Sam. Like, I remember my parents, my parents always tell me this, in like 1977, they say it was like the Summer of Sam. There's a Spike Lee made a movie about it even. He, there was one time in the summer, it was the whole city went blacked out and he was like free. People knew there was a serial killer. The whole city had a blackout and like they said, the whole city was freaking out because no one knows where he is. No one knows who he is. there's it's 1977 there's no lights like my dad said like him and his friends like walking around with like bats like just like trying to trying to find him like you're just gonna find the son of sam but yeah they said that was like one of the scariest days ever that's so and also crazy thinking this guy he's 24 he did this when he's 24 you think the guy looks like 24 years old yeah first of all yeah if i saw this dude i would immediately be like hey this dude's a serial killer he was a nut he claimed that he was like talking to his neighbor's dog and his neighbor's dog made him do it yeah oh dude a lot of times when people are like god i think that guy's a serial killer well hey check it out and see if he is okay you know i'm saying yeah you should be allowed to investigate a little bit yeah can infinity pick that up for us how about this infinity tell us where the fucking serial killers are that would help everybody out way more you know so that would be one more bonus of that whole thing yeah that's interesting thing that actually like all seriousness could that help with crime a lot i would assume right oh well i think one of the reasons that they're even doing like all this ice stuff where there are deportations and that sort of thing we're about to get into a surveillance state right and so you wouldn't even be able to be like technically illegal in america anymore like you can just see how they're just getting all the paperwork done like you wouldn't because we're going to show soon there'll be drones in the sky there'll be things there'll be a new system that is just monitoring us at all times know every know everything it'll know everything yeah right i mean we're already at were already granting that access to technology, right?

2:07:50There was a part in the big, beautiful bill. I think it just, I don't know if it passed both houses or the Senate and the Congress, but U.S. Senate passes Trump's sweeping tax and spending bill setting up house battle. So that's gonna be interesting. J.D. Vance was the tying vote or the tie-breaking vote, I guess. I think this is a bad bill after from what I've learned. Yeah, I don't know much about it, honestly. Yeah, it's okay. And I'm sorry for bringing it up. No, no worries. But I don't think that it's, you know, I learned one thing about these bills. There's these things called omnibus bills, right?

2:08:22So instead of there just being like one bill, and so everybody votes on like, hey, what do you think about this higher taxes for this tax bracket? And you'd be like, everybody could vote no one or everybody could vote yes. But they'll be like, what do you think about this? And that's just, that would be one bill. But an omnibus bill is a bunch of bills at once so it's like what do you think about this higher tax bracket um but also what do you think about uh we give um extra stipends to people that served in the military so you only get to vote yes or no though oh so that's how they get it so it's got to be a two for one is that's how they get the things they want right if you hear the military like oh i I want to vote for that, but then you're also voting for the other thing.

2:09:09Yeah. Interesting. And there's like seven or eight of those sometimes in a bill. And there could be, I don't even know how many, but sometimes there's a lot. And then if say you or somebody that votes against it, you're like, I'm voting no because I don't want my people to have higher tax. Sure. It's going to affect this thing of the military, but then the other campaigns will run commercials against you. He voted no on money for the military. I could hear those. Yeah. Yeah. All those shitty local political commercials. They don't say in that commercial, he voted yes on saving his people from, like, raising taxes.

2:09:39So that's how it's all done, dude. It's this whole fucking tricky system, and it's called omnibus bills. And anyway, I just learned about that. So it's bad. I never knew it. Yeah, I never knew it either. Yeah. Because it always seems like, well, why wouldn't they, you know? Because nothing ever gets done. That's what I don't really pay attention to. Nothing happens. Dude, shit so bad. Joey Chester had to come back to fucking America. He had to stop making his vegan money. Yeah, dude. Bro, he had to come back and fucking start slurping dogs again, dude. Oh, man. He was at Fanatics Fest last week killing it.

2:10:12Was he? Did you see him? Did you guys go? Yeah. We went to Fanatics Fest. We were with Meta again. We were rocking our glasses. And he had Todd Graves had him do a – it was Todd, Livvy, Don, Andruski against Joey Chestnut in a chicken tender eating contest. In a Canes contest. Joey Chestnut laps celebs in chicken eating contest. Sorry, Livvy. yeah I don't even know how many oh and they had DJ Khaled too he was against DJ Khaled as well oh dude you'd think he'd take one of those fucking wings out of his mouth for a second and speak up for his home country but no that's just who he is go on that's a funny image of DJ Khaled looking at him in disbelief they're gonna have taken those tendies he doesn't have to dip those tendies well that's the whole thing man dipping it into that was a fun that was a fun week that was cool I met like my uh like my childhood hero I was very very intimidated who was Henrik Lundqvist he used to be a goalie for the Rangers like he was like he's literally like still on my wall he's my number one person like ever and caleb is from north carolina doesn't give a fuck about hockey so if he eventually stopped he grabbed he's a stud he eventually grabbed him and was like dude i'm sorry could you could you come eat my friend for a second and i was like yes please thank god and it was it was one of the happier moments i've had i haven't i used to like go to the mall to like do his like signings lundquist yeah yeah yeah he's a beast when i was like a child like my first ranger game was like his second game ever when i was like nine years old so i've just always loved him that was a that was a big moment for me that made my weekend made my year that's magical man you guys just said the first round draft pick didn't you for the islanders did they had the first overall pick so i'm very anti-islanders oh you're anti-island yeah even though i live on long island like my whole family is from queens though so we're all rangers fans like i hated the islanders so much my high school i went to was down the block from the islanders arena and i didn't want to go to that high school because of that but i did go because my friends went but yeah i'm not a fan of them but love the rangers and love henrik so that was a big moment for me my heart's my heart's beating right now thinking about it oh yeah we walked by him like three times i kept hitting caleb henrik henrik and finally he did it that is pretty cool huh i was praying someone there like because one of our buddies was there matt who's a sports agent and he was there and i was telling him dude i gotta be happy because i got his my guy i'll introduce you i was like could you please introduce me at some point you're so like just be like hey this guy's a good guy but we didn't And Caleb just had to go up there.

2:12:23Caleb had to raw dog it. But thankfully, he did raw dog it. Well, sometimes you got to watch it. Dude, at the UFC fights. So I'm back. We were like backstage or something kind of thing. And this is a place you can go back there and get a coffee and use a restroom really fast. And you try to stay out of people's way because these are like the most dangerous guys in the world coming through. And you know. Getting ready to do their most dangerous thing. Yes. So I went back there and there was this guy. And I thought it was Stipe Miocic, right? He's like a famous fighter that just retired. and so I asked two UFC employees I was like is that who is that and they both said that's Steve Emiliochik right and I'd met him a couple times before and he had glasses on when I met him and this guy didn't have glasses on I'm like oh maybe he's just you know retiring and his eyes were getting better because he just retired maybe his eyes have been getting better since he's not getting beaten and beaten in the head or whatever so I went over and I was like what's up man you know how's retirement going and I kind of fucking I don't want to say tickled him a little bit, but I kind of went like that a little, like something I shouldn't have done, you know, or just like, no, nothing crazy.

2:13:26One hand. If you two hands. Grab a soldier. Yeah. Yeah. Like, good to see you, daddy. You know, welcome home, boy. Welcome home from war. And he kind of, he was like, huh? And I could feel it fucking get everything switched really quick. And I was like, what's up, Stipe? You know, how was retirement? And then that's when I realized it was not him. and his wife was right there and like i was like oh fuck i was like how do the people that work here not even know cross-reference twice two times to make sure anyway it was jan blanco blanco jan blancovich that sounds way scarier than steve and he was he ended up uh he ended up cutting me some slack about it he was and then he even made a joke about it later um but anyway yeah sometimes you're just like that's a scary thing sometimes about being around those places because there's some real...

2:14:18And I've never heard that guy's name. Jan Blachowicz, bring him up. I think he better. A UFC fighter that I don't know sounds scarier than a UFC fighter you do know. Ooh. Yeah. Like the hard-nosed dogs that the casual fan does not know sounds scary. Steve B, I've heard. Cleveland legend, I believe. Then look at just a general picture if you saw one and the other. Those are very similar. Yeah, similar enough. And both amazing fighters. Let me look at Blachowicz's history. Blachowicz his fight history real quick is he Russian I assume or Polish let me see oh yeah Polish power he fought Izzy beat Izzy yeah I think that's when Izzy tried to move up so he was a yeah dude he was former freaking light heavyweight champion Jan Blachowicz right there beautiful wife anyway great guy sorry Jan and Stipe I hope retirement's going well okay Stipe Cleveland legend I know that about him oh you do yes I know he's a Cleveland legend Dude, he can come out and support the freaking women's basketball team that's showing up there.

2:15:19Yeah. Definitely. Cleveland, underrated city. Yeah. Oh, dude. Cleveland is great. I love the mall that they have down there. Have you been in that old mall that they're ref - I think they're ref - Is there like a hotel in it? Yeah. I stayed in that hotel one time. Me too. Like years ago. Like 15 years ago. The comedy clubs have always put us up there. Like me and my parents had like a road trip to Chicago. We stopped in Cleveland and stayed at the hotel in the mall. Cleveland's a cool city. I like it. Underrated. Underrated place. It gets a bad rap. And Cincinnati. oh i think both underrated a lot of good people out there um well glennie man i'm just good to see you dude i think you yeah i'm excited to see what else you guys want to do in the world do you think you'd ever end up on a cooking show could we see you being uh the next um who's that guy not juan batista what's his name oh uh border here anthony bourdain anthony bourdain yeah i mean i love anthony bourdain i mean i love doing food shit that's my favorite thing to do i aside from And being a larger gentleman myself, I do actually enjoy food.

2:16:14Food's awesome. I don't like just eating it. I don't like eating too much of it even. I'm at the stage in my life where I like to taste. I'd rather every place I go to just be a tasting menu. Just have a few bites of each thing and get on with my life. But yeah, I mean, that would be really fun. I think me and Caleb may have to do the Airbnb idea. We've got to actually look into that. Yeah. If you had your own series of Airbnbs where people could go and they were like everything from you guys' vibes maybe, that'd be dope. Yeah. But yeah, it's been a good deal. I'd love to go down a black olive rabbit hole with you sometime Wow can I burst your bubble here I'm not the biggest olive person Really Yeah I'm a bad Greek I don't love olives What about black olives dude They've been through a lot I like black olives They're good by me I don't like Kalamata olives Those are gross Or February olives as some people call them But even like when I get martinis I love martinis now I get the olive I just have them there for the aesthetic I don't even eat them I just leave them there People usually feed them with a drunk girl at the bar there's always that drunk girl who said like 60 olives and she's just wrecked she's just spraying olive face she's just fucking spraying pavement relish in the fucking parking lot later on I'm going to tell you my last right before you leave the invention that I came out with years ago that's never been happened by science yet the olivecado an avocado olive child yeah enlighten me that's what it is because olives are kind of salty a little and avocados, they always had a little more salt in them.

2:17:40The Alevcado. Ooh. They've done food stuff like that before. They made - They've done all things. They do it with dogs. You know what? Can I give you a business idea that I've always thought about? I want your take on it. Fully clothed strip club. Hmm. I've always said I have two business ideas. Fully clothed strip club and fat only gym. Hmm. Only fat people could go. And then when you finally lose the weight, you could still go to the gym and you could be inspiration for the other fats there. Oh, I love that. And it would be like 40, you could wear a shirt. Every year you get like a necklace or something that's like 11 months non-fat.

2:18:15You get a picture on the Hall of Fame. If you lose the weight, you get on the Hall of Fame. You're in there when you walk in. And you'd be like, oh, look, there's Roger. He's still doing good. Like he's not putting back on, he's doing good. So I think that would be a fun idea one day, just do a fat-only gym. I love that, dude. Yeah. I think it's a great idea. Fat-only gym called Fogs, Foggy's Gym, fat only gym. Not a hard one. Because let me tell you, we don't like, we don't like, we don't like going to the gym, man. We don't like being seen by skinnies. It's horrible. Yeah, I think it's interesting what life is like and we're all carrying some different type of thing that makes us feel uncomfortable, you know.

2:18:52It's interesting. Yeah, especially just being at the gym in general. Like my friends, we're here actually, we were here like a year ago and they were all going to the gym and I was like, fuck it, I'll just go with them. Because I was hopping, I bought an elliptical on my house so I was got enough to go there we went to um you ever went to quantum over here I've heard about it it's like a hot girl gym like there's like all the all the chicks in there in their hot gym outfits and then there's all these bros and they're cool gym outfits and I'm there in like in N1 shorts and a fucking Mets shirt yeah and looking like an idiot and like and like it was weird because then like some people were coming up to me and like being like oh Kenny what's up and like giving me like a high five and almost like I could see tell in the way they're talking that it was like, like they were trying to like make me feel welcome at the gym because they know I'm not a gym guy.

2:19:36And that made me feel so weird. Like it was almost like, it was almost like, oh, like keep going, like good work. And I was like, like I was on the bench and one guy came over and fist bump me and was like, good to see you here. And I was like, oh, I was like, oh, this is like when an iron, like when, like when a British guy shows up at a dentist or whatever for the first time. Yeah. They were just trying, they were trying to be nice about it, but it was, it was, yeah. Good to see you. I'm not going to see you at church for the first time in a while. It's like, oh, they really just want to say, good for you for bettering yourself is what they really were trying to say in a nice way.

2:20:07And it just felt really weird. Yeah. That was my last time at a hot girl gym. You're always welcome here, man. Thank you, brother. This was fun. I've had a good weekend. This is the most time I've ever spent together. It is, dude. And I enjoyed it. Thank you, bro. I enjoyed it too, dude. You're a special guy in the world. And yeah, thanks for the support this weekend too. I was kind of going through it, but you were right there for me. Hell yeah. Yeah, dude. Glenny Balls, you can catch him with Caleb Presley on Sunday Conversation, and it's always out and about. And then he'll be changing the world, dude.

2:20:43I get scared easily, if you can't tell. Me too. I don't know what happened. You can catch him out and about in the world with Caleb Presley on their show, Sunday Conversation. Thanks so much, brother. Thank you, brother. And thank you for everything this weekend. And happy 4th of July to all. Happy Fourth of July, huh?