#646 - Hey Patty!!

28:21But anyway, I know that all that stuff is a lot but that's just shit that's been on my mind. Hey, Patty. Do you try the green chilies, bro? I tried them. I freaking, dude, I was there. You're there. You're in Albuquerque for 11 minutes and some guy's coming up. He's fucking got illegal green chilies. He's like, bro, these bitches aren't even supposed to be here. it's just like dude I've tried the green chilies I've tried them and they're great they're great and we went to a place called El can you look it up Trev and it's kind of by the airport I think El Modelo look it up is it that one? yeah bro El Modelo and it wasn't beer I thought I'd go in it was just people swimming in a bunch of like Modelo beer or whatever some guy doing the backstroke you know Oh, shit.

29:14Put some drywall on here. I'm drowning. But it was just like the sweetest ladies working in there. I mean the best, bro. And it was just good, bro. It just felt like, dang. It felt like when you walked in there, it felt like your grandmother loved you. Right when you walked in, homie. Even the gangbangers, they were taking off their face tattoos before they walked in, bro. There was like a lot of respectado. for El Modelo. But it was, yeah, I had a good time over there. And shout out to my friend Abby Pavia. She's a great basketball player. And she's got a big heart. And it was great to watch her team play.

30:07Now let's get into it, dog. Dude, St. Patrick's Day. Have you tried the green beer? Damn, St. Patrick was a slave, bro. Did we say that, Trevin? I don't think so. It says right here. Let me see. At about age 16, St. Patrick was captured by Irish raiders and taken to Ireland as a slave, where he herded animals for around six years before escaping back to his family. Damn, bro. Oh, man. And then he went back to Ireland. Said, I'm going to change the game, dude. That's wild. Have you tried the Catholicism? That's what he was doing over there. St. Patrick spent years traveling through parts of Ireland, preaching, baptizing.

31:02Baptizing, bro. Dog, don't stay under too long, homie. You'll be late for work. Founding churches and monasteries and ordaining clergy. Dang, he was out there in the streets pushing something that meant something to him. His own surviving writings are the Confessio. Condemning violence against Irish Christians. Amen. So good, so good, so good. New markdowns up to 70 % off are at Nordstrom Rack stores now. And that means so many new reasons to rack. Because I always find something amazing. Just so many good brands. Because there's always something new. Join the Nordy Club to unlock exclusive discounts, shop new arrivals first and more.

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31:58Okay, I want to talk about busboys. And we got some callers. We had busboys that called in. And I'm going to tap into my, you know what I'm saying? I was a busboy for probably seven years. I busboyed a couple of places a couple times. I worked with a couple sisters one time over there at the first Mexican restaurant in our area. And these two girls named April and May, they were the chefs. And they were, anytime you came back to get food or whatever, they got furious at you. Because they was doing some other shit or whatever, smoking or whatever. and uh and so yeah you'd have to go out to the tables and shit was late and shit like that and people left or whatever anyway they invited me to their house one day to party asked me to bring some beer i drank i brought some beer over there and uh and a dog bit me and everybody there drank all my beer and i fucking had to leave early but um what else i had i worked at tucson arizona i was a busboy down there i was one of the first busboys to use creatine ever in the history of bus busing i was probably i think i was one of the top seven bus boys south of phoenix probably for a little while and i say that with my whole chest i'll say that shit pure as day i was out there boy i was out there i was on the tables bread on six butter on 11 clean up i'm 43 shit diaper some kid they had a shit diaper over there some kid they brought him in there I don't even think they ate they just brought the kid in there to shit in his diaper and somebody I fucking wrapped a towel around that bitch and sent him out but I was doing it bro I was on the front lines of food use and dishware dirty dishware I was on the front lines of that shit so I know the trenches I know what it's like to go back there and have to look at the dishwasher and you bring one more tub and you love that motherfucker because he's in the heat, bro.

34:11The steam coming off that fucking the water hose spigot thing. He's blasting, bro. That motherfucker got shit hanging off his eyebrows and shit. He got pieces of fucking damp tortilla hanging out of his eyelashes and that bitch is still back there blasting them bitches. Getting the platos limpio. You know what i'm saying and he don't want to and you can't even look him in the eye when you drop off that last bus tub damn bro That's the pain of a real bus boy Somebody who's got the tables and the trays and the tubs and the plates in their heart When you when you know bro, like I can't bring this to my dog one more time And sometime I tab him out I say man like we a tag team bro You know It's like the world wash like the world washing federation, bro The wwf let me limpio a tub for you daddy get out there and get you a cigarette And then suddenly he'd have a little pocket of cameronis or something on shrimps and he'd get out there and eat them bitches by himself Just to rebuild his conscience and stuff so we could get back I mean, that's a dude.

35:24That's a vietnam right there for some people so shout out to all the dishwashers too man and that last tub sorry we brought it in there bro we know how it felt but we all had to get the job done so i want to say that but we had some calls from busters that have been in the game over the years people called in we got to go to a couple calls of those but first i do want to talk about the uh about the movie i just want to tell you straight up that bus boys the movie will come out on April 17th. So that's when you'll be able to go to see it. But tickets are going to go on sale March 16th.

36:06So, yeah, I guess like, you know, first of all, I got to do this movie with David Spade. And I say this movie, like, trust me, there's a big part of me that's just, I cannot even believe that we did this, right? And we did this ourselves, right? That's what I want to say. You know, I went to Hollywood and you go pitch TV shows and you do all these meetings, you're always waiting to hear back. You're always in this cycle of bullshit. And it's always somebody that was nothing like me deciding if they thought I had the ability or the talent or the capability or if my voice should be heard. Right?

36:42It was always the same type of people over and over again. Some schmuck who had never fucking done a day, a moment of comedy in his life. Some business fuck, whatever. You go to all these things. And for me, it was a waste of time. For some people, it's great. It's their stairway to their dreams or to different opportunities and stuff like that. And I had a great time. I met a lot of great people. And I got to develop my stand-up, which was the best thing. Because stand-up was the thing that I liked the most because nobody could give that to their kid. You go audition for some role and then some producer's kid gets it or somebody's son or some bull.

37:24but stand up they can't do that stand up it's you nobody can give that shit look I'm going to get my son the opportunity fuck your son you know what I'm saying with stand up you got to get up there and do your job now some people may not like my stand up may not think I'm any good at it that's fine with me but you have to get up there and do your job it's a thin line

37:53and that's one thing i always want i always wanted my voice i don't want to do your shit i don't want to do your fucking i don't want to go play some role where you have me playing this stupid redneck and it's just like because you don't even understand that maybe people where i'm from are diverse of thought and are more intricate and aren't just racist fucking people you know i wanted more than i like i just i don't know i thought their system was outdated to be honest with you. And though they, you know, there's always these articles, Hollywood, it's accepting everybody. That's it. It's not, it's not.

38:30And I'll say that firsthand. So I just want you to know where some of my energy was coming from and why eventually I started to do podcasting because I just wanted to have my own voice. I don't want to read your lines. I don't even believe I'd have meetings with people and I would tell them about my life or about how I see things and they would say that it wouldn't fit this narrative it would all you know it wouldn't fit this narrative and so I got tired of fucking waiting for them and yeah and then so when I got into podcasting it was a place where we could have our own voice and i think some of this movie just kind of followed suit um you know i became friends with david spade through uh adam egott who worked at the comedy store and um and it was great you know i still remember the first time that i went to dinner um i'd met david at the comedy club a few times and then we went to dinner one time and he gave me a joe dirt hat dude and it was the best because I remember seeing Joe Dirt when I was younger and it was just like, I didn't know it was, I thought it was a documentary, you know, because our TV was fucked up.

39:47And so some of the audio was different. And, uh, and I thought it was a documentary about this kid who had gotten left at the Grand Canyon by his parents. And, um, and it gave me just such like an affection for this for him you know just like uh um yeah because i think i felt like that as a kid anyway i felt like i got left at the grand canyon even though i was right there a bedroom over from my mother you know just like you know how i felt it matched with how i felt but um anyway a lot of that's a lot of emo shit but so david and i became friends and uh And he's been a great friend. You know, he's got a big heart.

40:34He's welcomed me into circles. He's taken me with him to like fancy parties where they have fancy silverware. And there's fucking, you know, people are stealing shit from the place. Like that's how nice the shit is there. Like I've been to a lot of places where nobody's stealing shit. Because people are like, oh, this shit's trash. I already got this shit at home. I ain't stealing more just shit. but i've been to places where they got really nice shit with him i met john ham with him i met john ham um yeah just uh so anyway just getting to know him was a blessing and then we started it was during cova we started writing a movie together and David even this I'll say this he uh you know I ran out of gas one time and he brought me gas and he almost got hit by a damn um Kia Sophia I mean fucking so close to hitting him and killing I don't know if it would have killed him I don't know he's not the biggest guy but he could have challenged it but I don't I don't know but he brought that shit out ran across the interstate and shit bringing me fucking gas.

41:48So, I mean, just nice shit, man.

41:54And so we started writing this movie because we, and one thing that we found that we had in common was that we both worked as busboys in Arizona. I worked in Arizona under, they had this guy, Sam Fox. He's a restaurateur. He's a friend of mine. He had, this was his first restaurant. and I worked there as a busboy and David had worked as a busboy over there in Phoenix and so we had this relationship of bussing in the desert, man. Even when there's water shortages and shit like that, bro. Imagine you got to clean up 20 tables and you ain't got no water, cut. Who are you now? Who are you now? I was still a busboy.

42:39So I stayed in that shit, man. I stayed in that shit. That was our Iwo Jima cut. And so that's where I was, man. And so we kind of bonded on that type of shit. And then we started writing this movie. Yeah, and nobody really wanted to help, you know, and that's fine. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying what it was, right? I wanted to let you know where we were at mentally, what was going on with us and our brains and stuff. Nobody really wanted to help. We couldn't. We reached out to some directors that we liked. They didn't want to deal with it. our agencies didn't really help you know there was some emailing back and forth and some light shit but nothing really like we're gonna take these guys and we're gonna believe in them you know we're gonna really take these guys and do something there wasn't any of that and I say that that's true and so we got to a spot where it was like damn we gotta make this or just go by our ways and we'd spent a lot of time together and made it and written it so far and all of that and so we just put up our own money you know we put up our own money and um and then next thing you know dude we were making a real movie and this is crazy i didn't think it was real until i showed up that day on set to shoot because it had just all been emails it had been david and i writing and we would go meet at his place and sometimes we would get jimmy johns and sometimes we wouldn't which I didn't understand but um but I would get it on the way home or whatever sometimes but um but yeah we you know we we made this but um we we realized that we had to pay for it right we have to fund we so we put our money in and I didn't realize until the day that we got to set this set I call it look though I'm not locked in on all the terminology and shit so I call it that I know it sounds highfalutin or whatever, but until we got to the movie site the first day and there was like trailers, there was like a woman with makeup or whatever, hair conditioner or whatever, you know, hey, Penny, have you tried the green challenge?

44:49Yes, I have. And and we and we were making a movie and it was crazy that other actors were there that we'd look, you know, we did all of this stuff. And so that's what we're making, right? That's what we put together. And we did it. We created a movie, you know, and we made something. And it was crazy because you get to the end and I was like, fuck, what did we do, dude? I was so scared. And then you go through the editing and you do all this shit and you start to realize, okay, this is how it is. and so that's what's coming out is our movie that we made completely by ourselves that these people said no to I don't care, fuck them you said no to me your whole life cuz, you know what I'm saying?

45:38I'm glad you're not on board now so that's where we're at and I think it's good man there's some funny spots in it it was a huge learning curve I'm not saying it's the greatest movie I mean it's like a 3 million dollar budget or something

46:01and yeah I learned a ton like if I could go back and do there's a lot of things I would probably adjust like I just learned a lot I learned a lot man about how it would operate just all these different things so that was a blessing it was the most expensive course of education I've ever learned in my life. But if you go see this movie, I just want you to know that that's what it is, right? It's something that we made. We made it outside of the system. Um, and thank you, David, for, uh, you'll let me do this with you. There's some scenes in there, dude, that David does that are so good. Uh, and it's kind of, man, it's just like Tim Dillon's in it.

46:46Um, Nate Diaz, Chris Avila, Jay Farrow Trevor Wallace Jimmy Gonzalez Michelle Ortiz Lindsay Normington Tiago Martinez Steve Little Sky Bree Brent Morin There's a lot I'm missing a ton of wonderful folks So yeah all I'm saying is That's what this is This is a movie that we made that is outside of the system and we want you to go see it to support this type of uh of thing because we can do more in the future and we can do it better and we can help fund movies that other people want to make that the that the gatekeepers don't see you know and that's fine i don't need the gate you know i don't even want to go through the gate i'm coming up through the dirt son i'm through the mud dog you keep that bitch latched dog i'll be in the yard and that's how i've always been and so that's where i'm at that's where we're at with this um yeah so so thank you if you go to see it it's not like um uh what's that movie dunkirk or whatever it's not like that okay so I don't think it's like that.

48:09It's different. It's not like Sarah Marshall. It's not that, right? There's a movie about two dudes trying to be alive, trying to become waiters. That's what it's about. With some love stories in there and some other type shit. But you feel me. But it's got that busboy mentality in it, you know? I'll be a waiter or I'll get my shit some other way but we eat even if I work at the restaurant bitch we eat so that's the movie it's gonna be out I can't believe it it's kind of scary too because if nobody goes and sees you like oh shit all right but that's okay too right I mean it'll bump me out but that is okay you know uh I'm proud of like what we've done I'm proud that we did something you know i feel lucky i got to do something with david spade man like you know i don't even deserve that kind of stuff and i don't mean that in a negative way about myself but um yeah he's just such an immense talent and to be able to just be around him and spend time and the fact that we ended up down this road together and here we are um it's been a blessing and yeah I can't even but like it's weird to say like yeah I'm in a movie I mean anybody could be in a movie I mean you know I'm saying Kim Kardashian was in a short one with some cock in it so anybody could be in a film but um but yeah that we made this and that our friends showed up to help us make this man you know uh yeah and just the actress and actresses in it but I think I know there's some funny parts in it.

50:01I know you'll laugh. I'm curious. I think I'm just super curious, like, what is okay to do in a movie? What is, you know, what could we do different? I mean, dude, we got the first day we started shooting got moved by a week at the last minute. Like, two days before, we got moved by a week because of the fires that were out in California. That were like a year and a half ago or whatever. uh well whenever the uh pasadena fires and the um palisades fires so that was correct i mean just there was so many things that were like is this gonna happen but it happened and um yeah so yeah there's some yeah like there's just it's just like i hope you'll find some joy in it it's a fun, it's lighthearted, it's goofy, it's dumb, it's fun.

50:55And yeah, it's a dream come true to be able to do it. And I promise you that if this one goes well, we will find other things to make. If I'm not, if I don't do good and it's, I'm not the one to be in the other things, that's fine. But we'll create other projects that are funny that people want to see, you know, because that's really what needs to happen, you know, at least to respect other people's point of view of comedy, you know, you know, and to just to care, like, just, you know, I don't even, I don't even know if I mean voices that aren't out there, but it's just like, you know, there's shit that's different.

51:35And yeah, I just, I promise that we'll make other cool stuff, whether we're in it or not, but we'll write it or we'll do something you know um so yeah that's where i'm at you know so let's get this thing out there bro but just one more time tickets uh will be on sale monday march 16th you can buy them at busboysmovie.com so you'll be able to get those busboysmovie.com if they don't have it in your area that's okay it'll notice what area has been looked up. And then as soon as these first, um, I think a hundred theaters fill up or something, if we can sell those, then it's going to let us sell more.

52:18So it's an experiment, you know, it's an experiment. And, um, I appreciate you guys' patience. It's I've spent so many hours editing, going through watching, you know, there's so many choices that you are a part of in, uh, in this. And I learned a ton and, um, yeah. And just, Yeah, thank you so much. I can't even believe it. It's just crazy to even get to do it. Whether people hate it or love it, I don't give a shit what the critics think. Fuck them. The critics don't know shit. You know, the critics don't know shit. Remember that the critics don't know shit. The critic is some schmuck who's sitting over there who never did shit.

52:58That's the critic. That's the critic. Some guy with a pen and a fucking. he probably don't even have a dip in. He probably didn't even have a zen in his cheek. So fuck him. The critic don't know shit. I hope the critics hate this shit. Fuck them. Look, I'm a critic now. Hey, critics. Y 'all fucking suck. There, boom. I just did your whole job in fucking four seconds, bitch. All right. Now let's get to some calls from some busboys some players that been in the game. Boy, you know what I'm talking about. Let's go, bro. And look, I want other busboys to call in. Some of these are good, and so I want some other busboys to call in too and hit the hotline.

53:49I like to throw these in from time to time just to respect the culture and keep it going. The hotline, as always, is 985-664-9503, or you can go to the website, theovan.com. There's a place you can leave, send a video on there as well. if you want to send a video version of you and we can put that in the show. So those are the two ways where you can get in touch and communicate. As well, if something's going on in your life and is big or small, or if you just want to say something or if you're scared about something, you want to get it off your chest. If there's something that you feel like me bringing up on here could be of help or service, I'm going to try to do a better job of doing more solo episodes.

54:27It's been hard for me. For some reason, doing solos, it takes a lot of stress. It creates a lot of stress in me I don't know what it is It could just be what's going on right now And just the busyness of life I don't know It used to be a little easier for me Have you tried to be serious? But it's just gotten tougher over the years But maybe that will change But yeah, I do want to be able to continue to have Just more of a personal relationship And maybe that's something I need to pray about And can pray about So So anyway, love you guys. The hotline, 985-664-9503. Let's get to some calls. Hey, Theo, this is Jacob from Cincinnati area.

55:13What's up, Jacob? Nice to hear from you. Sorry you guys just lost Trey Hendricks in there. I saw that. But blessings onward, baby. I saw your Instagram story talking about busboys. So I used to be a busboy back in high school. Thank you for your service, brother. my sophomore and my junior year at a pretty high-end restaurant and um i think the craziest thing that happened to me there well i saw some tits once but that's not i mean that's normal shit bro that's street shit you could see a tit anywhere bro close your eyes open them bitches might see one onward i don't know man i'm more of a butt guy myself but Bro, a butt is just a big tits on the back, bro, with no nipples, with no milk in them.

56:01That's all a butt is. Let's hear it. There's one day I was working, and I agreed at this table, and this lady was mad. She's like, can I have a lobster bisque? I said, yeah, let me grab my waitress real quick. And she started ripping my ass. She's like, you don't need to go tell her this and tell her that. Just go get me the lobster bisque. And I was like, all right. well you know some time goes by and she gets up to go to the restroom so i go over there to check on the on the brother and he says um hey man how old are you i said i'm 16 sir he's like oh never mind i said well why do you ask he said uh my uh my wife loves redheads i forgot to mention but um i'm assuming that he wanted me to have sex with his wife in front of him and uh you know i don't think i would have done it uh maybe for the right price and shit but yeah anyways dr i love you man love you too brother praise god and he almost got um he almost got a sex trafficked or whatever there by an urban couple and you know that's the kind of shit uh that's happening, bro.

57:15When you had high-end shit, anything could happen, bro. You might get sex trafficked or whatever. When you had a low-end place, if you had a, you know, if you're working at a subway or something like that or more of like a lower-tier fast, you know, you're lucky if somebody tries to touch your ass or whatever or something. Or somebody tries to fucking put their hand in your pants real fast and pull it out and get a quick sniff of your dick, boy. But if you had a high-end place, you might actually get traffic, you know? Not some fucking hand-sniffing dick monkey over there trying to rub on you or whatever.

57:47But what I'm saying is this, dude. Yeah, they wanted that ginger, boy. They wanted that fucking little firework. You feel me? They wanted that fucking spicy candle. But that's okay, bro. That's the kind of shit. When you work high-end shit, you at least get job opportunities, bro. I always tell my friends, if you're working in a high-end place, you might get a job opportunity, bro. hey bro thanks for your service bro type shit we out boy blm dude glm too kind of

58:23uh all right let's hear this hey what's up theo love from new jersey this is charlie i was a busboy at my brother's steakhouse and the best part about being a busboy is you can be fed you got a lot of food in the back there so you can snag on the food and um you know being a bus boy might not be the best job but be the best bus boy you can be bro what are you fucking richard nixon or something dude we're just trying to freaking clean up the tables twin you feel me dog but i got you but i don't you don't always get food in the bag dude i worked at this one place and they would they would have soup but we could only eat it when it was really hot bro if the shit got too kind of cooled off the dude wouldn't let us eat it so he like watching kids eat that hot soup or whatever that guy was a per uh maybe a pedophile or whatever but but we didn't know him that good we was employees you know um but yeah but yeah i feel you do you worked at your brother's steakhouse and you got fed bro it sounded like you was just over there hanging out boy that's fucking gentrification bro all right let's take another the call here.

59:33Hey, Theo. This is Ryan. So I used to bus tables at this seafood place, and there's this old guy who came in all the time. We're talking in late 70s, quiet, always sat at the same two top by the window. Every single visit, he ordered the same thing, a dozen raw oysters and iced tea. Now, if you've ever been a bus boy, you know the rule nobody says out loud, you know, if a table leaves and there's food that looks untouched, you know, it's fair game. Yeah, you can have a little. So the guy finishes up, pays, leaves, and goes over, and you know, I go over to clear the table, and there's still a couple oysters there still sitting in the shelves, and they look perfect.

1:00:17Oh, bro, them bitches don't look perfect, bro! Going near somebody else's oysters, dude? That's crazy, bro. Let's hear it. Lemon wedge, cocktail sauce, the whole setup Honestly, it looked like you barely touched them Oh, bro Dog, I don't care if somebody Even just a little bit touched an oyster, bro I ain't even showing up at that thing Now a scallop, bro A scallop is just a fucking big gay oyster, bro It's just basically like a bear in the gay community or whatever But amongst shellfish Let's hear more Scallops, they suck And I'm hungry I've been running around for like six hours So I look around the dining room real quick Nobody's paying attention.

1:00:59I grab one of the oysters, hit it with a little lemon, and just slurp it right down there while I'm cramming the plates. A couple minutes later, I'm back in the kitchen, and one of the servers goes, hey, did you clear that old guy's oysters table? I'm like, yeah. And she goes, did he do his weird thing again? Now I'm already nervous, and I'm like, what weird thing? And she goes, oh, he doesn't actually eat them. He just sucks on them for the flavor and spits them back in the shell. man when i tell you the entire kitchen turn and look me because by that point the oyster was long gone the dishwasher just starts laughing goes bro you ate a secondhand oyster and the whole the worst part about it was just everybody knew this guy did that like it's just a known thing about him nobody told the new bus nobody nobody told me this so that's the day i learned an important restaurant rule uh if a food's still sitting a customer's plate there's there's probably reason.

1:01:54Bruh, don't, you can't be eating nobody's oyster like that, bruh. Damn, bruh. I can't even imagine that. Oh, it makes my fucking lungs hurt right now hearing you say that, you bastard. Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Why would you do that? I just, I just don't understand why Why you would do that? God.

1:02:30Oh, oh. Bro, that's bad, dog. My buddy used to be like that. Boy, my boy Josh, we used to work over there at Morton Seafood over there. On the Chifuncta River down there in Louisiana, Madisonville. And we were busboys back then and shit. and we was always trying to finish off a little bit of food or that. And sometimes the shrimps, I didn't notice, the shrimps, if somebody eats a peeled shrimp, sometimes a little bit gets kind of kept down by the tail over there and he would peel off that last little outside part and just get that last bit of snack off that thing, boy. He was like that, though.

1:03:11He was like that, bro. He was a real, he got his GED. Let's hear another call on it. Yo Theo, this is Jackson. I got a crazy story for you. I was a busboy at the worst denies you could possibly imagine. Oh, which one was it? Every single one? Let's hear more. I'm talking like just people throwing stuff everywhere. It was a mess. We know who you're talking about when you say people as well, but let's hear more. But this one time, this whole group of people, 15 people came in. They seemed nice. They seemed real nice. Apparently, it was a graduation. And one of the boys just graduated, and the rest of the guys were very happy.

1:04:01They decided that they were going to order the all-you-can-eat pancakes, just one of them. and I have to explain to 15, 17 year olds that you can't buy just one all you can eat pancakes you gotta buy 15 all you can eat pancakes let's just say they beat my ass and I had to give them all you can eat pancakes I don't even believe that story they beat your ass at a Denny's but first of all that might be true nobody would even notice but you just gave them all you can eat pancakes I don't even believe that thank you for the call do you believe that Trevin? I mean, shit happens at Denny's, bro. They beat his ass and then he's continued to work for the day?

1:04:42Tears in his eyes. I don't know. I appreciate the call, Jackson. I just do not believe it. Is it wrong for me to say that, Trevin? No, I mean, it's a fair assumption. Okay. And I'm sorry you got hurt if you did get hurt. But I don't think you did. All right. Theo, my brother. I used to be a busboy slash kind of bar back for this steakhouse in Nashville. And I worked there for like, I don't know, a year and a half. And basically, I would just kind of pick up dishes from the table sometimes and, you know, cut fruit for the bartender stuff. But I would, you know, I would clock in at like 3.30 in the afternoon and I would leave at like 10.30 at night.

1:05:28And I maybe worked, I mean, I maybe did two hours of work while I was there. and so after about a year and a half of working there the manager pulls me into the office one day and he goes hey man uh we're going to eliminate your position uh we don't really think that we need a bar back and i said you don't i wasn't even mad i was like yeah i'm i was like i've been working here for a year and a half and i don't really know what i do to be totally honest with you and uh and i've always imagined that that's what it would be like to work for the federal government. So yeah, that was my experience.

1:06:05Uh, amen, man. That's from a guy, Ethan Anderson. Uh, thank you, bro. Yeah. That's a dude. I agree. I mean, they just voted to let pet like perverts keep spending money out of a slush fund or whatever the government, our government has sold us up the river, brother. So I'm just glad that you had a job even for a little bit. That'll be it. One day we'll be in a museum. Even if you had a job just for a week or something. He'll be like, oh, tell us about what it was like. There'll be three people left. That's great, man. That's great stuff, bro. I said, you don't. All right. Let's see what else we got here.

1:06:43There's a great one, too, that I'm going to play after this. I've been a busboy on and off for a while. Currently on. Type shit. Big dog. Stay in the game, bro. Stay in the freaking game, dude. Just wear knee braces or whatever if things are getting bad. Stay in the game. The wildest story I had was probably I was working at P.F. Chang's and I found someone's panties under the table and I had to get to the back of the kitchen. But, you know, thanks. You had to get them to the back of the kitchen for what, huh? What did they want them? some perv back there huffing on them bitches, boy.

1:07:31Been there, daddy. We've all been there, huh? To be young. Hey, Penny. Have you tried the green chilies? All right, let's get one more here. Yeah, dude, the things you'd find under the table, bro. I found a molar under one table one time. we had a dude left his ashes, his buddy's ashes or whatever from a fire, death burning thing or whatever, funerals.

1:08:06Trying to think. Yeah, panties or whatever, bro. And if that's at P.F. Chang's you was at, that shit's popping though. P.F. Chang's was nice though. At a certain time, bro, that shit was nice. All right, let's get one. One more here. I love this one. I think we'll probably finish on this one for now. We'll see. And we might do some more next week, next time we do a solo. I like this. I like kind of seeing what kind of people were doing what. Bus boys, tell me about it. Bus girls, who was out there. Now, we didn't have a lot of bus girls, bro. The bus boys had to try to flirt with the hostesses, but we were kind of too low class for them.

1:08:45So really, the waiters got the hostesses, really, to date them. So bus boys was always out. That was the thing about being busboys. You were always on your own, bro. You were always this outsider group. You weren't really the kitchen. They didn't respect you to cook. They respected you to carry the food from the cook to the table. That was it. They respected you to have the food for about seven or eight seconds. That's as much respect as they gave you when you was a busboy. They didn't respect you to cook it. They didn't respect none of that shit. They didn't respect you. They said for seven seconds you could carry this over there.

1:09:18that's how much respect they have for you onward here's a call right here is from jason v hi theo i used to be a bus boy at a couple different restaurants the first restaurant was the burger bar in stockbridge michigan it was owned by my uncle danny who was a vietnam war veteran he loved asian women he used to tell me growing up all the time he's like get you an oriental woman jason they cook they clean they don't talk back he owned the burger bar and i worked with him and the manager of the burger bar was my mom so i worked with my mom uncle danny was the owner and my mom was the manager and my mom had a relationship with her first cousin steve that was the son of my uncle danny and steve was in the outlaws motorcycle club of course road name was push rod and i eventually got out of that environment and i grew up and i got my own car and i became a bus boy at the ground ground in jackson michigan i worked a few days a week there and i worked on kids night which was tuesday night and they used to have this clown come in and this clown was named plinko plinko was in his fucking late 40s or 50s or some shit and he was named after that Price is Ray game because he and his mom were like really close and she fucking died of cancer or some shit and he just called himself Plinko the Clown.

1:10:50Plinko didn't have a driver's license. I don't know if Plinko was ever legal to drive in the state of Michigan and I used to have to pick him up for work. My boss would give me like an extra$20 if I would pick up Plinko and I formed a relationship with him. he would buy me booze all the fucking time let me smoke cigarettes and i would pick him up and he put his clown makeup on as we were driving to the ground round and he would basically i don't think they i don't think the ground round paid plinka i think they paid him in fucking alcohol because he would just get fucking hammered and he would make these kids like these fucked up balloon animals like not even balloon animals like balloon items like he had like a fucking hatchet he would make and like a balloon machine gun and he would just be sitting in the back as i was bussing tables and he would be drinking and he would be like i fucking hate kids and i gave plinko a ride home and after i quit the ground round plinko actually hooked me up with this dude that he was friends with and his name was detroit rick and we used to sell cable the scramblers out of the back of Detroit ring oh yeah cable to scramblers dude that shit was hype big industry onward van it was like a cash only thing I made a lot of money then after that I joined the army national guard and I became a recruiter for the national guard I hope this information helps thank you for your service thank you for your service Jason V that's dude that is thank you bro thank you I was losing hope in humanity and in myself and you just restored it with a good story i appreciate that sometimes that's sometimes that's all we need you know yeah thank you bro that is thank you for your service jason v and for your service as an uh as a army national guardsman um that's it that's it for today.

1:12:54Happy St. Patrick's Day. You know, try the green chilies. Try them on St. Patty's Day. Try them for St. Patty's. Put them in your St. Patty's food. That's a green additive. What else? That's about it. You know, hang in there. We'll keep our heads up. We keep doing our best. We live to fight another day.

1:13:23Busboysmovie.com. That's where you can go get a ticket if you like. Busboysmovie.com. Yeah. Anyway, God bless you guys. Be good to yourselves.

1:13:35Because you deserve it. You know, you do. We have to be good to ourselves. And one day at a time. You know? One day at a time, whatever's going on. if something's tough in your life you don't have to you don't think I have to deal with this my whole life or I can't do this my whole life or I can't do this can I do this today that's been helping me recently can I do this today can I get through this today

1:14:08but yeah thank you guys for paying attention and I appreciate the support and um gang gang have you tried the green chilies hey buddy now I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be cornerstone oh but when I reach that ground I'll share this peace of mind I found I can feel it in my bones but it's gonna tell you

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