#624 - Sketch

29:17I saw you there. I don't know. I was riding on my bicycle today and someone just came up and was like, what are you doing here? Filming you? Yeah. Yeah, I think stuff like that's kind of strange. I think, but it's almost like I thought about this the other day. There's so much content out there that, like, I guess for you guys, especially as streamers, if you go out, you're in public, you're filming people, then it's not weird if they start filming you. Yeah. No, it's not like, I don't think any of it's weird. It's more of like, um, like, what'd you ask? Like the bad side effects or the good side effects or like the negative?

29:55Sorry, I have peacock brain. No worries. No, no, no. Yeah. What are some things that we don't see like about streaming? That's tough. Like, cause there's a lot of people like, I want to stream, you know, I want to be like, um, you know, I want to be the next Foozie or whatever. R.I.P. But it's like. Foozie's not dead. Foozie's not dead? No, he's reincarnated. He's jacked now. Sorry to laugh. You know Foozie too? I thought he was rip, homie. Dang. No, if maybe you're thinking about. No, this is him. He's jacked. Oh my God. He's alive. I don't care if he's jacked. Jesus, who gives a shit? Dude, that's the problem with young people today.

30:30like they don't even care if somebody's alive or that. Like he's Jack. I always knew he was alive though. He's thriving. He's doing better. That's not Montel Williams. What is on your algorithm? I would pay a million dollars to download your. On RIP, dude, hold on. On RIP him. Unripped Fousey, homie. I didn't know. I knew it was a couple of times he died at a mall. He'd like something. I knew there was, yeah. Somebody said he died near like a Build-A-Bear, like near a Bed Bath & Beyond-A-Bear or something. Has anyone ever started? A lot of those stores are merging. You know, there's a Bed Bath & Beyond-A-Bear.

31:00I'm like, what the fuck are we doing? That is a good idea, though, because then you just converge. It's like TV. Same five people own everything. Yeah, there's like a Bed Bath & Beyond of Baskin Robbins now, dude. And you're like, this is fucking, but you go in there, it's just a Build-A-Bear with sprinkles on it. It's nice, though. It's like you go to Target, you go to CVS, and you can go to Starbucks or something. Yeah, all in one, dude. You can go in there, you can roller skate, you can eat some... eventually weed's gonna be illegal everywhere and I feel like it's gonna be in CVS and every place is gonna smell like weed you think so?

31:35but dude how weird is it gonna be like oh look at these motherfuckers look at these po motherfuckers smoking that CVS joint you over to hit you over to hit dude that would be me I'd be in the fucking parking lot in a Walgreens joint with my wife dude I guess it's probably I don't know if it's expensive or cheap to make weed but it's gotta be cheap dude look at the people that sell it dude when you think about it like when you're growing up the people that sold it, bro. I had some good plugs. You did? Yeah, they were actually funny. We had a blind dude that would fucking sell it in our neighborhood.

32:08I had a lady that would pull up, and she had a menu of, like, pizzas she could make you. And she'd drop off the menu with whatever you wanted, and she had her thing fully branded. Oh, that's Houston, though. That's some Houston shit. That's Houston shit. Ooh, let's put these glasses on and be blind for a second. Look at these. Is this a blind test? Yeah, to see if you can do it or not. I feel like Alan from The Hangover

32:36How far can you see? I can't see at all My vision was still ass But I could see pretty You look like a three blind mice You look like You look cool dude You're trying to be cool and blind Don't be that fucking dude I'm not trying to sit back Dude nothing's crazier than that dude who's trying to be cool and blind, dude. He's like, he's trying to post up like he's not blind or whatever. That is, that's what you're doing, dude. I'm, if I had the money and I was blind, I would 100 % pimp out a cane or something, yeah. Would you have a C &I dog? I'd have four C &I dogs, dude. I'd be like that guy. Oh, like the dog that gets, oh.

33:18Like in the Iditarod, that race, you know? Yeah, with the Alaska. Like, damn, this motherfucker's seeing for miles, bro. I'd have five fucking C &I dogs. Two of them would be Cain Corsos. And one of them would be a cocaine Corso. You'd probably haul ass on those things. They're pretty fast. I'd be so fucking blind. I'd be a fucking boss. They'd be like, I don't even need to see, motherfucker. That's how dope I am. If you could pick one of your senses that you had to lose, which one would it be? Probably eating pussy.

33:51What was the question? Oh, my God. Well, if you could lose any of your senses, that would be the feeling of, I don't know, is that taste or smell or feeling? That's like three senses you knocked out right there. Look, you need a lot of them to do it like I do it. Oh, really? Oh, you got a Carnival Cruise buffet over there, huh? No, I'm just joking, dude. I have no idea, dude. I would probably lose... Well, let me see. First of all... Wait, so do you... Let's ask... Do you actually You get in there? Do I do oral sex or whatever? Oh, well You frame it like that You eat ass? Oh, whoa, dude Bro, you're fishing in the same spot What do you mean?

34:41Bro, I mean, I've had a little What do you mean? Like you accidentally Calm down, bro Me, calm down You brought it up Don't be the cool blind dude I'm not the cool blind dude Yeah, you are You put on glasses, immediately talked about eating pussy. No, I didn't. Yes, you're trying to out-ora-farming. No, I'm not oral farming, dude. No, I'm not. It's not oral farming. It's not. It's aura farming. Whatever. It's a good thing. Bro, whatever. It's like when someone thirst straps you. Sorry for interrupting you. That type shit, homie. No, you're good. We're good. Keep fucking with the motion. Oh, we're good, dude.

35:14I'm just kidding. That's a TikTok. Welcome to the internet. I haven't seen it, but I will say this, dude. I just want us to both be - I don't want you to be the cool blind guy. I'm not the cool blind guy. You look at you right now. Tell me you aren't the cool blind guy. I can't see myself. Do I look, pal? But, dude. Do I pull up to Dave's heart chicken? You think they're letting me skip the line? All I can see is myself, homie. That's where your energy is at right now. That's why you're wearing sunglasses inside. There's power in that. Yeah. Dude, these are wild, huh? Yours look good on you. I don't know if I'll take them off.

35:47What else can we talk about? Oh, you had a new Netflix show. What's going on with that? Oh, it was awesome. I just went to war with Johnny Manziel's ex-wife. Oh, was Johnny Manziel on that one? No, it was Johnny Manziel's ex-wife. And that was like the - He has an ex-wife? Yeah, her name's Brie Tessie. She does like a Netflix show. Was Brie and a chicken fry on that one? No, she wasn't. It was like the people that were on this show, it was like Dwight Howard, Brie Tessie, who else? Dwight Howard was on there? Mark Esty. Was he flirting at all with you, you think, or no? Um, I thought the casting was not by accident.

36:26Hey, I'm not going to read between the lines. I saw Dwight Howard. I was like, okay, these motherfuckers know what they're doing. Type shit. There was one time, I was like, we're walking around and Dwight said, somebody's like, Sketch, you got nice feet. And I was like, Dwight, you don't want to be in this clip. I don't know if you know, you do not want to be in this clip. Thank God I didn't make the cut But it was a great show It was a great show And honestly all the people I ended up fighting with Made this show I do like a little bit of drama On reality TV Zach Justice was there? Yeah You know Zach Justice?

37:08Bring up Zach Justice Let me see I can't remember if I do know him He's a YouTuber And he's really into script writing I love this guy He's awesome That's who I thought it was He's the best Well I guess He did great on the show I'm not going to say how it ends Every time I see him I just feel like I always want to spend more time on him He's a great guy He's interesting We're trying to think of a show to do together Yeah that'd be a great But you guys are so like People love y 'all You know On that show I saw that you guys Didn't have your phone for how long was it? For seven days. Was that tough?

37:53What was that like? Maybe schizophrenic almost. Not like, it wasn't that. It was like, not having your phone was cool. You got to like lock into the conversations. But like, the game in itself like made you kind of like, because you're cut off from the world. You can't really eat because the food's like shitty. And then like, they don't tell you the time of anything. So like you're, everything's kind of thrown off. So you could be eating a muffin. You think it's breakfast and it's 1.15pm. Pretty much. But it's like prison, the basis of the show is like, imagine there's 12 people locked in prison, prize point is a million dollars, and then commissary is like high-priced things that can upgrade your lifestyle.

38:33Okay. So that's like the basis of the show. But not having the phone, did that start to tap in at moments where you're like... I didn't mind it. I always wanted to play reality TV. I was locked in and I was like trying to, I was trying to get everyone voted off. That got me voted off rather fast. So it was fun. It was fun. I'm just not good at making alliances. Why is that, you think? Too much of a talker. And too much of an overthinker. And not enough water. Clearly not enough water. Bro, you got to fuel that bubbler, homie. It can't bubble if there's no water. We were limited to two drinks a night there.

39:11And it was one of them water? They were five grand apiece. Nuh-uh. Oh, she had to earn money to just buy it. No, it comes out of the prize pot. So if you want to relax, you've got to drop 10 Gs on the two drinks. Dang. That's what I spent my money on, though. I respect that. Well, it's not your money until you win. That's how I looked at it. Yeah, I like that attitude. It's not your money until you win. You've done reality TV. Would you ever do Survivor? No, I got asked to be on a show. I think it was Mr. B's show or something. I didn't go do it. I don't know. I just have so much. I'm kind of taking a break from doing stuff because I've just been kind of burnt out.

39:45burnt out on like doing content and stuff yeah just like uh touring and stuff really took it out of me yeah for so long traveling traveling can be yeah i just need a break you know that's what i need um but yeah that's pretty much been it do you feel do you feel better when you're at home or do you uh like do you like being does being home make you antsy like you want to be on the road again or how does it for me it's kind of like that it's kind of a mix i guess i think you know what's weird is like i attach a lot of my i think my self-worth probably to like if I am in like I think like if a woman is interested in me or not does that make any sense to you yeah but like in terms of like like like an actual woman right now or like in terms of like your job um no like an actual woman so I think it's like I start thinking like oh I'd like to you know I think if I had like a I don't know it's all weird to say it's like if I had a relationship or something I was really focusing on I feel like it would be more nice to be at home because then it's like something I can start to work on and build a family and that sort of thing.

40:47100%. But then since I feel like that's not really happening in my life right now, which I'm not trying to, I feel like I talk about that all the time. So I feel like I start to seem like I'm like whining about it. But so that part of me is then like, oh, maybe I should just go back out on the road. You know what I'm saying? There's nothing really. Yeah. Like trying to find, you try to find like. No, just because there's nothing like substantial here right now. Let me just go work. Let me just go work. Yeah. Keep your mind off of things. Yeah. But then also, that's a little bit of a trap. So, yeah, I think I'm just happy to be at home, let things settle, let things chill.

41:19Yeah, and that's the way you can wrap your mind around things too. And I'll meet somebody. Yeah, and give me a chance to wrap my mind around things. And even just to go to SEC games, it's like I didn't have a chance to do a lot of that for years. It was like, dude, I think I've gone to eight SEC games this year. Yeah. I'm going to go to three more before the season's over. I'll have been to an SEC game 9 out of 11 weeks that's insane that's like all fun and stuff so like when you do cool stuff you do a big show you feel accomplished who do you usually share who do you share that with for me sometimes before I had my girlfriend say if I met someone big I'll be like no way this just happened Like, is that, is that like something like, like in a lady that you're like looking for or like, or like, or is that something like you don't have or do you want or what?

42:17Like, so when you, when you say like share something, like say if I had a fun show, it is kind of weird. Sometimes you just get back in your dress room and you're just there and it's okay. Like, yeah, like my tour manager is great. And like, um, you know, the other comedians and stuff, that's fun. So we had that bond, but there are definitely times where it's like, yeah, you get back home and there's no one to ground yourself. Yeah, there's not that. Definitely, you start to miss having some sense of home, right? Yeah. And then you start to wonder, well, is that going to be something that's in my life?

42:44You know? And it's not like, yeah, I could probably find someone, but you want it to be a good fit. And then, yeah, can you get through your own hurdles and stuff enough to make something like that work? You think it's hard to date? Is it a hard dating pool? Or do you think you got high standards? or do you have like a guard up in terms of like just be with being like a public figure? Like you'd like harder to trust. No, I think I'll probably, I mean, I'll date like kind of just, I think I'm good at knowing who to trust kind of. Yeah. And I think I'm good at, you know, I'll try to just meet somebody here or there.

43:26Sometimes it is hard to make the time for it. Yeah, making time for it's definitely one of the hardest things about like dating and then where you, where you went and it's something where you have to travel a lot. Yeah. Cause then like, if you have an animal, who's going to watch the animals or like if who's going to, who's going to be on the fort. Yeah. Also like I have to realize like, I may have these expectations of things, but I have to let some of those go. It's like, you know, I think there's always been this part of me. It's like, Oh, it's going to feel like whenever I met somebody, when I was like 17 or 13, Like, you know, there's always this, this, this kind of like a romanticizing the issue, you know, or something.

44:04And then it's like, oh, well I might meet somebody this way or this way. And it's like, I'm always in a way kind of setting myself up for a little bit of being let down in those kinds of senses. I think just turning it over to God, letting, you know, just be like, you know, letting your person come to you versus like really trying to look for. Yeah. And let me find ways to just be in love with the world and being like, make, make the best like be a part of positive things like outside of like um what i want for myself yeah because i remember watching the clip of when you did the podcast with saul and like that that babe i didn't really ever want to like a relationship or anything vulcan oh yeah volcano or like i'm talking pronunciation but like when he talks about like having having like kids in like a family and stuff like that like that that stuff like uh i don't know it made me realize that i kind of wanted that and then i stumbled upon it so it was kind of got lucky but yeah was it tough for you i know like after like after the the the leak oh yeah or her oh dude i call that d-day and i call and i call the announcement or by apology the sketch of the union good branding it was good Oh, the sketch of the union address?

45:25Oh, that was hilarious, dude. You don't know what I did that day? It was like, I found out that night, the FaZe guys like came, got me. I remember that part. Banks called me. I was like trying to get to the airport, but it was midnight in LA, so there was nowhere to fly. So I was... And you were in LA? Yeah, so I was without family. So I was just trying to get back to my family. And then... Were they concerned about you or no? Yeah, they were the first ones I called. So they were like trying to see how they'd get me back. And then, like, my management group ended up meeting with, like, a PR person.

46:00They're like, you can kind of say it. Say hi. Or, like, try to do that. And I'm like, oh, I don't feel like fighting this battle. So I was like, fuck it. We'll go live. And just went live for 10 minutes. And that was the most viewers I ever had. We had 100 ,000 viewers. Wow. Sounds like, like, I feel like Kim K when I say that. But, like, that wasn't the goal. That's a lot. But it was, well, like, yeah. it was definitely I was I remember like when I cause I let it load for a sec so I could just I didn't want to like start and were you milling around as it was loading like doing like potentially low key gay shit while it was loading no I was pacing around ok I was just checking oh a wiener was the last thing on my mind I couldn't look at my phone it was everywhere yeah everyone everyone texted me like they were like stay off your phone I was like don't worry I know but they're also texting you on your phone yeah and they're being very but like everyone reached out to me Like it was like crazy amount of support I got.

46:53Oh yeah, dude. I remember everybody just a little bit concerned and just checking in. Yeah. Because everybody just wanted to know that you, they loved you. No matter what, everybody's done some fucking wild shit, you know? Yeah. And just happened on camera, I guess. But that was, I don't know that since then it made it easier for me to date because then I feel like I didn't have to hide anything or like, like, like more open. And you also, not like open. like we do crazy shit or something more like like like yeah not like you're another one of Dwight Howard's rebounds or whatever dude get Dwight out of this clip he's a great guy I think he is I'm joking dude I know I'm messing with you I'm messing with you okay dude I'm never serious I think it's funny I think it's funny I do think that casting was on purpose but uh oh they definitely oh there was there's a couple dynamics of the casting that like I kind of knew pre preloaded in when I was because I was the first one in like Zach Justice and this another lady had like a online feud and they were both there yeah they were both casted so I was like I kind of knew that right away I was like oh shit this is gonna this is gonna be interesting I was like let me sit back and watch oh that's fun dude when you can sit back and watch dude yeah and then yeah it was a it was a fun time though but yeah I don't know what was the question before the D-Day whole thing I don't even know I just remember we had kind of talked about that Cause it kind of had Oh yeah So the thing loaded And so then you just kind of said Oh yeah You just shared what was going on It allowed me to be more Yourself Like yeah Not like Like in a Like Fluid way More like I don't have to like Worry about Or like It's already out there So people like already know I don't even have to talk about it Like or whatever So it's like Did you feel like people Treated you any different after Or no?

48:47Maybe some people Some people not like a lot of people that like talked bad about me like have retracted since then because like I didn't make it about I don't when I didn't choose for it to come like I know I didn't post it online but I didn't like I didn't go drop it on my channel or something and then like I don't know that it was I don't feel like anyone treated me any differently especially talking about it we can not talk about it if you want no I don't care okay I don't care I didn't feel like you were uncomfortable because it links back even to our first podcast because when I told you about that prayer that was during that time yeah I remember that dude so that was why I was like I couldn't even talk about it then so I was like couldn't even open with you but now I can openly talk about it oh dude there's been times in my life where it's just like yeah I like and I'm sure it's like with a lot of people oh yeah Like, you know, like just like different – everyone has their different vices and stuff like that.

49:53Or like their different like things that they try to keep hidden or like, you know. Oh, yeah. We all have things that would make us feel – or that like for some reason have so much shame attached to them. Or they may have shame even though it's just like, yeah, it's kind of – it's odd that we live in a society like that where – Because, yeah, the truth is you'd probably want people to just kind of share so they feel free, you know? Yeah. But the amount of shame, I wish there was almost like a meter of the amount of shame we all feel like the things that are kept hidden, you know? Or the things that we feel we need to keep hidden, you know?

50:27Yeah, like shame is one of the, shame and like what, like being nervous, like the two things that are like, I probably struggle with the most that are like things that like you can control. But like also you can't control at the same time. like you feel the emotions but like you can rewire your brain with like your thoughts like but like at the end of the day however nervous you are it doesn't change the outcome oh yeah huh same thing with the shame like you can wear the shame you can feel so horrible about yourself but it's not going to really affect anything except for you yeah like other people people come up to me and show me love or whatever and I love them but it's like if I wore the shame like 24-7 like it wouldn't like it wouldn't do anything like I have moments but like yeah I think there's things where you feel like you have to wear the shame like I know when I was growing up I was so ashamed of myself um and I don't even know why I was probably ashamed of myself for even existing you know as a kid like I think I was in just such a place of like low self worth and of like nobody teaching me how to have any self worth about myself or ever even having a conversation of like what self-worth meant or what it even was so to me it was you know I just almost just felt so embarrassed to even be anywhere sometimes because of just kind of how horrible I felt about myself as a child yeah do you carry any of that still like do you feel like like do you ever feel like you're not I don't I think a lot of it's gone away I think some of it's just age getting older I think ayahuasca that kind of stuff helped you Really?

52:11Oh, yeah. Going to therapy, that's helped a lot. Therapy definitely helps me. Yeah. I started doing therapy. Well, I've always done a little bit of therapy, but I usually ghost him like a - Like the third or fourth time? Yeah. Then you're ghosting - I feel good. Then your therapist is with Sam and Colby trying to get in touch with you on a Ouija board after that? He's damn near. I talked to - I re-talked to - because I had a therapist before I started streaming, and then I have one now. And he was like, because of doctor rules, you can't tell people who you're working with or whatever. Yeah. And he said he saw me on TV one time and we wanted to tell his wife, but he couldn't.

52:53And I was like. He's like, look at this handsome little woman. Yeah. That's exactly what he thought. Look at this handsome softball coach right here. Bro, low key, you do. Now I'm really feeling it, dude. I could see you as kind of a white Filipino lesbian. I'm a little Mexican, but I'm not like... Is that... Sorry, that's the sound I feel like. Like when you open your little lesbian eyes in the morning, that's the sound that starts off. That's the sounding thing. Oh, my God. I got to change the way I dress. I've been getting a lot of shit for it. You need to do overalls? I'd go with overalls.

53:33No, no. Now you're trying to set me up. I'd go with a tattoo, too. If you were overalls, you would get lesbian allegations out of the wazoo. No wonder you love eating pussy. There's nothing about it. He's only talking about eating pussy. Bro, dude, all I'm saying, dude, you're way more of a lesbian looking than me, dude. Then you, get right here. What? And then from the back, too. Yeah, that's what I thought. From the back, that's your old trick, dude. No, that's not my old trick. No way, dude. Keep me out of that, bro. What I'm saying, dude, is this, bro. I'll say this, dude. You're way more...

54:12Dude, all you need is... You need to start getting... You'd have a tattoo that says, this pussy don't run on... Oh, my God. That is absurd. That's what you need. No, I'd have a tramp stamp for sure, though. Oh, yeah. I would have a tramp stamp and... What would it say? You have to have some wording above it, too. Use perplexity. Bring up the best lesbian tramp stamp wording that you could have. It'd be like... What do you call those things where it's just like, who's the red guy from Star Wars? It'd be like his tattoos. Queer, uh, d*** life. That's not it. That's insane. It says that? Is that what it says?

54:52Queer or lesbian prod symbols are phrased like d*** life or incorporating lesbian, trans, pride, colors, or hearts. Okay, so you could have a rainbow, maybe. Bring up some great lesbian Kind of What would you call them? Streamers? Just like something you would have on a tramp stamp If you were a lesbian Lesbian tramp stamps? Or lesbian bumper stickers? These are good ones Love is love, you are my today And all of my tomorrows That'd be a crazy tramp stamp to have Yeah I don't know if that's a tramp stamp You kind of need something more like I was thinking more of like a design like angel wings you would definitely be a bigger lesbian dude do you think if we were lesbians we would go on a date or not I feel like you'd ask you'd ask me out I don't know about that oh you're the one you're the one talking about it and you're taking me to dinner tonight oh yeah that's true I forgot about that yeah thank you thank you very much wow thanks I can't wait BLM homie type shit boy we're gonna take his Subaru We're teammates, huh?

56:01Right after practice. Bro, if we were two lesbians, dude, we would get a lot of chicks, I think. You'd think? I think we'd have a... Fuck yeah. We'd talk a good game. Dude, if we were lesbians, dude, we'd get the hottest twins out there. We would be the hottest twins. No, we would get the hottest twins. No, it'd be us, and we'd be the most sought after. We would win an all-lesbian unk-nephew contest, dude. That would be a good contest. We should probably try to run that one. Fuck, we would do great. God, we should have a fucking contest. Men that look like lesbians, dude. Isn't there something called Nambler or whatever that was that thing?

56:37Nambler? What's Nambler? What is that, a mint? No, North American Man-Boy Love Association. No, that's not it, dude. No! Oh my god! No, dude, no. No! Hey, hey! Dude, unlook! Speak of the - Delete the history! Whatever, for freaking Nashville Predators. I'm fine, dude. Nashville Predators. And that's something we need to have a conversation about, too, is who the hell thought of the branding for the Nashville Predators? I was like, that sounds like a scary movie. I walked past it, and it said, he goes, say cheese. I take it, and it says, go Preds. I was like, dude, that is not a good. You're one letter off of.

57:20Yeah, and what do you expect? They should have definitely like Predators getting free night or whatever. They're probably, they do do that. That's at WWE though. They should scan the crowd for men just sitting by themselves at the Preds games. It's like, now it's time for the real Preds. Make some noise. And they shoot just children's t-shirts into the crowd. Oh my God. And then it's just some guy like, look at this guy. Just by himself. And he's like, I don't know. Yeah. That would be a good. So they need to lean into that, I guess. You have to do whatever you can to get fans nowadays. This episode is brought to you by Netflix.

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1:01:16Oh, really? I am a... And he did all of like the Hulk like signs and stuff, dude. That is so sick. Bro, it was really, really cool, man. It was probably one of the best things that had happened. Yeah. You met Hulk Hogan in real life? Yeah, I met him when he was alive and uh... Did you have him on the podcast? I did, dude. Dude, that's crazy. It was probably one of the most special moments ever. We got to lock arms just because he was such a part of our childhood, dude. I remember when I was a kid, we felt just so like, I don't know. We just felt like such lowlifes. We were in this neighborhood, and it felt like everybody looked down upon us.

1:01:46We didn't have anything. But when WWE came on, dude, that was something. When NWA wrestling, because rich kids didn't watch wrestling. So for poor kids, that was our shit, right? So when that shit came on, dude, it was fucking like - What's in - What's NWA? That was National Wrestling Association. It was just a different group. Was that also the... It changed into... Is that the Ice Cube in them? Oh, it was also NWA. Yeah. In words with attitude or whatever. But Vince McMahon, he came out and did all of Hulk's things and stuff. Did all of his signature moves and the place was going apeshit. That was a really...

1:02:25And nobody even knew that he was there. And he came out of the back and everybody was just sitting in the pews. It was pretty special, man. Yeah, that's insane. After you went through your thing that kind of happened, did they have, were the, were sports teams still cool or was it weird? They're still cool. I mean, no one's acted weird towards me. Everyone hit me up like that was before then. I never, like, no athletes, like, really gave a fuck, to be honest. I mean, like, to a certain point, it's like, you know, I've only, you only know people as much as you know them. Yeah, especially like, yeah, like us, we just meet people and you don't really know what they're like, you know?

1:03:04Dude, but there's some of them that are so dumb. Like I've met Joe Burrow a couple times. That dude's cool as hell. Oh, he's great, dude. One of my favorite person in the NFL that I've met so far is Cam Jordan on the Saints. Really? He's one of the coolest, like, realest guys I've ever met. That's awesome to hear, dude. He goes to the line of WWE. Yeah. Or no, UFC. UFC, yeah. That's where I got to meet him at, dude. Yeah, that's where I got to meet him when we were at F1. Oh, that's great, dude. What made him so unique, you think? he's just very personable when you talk to him it's a real conversation like he's locked in some people you don't talk to as much but I got to talk to him on multiple occasions and like each time was like left thinking higher and higher of him like just all around solid dude I bet the St.

1:03:51Flocker room probably would say the same thing he's a special guy man he's very smart too bro he's really I don't know. He's been in the league for a while too. Yeah, he's been in there, man. And he just stays healthy enough to keep playing and Saints have had a tough time this year. Jesus. I know. I wish he was I wish he had I want him to win a Super Bowl. I know. Did he win one with Breeze? I think he won one. Did he? With Breeze? How old is that would have been like 2009. Is he that old? I don't know. What year is Cam Jordan in the league? He might be right.

1:04:53Cam Jordan has not won a Super Bowl He's sick, too. Oh, he's so sick, dude. And he's literally in the locker room. I'm like, why are you wearing all your Raiders shit? I thought it was Halloween thing or something. He's like, dude, we have a game in 20 minutes. I was like, oh, shit, bro. You used the college football schedule. You're like, what the hell are you wearing? I was like, dang, I just used my one Max Crosby answers your call. Have you seen his chains in real life? Bro, yeah, he let me hold one of them one time at a WNBA game. And you're telling me that doesn't make you want to get...

1:05:18Oh, it makes you definitely... Just one? One that says this past weekend? What if I got you that for your birthday? I don't know. I think somebody would... Rob you? Are you worried about getting robbed? If I have a chain, yeah. Hit up some percentage. Yeah. I do a couple of these when we go to the 7-Eleven. A couple of tuck underneath. Yeah. Oh. Tighten it up. Dude, my buddy Gianni, Gianni Paolo, bring him up. He's an actor. He was in... I think it's like Black Love or something. No, what's his show called? Oh, it's called Power Book Goes To. with Michael Rainey. Okay. And Johnny's great, dude.

1:05:59One of the best guys ever. Which one is he of all the... Oh, that's him right there? Yeah. Can I get up to sea real quick? Yeah, Johnny Paolo, yeah. Oh, dude, yeah. If you're a short... I gotta recognize him. Dude, that dude's sick. Bro, short-sighted lesbian, dude. You my dude. Dude, that's... Oh, my God. Short-sighted lesbian. You're that, bro. You're that fucking... I'll tell you what, I'm a nightmare on the road. They should take my license. I'm just kidding. You have a driver's license? Yes, I do. I can see cars. You just had to get up within three feet of that TV. Because I was looking at his jawline.

1:06:30That's why. What? No, I'm just kidding. I couldn't see shit. It's bad. It's bad. Bro, one kidney, bad eyes. Wait, is your kidney connected to your eyesight? Look that up. Dude, this is all making sense, Sketch. You have to get some water. Get him some water. There's one right next to him. Thank you, sir. There's always one right next to him, and it's always full. I'm a glass fool type of guy Kidney health is indeed related to eyesight primarily because both the kidneys and eyes share common risk factors and dude you're already down to one bubbler that's why you only have I'm gonna fix it the thing is you have one kidney right?

1:07:10as long as I make it to 30 I'm chill no I'm just kidding you have one kidney? that's why they thought when I was born with a birth defect and for whatever reason, the way I looked, they thought I was... Oh, for sure. Well, I didn't... Well, being here at Vanderbilt, you come and I was sort of asking kids their questions. I was like, what's your ACT? They're like, oh, 33. I was like, holy shit. One kid said he got a 39. He's like, if you get everything right, they just give you a 39. I'm like... If you doubled my ACT score, I wouldn't have gotten that score. Really? Yeah, I got like a 16 on my first one and then an 18.

1:07:4418's pretty good. Some kid in our... That's someone who's not very good at... Some kid in our town got a 20. 18 is not that good. Some kid in our town got a 21. A 21 is like, that's good. You have to get over 20 to get like, I think anywhere besides Arizona State or, you know, like one of your in-state type of schools. Yeah. It's competitive as hell. You know how hard it is to get in University of Texas? Pretty tough, huh? Well, with how big those high schools are, you have to be like a top percentage to get autoed in. So you have to be like top. Well, people need to go to trade schools. Did you ever think of learning a trade?

1:08:19Could you see me with a flamethrower? I would blow something up. Pull up the lighter clip I didn't even know that lighters could blow up I was just trying to get out of a camping trip and threw a lighter there if I had to do blue collar too You could do it dude. You would be a hell bro. My old job was blue collar enough No, you didn't Did you put the lighter in the fire? No, you didn't I should have. I didn't. I don't know why I did that. Did you? Okay, so the story behind that I was not trying to kill my friends I was trying to get out of camping Because when we planned out the streaming We were like, let's do a 24-7 Camping stream Out in the woods You're losing lesbian points right now by denouncing camping Go on Try setting up a tent at night And then try filming at night We had no lights We were just sitting around a campfire And it was cold as hell And I was like, if we lose our source of fire like we we can leave oh I love that did y 'all leave?

1:09:18we went to Waffle House grabbed a lighter and came back so I had to finish the night but it did dude yeah sometimes lesbian people they like the dark because they can they can come up and be like I'm a man you know they can trick you in the dark there's a lot of there's a lot of ladies that are stronger than me probably oh definitely dude I would watch you in some good physical competitions against some strong women like if I did a streaming series where I fought UFC ladies, I'd probably get my ass kicked. No, I definitely would. Holly Holm? Holly Holm's pretty hot, too. Angie's very tough and competitive.

1:09:55See, you're definitely the less... Oh, I'd let her kick me till I came, you know? That's a crazy thing to say, dude. We can't say that kind of stuff, dude. She's gonna get really upset. She's beautiful. She's gonna kick your ass! I know, I think she has a... I think she has a... If we go to these UFC events, too, we're going to get bitch slapped. Dude, we can't say that, bro. She's going to be – Holly, we're just – she's exceptional. I think you're awesome, Holly. I would take an autograph. That's what you need to start doing. You interview so many people. You should get – do you not gasp for, like, game-worn jerseys or anything?

1:10:34No, we're just doing an auction right now, actually. We're raising funds for, like, different places we perform. Sometimes they'll give you a jersey. Yeah. Like, we performed. And you'll sign that and then you'll auction it off? Yeah, we're auctioning it off. What about if someone comes on and you get like, say like... I haven't done that. I should have. We did make these like... We've got the Amish hat. That's a good start. And this is Louis C.K.'s book. That's dope. Did he sign it? He did sign it. I'm a collector, not a seller. Oh, yeah. In terms of that type of stuff. For sure. I would just...

1:11:06Yeah. Keep it. Some nice things that came in for sure that people have given us as a gift. There's Rainn Wilson's book Some lady made this real rat You actually read books or do you like Oh yeah I love to read Is it like a bedtime thing or is it a travel thing It's a little bit of both What is that? As a rat king That's a rat king? Oh my god that's sick Yeah some lady made that That is such a pimp name So that was pretty cool dude Dude what the hell I know that's real rat right there daddy Dude that is insane I need to think of a sick nickname I think it'll eat the cheese out your ass homie Well sign me up I'm just saying if you want that I don't know what you want We'll just have to relaunch I'm just kidding Is this the Rizzler candle too?

1:11:54I just noticed that That's when he blew out Rizzler's bonkers I've met the Rizzler Y 'all ever done a sleepover or anything? But he's like really cool though He's like talking to a man He's, well, he's six years old But he's like the confidence of a man Oh, there you guys are Dude, he's so sweet, I'll tell you this I was having a tough week And he sent me a really nice video Oh, really? Yeah That's a great kid This is what I think's gonna We were talking about the biggest YouTube videos ever And I think one of the biggest YouTube videos ever I forgot who said it But if the Rizzler did a You know how they do for like five star athletes like picking their college like the Rizzler picking his college like if he did that like on an announcement like a decision that'd be one of the coolest videos ever yeah yeah I would love to see him go to college dude I'd go I'd help him I'd tutor him if he needed it yeah if college is still around I know I don't know what's gonna happen there's a lot of a lot of AI college now you think he's kind of a wigger you think or not the Rizzler yeah um what What classifies, like, what would classify you?

1:13:09Just a lot of swag or something? Just being a wigger? Possibly. I think so. He's got something. He's definitely got, like, some flavor to him. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's got some flavor. He's got some flavor. Do you, because people classify you, I feel like, as a wigger. You're, like, one of the few that's kind of left, or there's kind of, like, this resurgence. You know, I feel like it's kind of you, Bailey Zimmerman. Bailey Zimmerman? Really? I just like wearing - Jake Paul, probably. I like streetwear and like wrap and stuff like that. Yeah, that's it. You qualify. But I'm from Houston.

1:13:44Huh? Jake Paul's from Ohio. Bro, people can be from - You think Wigurans only from one area do that? No, no, no, no. I bet they're from - They're definitely from everywhere. Bro, not only are you nearsighted actually optically, but your views of Wig is a hella nearsighted. Wiggers can be from anywhere, dude. You think Lewis and Clark were fucking Wiggas, dude? Houston, Houston's pretty, pretty diverse. Oh. You think Lewis and Clark? Bring up a picture of Lewis and Clark. Let's see if they were Wiggas or not. No. No way. Hell yeah. No. They're closer to lesbians. These are also paintings, not actual photos.

1:14:24Can we get real photos of them, please? Is that Sacagawea? Who knows? This shit is - Sacagawea is a pretty cool name now I think about it. look at these wiggers, dog. I don't know. Meriwether Lewis, homie? That's a, bro. That's the blackest name I've ever heard in my life, bro. And Willie Clark? Yeah, Willie Clark. Bro, come on, bro. They do have probably the best tandem name. That's probably the first tandem in American history. Bro, and you know they was out there looking for bitches, homie. You know that. That's exactly what they were doing. What do you get by going to the west coast? Scoping for chicks, dude Yeah, they're trying to get some bus Bro, they were looking It was only frontiers, dude Them bitches was out there They climbed mountains to get it So, yeah All you have to do is swipe Or sell out a show in Columbus, Ohio And then you just Right after it What about any of the FaZe clan?

1:15:24Those guys are all Wiggas, probably, you think? Adapt is Okay That's one um in probably uh yeah or probably more like tech wiggas maybe yeah can we say wiggas or not we can say it if this is your show I don't I don't I don't I don't you're here dude I'm just I'm I just you didn't say anything yeah we're just talking about it it is a term the first one was from our town dude really oh yeah shout out Brian Purvis dude who else Bubba Sparks remember him? Who the hell is Bubba Sparks? Is that someone from your hometown? College Park Bubba Sparks We ready They made that song? Yeah. Oh that's a great song Is Paul Wall Paul Wall That's not Paul Wall, it's Bubba Sparks But I know but Paul Wall would classify as Paul Wall White Paul Wall probably would yeah but Paul Wall is kind of his own thing man That's what I'm trying to look like when I get older Gang gang gang Paul is exceptional man but yeah I'm trying to think and some people might not think the term is legit anymore I don't know You know, when I was coming up, it was, and that's what it was, you know?

1:16:32Yeah, the dictionary, it's shrunk quite a bit. Rob Kardashian, that's one, probably. Rob Kardashian. I haven't seen a picture of him in, like, years. But he got a couple baby mamas in that. Birdman? Birdman, I believe, is black. I believe he's black. No, what Birdman are you talking about? Oh, you're talking about Chris Anderson. Yeah, Chris Anderson. Oh, yeah, definitely, dude. Machine Gun Kelly, maybe Good question MGK Kelsey, Travis Kelsey Yeah, I think so I don't know, Taylor Swift probably He might have converted Yeah, he might He might have converted He's just listening to Taylor Swift all the time Who else I'm thinking Kayfeg, Kevin Federline Pavia Pavia, yeah Yeah, dude.

1:17:28Pavia for sure. Does he have chains? Yes, he does, bro. Dude. Pavia for sure. How much is the Pavia NIL money? Does it say online? Bring up Pavia's chains right there. There he is right there with a couple chains on right there. Oh, tell him. I want him to toss those on me pregame. He's the best. Come out of there with a free chain. We got to get him to go play for Houston, man. Houston would love him. You know why? The Texans? Yeah. No, no, not Stroud. Oh, but Stroud's. But I'm saying this could be. Oh, but he could go in and be a backup for a few years, you know? Oh, probably a good start. Do you think he could start?

1:17:59I think I could. I think quarterbacks. Because he's 24, right? So he's kind of on the order. I think it's better for guys to go in and be backups, though. A lot of these guys, they get in so early. I don't know if it's great for them. Yeah. Well, the one that I think that shouldn't be a backup right now is Shredder Sanders. Oh, that's interesting. For the Browns. He's actually, dude, I've met him a couple times. He's sick. He is? Like, he's not cocky. He's, like, confident. Interesting. And like, he just, he like, he chills, like just listens to his own music and like all he cares about is football.

1:18:29But like, he, he's really smart. Like he, he documents like everything he does. And like from what I think he's going to do, he probably has something that he's going to be able to sell to like a, like an HBO and like, it'll be like his entire experience. Like when he, when he, when he films everything he does. Oh, so really, he's really locked in on like the creative side and like the tech side and the digital side huh yeah i actually talked to him um we were and he was asking me about because he was going to live stream his pro day and i was like that's actually a genius idea to kind of like own your own content and like that you know like why give it to some big big like like espn and have all the recruits come in put it on your thing make money off it like do your own thing yeah yeah it's like like it kind of a really smart idea but like the idea that he's like filming everything, especially with how the draft turned out.

1:19:23And then if he turns out to be a baller, which I think he will be, he's got that killer instinct. Well, I think it's great that he's not playing this year in some ways. This is just my job. I think he's better than Dylan Gabriel, though. Well, I think that they've definitely been having a tough time over there. Yeah. But I do think it's great that he's not playing. Let all that stuff kind of wash away a little bit, you know what I'm saying? Because there was so much hype of him coming into the draft and everything. And then have him get a chance just to be in that locker room. I think being in a new place and then also going right into the job seems very hectic, you know?

1:19:56And it's like one bad game, people would be like, rip him out and stuff like that. Get him out of there, right? That's what they would talk about, like how quick the turnover time is now, like quarterbacks and stuff like that. So I think if you can have more time there just to be in the facility, you know, to be in the venue and let people see who you are too. But yeah, I think Ty Simpson's great. I think he could be— Who's Ty Simpson? He's the quarterback for Alabama Sorry I'm back in college now But yeah I'm just thinking back in college now Yeah Ty Simpson Heisman frontrun So great yeah I mean he's really stepped into that job there It's exciting man They turned I did not think they were going to be able to Turn around that fast Because I thought NIL money was going to affect Because all the NIL money I'm thinking like a Stanford People like that are going to come out of the woodworks And be able to pay people But like Alabama just Still kicking ass Well there's just Bro you go there And they show you All the rings And like the history Of the program It really The glory over there Is pretty wild But it's where I think Like I wonder like If like Arch Manning's playing alright But if Arch played Like at a Played at a smaller school Like how How crazy A stat line would be Oof Like if he played in like The big The big ten or something You know Or he would He would have destroyed I think he's still gonna come on but he's gonna take a little bit more time yeah it's gonna be exciting to see what happens and the good thing is that he probably doesn't feel hurried he's been super patient about it he's probably enjoying his college experience which is nice and not every beat of it has to be so overwhelmed with football I bet it's been a great experience for him yeah I wonder how overwhelming it is though when they think that you're supposed to be the number one overall team going in it's like your first game like they expect you to hit a home run at the start.

1:21:49Right, see, that's that pressure of even being like a high draft pick in the pros. It's like, it's just like and then we don't even have a lot of experienced quarterbacks now. Because it's like, you either have these guys who have done only the guys that have done well, it feels like or you have just a lot of like guys that they just start them off so early. Yeah, and they cycle them in and out so fast. It's like, a good example of like someone that was cycling out too fast is like Baker Mayfield. Yeah. Like Baker Mayfield. That's what I think. If the Browns don't ever start, should work. they're going to look back and it's going to be like another Baker version where they had the guy, they go watch him be some other team's hero.

1:22:25So wild. But I'm still rocking with Stroud. I'm still, I still believe in Stroud. Has the organization been good to you over the years, Texans? Yeah, they've been good. It's just, it's like college football is a lot more easy to stream. So I've been having a lot more fun with that because I can stream from the sideline. Yeah. And I'll go like try to catch field goals and stuff like that. and then get a I don't know, the college atmosphere is a little bit funner too. Oh yeah, college atmosphere is fun, dude. Just even just the youth of shit is fun, dude. What do we do? How's the Vanderbilt? Like, because you've been to LSU and then Vanderbilt.

1:23:02One's got like an average GPA of like 2.5 and the other one is like going to build the next rocket ship. Yeah. Oh, well they'll be like, you know, in the Vanderbilt stands, you don't have like the kiss cam at some games or like the hot dog cam, and it's just a gay dude but it's just they'll have the different at Vanderbilt they'll have the reading cam they'll just find people in the stands that are reading during the game so it's fucking crazy you'll be like oh catch her in the rye you'll see a guy look up they go out there to study so there's a lot of that kind of thing like oh who's tapped into some John Irving oh Joyce Carol Oates I ventured into a fraternity house and then found out how smart everyone was.

1:23:45I was like, holy shit, this is... Oh, you get in there, they're day trading, they have a new hedge fund. People leave at halftime because there's a new hedge fund that just popped off, right? So it's definitely different energy at Vanderbilt. I think it's all new to them. It's interesting to watch a school kind of have this hysteria and at the same time try to decide, is this what they want for their school? What do they think about it? Because it's totally new. I mean, it's like... Like being good at sports? Oh, well, being good at football. Their baseball team has been amazing for a long time.

1:24:12The Vanderbilt Whistler? Have you ever heard of that guy? The Vanderbilt Whistler? Is that who it is? The Vanderbilt Whistler? You've never heard of him? Uh, uh-uh. He's a Vanny Whistler. Oh, at the baseball game. He's apparently the most annoying, well, I've been to a game. He is the most annoying fan in all of sports. Oh. But he pretty much, he whistles the entire game as loud as he can. So, like, when you're watching, like, the College World Series, he's, like, whistling the entire time. That's like my stepdad at a titty bar, dude. Really? It's like, dude, they know you're here. You haven't tipped in two hours.

1:24:47They know you're here. They do. Everybody funny. I went to, this is pre-my girlfriend. I went to like a - And then I want to learn how you met her. That's where I would love to find out about how the love took place and what it took to make it happen. But yeah, finish your story first. I'm sorry for interrupting you. No, you're good. I went to a place called The Rustic Frog. and it was like 2 a.m. and there was only like two fellas in there and the ladies were all probably in their higher 30s and it was like they were like throwing the ones like they're like paper airplanes at them. Is that the Rustic Frog or what is this?

1:25:26Oh, that made nice, boy. Oh, yeah, them cheeks glistening. Oh, is that it? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Hey, listen, this is a Louisville, Kentucky thing. Oh, yeah. I like that. Actually, I think it's in Indiana. You have to cross the river. Oh, that's over there in New Albany over there, Rustic Frog, boy. Yeah, I wouldn't drink the tap water. Oh, hell yeah. Well, I'll make that booty burnt. You feel me? Oh, my God. I don't know if you're playing. That's a little crazy. I wouldn't put my dog up in there. Yeah, that's some luck. And that's not for everybody. That's just a different type of CPR. Yeah, that's the thing.

1:26:04Try to resuscitate a puffer fish. I do, man. Oh, my God. Resuscitate a puffer fish. Bro, I don't know. That was the most random titty bar I've ever been to. The Texans aren't having such a great season this year. Do you think there's any chance that Aaron Rodgers would come play for them? If there's any chance, zero chance. He's still playing on the Steelers. He's playing pretty good, right? Okay, that's fine. I agree. He's doing great over there. Do you think, wait, so you did ayahuasca. Yeah. Would you recommend it for me? Yes. He did it and he's playing better. You recommend it for Sketch? For sure, dude.

1:26:45Yeah, you can't barely see, first of all. You're not even sure how many, you know, if you have, you're not drinking any water. Is it one of those things that like messes with your stomach at all? No, dude, you'll be fine. You're on the verge of a severe LGBTQ extravaganza.

1:27:06Lesbians know how to dress. Benefits. This is the most I've said lesbian in my life. No, I think it's great, dude. And look, if you go, I'll go, dude. I would not go be a lesbian by myself, but if you go, I would give it a shot. But you're halfway there. And you're the other half. With us, dude, we're one hell of a bad bitch. dang dude what does that say like benefits of ayahuasca significant reductions in depression anxiety stress and overall psychiatric symptomology helps people with treatment resistant depression increases mindfulness acceptance and psychological well-being even long-term after use may foster personality improvements linked to better mental health outcomes and you and you felt like that was what 100 okay 100 dude i think you would absolutely love it.

1:27:54I want to know what happened. How'd you find love, Sketch? Because you had been going through a lot. A friend introduced us. And you were on dates. I remember seeing you on dates. That was with, well, the first time we were here, there was a lady. Right, there was a lady here that you were on a date with, remember? That one didn't work out. That didn't work out, I remember. But there was like, there were times where you would see like, there was like, is on a date, like on TikTok, there'd be like, Sketch on a date, Sketch on a date. That was more for content. This one, this lady now, I met through a friend.

1:28:25She didn't know who I was. I didn't know who she was. And how was the first date? How did it pop off? Where'd you guys go? Went out, and then I got her number, and then we went horseback riding. Ooh. Yeah, it was pretty fun. And then - Was it scary? What was - I hung out pretty everyday since. Was it scary? Was there any moments during the horseback riding that were kind of interesting or kind of - Yeah, I like ate shit off it. Like, it was like, it was pretty hard to disembark, but like - You fell off it? getting off. Yeah. Yeah, but besides that, like, it was pretty easy. Like, just riding. And did you guys have a guide or was it just you two just milling around?

1:29:00No, it was like on a tour thing. Just out there, Lewis and Clark and like a couple of Wiggas out there. Pretty much. You guys just riding off into the - Just trying to find gold. Found a gold digger instead. No, I'm just kidding. Don't put that in the gold. Take that out. I'm just talking with you. She's awesome. She is. What are some things that you really like about her, man? what makes it a good fit? She understands me. She's kind.

1:29:28There's like a ton of things. She's like, she makes me better in a lot of different ways. Like, she just holds me accountable and stuff. That's dope. I don't know. It genuinely feels like a partner. So it's been fun. Did you think you would find somebody like her? Or was that a surprise feeling? No, I ruled it out. So I was just like, I'm just gonna roll solo pretty much my whole life. And then that happened. And then pretty much just hang out every day now. Wow. Took a best friend, huh? Yep, pretty much. Dang, bro! What the fuck? You want me to put you on? Yeah, you - No, it's your girl. No, not with my girl.

1:30:07You're the one talking about eating pussy. I said it one time, I'm fucked. But you, like, what do you want? Are you gonna go to Ruth Crips and eat pussy or Luby's? There's two different types of dining, okay? Dude, all I'm saying is, yes, I'm open to meet a good woman, dude. That's all I'm saying. Look, it's one at a time. It's like, things take time. I'll meet a good woman. It'll happen. Antonio Brown gets out of jail. It's my last question for you. Antonio Brown gets out of jail. Do you think the Texans could use him? I think the Texans could use Antonio Brown. I think they could. What's he in jail for?

1:30:48He's in jail for attempted murder, I think. Okay, it's attempted. Well, at least he missed. It's not him. I think... Is that him? Yes, that is him! Do you know what he did? Huh? Do you know what the story is? Uh-uh. He was at an Aiden Ross' boxing event and got in some scuffle with someone - Oh, I'd shoot myself if I had to go to that. Oh my god. Can we say that? But we went and - I'm joking Aiden, there's a joke. It's on video. You've never seen that? Mm-hmm. And he shot someone? Well, he like, he's just running in like kind of like, it's like an alleyway and you just see him like. Shoot? Like kind of shoot at someone.

1:31:25That's why I think it's attempted or whatever. But I wonder why it took so long. Because it was like cameras everywhere. If he gets released, right? Do you, would you, do you think the Texans should sign him? I think the Texans, if we have another losing season, should have a prison league and then we should sign them. And we should sign everyone that's in prison and do it kind of like the longest yard. Amen. And that's how we bring back the blue collar vibe of Houston because we lost it. Y 'all did? We lost it, yes, because originally Houston was an oil town. And what happened with Houston was everyone, all the oil money guys, like went and bought up all the rights to the seats.

1:32:07And now they don't go unless you're like 10-1. they try to sell the tickets they never sell them and if they do it's the opposing team so like all the tickets are owned by like like corporate oil oil and like corporate construction like so it's like you don't have any of the vibe of like like if you went to Pittsburgh like it's like like the vibe like you go to Green Bay like it's like the people like the Houston kind of lost that they lost their identity amen but we also had the Oilers leave yeah which if you're a Tennessee fan You know that they ended up here. Fuck y 'all for that. Hey, look.

1:32:44What about the fact they almost won that first season? That's crazy, huh? That was awesome. They're on a freaking throne of things that we have put together. And who, what was that last play? Tell me that last play. Oh, was that when they reached? Who did the reach? I know exactly. It was against the Rams. Super Bowl. Look up Tennessee Predators. 10-mile radius. Kevin Dyson Kevin Dyson That play is insane Yeah this is it right here Look at this This is for the Super Bowl Yep and y 'all deserve every ounce of Every ounce of pain for that You know what happened to us before we left? We went to the AFC Championship Three times and lost to the Bills Three times The Oilers did?

1:33:31Yeah Y 'all lost to them three times and then they lost three times Yes Oh my god Imagine getting beat by the fucking loser we've never gotten to go to the party. Damn. That's why when the Astros won, like Houston lost their shit. Wide left, dude. We also have the Rockets too. We're with Kevin Durant, so we're looking nice. Wide left, narrow. What are you talking about? Your penis size? Or what are you talking about? I was saying wide left. Or wide right. What was their kick? Oh, the, oh, the, when, who? Oh, wait, who'd y 'all lose to three times, you said? We lost to the Bills with Jim Kelly.

1:34:04Yeah. Wide right. Yeah, that's how they kept missing. god that's just heartbreaking times man that's just what happens that's life man you know sometimes you're just really close but you ever like who's your do you have a pro team New Orleans Saints when we said Cam Jordan it was awesome oh really they've had a really tough year so you so do you do you go to any games or do you do you like you watch them on Sundays or are you kind of like more like college I'll go watch the games but I've really fallen in with college football this year yeah me too you know I'm gonna go, yeah, I'm going to an Ole Miss game, went to a Bama game, went to a Vols game the other night, that was pretty great.

1:34:43Well, the other thing, too, that pisses me off is, like, NFL now, it's like, you watch it on 20 different streaming channels. It's just too much, it just doesn't, I don't know, sometimes it doesn't feel as much like, uh, I don't know, it used to feel different. Yeah, it's like, way too transactional right now. It feels - You wanna watch this game? Pay this. You wanna watch it without ads? Pay this. It feels very transactional, right? You want a$20 hot dog? And then That was just a question for you No No? I want a$2 franc Alright you can put it away then Sagan I'm still having change man I want that$2 franc homie Sketch man Thanks for hanging out dude Thanks for having me Yeah bro I'm looking forward We gotta grab some dinner Yeah Sounds good I'll probably get a little workout in here at home And then I'll come and link up with you Yeah it sounds good I'll probably You know just Get lubed up before that's what I'd call drinking oh getting lubed up but like that's what I said before everything happened now when I say it it sounds like a dirty joke that's the only thing I can't make as many dirty jokes without people thinking hey whoa hey that guy's one of us is he being serious right now dude what the heck man good to see you bro I'm happy that you're thriving I'm happy that you're still figuring it out outside of streaming is there other stuff that you kind of see like that you want to do like the landscape kind of changes a lot you're a creative guy you're like a one-of-one you're so specific with who you like you there's no other you right so do you find other avenues where you feel like this might be a good fit or do you feel like streaming is kind of it for now um streaming's it for now but i definitely like reality tv aspects um i like hosting stuff i like uh like hosting the streamer awards was fun i but if i had a dream like to be like like I want to be either in a movie or in a TV show where it's like like either The Office type vibe where it's like riffing and laughing all the time or like Step Brothers like I like how Will Ferrell and John C.

1:36:46Reilly yeah John C. Reilly and like Kenny Powers and stuff like that like I like the way that like when you watch their blooper reel like it's like they're just like shooting the shit yeah like that would be a dream role oh yeah dude or like to be able to like find something that was like to cling to. Or treasure hunting. What about that? We're actually thinking about something like that. Really? Yes. I can see that 100%. We're going to start doing geocache streams. You know what geocaching is? It's where you go hide stuff and people go find it. Geocaching is a real world treasure hunt using GPS enabled devices to find hidden containers called geocaches.

1:37:30Geocaches? Yeah. Wow, dude, that sounds amazing. It's really fun actually. Oh, bro, it sounds fascinating. So wait, so you - It's all over - it's all over the world. So how would you be able to do it? Like, give me an example of what that would be like. So you go on like a geocaching app and like they give you like the coordinates and they kind of like maybe describe where it's hidden and like you kind of have to go find it. Like it could be under a rock, it could be up in a tree. And who hides the stuff? Anyone? Um, it's kind of like a, like a, it's anyone. It's, it's like a, it's like a very community type thing.

1:38:03Like the people that take stuff usually replace it with something like, you know, like that type of vibe. So it's kind of like the burning man of treasure hunting. Like, it's kind of like you take, you put, you, you give back. Yeah. That sort of thing. It's pretty sick. Um, and so, but people can hide anything. It can be a poem. It could be money. It could just be something like a positive, like affirmation. It could be anything. Yeah. I'd be pretty pissed if it was a positive affirmation. It takes a while to get a lot of that stuff. If it just said life's good, I'd be like, it cost me$30 in gas, motherfucker.

1:38:32We're in California right now. Did you, uh, yeah, what would be a good reality show, dude? I'm trying to think of some good names. Okay, influencers versus the real world. Ooh. So you would take people and say, like, change a wind turbine. Like, you know how it's high up? to someone that's scared of heights, go like take an influencer that like, that's their, that's their fear or like take them and make them do like a dirty job of like, that's something like that. Don't, they don't like to do like change sewer or something like. And have them, have them go against the actual person that does that for a job in the real world.

1:39:06Yeah. Like either like have it walked through or like just something where it's like, because they're like, people always go like, well, they're like the streamer hurting harder than that. Like that rage bait question. But like doing that. Like what rage bait question? like there's a rage bait question that is streaming harder than a real job oh got it and like it's not because you just turn on a camera and chill but like usually those type of people don't have callous hands like if you're doing like blue collar work yeah you'll have callous on his fingertips just from hitting like you know I got calluses on his hand from rubbing my pecker too many times you're a pecker um Um, what was it another?

1:39:49Oh, are you smarter than a meth head would be good. That is, that's actually a great one. Is that a show already? I think there is a guy that goes around and street interviews. Or, dude, meth versus math, right? So somebody has to do math problems really fast before some meth head just chews their fucking arms and legs off, dude. If you found the right meth head, meth is supposed to make you stronger, apparently. Oh, dude, for sure, dude. Do you know how meth was invented? Huh? Do you know the Nazis invented meth? Oh, they did? Yeah, it was a Nazi invention to keep, because it lowers your appetite, keeps you up.

1:40:26And it was like a way, like, during World War II, like, to keep their troops, like, because they're fighting in Russia. So, like. Oh, that's a good point, huh? Right here it says methamphetamine, known as pervitin, during Nazi Germany, was first synthesized in a usable form by the German pharmaceutical company Temmler-Werke in 1937. it was introduced as a legal stimulant similar to coffee and quickly became popular for its ability to keep users awake and alert. Fuck yeah, dude. Meth versus math. Some dude walks into a classroom, huge math problem. He's got to solve it. He has 30 seconds before a meth head gets loose in there and fucking starts nibbling his fucking nipples off, dude.

1:41:04You're probably going to gnaw more than a nipple off. Oh, dude, yeah. A little bit. I think they talk about meth and that thing like they talk about Coke and Coca-Cola back in the day. meth was I've never done meth that would be crazy mom and dad yeah mom and dad never done meth yeah dude I'm trying to think of anything else that would be a good game like a good game show yeah like a good game show I think that meth thing would be good or anything else we didn't talk about I think we covered a lot of stuff huh we covered a lot of stuff you got anything else you want to talk about um no I think it's just like I think for me, I just like realize I just gotta let things be, you know?

1:41:47Just let this like, you know, you sometimes you try to plan, you try to think of this and you can have some planning and stuff like that. But just to take a step back and just let things be sometimes, you know? Yeah. Soak in the moment. Yeah. Just give things a chance to be a little bit more and see what happens. You know, it's hard for me to sometimes, uh, uh. Like, are you a person that you don't like a year? Like you realize the good times after you're out of the good times type? Like in the moment, like you're like. yeah I just I have so many like like just carrying different expectations or hoping this happens you know just like someone's just like hey men just let it be and just that God's got you here for a reason and that this is what's going on and that everything's gonna be okay even though you might have different ideas and stuff that everything's gonna be fine yeah you know definitely having faith is a big yeah so I think just working on that probably a little bit more is something that you know I'm like thinking about a lot yeah Bubble is here for you If you need anything Yeah thanks man I know that I appreciate that You always check in Like with some positive energy Or see what's going on So Yeah you FaceTime me In the sauna I appreciate that Yeah Pretty cool You were pretty You were pretty Liquid it up That was sweat That was a lot of sweat Yeah Lights were off too Hey dude I couldn't even get him to work Who gets in a sauna Without the lights working Dude bro That is I told him that's a bathhouse.

1:43:11That is not a sauna. The lights are off and it's a sauna. Brother, we've been in the same place. What's up, brother? That's a cock. No. You know what I'm saying? You weren't reaching for the door. Why is there so many holes? Holy shit. Here's what I'm saying is, dude, you remember the first time that you ever saw a tit when you were a kid or not? Not this first time. Or you ever touched a tit or saw a real tit? I'm trying to think of like the first time I saw a real one. When was that time you saw a real tit? Remember it? Like I've seen so many now. Oh, my bad, bro. No, not like that. Like we're just like, just.

1:43:53Fucking tit Ricky over here, dude. How many tits have you seen? You're Pussy the Platypus. Dude, I'm just saying I had a little. A little? Sounded like you had a lot. I had a whole mouthful. Bro, we had this kid named Reginald who had seen a tit, right? And people heard that he had seen one. And we were like, motherfucking Reginald. We're like, Reginald, what did it look like? And he could, he had like a little bit of like a stutter kind of, and he couldn't even fucking tell us. And we're like trying to shake it out. Trying to get the, we had a waterboard on him to get to. Draw that tit, Reginald.

1:44:28You know, and he'd be like, tit, tit, tit, tit, tit, tit. And with tit, you can't tell if somebody's stuttering or they're just saying tit over and over again, dude. It's like, it's kind of tough to know because there's not a lot of letters in it or whatever. Yeah. And he'll be like, damn it, Reginald, tell us what it was like. Do you remember the first one you saw then? Tit, tit, tit, tit. Or it was Reginald. Reginald saw it. And we were all fucking cornering. Dude, I remember the next day we saw him at school. We were like, Reginald saw a freaking tit. Reginald, you better get over here right now.

1:44:56Yeah, you got to show us. And Reginald, I think, was low-key gay. So he didn't. He shouldn't even have been seeing a tit, which I think is one thing that made everybody kind of upset. Like, dude, we've all been praying for tits. And Reginald gets it. The one guy that doesn't like it. The one guy that doesn't like it. The one guy who's like, oh, that's a small little tummy with a bump on it, you know? What are you talking about, Reginald? That's a tit. That's a succulent. God. That's a tit, tit, tit, tit. First, you just wanted to just fucking shake it out of him. That's a damn titty, Reginald.

1:45:27First dip of light, it had so much hair in it, it looked like a Venus flytrap. Ooh. And who was he? Who was he? No, he was a she. Yeah, sure it was, huh? All right. We'll see you guys in the future, man. Definitely. Are you talking about them in the future or us? I'm going to jump on your stream tomorrow, man. Let's do it. Help make some fun content. Yeah, I'm so down. I've never done it. The only other stream. You did speeds? I'm going to jump on. I got to meet speed. That was the first time I'd ever met him. So it's kind of a lot. He like showed up. Dude, his life's insane though. He moves like the president.

1:46:01It's insane. I mean, he moves like the president. speed had more he had as many people around him as I would say like when I saw the vice president it's insane like I went to a soccer game and we were in the same box and there's kids like and like he left at like halftime because there was kids like just below his suite just going speed speed speed I was like holy shit it was pretty miraculous to see but just to get to see say it Reginald just to get to see him and see what his world was like was pretty awesome and the fact that he came by it was nice of him that's just a lot of pressure doing that he was doing like a 50 state tour or something yeah he's awesome he's actually really cool I got to meet him a couple times yeah he seemed like a cool guy man I mean he was cool it was so quick yeah that's why I like when I do my streams or whatever I like to meet the people beforehand and just at least say hey yeah Yeah, because then it's like, you know what people like and don't like and that type of stuff.

1:47:05Yeah. Well, thanks so much for hanging out, dude. It's great to see you again. I'm looking forward to seeing you this weekend. Can I get a pair of those shoes, too? These? Yeah. Yeah, dude. These are awesome. You can't see, but these are great. Oh, really? Yeah, these are great, dude. I do like them. These are these new Jordans. Are these serious? Yeah, the retirement Jordans. These are fucking slippers, dude. These are damn frizz. Actually, these are some spaghetti sauce companies. You're going to find a lady in that? That's the problem, I think. I can style you. You might be right. Let me, if I threw a chain on you, you think that would work?

1:47:43Maybe. We do like that, and then suddenly I'm like wearing your shit. Yeah. Depends on which closet you go in. Yeah. Might come out looking like Wonder Woman. Yeah. Might come out wondering about men. Yeah. Bro, love you, dude. Love you, too. Thank you so much for just being alive and creating cool stuff. You're going to do so much creative stuff in the world, and I'm happy to be here to witness it and always hear if I can help. And thank you, too, for just being somebody to reach out and check in and see what's going on. Yeah, bro. Love you. Love you, too, man. It's also always fun to be here.

1:48:19BLM, dude. BLM. I'll see you in the Subaru. Let's do it. Love you, bro. Love you, too. Now I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be.

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