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Podcast Notes: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von - Episode #643 with Ray
Episode Overview In this episode, Theo Von is joined by Ray, a popular streamer and content creator from Taiwan. They discuss Ray's rise to fame, cultural differences between Asian cultures, and some humorous takes on various subjects, including aliens, dating, and streaming.
Key Topics
Introduction of Ray
- Ray is a Taiwanese streamer who gained popularity after meeting Kai Cenat.
- He discusses his background and how he navigates life in an English-speaking world with limited English proficiency.
- Ray humorously refers to various stereotypes about Asian culture and identity.
Cultural Discussion
- Theo and Ray share insights into the differences between Asian cultures.
- Ray mentions that Taiwanese people are generally friendly and open to interactions with foreigners.
- They discuss the perception of Taiwan and its advancements, particularly in technology (semiconductors).
Aliens and Humor
- The conversation shifts to the potential existence of aliens and their hypothetical characteristics.
- They explore funny scenarios involving aliens and how they might interact with humans.
Streaming Insights
- Ray shares his views on the streaming industry compared to podcasting.
- He emphasizes the flexibility and interaction that streaming provides, distinguishing it from traditional podcasting formats.
- The challenges of streaming, including dealing with online hate and maintaining high energy levels, are discussed.
Personal Anecdotes and Humor
- Ray humorously tackles stereotypes about Asian men and their physique.
- Theo and Ray banter about their respective experiences with relationships and cultural identity.
- They engage in playful racist banter, but in a lighthearted manner, ultimately celebrating diversity and mutual respect.
Future Aspirations
- Ray reflects on his unexpected success and expresses gratitude for the opportunities he's been given.
- There’s a discussion on the pressures of success and maintaining authenticity in the streaming world.
Conclusion
- Theo thanks Ray for joining the podcast, highlighting the positivity and energy he brings.
- They both emphasize the importance of living authentically and connecting with others regardless of cultural backgrounds.
Key Takeaways
- Cultural Exchange: The episode highlights the beauty of cultural exchange and how humor can bridge gaps between diverse backgrounds.
- Streaming vs. Podcasting: There's a discussion about the evolution of content creation, particularly the rise of streaming and its unique engagement methods.
- Resilience: Ray's story emphasizes resilience and adaptability in a foreign environment, resonating with many immigrants' experiences.
Notable Quotes
- "Life is about living life and being happy."
- "You can do whatever you want, but being authentic is key."
Additional Information
- Social Media: Listeners are encouraged to follow Ray on Instagram [@rayasianboy_](https://www.instagram.com/rayasianboy_/).
- Theo Von's Tour and Merch: Information about Theo's tour dates and new merch is available on his website.
Sponsors
- Celsius: A beverage brand promoting a healthy lifestyle.
- PrizePicks: A daily fantasy sports platform offering various player pick opportunities.
- Sonic: A fast-food chain promoting their $6 All-American Smasher meal.
- CarShield: Vehicle protection service offering plans to protect against costly repairs.
- Valor Recovery: A program supporting men dealing with pornography addiction.
Call to Action Listeners are invited to submit their funny videos and questions for future episodes via email or phone.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOBuying an Island?
1:49 to 2:36
Discussion about whether Ray would buy an island and plans for a streaming party.
“like your brand or anything that's popping for you?”
Cultural References
2:36 to 3:21
Ray and Theo share thoughts on social issues and cultural references like Epstein's files.
“So do you want to go that far and do like an island or you were just.”
Ray's Thoughts on Identity
3:21 to 4:28
Ray discusses his identity and the meaning behind his streaming persona.
“Yeah, I'm from Taiwan Thank you for coming Yeah And that we're getting all our semiconductors From you guys, right?”
Age and Experience
4:28 to 5:32
Theo and Ray discuss their ages, life experiences, and humorous views on aging.
“No, we think we're gonna have a good time.”
Racial Humor and Sensitivities
5:32 to 7:14
The two comedians have a candid conversation about race and humor.
“Half of the body in the grave I know bro Damn bro It's a waste up only You double my age You know that?”
Streaming and Podcasting
7:14 to 8:23
Ray shares his perspective on streaming as the evolution of podcasting.
“I have I don't think I've said I don't remember.”
The Evolution of Podcasting and Streaming
14:02 to 15:00
Explore the differences between podcasting and streaming as the future of content creation.
“I want to say thank you for coming, bro.”
The Early Days of Streaming
15:01 to 15:36
Discuss the origins of streaming and identify early pioneers in the field.
“Styles is considered one of the earliest, if not the first, gaming streamers.”
Discussion on Modern Streamers
15:37 to 17:48
Delve into the current landscape of streamers and notable personalities.
“I don't know if it's fake, but I've never heard about that guy.”
Personal Insights on Streaming
17:49 to 20:03
Share personal experiences and thoughts about entering the streaming world.
“I didn't know what was going on Wait so you been streaming?”
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Cultural Reflections and Humor
20:04 to 23:24
Engage in a light-hearted discussion about cultural identities and stereotypes.
“Chop chop Look at this little Chop chop Chip chop Chip chop Abraham Chinkin I like that I like that Chip chop Chip chop Okay Chip chop Cause it's more It's more It's more like I don't like ching chong that much Why?”
Conversations on Asian Communities
23:25 to 26:51
Discuss perceptions and relationships among various Asian cultures and communities.
“No, I'm just saying you got this shit flying out of me.”
Podcasting Journey and Experience
26:52 to 28:00
Reflect on the host's podcasting journey and experiences in comedy over the years.
“Oh my god That's my other uncle You know him Oh yeah, that's Uncle Roger Yes, that's my other uncle, bro Shout out to you, Uncle Roger Hiya Oh yeah What's his song?”
Podcasting Journey and Comedy Background
28:00 to 29:10
Explore the guests' experiences in podcasting and comedy over the years.
“Wait, have you ever, like, how long have you been doing a podcast for?”
Tech Manufacturing in Taiwan
29:10 to 30:20
Learn about the electronics manufacturing industry and job experiences in Taiwan.
“If you're Taiwanese, I bet you got 200 fucking phones.”
Taiwan's LGBTQ+ Progressiveness
30:20 to 30:40
Discover Taiwan's stance on LGBTQ+ rights as the first Asian country to accept gay marriage.
“You know, Taiwan is the first country Who accept Gay to marriage.”
Family Dynamics in Taiwan vs. America
33:48 to 35:10
Discuss family structures, traditions, and cultural differences between Taiwan and the U.S.
“Oh, like, like, like, like, like, with your cousin or without your cousin, like.”
Cultural Differences and Growing Up
35:10 to 37:54
Analyze the American childhood games and cultural practices as compared to Taiwan.
“They would play Probably They used to have a game called like You would throw a ball up in the air Whoever caught it was like a gay guy or whatever And then Everybody would like hit him or whatever Like corners?”
Health Choices and Lifestyle
37:54 to 39:46
Examine health routines, dietary choices, and societal norms regarding drinking age.
“You got pubes You feel me You got arm pig You're a grown ass man You can drink Age of 20 bro Who give a fuck 18 and 19 Probably nah But like 20 hours a year But I would vote for that.”
Chance Encounter with Kai Sinat
39:46 to 42:01
Recount a memorable meeting with famous streamer Kai Sinat and its impact.
“But that's, dude, if you could easily have a fucking, get some peptides, get you a little...”
Life in Taiwan and Personal Growth
42:01 to 43:12
Explore the personal reflections on life in Taiwan and the journey to self-discovery.
“His energy is through the roof Yeah, without him, I wouldn't be shit.”
Streaming Journey and Parental Support
43:13 to 45:30
Discover how the guest's streaming journey began and the role of family support.
“I didn't know I'm going to be a streamer.”
Cultural Perspectives and Entertainment
45:31 to 47:54
Discuss the intersection of culture, entertainment, and personal experiences in streaming.
“Did you see Crip Mac just got out of jail?”
Staying Unique in Streaming
47:55 to 49:58
Learn about the challenges of maintaining originality in streaming and content creation.
“Now, don't you guys have tigers over there?”
Military Experience and Life Balance
49:59 to 52:38
Discuss the guest's military experience and how it impacted their streaming career.
“You never know what gonna happen Do you run out of stuff to stream?”
Future Aspirations and Unique Experiences
52:39 to 56:00
Contemplate future aspirations including the desire to be the first Asian on the moon.
“And then Same shit going Monday, Friday School Saturday, Sunday Stream Damn Yeah I was a grinder at the time bro I was loving streaming at the time You were?”
Playful Banter and Assumptions
56:00 to 56:50
The hosts engage in a humorous discussion about personal traits and exaggerated scenarios.
“If they like If they just do it Like You don't want You don't want that to happen I would say I don't have an ass Or something I would say Oh Ray brought his ass You know You gonna snitch on me?”
Billion Dollar Backshots
56:50 to 58:58
A wild conversation about the hypothetical worth of intimate encounters.
“Hop on my stream Okay I ask him One billion per backshot How many backs are you taking?”
Cultural Differences in Halloween
58:58 to 1:00:40
The hosts discuss Halloween traditions and popular costumes in Taiwan versus the U.S.
“I mean, if he's not going to get me drunk or put some baby on me, I'll do it.”
The Art of Food Humor
1:00:40 to 1:02:42
A comical exchange about food preferences and absurd scenarios involving food.
“We do everything on the camera Right Oh, there's no lies There's no lies They see everything You're right You feel me?”
Life Questions and Personal Aspirations
1:05:37 to 1:10:01
An intimate conversation about personal life choices, relationships, and aspirations.
“Because I got so many questions for you, bro.”
Presidential Aspirations and Streaming
1:10:01 to 1:11:28
Discussion about the feasibility of being a president and streaming during elections.
“Could you could you be the president of Taiwan?”
Cultural Exchange: Meeting Leaders
1:11:29 to 1:12:14
A light-hearted conversation about meeting leaders and cultural representation.
“Do people in Taiwan, do they have a lot of respect for the, for the president?”
Media Appearances and Personal Choices
1:12:15 to 1:13:48
Talk about magazine features and the choice of working independently in the media.
“Yeah, you some say Um, look, chat I don't think I don't think that's Mandarin Oh, that's Cantonese, bro.”
Love and Relationships
1:13:49 to 1:15:26
A candid discussion about past relationships and personal experiences.
“But, I mean, I offer you to call me a chinchang.”
Racism and Cultural Humor
1:15:27 to 1:16:45
Exploration of racial humor and how it varies among different cultures.
“Yeah, in high school Dang, what happened?”
The Topic of Eating Dogs
1:16:46 to 1:18:31
Conversations about cultural practices surrounding dogs and dietary choices.
“Is it hard to read some of the like, there's so many things coming up, right?”
Family, Identity, and Legacy
1:18:32 to 1:19:53
A heartfelt exchange about familial relationships and personal identity.
“What type of dog I want Whatever dogs, it's cute Oh you gonna eat a cute one?”
Future Aspirations and Gifts
1:19:54 to 1:24:01
Closing thoughts on future aspirations and a discussion about gifts.
“I would tell people about my son I would wear a button I would wear a picture of you And a button on my shirt That's how proud you're gonna be?”
The Importance of Authenticity
1:24:01 to 1:24:50
Discussing the significance of being genuine and attracting the right people.
“You know what I think is that I feel like people like you, you don't feel like you have to put on for people that much.”
Gift Exchange and Tribute
1:24:51 to 1:26:07
A heartfelt gift exchange that brings memories of a late friend into the conversation.
“My friend, a comedian friend of mine, his nephew died in Australia.”
Sharing Experiences and Aspirations
1:26:08 to 1:27:19
Discussing aspirations for friendship and experiences while navigating cultural differences.
“And he's a, bro, if you ever get to meet Nate Robinson, bro.”
Life as a Streamer
1:27:20 to 1:28:55
Exploring the challenges and successes of being a content creator in the streaming world.
“Nah But that's the crazy thing Because y 'all's whole thing is like stand-up Because it just keeps going Yeah What's the toughest thing about streaming That people do not know?”
Respect and Honor for the Journey
1:28:56 to 1:29:31
Expressing pride in overcoming challenges and the journey of an immigrant.
“And visiting just, yeah, just an unk in the Unko.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Theo Von:Hey everybody, it's Theo Von here, and I got a question. When it comes to soda, are you really picking a zero sugar cola that you actually prefer, or are you just settling for what you've always had? That's the question. And I'll say this, when it comes to taste, I find that nothing beats Pepsi Zero Sugar. But you don't just have to take my word for it. That would be ridiculous. Pepsi has been doing blind taste tests for years. No labels, no brand names, just taste. And last year, they brought back the Pepsi challenge, and the results were clear. 66 % of people agreed and said that Pepsi Zero Sugar tastes better than Coca-Cola Zero Sugar.
0:47Theo Von:In fact, Pepsi Zero Sugar won in every market they tested. So if you're grabbing a Zero Sugar soda, go with the one people keep choosing when taste is the only thing that matters. Go out and try Pepsi Zero Sugar today. Let your taste decide. Today's guest is a streamer. He's a content creator. He's originally from Taiwan. Taiwan. He's got the spicy shrimp paste. You know what I'm talking about? He's that bottom ramen, you feel me. And I heard he's frosty on the hibachi. He's the lady boy. I mean, he's a ladies man. I'm grateful to finally sit down with the man that just won a reality streamer of the year.
1:30Welcome, Ray.
1:48Theo Von:Is there anything specific you want to talk about and go over at something that's for like your brand or anything that's popping for you?
1:55Ray:I'm looking to buy anything. I don't really care. You want to buy an island? Buy an island? What'd you say? An island? Sorry. I'll be down. I'll be like, I'm making some new shit.
2:04Theo Von:You can't buy an island. What do you mean? Not right now. It's not a good time. Nah, I'd love to do one.
2:11Ray:I'm making a new streaming Diddy party.
2:13Theo Von:You're making a new streaming Diddy party? Yeah, yeah. So, but who's, is it going to be kind of like, will it be kind of Asian only? Because Diddy, it seemed like -
2:22Ray:Nah, nah, nah. Everybody can join. You feel me? I'm not racist. Every racist can join. black, white, you mean Indians, Europeans, everybody can join. It's a dating party.
2:32Theo Von:I don't know if it's the best time because they just put out all those files from the um.
2:36Ray:Oh, from the Epstein?
2:37Theo Von:Yeah.
2:38Ray:Yeah, yeah.
2:39Theo Von:So do you want to go that far and do like an island or you were just.
2:42Ray:Nah, nah, nah. I don't want to do those things they do, but I want to make some new shit. Your own shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:47Theo Von:Well, have you been on the island before? I never been. They had a comedian that had been though. They invite you? No, I didn't even get an invite. I don't know. I have some mail I have an open. But I don't think I got anything like that Yeah I would like
3:01Ray:Wait, wait, wait, deal Yeah
3:03Theo Von:Quick question
3:04Ray:That's the intro That's the intro That's the intro? Like, would you buy an island? Yeah
3:11Theo Von:Oh my god, man That's what America's wondering Because you're the future, man The future now is like We're getting all of our semiconductors from I know that you're a Taiwanese I'm Taiwanese Yeah, I'm from Taiwan Thank you for coming Yeah And that we're getting all our semiconductors From you guys, right? All the car from PC. Yeah. Oh you Bro, that's insane man. I got for me y 'all have all of our ideas all the information is going through Taiwan now Yeah, it is happening physically. I think through you. That's what I'm saying like yes
3:43Ray:Oh, you know what I might be the spy, you know, you know, you know whose own fandom is Phantom Phantom
3:50Theo Von:Phantom like Phantom of the Opera bring it up What's that? Fiending with opera This was the guy What's that? Guy doing white face This was like an early kind of This dude was like Taking advantage of women And doing white face Or whatever
4:05Ray:Oh like he the Original Diddy
4:08Theo Von:Yeah yeah he was Yeah yeah
4:09Ray:Okay okay I like that I like that
4:12Theo Von:He was an early Diddy But dude if you If you did a Diddy thing Dude bro if you did a Diddy I don't know if people Are ready for it right now Do you think
4:22Ray:I guess if everybody's
4:23Theo Von:invited at least it's more that more welcoming to everyone now listen this is what i'm gonna do bro
4:29Ray:so boom you know did he got a big ass bed right big bed big bed yeah big bed yeah baby oil yes under tunnel he had a tunnel too yeah i think so yeah i mean i mean probably not that part but like but i'm gonna make a big bed everyone got lit drink for me hennessy you know that hennessy Yeah. Come out and play.
4:52Theo Von:Yeah. Oh, definitely. Yeah. So we're gonna do that. But then what?
4:55Ray:For me, shit gonna happen.
4:56Theo Von:You gonna have good music? No, we think we're gonna have a good time.
4:58Ray:It's like a party for real. Like we're gonna drink, get lit, party, dance, music, DJ, what?
5:04Theo Von:DJ or more like classical music? You think violin?
5:08Ray:Nah, nah, nah. That's an old shit. Wait, how old are you by inches? I'm old.
5:12Theo Von:I'm 40. I'm 50. I'm gonna die soon. 50? Yeah. Now don't say that you're gonna die soon I'm 45
5:20Ray:Oh my god Look at me Look at me from this side You don't look that Old or I'm cute But you look like 30 You're like 35 I feel young dude 45? Yeah
5:31Theo Von:Damn man
5:33Ray:Half of the body in the grave
5:35Theo Von:I know bro Damn bro It's a waste up only
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5:38Ray:You double my age You know that?
5:40Theo Von:Am I really?
5:40Ray:Yeah I'm 20 years old I just turned 20
5:43Theo Von:Congratulations man
5:44Ray:Thank you bro Congratulations to you bro Thank you All the success, podcast, feel me, and life
5:49Theo Von:I appreciate it, man Yeah, man And welcome, yeah, we got Ray, Ray Asian Guy
5:56Ray:Ray Asian Guy, nah, nah, just call me Ray
5:58Theo Von:Just Ray? Yeah, yeah, yeah You don't like Ray Asian Guy anymore?
6:01Ray:Nah, I like Ray Asian Boy
6:03Theo Von:Ray Asian Boy?
6:04Ray:Yeah, but I already like that, so just call me Ray
6:07Theo Von:Would you ever change it to like Ray Asian Man? Like, would that be the thing you think?
6:12Ray:No, it don't sound right It don't, feel me, it don't sound right Yeah Yeah How about you Your name's Tio Vong right Yeah Would you ever change to Uncle Tio Vong Or some shit Maybe Or like Uncle Tio Vong The country guy
6:26Theo Von:Oh maybe so Yeah Maybe I don't know I think if I got a farm Or something I could do something like that Uncle Tio's country hotel Or something Open up a business
6:37Ray:That would be fine Yeah Quick question Like are you from Nashville
6:41Theo Von:I'm from Louisiana Oh so you're racist Am I racist I wouldn't say that I mean Yeah I've had Like I wouldn't say I would say I don't mind a little racism Me too Yeah Beautiful I'm glad we finally Get to meet up brother Quick question
7:01Ray:You been saying the N word
7:03Theo Von:No no no no I mean I've thought it Pretty loud a couple times But I don't say it Like We don't gotta lie
7:10Ray:We don't gotta lie right now Like You definitely said it before right
7:14Theo Von:I have I don't think I've said I don't remember. I'll tell you this. If I've never, maybe if I was like at the dentist's office when they give you that stuff, you know? What stuff? You know at the dentist's office when they give you the, um, for your molars or whatever? Novocaine.
7:30Ray:Novocaine.
7:30Theo Von:Yeah.
7:31Ray:Okay.
7:31Theo Von:And then, you know, sometimes you say stuff or whatever. But no, I don't say it, man. There was a time. You want to say it, but like you just control it. I don't think it's worth saying.
7:42Ray:Yeah, but I'm going to keep it up with you. I say it one time. You say it one time? Yeah, I say it one time. On stream. On stream? Like, I was singing a song, I got hooo... You know that song?
7:54Theo Von:Yeah. Yeah.
7:57Ray:I sing that song, and it was on stream. I just said ho-ho. I'm not even saying the N word. I said ho-ho. By accident.
8:04Theo Von:I think if you're... Bro, if you're singing... What time was it? Was it past 8 p.m.?
8:08Ray:Yeah. It was past 8 p.m. It wasn't... But it was in Japan. It wasn't here.
8:13Theo Von:It was in Japan, so... I think if it's a certain time at night, they should have an hour or something where you can sing it.
8:18Ray:Oh, I can sing. Nah, it should be one day everybody can sing. That'll be fine. I'm going to be spamming. Yo, what's up? Feel me? I'm going to be spamming that shit like this.
8:29Theo Von:Bro, we should definitely, you and me should do a collab where we, like, no, we can't do like, we can't do an N-word collab, bro. Ray, you're setting me up, bro. Nah, I'm not, bro. You are a spy, bro.
8:41Ray:I am a spy, but like, we don't got to say it out loud, like. But we already said it
8:45Theo Von:Oh my god
8:46Ray:I mean damn bro
8:48Theo Von:Let's start over
8:49Ray:Yeah let's start over Let's restart Yeah yeah
8:51Theo Von:We'll keep it in but we'll restart
8:53Ray:Wait Let's do a quick intro quick Okay Okay Here today
8:57Theo Von:With a young guy Baby Ray Some people call him Just Ray Some people used to call him Ray Asian boy Ray Asian baby They don't That's just Ray now though bro That's Ray He's out of Taiwan Yeah yeah yeah He's probably the number one, uh, he's the number one Taiwanese streamer. He just won streamer of the year
9:19Ray:Nah, I didn't win streamer of the year No, Speed won? Yeah, Speed won. I win, I win, I win, reality show or some shit
9:27Theo Von:They won, like, Reality, I, I, I'm okay, but I forgot what, what, what I win, bro
9:32Ray:Yeah It don't matter, man. Like, life is about living life and being happy, bro Yeah Like, there's no, like, fuck that shit, bro We here, we are the, um, Fuck them Yup, nah, nah, nah, fuck them
9:43Theo Von:Yeah, yeah, never mind
9:44Ray:Yeah, never mind, yup Right here I'm with my uncle Three, fuck, I forgot how to pronounce it I'm not from here, I'm an immigrant I know, T-H-E-O How do I pronounce it?
9:58Theo Von:T-O Or T-O How would you pronounce it in Taiwan, you think? T-H-E-O T-O T-O T-O
10:06Ray:T-O T-O
10:07Theo Von:T-O
10:08Ray:Dongfang, Dongfang, Dongfang. Yeah, bro. Dongfang. Dongfang. I'm here with Uncle Dongfang. You feel me? Yeah, type shit. I'm having a good time, man. BLM, homie. Let's get it, bro. Yeah, Black Kitchen, my shadow of the blacks, Dominican, Puerto Ricans, Africans. Gays. Who else? Brighton Mountain, Rosa Parks.
10:30Theo Von:Yeah, Rosa Parks. Who else? I'm trying to think.
10:35Ray:Who's the guy with? Nick Robinson. I like the basketball player?
10:39Theo Von:Yeah Okay He was like the original Kai Sinat probably
10:43Ray:Why you say that?
10:44Theo Von:Bro, Nate had to jump so Kai could Kai could run? So Kai could run, yeah Bro, bring up Nate Robinson, bro
10:51Ray:It don't even make sense though But bro, I'm talking about Wait, they play basketball Kai stream Like, you don't even
10:58Theo Von:I'm just talking about science and history right now
11:01Ray:You're talking about the height
11:02Theo Von:Look at this guy, bro Look at that
11:06Ray:Oh, God, no, he is nice, though.
11:08Theo Von:They call him Baby Snicker because he was chocolate and nuts, bro. He got more bunnies than Easter. He is risen.
11:15Ray:Bro, I be hoping I got a black jeans, man. Nah, you don't, man. I got Asian jeans, man. I got a small dick. I can jump. I can hoop. Like, damn, I just hope I can have black jeans. I can have that BBC, that big black dick, bro.
11:26Theo Von:It would weigh you down right now, though. I don't think your body could handle it if you had it on you.
11:31Ray:Nah, I feel like I could handle it if I got a big dick, bro.
11:34Theo Von:No, you'd probably have to wear suspenders or something with it
11:36Ray:What's that? It's like if you can't hold
11:40Theo Von:It's called suspenders Suspenders Yes Okay It's like a special thing If your body can't hold something up You gotta have suspenders There you go
11:51Ray:Like holding a dick type shit
11:52Theo Von:You would have to Probably bro Your body's not gonna be able to support a big winger
11:56Ray:Yeah, I feel that I feel that I feel that I feel that I can handle it I can handle it You feel me?
12:01Theo Von:Uh-uh, I don't feel you at all I don't think you could But if you came in with a big dick, your back would be hurting all that shit.
12:06Ray:But I'm not talking about like that big, like two down there. I'm talking about like a good 10, a good 15. 15 is insane, brother. How? 15?
12:15Theo Von:I like a good size. What are you, a carpenter? You're going to be using it to just do measurements and build stuff? Bro, 15 is a lot.
12:22Ray:Not 15.
12:24Theo Von:Then if you're having sex, some of your wiener is going to be outside of the vagina and it's going to get cold. I mean, because my shit is small.
12:33Ray:Don't for me. I want big people now, but you might have a big dick in your country.
12:37Theo Von:Do you? I
12:39Ray:Don't gonna have big day my country everybody Asian know what they say about Asian Asian guys Asian got small dick
12:45Theo Von:Like they got that semiconductor, huh?
12:48Ray:Yeah, bro. Does white have big dick?
12:51Theo Von:sometimes Every now and then you get a guy who just did something different.
12:56Ray:Mmm. I fuck with that I fuck with that.
12:59Theo Von:Based on recent data, the average erect penis size in Taiwan is 4.9 inches.
13:04Ray:Based on penis size, average is 4.9.
13:08Theo Von:Yeah.
13:08Ray:Wait, that's not bad, right?
13:10Theo Von:No, bro.
13:11Ray:Not bad at all.
13:11Theo Von:I think y 'all got tricked online of thinking y 'all got little wieners over there.
13:16Ray:Actually, it's big. Y 'all got that shrimp.
13:18Theo Von:Y 'all got that scampi, baby. Nah, nah.
13:20Ray:Shrimp means like small.
13:22Theo Von:I know, but I'm saying I think people tricked you guys to think that.
13:25Ray:Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like Asian got small dick, but whole time they got big dick, they never know.
13:31Theo Von:No, they got still pretty small dick, but just not that small.
13:36Ray:But it's okay though, you can use it.
13:38Theo Von:Regular dick, yeah, usable. Yeah, regular dick.
13:40Ray:That's what I'm saying. That's all it matters.
13:42Theo Von:Yeah.
13:42Ray:Yeah.
13:43Theo Von:Look, I agree with you, brother. Not that. Okay, let's start the interview then. So what I'm saying -
13:48Ray:So we haven't started yet. Oh, we're just talking some bullshit.
13:50Theo Von:Yeah, we're just talking some bullshit, but we have started, but we haven't started. Let's just start it for real. Okay, let's start it for real. All right. I'm here with my nephew right here, right now. First of all, the first Taiwanese guy we've ever had on this podcast. I want to say thank you for coming, bro. Appreciate you, bro. Do you feel like streaming is the future of podcasting, bro? Do you feel like it's kind of like a next element? Because when I was your age, they didn't have podcasting. I mean, they kind of had radio, but then podcasting started. Do you think streaming is like the next evolution of that?
14:22Theo Von:Or have you even thought about that?
14:24Ray:I mean 100 % But streaming is way different than podcast So I feel like streaming You can do it Wherever you want You can go outside Travel around the world Walking outside Interacting with people But podcast I feel like podcast is like Sitting down Have a talk Have chatting I feel like it's different things But I feel like Definitely streaming is like A big thing Like Oh shit I don't know how to say it But like You know what I mean right Yeah streaming? Streaming is like The next big thing
14:54Theo Von:Oh for sure It's a new thing Yeah
14:56Ray:Yeah
14:56Theo Von:Streaming is the big Yeah like I mean how long has streaming been going actually And who was the first streamer Do you know I don't know Bro Probably some OG PewDiePie I don't know Who was the first streamer Cause Fousey died didn't he Fousey he didn't die He's still alive Oh man people are saying he's dead Cause he died a couple times I know he died once By the mall he died over there
15:18Ray:Wait do you know JJ Styles
15:20Theo Von:No never heard of him JJ Styles is considered What the fuck is that? I thought he was a wrestler. J.J. Styles is considered one of the earliest, if not the first, gaming streamers. In 1993, at age 12, he hosted a public access TV show called Video Games and More in Arizona.
15:34Ray:That's crazy.
15:35Theo Von:I don't know about that. What do you mean? I think it's fake? I don't know if it's fake, but I've never heard about that guy.
15:41Ray:Yeah, me too. Like, if I don't know, I'll definitely know. But I never heard of him in J.J. Styles.
15:46Theo Von:Meet the original Twitch streamer from 1993. I can see that we have a color of rare intelligence.
15:54Ray:Before Twitch, before JustinTV in 2007, way back in the 90s, public access shows were all the rage. And 12-year-old Arizonan JJ Styles, aka Zot the Avenger, hosted a gaming show he ingeniously titled Video Games and More. Hello, it's me, Zot the Avenger, once again with another episode of Video Games and More. Oh wait, so that kid is JJ Styles?
16:18Theo Von:That kid is JJ Styles, yeah.
16:19Ray:He a legend. First Bill do it, clap Bill, bro. You a legend, bro. I don't know if he did.
16:24Theo Von:I will clap for him. Respect to him. I don't know. I bet he's on peptides or whatever now, but hopefully he's doing good. Yeah, I hope too. But, like, who do you guys consider the first streamer?
16:35Ray:First streamer? Like that. Whoever streamed first on the platform.
16:39Theo Von:So who was the first Twitch streamer then? Like, I'm just wondering if there was, like, a, you know, was there, like, a George Washington of it or something?
16:46Ray:George what?
16:47Theo Von:Or who was, like, the, um, Christopher Columbus A streamer You know
16:51Ray:Or Bruce Lee Yeah I'll say I'll say Jack Doherty Okay Yeah He probably the first streamer Whoever did it Yeah
17:01Theo Von:Jack Doherty Jack Doherty from Is that that kid That's always getting in fights And hiding Like putting his girls in cars And stuff Yeah yeah yeah
17:08Ray:That kid He probably the first streamer Wow He a legend Yeah he a legend I'll say he a legend Yeah he's always
17:15Theo Von:Getting rid of his bitches Dude Every other episode He's like I'm putting that bitch is gone and guess what's behind this curtain and it's another bitch back there oh my god uncle you tap in I'm in with the internet there he is right there mugshot that's him dude he always will he'll like tickle somebody and then hide behind a big black guy
17:32Ray:yeah yeah
17:34Theo Von:what do you mean by that big black guy one of his security guards oh okay okay dude he'll always like walk off from his security guard and then get snucked by somebody and then go hide again he has a crazy life though nah he does so he's considered the first streamer then
17:47Ray:yeah he's the first streamer
17:48Theo Von:Okay bet I didn't know I didn't know what was going on Wait so you been streaming? No but I watch it dude I kind of see what's going on You know I got to link up with Speed one time When he was in town So you know There's stuff like You kind of see what's going on And I'm curious about it Because it's the future It's like You know To not know what the future is Would be kind of bizarre To not be curious about it You know And you kind of Quick question Yeah Would you hop on the stream After this podcast with me? Yeah I would do something Yeah what should we do? Maybe go for a walk or something?
18:20Ray:You can show me around Nashville. Show me what you've been doing offline. We can go golfing, fishing. Whatever you do.
18:28Theo Von:I'll be down. If we could fish, that'd be dope.
18:31Ray:We can go buy the worms. We can buy the...
18:37Theo Von:Fishing rod. Fishing rod. I think I got some shit in my truck, actually.
18:41Ray:Are you a country guy? I think you're a country guy. By your face. By your dress. Like the whole body and by the house. I feel like you're a country guy. Let me think if I am. And you got accent too. You got country guy accent.
18:57Theo Von:Yeah, I got a country accent for sure. Like you very American. American. Yeah, we grew up just like in our area was just like kind of black and white. It wasn't like real redneck. So it wasn't like, you know, shooting guns and like, you know, doing N words or whatever. Redneck. Yeah, it was more. It wasn't like. Wait, is that racist?
19:16Ray:If I say.
19:17Theo Von:If you say what? Redneck? Redneck? Some people consider it racist. I don't know if I do.
19:22Ray:Okay.
19:23Theo Von:But some people would.
19:24Ray:Okay, okay.
19:26Theo Von:Yes, to some people, that's like the N-word to some white people, you know?
19:29Ray:Oh, oh. I'm sorry, but if I offense to you, like...
19:33Theo Von:No, man, I'm okay. I don't identify as that. I just identify kind of like as rural. Just like...
19:40Ray:Yeah, I feel you.
19:41Theo Von:Just kind of rural.
19:42Ray:Uncle, I would let you call me a chinchang. I'll give it a pass Really? Yeah Just call it one time It's okay I know you want to do it
19:52Theo Von:I don't want to do it It's okay
19:54Ray:Like I'm cool Like you feel me I'm gonna give it a pass You can say Chinchang
19:57Theo Von:I would not say I would probably I would think of something better than that Alright Let me see Like I would think like Chop chop Look at this little Chop chop
20:08Ray:Chip chop
20:11Theo Von:Chip chop Abraham Chinkin I like that I like that Chip chop Chip chop Okay Chip chop Cause it's more It's more It's more like I don't like ching chong that much Why? I would maybe call you like Slot machine boy Or something like that Something that Asian people like to do Look at this little Kind of Slot machine Look at this little slot machine Yeah
20:37Ray:What do you mean by that?
20:38Theo Von:Like we slug? No I'm just thinking out This is a horrible conversation to be in dude you know what i realized with you like what like you like to like really examine racism and like stand like usually racism it's just like somebody like you know you run through you like racism is just like you take a step in and you're out yeah but you like to go stand in the racism
21:00Ray:you know why i love everybody i love yeah every culture i respect every culture that's for me i
21:06Theo Von:feel like i said i do feel that energy from you well that's the thing i noticed about you is you bring a lot of people together man all types of people like you you know i could feel that i hope so i i'm trying my best i feel that energy yeah yeah what when it comes to asian folks how do you rank them bring up a couple asians bring up a bring up a batch of asian bring us up a batch
21:26Ray:so so you mean like every racist how how oh my god you know you know you know him i don't know him that's jay chow you know you know you know fun fact me and him was in the same school what my mother in school and then we so he's taiwanese yeah he's taiwanese too we in the same exact school we graduated the same high school we got the same teacher what kind of guy was he i never met him before i want to make him because he a legend oh you not at the same time different time um he a singer oh he is yeah and people right now people people in taiwan compare me to him because we we from the same school from the same place and then he a legend too shout out to you um what's
22:06Theo Von:J Chao nice to see you brother. Yeah, um, so where do you like Taiwanese at Jap? I'm trying to think of what else they have. They have Japanese Japanese, oh Japanese Vietnamese
22:16Ray:What is this one?
22:18Theo Von:I feel that's Japanese. Okay, and are that how do you guys how do you like probably?
22:23Ray:Yakuza or some shit. Yakuza the gangster in Japan Japanese.
22:26Theo Von:Yeah, that's badass.
22:27Ray:Yeah, that's bad ass. He look like he can whoop your ass
22:30Theo Von:Oh, I bet he could fucking hoop as well, dude.
22:33Ray:Nah, I don't think he can hoop. He look like he can do some Shop some sushi or some shit
22:37Theo Von:He'll fucking carve a hoop in your neck homie That dude looks like he'll Oh he'll shoot a three-pointer right through your fucking spine With that knife big dog
22:44Ray:I don't think he'll hoop though
22:46Theo Von:What about this guy who is that?
22:48Ray:That's the president of China
22:52Theo Von:And where does China rank?
22:54Ray:China rank I'm a kid but I don't wanna lie bro I rank China down there bro Down to the bottom? It's like They're cool though but like like their personality, like, how do I say it? Like, they're just not really a good person. That's what I feel like.
23:10Theo Von:Okay.
23:10Ray:Yeah.
23:11Theo Von:And what about - I feel like it's Filipino or some shit. Ooh, Filipino is the best.
23:15Ray:Cambodian.
23:16Theo Von:I fuck with Philippines. Filipino is the best, bro. I remember top five.
23:20Ray:Top seven, top seven.
23:21Theo Von:What about Korean? Ooh, look at this little fucking biscuit. Look at this dog treat right here, huh? What you mean by that? No, I'm just saying you got this shit flying out of me. Little biscuit? No, I'm just saying.
23:35Ray:So you just call him fat?
23:36Theo Von:No, look at this little fucking. No, no.
23:38Ray:I mean, he is fat, but like.
23:40Theo Von:Look at this little jaundice juice box right here, boy. He look like a fucking juice box, bro. Yo.
23:46Ray:Now, why his face is like. Nah. His face look like a pork bun.
23:53Theo Von:Oh, yeah, he does. He got a pork bun face. He got pork bun face. Yes. Huh? He got pork bun face.
24:00Ray:Pork bun face? Yeah. Oh.
24:02Theo Von:BTS. And these guys are what? Koreans. Okay, how do Koreans rank? I rank a top five, a good top five. Because they're competitive. A lot of business people.
24:13Ray:Over there?
24:14Theo Von:Strict responsibilities. Yeah, Korean people vary responsibilities. I didn't know about that. Yeah, like they want the kids to do well.
24:21Ray:That's why I need to stay around you uncle. You gonna teach me some old stuff, some smart stuff. I don't know, I do stream. I don't care about all that. But like if we stay around you I'll be knowing all the like smart Yeah
24:35Theo Von:The history
24:36Ray:Yes
24:37Theo Von:Yes Bro we'll turn you into a little redneck as well Boy a little country boy
24:42Ray:I will be down
24:43Theo Von:Cause you're already named Ray Ray is the most popular Like one of the most country names in the world It is? Yeah Ray Come here Ray You just put some letters together Nah
24:54Ray:Cause my last name is Ray R-U-E-R And so I changed it to Ray I see It makes sense Feel me Yeah Yeah Oh Indians Wait Yeah and how Indians I don't think I don't think Like we Asians Like we fuck them But like I wouldn't say they Asians Yeah They more like They all continent Oh who is this
25:18Theo Von:Oh that's Laotian
25:19Ray:What the fuck is that
25:21Theo Von:I don't know either bro
25:23Ray:Laoshi Those keep
25:25Theo Von:They don't even have I'm clear but
25:26Ray:Have you ever been to Japan Yeah How you
25:29Theo Von:How you liking I liked it, man. They got everything clean, nice. A lot of Japanese people friendly.
25:35Ray:Yes. Yeah, they're so friendly. One thing about Taiwanese too, like, they're friendly. They are? Yeah, they are. You should go.
25:43Theo Von:Are they accepting of if American people go there?
25:46Ray:Yes, yes. They love black people and white people. They love fortune. Like, if the bitches see you white, you got a white dick, they're going to be like, oh, well, oh. You feel me? Oh, they want that, huh? Yeah they want a white stroke They want that chop chop Nah nah nah I'm a chop chop Oh yeah yeah You like a Hee haw Oh they like that Hee haw
26:07Theo Von:Yeah like some cowboy shit Hee haw Yeah huh Put some straw around my penis Yes Put a little lasso on it Who is this guy What is that You know him That's Vietnamese
26:16Ray:That's Jason LeWin It is Yeah Jason LeWin
26:19Theo Von:Yeah he from Vietnamese bro He's Vietnamese And how do you guys view Vietnamese people
26:24Ray:They cool We got We got We got no problem about it They cool
26:28Theo Von:Okay So who's y 'all biggest nemesis Like who's kind of the art Like Batman vs Joker Like if y 'all are Batman And who's the Like who's the
26:38Ray:I'll say Taiwan and China Okay They got history behind it And they kind of like beefing Yeah But me personally I don't really care
26:46Theo Von:So you don't carry that energy Around with you really
26:48Ray:Yeah I don't really care bro
26:50Theo Von:But you know it
26:50Ray:Yeah I know it I know it
26:51Theo Von:It's in the cabinet Oh my god
26:54Ray:That's my other uncle You know him Oh yeah, that's Uncle Roger Yes, that's my other uncle, bro Shout out to you, Uncle Roger Hiya
27:05Theo Von:Oh yeah What's his song? What's that song? See if you can find that song Wait, have you ever met him before? Yeah, bro, Uncle Roger came here He did? He do a podcast? Hilarious, bro, he's a great guy Yeah, I fuck with him This is his song right here, bro This is his anthem, bro This is a summer anthem Play it up
27:23Ray:Wait, can you read the title for me? I can't really see I can't see either right here I don't think that's Uncle Roger I think that's some
27:35Theo Von:This is his No, this is his favorite song I don't think that's Uncle Roger though Bro, I'm telling you bro I didn't see no agent in there That's Sexy Rare right there Okay Hey That's fucking Shy Gilius Alexander bro Everybody in this bitch Is she okay? Hey, okay
27:56Ray:But I don't think that Uncle Roger
27:58Theo Von:That's a bunch of black folks
28:01Ray:If that's all you see
28:03Theo Von:That's all you see twin I'm just saying that They
28:08Ray:Unworth can be gay too
28:13Theo Von:This the truth bro Hold on now
28:20Theo Von:It's actually a good song I'm telling you bro Uncle Roger put me on this shit Nah, that's tough.
28:33Theo Von:That's enough right there, bro. We ain't giving it all to him.
28:36Ray:Wait, have you ever, like, how long have you been doing a podcast for?
28:41Theo Von:Seven years.
28:42Ray:Because I'm trying to get to know you. I feel like if I'm on a podcast, I want to get to know you too. For respect to my, how do I say, older? Elder, elder. Elder, yeah, you could say elder. So you've been doing podcast for seven years.
28:58Theo Von:But I've been doing comedy for almost 20 years. Oh, yeah?
29:02Ray:Wait, my bad. My phone. My shit ringing.
29:06Theo Von:Oh, bro, y 'all make them. You could do whatever you want with them.
29:08Ray:Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. All right, them bitches.
29:11Theo Von:You probably got unlimited phones, bro. Nah. If you're Taiwanese, I bet you got 200 fucking phones.
29:16Ray:Nah, nah. I'm from Taiwan, but I don't make the phone though. That's a problem.
29:20Theo Von:Quick question for you. Growing up, were there actual factories and stuff where people are making a lot of electronic stuff? Or is that just a myth that we hear in America?
29:29Ray:No, they do. There's a part called Taichung. They make all the, like, 3Cs, the computer, the chips. They all make that in that area.
29:40Theo Von:So is it very common that a lot of people go work in those types of places? Yeah, you know, yes, like that.
29:46Ray:But, you know, people work there, they got paid high. Like, they pay so many money, but they'll go bored after, like, 10 years. Oh, the stress? Yes, because it's very stressful Ah
29:56Theo Von:Did you ever know somebody that worked there? So it's like a common thing?
30:00Ray:Nah, I don't know nobody worked there Got it Yeah, but I know these players a lot Like they teach us back in the day in school They just tell us that part Know for making those chips Computing and stuff
30:12Theo Von:Oh, wow Yeah Do they have Lesbians in Taiwan?
30:19Ray:Yeah
30:19Theo Von:Okay
30:20Ray:You know, Taiwan is the first country Who accept Gay to marriage. Is it really? Yeah, in Asian. The first country. First Asian country.
30:30Theo Von:Oh, wow. So Taiwan is a very progressive country.
30:33Ray:That's what I'm saying. I support all the LGBTQ, the gays, the lesbians. Shout out to y 'all, man. I mean, I've been doing gay shit sometimes because I support them. That's why I do gay shit.
30:43Theo Von:Yeah. Look, I think you can not do gay shit and still support them. But also, if you're going to do gay... Look, bro. Play the song again from Uncle Rob. You know what I'm saying, bro? That's what you got to do, bro.
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33:52Ray:Oh, like, like, like, like, like, with your cousin or without your cousin, like.
33:58Theo Von:No, like, with the, yeah, like, do people, do your parents have a lot of siblings? Like, did you have a lot of siblings?
34:03Ray:Like, me, I don't have siblings. Your only child? I'm only child, yes.
34:06Theo Von:So I grew up, got bored sometimes.
34:09Ray:Jesus is only child? Look it up. Was Jesus an only child? Wait, are you only child? No You got siblings?
34:17Theo Von:I got three siblings, yeah
34:19Ray:How do I feel growing up? Because I don't got to experience that
34:23Theo Von:Whether Jesus was an only child Or the subject of debate So who knows, bro But I think he was so He was the most popular one I bet his brother was like Dang, I ain't even going out of the house
34:33Ray:Yeah
34:33Theo Von:You know what I'm saying? If Jesus is your brother What are you going to do? You can do whatever But I know But still, you don't want to be like Just milling around on his shit all day What do you mean? You don't want to be You don't want to be named By Jesus' brother You would want to do Your own thing You know If Jesus is doing his thing You would probably want to do Something unique to you Maybe do music or something
34:56Ray:I don't know If Jesus was my brother I'll do whatever I like
35:01Theo Von:Right But would you try to do The same thing Like oh I'm going to be a savior Like I'm saying Would you try to go down The same road If I got a chance
35:07Ray:I would I would save people Alright That's true If I can save people I'll save people Yeah you're right So I got a question for you Growing up as an American What type of American culture Or like something like Only America would do Americans would do
35:24Theo Von:I think a lot of times like Probably Something only Americans would do Maybe some of the games we played as children Stuff like that Like what type of game? They would play Probably They used to have a game called like You would throw a ball up in the air Whoever caught it was like a gay guy or whatever And then Everybody would like hit him or whatever
35:57Ray:Like corners? Like if you're in the elevator If you say corners You gotta go to the corners If the person not in the corner You gotta go to the jump Oh yeah I kinda like that Oh okay okay okay I fuck with that I fuck with that Yeah yeah yeah
36:09Theo Von:Very similar to that bro Okay So that was something that was very American. What was something that was very American? Oh, sometimes if you're at school, you bring an apple to the teacher.
36:19Ray:Why? Just a gift?
36:21Theo Von:Yeah.
36:22Ray:I think we do that in Asian too. Really? Yeah. We got red envelopes. Red envelopes? Yeah. Like you put some money in, give it to your teacher or like your friends, family, or some gift.
36:32Theo Von:What's a holiday that they only have in Taiwan that they don't have here?
36:35Ray:Oh yeah. The national holiday. It's on, it's on, I think it's on October 8th Or October 10th I forgot Something like that I think that's Oh and Chinese New Year Oh it was Chinese New Year right now Oh it just happened Year of the Horse Yeah Yeah yeah I think that's the only thing That Asians celebrate about Chinese New Year
36:55Theo Von:Yeah that's something We hear a lot about here Cause I go to the massage place And they gave me like A little gift Over there I like it Like like like Like some I like the massage over there
37:05Ray:What the call Like like like Massage? Not like happy ending?
37:11Theo Von:No, no, no. I say no. I tell him when I walk in. I don't want that shit. I jerk myself off. I don't need you to do my shit. I do my own work.
37:19Ray:You know, I did it one time in Taiwan.
37:20Theo Von:You did?
37:21Ray:It's kind of cool.
37:22Theo Von:How old were you when you went?
37:24Ray:18.
37:24Theo Von:Do you have to be 18 to go? I don't think I care.
37:27Ray:You just give me money.
37:28Theo Von:But you can't massage a kid. That shit's illegal. That shit's fucking crazy, bro.
37:31Ray:I mean, in Taiwan, 18 is illegal. 18 is illegal as a drink? Yeah, you can drink 18 for me. Get massage Happy ending All that Feel me I luckily think The rule In America Like you can drink Only 21 Is luckily Like dumb Yeah Like I feel like At the age of 20 I feel like 20 You can drink bro Like come on You're a grown ass man You got pubes You feel me You got arm pig You're a grown ass man You can drink Age of 20 bro Who give a fuck 18 and 19 Probably nah But like 20 hours a year But
38:07Theo Von:I would vote for that. I think people, like where I'm from, people drink really young. I can tell. Yeah. To your country. Yeah.
38:15Ray:On country, people drink beer for fun? Yeah. So that's why they call it, no offense, redneck.
38:21Theo Von:Oh, well, people that also, they work outside a lot. And so the sun gets on their neck.
38:25Ray:Oh, the sun.
38:25Theo Von:Yes. But if their cheek is red and stuff, that's mostly from alcohol, drugs. You be drinking beers? Nah, I don't drink anymore. You healthy?
38:34Ray:I had to quit. You do coke?
38:35Theo Von:I had to quit.
38:37Ray:You used to?
38:37Theo Von:Yeah. Why you quit? Try and be healthy? Yeah, bro. Yeah. I never thought I was trying to be healthy, but yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Definitely. It was like, I just got a different diet.
38:49Ray:Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you're healthy. Yeah. Okay. I mean, that's kind of, yeah. I mean, that's... Let me know what's your routine like. Like, you wake up, like, dude, like, be your shit. Or, like, you wake up, you start making breakfast, cooking eggs.
39:02Theo Von:No, I don't eat breakfast, bro. Breakfast is for fucking, bro. Breakfast is for fucking pigeons, bro. I ain't even doing that shit.
39:07Ray:So what you eat when you're hungry?
39:09Theo Von:Real motherfuckers eat dinner, bro. Only dinner? Once a day? Like, what? Bro, breakfast is... You wake up and eat, bro. I haven't even done shit. I'm not getting up and eating breakfast. So what you wake up? What you do? But you're still growing, probably. So you got to get up and eat breakfast. No, I don't grow.
39:24Ray:I stopped by 5 '8". I never grow after that.
39:27Theo Von:Bro, you could grow a little bit, bro. You're doubting yourself. With that attitude, that's the kind... You're going to stay that size, bro.
39:33Ray:I'm telling you. So I got to believe. I got to believe myself, like... I can grow, I can grow, I can grow. Yeah, or at least have a hope. I've been hoping that for my whole life, on my dick, it did not grow.
39:45Theo Von:But I'm just saying, now they got peptides, bro. You can get that shit easy.
39:49Ray:Nah, I feel like BBL, feel me? It don't feel real. But that's, dude, if you could easily have a fucking,
39:55Theo Von:get some peptides, get you a little...
39:57Ray:Wait, peptides mean that your dick can do some shit. They got every peptide now, bro.
40:01Theo Von:Wait, that's what, wait. Peptide make your hair longer. They got peptide for your neck, your eye color. They have a peptide It'll even make your skin look darker
40:11Ray:If you do that If you make it darker So does that mean Like you can say the N word I think if you use a lot of it
40:17Theo Von:Probably
40:18Ray:Would you do it?
40:20Theo Von:I don't know if I would bro Yeah me too I'm gonna stay in Asian For me Dude So take us back Just so our audience knows Take us back You were just living in Taiwan Right? Yeah I mean like a famous thing Is you met Kai Sinat at the 7-Eleven Right? So that was like a chance encounter People say it was staged sometimes Yeah Do you think it was staged or not?
40:41Ray:I mean, I know it myself It's not staged I mean I was on the school trip Listen Where Mika is in Japan I'm not even from Japan
40:50Theo Von:What kind of school takes you to a 7-Eleven bro As a school trip?
40:54Ray:It's not Because I studied in a class called like How do I say it? Like English class
41:03Theo Von:So you were learning some English?
41:05Ray:A little bit, not too much. I mean, they're kind of bullshit over there. The teacher is fucking Asian. How can they teach you good English?
41:11Theo Von:Well, yeah, they ain't teaching you shit if they taking you to a fucking 7-Eleven as a field trip.
41:15Ray:Nah, nah, nah, nah. They didn't teach us. They didn't take us to 7-Eleven. It's a free day that day. I went, I stream snipe Kyle. Oh, so you saw him and you went? Yeah, I saw Kyle stream over there. So I just go over there.
41:27Theo Von:How far away did you live from there?
41:29Ray:Nah, nah, it's Japan. I don't live here. Oh, so we're visiting Japan. Yeah, I'm visiting. So you ran into him And that was it Nah He was screaming I string sniped him Right And then all I wanted Was to take a pic And He fuck with me To check with me And that was it The rest is history That's how it started Yeah that's how it started So I feel like I'm very blessed To be here I feel like I got blessed By God I'm very lucky And yeah bro Did you have to tell Your parents And shout out to Kai And shout out to Kai too But like Oh yeah Kai's the truth He's the most exciting His energy is so
42:01Theo Von:His energy is through the roof
42:03Ray:Yeah, without him, I wouldn't be shit. I would be a bitch in Taiwan. No, you'd still be a man, bro. I hope so. But I wasn't doing shit in Taiwan. I don't know what to do. I got no goals in life.
42:13Theo Von:Bro, you would be a beautiful young man, bro. Don't be saying that kind of shit, bro. You got to speak up.
42:16Ray:Yeah. I appreciate that, uncle. Thank you, bro.
42:19Theo Von:You got to speak up, bro. Yeah, yeah, bro. M-words can be gay too, bro. Anything can happen.
42:26Ray:Wait, wait. Go back to the line? You said -
42:28Theo Von:Play the song again.
42:29Ray:You said M-word can be - Play the chorus. Uh-oh. Wait, what do you mean by N-Wil can be gay? Anybody can do anything That's facts Yeah Anything possible
42:44Theo Von:That's what I'm saying, bro Bro, they got half the NBA in this fucking video, bro And these motherfuckers going hard Half the ball family in that bitch over there They fucking going hard, bro Okay, I feel you Dude, you have to tell your parents like look guys i'm changing i'm like i'm gonna change my life here were they scared of it like what in asian culture like there's a lot of respect between parents and children is that right
43:09Ray:yeah is it the same in taiwanese culture yeah yeah yes i it depends on the parents though okay shout my parents they very support whatever i do so so at that point but i wasn't thinking about when i first met kai i wasn't thinking about like i'm gonna do stream i'm gonna blow up i'm do this I was just like, okay, it's cool, I met him. It's like truly friendship. I didn't know I'm going to be a streamer. Right, you didn't have a big strategy. Yeah, I just know, okay, I take a picture, that's it. And after that, Kai taped me to the States, and he started bringing me more on stream, and then the fans started loving me.
43:46Ray:That's how I built it up. So I wasn't thinking about, I'm going to be a streamer at first.
43:49Theo Von:But were your parents nervous that you were going to America? You just met a young black guy, and now you're going to America to see him?
43:56Ray:At first, hell yeah, my parents definitely nervous because you just go to America, a random place, and somebody fly you out, you don't know him, he's a random guy.
44:05Theo Von:Yeah, and a wealthy random guy. A lot of times if somebody's flying out a young dude from Asia, it's for, you know. For what? I mean, it's for extracurricular. For this? I don't know how they do it, but they're doing it probably. Play the song again. You know what I'm saying, bro?
44:21Ray:Okay, okay. Yeah, play the song, play the song.
44:23Theo Von:Yeah, play the fucking. I'm just saying, bro. But so, were your parents scared for you? Because they're the parents. They have experience in the world. Were they saying, son, we're nervous?
44:36Ray:Actually, I never asked my mom about this. I should go back and ask my mom. I wonder if she was scared. I feel like she probably scared a little bit, but he trusts Kylo. He knows he's on the internet. He can see. Yeah, he's trustworthy. Yeah, I feel like my mom trusts Kylo. So, yeah.
44:54Theo Von:Um, do you engage with a lot of other streamers now? Like is that a big part of your thing to link up with other streamers a lot or do you still like to kind of do your own thing?
45:02Ray:Yeah, I've been linking with NBA players and NFL players to do stream with. Yeah, I see some of that. Yeah, I do a stream with Jalen Brown. It's cool as fuck. Like I'm an experience, like the life to be an NBA. Oh yeah. Because I'm from Taiwan. Like think about it. You can't even name one famous guy come from Taiwan. on so for me it's like showing the audience like a special life ballets and yeah bro right you're
45:29Theo Von:kind of being a tour guide for people from your country to the world yeah a little bit like i'm
45:33Ray:talking i'm showing people around the world i just feel blessed very blessed to be here i really thank you for everybody support me and yeah man it's really a blessing bro it's pretty amazing it like
45:43Theo Von:kind of makes you have faith that like something new and different can happen you know yeah yeah
45:48Ray:I think like
45:48Theo Von:Does it feel like A lot of pressure Being like that
45:52Ray:I don't feel like pressure I feel like I do this like a hobby I don't want to treat it As a work I want to treat it As a hobby That's how you like Become bigger So Because you want to love What you do right now Yeah Yeah It's like You probably love Talking You probably love Doing podcasts That's how you keep going Right Yeah I love to meet people You definitely don't treat it As a job That's how you become good Yeah Yeah that's why Same as meeting I like to meet people Explain life Explain different thing about like About an Asian kid from Taiwan And just showing people Love Showing people Around war
46:27Theo Von:And it's fire Do you interact with other streamers? Did you see Crip Mac just got out of jail? Do you see that? I did not see that Pull up Crip Mac bro Um Wait I think he's Asian right? Crip Mac Crip Mac He might be like dark Asian or whatever Wait Like you know him personally? Crip Mac is the legend bro Yeah Wait, he a singer? Yeah, he was a musician, I think.
46:57Ray:Wait, how he become talk about Asian and got to Crip Mac?
47:02Theo Von:I'm just talking about streamers. Have you met some of these other? These are kind of early streamers right here.
47:06Ray:He a streamer?
47:08Theo Von:I mean, he kind of was. He was like a, he was a crip. I'm not a game. I mean he would fucking stream some bullets Through somebody Oh damn I would love to see that Bro you gotta link up a crit mag bro He'd be great What about Tiger King bro He was kind of an early Who's Tiger King Check your DMs bro He loves them fucking little Asian appetizers bro
47:30Ray:Wait wait
47:31Theo Von:He'll put some fucking soy sauce Is that a mug shop He'll put some soy sauce on your legs
47:35Ray:Is that a mug shop Huh Is this like the old Diddy or some shit
47:38Theo Von:Yeah he kind of the original Diddy bro
47:40Ray:I feel like I wouldn't want to link with him bro I feel like he gonna fuck me in the fucking ass. I don't want him to fuck me in my little Taiwanese asshole.
47:49Theo Von:I'm good. We don't know what he's gonna do, bro. I'm good off that. He was a politician. He was almost a politician. He tried to run for president. What? Yeah, but he's got a... Look at that tiger he's got. Now, don't you guys have tigers over there?
48:01Ray:Yeah, of course, bro.
48:02Theo Von:That's what I'm saying. You got tigers everywhere. But y 'all got more of them, don't you? I don't know about that. How many tigers they got in Taiwan, bro? Pull it up.
48:11Ray:What the fuck's such a niche type of shit, bro?
48:14Theo Von:How many tigers they got in Taiwan? We got more dragons There are no wild tigers
48:18Ray:Oh, there's no tigers Damn Yeah, bro, that's crazy
48:21Theo Von:Damn, bro Probably in the zoo Do y 'all have zoos over there?
48:25Ray:Yeah You think Taiwan's a dirt country or some shit?
48:28Theo Von:I don't know what it's like We're trying to find out Yeah, you're right
48:30Ray:You never been there You're right, you're right
48:32Theo Von:Like, what are some modes of transportation there? Like, y 'all have, like I know they have a skateboard
48:37Ray:Yeah, they got everything They got cars Like a Like a Everything man Yeah Honda Honda Civic What about piggyback ride Y 'all got that Um I don't think we got that That's more like Thailand Yeah that's more like Thailand Oh yeah we do have Like booty chain Ooh It's fast as fuck Is that bitch pretty fast That bitch fast as fuck Really Dude 300 300k How do I say that 300 miles per hour Or 400 Look at that bitch right there You telling me y 'all ain't got a tiger I think that's in Thailand man I think that's Thailand I don't think that's Taiwan
49:05Theo Von:Y 'all ain't Bruh I'm just saying You telling Look at that piggyback ride right there I think everybody can do that You can do it But in some countries It's a mode of transportation We can do it Huh? We can do it We can probably do it Yeah, everybody can do it That looks just like us actually I got the same nose as that guy That's standing there It's very similar
49:25Ray:You mean Wait, you mean the kid? I look like the guy with the dark hair Nah, I look like the guy down there Because we both Asian We both got small eyes We both got small dick property And we both skin yellow
49:38Theo Von:Bro, your dick can grow bro if you believe in yourself.
49:41Ray:I hope so. I believe in 10 years it did not grow
49:44Theo Von:Bro, it's the same size.
49:45Ray:A couple years from now we're gonna link up you're gonna have a fucking you're gonna have a dang Bad bad bad bad bad, bro. You're gonna have that dragon I just hope I still be I know I'm gonna be alive But I just hope I can still be alive 10 years later. You never know it's big. It's a big 26 2026 You never know what gonna happen
50:01Theo Von:Do you run out of stuff to stream? When does it get like do you start to like How do you stay in your own ideas And not cop off of other people's ideas Is there a lot of stuff Where other streamers like Oh he just did that I'm doing it Like does it become like A lot of like stream beef
50:14Ray:Yeah I like that's a good ass question Nobody asked me that before It do be like that sometimes But me I don't care I'm a straight copy of your shit If you got good idea I'm a copy of you Yup Yup I'm a steal that shit You feel me Nothing wrong with stealing that shit You cannot sue me It's not legal I'm gonna take that shit You feel me
50:32Theo Von:Should we taking that fucking shit Yeah
50:34Ray:I mean, I mean, I don't really care though. You can steal my idea too.
50:37Theo Von:I don't care. Right, so as long as it's that way too then that's fair. Okay. Yeah, so that's something What's that one stream? I saw one stream you got stuck in that swing set and that white lady helped you out. Bring it up.
50:48Ray:Oh my god, how you know about that? That's how one years ago, not two years ago, I was in New York. I got stuck. Yes, how you know about that? This is one of my favorite parts, bro.
50:59Theo Von:I was doing... I was doing anything at the time, man. This was cool, bro I thought this was interesting, bro To see Because a lot of times You see them swing sets And you think they're for Asians Because they're little But now you see an Asian Get in there And you say Oh, that's not the truth I was just
51:15Ray:Oh, yeah Grandma, help me Yes Grandma, if you see this video Thank you so much for helping me Get out the Get out the What's it called? A swing set Yep, a swing set
51:27Theo Von:And you ever talk to her? You ever talk to this kid? Pause it You ever see this kid again? You keep in touch with him?
51:33Ray:Nah, I never see him after that stream You gotta find that kid, bro
51:37Theo Von:Yeah That would be a good stream, bro Yeah Go back to New York, go back to the park Where was that, on the Lower East Side?
51:45Ray:What's that? A Lower East Side? And you find that kid, bro
51:48Theo Von:I wonder what he's doing now
51:49Ray:Yeah, I wonder what he's doing He's probably still a kid But like, damn, man I don't know, bro That's a nostalgia, bro
51:55Theo Von:You grow up fast when shit like that happens, man
51:57Ray:Nah, fast Time go fast
52:00Theo Von:But you don't ever talk? You don't ever see him anymore? You don't?
52:02Ray:Nah, I mean, I mean, I mean, why gotta talk to him for? I mean, the kid was just there.
52:07Theo Von:I'm just saying he was there with you or whatever. I'm just saying if you keep in touch with people from the past, that's what I'm asking.
52:12Ray:Like in Taiwan? Yeah. Yeah, I still be talking to my classmate. You do?
52:17Theo Von:My teacher, yeah. Did you graduate? Yeah, I did. Did you have to stop streaming to finish school or how did you finish?
52:23Ray:No, I was streaming while in my senior year. That's what I do. Monday to Friday, I go to school. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Ah, go to school. Take class. For me Do what normal high school do And then Saturday, Sunday I stream Saturday, Sunday And then Same shit going Monday, Friday School Saturday, Sunday Stream Damn Yeah I was a grinder at the time bro I was loving streaming at the time
52:49Theo Von:You were?
52:50Ray:Yeah I love I love it
52:51Theo Von:And at one point you had to take a break I know and some people said that you would join the military Is there any truth to that?
52:56Ray:Yeah I joined the military In my mind In a dream
52:59Theo Von:Oh that was But not real
53:00Ray:Nah that is real For me, it's real I went to meet there for like four months Some cool shit Shooting some people Putting some gun Some bomb It was cool It was a cool experience Yeah Yeah I was in the jail set I couldn't go out I wasn't even taking a break You weren't?
53:17Theo Von:I want to stream
53:18Ray:But I feel it's better for me to Go on from the internet So when I got my visa I pop up the new visa It's going to be a firelight comeback
53:28Theo Von:What did you do while you weren't streaming?
53:31Ray:Playing 2K. Yeah? Yeah. That's it. Playing 2K.
53:35Theo Von:Who do you use when you play?
53:36Ray:No, I play my career. I build my own player. Oh, you do? Yeah. I build as a black guy. Like, I'll say like 6 '8". Strong. Tall. As I did, can dunk. Whatever. Yeah.
53:50Theo Von:But now you're in, like, you live in America now?
53:52Ray:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
53:53Theo Von:So if you had to fight now, if they had America versus Taiwanese war, whose side would you fight on, you think?
54:00Ray:I don't think That's gonna happen But like shit If that happened Bitch I'm going to the moon
54:07Theo Von:You're leaving
54:07Ray:Yeah I'm going to the moon I'm taking NASA Whatever that Whatever that she called Air Force
54:14Theo Von:N-A-S-A
54:15Ray:Yeah NASA I'm taking that to the moon Cause she's getting crazy
54:18Theo Von:I like that shit Dude Would you ever Who's the first Asian on the moon You think you could do it Oh my god
54:25Ray:I don't think there's No Asian on the moon
54:26Theo Von:Bro has anybody It was streamed from the moon Oh that would be tough Bro you could do it Because that one guy Was giving That rich guy Was giving people a ride Jeff Bezos Amazon He did As a 2026 No Asian person Has walked on the moon bro Damn
54:39Ray:I gotta be the first one man I'll be down to do it bro Damn
54:44Theo Von:Bro you could get up there And it would be cheaper To get you up there Because the luggage You have to pay$75 If it's over Like a certain amount of weight Overweight But you'd be I think you would be Cause I'm skinny right I weigh 120 Well I'm just saying You know what I'm saying You would have to pay Those extra charges Oh yeah yeah yeah
54:59Ray:You're right Some thick ass
55:01Theo Von:Rolling up there He gonna have to pay extra
55:03Ray:Yeah Bro Would you Would you come with me To the moon Like me and you Yeah
55:09Theo Von:If we went to the moon dude We would do good up there We would go crazy The moon girls boy Moon girls
55:15Ray:Moon men What they say Aliens can be gay I'll be fired Alien can be gay Play the song Play the song man Play the fucking song man and dance. Yeah. Imagine alien can be gay too.
55:30Theo Von:Bro, if you pulled up and the aliens is all gay up there, would you stay for a little while? Like, say you get up there. Yeah. You get out your shuttle, right? Yes. And they got up some gay aliens standing around.
55:40Ray:I would love to stay there to see like what type of gay alien is that? Like, I'll try to experience. See what they're doing?
55:47Theo Von:Yes. You wouldn't? I think I would stay at least for a couple of meals. I wouldn't stay for very long.
55:52Ray:Yeah, me too. I wouldn't stay for too long because I don't want my ass to get fucked.
55:55Theo Von:I would tell them I don't have an ass That's what I would tell them Because they don't know That's smart They don't know
55:59Ray:But if If they like If they just do it Like You don't want You don't want that to happen
56:05Theo Von:I would say I don't have an ass Or something I would say Oh Ray brought his ass You know You gonna snitch on me? Yeah bro I'm snitching on Bitch we just got there Yeah I'm snitching on you Do you think I'm gonna let him Use my ass bro?
56:18Ray:What the fuck? Uncle You sacrificed my ass To yours? Bro Guess what? If you snitch on me I'ma snitch you on YouTube Nah bro I'ma lie to him
56:28Theo Von:I'ma do a reverse Nah too late You gonna be in some bedroom Or something bro I'ma be relaxing Out on the moon Having a snack or something I'ma say
56:36Ray:Oh that's Uncle Von He got ass too And he got dick too Go Nah bro
56:40Theo Von:Don't do that kind of shit Oh yeah you're right Just because you got snitched on first Doesn't mean you gotta Return the favor bro I
56:46Ray:I got a question for you Yeah Like like I ask this To everybody Hop on my stream Okay I ask him One billion per backshot How many backs are you taking? Take your time.
57:00Theo Von:Would you say one billion?
57:02Ray:Yeah, one billion per backshot. How many backshot are you taking?
57:09Theo Von:Damn. A billion dollars or a billion?
57:14Ray:A billion dollars. Not yen, not tiny dollars. Dollars. U.S. dollars. How much are you taking?
57:22Theo Von:Could I get some of it in Bitcoin, you think? Or it's only got to be cash?
57:25Ray:It could be Bitcoin, whatever. It's a billion.
57:30Theo Von:I don't know bro I'd have to look at some of the math I don't know
57:33Ray:Okay
57:34Theo Von:Probably none bro I don't think Cause I'm doing fine bro Okay Me
57:38Ray:I don't care You gotta get that dick out of me I'm taking that shit Till I'm dead You gotta get that dick out of me That ass I'm taking I'm putting up Yes One beating yes Oh my mom Ding ding Yes
57:52Theo Von:That's the slot machine That's not I'm not saying that Yes Winner It's like It'd be like a slot machine Just adding Like when you hit the bonus On a slot machine And the money goes up
58:04Ray:Like that I feel it though I feel it That's kind of cool
58:10Theo Von:Bro that's heavy though That is heavy But how about this Would you let somebody Fuck you for a bitcoin bro One? Yeah
58:16Ray:Nah I heard that shit going down I'm not gonna take one For one bitcoin Get the fuck out of here You gotta give me a million Or some shit Obedience I'm not taking for one bitcoin bro
58:26Theo Von:How much does a bitcoin worth right now oh 64 ,000 oh shit
58:33Ray:I'm gonna rethink about that
58:34Theo Von:nah bro I think I'm good I won't take that for this money
58:38Ray:I'll take it for more
58:39Theo Von:would you what about that Tiger King where you let him smash he's getting out of prison in a year bro if you did like a stream with him you meet him when he gets out of prison
58:48Ray:mm-hmm and one picture per what meetings
58:52Theo Von:I think even if you just have lunch with him or y 'all sing together or something even if y 'all just stand there and talk about Christmas or whatever.
58:58Ray:And how much are you going to give me?
59:00Theo Von:He ain't going to have nothing. He's just getting out of jail, bro. He's got a couple of endangered cats. That's about it.
59:05Ray:Nah, man. Would you be him for Halloween? I mean, if he's not going to get me drunk or put some baby on me, I'll do it.
59:13Theo Von:He might. Bro, he's just getting out of prison. He's going to want to fucking touch something young.
59:17Ray:Yeah, never mind. I'm good.
59:19Theo Von:Yep. See me later. Okay. What is a popular Halloween costume in Taiwan? Do you guys have Halloween?
59:23Ray:Yes. You know what's great? Damn. Damn. Fuck. God damn. My bad No bro
59:30Theo Von:If you're around me You start forget You catch it Yeah This is contagious bro Yeah You know what's crazy You were born on Halloween You're Halloween baby boy Cause you're that fucking Little yellow pumpkin homie How the fuck You know my birthday is Because I've seen Those Asian pumpkins Bring up Asian pumpkin Yeah my birthday
59:47Ray:Is at Halloween What's an Asian pumpkin
59:51Theo Von:Let's just look like
59:52Ray:Normal pumpkin
59:53Theo Von:Yeah but it's just The way they carve The eyes I don't remember Different Do you have Taiwan Halloween?
59:59Ray:We don't have Taiwan Halloween. We just call it Halloween. It's the same shit as y 'all. We do the same trick or treating. You do? Candies, dress a costume, all that. It's the same shit, bro.
1:00:08Theo Von:And what's a popular costume there? Is it the same as here? Like a lumberjack or politician? No, probably dragons. Dragons.
1:00:16Ray:Dragons. I would say some Asian shit. Chopstick. Pork fat rice. Some noodles. Bao bun or something?
1:00:23Theo Von:Bao? Bao?
1:00:24Ray:What the fuck is that?
1:00:26Theo Von:Banh mi Or about What the fuck Bal bun A little baby bun
1:00:32Ray:What the fuck is bal bun Oh Oh bun Oh yeah yeah yeah Something like that Them bitches are good boy Nah that shit is good Have you ever had Like like like Have you ever had like Like Good noodles No Ramens Nah
1:00:47Theo Von:No baby I never had Look at that bitch though
1:00:49Ray:Yeah that shit is good though
1:00:50Theo Von:I'll hide one of them in my ass Them bitches look good huh
1:00:53Ray:Hot bun in my ass Damn you special
1:00:57Theo Von:Dude I'd put four of those In my ass And things are beautiful Look at them
1:01:00Ray:I'll put that shit on my dick If we put it in their ass I'm putting it on my dick
1:01:03Theo Von:Type shit boy We'll pull up boy And we'll pull up at a party dog
1:01:06Ray:I'll be fired man Fuck yeah it'll be fired boy
1:01:09Theo Von:You and me It'll be like our new food truck But we serving the shit our way
1:01:13Ray:In our way
1:01:14Theo Von:Yeah
1:01:14Ray:Put it in the dick first Put it in the ass first So we get people aside For the five dollars
1:01:18Theo Von:Jesus Christ Bro we're gonna get Fucking We're gonna end up On the Epstein list bro
1:01:23Ray:Nah nah nah We good We're not going to happen Because you know why? We do everything on the camera Right Oh, there's no lies There's no lies They see everything You're right You feel me? We're not going to put us on the island
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1:05:45Theo Von:Okay.
1:05:45Ray:Okay. So talk to me. All right. All right. Talk to me.
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1:05:55Ray:What the fuck is that in your fucking water?
1:05:57Theo Von:It's water, lemon, ginger. I'm fasting today, man. I can't eat today.
1:06:01Ray:Oh, you muslim? You muslim?
1:06:04Theo Von:For a day? No, I'm not. Yeah, it's for a day. Just musliming around or whatever. Yeah, just fast. I'm just like, sometimes I like to fast once a week. I don't think you can fast for a day. I don't think that's how it works. But you could just do, sometimes I take a day off and I just have salt and water and sometimes black coffee. Okay, so do you have any kids? You got a wife? No kids, no wife yet But I work so hard, man I work, I like to work
1:06:27Ray:If you work so hard You can still got wife and kids They can support you
1:06:31Theo Von:They're not gonna do I would never have seen them Because I've been touring and everything It's been hard to be like In one place So my kid wouldn't know me very good
1:06:38Ray:Yeah And I would come home
1:06:40Theo Von:He wouldn't know me and stuff Damn, man And that would break my heart
1:06:42Ray:I feel bad, man I feel like at the age of 45 It's time, bro It's time to start a family Got kids Hang up Retire live
1:06:51Theo Von:No no we can't retire bro What do you mean You don't have money Yeah I've saved some money But still I like talking to people
1:06:57Ray:Dude I'm getting to meet
1:06:58Theo Von:One of the biggest streamers In the whole world today
1:07:00Ray:I'm not that big yet But I'm on the way though I hope But you're doing great Yeah I'm doing good though I'm doing good
1:07:06Theo Von:But also to get to meet somebody That's had your experience In life bro You know That's wild bro
1:07:12Ray:It is wild bro I found my life is so wild Wait so So you just like You was a comedian First You was doing like How do I say that Like stand comedian Stand comedian
1:07:22Theo Von:I still am But I started doing this Like six or seven years ago
1:07:25Ray:So that's how you blow up Like from standing And you People just find out You mad funny And you start doing Your own podcast Yep So you look You got blessed too Yeah
1:07:37Theo Von:That's fine I think so Got what you said Got blessed Got blessed Oh yeah I think I got blessed For sure that people Started paying attention Or something Yeah yeah yeah That's the interesting part. And you don't really know why people pay attention. And I think you got to be careful not to get in your own ego and think like... You're too big for certain things.
1:07:57Ray:I feel like for us, we'll never be too big for anything. At the end of the day, we're still human. We're still human beings. We got our own personality. Yeah.
1:08:08Theo Von:But you could be, I mean, a streamer, like you could be president one day. Because there's podcasters now that some people say if they ran for office, that they could be president.
1:08:18Ray:So do you see any streamer could be a podcaster or any podcaster could be a president?
1:08:23Theo Von:I think that there's podcasters right now that people say, oh, that person could be a president, right? Like if they ran, like Candace Owens, Joe Rogan. I think if those people ran, I don't think that they would run. I don't know who they're in, but like... Yeah, they're like, just like, they're two of the biggest podcasters, right? Okay. Would you see yourself being president? No. Why? Because I just don't like wearing a suit that much. And I don't know enough information. Right? I think you need to know more information. But if you wanted to have somebody that cares about people, I think that I would probably be good at that.
1:08:59Theo Von:But I don't like what presidents do. Because a lot of the shit that seems like they do is, it just seems like kind of, sometimes a lot of them are involved in some evil shit.
1:09:07Ray:Yeah, yeah. It's like money wise and some crazy stuff.
1:09:11Theo Von:Yeah, like they're just like selling out their people and all this kind of shit, you know. Damn, man. But I think with a streamer, I think one of you guys could be president one day because it's becoming more common that if they thought about maybe a couple podcasters could, then they're going to think a streamer easily could. So who do you think it would be? Do you think you would even run one day? Do you think if enough people wanted you in America or Taiwan, do you think you would have the ability to do it?
1:09:38Ray:I'm a kid, but I feel like no streamer can do this, bro. And for me, I would never want to be a president Or like in Taiwan, even here It's just too much I don't want to love I don't want to be happy Do what I love to do Streaming, talk to people Talk to cool people like you Experience life I think that's why it matters, man And we're getting good money We're living good That's what's up Who could do it, though? I don't think nobody can do it Nobody Nobody Can be a president of the United States I would love to see that one day It would be fine for us to stream to have one, but I honestly nobody can do this
1:10:15Theo Von:But imagine streaming on election night and the fucking votes are coming in. What about a Taiwan? Could you could you be the president of Taiwan? Do you have president?
1:10:23Ray:I'm too stupid. Yeah, we do have president Do they vote him in?
1:10:25Theo Von:Is it a democracy?
1:10:27Ray:Yeah, they voted. Yeah The people in Taiwan voted. Bring him up. Is he a good guy? Have you met him? Nah. He hasn't met you yet, bro? Nah, I mean, I'm not I told you Lai Chai Thai? Yeah Lai Cheng Thai? Lai... Lai Ching De Lai Ching De? Yeah, Lai Ching De Lai Ching De? He hasn't met you yet? No, I haven't met him yet Bro
1:10:52Theo Von:I would love to meet him one day Why hasn't he met you, bro? How far away do y 'all live from each other? Shit From here? No, no, from where you live in Taiwan Oh, not that far Like how far? 40 minutes or whatever? Yeah, some shit like that Motherfucker, he lives 40 minutes in the airport I can match you dude.
1:11:09Ray:Yeah, I mean, I mean, fuck they want to meet me for like, like what I do. I didn't do nothing in the country.
1:11:15Theo Von:But you do, you represent possibility. That's what they say, but I don't know. I just think he should meet you, man. I want to, man. I would love to meet him one day. Would you be willing to sit down with Lai Ching Tai? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:11:28Ray:For like a podcast or some shit. Hell yeah.
1:11:31Theo Von:Or a stream with him. Yeah, I'll sit down with him. Do people in Taiwan, do they have a lot of respect for the, for the president?
1:11:39Ray:It's like Yachty Some people don't like the president Some people love it So it's like Yeah It's like A personality A personality thing bro
1:11:48Theo Von:I saw that you were on the cover of GQ in Taiwan Yeah That's fucking wild bro You think so? Yeah bro You don't think so?
1:11:56Ray:Did you think you was a model bro? Nah I don't think I'm a model Nah I do do fine in that pic Have you ever been in like Any magazine Like Cover
1:12:07Theo Von:No, I don't do I do like I work I don't do like A lot of like Mainstream stuff I've gotten offered things But I don't like to do a lot of that
1:12:13Ray:Yeah, you just love What you do in podcasting Cause I work for myself
1:12:16Theo Von:I don't know Nobody called me And says you have to do Like I just get to work for myself
1:12:20Ray:That's fine
1:12:20Theo Von:That's fine But this is wild bro That was crazy dude Yeah
1:12:24Ray:I'm gonna teach you some Mandarin
1:12:25Theo Von:Okay Say um Yeah, you some say Huh? How do you count to 10 in Mandarin? What did you just say? Yeah, you some say Um, look, chat I don't think I don't think that's Mandarin Oh, that's Cantonese, bro. Sorry.
1:12:37Ray:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:12:38Theo Von:I got that album in my car. Yeah. Donnie does Cantonese or whatever. You seen that? Oh, you got an album in your car? I used to take a... Damn, you got everything in your car. Yeah, I used to take a... Were you trying to learn a language? You know what I'm talking about?
1:12:53Ray:Yeah.
1:12:53Theo Von:Yeah.
1:12:55Ray:Wait, I'm just speaking English?
1:12:58Theo Von:Yes.
1:12:59Ray:So what I got to learn about?
1:13:00Theo Von:I know I'm just speaking English a little bit. Some, but you can do better. But I want to learn some of your language.
1:13:04Ray:Yeah, I got you. Say um
1:13:16Is that good?
1:13:20Theo Von:Let me do that one again
1:13:21Ray:You know what I just say?
1:13:22Theo Von:Let me do that one more time Can I?
1:13:28Ray:Okay Okay Yes No, Jared. No child. No child. Yes. Fuck yeah, dude. Thanks, bro. You want to know what I just say? What you just say? Yeah. You just say, I'm gay. I'm old as fuck. I don't have kids. I don't got a wife.
1:13:43Theo Von:Damn, bro. Bro, you're fucking cooking me, dude. It's going to fucking hurt my feelings when I see it. Damn, man.
1:13:51Ray:I mean, I'm sorry, uncle. But, I mean, I offer you to call me a chinchang. You don't want to.
1:13:56Theo Von:I don't want to.
1:13:58Ray:I'll let you call me a chinchang. I don't think it's gonna help. Oh, wait. Is there any Asian hop on the podcast? Have we had any? Yeah. Who? Bobby Lee, we have. Oh, Bobby Lee is a guy who got molested by... Down syndrome guy.
1:14:13Theo Von:Yeah. Damn, man. He's a famous Asian that got molested by a Down syndrome guy.
1:14:17Ray:Hey, shout out to you, bro. Let's do a stream together. Bobby Lee. He's one of my good friends. Have you never met him? I never met him. What do you do?
1:14:23Theo Von:He do comedian? Are you podcast? He's a great comedian. I would love to meet him, man. And he has one of the biggest podcasts, Bad Friends. Like Bobby? Yeah, Bobby. Yeah. Bobby and Andrew Santino. Who else? Uncle Raja. Uncle Raja. I fucking Uncle Roger.
1:14:37Ray:Wait, Uncle Raja happened on a podcast before like this? Yeah. How long was it? One years ago. So only Uncle Roger and Bobby Lee?
1:14:46Theo Von:Bobby Lee. That's it? Yeah, James Lee. A guy, James Lee, a conspiracy guy. Oh, that's fine. Wait, who's James Lee? Or he talks about like different political stuff. This is him.
1:14:55Ray:I don't know who's that, man. No, is that him? Damn. I just a bunch of Asians That's all I see But I like Asians, bro Yeah, man I mean, got good food You gotta go to Taiwan one day, man Would you take me? Yes, I'll take you, bro Just let me know Call my phone, bro I'll take you around Show you around the world Show you around the food
1:15:15Theo Von:And do they What about the ladies there? Would you get a Taiwanese wife Or would you get an American wife, do you think?
1:15:20Ray:I don't really care Whatever works, it works You feel me? Have you been in love before? Oh, yeah Really? Yeah, in high school Dang, what happened? What happened? I moved to the state No, and you left her? Yup I left that bitch in the fucking Taiwan
1:15:37Theo Von:Oh, damn, bro What the fuck, bro? Bro, she's gonna hear Her feelings are gonna be hurt
1:15:44Ray:She won't see this shit I mean, shit
1:15:46Theo Von:She came and speak English She speak Mandarin You're the love of her life She's gonna fucking She's gonna figure it out, bro She's gonna have a translator
1:15:54Ray:It's okay
1:15:55Theo Von:She can see that What's her name? I won't see her
1:15:58Ray:I'm Cuba, I forgot
1:15:59Theo Von:Oh yeah, bad, bad, bad
1:16:00Ray:It's too long ago Yeah, I don't want to say her name She probably call like Some shit Some shit Huh?
1:16:12Ray:What happened?
1:16:13Theo Von:Bro, no, I'm just shocked At like some of the racism That's happening Nah, that's not racism
1:16:17Ray:It's called friendly fire I mean, I'm Asian She's Asian It's called friendly fire
1:16:21Theo Von:Yeah, you're right about that shit, man
1:16:22Ray:Yeah, I mean, you can call Like some white folks
1:16:26Theo Von:Honky Huh? They say honky a lot of times
1:16:29Ray:What that mean?
1:16:30Theo Von:That's a Bring up honky How did honky start? Honky was kind of like
1:16:34Ray:You can be racist To your own Like Yeah On racist Like it's called friendly fire You can do that
1:16:38Theo Von:Yeah you're right about that shit bro Let me get that I gotta start Honky I gotta get my racism up man
1:16:43Ray:That's insane man
1:16:45Theo Von:Damn Times have changed bro Agents coming to our country And teaching us How to be more racist Honky A derogatory term For a white person Likely originated in the early 20th century Driving from honky A star For uh No It was because people would honk When they went across the street Oh
1:17:02Ray:Like white stuff I think everybody honk When I see people like Across the street With red light Dude what should we stream about bro Bro Bro listen Streaming is like Whatever you do Whatever you Like people watch you Cause they love To watch you They love The personality about you They love The character about you That's why like So streaming is like No matter what you do, they're gonna watch it.
1:17:28Theo Von:Is it hard to read some of the like, there's so many things coming up, right? Because this is the thing, it's like a different generation, right? Like I've never done stream. Sometimes there's like, I like stuff that's like in the moment, but sometimes I don't want to spend like a whole day doing that. It seems like a lot of pressure.
1:17:42Ray:You do be tired sometimes because you got to keep it entertaining, you got a high energy.
1:17:46Theo Von:Is it hard to read all the comments that come up? Or how do you do that? Or somebody else does it? It's not that hard.
1:17:50Ray:I read it myself. You do? Yeah, I be reading it myself. What's one of the toughest? Because I used to, I already used to, you feel me? I've been swimming for like two years. Right. I already used to like watching the chat and then I just do certain things.
1:18:02Theo Von:Has somebody ever said something in a chat that really hurt your feelings or no?
1:18:05Ray:Yeah, they call me, they be telling me open my eyes. Oh, really? And they become a small dick. Yeah.
1:18:12Theo Von:That's basic shit though.
1:18:14Ray:Now, every time there's a dog pass by, they say, don't try it. Don't try to eat the dog. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All that.
1:18:19Theo Von:But I'm used to it.
1:18:21Ray:It's okay. I don't really care.
1:18:22Theo Von:Is that a true thing that people in some countries actually eat? Yeah, I'm going to put you on.
1:18:27Ray:Listen, some countries do eat dogs and cats, but in my country, they don't. I'm going to put you on what country eat dogs and cats. China, they eat dogs and cats. Vietnamese, they eat dogs and cats. I knew that. Yep. Other countries, they don't. It's only a certain country, though.
1:18:43Theo Von:Let's say you had to have one. Bring up a couple of dogs. Bring up a couple of pictures. What pup do you have? Say you got to have one.
1:18:52Ray:What type of dog I want Whatever dogs, it's cute
1:18:57Theo Von:Oh you gonna eat a cute one?
1:18:59Ray:Yeah, I wanna get a cute one and a buff one So when somebody come like break in the house, trying to rob me, the dog gonna get your ass
1:19:10Theo Von:Dude, what about a Bichon? Bring up a little Scottish Terrier or a Bichon Do you have a dog? I do not have a dog Why? I don't even have a fucking family bro Damn man, you got no family, no dogs? Come on bro Bro, it's a trade-off, man
1:19:22Ray:That's fine
1:19:22Theo Von:But that's a I mean, I feel like
1:19:24Ray:For you, it's time Yeah At the age of 45 It's time, man You're like my dad I'm gonna give a book
1:19:29Theo Von:Bro, what if we were father and son, bro? That's what I'm saying That'd be tough
1:19:34Ray:Who got like a white dad And Asian kids?
1:19:39Theo Von:Bro, if you were my fucking son, bro I would love you, bro Huh? If you were my son I would be so proud of you, bro
1:19:45Ray:Damn, man I really appreciate that, bro You're so proud of me, bro
1:19:48Theo Von:I would be
1:19:49Ray:I would probably my dad too bro You were? Yes man
1:19:52Theo Von:Thanks bro Yeah I would go to work everyday I would tell people about my son I would wear a button I would wear a picture of you And a button on my shirt That's how proud you're gonna be? Yep
1:20:00Ray:Damn man I really appreciate that uncle
1:20:02Theo Von:I would get a tattoo of you On my back too
1:20:05Ray:Damn I really appreciate that bro
1:20:07Theo Von:People say That's your son People say What does your son look like And I would take my shirt off At work and show him my back
1:20:12Ray:I'll If you're my dad I'll tattoo on my dick Oh bro
1:20:16Theo Von:You're not helping bro What you mean? Dude, some of this shit You fucking gotta go back to your country And rewire, bro You got a bad ship No, that's Bro, you got some bad semiconductors, bro Listen, cause when you fuck
1:20:28Ray:You can be like, oh, my dad Gonna be proud of me So I wanna go harder You feel me? Us, us, us, us
1:20:33Theo Von:Okay, that's true, honey Yeah, yeah I get it now
1:20:36Ray:I'm proud of you too, bro I'm proud of you, bro Type shit, man You're a legend, bro You're a legend, man
1:20:42Theo Von:I don't know about that, bro But I'm happy to be alive
1:20:45Ray:Nah, you're a legend, bro
1:20:46Theo Von:Let's figure out You're a legend, man You could be president
1:20:51Ray:You don't gotta be a legend to be a
1:20:52Theo Von:You could be first Asian on the moon, bro That is some legendary shit Because here's the thing They're taking motherfuckers to the moon, bro
1:21:01Ray:Wait, do you think They're really taking people to the moon Or that's fake? Some people say it's fake Some people say it's real So what do you think?
1:21:09Theo Von:You guys would know better than me What do you think?
1:21:11Ray:Me?
1:21:12Theo Von:I feel like it's real That's what I feel like The moon ain't that far, bro The moon ain't that far You can see the moon when you're outside Yeah but I like I can't see like Nebraska when I'm outside What's Nebraska? Is that a country? Yeah it's like a little country in America Damn how long can I go over there? Like 10 years? Bro America's only like 4 ,000 miles across bro You could easily get to the fucking moon bro
1:21:36Ray:I don't know bro I don't know bro That's kind of far man
1:21:41Theo Von:But here's the thing I'm gonna need to teleport Bring back up them dogs real quick Let's pick one out if you had to have a snack or something? A snack? Which dog I want to feed? No, which dog would you have? Yeah, like say you had to. I know your culture doesn't do it, but if you had to, and I know who does do it, Chinese and Vietnamese. I was like, eat it? If you had to eat one dog. If you had to eat any dog?
1:22:04Ray:I wouldn't eat anyone, bro. You said something cute.
1:22:07Theo Von:You said you would eat something cute.
1:22:07Ray:I feel bad, man. I feel bad too, bro. You think I want this shit to happen? That's not what I'm saying. At the end, there's still a spirit. They're still an animal I don't want to eat them bro
1:22:18Theo Von:I feel bad man I don't want you to bro But I'm saying Say you're in a Say you're in a What the fuck Oh eat that little Chubby one on the left bro Bring that bitch up On the left The top left bro What you mean bro Somebody eat that bitch bro What you mean eat that bro That's a cute dog bro It's just fat I'm just saying bro He dead Bring that second one up then He ain't even walking no more bro Nah bro He got a little chill I'm not eating no dog, bro. Bro, I'm just saying if you had to, I'm not saying you need to. If you had to, I'm going to just die, man.
1:22:52Ray:I'd rather kill myself than eating a dog, bro.
1:22:54Theo Von:Nah, bro. Don't be like that, bro. A dog would give up his life for you, bro.
1:22:58Ray:I would give up a life for a dog, bro.
1:23:00Theo Von:Dude, that'd be a beautiful movie then. It's you and a dog. Both y 'all are starving just laying there next to each other. We should do a movie. What would it be, though?
1:23:08Ray:Whatever. Wait, have you ever been on a movie before?
1:23:11Theo Von:I just made a movie with my friend. That? It comes out in April, yeah.
1:23:14Ray:Can I watch it?
1:23:15Theo Von:Yeah you can watch it Wait like You're a director Or you're in the movie? We wrote it And paid for it And we're in it
1:23:22Ray:Let me know Next time you need any actor Let me know Next time you need Any Asian actor Yeah I'll be down Feel me? Yes
1:23:30Theo Von:That's what we could do bro
1:23:31Ray:Yeah I'll be fired man
1:23:32Theo Von:Ray goes to the moon Oh my god
1:23:35Ray:We should make a movie Ray and Uncle Vang Go to the moon Yeah And guess what
1:23:40Theo Von:The gay people Gonna be there And it'll be a whole story I love it bro
1:23:43Ray:That's insane, man.
1:23:45Theo Von:We got a stream together too, man. Do you have any final questions for me, bro?
1:23:48Ray:Nah, man. I think we did some good stuff, huh? Yeah, bro. It's a cool vault. I fuck with you, bro. You're a cool uncle, bro. I'll respect, boy. Nah, bro. You're a cool uncle, bro.
1:23:57Theo Von:I'm proud of you, bro. It's just good to meet people. It's good to see people doing something different. You know what I think is that I feel like people like you, you don't feel like you have to put on for people that much. You don't feel very desperate for them to like you.
1:24:10Ray:Yeah.
1:24:11Theo Von:Or like you don't feel like that. It doesn't come across that way to me And so that's something I think is pretty cool You know Yeah Because we all want people to like us Right But To what extent do we go to for that You know And to you I think from you It kind of reminds me of just like You know trying to be yourself Live your life And uh Yeah And that the right people will come along
1:24:32Ray:Yeah
1:24:32Theo Von:You know
1:24:33Ray:Living life be happy bro That's it That's the goal bro That's it Living life bro Getting money bro
1:24:37Theo Von:Oh I got a gift for you too Will she bring that gift up
1:24:40Ray:You got a gift
1:24:41Theo Von:I got a gift for you today
1:24:42Ray:Oh my God, if you're bad, I didn't have a gift for you. I don't have your bad, man.
1:24:45Theo Von:You're here, bro. I'm the gift?
1:24:48Ray:Oh my God, Uncle. Thank you, bro.
1:24:50Theo Von:That's a gift, bro.
1:24:52Ray:Wait, is this you?
1:24:55Theo Von:No, that's our friend. My friend, a comedian friend of mine, his nephew died in Australia. That's him. We keep him on set.
1:25:01Ray:So he died?
1:25:02Theo Von:He died. He's a helicopter pilot. His name is Max.
1:25:04Ray:RIP, bro. RIP, man.
1:25:05Theo Von:RIP. When people die in Taiwan, what do people think happens? Do they have heaven there? What is the thoughts that people have?
1:25:12Ray:about it like people did i mean we'll never know but like people go to the front door for no they sometimes they burn themselves sometimes they throw it to the sea sometimes they're playing under the tree do they bury bodies in your country they they buried in the ground this is your house i live here yeah i like your house it's a cool house it's good yeah we got this for you right here does does your neighbors know you famous like yeah they know we're here
1:25:40Theo Von:Wait, what's this? It's a gift, man.
1:25:42Ray:It's a gift for me?
1:25:43Theo Von:Yeah.
1:25:45Ray:Oh, my.
1:25:49Ray:What's this? Nate Robinson?
1:25:51Theo Von:Those are Nate Robinson's shoes right there, bro.
1:25:54Ray:Wait, can I wear this?
1:25:55Theo Von:Yeah, you can if you want. I mean, you don't have to show. If you have a shoe thing, you don't have to do that. Not because I'm with Adidas. Oh, you are? Yeah.
1:26:01Ray:It's okay, though. It's okay, man. It can just be a gift. It's a gift, bro. I'll take it. Oh, my God. Nate Robinson actually is a good shoes. Thank you, uncle.
1:26:11Theo Von:He was the original Kasi Nat, man. And he's a, bro, if you ever get to meet Nate Robinson, bro. Yeah?
1:26:16Ray:He funny?
1:26:17Theo Von:Bro, he one of the greats, bro.
1:26:18Ray:Why are you loving so much?
1:26:19Theo Von:He just has a big personality. And he was one of those guys when you saw him, bro, and you saw him on the court, he made you feel like, oh, fuck, I could get out and do some shit.
1:26:27Ray:Yes, I feel you, bro.
1:26:28Theo Von:You know?
1:26:29Ray:I got to give you some Adidas shoes.
1:26:32Theo Von:Oh, yeah, I would love to have a pair. But you gave us your time today, bro. And I think that the same people think of you when they see like, oh, this guy makes me think, oh, anything could happen today.
1:26:44Ray:Yeah, like anything will happen, bro. You never know. Just keep it going. Keep like, be positive, bro. You never know, bro. You will be like me one day, bro. That's.
1:26:53Theo Von:You never know.
1:26:54Ray:Yeah, we're going to be like one day, man.
1:26:56Theo Von:And have a Taiwanese nephew that's brand new.
1:26:58Ray:Yes, bro.
1:26:59Theo Von:That's that mail order nephew right here, brother.
1:27:01Ray:Thank you, bro. And you're a cool-ass uncle, bro. Your cool ass Country uncle bro Yeah I gotta have some white in my life
1:27:10Theo Von:Bro I'm gonna get you down there bro Yeah cause all my friends black I noticed
1:27:14Ray:Yeah yeah
1:27:15Theo Von:We gonna get you out there boy I need some white friends in my life Have you been to a rodeo before?
1:27:19Ray:What's that?
1:27:20Theo Von:Bro Broadway? No Have you been to like a rodeo with the animals You can ride on the sheep
1:27:26Ray:Nah You gotta take me You can take me on stream Right after this
1:27:31Theo Von:I don't know if they have a rodeo today here
1:27:33Ray:It's okay Wait, so quick question What you been doing like When you like Have free time
1:27:39Theo Von:Mostly work, man I go perform I just got back from LA last night I had three shows there this weekend Damn I would love to go to your show Dude, it'd be good, bro Have you done stand-up before? Nah
1:27:50Ray:But that's the crazy thing Because y 'all's whole thing is like stand-up
1:27:53Theo Von:Because it just keeps going
1:27:54Ray:Yeah
1:27:55Theo Von:What's the toughest thing about streaming That people do not know?
1:27:59Ray:Toughest thing about streaming, man
1:28:01Theo Von:Like what's something about it
1:28:02Ray:that stuff that people don't really realize probably the hate we're getting we're getting so many hate on on twitter they just want to see it see uh uh the downfall us but and who's doing the hate is it any type of person or is it i don't know you never know those clippers on twitter bro you think it's china nah they probably don't give a fuck i don't think they give a fuck about a streamer yeah it just it's just a lot of hate but like i take it i take the hate because you feel I got the money I'm living life I'm happy I'll take the hate bro For that yeah
1:28:37Theo Von:Did you buy your parents something When you got a little bit of bread Or what happened
1:28:40Ray:Yeah it was just Chinese New Year I sent them I sent them Almost like 10 ,000
1:28:44Theo Von:Did you really Let's go Yeah bro
1:28:47Ray:My parents proud of me bro Yeah bro I love it man
1:28:51Theo Von:Yeah man Well I'm proud to meet you bro It's an honor Hell yeah It's an honor to meet a young Just a young king A young guy that's doing something different it's honoring somebody that's kind of like that's an immigrant that's still proven that you could be, you know what I'm saying, that people could come to a new place and do something new I think, yeah, you just embody a lot of that bro, so a lot of respect, thanks for showing up. Thank you so much Tio Vaughn. And visiting just, yeah, just an unk in the Unko. An unk in the universe, bro Ray, you guys can check him out you know where he's at, man but yeah, if you want to learn about a streamer or somebody that you don't know about already this is the guy, so thanks brother
1:29:28Ray:Thank you so much, bro.
1:29:29Theo Von:Amen, brother.
1:29:30Ray:Thank you, bro. It's a good podcast, man.
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From the publisher
Ray is a popular streamer and content creator from Taiwan who battles the world with limited understanding of English.
Ray joins Theo to talk about his quick rise to fame after a chance encounter with Kai Cenat, the beautiful differences between Asian cultures, and the possibility of zesty alien life.
Ray: https://www.instagram.com/rayasianboy_/
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