#686 - Caleb Pressley

29:02Like, coming back here, obviously I lived here for a while. Coming back yesterday, I was like, God, this place is rocks. I love it. Yeah. People are great. People are great. You can see everyone's so good. It's gray every day. So the lighting's perfect for a picture. I mean, I haven't seen the sun in Nashville ever. and people every time i come like bro you just missed it we just had it's been so hot out it's been so sunny i was like not today or yesterday was it dude well but the problem is and i'll tell you this caleb is the problem is when you get the sun here they packaged it all at once i don't know if there was like a backup on it or whatever and they delivered it all at once but we just had a heat dome here okay we were the hottest place on earth bro all the sun bring it up bring up that heat dome the hottest place on earth an oppressive heat dome first of all and i like a little bit of dome but this was much an oppressive heat dome centered over tennessee in mid-september 2026 drove temperatures to record-breaking levels making the atmosphere above the state temporarily taller and hotter than the air over the sahara desert that's too much man so that is hot dude um how about this pull this up pull this up who gets more rain seattle washington or nashville tennessee nashville tennessee gets more rain than seattle washington 47 to 50 inches verse 37 to 38 inches wow that's the only bad part about nashville is the rain can't go outside yeah no it doesn't feel like it's rainy but it does feel great but the people here are the like the people in the airport are the best everyone the people are the other people are here are great dude now what will say one thing you're like man i love it i love being here look at this awesome picture i took and it was a picture of just a cloudy sky over a vape shop i thought you would like it i didn't think it was a picture for me i was like you'll love this picture well it is true i i i'm i do i yes i'm vaping um but it's cool man and if so where i live now i live in florida but like if I have to travel so much for work, like I'm probably traveling three weeks a month.

31:15Yeah. If I wasn't, I would be here. It's the best place for traveling especially. Because it's central. It's pretty central, dude. Right. And it's been, I mean, yeah, I mean, Nashville's been great. The people the best, dude. It's the best people around. There's a lot of people here that we know. There's a lot of like our people that are awesome that like, Well, dude, we get to freaking go to dinner at, we get to freaking go to dinner at Morgan's, dude. Yeah, that's gonna be great. What do we even wear? I don't know I really hadn't thought about it But I was probably You're probably gonna see me in this Dude I pulled out a shirt Out of my bag this morning I don't know if I want this I pulled a shirt out of my bag This morning Cleaned shirt Put it on I was gonna wear it on the podcast Smelled like shit Uh uh You think there was shit In your dryer or whatever I don't know I don't know man Are you using like A shared dryer or whatever Cause I remember I was living in this One apartment complex And somebody like Um Tried to clean baby diapers Or whatever And they just washed A bunch of like Baby diapers from Walmart Or whatever They put it in the thing They washed the diapers yeah and then they put them in the dryer and the shit dude they had some type of shit like i don't know if it was called baby shit or like youth shit or whatever in the dryer for oh dude and was like it was a shared unit like you know we all had to use it or whatever and god dude i remember for probably three months just everything smelled like shit yuck it was the worst you shit it's the worst youth shit yeah it's not i mean i'll tell you this if they had a little shit cootery board of shits, I wouldn't.

32:44That's the blue cheese, brother. Only one bite. Yeah, one bite. Everybody knows the rules. You're in with that one. It's going to change your palate for the rest of the day. Yeah, that's a tough one, bro. But yeah, dude, being in that South during football time, dude, did you see a – Wait, can we say something? Yeah. Football time. Who's your team this year? Well, I'll tell you.

33:14That's fair. It's a great question. Okay? Because I was down there partying in Louisiana, right? You walked a team off the bus. Yeah, dude. They'll let anybody do it. I did see a couple people that I don't think are affiliated with the program walk them off the bus. And just say Brooks Nader. Okay? You don't have to be judgmental. Livvy Dunn was there. I like I love I mean yes I have like four teams okay my bad but here's my thoughts on it these teams it's not like they're like why do I have to be why can't I be just a fan of whatever like that's the weird thing about being a fan they're like oh you're switching teams whatever it's not like these teams call me during the summer and be like hey man it's making sure you're still gonna be right what is the team like I know the team goes and plays but you're the one that invests your money your time to go and support teams yeah it's like you can have as many as you want you're the you're the you're the choice maker teams like you don't support us like yeah i am i'll be over there i'm excited but it's not like like i just don't like when people like a fair weather fan you know because or i don't know what i'm trying to say do i well i some people not me Okay.

34:27Some people would say you're a Fairweather fan because you're always a fan of the best team. The best team? Dude, I'm surprised Vanderbilt was good as well. Dude, I met— And maybe they weren't the best. I met a semi-illegal immigrant, okay, Diego Pavia, in a hallway on Vanderbilt's campus. We got lost. We went to watch the Alabama game two years ago when they upset Alabama. We got—they let anybody in the locker room in. It was like you could come in, you could bring treats to the team. Dude, some of the team was eating cupcakes before the game. Before the game, it said not till after the game on the top of the cupcake holder.

35:03And fucking half the team is in there eating them. Dude, they had – so we just – next thing you know, it's like day one, day upset. Some black guy squeezed me so hard, I fucking had semi-fractures in my ribs or like micro-fractures or whatever, and I had to take some Tylenol. But anyway, yeah, became a fan of Vanderbilt. I love I'm from Louisiana I went to LSU for two years so I gotta go support Louisiana right I thought we were Vol fans and we are okay we are there it is and look I like the Vols dude I went to a game last year they didn't win so what the fuck now it's on me why am I here I do get that I do get to support a winning team well You'll be there as long until they ask you for NIL money.

35:55Then you're like, all right, man. That is true, dude. Let's not get carried away. I think Vanderbilt gave me a little jingle last year. I'm like, no. No. You got the wrong guy. That's crazy. Think about writing a check for NIL. Well, they wanted NIL for two white guys. I'm like, two more white guys? Uh-uh. At least get one of those Japanese kickers. I'll fucking put in on that. But yeah, they were going for two more white receivers. I'm like, I'm not putting in on that. I'm not a coach, but... Let's think about this. Yeah, let's think about this, dude. No, but it is awesome. And I'll tell you also, I like Ole Miss, man.

36:36I like Ole Miss. Why? Because I just like that quarterback they had over there. Trinidad's like a, you know, he's kind of undersized in some ways people would say. He's like a six-foot quarterback, you know? Now they got these behemoths out there that just have all the natural abilities. And he's just got so much heart. And he's great. They had Diego Pounds over there last year, dude. Entertaining guy. And I like just the lore. It's just exciting. I just love the SEC, man. Yeah, same, same. Okay. I mean, I'm a Tennessee volunteer fan. But I like, I'll say this, I like John Summerall. But I like Heupel too.

37:18Hypal's got the special sauce. Well, we put it on him. I got this guy. I got it too. Oh, this thing you mean? Yeah, it's a special sauce. What is that? Pull your mic down a little so we can see it. What is that? I don't know. It's the Hypal chin strap. My dad had it too. My birth dad had it. Did he? I'm destined for it. But it's like you hold like extra thoughts down there or whatever. They say like 30 % of your brain's in your stomach. Oh, wow. So think about like, your brain really can be anywhere. So what if you get an upset stomach or if you have like diarrhea or whatever? But think about that.

37:54You have an upset stomach because what? Like sometimes you get an upset stomach because you have like bad thoughts. It's because your brain's in your stomach. See if that's true, by the way. Yeah, actually. I think that is true. Look it up because we don't know. Caleb Presley, good to see you today. Forgot to do the intro. Great to see you, man. Always forget to do it. Can we just look it up? Oh, okay. Look up what percent of your brain's in your stomach. Okay. I mean, is this true? Let me read it because we don't know. Don't read the first part. What'd you say? Don't read the first part. Well, just let me handle it.

38:33Zero percent of your actual brain is in your stomach, but your gut contains a separate network of about 100 to 600 million neurons known as the enteric nervous system. I've been telling people that fact for years. The fact's not even true. Well, who cares, dude? It's America. You know what I'm saying? Nothing here is true. None of it makes any sense, dude. Did you see, hold on, I have to bring it full circle here, or semi-circle, okay? I like that. Did you see Tommy Tuberville, what he said the other day? What did he say? Tommy Tuberville is the former coach of Auburn. Ole Miss. Was he at Ole Miss too?

39:19Yeah, this is it. Listen to this. Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. Lord help us. It's terrifying when you think about this. When you walk onto a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal. You can't make this up. Yes, you can. Somebody obviously made this up. Tommy Tuberville, who is a senator, okay, in, where is it, Alabama? In Alabama. He's a senator in Alabama.

40:07Somebody obviously made this up. He's saying that. Wait, play it one more time, dude. What? Listen to this, that many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. That's my favorite part. It's terrifying when you think about this. When you walk onto a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal you can't make this up who gives a shit tommy what why are you wasting your time on this why are we wasting because they're obviously doing research i'm guessing taxpayer dollars i don't give a shit no if the guy's a furry now i will say this, like, if he gets on the, like, speaker or whatever, and he's like, this is your captain.

41:05Oink, oink.

41:10This is your captain. If you look out the winner to the left, you'll see a sanctuary where I was rescued from.

41:18Oh, where's my... Hey, if he's like, we'll be landing in 20 minutes, shout out Dander gang.

41:29that's fucking crazy dude this is a real thing caleb what do you think about this dude i i agree with you man finally my boy finally we put our heart stance down but is there evidence yeah yeah where does that come from um is there any evidence that airline workers are furries thank you tuberville did not identify a source for his claim about airline pilots, flight attendants, or air traffic controllers. And I don't want to speak this about him, but it is a lot of times smelted Delta with these things. Smelted Delta.

42:11Like, if you're starting to make up things, there's four fingers pointing back at you when you point your finger. Hey, man, that's what I'm saying, bro. The aardvark doesn't fall far from the jet blue, you feel me? That doesn't really work, but it was supposed to be apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I just couldn't get it to work. Tuberville cited several shootings and attempted shootings, including the 2024 attempt to assassinate Donald Trump, the 2023 Covenant High School shooting in Nashville, and the killing of conservative activist Charlie Kirk. He argued that the perpetrator's gender identities or connections to transgender and furry communities were relevant to the violence.

42:51He presented no further proof or evidence. Huh, is that true? What site is this, the Yahoo News? Hmm, it's hard to tell if they're just trying to take him down. Toberville makes unfounded claims that airplanes, who says airplane? What is fucking wrong with me? How did God let me go this far in the world and not have a basic understanding of anything? Tuberville makes unfounded claims that airplane staffs are furries. But first of all, every media outlet has made unfounded claims about absolutely fucking everything. You have Yahoo News, which has made probably a ton of unfounded claims, making a claim that somebody else is making an unfounded claim.

43:39That's where we are. It is true, too. How many airports are in Alabama? True. Three? Are there? If you want to go to Tuscaloosa, you can't even fly to Tuscaloosa. You got to fly to, what, Birmingham? Yep, you got Birmingham, you got Huntsville, and they have a new one down by the coast. Do they? They have two airports in Alabama. Of course there's going to be some furries there. It's the whole state, bro. And first of all, if those furries are just dressed up in elephant uniforms, it's just... They're going to the game, man. Yeah, bro. They're going to the fucking game. It's fucking Crimson Tide fans, you gooner.

44:16That's all it is, Tommy. You can tell he's an Auburn guy, dude. Yeah, you can, bro. Or, yeah, if some guy's dressed up like if some guy's eating tiger, he's dressed up like a war eagle. If his wife is feeding him birdseed or whatever, it's just a fucking war eagle fan. If you do think about it, that is like the education of an Alabama kid. It's elephants, it's war eagles, it's tigers. That's it. Those are the only animals that exist. And that's the SEC, man. That's SEC football, dude. I love the SEC. Oh, God. Dude, it's so good to have football. Some people say that, and I think some people mean it, but I mean it.

44:53It's life-changing for me when the football's back. Everything just makes more sense in the world. Yeah. I don't even watch all the games. I just like knowing that they're happening. I don't even tune into a lot of this stuff, but I just like knowing that it's going on so things are moving in the right direction. I'll dial in for two games a weekend. Really? I want to know that all of them are happening. I don't even like a lightning delay. Wow. You just want to know, huh? Yeah, there is something nice. I think it gives everybody something. Well, I do think college football is still rewarding to people.

45:27Some of these sports have turned into just gambling fetishes. NFL is kind of like that to me. The gambling thing? Well, it's not the gambling. It doesn't feel the same. Yeah. I'm curious. This is what my question is for college football with all the NIL stuff. when are we going to see the first player come out and have like a good first two games and then you know how like a couple years ago they started sitting out of the bowl game because they want to protect their NFL career when are we going to see the first player pop off for like I hate to say it but like Mississippi State the quarterback for Mississippi State when are you going to see him sit out the rest of the season not to go to the NFL and protect his NFL value but to protect his transfer NIL value to go to Alabama.

46:15That's coming. You think so? Why would? It's the same thought process. Yo, I just showed what I'm worth. Now I have to protect my body. That way I can go get the money I'm worth. I think you'd have to do a series of games. Two games won't get it. Two games, you're just going to be gooning around over there at Transmission State Central or whatever. You know what I'm saying? You know, HBSC or whatever. but you got yeah yeah i mean it's gonna well it's gonna continue to get weird because it's all just a business now yeah but i agree i mean i yeah but the fans may it's the fans like it's not the players it's the fans college has the fan this is how you know sports is about the fans have you ever seen how sick those those soccer games look in like europe or wherever those are happening like the crazy crowds and they look so sick yeah that's soccer and that's how sick it looks that That shows you it's about the fans.

47:10Bro, soccer's the worst. I know you're a big soccer fan. I didn't mean to offend you. I'm not a big soccer fan. I went to some games. It was the worst. This World Cup was the worst. Yeah, I wonder why it was. I like the fact that people were excited about it, and it gave us something to do. But, like, the actual game of soccer is the worst. It's not... It's not probably the best game. I just, I mean, whatever. Yeah, I mean, I love and I respect it because I think it's harder that you can't even use your hands. They won't even let somebody use their hands for even one minute. Yeah. And that to me is unbelievable.

47:49Like they should have a hands minute, like when that hands horn goes off. Yeah. And it's just hand, hand-a-moan. This hand is your hand. Like that breaks out in the crowd. People are just giving each other hand jobs and shit. It's like, whoa. They're like, whatever, dude. We got 50 seconds left. So I think that that kind of thing would be fascinating. But here's why I'll tell you why they did expand. Because one of the things that made the games more boring, or I think appear more boring, was that they expanded the number of teams that were in the FIFA tournament, right, in the World Cup. The reason I think they did that was because they're trying to grow more of an audience.

48:28So they wanted you to be able to have games in these different cities or different places where normally you wouldn't have it in a wider scope of places so people could physically go see it. Also, I think it gives them more chance to build stars because then you're seeing more highlights of stars. People run kind of their brains on highlights these days. So I think that's some of the reasoning behind it. Now, with it said, yeah, you had a lot of games that were kind of boring. You had very few upsets really when it comes down to it. It was kind of the teams you expected to be in it at the end.

48:58I like the experience of having the World Cup here. I thought the fans and everything was great. And I'm not saying anything bad about the players even, but like the game itself to me, the way it's structured is super, it's almost like non-competitive at heart or something. There's something that's missing from it to me. And maybe I don't have the understanding of the game, which I definitely don't, but it seems like everything that is exciting is in offsides. Or even the thing at the end is like there's adding extra time. I know everyone talks about that and it's like a dead point, but like what do you mean that it's just the end of the game?

49:28Like if it's a football game and they just added like, yo, you got to play for three and a half more minutes. It's like, where are you getting that information from? It's like. That is crazy. It's just crazy. It's like. And then going down and getting injured and just staying down and like acting like you're hurt. They have to do it because it's part of the game. Like if they don't do that, they won't get the call or whatever. So I'm not mad at them for doing it. But like that is the game. Yeah. How hurt can you act? Yeah. It's crazy. How hurt can you act, dude? I will say this. the Emmys should have just given all the awards to different soccer players and different soccer teams bro and it like dude that if that's how you have to win that's how you have to win I'm not mad at them for doing it on the field but like that is what that game is to me and I just don't like it yeah I was happy when it was over were you yeah oh dude well okay sorry the world cup you have people in villages who can't even fucking they have to learn to read with their feet or whatever because something's wrong with them probably, okay?

50:27And every four years, they get a little bit of joy. Somebody travels into their village and sets a TV down for two months so they can watch the World Cup. That's crazy. They take the TV away after it's over. It's crazy. It is crazy, but it's just, it's how the government works, dude. We have to sell the TV so we can buy more missiles so we can send them to bomb children. So that's how it all works. We have to melt the TV down to use it to create another child bombing missile. but um but yeah those people are getting a little bit of joy out of it i will tell you a story that so i'm at the uh i went to the world cup final dude right and it was in new york city or in somewhere around new york or whatever so we it was all it was it was it was fun dude but the the best part was so they had like a box we're in and um i know this sounds kind of elitist probably but uh not the best food they did not have the best food really yeah and it was not raising canes to be clear it was not raising canes it was some other it was just raising bad food yeah okay that was the company some other company um but anyway this story's so fucking long and i haven't said anything so anyway fuck dude i can't live inside of myself anymore something's wrong but um but anyway so uh i was talking with gronkowski and i never really talked to them before he's the best He's the dude, the best.

51:49And this drunk guy from Australia is just bouncing around in the room. Like, oh, he's like, I've been in America for 50 hours and I've had almost 90 drinks. You know, that guy. So I told Rob, I was like, who's that guy? I was like, oh, that's the head of William Morris. That's the head of WME. And Rob's like, oh, really? I was like, yeah. I said, dude, you should get over there and talk to him. Just make sure, you know what I'm saying? I know you're doing sports casting now. Just, you know what I'm saying? Stay in the graces of one of the biggest agencies. Like, all right, man, man. good looking out or whatever, you know?

52:18And, uh, and then he whispered to me also, he's like, and he goes, Amendola used to wear women's clothing. And I was like, that has nothing to do with this, Rob. This is, I'm talking about this drunk guy in the suite. Well, you should know. And I told him I wouldn't tell and I'm not. But anyway, so Rob goes and starts talking to this drunk Australian guy, dude. And I just made up that the guy was the head of this huge agency. The guy is not, he's just an Australian guy who was white skinned when he got here and has turned dark red from how many drinks he's had okay like he was talking to me a couple olives fell out of his mouth anyway so then i go sit by rob's i think it was just like his girlfriend or his wife i'm not really sure and i think it's the same person camille camille yeah i was i'm sitting talking with her and um and she goes yeah rob's over there he's been talking the ear off of that william morris owner or whatever and i was like that's not the owner william morris that's just some drunk australian guy that's just been hanging out around here for the past 48 hours.

53:16She's like, it is? I'm like, yeah. She goes and literally grabs Rob and fucking rips him away from this drunk guy. He's been talking to the guy for an hour. Rob comes and sits back by us and she's like, what the fuck are you doing, Rob? We're supposed to be here enjoying our time together or whatever. And Rob goes, somebody told me that that was the head of William Morris or whatever. It was me. I'm sitting right next to him. He didn't realize. Anyway, I think it's a bad story, but I can't tell. I liked it. Honestly. Thanks, dude. He's, I love, I mean, I don't know him very well, but we had him on Sunday Conversation.

53:51He's probably like the, oh. I mean, there's like the purest, I don't even know what you would, how would you describe him? I would describe him as a, you know those fun things outside of car dealerships that they put air in? Yeah. If one of those just came to life and just traveled the world, just like tickling people. I shook his hand and I was like, oh, I'm gay or whatever. Like, because my hand didn't even hand a chance. It felt like an animal, like going to sleep for the winter or something. We had him on Sunday conversation. He showed up and we're like, man, thanks for doing this. Nice to meet you.

54:32He's like, yeah, man, I'm super sick. But I just, we don't want to miss this. He's like, bro, yeah, I'm super sick. I haven't been able to get out of my bed all week, but I didn't want to miss this. Yeah. I was like, you're kind of glad he showed up still, but you're like, God. But, dude, and then he's like, but Evandolo's sick of these activities. You're like, okay, we're not going to write that down. But, dude, those furries, can you even believe that shit? Dude, well, first of all, speaking of football. Hold on, play it one more time. It is a good laugh, yeah. I mean, it's f***ing. Bro, this is a senator from Alabama.

55:09Listen to this, that many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. Lord help us. It's terrifying when you think about this. When you walk onto a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal. Who gives me? You can't make this up. Maybe it's just somebody that had a long Halloween. What are we talking about? I think stories like this are like a sign that things are okay in the world. Like, things are good enough that we're talking about this. That's good. Like, we're in a good spot.

55:52Maybe, like, the furries don't want the heat right now or whatever. But, like, everyone's got to take the heat at some point. But as long as we're talking about bullshit, things are fine. That's a good point. Yeah, maybe the furries don't want all that smoke. Dude, oh, there we go right there. There's your fucking pilot right there.

56:09crazy like a fox whatever that commercial is did you see that cow that they airlifted um look it up i think it's in that's the same thing it was oh well this was i'm one of maybe this maybe this flight maybe the pilot saw this did you see this yeah this is it cow airlifted to safety after getting stuck in mud on mountain so while our country and this is in france i'm I'm pretty sure. While our country is busy having senators say that whatever pilots do in their spare time is a problem, this is what they're doing in France. Look at this motherfucker.

56:54Bro, the pilot's like, if you raise your left window, you'll see them flying in my side piece. bro that's just a pilot giving another pilot a ride according to tommy tuberville dude that's all that is bro but if you get a chance at home this is a helicopter flying an individual cow this cow named vaheen got stuck in the mud and was too weak to make her own way down the mountain on her own And so they sent a helicopter to go get it. The mountain is not accessible by car, so officials airlifted the cow. She arrived safely at the bottom of the mountain where she recovered. What do you think she said when she got back?

57:40Like, imagine being a cow. Imagine that first. Okay. Now imagine getting separated momentarily from your buddies, and then all of a sudden you take a helicopter ride, and then you get dropped off back with your buddies. How do you even explain that? That's like, to them, that's alien. Abduction. Abduction. They're like, what do you mean? And they're like, I don't know.

58:07Something picked me up. And vaheen means woman, too. In English. Wow. So anyway, yeah. But yeah, let's talk about football, dude Let's talk about a BYU quarterback It kind of reminded me of that story I don't really have any thoughts on it But there's a thing this morning BYU's quarterback, he eats Dinner with his family naked Really? His whole family eats nude And are they from Yep Really? Utah? Yeah

58:47Bring that up, BYU quarterback Like Bear Bachmeier has naked family secret revealed during bizarre broadcast moment. That was so cool. I can tell mom looks like she's taking notes there. We should ask Bear about that next time we get a BYU game. But he told us that at the dinners, you know, sometimes they just take their clothes off. And they walk around naked. You may put your dinners down there with the family. Do I have to answer that? You don't have to answer that because I don't think anybody listening right now really kind of does that. America, it's up to your imagination. Well, dude, the kid's name is Bear, first of all, so that's a fucking giveaway.

59:28God, dude, that's a – like, what is going on? Dude. Is shit getting weirder? I don't – I think these are good signs. I'm not saying they're not But they just said that this kid Allegedly eats naked family dinners Like it's fine I don't care It just seems like Maybe we just entered back to Maybe it's back to the 60s or whatever man Was that good? The 60s? Yeah I don't know I think Vietnam happened Bad Yeah Depends on who you're supporting But yeah Damn That's I don't know First of all If it's really a secret They said it's a secret Don't tell it to the broadcast That's a good point Because that guy seemed like That's not who you want to trust With your secrets Facts Don't tell Will Compton Your secrets Yeah dude That's coming out on the broadcast Buss him with the blabbermouth I'll tell you that dude He has a secret autism That guy dude I love him He cannot keep a secret No, we need to talk about Sorry to interrupt you No, let's talk about what?

1:00:38We haven't spoke about this yet But what did you think about our DJ performance? Oh, yeah We haven't spoke about that Dude, we didn't speak about that And some people I don't think even know about it Yeah, because we purposely didn't I think we purposely didn't talk about it too much Because it could give off the wrong impression That we're trying to become DJs Yeah Which I don't think is true Which may or may not be true. I had so much fun. I mean, we did Stagecoach. At Stagecoach, Diplo let us do a DJ set at his honky-tonk, right? Yeah. And I didn't know what it would be like. I'd never been before.

1:01:14So we're there, and first we have to make a DJ set, right? Right. And they say it's easy. And you can— Diplo said he could teach us in one day. Right. And he never showed up to do that. No. first of all there's no way we could have learned that in one day no we could not have at all but you had a friend that helped us yes Rob from Lost Kings which is a DJ group Rob and Nick they're great so Rob from Lost Kings spent a ton of time helping us dude and he actually helped us put a set together well so the theme of stagecoach is like country obviously and so Diplo has his honky tonk which is that was called right Diplo's honky tonk yeah it's like EDM so it's like all EDM in there and so you're playing like dance music but you kind of want to theme it country obviously neither one of us know how to DJ but we're huge fans of country music and I think dance music too I'm a huge fan of dance music too I don't know if you are I like it but it's like I listen to Jack Johnson you know but um yeah some of it but anyways but like just tell me Jack Johnson has nothing to do with dance music oh no just tell me whatever else you're gonna tell me I don't care about that Oh.

1:02:30Well, I was just going to say, I was just going to, I was curious what you thought about it because we literally never talked about it again. That's true, dude. We didn't. Like, it was crazy. So, well, I didn't think it was going to be that big of a thing, right? It was huge. Like, bro, there was, I don't know the number of people, but it was packed. There was 9 ,000 people in there. And it was a small room. It was pretty small. And there was like 5 ,000 people outside, like, waiting to get in. I will say this. There was a lightning storm that happened. So, that could have been why a lot of people were in there.

1:02:57They had to be in there But dude It was So Dippo's like I'll get you guys started Right in the beginning I don't like that video I'll get you guys started Right in the beginning Dude take this video What video is this? You kept doing that forever though What else am I supposed to do? Huh? Anything other than that Okay I hate that video Bro you jump I was so tired Crazy bro We have no idea What we're doing Bro so look But let me tell you exactly what happened so diplo says who's the man by the way yeah oh dude he helped us a lot he did he did help us a lot and um and sorry i said you didn't help us at all about a minute well he also didn't help us all beforehand yeah yeah but on site he was the man he was our ace he was our ace dude because here's the thing we show up and we're like okay this is gonna be chill and they walk us on a stage and you hear like they've started some background music or something and i had no clue how big it was going to be or what and there's 9 000 people in a like in a huge warehouse and they are ready to fucking lose their minds and take some uh and and and do some toosie and fucking eat each other's nipples off right like they are ready to fucking throw their own asshole across the crowd right like people are excited yes and right as we walk out i'm like oh fuck we got to go back right that's the first thing i told you back like turn around back outside where there was a lightning storm going on but dude we got up there and dipo comes up and he's like all right man i'm gonna get you guys started and then i'm gonna beat it you guys take it from there and we both literally grabbed his arm and we're like you cannot go anywhere you cannot go anywhere no because i don't know how let's just be honest about this yeah we made our set but we made it beforehand because we don't know how to dj yeah and that was one of the biggest drawbacks of djing at the events we didn't know how to do it yeah but we should say we didn't ask to do it they asked us to do it yeah so we said yes but we didn't go out of our way to say hey we want to dj even though we don't know how to just blame somebody who are you going to blame okay i'm trying to figure what i'm saying well what i'm saying is we created our our set prior yes so really when we were up there we didn't have a lot to do okay that's right the set is created prior so we were it was we had it played but then we didn't really have much to do for the rest of the time and if you wanted to make and if you wanted to try and do something different while you're up there we had no clue how to do it like we had no clue how to operate anything or how to like switch from one thing to the next they had one smoke button they're the fire yeah anyway diplo's up there with us we like obviously wouldn't let him leave just in case something went wrong something went wrong something wrong the second he fucking tried to leave dude we could i could not have handled being up there just you and me now one thing that did that did happen was outside of the actual dj booth there's a huge stage right in front of us so one thing i realized was like dude we got to get this group hype so we would just keep running out onto the stage and doing absolutely the dumbest things you could ever do bro and then run back up into the booth because you feel so um exposed out there yeah and sydney sweeney came out in the middle of our thing do you remember that yeah she came out and threw a bra like some like paint like some like it was like an advertising it was just i was surprised yeah danced around it was fun dude oh here's a video right here just play this from the beginning.

1:06:14How long have you wanted to be a DJ? I have never wanted to be one. This is scary, dude. I feel like there is some potential there. Real good looking guys and like they're comfortable in their own skin so I felt like I could give them a little sauce. Damn, these help my neck actually. I have a 5S1 issue. They got big podcasts. Our goal tonight is to make sure the people that are there have fun. And what else tell them? They play Morgan Wallen. That was the best part, dude. They literally, they would play like 30 other songs that I've never fucking heard of, and I would just be like, play fucking Morgan Wallen, you idiot.

1:06:47It was fun. It was so much fun. I regret the other videos I saw coming out of it. I would do it differently. Oh, my God, bro. Bro, we have to make a mashup about the horrible jumping up and down videos, dude. You have to practice jumping. I was beat tired after we finished. It was the most exercise I've done in 10 years, probably my whole life. Well, dude, one of the crazy parts is they said, alright bro, go crowd surf, right? And so I get out there, dude, and it's like all these like millennials, so they're like, one kid's like, I'm not doing good. I can't even breathe or whatever. And some kid's like, was on the phone with his mom, dude, while I'm crowd surfing.

1:07:27He's like, I don't know what's happening or whatever. The guy's like, I don't know if I have enough calories to do this or whatever. I'm like, fucking chill, bro. That wasn't your best performance of the weekend. What? Can I gas you up real quick? Yeah. I thought when you, the day before, because we went to Stagecoach for this, but the day before, Ella Langley had you come out on stage. Oh, yeah. And do a full, like, scripted everything. Yeah. And, dude, it was one of the best performances I've ever seen you put on. Really? You crushed it. Thanks, dude. Yeah, dude, it was exciting. well I was nervous but also I practiced like almost 176 times before but we only practiced once actually on stage so I didn't know where I was supposed to start or stop or whatever it was good thanks man it was fun it was a moment in time you did really good it was a lot of pressure because I can't remember what you had to say but you had to do like a whole scripted part yes you didn't have any like you weren't reading it there's a it was a pressure situation yeah you look calm it was cool that she had me because it was such something was totally out of my universe right i was like what am i even doing out here um but we had my buddy z to hold these uh these cards that had like all the words on them right by the stage just down off stage we wrote them all on there and of my lines for the song like you look like you love me like the uh yeah we didn't even say that what you were doing was a part of one of her songs yeah you know it was It was like a male part in one of her songs.

1:09:02Yeah, it was a male part. It was Raleigh Green's part in their song. But anyway, Zita had the cards. And I got out there and I was cruising. Didn't need the cards. And my buddy gets mad that I'm not looking at the cards and starts shaking the card up at me from the edge of stage. He's like, ugh, the cards. And I'm like, I don't need the cards. I'm doing fine, dude. I'm like, fucking chill. And then he's like, dude, bro, you're not looking at the cards. I'm like, I fucking, the cards are only if I'm not doing good. Fuck, bro. And he was just like, ah, and he dropped one. He didn't want to, though, but I already read past that one.

1:09:36It's just fucking like, what an asshole. He's a good dude, though. He's a good dude. It's a pleasure to have him. I have him at my wedding. He's a nice guy. Oh, yeah, that's true. Can we talk about your wedding or not? Yeah. I mean, I don't probably go too far deep into it, but he's great to have him. He's a good guy. He wasn't dressed appropriately, but he was a good guy. Well, he's like, you think they'll care if I dress how I want to dress? Yeah. Well, black tie optional. He took advantage of it. Dude, he didn't even have a long shirt. It was just kind of like a wife. Yeah, a tight black tee arm.

1:10:09It was like a wife beater sweater. Yeah, it's like a wife beater made a sweater. That's what he was wearing, dude. It was fucking trash, bro. But dude, that was so much fun, bro. We went out to that island. But dude, yeah, it was magical, man. That was pretty magical. But the craziest part about the DJing was just like how long we had to go, dude. because we'd get out there, we were like making up dances and fucking doing whatever we want. We were like tickling each other and shit. At one point it was like you'd run by and like tag me and then I'd chase you to the other side. It was like we're doing like all this Tom and Jerry shit.

1:10:42Like we're doing anything to kill time. And it just kept ticking. But it was so fun. I feel like people liked it. I feel like people liked our set. You think I never heard anything about it from anyone? Well. But that doesn't mean anything. That's so true. I didn't hear any good feedback about it. I really didn't. I'm not even joking. I didn't hear one good piece of feedback about it. But it felt good. It was one of those things like, man, this feels electric. Oh, it felt good, man. Yeah. Would you ever do it again? Would I ever do it again? Yeah. It was fun, dude. It was fun. I mean, it was definitely fun because it was so scary.

1:11:21It was like, who would go do something this big on this of a stage the first time they've ever done it? It was probably, it's probably like one of the biggest, like, you almost kind of feel bad for like taking the opportunity from like a DJ who like worked hard to be there. But it was a good opportunity. It was a good look. Shout out to Diplo. It was really fun. But like we, we, we came up with our, did you like, I thought I liked our music. No, we could do. I have the set. We could put it. I don't know if you can't put it in the podcast, but. I wonder if we could put it out just on Is there a video of us?

1:11:55Is there any of that? I don't think there's a video of the whole thing I have it on like a There's a file But what would be funny to put in the podcast Is the drops when it's like Dun dun dun dun dun This ad is sponsored by BetterHelp And then it comes in We put a fast ad read in there Or what would you say to someone who says Yeah It was cool I would do it again too I would do it again and try to design it even better What's our name again? I think our name was Donkey Honkeys or whatever no white oh the Honky Tonkeys Tonkin Honkeys the Tonkin Honkeys shall ride again yeah if you look out of your window here on the left you'll just see my ex-girlfriend yeah dude did you see that RFK Jr.

1:12:41see if you can find this it's RFK Jr. and Trump agreeing that there may be a link in people getting circumcisions and autism. See if you can look that up. Really? Yeah. Now, that's something I feel like we're wasting a lot of time on, speaking of. Wasting a lot of time. Here you go. RFK Jr., children who are circumcised. There may be furries in the cockpit. I'll take this. And no shade Tommy Tuberville, man, but it's a crazy thing to just happen upon. RFK Jr., children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. Trump, I've studied this a long time. And then Trump says, I've studied this a long time.

1:13:26And this is from Reddit, which makes it even more reliable. Let's play this really quick. There's many, many other confirmation studies. there's two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol none of this is positive but all of it is stuff that we should be paying attention to but you know there's a tremendous amount of proof or evidence I would say as a non-doctor but I've studied this a long time ago it's going all first of all and yes the term early circumcision wins the right time how early dude i just got here i mean that's wild dude but also i could see this being a thing like well first of all i want to look into uh i don't think he's saying that circumcision causes it he's saying that tylenol causes it right but you shouldn't be doing anything that you need to take a Tylenol for, including circumcision.

1:14:40Right. I don't think out of the gate maybe. Yeah, why cut it off right then? That's kind of crazy. Do they do it right away? When do they give them the... I've heard crazy stats about this. Newborn babies are most often circumcised one to two days after birth, typically before leaving the hospital. That feels right. Why? I've heard that it's not, you shouldn't do it. I've heard that straight up. Have you really? I heard that it takes away like 30 % of your pleasure. Although, who needs 30 % more pleasure? Dude, I can barely handle the pleasure I got. I was about to say. And I've been handling it.

1:15:16Yeah. But here's what I'm saying is, dude, the fact that right when you're born, they just cut off part of your wiener is fucking crazy. That's like, yeah. Think about that. Why do they do it? Let's start there. But unless you... Bro, I mean, people can't see the screen. It was, your recent search was why are newborn babies ugly? That was your recent search. Yes, it was. Well, you did. But what I'm saying is babies are often circumcised shortly after birth because it is a deeply rooted cultural, religious, or personal choice. And performing it during the newborn stage is simpler and heals faster than doing it later in life.

1:16:00Huh. What is a cultural? Religious and cultural traditions. Many families follow specific faith traditions such as in Judaism or Islam where the ritual is performed during infancy. Is there a medical benefit to doing it? They say you can kind of get dirt in your air filter later on if you've got too much skin down there. Yes, there are medical benefits. Major health organizations, including the American Academy of Pediatrics, who could be compromised, we don't know, and the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, who could be compromised, state that the health benefits of newborn and male circumcision outweigh the risks.

1:16:38The lower risk of UTIs in infancy. Dude, you're not going to get those until you're in college anyway. What are you even fucking talking about? Circumcised baby boys are significantly less likely to develop a UTI in their first year of life. An uncircumcised baby boy has about a 1 in 100 chance of getting a UTI, while circumcised has about a 1 in 1 ,000 chance. It just seems to me like they're saying if you have more penis, you could have more problems. More penis, more problems. Let's get rid of some. So let's cut down on the chances of this becoming an issue Right They're saying more penis, more problems You're right, dude I think you're right But it's also, dude What if it's the elite, right?

1:17:14There's a lot of rumors and proof now to believe that the elite are just a cabal of pediophiles, right? And so what I want to say to you is this What if they have it chopped off because that's their little snack That's their little calamari that they get in the morning or whatever I wouldn't approve of that I would think that's bad

1:17:32Yeah, freaking no shit Of course it's bad, dude. But I'm just saying that's what it could be, you know? I don't know. You hear about all these elites, but where are they, man? I've never seen them. Of course not, dude. Look at you and me. You think we ever seen them? I got no chance even meeting one. What do you mean? You're friends with Will Compton? Yeah. He's at six degrees of Will Compton. I'll just say this. Most of the degrees go through a steak and shake. I'll say that. The only degrees of Will Compton. No. No scientific evidence does not support the claim that Tylenol causes autism in children.

1:18:11Was there any studies done about it? Autism is getting a lot of attention. Well, autism didn't really come on the scene until 2000, it seems like. Let me see. Oh, recently it has been shown that more than half of ASD cases, which is autism spectrum disorder cases, are a tribute to environmental factors. A subset of children with ASD undergo a period of apparently normal development followed by a regression in development. Since children with regression in development did not initially manifest ASD features, they may have been likely influenced by drugs or other environmental exposures. So I guess they're saying that in the beginning it didn't seem like they had autism and then that autism developed.

1:18:56Let me see. In our own data, regression was featured in 38 % of cases, and we were able to show an increased likelihood for ASD from acetaminophen use, which was higher in children with regression. Prenatal and perinatal use of acetaminophen, also known as paracetamol, was linked to ASD in an ecological study. And that's just one study. This is by who? Whose study is this? National Library of Medicine. That's where it's published, and it's Stephen T. Schultz. acetaminophen use for fever and children associated with autism spectrum disorder well first of all i'll say this something's causing it because it didn't used to have it autism yeah we didn't have it or we didn't have it or people didn't know what it was i don't know you knew i mean but if i like i always kind of thought of autism like um like i had someone who was autistic growing up in my elementary school i thought it was more of like a which I don't think is correct, but at the time I thought it was more of a social, a harder time picking up on the kind of social cues or existing in the present, picking up social cues.

1:20:05Like if I'm looking at you right now, it's like too much is happening in my brain of like your body language and all these things that I can't even be in the moment and continue the conversation. That's kind of how I always thought of it. I didn't really, but I don't know shit about this, man. I shouldn't be reading these studies. Yeah, I mean, I just think it's just so crazy that they said that. Bring it up, though. Is there anything against that? There's got to be information against that. There have been studies reporting an association between acetaminophen exposure and later autism diagnosis, most often studying use during pregnancy, not Tylenol given to children after birth.

1:20:43For example, a small 2016 observational study reported an association between acetaminophen use for fever in toddlers and autism, but its design cannot show that the medicine caused autism. Illness, severity, genetics, and other factors may explain an observed link. But isn't this kind of just saying like we're realizing that when before we cut their foreskin off, like we would try to give them some Tylenol, ease the pain, that might not have been the right way to ease the pain. Yeah. Or maybe just cut it off with let them face the facts. Life's tough. Like grow up, dude. Yeah. This is what you just signed up for.

1:21:18Welcome to the world. Yeah, welcome to the world. and out of the gate, they're taking 10 % of your wiener, dude. Yeah. Okay? You're not going to like when you find out that you only started with 80 to begin with later in life, brother. Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah, but I just wonder also, I do wonder if it's the elite, like, send me a basket of baby wiener. Would you eat it? You think if you were like... I already said my opinion, man. I'm out. It's like the voice, but for like people that would eat baby wiener or whatever. they hit the button they turn around it's just like fuck this is a voice it's like a pedophile version it's like guy turns around like oh shit it's baby wiener turns back around seen this before yeah hey call me when they're 11 there's a mass singer yeah

1:22:11he takes a thing I was fucking baby wiener oh shit it's baby wiener and dude Baby Wiener is often a nickname for somebody in the South I think that is mentally handicapped Or whatever it used to be Oh that's old Baby Wiener I'm glad things have changed People want to pick the bad sides of what's going on But like there is progress You're right man, there's a lot of progress out there What is it?

1:22:37Dude, let's talk about Oh, you guys are going I saw in Glennie posted something that he's going to Europe You guys are going to Europe? Oh, yeah. So our producer is getting married in Florence, Italy, or around that area, Tuscany. What's your producer's name again? Kelsey. Kelsey. She's great. Yep. She's been with us for forever, and she's getting married. And so we're all going out there, the whole squad. I'm leaving Sunday. In Tuscany? We're going to Tuscany. And then Glenn. So basically, we have a week off from work, basically. And so the majority of the week is going to be taken by the wedding activities.

1:23:10It's like three days of wedding activities. Essentially, it ends on like Thursday. and I kind of told everybody outside of Kelsey who's going to go on honeymoon like you take off for the rest of the week but just come back and like let's be ready just in case we have to shoot something the following week take the weekend and enjoy or come back but Glenny is like thinking about it through the lens of I can go I'm already in Europe so I can go anywhere in the world for these two days now because I'm already halfway there you know and I think everyone else is like kind of going to Rome because down the street, it's a good place for a weekend.

1:23:46Glennie's thinking about doing, from his video, I saw the same video I think you're referencing. Can you bring it up? I think he's thinking about going to Berlin for a day and then flying to Munich for another day. Solo. I've never been to mainland Europe, and I'm going for the first time next week alone solo and figured there should be a great place to use the power of social media to get some good recommendations, suggestions on where to go. My best friend slash producer is getting married on Wednesday in Tuscany, first time going to Italy. Very excited about that. But then after that, on Thursday, October 1st, I am free to roam wherever I want in Europe.

1:24:17Once again, I will be solo because I was not given a plus one. So where should I go solo? So I made a quick little list on things I'm looking for on this journey. Number one, a city with a great, friendly bar culture. I'm kind of trying to get my Bourdain on, you know. Go hang out at some bars. Meet some cool people. That's where we meet cool people at bars. Talk to some fun, nice bartenders. Ask them where to go. Get some suggestions. Yeah, dude, stay where you are would be my goal. Traveling anywhere else is going to be a nightmare. Traveling, this is one thing I'll learn about traveling abroad.

1:24:42You try to do too many places And it ruins it Because you spend all your time traveling Yeah, and you have to adjust to the time and stuff I think being in a plane is a bigger issue I think that's going to be the next autism You think? Yeah, plane travel Why, because of the furries? No Is that why? No, because dude, I think that Are you scared that some of the pilots And passengers and staff of your airplane Might be dressing up like animals? I think it's dangerous to our flight what they're doing when they're not on our flight. Oh, fuck you. But I think that's... Every now and then you'll see one who has a little bit of hoof hair sticking out of their pant leg or whatever.

1:25:20You're like, I know. The shirt's on backwards. Yeah, or they accidentally left their bell around their neck. Please keep your hand and feet out of the aisles unless you want one of my little zebra-clad buddies biting it off. That's the craziest one. No, I do think, though, seriously, I think that they're going to come out in like 10 years from now and be like, Like, it actually turns out it was really bad to be flying through the sky like that. Oh, for us, our bodies. Yeah. Right. It's like, turns out we're not supposed to be doing that. That's why I've never understood, like, the goal of, like, Elon Musk or, like, Jeff Bezos to, like, go to another, like, this planet might not work.

1:25:57We got to go to another planet. I was like, it seems counterintuitive that we would do well there. Oh, I agree. But they don't want us to be there. Right. They want to be there with a couple of buddies. How do we get in with the elites? Not because we want to be one of them, but we got to go on a fact-finding mission. You got to order a batch of that freaking baby calamari, I think. What if you were anti-eating baby calamari, right? You don't believe in that. But you think you could help the world by infiltrating the elites and seeing what's going on there and reporting back. But in order to get in to gain their trust, you got to eat two.

1:26:37Like an amouche-bouche? And they watch you eat it. Dude, I don't know if I could have circumcision meat or whatever. I don't think I could have it. I don't want any of it. I don't want any of it. I know, but if it was going to help the world. If it was going to help the world? And listen, it's already cut. It's not like you're going to make a new baby get cut. Okay. This baby's already been cut. The meat's there. One's deep fried, one's sauteed. Ooh. And you can help the world just by eating both. Do you get to use a sauce? Mm-hmm. Spicy aioli.

1:27:17Fuck, bro. The upsell on this shit, bro. It's popping. Let me think. Fuck. Can I wear a blindfold while I eat it? Yeah. Okay. I'll have. Yeah. Fuck, dude. To help the world, man. How much is it going to help? Because this thing needs a lot of help. all the help. See, people don't know that you're serious about that shit, but. Oh, you do. Yeah. I do want to help. Oh, I'd have a, yeah, I mean, I definitely have it. I'm not having it before bed. That's, that's insane. No, it's too far. It's a lunch meal. It's something right. Yeah. Right. Maybe right after lunch, I'll have it. Um, Oh dude, I did.

1:27:56I, I think I read somewhere that you just got a new, I know you're not living in the senior, senior place anymore. Yeah. That you got a new place with some property out there in Florida. I bought a house. Yeah. I bought a house in Florida. You guys going to get some animals or whatever? No, no. I travel too much to even have a dog. I would have a dog. No other animals. We have a bunch of lizards and stuff outside the house. Somebody said you guys got a little bit of property out there, a little bit of land and put some animals on. I don't think so because I didn't send you my new address. I know you don't know because I know what you can do with my address.

1:28:28I've gatekept my address from you, so I know you don't know where I live. I know that you're making stuff up to fish information out of me because I don't have a property. So right now you're on a fact-finding mission. Because you know what I'm doing when I get it. I know exactly what you're doing. You're getting a box of new shirts. Dude. And new to you. I'm sorry. I gave you a hard time about that last time. I should also say you do send a Christmas fruit platter. Oh. You didn't send it last year because you didn't have my address. The prior two years, Christmas fruit platter. Pears and apples.

1:29:03So that's the risk you take. If you give the address, you do get the Christmas platter, but you also get whatever else we don't need over here. There's a lot of open boxes downstairs. That's all. Hey, man. Yeah, I saw you got some property. I thought you were going to get some animals. I didn't, man. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Well, I just didn't. Okay. What is that, Tuberville? Damn, is that somebody in 3A? dude that's got to be the worst that when you ask the flight attendant you're like can you can i get a diet pepsi and they accidentally use their code language from their furry meetup and they're like and they're like i mean yes you're like busted i do believe it about flight attendants let's be honest well i think this is why because they only have one night in a city here's what's interesting when you have that one night in a city here there you start to delve into communities that are doing something interesting at night yeah and that's where you find stuff like furries people that are doing there's like that group of people like those uh those blasters or whatever it's people that get those colonics all the time they get them like 40 times a year or whatever uh whatever that is blasters club or whatever have you ever done that no i've never done it you done it no but like it's you're supposed to do it once according to who dude tuberville dude you're You're supposed to blast at least when you turn like 40, you're supposed to blast.

1:30:31It's coming. According to who, dude, nobody can, what's real information anymore? They just said that if you cut, Trump and our case, if you take the tip of your wiener off, and Trump said he knew about it. He'd done the research. Well, he's been studying it for a long time. It's crazy. I don't know what's going on anymore. Oh, dude, speaking of animals, I saw that crab in Florida. Bring that crab up. See that crab with that shank on him? No. You didn't see this? He had a shank on him for real. Bro, this is in your state, Florida. are you gooner look at this mfer a crab with a freaking shank dude are you are you kidding me right now look at that bitch summer where the heck did you find a crab with a freaking shank dude what the hell if you can't see this i don't this is a crab that has a real fucking blade that is somehow embedded into it because they merged in the ocean or whatever because of whatever i mean that's fucking crazy caleb this is the kind of shit that we're talking about these days what is your you're the one who's in denial like everything's great everything's fun we're living on the moon or whatever you know meanwhile they're chopping the freaking body calamari off these kiddos you know guess who's doing it and they're probably using it for feed at some of these effing furry conferences i take a tylenol too oh dude give the baby a tylenol give them fucking 10 tylenols i'm starting to think that people have autism are the lucky ones yeah is that crazy to say that expound why do you think that just because man and maybe they're maybe we're all going to end up with autism and i really mean this.

1:32:16Maybe we all, cause I've said years ago that, well, I'll go down a quick little rabbit hole. That's not even deep, but it's wide.

1:32:27A lot of the businesses, the reason, one of the reasons why we're in the place we're in right now as a society, um, is because a lot of the people who are running a lot of these businesses who are forwarding technology and moving into the future have autism. Right. And I've met almost all of them, I think, or at least 40 % or 10, 15%. I don't even know i've met some of these people they have autism they don't understand an emotional edge of things right they don't understand it right so of course the businesses they create they're not factoring any like a lot of human emotion into it right they're factoring maybe some understanding that they have of human emotion but it's not like a true emotional right one right and maybe human emotion is going to be something that's going to be like that will we will uh like evolve out of because maybe we all become, maybe autism becomes something that we all need to survive in a new existence that where if you have emotion, it would only cause you pain.

1:33:31Does that make any sense to you? Yes, I do think it makes sense. And I don't think it's like impossible. I think that would be like super far away. I think like it gets really scary if you get like online too much. you start thinking about it but you can still just not be i just all the time like i'll be on my phone too much and you start feeling bad especially uh there's the platform x to me is like it's immediate like bad feeling it gives me bad feelings and i can tell and i'll get on there because i had to post something for sunday conversation or from just like bored or whatever and then you go on there at the beginning you're like this is sick i like it and then you're on there for like 20 minutes and all of a sudden you feel bad yeah and then you can feel bad that can ruin a full day.

1:34:12I've had it ruin like a full three days for me where you just feel kind of, you feel like you're living in that world you described where it's like, you feel like, oh, this is the future and it doesn't feel good. And I don't like it. And this is where we're heading, obviously. But then you can also have the same exact opposite effect where if you're off your phone and you go do like some of the stuff we've been able to do, like where you're just like hanging out and just truly having like a cool human experience and you feel totally back. and you're like, oh, wow, I forgot that this is available to me all the time as well.

1:34:43Yeah. So I think that's probably really far away. And I think that we still, if anything, while it's available, we should take advantage of it because it's still 100 % available to have real human connection, not be a part of this scary future, which could happen. It could not, but it could. But like right now, it is 100 % still available to be like a real living human with real human experiences. Praise God, bro. And you forget. I mean, I forget all the time because it is so easy because that's when you're on there. Yeah, you're right, dude. You're right. And I do love being human. That's the best.

1:35:21It feels so hard to access, but then whenever you do do it or have one of those cool experiences, you're like, I didn't even take any effort. I just had to kind of show up and be here, and it kind of just happened to me naturally. Oh, yeah. It's almost like I'm a human. It's almost like I am one. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I was just thinking, like, how will the future, because I start to wonder how do we, like, what happens if, like, feeling starts to morph out, you know? We start to evolve past feeling because that's where things go. I don't know. It's just interesting to think about. Like, one day a smile will be, like, in a museum and, like, the aliens will come and be like, this was something.

1:35:59Their mouths curled if they. The Mona Lisa. If they felt something. Their mouths curled. You're like, what? Like that mouse. Where are you from? That mouse coat. You know? Why is the alien from France? That mouse coat. You know? And you get on the airplane and the pilot's just like, we're 10 ,000 miles over Albuquerque right now.

1:36:30Yeah, I just heard that you were getting some pets. So on your new property. on your new property, and I was going to get you a special organic food for your pets. I was going to get a center over there. No pets for me. Nowhere to put them. What would you get, bro? The pet you're going to get, man. Because, dude, state times do get weird, right? Yeah. And because a lot of the grocery stores will be empty quick, right? Right. I mean, Trump just got that last shipment of meat that they don't even know what it is. It was from Brazil. We rescued it off of a boat, and we got it immediately into our stores, right?

1:37:03because there's a beef shortage, right? So people have already eaten the bad meat, the dirty meat or whatever. Maybe it had a little bit of calamari in it. Who knows, right? Maybe a fucking little bit of NICU scissor work. Who knows what it had in it? But what's that meat that you eat? Because the laws will be over. The laws will be over protecting certain meats, right? Or zoo meats, as I call them, right? Okay. So you really can You can really eat the one you want Right And the elite are eating this shit People are like You don't think the fucking elite Are eating tiger meat Like We're out of our mind Why would you not?

1:37:44Right They're eating tiger They're eating human They're eating fucking They're dipping baby Wiener top And Probably You know A ketchup Or a nice ranch Dude I heard they're not even like Using it as a full course Like they're literally just using it As like a little seasoning It's like they just think that it's just, they think it's going to last forever, unlimited supply. Or they don't even care that they use it all and we don't even ever trickle down to us. Yeah, I will say this. Trickle down economics. And Reagan fucked us with that. He said that we trickle down economics, that some of that baby wean would roll off the table and we'd get a little bit of it.

1:38:23But that was an effing lie, Ronald, or his wife who's still alive, I think. Really? Yeah, but what do you eat, bro? suddenly the zoo is the fucking last grocery store people don't want to look at it like that when the S hits the F bro when the shit hits the fan or when the Nick Shirley hits the Somalians whatever euphemism you like to use when the grocery store ends when the fuse box blows for the last time the zoo is the last fucking grocery store it's the Whole Foods for the elite What are you having in there? Your dog Your personal home pack Oh, that'd be so savage, huh? Just as a joke, little prank Oh, thanks You know what I would have first?

1:39:14I've thought about this a lot, obviously I'm going parrot wings, right? Because I've had owl Get you a fucking 40 pack What are the parrot wings? All flats, that's what I'm doing I want parrot wings and maybe like that spicy, maybe spicy lime sauce. But they serve some of this stuff in Baton Rouge. I think I was there with you. We were at the Mike Anderson's in Baton Rouge. There was a kangaroo in there, and they were served a live kangaroo in the bar. Remember that? A lot of live. I have photos of it. I can send the producer. Yeah. There's a live kangaroo in Mike Anderson's. It was a fundraiser.

1:39:50It was like, hop on down for this, whatever. It was supposed to be Easter, but they couldn't get a bunny or whatever, So they had a fucking big ass kangaroo in there. One of them Lafayette bunnies, bro. You know what I'm saying? One of them fucking swamp rabbits, bro. Yeah, they had that bitch in there, dude. Bro, I hate to do this because I know we're probably close to be done, but I have to pee. You don't mind? No. You remember when you had my chili? Oh, God, dude. It's 4 a.m., right? I go to Caleb's. He's living in a house that's since burned down, too, didn't it? um no the owner passed away yes sorry um anyway i go there and kate was like before bed why don't you have a little okay why don't you have a little bit of chili and i'm like okay sure dude this guy takes chili it was half chili and then half of the bowl was hot sauce bro dude it was fucking you didn't did you did i make you have the hot sauce with it no but you like you gave me some and that was a lot and you just you like fucking yours was almost like if you broke the glass on like one of those like break for emergency and you cracked into there and it was just hot sauce in there you just poured it into something I think like looking back on it I was proud of my chili but I think looking back on it I think I might have something wrong with my stomach oh dude I'm sure you had an ulcer or something I think I had like maybe an acid imbalance in my stomach and then I just had a strong desire for hot sauce all the time I'm on everything.

1:41:18Like, I needed that acid to be in my stomach. It was the most hot sauce, dude. And I remember praying before I went to sleep that night. I was like, God, I hope that guy's okay because, you know, we're new friends or whatever. And I just had never seen anybody just fucking mainline hot sauce like that. It was an exorbitant amount, dude. It was like seven ounces. I do look back on it like, I can't do that anymore. It's bad. It would hurt my stomach now. But, dude, at the time, I'm not kidding. And I did get stomach surgery after this. Did you? No, I went to the hospital for something else.

1:41:54Bro, no reporting is reliable anymore. Not even us reporting on ourselves, dude. Dude, I made the worst decision. I was here in Nashville. I'm living just right kind of west of downtown, right by the hospital. So in Nashville, there's the St. Ascension Hospital, and then there's Vanderbilt, which is like a very famous hospital, obviously, Vanderbilt. and I had this thing that was going on where I couldn't swallow and like it was getting worse all day eventually I was like I gotta go to the emergency room because I literally can't swallow and I called an uber and I was trying I was kind of freaking out like I'm stressed I was like this is getting scary a little bit and so I was deciding between Vanderbilt which is probably I'm making this up as well but probably the one of the top hospitals in the country or like the local Nashville Hospital, which was still good.

1:42:44Yeah, but they were also doing TikToks out front of the local ones to raise money. They were promoting it. You don't think you're going to see a lot of promotion for a hospital. And so it was like, come on down to the hospital, bro. Oh, how you feeling? Not good? We could help. There was a seven-minute drive to Vanderbilt. It was five minutes to St. Ascension. And I was like, I'm going to St. Ascension. And bro, I was there on an intubator for four days. Yeah, I remember that, bro. Because they called me like, do you think he should stay alive or not? Are we pulling the pipeline or what? They're like, welcome to that new game show, Pulling the Pipeline.

1:43:22Brought to you by UnitedHealthcare. We don't give a fuck about people we insure. Shout out to St. Vincent. They did a good job. I'm alive, and I'm thankful for them. It was just maybe a questionable decision by me. Dude, but it is crazy to go to an allegedly not better hospital just because. Two minutes. Two minutes less driving. But I feel that. I feel that a lot, man. It's like you don't want to travel far, dude. Dude, the way that they used to do science was crazy, man. You were talking about food, stuff that you eat. There was a video I put on our clip sheet of this guy who was talking about somebody who had gotten shot in the stomach.

1:43:59And it had left a hole in his stomach. This guy. in 1822 a guy was accidentally shot in the stomach and his doctor figured he'd die but he didn't and what happens next you're not gonna believe you're not gonna believe it when his wound healed it left something almost unbelievable a permanent opening directly to his stomach and the man was a lexus saint martin he was a 19 year old french canadian voyager and his doctor okay well you know hold on French Canadian Voyager. We all know what that means, okay? So somebody that was out there, you know, just looking for some male-on-male body crime at the time.

1:44:42But back it up, okay, keep going. And the man was Alexis St. Martin. He was a 19-year-old French Canadian Voyager, and his doctor was William Beaumont. Beaumont realized he could watch digestion in a living person. Oh, but he did more than that. He did something that sounds made up. He tied pieces of food to a string and lowered it down into his stomach. And then he'd pull it out and see how much had been digested. He didn't do this just one or two times. He did it over 200 times. And his work helped establish that digestion was largely a chemical process. And it became foundational to the study of the stomach.

1:45:22But there's another side of this story. Fink Martin repeatedly left Beaumont. And today, historians raise serious questions on how this experiment was conducted. That was it? I love this guy. Get his name real quick so I know who he is. Oh, Sean Reed. He started, he had videos about Little House on the Prairie when they, just like he goes through like historical kind of like, he was talking about the history of those books and their actuality of the authors in America. but then he has like crazy facts like this and stuff. Is this a true story?

1:46:01Alexis Bidigan St. Martin was a Canadian voyager who's known for his part in experiments on digestion in humans conducted on him by the American army physician, William Beaumont between 1822 and 1833. And I'm just going to say, before I even go through this, this definitely could also be two guys at the time who had fallen in love and had to make up a reason why they were around each other. that's how crazy it was to be uh french canadian voyager french canadian at the time okay or canadian in general if you were down here being canadian you know what i'm saying you had to have a good reason brother um let me see saint martin was shot in a near fatal accident in 1822 his wound did not heal fully leaving an opening into his stomach studies of saint martin's stomach led to a greater understanding of digestive physiology he was accidentally shot by a musket fire from close range at the fur trading post on Mackinac Island.

1:46:56The musket shot left a wound on his side that developed into a fistula connecting to his stomach to the outside of his body. Huh. William Beaumont, a U.S. Army surgeon stationed at a nearby Army post, treated the wound. Although St. Martin was a healthy young man, he was not expected to recover due to the severity of his wound, which included a perforated stomach. For 17 days following the injury, all food he ate reemerged from the stomach opening. So he ate this food and it then came out of the opening, requiring nutritious injections per anum. And we know what that is, brother. That's kind of like when you start at the finish line.

1:47:36That's a crazy attitude. Until a tent of lint, a plug of rolled lint secured by adhesive straps could be used to retain gastric contents. At this point, food began to stay in St. Martin's stomach, and bowel function gradually returned. When the wound healed, the edge of the hole in the stomach attached itself to the edge of the hole in the skin, creating a permanent gastric fistula. While accompanied by St. Martin, Beaumont conducted his first official experiment. He suspended pieces of food attached to a string in a St. Martin's stomach and later removed them to observe the extent of digestion.

1:48:11This was the first in a series of 238 experiments.

1:48:17which assisted digestive processes under a variety of conditions, including fasting, exercise, and different emotional states. Huh. Kind of interesting. Think about that. He's like, I'm lowering a carrot in there, you know? And you're like, that ain't a carrot. You just have a little piece of fucking, you have a little granola tied to some floss. He's like, it's coming in. You make that airplane sound like you do with a kid, He's like, gonna land. And then he just lower a fucking little bit of broccoli in there. Stinky ever. Oh, I bet he did. You gotta. If you're a guy, it's late, you've been drinking.

1:48:58Wow. Man. So that was just a freak nature. They have an image of it here online. A reconstruction of the torso of Alexis St. Martin. That's wild That they could look in there and see his stomach working That's fucking crazy And meanwhile we all left to go to Body Worlds That experiment thing that came around on tour Whatever Remember when they cut open like half of freaking people And they'd have them in all the museums That shit was awesome Even though they did later find out That a lot of those people were Chinese people That they had sliced the bodies in half Really? That they'd use real human bodies That's crazy huh?

1:49:36Was it really? Yeah, they use like plastinization, but it had been like people that were taken like, find out what that is just so I know it. But anyway, what were we talking about?

1:49:50I can never remember. What was the expose? A German magazine, Der Spiegel, revealed that Chinese lab possessed corpses of Chinese citizens, at least two of which had bullet holes in their skulls suggesting execution. the lab was notably located near three prison camps. No way. Yeah. I thought you... No, that was part of the rumor that serious ethical investigations have heavily historically uncovered a black market of unethically sourced Chinese bodies, heavily entangling body works, that's what it was called, body works creator, and spinning off of a rival exhibition that openly acknowledged using bodies from Chinese prisoners.

1:50:30So, yeah, but it was alleged that some of these were... Dr. Gunther von Hagens, the German anatomist. That took a dark turn. Yeah, it did, man. Just like your large intestine, brother. You know what I'm saying? Anyway, just kind of interesting stuff right there. And that's Sean Reed. He's got a fun channel to watch. He's got a great voice, great narrator. He's kind of the, yeah. Say it. I was going to say, it's sort of like he's like the Mike Rowe of American lore and folklore. That's actually pretty good. Dude, Mike Rowe also, the man. Oh, the man. Who do you have in your top three the man rankings?

1:51:14Right now, current, updated, and have to be alive. I'm going to go Mike Tyson. Okay. Fair. Fair play. Brigitte McCrone. as a sub. Okay. I'd go Mike Tyson, Tyler Shuck, and we got to have somebody who's somebody out there kind of wild. Oh, and Sean Shiroff, who just had the greatest upset in UFC history last week.

1:51:57He beat Gable Stevenson, which was a great race, and it's going to be interesting to see how Gable comes back. But that would be my top three right now. I like that list, though. That's good. It's updated. You updated it to those are the man right now. Those are good, man. Mike Tyson is just kind of an eternal, so maybe I took it easy on that. But he has a new special coming out. No, special. A documentary about his life. Does he? It's about to release next week, yeah. Wow. Which should be awesome. What about you, man? Give me your top three. And then I know you brought a gift for me today, too.

1:52:26I saw you trying to hide it. I hate whenever I ask questions like that because I know they're coming back to me. You're right. Then let it ride. But I don't – I'm trying to think. Next time I see you, give it to me. I think after Heifel, if Heifel beats Texas, you're looking at the man of the week for the rest of the fall because they don't got to win another game. That's true, huh? And Tennessee is a loaded, bro. They got a great team. They're not even really being talked about. This is going to be big. The quarterback's really good, but he's super young. Yeah. He's like, he's only played like three games.

1:53:05Yeah. He was like the number one recruit in the country last year. Somebody said his nickname was Baby Bear. I'm like, that's not a good nickname for like, it's a good, cool nickname. Yeah. But get him to Medium Bear, you know, like at least the nickname. The guy's in college now. Yeah. People don't talk about recruiting anymore because like all the transfers and stuff. Like the dudes, like the, that used to be a huge deal when you had like the number one recruit in the country. like it's really it's people are talking about transfers now so it's not that talk it's not talked about enough well everybody has rankings for everything you meet somebody like this guy you know he's a two-star or whatever you're like what is that's not even he's not even any good at it's like why did i get my nil mic like some of the things that are going on and like existence is turning into this weird like everybody's some type of an influencer like everybody you know it's all getting interesting bro i think it's getting kind of fascinating um i know you got me a gift and I am going to get it.

1:53:57And, but before you go, I want to talk about Lane Kiffin real quick. How does this all go down? What happens there with Lane? In which capacity? Just in all of it. Because it's interesting what they're doing down there, right? They're starting, it's a lot of like energy, right? Right. They're having different people come down and walk out with the team, you know? It feels like this kind of like, I don't know, like, Deion Sanders kind of tried that and it wasn't a good move. I can't tell if you run the risk of things becoming more about ego and energy than they do about the team. Right. I mean, you would think that he's doing it for recruiting or to, like, get better players on the team.

1:54:36Right. But it becomes an issue when it does become about him. I thought this past week it's like it's a hard spot to be in because the storyline's not about his team playing in the game, the Ole Miss game. The storyline's just about him. And it's like how do you, like – I didn't know what was the better method for him to like take it and just like embrace it being about him so his team could kind of play free for him. Or do you want to make it like about the guys on the team? Because like, obviously you're not the one out there. We talked about it last night at dinner, but like coaches are very important.

1:55:07But the stat I gave you, which I love is like in the history of the NFL, there's been, I think, I think maybe three total Hall of Fame coaches that haven't had a Hall of Fame quarterback. Like, you've got to have the players, especially quarterback. If you don't have those guys on the field, it doesn't matter what Lane Kiffin does to some extent. I don't know. How do you feel like he handled it? How he handled what? What are we talking about? Well, I was trying to be kind of politically correct in my answer. I think sometimes Lane does like it to be about himself. Oh, nothing Lane likes more than Lane.

1:55:48Lane loves Lane. I've said that before. Lane loves Lane. Lane knows he loves Lane. Lane's listening right now to me saying Lane loves Lane, and you know it, Lane. It's okay. And liking it. Right. It's okay, right? That's just like, you know, that's okay. Lane operates in a unique way. What's really interesting about Kiffin is that he's sort of kind of this, he's kind of this ladies' man in a way, right? In a way, right? Have you hung with him? Huh? I know you have, but like, is he smooth? Yeah. Dude, he's been so successful. Yeah. I do wonder if he's smooth with girls. I wonder about that. I've had that thought before this podcast because he presents himself.

1:56:24I think he likes to present himself as a ladies man. Yeah. Like he likes the story. Like he'll repost the story about him being a ladies man. Yeah. But like, is he, if you really locked him into those 21 verse ones with the balloons, how many people are popping? I think he get a decent amount, bro. I mean, his aura is up, bro. He did like, you know what I'm saying? Like it's, fascinating because it's a different place. Usually a coach gets caught with a younger lady and it's like, this guy's going to hell. I feel like you're trying to make this about UNC. Are you? About me? About UNC. No, not at all.

1:56:58We can keep moving. No, not at all. We can talk about UNC though. I didn't know if you were dancing a Belichick dance on me. No, not at all. I don't know anything about it. Okay. Anyway. Belichick has a younger girl. Oh, yeah. Dude, yeah, that's fine. Which we support. Yeah. No, that's fine with me. Yeah. Because I just think we're in this fascinating place where you've never really kind of had a sort of like a coach like Kiffin with this sort of exposure. I'm trying to think. And like doing like walkouts with, you know, but we had it with Dion, but that didn't really work. Like the walkouts with, you know, some of that's a little bit much.

1:57:38Right. And I was down there for it. I'm not saying like, you know, I love Louisiana, you know, but I just wonder if there's an edge to that. that's just like too much, you know? It's definitely not sustainable. That's what I'm saying. It's definitely, it's 100 % not sustainable. You can't do that because for one reason, even if you try to do it, you can't keep that level of energy. Like next season and beyond, like they would have to keep winning the national championship back to back to back to back. So it's probably something you can't do, but for right now, it kind of works. It's kind of awesome.

1:58:06It makes college football great. I would love to see him versus Signetti in a national championship game. Two polar opposites, two huge personalities. yeah Signetti's the he's a problem they call him Signasty too I've heard he's a problem really bro he's won everywhere he's went and he carries himself like an absolute boss we talked about this last night too Nick Saban like what makes him the greatest of all time is it like his X and O's knowledge or is it just his aura like the way he just commands a room yeah and I think Signetti has that which I'm I don't know if Kiffin has a nerd hung around him but like I feel like Signati's like a monster Looming in the corner Who's Young For coaches Like he's gonna be around For a while Signati they call him I heard And he earned it That nickname That's what I heard I don't know I just And I don't even know What I'm talking about You know what I'm saying And they also They call him Some of the older people Call him Signifty Like senior citizens Call him that Yeah So Before you go bro What else anything you want to talk about?

1:59:16Anything on your brain before you go, man? Thanks so much, dude. No, thanks for having me. No, I've just been, dude, we've been continuing to do, like, you know, our little business. Like, I got still glinting balls. I got my producers getting married. We're like, we're still figuring out as we go. Like, only a year and a half really into being independent, so I feel like I've, like, learned a lot, but also feel like I still am kind of, swimming is not the right word. I feel comfortable where i'm at but like it's it's like i gotta figure stuff out to keep things going so yeah it's a grind dude and congratulations too man i remember when you guys were first like becoming independent and now here you guys are still doing it man congratulations bro thank you man yeah we've been doing some cool projects this this uh i told you about stoke which is like the shoe company is kind of like oh kind of similar to what i do with chica cheetah which has been like a really fun um kind of like i said it's like a little baby you have out in the world like you get to it's not exactly what you do.

2:00:12Like I consider what I do is like Sunday conversation, like making content. Um, but it's kind of like, you can use a different part of your brain in kind of like a business way, um, for like something that you believe in. It's like Stokes and the new one I'm doing. It's a shoe company for wide feet. Oh really? Wide feet. They say that 75, and this is actually a real stat on like everything else I've said today. Unlike most of the stuff we've said on this show. This is a real stack. Cause I've seen that the study is 75 % of American men have wide feet. Nuh-uh. 75 % of men in America. And so like a regular shoe is not a wide shoe.

2:00:48It isn't? It's just a regular narrow shoe. Like a regular shoe is a D, a size D. A wide shoe is an E. 75 % of men in America should be an E or bigger. So me and you in this room, one and a half of us has a wide foot. You know what I'm saying? So three of our feet are wide? three out of the four of our feet are wide damn anyway stoke it so stoke is uh it's only wide shoes not even messing with the 25 of people who got regular feet like you can't even no options available yeah um but anyways it's like i i've tried i heard about them wore them loved them like the most comfortable show i've ever worn my entire life that's what you have on yeah so this This is it.

2:01:35Those are tough, bro. I did bring you a beer. I don't know if you want to have this on the show, but I guess. Yeah. Let me try them on, okay? This is our new ones that are not released yet. Oh, really? This is Slip On. This is what you should do, honestly, so that this doesn't come across too salesy, which I don't like. Yeah. Give an honest feedback, full permission to go 100 % honest. Okay. Okay, this is a slip-on. That big guy, boy. So they're wide, right? So one or two of your feet is guaranteed to be wide. It's this one.

2:02:20I will say this, bro. Be honest. I'm going to be very honest. For one, comfortable for sure. Okay. Like they had, give me that lazy boy. It's almost like your foot. It's just like got off work. And it's like, bro, we relaxing. I'm putting a tube on. I'm going to chill. I'm going to pet my lady or whatever. You know what I'm saying? I'm living like that. The second thing is, they are wide, huh? Dang, everybody's got side to side. You got motion twins. You can fucking live in there. Dude, I didn't even know my whole life that I had wide feet. I don't even know if I do, technically. Well, once they cage your foot up, you don't know if it's wide or not.

2:02:59Exactly. I've just been wearing the same shoes my whole life. But, bro, I swear to God, I put these on six months ago. I haven't taken them off in six months. You see me. I did, what was it, stagecoaching? Yeah, I saw you there. And you had them on there? I took, I put cowboy boots on for our performance. Mistake for the jumping. Oh, yeah. I should have worn my Stokes. Show Caleb jump again as I'm doing this, please, dude. So, yeah, very comfortable. I will say that. Let me else. I got something else. Oh, I will say this, though, too. They big, bro. They big guy, bro. They're big because, so, if your foot's huge.

2:03:32They're big. It's like your mom kind of picks you up from the movies with your friends in this. It's like definitely have like a bigger foot. Caravan. It's a caravan of the shoe. But they definitely feel like kind of like very tough slippers kind of in a way. This pair. And then listen, that's a slip-on. I mean, the regular traditional is a sneaker, but. Yeah, this is a slip-on shoe. This is a slipper. There's a slip in the name of it. Facts. So a regular shoe. Did you give me a regular shoe? Oh, these are the ones that I have on. So this is like a normal one. All right. But it's, I mean, dude, it's like, you know.

2:04:10oh you're a little more chill like her lasty bad boys they feel kind of futuristic i'll say that and so like if you have a big foot it's not just like you don't just have like a like it's not like a skinny pizza that's that's just like long and flat like if you have a big foot it's big this way too not just this way it's girth you got girth on the foot. I don't. But men do. People do. I'm a man. So, you need it to be a little bit bigger. Look, I like a more relaxing shoe. Some of these shoes you get into, it's kind of like, what's going on, you know what I'm saying? Dude, what? But also, Stoke, dude.

2:04:49Yeah. Thank you, bro. I can have these? For you? Anything. Thanks, dude. Oh, yeah, boy. Keep my hoofs warm up, Tuberville. You hear that? Oh, sorry. I'm not off the clock. I'm just joking, Tuberville. Thank you, dude. These are dope. Fuck, now I can't wear them because we go eat somewhere because we have matching shoes on. And I brought you a matching Chica Chica jacket. Did you? Brother, we're going to match it. We're going to look at it. Dude, let's go to Morgan's Island and match when we get there. Dude, do you know what we should dress up as? Huh? Furries. Yeah. No, not him. He'll hunt us.

2:05:31He will hunt us from the driveway That's facts Alright It's brown toast Anyway Dude thank you so much bro These are nice I'm gonna wear them and I'll let you know how I feel And also just nice to have some new shoes I never go get myself anything So thank you bro You're welcome Thank you for having me on your show Keep fighting the good fight Oh man We'll definitely keep doing that dude Oh shout out I thought about this too When we were talking about stagecoach Shout out to The guy He's a DJ named Moonlight But he helped us out So thank you to him And The honky tonks Will ride The tonking honkies Will ride again Tonking honkies dude Bro it'd be so fun dude Shall ride again Yeah This honky ain't gonna Tonk By himself What Fuck we're idiots I'm out dude I gotta go and it's my job.

2:06:30I gotta go. Now I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be cornerstone. Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found. I can feel it in my bones. But it's gonna take...

2:06:59We'll be right back.

2:07:24cheering and lots of high fives.