#649 - Nate Diaz & Chris Avila

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31:13I think it helps them. I think it helps with everything, you know, kind of like common sense type of thing. Like, I think people would get hurt less more and think a little more about what they do. I keep going all day, but, you know, like, jujitsu I think is necessary for everybody. It's like learning how to swim. Like, I think everybody should learn how to swim. What if you fall in some fucking water? Yeah, so that's what I think about jujitsu too. People are walking around acting cool and shit. I'm like, what if somebody just drowns you? Yeah. So that's why I started training. I'm like, you know, people actually walk around can do this to you?

31:53Yeah, right. I'm going to master this shit. Is that what your kind of mentality was starting out with it? Yeah, you're walking around helpless and you don't even know it. Right. You know what I'm saying? A fucking tidal wave might come. You're going to fucking drown. So that's scary to me. Yeah. So I would learn how to do that. Yeah, it's fucked up. Yeah, it's fucked up. It's fucked up, dude. No, you're right. People don't even think about it or consider it, though. People are like, oh, I'll go fight. When's the last fight you got in? Yeah. You don't even know that you can't fight. And I know that you don't know that.

32:30You know what I'm saying? It's like, and people aren't even conscious or aware of that. So I think that's a scary situation. to get all deep again about it that's real shit just cause you slapped a guy one time at a pizza parlor doesn't mean you can fucking defend yourself it's true though he might have been able to just drown you and you don't even know it he might have saved my life that day he might have said I could fucking you were too down for him nah fuck that this guy just drowned in me I'm out yeah I think definitely the confidence building yeah I learned how to talk to people and like I would go to train when I'm a kid, 15, and I'd get smoked.

33:10I'd get high as fuck all the time. And I would go on the train, and it would be like, I'd hate coming on time because I'd be like, if I go on time, we got to sit there and talk to all these guys. And the guys who train are like cops and work at a bakery and doctors. And everybody was older than me. I was a kid, and I was like, social anxiety. I was like, I don't want to go talk to these people. I don't want to talk to them. I don't even talk to a kid in your sense. You know what I'm saying? So I'm like, I got to go talk to these people. I could only talk to my friends. So I'd go there and then I'd train with them, these 35-year-old dudes and shit.

33:42And I'd fucking choke everybody because I was there more than them. And I'd be like, and then all of a sudden they're asking me a question about the movie. And I'm telling them about the movies. And they're going here. And they're like, what do you do? Are you in school? I'm like, yeah, I'm here. And all of a sudden we're in a full-on conversation. And I'm talking to 35-year-old cops. And I'm selling weed and training and not talking to anybody older than me. so I learned how to talk to people and understand people and, you know, communicate. So it helps with, with just falling into the social pipeline.

34:12It's not funny.

34:17So that helped me there. And then, cause especially after training, you get an endorphin off your hobby. You're like, I'm not asking you something you know about. Not so you're explaining, look, you go here, you pass the guard like this and do like that. And then they're going, well, I, what are you doing? I go run and I can do this. and like want to go get lunch and all right and now you got a friend and all of a sudden your friend is some 35 year old cop and like what kid do you know that sells weed is friends with a cop that's this and now you got they're just homeboys and then and it's like i learned a lot from all that training and it helped with with everything yeah yeah dude there was something oh the endorphins after a class even if you just got choked out by a fucking like a 35 pound girl girl right you'd be like fuck yeah i'm gonna get that bitch next week it could be dude i got choked out by this fucking 13 year old girl i will say this i think she had taken some tai tai bow or whatever it's called taekwondo taekwondo right and so i was like okay so this obviously you know this bitch knows what she's doing or whatever but anyway i fucking got leveled out by this chick in one class and i just remember driving home in my head thinking i'm gonna fuck that kid up next week, which was a crazy thought.

35:29But also, yeah, the endorphins, people you would meet. If you're choking on a fucking baker, you'd like fucking smell those cinnamon rolls, bitch, you know? I better get a free fucking... That's Ty Bo, my wrong. My bad. That's some other shit, bro. That's that fucking... Look at the dude on the right, bro. That dude. He's excited. He's fucking... He loves Ty Bo. He'll put a full Nelson in your ass. That fella right there, bro. Oh, damn. He'll half Nelson some dude's balls in his throat. That's fucking crazy, bro. Is fighting fun for you guys now? Does it change over time once it becomes a career?

36:08It's the best thing to do, like training-wise, I think. Helps out with life and shit. So that's what I think. Yeah, I've been fighting for so long. I think him, too. He's like, once we've been doing this for so long, if you're not fighting, it's like, that's what I do. right so it's and then when like when you train for a fight and get done with the fight fuck that shit i ain't gonna hide what the fuck i just put in all kinds of work and did all this because nobody could do that it's a lot of work and then uh not even the work too just the mental just go to sleep like if someone the normal had to fight about you're fighting three months to be okay they go i'm gonna sleep that i can't sleep yeah they can't even make it to a fight so it's like it's a whole thing and once you get done you're like man i was finally cool i'm glad it's I ain't fucking doing that shit.

36:53Two months goes by and you're like, man, what the fuck? I need to get back to what I do. It's just what I do now. So it's like when you're not fighting, you're like, all right, I got to get back. I got to do what I do. So that's how it is for me. For you. Yeah. At a certain point, I noticed even with comedy, the thing you do, eventually it chooses you as well. It's like. It's like I have to do this because. This is what I do now. Like I can make millions of dollars doing all kinds of other shit. I'm like, fuck, fuck. There's nothing like doing what you do. Yeah, I got to. It doesn't feel like you're doing the right thing.

37:28So fighting for me is just what I do now. And it sucks and it's great and all that. Yeah. Yeah, what's the part about it that sucks the most for you guys? Dieting. Wow, what you thinking about? You be sitting there thinking about something? It's like fasting. We were talking about it earlier. How many Zins you got in? Nine. One. Damn, this would be big. I know. I don't like swallowing the spit in your Zin. Spit in that jar. It'll hurt your stomach. You do Zins? Nuh-uh, dude. I'm vaping right now, and I'm fasting. I feel like a fucking Native American over in this bitch or something. I feel like a damn Hindu or something.

38:12I got enough problems, bro. Damn, Chris is fucked up. Are you fucked up? No, no, no. Just have the zip. Yeah, go pee, man. I'm going to pee. All right. Bro, I've had some fun times in there with him, bro. I've had some fun times in there. I'm sitting there. Yeah, he'll love that, dude. Yeah, Joe's been supportive. He's the one who told me he said like a year ago, we were staying busy like with podcasting, and he's like, if you start doing two episodes a week, then nobody will be able to stop you. That's what he told me. Oh, wow. You've been banging on a lot of episodes. Yeah, so that was it. And he just said, yeah.

38:52And so we started to challenge ourselves. And it's kind of wild, like, because there'd be, it used to be hard for me to even go like an hour podcasting. And now some conversations I'll go, it'll be two and a half hours. And it'll be. And his are like that long as fuck. You're like, damn. His have so much information. I'm like, fuck, I'm dumb. I'll leave out of there feeling like, fuck, I got to go study. I just feel dumb. He just is interested in so many things, right? And he really is interested. That's the thing. He really fucking wants. He just like, it's like walking into the library. I feel like, oh, I'm fucked.

39:25I'm fucked. Yeah, yeah. Like, I could study forever and I won't get past the fucking magazines, you know? And I wind up just trickling off to all kinds of shit. And you're like, damn, now I'm in some situation where I don't know what the fuck we're talking about. Yeah, yeah. So you see this one fight, right? You saw that? Cool. We got to circle back. Yeah, yeah. We got to circle back. Oh, a lot of circle. Dude, yeah, I wish I could call timeouts when I was in Joe's podcast just to give myself, my brain, a chance to me to give my brain a pep talk in those bitches, bro, because he's just so smart and so interested.

39:57So you got the MVP promotion, and it's Netflix. It's the Mike Perry fight. That's what's coming up. How did the fight come to be? Well, me and Mike Perry have been the biggest thing on the outside of the UFC. yeah I've been following for a cool minute and he's been doing moves and making shit happen and respect because like nobody's doing knows how to do shit people who are the talent are just the fucking talent and I'm like bro I have to get out of here because

40:36I'm not that's not what I am you know so So, and I get out and I'm like, what I do is fight. I need to do what I do. So I've been like, there's nobody out here. And then he's out there doing this thing and we got offered each other a few times. And it was in the direction of it happening. And a couple of things happened, didn't happen, and now it's happening. So that, unfortunately, this is the only way to make it happen. because

41:12it's time. He's been doing a great job. He's been knocking people out. He beat fucking beat middleweight champion that was his name? Rockhold. He beat Rockhold and he beat Eddie Alvarez lightweight champion for years. He beat he beat Jerry Stevens up. He beat who else? He beat back to back whooping everybody's ass. Michael Venom Page. He beat MVP. I didn't even know. That was a great fight, bro. Yeah, MVP does a good job. He out there knocking people on, doing a good job. That was a close one. That one went to the cards, didn't it? Yeah. And everybody complains about MVP's boring fights, but you need someone like Mike Perry who's going to go forward.

41:50That made it a fucking war. It was dope. He dropped. Yeah, that makes a good fight. Yeah. And that's what I said back in the day. Like, I ain't fighting people who aren't fighters. I'm fighting fighters because that makes good fights, and that goes down in the brain, in the memory bank for fucking fights in history. is good fighters fighting each other and uh i think that was the best best thing to do out here is beat somebody who's doing a fucking great job at fucking whipping ass and making bigger moves and just being a fucking meathead ass fighter and uh that's what i'm that's what i'm attacking is the best of the best and mike's a fan favorite people love him people of both you guys you guys have such huge fan bases and stuff it's fuck that's gonna be a tough one to watch bro it's It's going to be fucking tough one to watch.

42:36And I remember earlier, I was like, are you excited for this fight? And you're like, bro, that's not exactly the way to say it. Yeah. It's not the feeling. What is the feeling more? Because as a fan, yeah, you kind of ask this dumb question. Like, are you excited?

42:57The feeling is just get in there and get out of it alive. and don't fuck up so fuck excited fuck bro I'm fucking scared and I'm not even gonna I'm just gonna be I'm gonna come I'm gonna go but yeah I'm fucking scared you have a training camp I'm scared now bro damn your training camp starts tomorrow you're not even fighting bro that's exciting you have to go watch a fight nah that's cool though you're right though that's kind of it's hard to like so few people can put themselves into that perspective bro because so many to so many people a fight is one of the scariest things bro it's like public speaking with your fucking face and fists you know it's the scariest thing to people and the fact that you guys do it man I think that's what makes all the fighters warriors like when I go watch UFC dude I'm like these people are fucked they do something that's so foreign to so many people remember on Gladiator when the warrior Russell Crowe is like getting ready to go out and he does that.

44:07He's been in war forever and he's standing there and he's getting ready to go out like, fuck, we gotta go to war right here like some fucking slaves. This is crazy. And he's looking at the other slaves. You gotta go to war and that's a guy from shaking and peeing. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Fuck. Fuck, dude. Yeah, that's everybody. Yeah. You don't know nothing about that. He's just sitting there, and that's a good fucking scene right there. Yeah. He's like, calm down, Nick. We're going to make it out alive. So that's the film. What movie was it? Gladiator. Remember he's sitting there in the back, and they're all there, and they're making it.

44:47Yeah. They're going to fight for entertainment. And then the guy's in front of him. But that's what he does because he's running right away. They were hunting him down, and he ran the whole army. So that's what he does. and he's going to go out there to go to war with a bunch of rookies. He's like, come on, let's go. And then the guy in front of him is just peeing. He's shivering. He's peeing. And he's going out there. He's looking like, damn, that's fucked up. Stay by me, dog. You'll be all right. Stay close, bro. Stay fucking. I'm going to be hiding under somebody. So that, when people say, are you excited, the guy who says, are you excited, reminds me of that guy.

45:23You're like, come with me, bro. Let's go to war. Amen, bro. And you have a fight too, Avila. It just announced on the card against Brandon Jenkins. Yeah, Brandon Jenkins. So it was the same day, May 16th. Yeah, he fought in UFC a few times. He fought in PFL. He fought a lot too. And it's MMA. MMA, yeah. Do you prefer one or the other these days? Not really. I've been fighting boxing. My last MMA fight was in 21. So I'm excited to get back in there. He boxed when I fought too. Who did you fight last? My last fight? Well, my last fight was against a guy on MVP. It was against Ariel Perez. But the fight before that, no, yeah, that was in August.

46:11But the last fight I had before that was Ben Henderson in the UK. Yeah. And he fought, who did you fight? He fought Pettis. I fought Pettis. Stevens. Jeremy Stevens. Yeah, I beat them both. And that was all boxing, right? It was all boxing. Yeah. but yeah i'm getting back in the mma right here and will you guys train to get you guys will be in camp together yeah so what does the camp look like this this time does it look different because of these fighters that you're fighting like do you start to shape it for that yeah yeah well with boxing just boxing all the time now now we got wrestling wrestling coming in uh mma fighters coming in kickboxers coming in it's a lot more work than easy ass boxing But, yeah, we got everybody coming in for full war zones.

46:59We get the best in every yard. We get the best kickball. I'm going to bring Joe Schilling out. He's got to fight too, right? Yeah, he's got to fight too. And they got a bunch of kickboxers they're going to bring out with him, and we'll drill and train that. And I got my boxing coach, Richard Perez, and then me and him and about a dozen other pro fighters at the gym. And then we're going to bring sparring in for that. And then I got Nick Salivar runs in my wrestling program at the gym, and he's going to bring in wrestlers. And I got Ernie Reyes out here rolling with me everywhere. He's the best, dude.

47:34Remember when he hit Bobby? Yeah, that's funny. We're not going to say, we're taking that out, Ernie. Don't even worry. Asian on Asian crime. We're going to be some brown on brown crime. Dude, yeah, a lot of people think you and Mike Perry should fight for the winner gets to say the N-word, bro. That's what it really should be. I feel like.

47:57And I heard you guys are going to train right after this. Yeah, my boxing coach just flew in, so we're going to go meet him. I wanted to take a nap, but it's good. Remember that one guy who don't like naps? Oh, yeah, he had beef with naps. Who was he? John Berthold. I was on Instagram. You know who it is, right? Yeah, John Berthold. Yeah, that guy hates naps. He apologized. Oh, he hates naps? I know who John Berthold is. Wasn't he sarcastic about a podcast? Yeah, he apologized. No, kind of. Yeah, he was. I don't like naps if you ain't doing shit either, but if you're doing shit, you need a nap.

48:28Yeah, sometimes I do. I can't. If I know I have a lot of shit to do, though, it's hard to fucking. I don't call it a nap either, pussy. I'd say I fucking closed my eyes for five seconds. Naps, man. I don't take naps. I just don't have time for naps, man. What's this guy's beef with naps? Dude, this motherfucker takes naps. I don't trust people to take naps, dude. I just found that out. He doesn't take naps, dude. He's a grown-ass man. No. Dude, yeah. It's like, dude, the whole world's moving while you're napping, bro. It's fucking. I can't fuck with a nap. I just, I can't. Hey, you want to know something?

48:54I take naps. Hey, I take naps. I don't sleep. Hey, if that dude came with me for a day, what's his name again? Jon Bernthal. I like him too. He's cool. Remember on the movie? He was on that zombie show too. Yeah, he was on the zombie show. He beat the zombies out of, in Atlanta. But if that motherfucker came with me for the week, that boy would be sleeping. He'd be taking naps. And I'd be waking up like, I hate naps, motherfucker. Get up. It's time to grind. That guy should hang out with me. That's funny. He'd be napping up. Will this fight, will this be y 'all's biggest payday for fights?

49:33Same for me. Okay. And if that's too personal, I'll just let me know if I'll be out of line. Same. No, it's a regular payday. Yeah. Because it's, I mean, Netflix, it feels like to me, it's trying to get into the fight game, obviously. You know, this is going to be kind of their first MMA card. Is that right, Nick? Yeah. and they're just doing live events like spectacles and that's why they need the big names um did you feel like something like this would come along did you feel like just the way that's the way that the business was headed it was kind of like when the pay-per-view models kind of flipped over you could tell some change we may have needed to know about it so you're like but now you're like okay we can work with that you know what i'm saying so uh yeah we didn't know what to expect before you didn't see it coming but now that it's here it makes sense yeah you feel me yeah but uh i got my own promotion that i'm planning on kicking off the whole been since i was trying to get out since i was trying to get out years ago so i understand it and uh it's cool that it's cool that i'm starting to understand better and i'm i'm gonna learn more as i go and then i plan on running shit over with it too did you learn a lot from just like the experience with the Jake Paul fight?

50:53Like how? Like just like seeing like the business, like more, just having to. No, I seen that developing. I could see them picking up game and understanding that I went and I'm always learning something about something. So I think every experience, yeah, you're picking up as you go. Yeah. Not specifically. I learned that they're doing the same as we go, you know? Yeah. Was there a chance that you were going to come back into UFC?

51:35I want to go back to UFC, yeah.

51:41I fucking I have bigger I have bigger I have bigger offers from the UFC than I got from these guys but the offers where the opponents weren't the right opponents at the moment and I believe everything in this fight game in a lot of things but the fight game is timing and I think that if I would have went to the UFC. I wouldn't have been fighting the fighters that I want to be fighting. I want to fight the best of the best. And if I'm not going to get that, then I'm going to fight the biggest thing I could. That was offering me the best. Yeah, like, all right, for instance, I think that if I went back to the UFC,

52:32they want me to fight Conor McGregor right now. for me, Conor McGregor just pulled up his record. Do we got his record? Okay, I know this, but I'm like, I'm thinking about it. I'm like, Conor McGregor just fucking lost to Poirier, I think. He got knocked out on his ass. What's his last two so I can refresh my memory? Poirier, right? Okay. So Poirier knocks his ass out, right? And then he breaks his leg, which was horrible because poor A is a fucking sorry little bitch and and disagree and he yeah I know what can you say and I'm like I'm like he knocks him out and then he gets his leg broken and it's like fuck that's fucking horrible like we're adversaries but I'm like bro you broke your whole shit I don't wish that on nobody you know what I'm saying and then he got knocked out and then like I'm like okay I hope he comes back and does good I hope he does you know what I'm saying and then everybody's kind of mounted down.

53:37This guy went. And I'm like, all right, cool. And then he's going to come back, and I know he's having a hard time with UFC because I've been having my hard times with UFC. And I'm like, yo, good vibes to him. Handle your shit. And in the meantime, I'm doing whatever I'm doing. And then when he is ready to come back now, and he's motivated and doing what he's got to do, and I'm like, okay, I want to fight motherfucking BMF motherfuckers claiming my belt that's running all around. Charles Oliveira just won the fight, right? I'm like, right, you're rocking my belt now, and you're running around like you're the baddest motherfucker.

54:12So that's when I'm like, yo, what's popping with the UFC? So I'm like, let's link up and get this fight popping. And then I go back to talk to them about it, and they're all ready for me to come back and fight Conor. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen to what I'm talking about. I want to fight the best of the best when they are the best of the best. Conor's great but I'm not trying to go kill off Conor when he's on his last dying fucking leg yeah literally that's fucked up but but I'm not trying to be the ending to some fucker's story like that like we ain't friends we ain't none of that but I ain't trying to finish this dude off I want and that's what I plan on doing if we're fighting and at the same time I ain't trying to get fucked up by nobody who just got knocked out on his ass and broke his leg all the time and they're like, this guy's down and out.

55:01Now he's nothing but motivated to fight me. Right. Because who else is going to fight in there? And they're probably going to end up giving him a fucking BMF belt, fucking bitch-ass Olivera, who I believe I'll beat the fucking shit out of. You know what I'm saying? Out of Olivera? Yeah. He's been in the game. People I've been beat, beat him. I beat Pettis. Pettis choked that fool. I beat some Ronnie. Sonny kicked them all up in his ass, pucked them like a little bitch. And then I... But if he took you to the ground. He's walking around with my belt, though. Yeah. He got your jewelry. He's walking around with my belt.

55:33And this fool, actually, one time, he won the title. And I'm like, what's up? I'll fight Olivera. I know I'll beat Olivera. And then Olivera is like, no thanks, homie. I put a tweet out, like, I'll fight him. And then he put a tweet out, like, no thanks, homie. I'm trying to fight for big stuff, world championships. And I'm like, oh, OK. I understand you have the right to big league me because you're a Mr. Champion or anything. I'm like, all right, go ahead. But you're sorry, Austin. And then a few months later, a little while later, after Conor breaks his leg all up and gets knocked out all the place, this was like, I'll fight Conor McGregor.

56:09I'm like, I thought you wanted bigger and better things. You picking on people who are on a downfall. And that's my perspective on the whole situation. Got it. So then they want me to come back and fight. Olivera. I believe they want me to come back and fight Conor McGregor, not Olivera. You know, I'm like, well, I'm going to fight for my belt that I created, that I deserve, since I started a whole division to bring value up to all these fucking fighters. Right, you started the BMF belt. I started the whole shit. That's me. That's my belt you're wearing on my hip. So, yeah, you just got tatted with the BMF belt.

56:43That's me that you're holding. Okay? And they're like, okay, we want you to come back, and then maybe later we'll do that. I'm like, okay, well, you know who's doing a good job? the same, almost close to the same amount offer for Mike Perry, who's the fucking most violent motherfucker around right now, doing things, taking over businesses, running shit, doing his own promotion. And I'm like, that sounds a lot more, a lot more, I'm a lot more enthusiastic to get up and run and get ready to train for this motherfucker who's going to knock me out or I'm going to knock his ass out. And we're going to take what's, who's the bigger dog of the bigger best motherfuckers there are you know i'm saying and then in the meantime i'm not fighting for mvp i'm fighting for netflix and i'm fighting from real fight incorporated which i'll probably be doing next with netflix anyway real fight entertainment on a thing and show you how to throw a real uh mma fight show i've been in the UFC for 20 years now so I'm like yo I'm gonna do that from real fighting with you know I'm not working for a fucking MVP like all these other motherfuckers are I'm a UFC fighter I'm working for me for real fighting and I'm hunting Jake Paul's motherfucking ass not taking a fight with a guy who's on the comeback man fuck Connor will fight again when the time is right and it's time to fight but it's gonna be when we both on the uprise not not when someone's dying out or coming i'm not nobody's comeback story either so i'm fighting the most dangerous most violent motherfucker there is on netflix and then i'm hunting his boy that he works with that mvp so that's what i'm doing right now that's that's my objective and that's what i'm doing i didn't want to talk about it but that's what's happening oh no i didn't and i didn't know that no it's all good but okay if it came up that's what it is and is real fight incorporated that's your group and that's and you guys are co-promoters on the fight yeah a little bit they're what happened i'm like do your thing whatever i'm just gonna do this because i stay active i want to stay active fighting because that's what i do and feel good to do what i do yeah and not fighting is not it you know i i fight that's what i do so i plan on fighting forever and that's what i'm doing right now finding the best guy I could fight on the outside.

59:08I'm bigger than fighting some no-name-ass motherfuckers in UFC or somebody on a downspiel. I'm like, but as far as UFC's concerned, I'm fucking in love with UFC. That's my shit. That's where I come from, and that's what it is, and all this shit came from it. Like, even Jake Paul's fucking ass, and he's over here having a beef with UFC. I'm like, the UFC made you, motherfucker, because you found a loophole and you wouldn't box a bunch of UFC fighters. I know, too. I'm in on the joke. MMA fighters cannot box. You know what I'm saying? Who was the fight that – when you hear him say this stuff, Chris, how do you feel about it?

59:49I'm just listening. That's on it. That's his thing. Yeah, I feel it, though. Yeah, I don't know. That's his situation. I don't really know. Do you think he needs any different type of prep to fight a guy like mike perry nah i think mike perry is a good that's right up the alley for a real fight yeah yeah fuck the good part about him is he comes to fight oh yeah he comes down he tries to take you clean out and that's that's what i'm trying to do too and if you're gonna try to take me clean out well you know it's it's hard to fight a guy who's trying not to fight you and a lot of my losses on my record or any fights i've lost have been motherfuckers who are trying not to fight me you know loophole around the whole fighting even like even like Paul I feel like I beat Paul but a lot of people felt that way but it was his like big show so it's like okay alright but I know I know from experience I ain't winning no decisions even if I do so watch that fight over and don't read the punch count in your own count without somebody else's I won that fight too and you mentioned a couple of guys in that and you mentioned Poirier who I'm obviously a huge fan of and I love.

1:01:06What was the and yeah, and I obviously disagree with how you feel about him, but you guys are fighters. I hate the pussy. I'm not in you guys' universe, so except as a fan. Why didn't that fight ever kind of show up for you guys? Because he had pussy surgery when we were supposed to fight. There's a video of it. Pull the video of him in the hospital. No, he had part of his knee scope, didn't he? No, his hip. Pussy. Yeah, that fight was lined up when we had Dustin Poirier on in 2018. Right. Yeah, he's got a pussy. Pull the video when he was in the hospital and they fucked you, Nate. You know what I'm saying?

1:01:44If it was a pussy, I will say this, it looked just like a hip. Pussy. Pussy removal. Didn't he say fuck you? Talking all that shit about steroids. Fuck you, Nate. He's on anesthesia. Yeah, bro. His penis was removed. Yeah, penis removed on surgery. So we didn't get to fight. Y 'all like, was that one that like, did that? Let's make fun of him a little bit. Come on. Louisiana's pussy boy. I'm kidding. I know. It's all good, baby. Dustin, we love you. No, no, no, you're a pussy. You guys are one of those guys that - He quit his job and then was like, I want to box me and a thing. I'm like, why'd you quit too early, stupid?

1:02:37He fucking was hurting. He couldn't even move one of his legs. He's emotional. I mean, he didn't have much motion. He's emotional. His fucking, what is it? His fucking estrogen levels were high. Oh, yeah. He got estrogen high. I would never want to get hit by his estrogen, man. That's for sure, dude. That shit rubs off. That's why I'm like, I'm cool. I'll find that pussy because it rubs off. It does. You hang out with pussies. You know what I'm saying? What if you fight one, too? And then it's like, he tries to hold on to you too much. You got pussy on me. Bro, he's a fucking one of the toughest UFC fighters ever, bro.

1:03:15He's one of the greats. Poirier? Yeah. Whatever, dude. I'm kidding. No, he's one of the greats. Yeah, he's done good. He's done good. I'm going to change the subject. Can't fight. Huh? I'm kidding. I'm just giving you shit. Do you think Jake Paul will ever fight MMA Or do you think that's all just What do you think I'm doing here I'm on the hunt I'm gonna take his ass clean out I gotta fight Perry Get through the fight Who's a really Big task at hand And then We get the Paul fight And

1:03:51And that'll be MMA. Yeah, we'll see. Time will tell, though. And I ain't going nowhere. But he said a lot that he's going to have fight MMA. Yeah, I know he says that. That's what he says. That's what he says. We'll see. I think he will, though. I'm just saying... What is he saying? Projected into existence. He does that good, so yeah. Speaking into existence. Yeah, I think he will. Do you think Jake could win an MMA fight? Not against him, no. We're going to do just a little bit of word association. We're going to put some pictures up with some guys and just throw the first word that comes into your head, Nate, on these guys.

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1:06:43Don't slap me. It's Dr. Slap. I got sacked and slapped for grooming. But grooming happens, bro. I thought it was because I shaved. It's become a popular American pastime amongst a lot of our politicians. I didn't get it until Andrew came in. He got groomed. He's the one who got groomed. I didn't get groomed, bro. All right. Ain't nobody got groomed around here. Okay. Goddamn it, Theo. I ain't coming here no more. What about... I ain't coming here no more. What do y 'all think of the UFC as a 250 card, the White House card? Who's on the card again? Pereira? Main events, Ilya Tuperea and Justin Gaethje.

1:07:21Kyle Dawkus, Bo Nickel. Pereira's on there, right? No, I think they wanted to do Pereira. I thought he was going to fight Gane or something. Can you pull the card? I think that's on there. I think it's going to be a good card. Tuperea, Gaethje. Pereira, Gansey. Sean O'Malley's in Miami. That's cool. It's going to be tough. Chandler's on there. Who? Chandler. Michael Chandler. Where, where, where? Who's he fighting? He's fighting Mauricio Ruffey. Bo Nickel. Who the hell's Bo Nickel fighting? Diego Lopez. That's going to be dope. They're just pumping up Bo Nickel. Who the hell's that guy? Kyle Dacus from Philadelphia.

1:08:00He's good. Look at Diego Lopez. A little mustache. That's funny. That's a good picture. That's hilarious, dude. They're doing extensive background checks for people that are even going to the fights. Do you think you guys would even be able to clear the background checks? Do you think? Yeah, right away. I have no record. I go to Canada and my homies could get in. They all got DUIs. I'm good. I'm flying colors, baby. And Trump came to the – when I fought, Masvidal was the first time a president ever came to a fight. Really? Yeah. I didn't know that. I invited him. Did you? Yeah. I was like, yo, we found him for the baddest motherfucker in the game belt right here.

1:08:42And he's like, I got to go to that. I'm like, yeah, come through. Yeah, I dabbed him up when you were walking out. Anyways. Seeing him at the fights was wild. I'll take full responsibility for that one. Shit. Who brought a president to a fight? Nobody. Mike Tyson? No, he wasn't the president then. Was he? No, no, when Mike Tyson fought. Oh, yeah, hell no, no, no. No, I just know Trump was at Mike Tyson's fight. Yeah, bring up some pictures. Do Word Association. Fire through some pictures here, Nick. First word. Nate, sorry. First word that comes into your head. Conor McGregor. Next. Next. Elijah Gutierrez.

1:09:27That's like that. Pussy. Champion. That's right. We keep getting him up. I'm sorry, Dustin. When we're just playing. GSP.

1:09:43OG. Yeah, you go. Fasting. He's the guy who taught me about fasting. Obnoxious. Okay.

1:09:54Hoto.

1:09:57What's Hoto? Yeah. Look at that. The Grinch. Okay. There you go. The man.

1:10:13Who's that? Who is that? Well, that's Lindsey Graham. He's the guy who everybody is saying that he's just supporting Israel because they have proof on him that he's like a low-key, like closeted gay dude. I'm going to say I don't know. Poor Eliza guy in the back front. I didn't mean to you like that, Eli. Hey, Lizzie, why don't you just admit that you're gay and then people won't mock up with you anymore? That's funny. You don't want to admit it. Hey, why don't you just admit that you're gay? Hey, see that right there? No deal. That's why people should learn jiu-jitsu. Right. You know what I'm saying?

1:10:54Right. If he'd have stepped up right then. Yeah, because I'm going to fuck you up for doing that to me. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And what if you can't? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So why wouldn't he want to learn jujitsu like everybody? Like girls, kids, everybody. Are your kids in jujitsu? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Would you teach Lindsey Graham jujitsu? The gay guy? No. Absolutely not. I'll send him to somebody though. He'll be all right. You guys know somebody in D.C. that could train him? I don't know anybody in D.C., no. Or Virginia maybe? Theo talking to Mike Okay Do you ever know what they asked for telling me to Talking to Mike what Did you ever want to I don't know I haven't trained enough That's what he is bro Yeah but sometimes you know Like my boy out there I'll be like Hey pick up your thing and fix your shirt I'm like

1:11:57Sorry guys I'm just trying to relate here a little bit You know what I'm saying? One, a great moment that you had after a fight. John, grown that boy. I'm playing. A great moment you had after the fight with Michael Johnson when you called out Conor McGregor, and they took the, like, Rogan, like, kind of stopped you from talking to the mic. Did you have more you wanted to say on that? Yeah, I was about to go off on everything. I was going to be like, bitch, rich motherfucker, I fight harder than you, I train harder than you, everybody, fuck everyone here, fuck your mama, woo woo woo, but he stopped me with a good thing.

1:12:32because anything could happen endorphins yeah i'm like yo i told you this was gonna happen so i would have went off and i'm glad it got stopped when it did but then i was telling my brother man i shouldn't have said that because he said it because he's like who gives my brother knew he's like who gives the fuck bro you think anybody didn't see that i'm like oh yeah i forgot so it worked out it was good will uh shout out to joe it was a good stoppage yeah yeah good stop Because I could have said anything. It said just what I needed to say. If I would have kept going, I would have embarrassed myself.

1:13:04Amen, bro. I already am kind of still was embarrassed about a little bit of it. But I always am, so it's cool. Well, like you say, but you put it out there, bro. You're running on endorphins. That's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got the confidence to say whatever, right? Yeah. I'll say anything. Fuck everybody here. They're like, what? What if they turn on you? I shouldn't have said that. Sorry, guys. I was high. I was high. Can you fight high or no? I wish. I was kind of high when I fought Pettis. Not really. I smoked a fat blunt right before we walked in, huh? Remember when we walked in LA?

1:13:41You're not allowed to smoke weed now. Yeah, well, you can't just bring that weed in the locker room and smoke in front of the commission. So I got really high and then we walked in, but that was like an hour and a half, two hours before the fight. So I was lingering high, but it would be great to, when they're, when they're, when I was going to say when you walk out to smoke them up. But the best part would be to like smoke some right when they're going, I don't know, blue corner. Stunach, sex, five, blah, blah. Hurry up, please. That'd be the best, I think. That's me right there. There you go.

1:14:17Did, um. That's me. It is. Didn't that? That's me. Did you, because I know that Nick got, part of his thing was, his suspension was for weed, right? Whenever he got suspended. You know what you should pull up is that one fight. Yeah, Nick got in trouble for weed. Hey, can you guys pull up a fight? Who's that Hawaiian guy that you fought, that you went, dink, cracked after a shocker? Remember the guy who you hit after? He knocked out and you cracked him with the, think about it, I forget. Drake Bowen? Drake Bowen. pulling Chris Vila versus Drake Bowen and let's watch that. I laugh at this fight every time.

1:14:55That's hilarious. That is funny. Nick got suspended for five years or some shit like that when he was already fucking older and it was like ridiculous. I forget the situation. Was there ever a part where when you were when you were like heavy in UFC where you, oh here let's watch it. Can you go to the end? Yeah just go to the end. There it is. Hold on. It's coming. This is fun. All right, you can start it right here. Like this. Dink. What's up, man? Watch, watch, watch. Yeah. Blam. I never get a win like that. Yeah. I'm trying, though. Like, what up, dog? Or that. Do one more time. Repeat. That's fun.

1:15:42That's fun to watch. That makes you want to fight. That's what I'm going to do to anybody who groomed me. You almost have. Try to groom me. You almost had it against Leon Edwards. I know, I did almost get Leon fucking ass. Respectfully, do you have any regret for not going after him? I did go after him. But you pointed after you rocked him. Let's clear it up. Put that fight on. Put on and write that part. I'll show you. People don't understand. They just like to make that the narrative of what happened. Yeah, thanks, Nate. But don't forget to. Yeah, but everybody does. I'm not good looking out.

1:16:12But everybody does. So if you watch the fight, let's take into consideration real quick. Let's take into consideration. that this is 23 minutes of fighting in. Okay, and let me tell you beforehand, my eyes right here, my eyes, and right here, like, after a certain amount of time, I had sweat in my eyes. Hold on, pause it. Pause it. I had sweat in my eyes so I could see him. I could see him all completely clear. But, like, my eyes were all sweated out, and I couldn't see his eyes. So when he went like this, I thought he was playing with me. Because I couldn't see his eyes, but if I could see his eyes, I could see those really far.

1:16:54You could see somebody's eyes if they're conscious or not. And when I cracked him, when I pointed at him, I was like, bitch, shut up. Because I thought he was playing with me. And then I was like, oh, shit, he is fucked up. And then watch from that point how many punches I throw and how much I actually really attack him. Let's see it. But I was slow on it for sure at first. I couldn't see. My eyes were blurry. No, I could see perfect, but I couldn't see his eyes then. I thought he was fucking with me. Like, oh, I'm knocked out. And I knew he had a minute left. So he was like, I'm going to get out alive.

1:17:30I'm like, shut up, bitch. What? I was in Arizona, huh? Yeah, the Arizona. That's fun. Yeah, it was a good one. Okay, it's happening. Bing. Okay, one minute left. Now watch how many punches I throw from here on. Like right now I'm realizing Oh he is actually fucked up Okay one And he's grabbing I'm like come here bitch What's up motherfucker Trying to get him 24 minutes in though I'm not some fucking energetic First minute of the fight Look I'm chasing this fool Get off me Come here bitch What's up You over here gonna get out of life No I got you 30 seconds Look, am I not chasing him? I'm trying to get his ass.

1:18:15You know what I'm saying? But, of course, I look at it and think what I could have done. But it's like what it could have should have. I was trying. Trying to get his ass. But initially when I socked his ass, I couldn't see that. I didn't want to die. I was like, fuck. You thought he was just kind of doing that. And I'm like, oh, he is fucked up. And I started chasing him down. So I was like, you just took a picture. And I'm like, no, it wasn't even like that. I was trying to get him. I was fucking fighting for 24 minutes. Hey, everybody, go fight for 24 minutes, then try to get a motherfucker.

1:18:44You know what I'm saying? You'll be like the guy on Gladiator peeing on himself. What the fuck are you talking about? Fight me. But if it would have went on anymore, I would have finished that fool too. But would have, could have, should have, and there's only 24 minutes. Do what you should have done. I knew that. I was just clearing it up for other people. I knew. I knew. Nah, that's my guy. I like the guy in the back. That's my boy right there. He knows Dumb and Dumber. He knows all the references. That's my guy right there. What's your name again? Nick Davis, across Wisconsin. Nick Davis from Wisconsin.

1:19:14What's popping? He like the cheese head. What is it? Green Bay Packers, huh? Look at him. Niner game, baby. What's popping? Gang. Is that your stuff? Gang gang? Gang gang. That's your brand right there? Yeah, sure. That's tight. We came in with that. And I'm upstairs. That's another one that we came through with. This has been. Let me get a hat. We've been a good group. Oh, yeah. We got some for you on the way out. Shoot me a hat to put on. Yeah, I'll trade you a half for a ticket to your fight. I want one. I got a ticket for you. Come on, man. You already know you got tickets from somebody anyway.

1:19:46But you and me, though. I'm going to get you a shirt. I can't wait. Put me in the fucking... Yeah, where my shirt? I'm kidding. You're a Corvette. I'll get a Diaz shirt, bro. I'll get a Diaz Army shirt. All right, gang. I like the camo, too. Perfect. I'll get a Diaz Army shirt. Can we get one for Chris? Yeah. Yeah, what the fuck? You got a left-out Chris. That's cold. He added it again. Kevin Baker from Cheeseheads. I'm just kidding. What's your name again? Nick. Nick what? Nick Davis. Shout out to Nick Davis. Look at the hat. It's the best, bro. These are cool hats. Just seeing all the people there.

1:20:22That's cool you go to all the prelims and everything. You're going to see some of the better shit people don't even know what's happening. That's tough. It looks tough. Return of the rat. Why is it the rat? Are you the rat? You're the rat king. You're the rat king. Yeah, they called me the rat king whenever Brendan Sharp and I had a podcast. It's called The King and the Sting, and they called me the rat king because— Is Brendan Sharp still gay? I never— I'm kidding. I've never been with him. I got it. I've never been with him. I've never been with him. I mean, he's always seen—his wife says he's straight.

1:21:01I'm kidding, but his wife says he's straight. That girl lying. No man But he gave me that nickname And then That's kind of all I've always been a fucking like I'm gonna survive No matter what bro I'm playing with That's my whole name Brandon Shaw I'm just talking No all good bro He's cool We had a little differences But that's just the name of the game I got Yeah that's the name of the game You guys do That's part of it You guys also have to be your own I have a real problem With like Motherfucking What? Spelling? Analyst I'll out spell you or anybody in the UFC straight up. People don't know that about me.

1:21:37What's up? Give me a word. Don't give me no words. Nick Davis was hunting the word right there. He was, bro. What the fuck, Nick Davis? Hey, but I can't spell the good. I always shit on my girl like, watch this. Shoot. Hey, I... What, uh... I don't like... I have a problem with... I have a problem with fighters who start analyzing... Is that what it's called? Like analysts or try to think they're Ari Hwani or some shit. But those guys like Chael Sonnen, there's all those guys that talk. I like Chael. Chael's my guy, though. But he, like, should have done that before even. That's him. He should be.

1:22:19That's the guy who should do it. But then everybody else starts thinking. And then what they do is they go out and give criticism to a fighter, like an analyst. And I'm like, bro, you were never even a fighter. If that's what you do, you're a bitch. and you're going to fucking analyze and talk about how fighters are and what they should do and you know it all? You know it all? Well, what the fuck happened in your career then? Why are you an analyst now, Mr. Know-It-All? Why are you Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson in the best of the best? Talking about negative about what I should have done when I made more money than you ever made in your whole career at any fight, Mr.

1:22:51Champion. Talking about DC and fucking all of them. You're going to talk about people fighting? Those are the kind of motherfuckers who need their asses beat. just a quick little thought for you. Fuck a fighter analyst. You know what I'm saying? Shit annoys the fuck out of me. Well, yeah. And we'll keep it moving. But they'll get themselves into shit like that too. Like Brandon Chobb got his ass punked a little bit because just because he does that stupid shit. I'm like, well, I wouldn't talk about fighters. You know, unless it was to insult them and be like, I'll beat your ass. I see what you're saying.

1:23:27You know what I'm saying? But you would never be an analyst. Like, I went, if I wanted some funk, I would. Right. You know what I'm saying? If I wanted some funk with them, I'd be like, okay, let's talk about fights today. This fight fucking sucks. This dude's boring as shit. I've never seen a single DC fight in my career, except for when I was on the same car to this him one time, and he was picking up the dude and walking around like he just owned him, like he was hella tight. Like, damn, he's schooling that dude. And then I look back at the screen, and he was knocked out on his ass. that's the only DC fight I ever saw and he wants to talk about what I should do and how I'm not a good fighter and I'm like are you mad because you were the champion and like when I was nowhere near champion I got paid way more than you that's a fucking bitter little bitch who's analyzing fights who Daniel Cormier yeah all the analysts though I just saw the other little bitch I can't think of the names well I'm just saying they're putting themselves in a position to be roasted And the bad part about it is they get the favor of me talking and roasting on them.

1:24:32And that's what they wanted me to do. So I take it back, DC. You cool. You the man. He traded me one time a tub of popcorn for a thing of beef, big thing of beef jerky. And that was pretty, that's like, I don't know. As a fan, I like what those guys do, especially ringside, because I need that information. I understand from another person that you like to hear from the pros. yes so it's cool too so i understand that too but from a fighter perspective i'm like i wouldn't do it just for the just for the the um respect i have for the arts and like i'm like you're a great wrestler dc you can't fight for shit you win fights but you're not you're a fucking big old post.

1:25:18Remember he cried? I didn't see him crying. He got knocked out by Johnny and he cried. I would. Nate, dude, this record sucks. I'm like, you cried.

1:25:31I didn't mean to even talk about it. No, it's okay, bro. We can cut that out. Fuck! I'm serious. We can cut it out. It happened. I'm kidding. It happened. I did want to ask you. Shoot the shit. I did want to ask you. We're going to talk about the busboy movie and you guys act an experience because i know there was a lot of it what's the busboy movie uh it's this movie we did who was in it a couple gooners

1:25:58from outside of modesto um

1:26:07no i did want to ask was there ever a point though because we we talked briefly about nick got sent out for weed i did want to ask you was there ever a point where you tried in your own negotiations to see if they would like you were able to get him back into the UFC?

1:26:25And if that's something that's inappropriate. No, I didn't. I never even thought about even how would I get him in. I never even thought about it. It was like you know, like when the cops take you to jail and I don't want you to go to jail, I'm like, I know I can't get you out. I ain't talking to the cops. So that's probably the situation. I didn't even think about it. Got it. Oh shit, they kicked him out. That's fucked. But what was I going to do? I just didn't know if you had it because you're just such a name in such a. Yeah, but even then, though, I don't think I was as big as a name to even have any effect.

1:26:54And even though, even if even if I am now right now how I am, I don't think I can help that. You know, I'm not going to go fucking go ahead to the commission. They're going to do me or him in the game. Oh, so it wasn't just up to the UFC. It was a commission thing. It wasn't UFC at all. I think it was a commission. That's on me then. Will, will. I don't know. I never even thought about it like that. But yeah. Will Nick help you train in this? Do you guys still train together? Yeah, he'll pop in and get me up about everything I suck at. That's what he does. That's what I need him for, too. So it's perfect.

1:27:30Hell yeah, bro. It's so cool that you have a brother. All right, let's talk about Busboys, the movie. What was y 'all's acting experience? Be honest with me, bro. Because y 'all's manager told me you guys had acting experience. what was y 'all's acting experience he told you that? yeah he did we don't have any acting experience we keep it real god damn do you have any acting experience? no real

1:28:01that's the best thing ever we never act at a fucking moment hey but now I do thanks bro let's go now I do alright let's look at some bloopers from the movie from Busboys man and thank you guys so much bro hey first and foremost before this even happens i'm embarrassed yeah yeah same nah dude and i do want to tell people this though go if you if what david and i tried to do is we wrote this ourselves we paid for it ourselves right so we want to try to change the game of how we didn't go to a studio nobody's we don't there's no big dogs in this kennel right we just have we did this on our own and we got uh great friends that were able to come in and help out like you guys who are you know just coming in and being a part of it and so we need people to go and buy tickets early because then they'll add it to other theaters two motherfuckers don't know what they're doing and then embarrassing if people will go get tickets early we can add it to more theaters so i just want to let people know that in advance um all right let's check out a little let's check out some of uh you guys this is just some behind the scenes stuff you can find where is playing busboysmovie.com.

1:29:08Busboys. What's up? You ain't listening? Yo, yo. Fuck your ass. Yo. Fuck out of this neighborhood. Bitch ass motherfucker. You know how to reposition? Chris, come over here right here by the door. You're good? Stupid. Stupid. Sorry. All right. You get in the back seat. Yeah, I know. That's good. Fuck outta here. Fuck outta here, bitch. Hey, boss. Fuck you guys. That was my aunt's car, bro. My aunt's car. Your aunt's probably gonna like that. You're right. You wanna die, pussies? That's cool. That's funny. He got the mirror? Get in the car. I gotta get gas. All right. Sorry. All right. He gets in the bathroom.

1:29:59You running away? Fuck you, bitch. Okay, hold on. Perfect. Leave it started. Leave it started. It's good. It's good. It's good. Bitch ass. Motherfuckers. Fuck y 'all. Yeah, you better run. What, bitch? What are you going to do about it? You got to do a little shit. You got to pull it up. Fuck you, motherfucker. I'm going to hit you off. I'm going to hit you off. My ass is going to be pissed. My ass is going to be fucking pissed. That's not even acting. That's just being mean. Oh, that's embarrassing. seen it. That's what they expect out of it. That's what's the worst part. Her favorite CD was in there.

1:30:39Fuck. Bro, fuck her CD. I got you. Let's go. Fuck them. You all right? Fuck them. Fuck you.

1:30:50We should have kept that car. I know. That car would have been coated. That car would have been coated. David Spade. David Spade's a man. do not take those guys to an applebee's that's funny who's that get up Theo that was fun that part you were tight up remember that was cool yeah dude and then there was like you guys were hilarious bro cause y 'all would sit outside the car would just be fucking some type of music would be playing smoke would be in there and we'd be like Like, okay, you guys ready to go? Oh, yeah, yeah. That was fun. It was it, bro. How did you guys feel like doing it, and how do you feel after it?

1:31:35Would it be something you'd want to do again? Yeah, it was cool. It was a good experience. I never acted either, so I was like, what am I doing? How do you feel about it, Nate? I felt like I wished that I could have done it again and do it all over again because it was a cool experience, and I didn't think about it at the time. I was thinking, like, it was work. Like, man, what are we doing here? and we got to be acting and stuff. And then when I left, I was like, that was actually really cool. And then I saw the clips that you guys sent us to, and my daughter the whole time has been like, do I get to see the movie you're in?

1:32:10And then I watched the clips. I was like, damn, I already told her, yeah. I'm just being like, fuck you, motherfucker. And it's like, so I'm like, I'm going to let her see it, though, because she has, but now I have to come back and be a good guy. if I come back because my lesson learned and evolution, now I know now I know, okay I'm gonna do this I wanna be a good guy or a medium guy that's fair to be I think being a medium guy is pretty good but it was fun too it was cool it was fun to hang out with you and David Spade, bro that's legendary that's fucking the guy I know, when I think back on it too I'm like man I wish there was a way that I could make more of like easy just to have been there with Spade, you know?

1:32:59It was just crazy, bro. Yeah, no, that's way cool. Yeah. It's cool that Spade's still around doing what he's doing, bro. That guy's been around forever and that's the man. He's a fucking boss. Oh, yeah. Hilarious. Tommy boy. Was there other movies that you got offered to be in? They offered me to be in Roadhouse. They call it Roadhouse or Roadhouse, too. The one that Conor McGregor did. They offered me that part that Conor did. I didn't do that Cause I ain't losing No fight to no gay Jake Gyllenhaal Brokeback Mountain ass But If I could beat him In the fight Then yeah But I ain't gonna lose To no fight To no Brokeback Mountain Yeah You know what I'm saying But it would've been Cool too To do that But I'm glad I still stick to my word I wouldn't have done that And it's easy to be gay On a fucking mountain Try being gay At fucking sea level All the real motherfuckers are Deal with something who might punch out.

1:33:55But, so I got offered that part. They did a movie in Stockton with Leonardo DiCaprio that just came out? Oh, what was that movie? One the hell after another. I'm not trying to brag, but they did, but I didn't get into it, but I should have, that would have been way cool to do. What is it? Now I'm more interested that this all happened and I did your thing. I'm like, now I'm like, okay, I want to do over and now I want to be, now I want to do some cool, but I just want to be like, you know, I want to be like, a Spanish teacher or a doctor or somebody somebody nice you know what I'm saying I don't need to be all that mean fucking picking on people at least we got to punk you and David Spade a little bit that's all bro I didn't want to punk you guys but I'm just no dude this shit was hilarious bro the best parts were hanging out with Bobby Lee being around him the fun part was going there and seeing it all happen you were there and fucking David was there and a bunch of guys on the set were hella cool too I couldn't even believe it was a real movie until the first day I got there because we've just been doing emails and shit.

1:34:54Remember when we throw the guy in the trunk? That shit was hilarious. What was that guy's name? That was when we first showed up. You're like, yeah, you threw him, throw him in the trunk. I'm like, what? All right. It was some honky. I thought I was going to come in there and be some romantic guy and they would have gone on a movie. And then they're like, you just got to. Remember you guys were telling us the lines. They were telling us the lines and I was like. It was hella early. And I was reading it and I was like, the way they were having me talk was all weird and shit because I was reading lines.

1:35:22And then I got to the point after we did a couple of takes and they're like, no, look, dude, I'm like, Oh, you guys want us to punk you. Yeah. You guys want us to punk the fuck out of you. Like some little bitches. Okay. Hey, Chris, they just want us to punk the fuck out of you. Let's just punk their asses. So then, and then he watches us and we're like, Hey, fuck you. Fuck bitch ass motherfuckers. I seen people get punks. I was like, let's punk these guys. You guys are the only people I know that can say fuck you like 70 different ways. That was embarrassing. my daughter wants to see it you know what we'll do she's gonna see it I told her she could see it we created a cool cartoon animation that we'll do as well I'll make sure to send you that you can share with that the busboys version or something else just of you got the characters so that'll be something you can show her for sure and how about this dude if we do another one if we do another movie we'll come back and we'll give you guys will give you a more thank God different type of character.

1:36:26Maybe a baker or something. I like that. Yeah. A savant. Say chef though. Okay. Say chef. I don't want to be no bitch ass baker. Yeah, fuck that shit. Fuck that. I'm bartending. oh dude what if it's the Stockton Doctors after we'll have we'll do a movie called the Stockton Doctors the Stockton Doctors you guys yeah but let's throw them off and I'll be a chiropractor I don't know what that meant did I just dis chiropractors that's fucked up no dude I don't even know this is as high as I've been in fucking 11 years this is fucking great 11 years sober let's hit a new story man and then we'll get you guys out of here bro fuck I'm ready for the fight, dude.

1:37:16What fight? Yours. And yours. I'm ready to fucking see you guys. Let's go. Versus Mike Perry. I'm ready to see this shit. Quadruple amputee professional cornhole what did they say? Cornhole. Oh yeah, I saw this earlier. Cornhole player faces murder. He got no arms or legs. Yeah. I don't understand. Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player faces murder charges. After a professional cornhole player with no hands and no legs is accused of firing a deadly shot all while driving. How? What the fuck? That really happened? You could be a defense attorney right there. That's it. That's your next role.

1:37:54He's out. He's free. Let him alone. Even if he didn't, let him go. Let's see what they say here. Let's see what they say. Not really. Don't let him go. Bizarre to say the least, but before we get any further into this story, I just want to try to answer the question that so many people have right now. How did someone with no arms, no hands, manage to fire a gun and allegedly kill someone? Look at him. It's early in the investigation, but there is no evidence at this point to suggest anybody else was involved in the shooting. He got no fingerprints. How are they going to do it? That boy free. Free, bro.

1:38:37Get that boy a skateboard. He out. Free him, man. I think we're good on it. You think, Nick? Free it, bro. I think he's laughing. He's like, yeah, I did it. My baby won't catch me. I ain't got no fingerprint. Oh, man. Oh, last question. Do you get any residual bonus for starting the BMF belt? Do you get a residual bonus from it for each fight? Let's call him. Let's call him. That's the answer. I should. Man, thank you, guys, bro. Oh, wait. I got to tell you guys y 'all's names in the movie. Yeah, let's hear that. All right. So. No. We don't need you running out smoking a bunch of crack and doing a bunch of shit because he had one piece of weed for two seconds.

1:39:27He's trying to take the weed right now. All of a sudden, he had a crack fucking band there all across the United States. Like, hey, he's still mine. He missing half his hair. No. Bro, I would too. I would take a hit of that joint just so I could go buy a fucking paintball. Hey, no. People who don't do drugs always try to smoke weed, but I'm like, nah. I ain't finna be responsible for you renting off. Or taking a shot. I said that to my cousin one time, and he was like, I don't know if my other cousins were there, he was looking at me like, what the fuck did you put me up last night? Bro, come on, you try to smoke the weed, you and me across town smoking crack and fucking stealing the car and going across the country now?

1:40:09nah my watch buddy you smoke crack on your own time bro that's I told Joe Rogan one time I said bro I want to smoke I want to smoke a joint on your show sometime and he goes you smoke a joint on your show first that's what he said exactly I feel the same way yeah man not on my watch yeah not on my watch it's funny though to test people you're like you sober yeah you don't play with me I smoke with him and her and him over there and her you don't get no weed by me you're gonna run off and do some funny shit one day at a time I'd be fucking tickling motherfuckers boy women women women first that's funny what was the last time I like when you were telling Trump or somebody oh yeah yeah what are you doing about the light pole oh I turned into a fucking porch lamp I turned into an owl you'll watch someone eat their dinner oh yeah bro yeah I would get fucking dude.

1:41:08Yeah. I should have known I was going to be fucked up when I was doing all that peeping Tom shit when I was a kid. I'd be over there just watching people be families and stuff. Yeah. Fucking look at them. And mom would be like, what do you want for Christmas? Like the neighbors. I want to fucking be like them. That was it, man. No way. I don't. Don't hit my weed. We'll show Nick can hit it. He's the fucking, he likes it. Come on, Nick. Give me that. Let me hand it to Nick. Nick, meet me halfway, brother. Come on. We'll call it a day, bro. Yeah, for sure. Thank you, guys, bro. The names. Oh, yeah.

1:41:48The name, bro. The name. I fucking got a secondhand high for God. High for God. Yeah, bro. That's why I can't smoke it, too. This is fun. It got fun. It got fun right now, honey. It been fun, but it got fun. It got more fun. Oh, it got great, bro. This will go down. and this will be on his headstone in La Crosse, Wisconsin. I got knocked out by Nate Diaz's weed. That'll be it. Nate Diaz put me to sleep. Took a nap. All right. The names are, your character is...

1:42:27Fuck, I forgot it. That weed fucking hit me, I think. I want to be Bart Williams. You do? Yeah. Okay. Call me Bart Williams. All right, and you got to give Chris a name. I like this. Hold on. Do you have one or I got one for you? Do you guys have names or anything? I'm going to allow them. I like that. You can decide. Bart Williams is your character. I like Bart Williams. I like that. Do you know who you are? Let me think of something. Right. Who would you think? He's Billy Williams. Billy Williams, bro. Gabe Brothers. Yeah, that's a good one. Gabe Brothers, dude. I like that. One was a super G and he passed away.

1:43:06Was he really? Yeah, those guys were fucking those guys who we were in that video. They were the real guys. Gang, bro. Bart Williams and Billy Williams. Shout out to them. Are they from Stockton? I didn't expect to give them a name, but yes. Stockton, Marotta, 209. Amen, bro. Marotta, 209. Respect to them, bro. They will be on the credits in the movie. That's going to be the names. I like that. They'll be on the screen. You guys will be able to see it. Shout out to Bart and Billy Williams. Blessings to you guys And thank you guys so much Nate and Chris Will be there to watch the card And just appreciate you guys' time And all the entertainment bro I appreciate you All the entertainment Hey back at you Thank you bro Hey love Thanks for having us on Thanks for having us on the movie This podcast was a blast And supporting always You the man And I want that rematch between Ernie Reyes and Bobby Lee Can we set that up?

1:44:00Yeah Alright Bobby Bobby Lee's the man Bobby Lee's cool It's time for an Asian off though Let's do another podcast In a few months with them See who's really about that shit Calm down That'd be sick Yeah bro That's good man I love Thank you guys

1:44:34Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found. I can feel it in my bones, but it's gonna tell you.