E476 Sean Strickland

24:15I got a low blood pressure or whatever, but other than that, I'm fucking doing good. I mean, you never know. Okay, let's just say even 20. 25. All right, give me 25. Give me at least 22, dude. I mean, so in the day, like, let's just say I'm going to die at 60. Everybody in my family dies young, right? So I got like 30 years left. And you motorcycle too, don't you? Oh, yeah, I go hard too. Oh, yeah, dude. I go hard. Bro, you guys are the organ donors usually. Yeah, for sure, dude. I mean, look, you still fucked up my knees in my jeans. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, so anyways, it's like, I mean, I got 30 years left.

24:49What does that mean? What does that mean to me? I get to wake up every day and go fight and cut weight and eat a fucking cheeseburger? Like in the grand scheme of things, dude, like life is not that important. Right. Well, so what I agree, I think when you die, like you're just like, all you care about all the only things you feel about, like even like even from like using DMT and stuff, you have that moment of what it feels like when you die. And you don't remember any of life. All you remember is the religious man. Do you think you're going to go somewhere you die? I believe that you go back into the universe.

25:18I think the Lord could be over there. I think Jesus, you know, I'm sure Jesus and some of the other deities are milling around, you know. I'm sure they're in the locker room kind of like, oh, we got to get back out there. Sunday's coming up, JC. Yeah, see, I think, dude, I think whenever that fucking, whenever that brain goes off, you just, darkness, bro. No. Nah, man, you evaporate into something really fucking beautiful. But I think the only feeling is just sheer joy. But I'm okay with that. Like, I'm like, like, I think what you do in life matters. But yeah, I mean, you could spend it how you want.

25:51Right now, life is good. I got money. I got a belt. Dude, everything is good. But like, you're going to pay me to go fucking relive my life. Like, you said, hey, Sean, you want to go hit the restart button? Like, fuck you. Really? Fuck no. But what if you got to a place one day where you were able to like, like be, because at a certain point, I think like people from a tough environment become inspirations for people from a tough environment, you know? Oh, yeah. No, I mean, I get guys like, well, call me crying. Yeah. I mean, I've heard some of the shit you've got, man. You get some crazy shit too, dude.

26:22Yeah, yeah. We get some guys that have been through a lot of stuff, dude, and the guys that are perverts, everything. Were you parents together? My dad was real old. My dad was like 70. Oh, that's rough. It was just weird, man. I was just so, I was embarrassed, you know? Yeah. But, uh, but yeah, we were just - When you, something, your dad died, like when - He died. My mom was just worked and my mom didn't like - Did your mom remarry? Yeah, she married a guy. He used to own a car wash. That was pretty cool. He always had a bunch of change on him. Oh, shit. Yeah, and we'd go fucking get all the change.

26:51That's nice. When your mom married, I always knew, I'm sorry for this, but it's funny. I always knew the kind of guy my mom was hooking up with was the kind of music she'd be listening to. So you'd get some like, I'm not even joking, bro. You'd get some like R &B or some shit. Next thing you know, bro, there's a black guy hanging around. You get some salsa music And you got Juan down the street You're like how the fuck Yeah dude Did your mom date a lot then? I mean she was married So I guess yeah she did date a lot How does that even make sense? This episode is sponsored by PrizePix Now do you love firing on sports?

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30:30Did she remarried? Oh, she's doing good then. She's doing good. Yeah, she's doing good. She lives out in Arizona. My mom's a cool lady. You cool with his stepdad? He passed away. He was in the war or whatever, and then he passed away. What fucking war? Yeah, he was. What war? I'm not sure, but he wore like a lot of gloves at the end of his life, and he liked having gloves on, I remember. The war, bro. You're 40 years old, I don't think Vietnam happened What war are you talking about He was in the Great War The Second War 1942, 1912 Pull up a war He was in the war Desert Storm bro He wasn't in Desert Storm He was in the war Maybe the war on drugs Pull up recent wars The war on drugs That was Bush's wife What war are we talking about here dude.

31:21Dude, you need to pick a war Persian golf. Probably that K dub, maybe Korean war, maybe. Okay. What? 1950. I don't know. He would definitely, I know if we, you know what? I know he would, uh, he would take my mom to Chinese food. He would take my mom to Chinese food, but when the waiter walked off, he would fucking say some shit. But that's what I'm talking about with Theo, bro. I don't guys, I don't fucking know if he's a genius or fucking. He just goes either way, dude. How about this? There's way many options in between. Bro, you just said your dad number two was in the fucking war. Yeah, he was, dude.

31:57He had a sword at the fucking house, dude. He left it to my mother. He left an autographed sword or whatever. I don't know where that would be. Who the fuck autographed? The China man who killed him. I don't know, dude. Pull up something. Nick, Jesus Christ, look at us. We don't know what the fuck we're talking about. Hey, give this guy a bone, dude. When I do the Rogan podcast, what's Rogan's guy? What's Rogan's like? Oh, Jamie. Jamie, dude. I was thrown off by Jamie. Yeah? Oh, man. I think Rogan abuses him, dude. Really? I think he abuses him, dude. Like, what? He, like, makes him stay up late or something?

32:33Like, I think I was picturing, like, a younger, white, nerdy kid. Yeah. You know? No, dude. He's angry. He's an angry man. Jamie? He's fucking angry, bro. Who, Jamie? Jamie's angry. Is he? I don't know. He just seems, like, dialed in. He's like a marksman for information. I think Rogan disciplines him. Ooh, you think? Yeah, because you'll see it, dude. Every now and then, Rogan will let that shit slip. There he is right there. Look how jacked he's getting, too. Yeah, dude. That's not Jamie. That's Jamie on the left. Can you zoom in on him? Oh, man, dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but every now and then, you'll see Rogan discipline him.

33:10Yeah. He'll speak out of turn. And you'll see it on it. I mean, your guys have seen that. And what did he say? But he'll just like discipline. Like, no, no, Jamie, not that. The other one. Oh, yeah. Like you could tell it's like that abusive father that like, you know, is that the soccer game that like slips a little bit? He's like, pass that bitch. And you're like, oh, shit, I wonder what it's like when you're at home by himself. Yeah. So I think Jamie is fucked up a little bit. I wonder if he does some things or anything like that to him. What if he has a little thing under the thing where he presses it?

33:40No, dude, what's the thing? The four fingers, dude? Yo, Jamie, let us know, dude. Let us know if you're in danger. But yeah, I think you get disciplines. But you can tell, like, Theo don't discipline his guys. They look happy. I don't know about that. We get into some shit sometimes. I mean, but sometimes it's tough because you're thinking and they're thinking and you're not the same brain. And so you're both trying to figure out, like. I mean, they're thinking, bro. We don't know about you. We haven't decided yet. The war. We haven't fucking decided yet, dude. This guy's taking.

34:11This guy has three letters in his alphabet, dude. and two of them are CT and I'm the fucking deranged guy, dude. You just attacked a guy in a fucking movie theater last night and I'm the fucking crazy guy, bro. Well, hey, here's the thing, man. When the time comes to it, and if the time comes to it where I need to kill a man, I hope that I fucking man up and do it. How would you do it? Well, it depends how bad I wanted to kill him. Yeah? I mean, like... But what would you do, man? Is it going to be a beating? is it going to be a choking? Is it just going to be sheer pressure? You know, it is, man.

34:47From, like, a psychological perspective, I think it's like, what do they say? I have, like, antisocial personality disorder. Yeah. You know what that is? Really? I don't know if I see that, though. You seem pretty social. Like, you seem, I didn't know. I learned it. I saw you, when I remember seeing you at Slap Fights, I remember thinking, you know, there's something extremely charming about Sean. There's something that is very, um, extremely like. High-functioning sociopath. I wouldn't say high-functioning. High-functioning. Okay. No offense, dude. Calm down. This guy has an autographed fucking war memorabilia, dude.

35:22Bro, I'm fucking trying to help you get a free sword when my mother passes away. You're not even fucking being cool about it, dude. I don't want it from the dead China man, bro. But no, they would go to the Chinese buffet and fucking, they loved it. And it was like pretty cheap. But as soon as the waiter walked off, my fucking stepdad would say a bunch of shit about him. Hey, you know what's funny? It's me, the Chinaman. So I hit a Chinaman once, like driving. You hit one? Yeah, like it was totally my fault. Oh, well, it's not. But yeah, but they have done it so much. I remember, dude, like, yeah, that's what I thought.

35:55They started it for sure. But I remember the moment, like, because I got out to go check on the guy. I put him into a fucking wall, dude. Airbags deployed. Airbags fucking deployed. Right? Yeah, so I go, and I remember, like. I got out to go check on him. Well, dude, I mean, like, do literally fucking 50 miles, 60 miles per hour and decide what fucking wall. Like, the guy was probably fucked up a little bit. Yeah, yeah. So anyways, I go, and the first thing I think, like, oh, my God, I hit an Asian. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then a part of me was like, man, it's almost probably bad karma. Yeah.

36:25Oh, you think, well, I don't know if I hit an, oh, I'll tell you this. I remember this Chinese guy. He could have been also maybe Korean, but he hit me one time. Oh, dude, I love that skit you did with the little Asian guy, the short dude motherfucker. He's your friend. Oh, yeah, Riley Mound. The Chinaman, dude, the Chinaman, dude. Well, he's Polynesian, I think. He definitely got a famous sauce out of his... Oh, yeah, I fought a Chinaman in the Philippines. Dude, look at you back then. About Japanese guys. Nice guy, dude. Nice guy. Beat his ass for five rounds. But, yeah, no, that was a funny one.

36:57Did you learn where he's from yet? Is he from the China land? No, this guy's from Hawaii, and I'll say this about him. He's never ejaculated in his life. No. Yeah, he has some sort of... Wait, wait, wait. Who's never jerked off? This kid, Riley Mal. And he has like Asperger's or something in his loins or whatever. Wait, he's never jerked off? Never in his life, buddy. And not even in his sleep has he ejaculated. Does he fuck? No. No. No, no, no, no. He's never fucked. Dude, he's not even... Yeah, he's pretty small. I don't know. What does that mean? Is it that can't make it in the hole? I didn't say that.

37:32I'm just saying. Small people can't fuck? I don't know. Dude, sometimes, bro, real talk. Honestly, dude, a plane crashes, right? You got to eat an ethnicity out of the game. Soft. Tender. Oh, man, dude. I've been saying that. Yeah. And people, like, disagree with me in the street. I think dark meek would be tough. Like, masculine, vascular, you know? Black people are in this dense. Now, if you're having a big dinner, if you're having a Thanksgiving or something, and you're still out there with - But how come you haven't got that man? Like, I don't pay for sexy, but, like, does he just not want to fuck?

38:03What's the deal? He has some type of... STD? No, Asperger's. So why does he can't fuck? Bro, I used to have a couple of mentally unwell buddies, and we would go to the Ramada, dude, and steal all the fucking plants out of the lobby and stuff while the guy was out there smoking. Were you the buddy? No, you were the mentally unwell buddy. These guys were awesome, bro. A lot of mentally unwell people were doing great, too. We had a guy on here named Chris Nickich. He won the Iditarod. What the fuck's he had, Ditterod? Iron Man No shit Yep Look at this, Sean Look at that neck, dude Jesus Christ Oh, definitely Do you think, does he fuck?

38:43Is he like, how autistic is he? I know, he wanted to go date He wanted to go out with women He wanted me to hook him up with women He likes blonde-haired women Yeah, but I'm just simply saying, dude Like, at what point Like, I think Look, I'll say this If he was on a, like, sex team I bet I would Like, does he I'd let him back third Could he live on his own? Can he live on his own? Does he need a chaperone? Dude, he can swim 100 miles. I don't fuck. Doesn't mean he can't fucking. You think he can't make a cereal, dude? He can swim 100 miles. Straight, Sean. You think this dude can't fucking make up a fucking crepe or something at the house if he wants it?

39:19Okay, but this. You think he can't find the wastebasket? This is not worth it. Look at this dude can do 90 chin-ups in a row. Oh, this is a true story. So I went into the Rogan podcast, right? Dude, and Rogan put me up in a nice little spot. We had four seasons? It was a midget convention, bro. I shit you not. I'm not even fucking joking. It was a one-day convention. And so literally, dude, it was just like, I feel like it was like a midget tender, bro. Like all these are just going there shacking up and fucking each other. Really? And I don't hate on it, bro. I mean, I don't fucking hate on it, but I'll never forget.

39:52I'll never forget, dude. Mean, angry little, angry little fucking little person. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, some people say a little person. Some people don't care Some of them care Some of them don't I know I have a friend Some of my friends They say little people I don't know enough I don't have a consensus To know what's the best thing So I'm in an elevator right And it's like This really fucked up one Like the crippled one Comes in What do you mean the crippled one Like in a wheelchair Oh wow So how little At that point You're down to a foot and a half There's like a little Angry looking little You know Every now and then They get some good looking Oh yeah My buddies My mom's husband ex-husband same guy that died the war guy uh and he um his best friend married a little person oh no shit and they had a child that was a little person that's so fucked up dude and he no it was a good little kid i'd be so pissed off dude look at that now you're telling me that boy i'd be pissed on shorty looking nice boy imagine that dude imagine you tell your girl it's time to go and she's like nah.

40:54Just pick her up, walk away. That's a fucking move, bro. This dude is a war... That dude is a king, bro. No, yeah, he's a king of little people. But that's Tyrann... What's his name? Tyrannus? Joffrey Tyrannus. So anyway, let me finish my fucking story, dude. So this fucking... This little cripple backs his ass up in the elevator, right? And there's a little m**** by the number pad. And she goes, Oh, what number do you need? And I was like, Oh, you know, number like 8th or some shit. You know, and Rogan put me at the very bottom floor. I was in a penthouse, but it was nice. So, you know, it was nice.

41:26I mean, how much is Rogan? How much is your net worth, bro? Come on. You can't give me a suite. You can't give me a boday or some shit, dude. What the fuck, Rogan? I mean, what the fuck, bro? You know what I'm saying? You can't buy me a dinner, dude. You just fucking, you put me in here with the middle. Anyways. What are you in there? Yeah, I think you might do the fuck with me, too. Because you know Rogan would do that. Like, hey, let's find this hotel. There's a little person convention. So anyways, I tell this. What is it in there? Did you tell them they were there when you went? brogan dude you know it's like we're like frenemies yeah anyways like so i i tell the little little person like you know number seven and she looks at me she's like i wasn't talking to you i was talking to him and i was like fuck like you're an angry little person but did you say like hey number seven no i'm dude i'm polite i'm a polite man really anyways but yeah so what i'm thinking dude the little people are mean yeah they're not like the hobbits bro they're like the other people uh i'm trying to think it was there was there some little people that were famous for being mean I'm trying to think.

42:22I don't know. Dude, my favorite show growing up was that show. Would you fuck a shit? God, man. I don't know, dude. Yes, I would. The second I'm trying to have any decent thoughts here, everything you've said, Sean, has taken me completely into the 11th circle of Mordor. By the way, you guys, if somebody would ask me right now, hey, Sean, would you fuck a shit? I wouldn't be like, I don't know. I'd be like, no, I'm good, man. That's not really my type. This man, if someone put a gun to my head right now and they said, Sean, do you think Theo Vaughn has ever fucked a shit? I don't know what I would say.

42:55I think I would really... Dude, I'm impressed. I'm impressed, dude. Here's the thing. I have this buddy. I'm not going to name the guy. You could say if he's a black guy or not, though. He's definitely black, for sure. Where is this going? I admire you as a man. He's a brave guy. For putting your dick in that. We're talking about methadex, dude. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. He's a good-looking dude. He's a lot of pussy. Good-looking dude. I would get so scared, I think, if somebody was, like, really. You mean, like, the escorts you called? Yeah, I would just. Oh, there were some women that I would just be like, this is just.

43:30I don't need to be doing this. They don't need to be doing this, you know. It was just not the best meeting. Yeah, and I bet you've done some dirty shit, dude. You just seem like that. You got a mullet, bro. Really? I bet you got some stores, dude. Dude, just because I look like shit doesn't mean I'm a bad guy. Why are you a bad guy? Fucking horse. That doesn't make you a bad guy. Yeah. That's true. Might make you a scumbag, but not a bad guy. But also, here's the thing. A lot of women are looking for sex. Well, a lot of women are having to sell sex these days, which is crazy anyway. That's one thing that's a little bit weird.

44:02I'll say one thing about women, dude, and this is something that needs to be said. Oh, yeah, yeah. No. I'm curious as to what it is. Think about every mass shooting ever happened. Okay. Like, every mass shooting ever happened, at one point that man went to go get some pussy. Yeah. He went to go get some pussy and he had some woman say like, nah, fuck, I ain't gonna suck your dick. I ain't gonna suck your dick. And what I'm saying to you is women need to put out more. Because no man has ever walked into a mall or a school and said, no, I got so much fucking pussy. I got so much fucking pussy, guys.

44:36I just couldn't fucking take it. I couldn't fucking take it. So. Yeah, you don't see Rick Flair. Yeah. Oh my God, dude, so much pussy. I'm gonna lose my shit. So it's like. Yeah, you don't see him shooting up a Chili's bar in the evening. So what I'm saying is at what point don't women take responsibility for not putting out? But do you think men are appropriate? Do men behave appropriately enough and operate appropriately enough to deserve? That's another thing. Here's the thing, dude. A lot of dudes show up pretty much like, you know. Dudes will drive by just yelling, pussy for me and shit like that.

45:13It's like that's not even taking a woman out, you know. For every really hot woman you guys meet They won't fuck you Guess what? She's fucking somebody else What do you mean about that? Say you go meet a princess You meet this chick You fucking love this chick You fucking love this chick She's your world You want to marry her And say she's not putting out I guarantee you dude She's not putting out for you But she's putting out for somebody else So what I'm saying dude Women man root of all problems. We shouldn't have a fucking vote, dude. You think? Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Women suck, dude. Men vote for all kind of shitty things.

45:52Look at that fucking... Why do women vote for that? Because the thing is getting a pussy. For every liberal, for every liberal man, he's doing it because there's some dirty liberal feminist woman he's trying to fuck. Oh, that could be true. That's a weird... Now, that's a pretty crazy... Anytime... No, this is facts. This is fucking facts, bro. I don't know if it is. What is it? Every time... No, it's facts, bro. It's facts. Every time a man is with a liberal woman, dude, you just see the fucking soul just being sucked out of his body. Liberal women, bro. Fucking A. Gotta put them back in the fucking kitchen, dude.

46:23Well, I think if you want to think about... God, there's so many things going on here. I don't know how you survived, Sean. You're wild, dude. It's true, though. Well, let's talk about one thing at a time. Okay, what's one good thing a woman ever added to society? Well, you could start off with Amelia Earhart. Like a bitch got lost. Okay, look, we prefer the term MIA. Yeah, there we go. Okay, but yeah, she's still missing. I will say that, right? Yeah. But that, I mean, look. I mean, that bitch should not be flying a plane. Even if you look at this picture, dude, of her getting in his plane, you're like, if this lady isn't going just to the mall, we're fucked.

47:01You know? Like what I'm saying, dude, let's look at America. Look at this 19 win, was it, Nick? Bro, but we gave women too much power. Look at Kamala Harrison, bro. You gave these bitches too much power. Oh, dude. But we did it for pussy, dude, and this is what I try to tell you guys. Okay, this is the part I don't understand. We do it for pussy. You think guys are saying, hey, I want to make love to this lady, so I'm going to give them the right to vote or the right to, like, I guess, right? Bro, when you're a kid, like, you know you compromise yourself to get laid. Oh, yeah. No, but I'm saying, dude, and this is what I'm trying to tell you guys.

47:37Yeah, what is it? Like, there used to be Again, I'm not a fucking I'm not a Muslim I don't believe in that shit You know, I believe like Take off the fucking burka Slims, we call them Yeah, Slims, bro Take off the burka Put on a bikini, you know What's that little porn star named? Mila Katif Oh, uh The The Willie Katana, huh? I don't fucking know her, dude I don't know, I don't watch her Yeah, but they're watching for sure, dude I have a feeling now, though You know Zuck? I bet Zuck is in some weird shit, dude Mark Zuckerberg But that's because of money He's not banned my Instagram, dude No, but Is he?

48:07But rich people get into weird stuff because they run out of, because just fucking becomes something poor people do. But we got off subject. We're talking about men and women. Yeah, we got off of every, we haven't been on a subject. We're talking about men and women here, dude. Were we? Is that what we're talking about? Yeah, we're talking about men and women. So like what I'm saying, dude, men used to be men. Like there used to be a time and a place, dude, where like go fucking chop down trees and, you know, go fucking conquer nations, go fight the Indians. And then all of a sudden, bro, we just let these fucking women.

48:35But I don't think it's because of women. Let me think. Well, here's right here. Ten incredible inventions by women that changed the world. Let's look at some of them. The circular saw. Yeah, I don't know about that shit, dude. Okay. The dishwasher. Bro. The life raft. The life raft? All this shit. Like, yeah. Hey. The life raft. Hold on. We didn't need a dishwasher, bro. Why do you think I'm women? Well, look. Of course they're going to invent the dishwasher. That's kind of a no-brainer, right? Fucking A, man. I'll give you that one, Sean. They're trying to make their life a little bit easier.

49:08Listen, God made you guys with hands for a reason. Dude, one of my first jokes was, if God didn't want you in the kitchen, oh, if God didn't want you to cook, why did he put milk and eggs in your body? Oh, well, there we go. It's facts. But what I'm saying, you guys, that's facts, bro. That's facts. That's just some white guy saying that in the back of the Durango Casino out here in Las Vegas, Nevada, off the strip, but beautiful and safe. Yeah, we're in a nice place, dude. There's a lot of pussy. You guys like this shit, dude. come swing by. Yeah, that's another way to advertise it, though. I think we covered both of that.

49:40But, dude, that's like, here's the thing, like... I can see you being a car salesman, dude. Nah. Get on over here to Sean's car, Sean. And you just beat it, beat somebody into the car. You're like, get in the fucking car, you... Yeah, don't be a fucking pussy. Your wife's gonna go fuck the neighbor if you don't buy this car. Yeah, yeah. Your neighbor has this fucking car. You wanna start fucking the neighbor? No, but, like, dude, I love, like, I'm such an advocate for women, but, like, they've lost their place. Well, it became financial, dude. That's what happened. Women were tired of like, oh, men have the money so they can, because men started being abusive to women.

50:11It wasn't like men were being cool to women. If men were being cool to women, they'd have been like, yeah, I can just be a mom and take care of the home. No, no, dude, what happened? I'll tell you guys what happened. It's going to be a little rant. I'm going to bear with me. Yeah, I've been bearing with all of this. So I'll tell you what happened. Look, I don't know what happened. Corporations. are the fucking devil. Oh, yeah. They are the fucking devil, bro. They are the enemy of the free people. I fucking hate them. Yeah, I mean, let's get his money, fucking A, you know? Fucking pull out your latte.

50:42Yeah. I'll take a little money from him, but after that, fuck you again. So... And who are you talking about, McDonald's? Who are you talking about, say, at Exxon? No, I mean, all of them. All of them, dude. And it's getting worse. So this is where, like, I'm such a big advocate for men. and people take me as I hate on women, but I don't. I just look at history for what happened. During World War II, whenever there was a shortage of men making bombs and shit, we had to pull the women out of the kitchen. Worse than we've ever fucking did, dude. Fuck you, Hitler. Worse than we ever fucking did. Because we took women out of being moms, right?

51:20No, so what we did is... And they had to become... So after World War II, we're in the situation now where we have, you know, more, we have labor. That's like Rosie the Riveter, right? Like whenever they had the - Yeah, fuck that. Fuck that. You ruined fucking America, Rosie. Get your ass back in the kitchen. But she, I don't know. And this woman I think also was into women too, if you zoom in on her. Oh yeah, no, I'm not ashamed. That's the only thing I'd like to watch you do. Anyways, so what happened, dude, is you have like,

51:53the corporations are in line with the government to make people fucking slaves. They make people slaves for our cell phones. They make people slaves. So what you have happening is they realize that when you get more people working, more people consume. So we've artificially lowered pay. We've increased spending. We've done inflation. Like it is all a scam from corporations that own our government to make men make less, to make men do more, to make the value of man go down. This is why they're trying to blur the gender lines. Yeah. And this is why people think I'm crazy, like, oh, I'd fucking kill Drakus.

52:35There was a point in American history when you got fucked, for instance. Do we want to talk about the government? Yeah. We've spent more on Ukraine, infrastructure, whatever the fuck it is, than we've spent in the year in building roads. Oh, I think it's unbelievable. We could have financed cancer treatments For all Americans For you know what A fucking five years I mean the numbers are there Oh we could have solved crimes We could have done What else could we have done So Everything But what I'm saying There was a point in American history I'm a January 6th supporter If you can't tell Yeah It's going to be monetized now But there was a point in American history Say January 7th January 7th January 7th But there was a point in American history Where like you would tell a man that hey we're gonna take 33 of your paycheck out of your check and we're gonna go give it to fucking ukraine we're gonna go give it to fucking israel we're gonna go give it to where everybody else it's not fucking you all right the only people who haven't been affected by inflation is politicians you think these motherfuckers paying can pay cuts you think they're getting you think whenever it comes time backs yeah you think when it comes time that but this is what we've done by letting women infect us this is what we've done we've blurred the lines and look now they're trying to take away now they're trying to just completely that's where i'll make the connection a little bit because i'm with you whenever you get like yes they're trying to make men weak they're trying to make the lines blurred that's why even when i said when i was thinking about china when you're there you don't everything just seems like a group of people that follow whatever the next notification on their phone is that go to work that have no feelings left a lot of times and i'm not judging all chinese people and just saying a general feeling you get when you're there.

54:13So it's not women. It's people understanding that, like, you don't want two sexes. You want a blurred line of fucking working robots. Right. But they've slowly, they, like, look at, you know, income tax. That wasn't a fucking thing until, like, what, 19... When did income tax become a thing? 1912? I mean, I don't fucking know. When did they do it, huh? Yeah, fine out. Hold it up, motherfuckers. See, I tried that. All right. When did income tax start? There was one in, uh... In 1861. No, that was a short period tax for a war effort. Okay. But they made it a federal law. When did federal income tax start?

54:50Full time. Yeah, full time. Say what? 1814? 1914. This man fucking knows. This man fucking knows. 1914. But what you need to understand, dude, there is a point in human history and being a man. I mean, we fought a fucking war. Yeah, I remember my fucking stepdad was in it. He was fucking in it. He got a sword from the fucking English. He fought the Redcoats. So you're fucking this man. I told you, dude. This man has a lineage of heroes. But there was a point where they would say, hey, you would come take 33 % of my paycheck. I'm going to kill you. You can't fucking do that. And now you don't have a choice anymore.

55:24And now you're going to go and you're going to give it to Ukraine. You're going to give it to all these other fucking countries. I agree. I say fuck those other places that we should, and we don't even have a choice anymore. It's like no matter who you vote for. Because they took the nuts away from men. But I feel like they did it in this backhanded way where they just. Slowly. Slowly. Right. Oh, so slowly. I mean, they took a little bit of nut at a time. You didn't even notice it was missing. Yeah. And then suddenly. And next thing you know, you got no nuts, dude. Now it's like women got nuts.

55:50Now women have more nuts than we do. Now women have the nuts, dude. Dude. Oh, dude. It's crazy now. If you want to fucking jerk off, you got to ask your wife for your dick half the time. Oh, man. Ask Ian fucking Gary. You hear about that? Who did it? Ian Gary, bro. Uh-uh. What happened to him? Oh, fuck. His wife's a wag, bro. Oh, really? Yeah, wag. We'll ignore that, dude. We're talking about America, dude. I hope she's all right. No, she's all right, dude. I mean, she's not all right. I mean, she is fine, though. She's fine for an old lady. She is? I'll give you a gist of it. Okay. Ian Gary. Ian Gary.

56:20I know who he is. Young stud, bro. Young stud. He just got a fucking pneumonia, and she had a pull of his fight. Pneumonia, right? I guess that's pneumonia that works for fear. Anyways, his wife wrote a book on how to be a wag. And a wag is pretty much a - What is it? Whites against what? I mean, she's fine, bro. She's fine. Am I missing it? So it's pretty much, she wrote a book on how to fuck. We had wham in our town, whites against Mexicans. She wrote a book on how to, yeah, wham. But that was, and dude, we didn't have any Mexicans. We had one kid that was like pseudo-Chinese or whatever. Yeah, I grew up in Riverside.

56:54It was usually whites and Mexicans where it gets blacks. Oh, really? Yeah, Riverside. Dude, you know blacks and aliens don't get along, dude. Yeah, that's facts, dude. That's the shit that I've been hearing, dude. You know who told me that? blacks. I don't think you say blacks, bro. It's African-American. It's all right. African-American blacks. Yeah, it's all right. You're pretty much black, bro. I wouldn't say that. Nah, you're black, dude. I'm not. You get a pass. I'm not trying to get one. You know what I'm saying, dude? Look, I'm not breaking out my pass in front of people and be like, hey, this fucking wigo.

57:26Bro, I just hope no one ever plays racist chicken with me. Like, if somebody ever plays racist, I'm going to lose, guys. And you're going to have to give me some credit because I'm going to fucking lose. I'm gonna don't raise this chick in me I'm gonna lose I'm gonna fucking lose well I think there should be I think if you do well enough in a year You should, I'm not saying you should be able to say whatever you want, but I think this should give you a half hour. What if it's a song? What if it's a good song? Like, this is the end one. Oh, that is okay, I think. If you paid whatever the fee is on Apple Tunes or whatever.

57:55Yeah, you should be able to say it. I think you should. You know, I don't think... But maybe you pay every time you use it. Yeah, we got two fucking... This man's brain's fried from drugs. My brain is fried from brain damage. So we're just kind of fucking all over the place here. I can't help it. Sorry, guys. I think we're doing fine. Yeah. But what I'm saying is this, buddy. Is that if you... What were you saying? Yeah, fuck you. blue chew baby time to chew your way into just weaner wonderland that's what it is baby chomp on that little chew about and next thing you know baby you got that dang flag post bubba you'll have a neighbor come dang hang a uh hang an easter flag off your off your rod you feel me blue chew that's what they do it's a unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra, but in chewable tablets and at a fraction of the cost.

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1:01:47His wife's like fucking 40-something, right? I mean, she's a good-looking woman. They're both very handsome. I mean, I don't know about that. He kind of looks like... Ian Gary's a handsome guy. Look at his child. I mean, a beautiful kid. I don't miss that. He looks a little dark. What? I mean, if you look at his skin tone, it looks a little dark. I have no clue what the tones on this monitor are set at. I mean, tell me that his kid does not look a little dark. Go back to the kid. Zoom in on the child. The child looks very happy.

1:02:15I don't know, man. That kid looks happy. But yeah, what does the kid look like, though? Look like he and Gary? A little twin? It's weird because you're supposed to look like your dad when you're born, too. He's tall and he's Irish as well, isn't he? He's got to be the tallest Irishman, huh? He's very tall, isn't he? So anyways, moving on, dude. Moving on, dude. He's good. Moving on, dude. Moving on. So the wife went through like, she got fucking ran through on the soccer scene. So she wrote a book on how to be a wag, on how to be a famous woman with an athlete. Or how to be a woman with an athlete.

1:02:42Yeah. Bitch wrote a book about this like eight years, I don't know, eight years ago. Okay. So she goes, yeah, there's a book, how to be a wag. And dude, she's fine, bro. She's fine for an old lady. She's fine. Yeah. She looks pretty to me. Yeah, no, in my five years, like in ten years, she's going to hit that gill status, you know? But. You're going to get me beat up by Ian Gary, dude. I'm fucking Ian Gary, bro. Yeah, you can say that, dude. I have to just be some guy wandering around backstage at a UFC event looking for a water fountain or something, and Ian Gary comes down the hall, dude. He's going to do shit, bro.

1:03:16He's going to do his wife's a whack. So anyways. Yeah, but that's going to help me when I have to say hello to him. So this young man who probably didn't get a lot of pussy, He goes and falls into this black hole, right? And then the succubus is what I like to call her. He's a victim. But why do you have it out for this guy? I don't have it out for this guy. It's just like, it's insane to me that like, this woman wrote a book on how to fucking date famous. Next thing you know, she's with you. She's like, what, 15? How much older is she than him? She's 15 years older. She's 40. 30 years older? 13 years older, bro.

1:03:53It's not that much older, is it? It's not, but like, you're a young fucking stud, dude, and you're with like this old, okay, furthermore. He, uh. Furthermore, I like that. Yeah, no, we'll continue this. No, no, I don't, yeah, I just never hear it. Yeah, so he changed his last name to Ian Gary Machado. I remember that. To match the ex-husband's last name. Her ex-husband? Yes, bro. No way. I mean, what do we say to that, dude? What the fuck do we say to that? Ian Gary Machado Ian Gary Machado Ian Machado Gary what is it man? middle name last name we don't fucking hyphenated name we don't fucking matter but what is your issue I don't understand what the issue is it's not an issue bro it's just fucked up it's like you just it just fucked up dude she's a succubus okay and you see like no why did this man not have I mean he got kicked out of the gym because of her so Machado is actually her maiden name that's been often said that it was her ex-husband's name that he ain't done but it was her original meeting.

1:04:53Okay, so I'm saying I'm getting fact-checked. Yeah. There's a little Twitter box, fact-checked. Yeah. Yeah, so that's not it. So wait, wait, how come? Either way, either way, dude. I mean. Do you have to fight him or not? No, I mean, I'll fucking starch that man. I'll kill that man. Anyways. Oh, damn, bro, you can't. Bro, you have killed. I don't know if we're going to get in trouble because you've killed two people during this thing. No, I'm not killing. I'm just saying, like, you know, push comes to shove, you know, fucking. push always comes to shove with you it seems like because um yeah you just push that guy what i'm saying what i'm saying is i would never want to make fun of his and i i hope and gary i hope you and your family i hope you guys have a long life and a good thing that they don't make viagra for women because you know i mean how does that work how does that work when you hit like you love this shit dude do you like talking shit more since you've had more success recently or did you think about talking shit as much back in the day.

1:05:49I mean, am I talking? I mean, oh, God damn, dude. He probably got that from the ex-husband. A little herpes. Oh, man, dude. A little herpes. That was a black rapper name you don't hear much, huh? Herpes is more of a white thing, huh? I mean, I don't fucking know. He hasn't got herpes. But you don't hear a lot of black guys be like, yeah, I got herpes, dog. If you ever went to fuck a chick who's told you she's had herpes... I'm not that good at sex, man. So I don't... Wait, you've never been, like, you've never had a girl back and like... I've never had a stalker. And they've never thrown out...

1:06:20I've never had a girl like pass back my one time. No, they've never thrown out a disclaimer. Like, hey, I've had hepatitis A once. No. I think A is a cure-born, right? Yeah. B for bad. Yeah. But you never had a girl like come throw out a disclaimer. Like, hey, I'm on the Valtrax, so... No, you're good. Actually, you know what? I did date a girl one time, and I don't remember what her name was. It could have been Susan, but I don't think it was Susan. But she said that she had herpes simplex or something. So we couldn't have sex. But we didn't date that long. We only went on about three dates. Wait.

1:07:01I don't think she liked me that much. You couldn't have sex? Or she, or she, oh, I didn't want to have sex with her. It made me nervous, right? Yeah. So I already get nervous if I have to use, like, condoms. Just the whole, it all makes me nervous, dude. You use condoms? It all makes me nervous. Are you condomated? I wouldn't say that. You know, but I'm just saying like... Someone's going to come up with this man. Go have this man's baby. He's just blowing loads all over the place. Dude, you're a fucking weirdo, dude. I've got to tell you that. You're telling me that you fucking dated a chick with a herpes and didn't want to fuck her because you didn't use condoms.

1:07:37You just came on here. You freaking bashed my stepdad who died, okay? Who had Alzheimer's, dementia, or whatever, and he wore those nice gloves. Well, how the fuck are you supposed to believe he was a war vet? I know. I'm not saying he was a perfect guy, but I will say this. He owned a car wash, and he was pretty decent. He used to take us to Holiday Inn to have breakfast on Sundays. Do you give your sister money at all? Yeah, I do give her some money. What's she do for work? She is a waitress. I mean, you got to be balling, bro. We're in the Durango. We're in the back room. We're in the Velvet Room.

1:08:04You got to be balling, bro. Yeah, I didn't rent this. They fucking, this manager let us in. He's out of his mind. Yeah, I know, but you're like a famous guy now, dude. You're like, Dana White, Tucker Carlson, bro. You're the fucking man. Bro, these are not, it's not like, it's not like. You get Trump yet? Trump interview yet? No, I think he would maybe come on though. Bro, you got to get Trump on here, dude. You're going to fall on his dick like Colby? No, dude. You're not going to fall on his dick? I will say this, man. What did you think about, I'm not going to say anything. What did you think about that Colby thing?

1:08:31The Colby thing, first of all, it was one of those fights where like the guys just. I don't know. I think I got to keep the fuck out. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, you had to fucking leave your own job, you piece of shit. you can't even fucking clock in and finish your shift. That's fair. I've never had a job. Yeah. Yeah, I know. No, dude, but, bro, have you ever seen Trump? Why didn't they take Duplessis out? I don't know. He was the one that called me out. He was the one that tried to fight me. He did it. And here's what's funny is I'm leaving after the show last night, and he's in the back, right?

1:09:04I started talking to him. I didn't know that that was him, right? I remember that there was a South African guy. Yeah, dude, I think his coach might fuck him, actually. Uh-uh. Hey, pull it up. Show the man. What's the coach's name? Ron? Yeah, just type in Coach Kissing Dreykus or grabbing his dick. I mean, it should be one of the first things that comes up. But now, some of this is a cultural thing, buddy. I don't know, dude. You get your dick grabbed a lot in South Africa?

1:09:31That could be made up, huh? Yeah, it could be made up. What about do the... Wow, he's a strong guy, huh? He's in there, dude. He's in there. I wouldn't kiss him, but I would fucking get close to him and tell him goodbye. Would you give him a little nut grab? No, I'm not touching somebody's fucking nuts. That's insane. Whoa. That's crazy, dude. That's an embrace, though, bro. He's like a very nice guy. But I didn't know that was... I don't think that that's him. Were you sitting by Trump last night? I was sitting down from him. Did you go and shake his hand and get a picture? Oh, I went and shook his hand.

1:10:10I said, hey, when he walked in. Did you get a picture? I didn't get a picture, yeah. Oh, what the fuck, dude? I've gotten a picture with him before. Is it cool? Yeah. You got a lot of likes? I didn't put it up. Oh, that's what's up, dude. Yeah. I just don't know how. I mean, like, I like Trump. I like, but I don't know. I think I don't know. I wish I knew him better as a person. You didn't vote. You know, it seemed like you vote. Oh, I have voted. I voted two times, yeah. Oh, shit. Who'd you vote for? I voted for Obama and Trump. But every white man had to vote for Obama That was like, I'm not a racist, vote for Obama No, look, I wish they'd get a real dark brother I wish they'd get damn trick daddy in that bitch Like Denzel Washington Like a Denzel Washington No, like dark Zell Washington I want to go real fucking out there I want to get like, man Who's that?

1:10:57Damn, that's him, huh? Bro, have you ever seen Trump wave? We gotta fix his wave, dude He walked by the crowd and he has this little gay, limp-wristed wave. He does? Super gay, bro. Super gay. I don't know why his handle is going to fix that shit. He's also getting older. He's up late. Yeah, but you still don't have to wave like a fairy. Yeah. Do you remember the first time that you went... We've got to change the conversation because we haven't even started the interview. I'm looking for a cup to piss in. Yeah, take a break real quick. No, it's okay. We'll continue. I'm going to get my... If you have to pee during a fight, what do you guys do?

1:11:34Does the pee go away after a while? I mean, I think you're trying to kill a man, dude. Yeah, look at the wave. Do the waves fucking tear? Oh, that's a better wave. Yeah, but like the little wave. Like somebody tease him out of a wave. That's good. I did think it was a little like, at the end when Colby was still talking about like, he's like the war of 1812 or whatever, that he was like yelling about the declaration. Whatever he was yelling at the end, it was just like. Yeah, no, Colby's a f***er. You wouldn't let Colby. Really? He's a weak man. Like, what do you mean by it? so like Colby was very boring at one point in his career and it got to a point where like they pretty much said like Colby like you gotta you gotta be more exciting and then he created like the Covington you know he created this fucking guy and you know I mean fucking worked out well for him but he's just like fraudulent like even when it came to uh George Nassavol like okay for instance oh yeah him and Masvidal fought each other yeah so I mean this guy like threatened his kids and shit.

1:12:31He said some shit about his kids. Don't quote me. I know we got the fucking fact checkers back here, dude. I mean, he was like he insulted his kids. You know, Maslow being as Mexican. What's Maslow? Cuban? Mexican? He's something foreign. He's something foreign and scary. He's like the kind of guy that if you were at an AT machine and he walked up behind you. But maybe, but once he smiled though, George has the best smile. You would know he's there for... If that man's behind you at an AT machine, that little fucking mirror that looks... You might not even look in it. You would feel alarmed, I think, at first if you just saw him walk up with his hands behind his back.

1:13:05Oh, yeah. No, that man's definitely going to fuck him. Look, this guy. Yeah. This guy. Wow. So anyways, and then Colby, he's just a con dude. He's just a fuck. You ever sued a man? I never have sued a man, I don't think. Oh, I probably have sued somebody. Oh, he's been sued. Somebody U-turned in to me while I was doing some cocaine on the side of the road. I'd parked. And a couple of girls U-turned and T-bombed me right there. So you sued them. Yeah. Well, how old? Wait, wait. But you're a wealthy man. Probably just six years ago. Well, you were not wealthy. When did your wealth come? I started making a little bit of money last year.

1:13:39Oh, so now you're recently wealthy. Yeah, because I remember you, dude. You were like Joe Rogan's like, I'm not going to say wacky, but like, you know, he'd get you on there. You'd get some hype. I like going on there. But, dude, now you're like a Rogan, bro. Like, I would, don't say there is like the Theo of Honor. You're an equal now, bro. No, that's insane. Yes, you are. Dude, maybe. That's insane. I even thought about that two times just now. That's a really bad. That's a. No, you're like an equal now. Yeah, I like. For an equal, dude. Maybe you have. I mean, it's nice you to say. I like, dude.

1:14:14I like Rogan's podcast, and it was fun. Rogan is so smart. He's so smart. And he's so curious. You got to get a fucking. Get your microphone off the dick, bro. Get your mouth off the dick, bro. I don't feel like I respect who he is. I've thought a lot about this because people say that a lot. Yeah, you're going deep on that. I think he's a rare individual. I think he's extremely rare. I think you guys are rare. I think there's a lot of – I mean, at this point, you're talking about rarity. You're talking about very rare people. I'm just fucking – I'm just retarded. You know what I mean? Yeah, but you're really athletic at it.

1:14:51Yeah, which is weird. You know what I'm saying, dude? You know how many And I'm not gonna judge them I don't need to fuck with a chaperone you guys Shout out to all the fucking R boys Where I'm from But you know how many Mentally retarded people Have no shot at the level At what you're doing Yeah Well fighting bro It's easy At the end of the day Not for everybody All I gotta do is hit a motherfucker All I gotta do is hit a guy But you know When you jump back So after the duplex When the duplexes thing What's going on in your head You're like You think about the stuff he said yesterday You're like I'm gonna go say something Well no it was just more That he said let's fight Like right now Wait, he said it from right then?

1:15:25Yeah. So you heard him say, let's fight. And then I, you know, Gilbert Burns, he has a lovely family. Nobody's more fun to watch the fights than watching Gilbert's family. Oh. It is the most. There should be a live stream just on them watching the fight. Fuck the UFC. Fuck the UFC. They know that I'm stable. They know that I like. Oh, yeah. Every time the UFC asks me to go to an event, I'm like, you guys, you know what? Like, they'll ask me to go, like. Look at his family, though. Like, they asked me to go hang out with Kid Rock at some shit. Yeah. That's not going to end well. Yeah, and I'm like, you guys know, it's just better if I don't leave my house.

1:15:57It's not like you're putting me in a bad situation. Yeah, yeah. So they knew what they were fucking doing. They put me in a bad situation. Do you think they did it on purpose, though? I don't. I think they did it because they wanted a shot, but I didn't think they'd... I don't know if they thought it would go that far. Right, because Dana said that it was his fault. Well, they did, though. They put kids behind me, so they're smart. Like, no, we're going to do it. We're going to put some fucking little wee lads behind Sean and the coach fucker. Right, but here's the crazy part, though. Look at you.

1:16:25Here you go, Sean, right there. Now, was this staged? Did you guys act this out backstage or anything? No, no, it's all real. And then he just sits there running his fucking mouth, dude. He's running his fucking mouth. Is he saying stuff to you? Yeah, he's like saying, look at me, like, fuck you. And then, you know, I just kindly asked the wife.

1:16:45Did you feel like you got any good licks on him or no? Oh, I landed some good 12 to 6 elbows. He seemed totally fine when I saw him. But he was a fucking guy at the young. Just telling you. I'm not judging. I'm not a referee, you know, but I wouldn't have stepped in. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's good, dude. I'm not trying to get on his dick, right? Keith Peterson's my favorite referee, dude. Oh, the black guy just lets shit go. Huh? He just lets shit go. Dude, he's white. I mean, he has enough neck tats where he fucking... Oh, yeah, that guy, the fucking little leprechaun. Yeah, he's a good dude. Oh, my God, he's a fucking legend, dude.

1:17:12He used to play in a rock band, dude. You know, his... Yeah, I bet it's like fucking hardcore white supremacist music. He's not a white supremacist. I'm just saying he looks like one. I wouldn't say that. You're telling me that, man. But I'd whisper it. You know what I'm saying, dude? I'm joking, Keith. I love all of these guys. I feel scared talking about some of this because I'm just a huge fan of the UFC. I think all, I mean, I really genuinely am impressed. Hey, call him the foot. Dana ain't here. You don't got to suck no one's dick right now. I don't feel like I'm sucking anybody's dick, dude.

1:17:41Jesus Christ, dude. Guy does one podcast with Dana. Next thing you know. I don't take anything. I love the UFC. It's the best thing ever, motherfucker. I don't think it's the best thing ever. But I'll tell you this about it, dude. when the when the pandemic happened the only the UFC kind of became it was almost like I realized this last night there was a moment whenever um everybody was standing at the beginning of the show you know when the main card starts and the television program starts like you can feel that energy it's like they're playing the stuff COVID don't exist here yeah it was like but it was the energy of like it almost was the same energy when people used to stand and say the pledge of allegiance dude I thought about this last night I felt like we're all standing we're all excited we all are unity yes it felt like a sense of unity even though there was going to be battles fought in here tonight and people were going to agree and disagree that we were all all unified right and it reminded me of when i was a kid and we would do the pledge of allegiance dude so and then that made me think that during the pandemic it became the fucking the fucking pledge of elite it was the only thing that there was ufc is the last American sport.

1:18:50I mean, not a lot of Americans in the sport, but it's like, they let us, I mean, they let me say what the fuck I want to say. I mean, I literally say women shouldn't vote, because you imagine if I was NBA, they'd fucking kick my ass out in a heartbeat. No more. Bye-bye. Go. Yeah, the UFC, man. Dana, here's the thing. I'm not gonna fucking jerk off Dana like this guy. You know. I would not, and his wife would fucking get mad. I know his son. How am I gonna shake his hand after? Yeah. He's a son, little Dana, I think. Well, did it just get really ambiance here, dude? Huh? It's okay. No, it's a little bit more romantic now.

1:19:20I feel like Theo's about to get on the phone and call one of his scared call girls. Things are about to change, brother. Right, the casting case. Oh, boy. I want to know about this, though, dude. Finish off what you're telling me, Sean, because I don't even know what it is. We've been jumping, bro. We've been jumping. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Dude, me and Joe Rogan, dude, we're too much in line. You know, it's like we're both kind of libertarians. You know, he got a little bit too hard on the Bernie Sanders program, but, you know, everybody did. I liked a bunch of stuff I loved about Bernie but like me and me and Rogan dude like we just got like we're too in line we're like yeah dude we like guns we like America we like fucking freedom and again it gets boring after a while and then you're like alright dude well like what do you want to talk about you want to talk about a revolution you want to talk about freedom yeah it becomes like this echo chamber so I'm getting bored now and I'm like well let me tell you about your friend and why he's a faggot you know and Rogan's like whoa whoa wait a minute like here's the thing I can tell you why your friend's a faggot or I can keep telling you about shit we agree on.

1:20:16Like, I'm just getting fucking bored here. That's a great point, dude. Yeah, at a certain point, even at Thanksgiving after everybody said their prayer or whatever, everybody said what they're thankful for, somebody at the table needs to call somebody else a fuck. Yeah, dude. Fucking. Like, I get bored, dude. Like, even now, you guys, we're sitting here talking, dude. Like, now I'm just trying to make, now I'm just picking on him. Yeah. Talking about you sucking off Dana, you know, like, now I'm just trying to. Okay, let's say this. You had to go, you had to gay out or whatever with one good fighter in the UFC.

1:20:43And it can be any weight class. Like, I mean, you're talking about physically fucking somebody? No. It can be just a date. It could be, but there's some kissing at the end. If you, and don't pick a little weight class either. No offense to any of those guys. They're warriors, but pick something fucking. Don't be a pervert. You know, who is it going to be? Because there's some handsome guys out there. Yeah, there's some good looking UFC fighters. Oh, man. Am I doing the fucking? I'm doing the fucking right. Dude, what? I just told you you can't. There's no guarantees. Well, I'm not going to see Francis Uganu if I'm not doing the one doing the fucking.

1:21:17I'm not trying to die here, motherfucker. Here you go. Hottest UFC fighters of 2023. Hey, I better be on that, motherfucker. You better scroll down. We're about to find out who's number one. You better scroll. Oh, fuck. How low costa is number one. Go back up. Let's start with number one. Why don't we? Who's number two? You got to discipline. This is why you yell at me. But you got to discipline my jam, bro. These motherfuckers have no discipline. I know it's loading. They have no discipline. It's only why we went to number seven before we even started counting. That's how these people are. If you're, yeah.

1:21:43We got Paolo Costa. What do you think? One to 10. Where would you take him? I mean. Beautiful. Beautiful guy. I mean, he's good looking Brazilian. Whoa, dude. I don't know if he's been waxed or not. I'm just saying that he seems like he's a handsome guy. I mean, I would think that he would be, I think that he seems a little bit more like, I think he would take it for sure. You know, I mean, as like, as his persona, I think that like if Costa's, if there's going to be some fucking, he's going to be the one bent over the shower, you know? It's going to cost her for saying that, dude. I think, dude, I don't know.

1:22:19You're probably going to have to fight that guy. Oh, I know. None of this is going to end well. But how does this, so who, but who would you take on it? So you got to take one guy on a nice, nice night out. And it's in a nice. Who in the UFC? No, why don't we replace that? Now we don't want to fuck because I mean, come on now. Well, yeah, I didn't say, you're the one who said it. I'm not a gang, but I would do, let me, let's say who do I, who do I respect in the UFC? Who do I admire in the UFC? Somebody I respect. And it can be a nice dinner. And the only thing you have to do at the end, say something real nice to them.

1:22:51Long hug, too. But the hug also. Are you a hugger, dude? I don't hug men. I don't hug men. The hug can be from the back. You hug? That's all I'm saying. I don't hug men. The hug can be from the back. Ah, fucking A, dude. Yeah, fuck this list. Now Chandler's handsome, too. Poirier's handsome. What about Cyril Gane? Ooh. I don't know if you get a little stepstool to hug him, but maybe. He's French too, he's a nice guy Oh, Aljo? I don't know about Aljo, dude You know, he's a good guy Evan Williams, what about him? John Jones, no No Yeah, John Jones ain't a good looking dude I don't know about that, I just don't know I wouldn't go on a date with him No, John Jones ain't the one, dude Ooh, Thiago Moises, huh?

1:23:36Fuck this list, dude, I'm not on this list Fuck this list But in the future, you'll be on this list, man. I doubt it, dude. Really? I doubt it, man. You could be a model for something. I don't know. I mean, I was at, you put me at 170 in a Subaru, I'm fucking getting all monster jacked. Oh, dude, you could be a model for something, probably. Go 170. What do you think you'd model? Auto parts? Look at that guy. That's me. Oh, my God, dude. This is you before the, dude, because you had a, you had your motorcycle accident. Yeah. You think after your motorcycle accident, you became a different guy, you think?

1:24:04So when I was younger, I was like a pseudo white supremacist. Huh? yeah right fucking believe that right who would have thought that i mean i was like the pseudo white supremacist i'm talking about like let's just say like six to like dude a lot of that yeah we all go through that i'll go through that as a white man yeah anyway so i was like i'll tell you why i look like in that photo so i was like dude i mean it was rough man like i mean i kicked out of high school for hate crimes did you really yeah yeah i didn't graduate high school i didn't graduate elementary school who would have thought right what's your favorite subject you think i I don't fucking know, dude.

1:24:40Fucking. I don't fucking know, man. Just pick one of them. I didn't go to school, dude. When you were there. I was homeschooled, bro. Really? Who was your teacher? I didn't have a fucking Disney Channel, bro. I watched a lot of Buzz Lightyear. Bro, if you're fucking watching TV at the house, that's not homeschool. That's fucking. Sorry, I'm being kind of rude, man. No, you're making fun of. Fuck this guy, dude. You're the one who's saying they shouldn't be allowed to even kiss each other. so anyways there you go and what is that back story no we get way too off the track here we've never been in the train Sean we never so Camila Harris that fucking cunt you know she's a vice president all due respect you know yeah but okay so you guys have the there's a little bit of racism in the area no no no so she was she was something in California like attorney I don't know I think she fucked off some congressman or something she was attorney general yeah she did something what's she Nick So anyways She made a law pass That if kids miss a certain amount of school The parents get You know The parents get go to jail So me in like third grade Just ditching school Being a fucking idiot You know Staying home to watch the porn box Like I'm sorry man I'm thinking about the porn box shit It's alright dude So you out of the home Do you watch the porn box You know the communal one And then like All of a sudden My mom gets to call Like a letter in the mail Saying hey If Sean doesn't go to school You can go to jail So now she has a choice Homeschool my kid Has she had a full time job Or go to jail Damn So my little mogly ass I'm like the wild one Dude They put my ass homeschooled I didn't go to school I didn't read I don't think I learned how to read Until I came in an adult You know Really How many words can you type per minute You think Can you How many words can you type per minute I don't know dude I fucking Give me I mean I remember the T9 days I mean but So But no like on a I mean I would probably do well dude I'd do well dude I do well.

1:26:37How fat can you type a... I mean, I can sometimes type without looking on a good day, you know, sometimes. But anyways, I mean, I'm not an educated man like you. This guy's just playing a retard, you know? Dude, I wouldn't say I'm an educated man. Do you got a degree? Huh? Do you got a degree? I have a degree in urban planning, dude. What, is it like an associate's? No, it's like where to put medians and shit if you make a neighborhood. Do you have a master's? Do you have an associate's? What do you got? No, I got a degree. What's it, like a master's? Huh? It's a diploma. Like a BA? What do you got here?

1:27:02I got a BA... Yeah, what's the first one you get? Yeah, this fucking... Bachelor's of Arts. Stuck up motherfucker, grew up in a mohawk, and he's pandering less retards. Dude, what are you... You have no idea what you're talking about, dude. I'm just fine with you. Okay, cool. So, no, continue. I'm just fine with you. Continue. I'm not the China man, dude. I'm not getting mad at you. I love that, by the way. So, anyways, so I was homeschooled. I was homeschooled, dude. Imagine, dude, I wasn't socialized, bro. I was like a dog that you have to go let people pet, you know? Like, nobody... And where was this at?

1:27:30Where were you guys living at? Inland Empire. In Inland Empire. So I go back to school. Ritzy. Yeah, so now I'm like in seventh grade, and my mom's like, we should probably put this kid back to school, right? Fucking worst thing she could have did. So you had some education at that point. I mean, but it's hard. I've never, like, they tried to hold me back in kindergarten. Like, I mean, I was like zero, dude. Like, thank God for computers, man. So anyways, I go to seventh grade, and I get kicked out of school for, like, a hate crime. So what they do is they - Did you really do it or not? I mean, I probably just called somebody a f***er or dropped the in-bomb.

1:28:03Like, it was probably, you know, it was like, but it's also a different time, bro. It's a different f***ing time. Like, racism was way more common back in, like, you know, 20 years ago. Yeah. So, anyways, I get put in this thing where they isolate you. They put you in a group that they let you in school, like, two hours later, and they let you out, like, two hours earlier. Yeah. So, they try to keep you from the kids. So, I started ditching again. I got homeschooled again in middle school. I went back into high school. Ninth grade, I got kicked out of school for a hate crime. I think I, I don't know, I beat up some f*** or something.

1:28:38I mean, I beat up a guy and I made a sense. I don't hate f***ing gays. Yeah, no, I don't hate anybody. I don't think I, I don't know. There's a couple people that I really don't f***ing like. But, like, I had a lot of, like, dude, I had a lot of f***ing trauma. You had a lot of anger, though. Yeah, I had a lot of trauma growing up, you know. I had this piece of s*** grandfather. He was super racist, big white man. Did he like you at all, you think, though? No, he did. you know he did but like you know you're a kid with a piece of shit father and like you just gravitate towards anything masculine and like there's a big old white racist redneck and i'm angry so next thing i know dude i'm like right you're just saying racist shit you heard at the house yeah exactly so i get kicked out and then i start training like nine like ninth grade i start training and then dude like i realized i wasn't a racist i was just angry i mean i'll never forget you know i always tell people the first day i trained i got the shit kicked out We covered in blood, bro Like First moment in my life I ever felt happiness First moment in my fucking life I ever felt happiness And shit kicked out of me Just all the anger Gone Why do you think a lot of it Just comes out when you're Because I had a moment Where I was Like I was just training Jiu-jitsu for a while And there would be times After the end of class Where I would just Kind of start tearing Like just so much emotion Would come out of you Yeah, all the anger But I mean again, dude Like You know I mean why I got so mad dry Because like I went through like pretty severe trauma as a kid.

1:30:01Like pretty fucked up trauma. Like I could sit there and joke about it, but I mean, dude, I remember, I remember I've told the story once, dude, like I was in probably third, fourth grade and fuck man, I always sleep in my mom's room because I thought my dad was going to kill my mom. So like I would like sleep by the door. To make sure she was all right? Yeah, I'd sleep under the bed, you know, I'd sleep by the door because I thought my dad was going to kill my mom. So like one day, dude, it was so fucked up. Like, it was just kind of bad fight, like, third, fourth grade. And I, uh, my dad's like, fuck that.

1:30:34He's not sleeping. He's not sleeping here tonight. He's not, like, kick him out. And so I, like, army crawl under the bed. I'm sleeping under the bed, right? Under the bed? I'm, like, laying on the bed. Like, just laying underneath the bed, like, as they're fighting. Because I think my dad's going to kill my mom. Wow. He was that violent? Yeah. He's just a coward, you know? So anyways, like, I remember we had, like, dogs, you know, wore white trash and the house was, like, flea infested. You have a dog under there with you? No, dog was there with me. But I remember laying under the bed, and, like, fleas were just, like, jumping all over me.

1:31:04You know? And I'm like, I think there might have been, like, a dildo next to me. I shit you not, dude. Oh, man. That sucks. We had this kind of, like, orange-looking carpet. So picture, like, me, like, third, fourth grade. Yeah. Laying under a bed, fleas jumping all over me. There's a fucking, like, dildo next to me. Yeah. Yeah, it sounds like a Japanese game show. Like, who puts a dildo underneath the bed? It's not sanitary. Put it in your fucking drawer Yeah Put it in a drawer That has a bunch of gum and coins in it Yeah Under the bed of the fleas Yeah dude Damn That's scary dude So anyways My dad gets on top of my mom She says Like I remember he said Like I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna fucking kill you tonight Maybe it was just rough sex We don't know at this moment right And you were under the bed I'm under the bed So he starts strangling her And I get out And the only thing I could see is a guitar I just fucking Crack him in the head call the cops and then he gives a I run down the street calls the cop gets arrested my dumb ass mom bailed him out of jail but it's like I mean even that like I mean that was like I wouldn't even say that's tip of the iceberg I remember like being a little kid so I would always miss school because my dad would get home drunk start drinking at like 6 he would get home at like 7 and and like just be up until like 3 in the morning just like tell my mom Tell him I'm drinking.

1:32:25Tell my mom she's a whore. He's going to kill her. I remember I used to like. What a loser, huh? Oh, piece of shit. Sorry to say that about your dad, but that's fucking lame. Piece of shit, dude. He died of cancer, but anyways. He's out of cancer now? Yeah, yeah, he died of cancer. Yeah, fucking hell. Probably from the hate inside of him. I hate to say that. I don't know if you're father. He was just drugs, dude. Lots of drugs, pain pills. Why don't I do drugs? So I remember I used to sit there and just kind of hug my mom's leg in the kitchen. You know, like we had this little nook, and she would go in the nook, and I would just sit there like all night long i'm by like the feet of my mom and my dad like i'm gonna fucking kill you and this and that and i'll never forget like he would talk about like like burn her face with acid and mind you i'm in elementary school i'm in elementary school right so like so that's a lot of responsibility than you feel probably just to like take care of your oh yeah yeah no you'd always tell her that like if you cheat on me and she probably was cheating on him if you cheat on me i'm gonna like cut you up and put you in a bottle of acid and bury you so now you fast forward this like i don't go to school i'm up till three in the morning and i i couldn't stay awake in school like so like i remember i was like in third grade or no second grade and i kept falling asleep at my desk and my teacher took my desk away from me and she made me like like stand up and so me i'm like fuck you being this little kid i just went and fell asleep on the ground and mind you like the school system's like oh sean like he's just a bad kid they don't realize i'm up till three o 'clock in the morning like you know late i mean fuck dude it's hard to stay up late and learn dude i remember like laying in bed like i remember i stopped believing god man like fucking like i had fucking um yeah it's crazy shit dude crazy shit man yeah it's okay man it's a lot of that sad dude i used to be scared at night like uh i used to stand up like i heard when i was a kid that like if you peed around your like animals could pee somewhere that other animals wouldn't You know what I'm talking about?

1:34:19You know what I'm talking about? Have you ever heard that?

1:34:26Yeah, I'm sorry, bud. So, ah, man.

1:34:34I'm sorry, buddy. That's all good, dude.

1:34:45We don't have to talk, man. I can just sit here with you for a minute.

1:34:51Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Six seconds.

1:34:58I can just sit here. We can just sit here. Nah, it's all good. Six seconds. Just process it.

1:35:15I think some hard things that people don't understand like trauma, you know? Yeah.

1:35:30Sometimes it just comes out. No, dude. Like I remember I have a hole in my gum.

1:35:42Yeah, when I was a kid I used to scratch my gum and I have a hole in my gum. Just from being nervous and stuff? Nah, just anxiety, you know? Yeah, even to this day. Yeah. I'm in the day, dude. I'm a grown-ass man. I don't give a fuck. I mean, you could post this. I don't care. Oh, dude, I don't have any... No, it's all good, dude. I mean, it's what it is, dude. It is what it is. People understand. When I talk about, like, oh, I kill a man, it's like you don't understand, dude. When you go through that level of trauma, like you just viewed it a little differently you know so it's like i have a hole in my gum because i'd have so much anxiety as a kid i would just scratch my gum until like i'm just blood you know and you know you're like you're in pre-alimentary school you don't know why you're doing it yeah yeah i remember like like suicide you know like you don't even know what suicide is when you're a kid you're really talking about suicide like being a little kid like laying in bed like just like man i'm just fucking i'm done with this shit you know like there can't be a god that makes me sad yeah it's fucked up dude no it just makes me sad that a kid has to feel that way you know yeah so like any kid whenever drake is goes on there and like he jokes about that shit right like dude you have no idea it lands in a real place oh yeah no like i'll fucking kill you dude you have no idea you know and i think the issue is too like when you're a kid and you're made to be a victim your whole life as an adult you're just like never again dude i will fucking kill you yeah you know it's like so as an adult you you have someone that comes and talks to you like a certain way you're like dude i will fucking kill you strikes the same chord yeah yeah i mean and this is like as a comedian you got a joke about trauma like people think like i joke like i joke about all this shit like you know as we're laughing like you got a joke about like you gotta joke about it.

1:37:39If you don't, like how do you process that? You know, how do you, how do you process that kind of abuse? I mean, I'll never forget my brother, my brother, we were like upstairs once and he taped and he taped knives to his fucking leg. I mean, we're talking elementary school. He wasn't gonna go sit on the couch with my dad and stab him, dude. You know, it's like,

1:38:03it's like that level of shit, you know? Yeah. Makes you kind of want to kill him, man. But yeah, you fucking... I mean, we all got through shit, man.

1:38:17Your brother a pretty nice guy? Yeah, he's all right. You know, he's a close friend. Yeah. It's like... It just gives you like... Shit you can't fucking deal with. But yeah, man, life's good. I make a lot of money now. I'm happy. But, you know... Did you think like... Because I remember being so scared when I was a kid. Like I was saying, like, I remember hearing that like animals, if you pee, like animals, if animal peed to another animal, wouldn't come. So I would stand up on my bed at night and I would pee around my bed in a circle because I was afraid that things were going to get me. Who were you afraid?

1:38:54Like any particular? Just everything. I mean, I was just afraid of everything. I mean, you didn't really grow up with a dad. You know, like I understand. Yeah, I just didn't have anybody just teach me about anything. I was just like an, I was just felt like a, I don't know. I think I felt worthless probably. But then I think. Well, not having a dad's rough, dude. Like, I mean, you had a dad, but like. Yeah, but I think not having somebody like communicate with you or fucking treat you. I don't know. I don't know what it was, but I was just really scared. Yeah. That's why I think when I see a lot of you guys, like, I think there's a lot of guys out there who.

1:39:30fuck I wish I could have been even able to defend myself in my neighborhood or anything like I didn't have anybody look out I you know I just didn't so I think you know you see guys like you guys it's like at least you know even though you're fighting each other it's still like well you got to learn it you got to want to be violent I mean there's some guys like you know there's some guys like John Jones who's just a he's a fucking athlete you know he's just like there's some there's a lot of athletes and there's guys like me who were like if it wasn't fighting bro I would be in jail. Like, it's not like, like, to have, like, you know what I'm saying?

1:40:02Like, I truly have a deep down urge to kill somebody. Like, I can't, it doesn't go away. Like, I just, like, I don't know what it is, man. Like, you know, you just think, like, yeah, it's fucked up, dude. You know? So, like, when I train, it gives me tools to process it. But, like, there's definitely something inside me that, like, tells me that, like, the moment I take someone's life. and I wind you, we could probably agree that it's because you have so much trouble and you're victimized that like that's your way of protecting you and saying that if you go and kill somebody, like you'll be happy.

1:40:37And I would. Like I would. If you could let me kill a man, like happy as I can't, but. Right. Some places. Some places, right. But you know. Pull up in Memphis. Yeah. You can do what you want. But see, I don't know. Like a lot of times I don't know what it's like to talk to normal people. Yeah. I have some people who know exactly what it's like, who've been molested, who've been abused, you know, and it's like I have some people who know, you know, have been beat up. These people know what it's like, but to go talk to the average person, like, man, you just don't know. It's like some people do, but you don't know what it's like to be able to like, the only thing like that would make me happy is the fucking, literally cave in your fucking skull.

1:41:17And like the only thing that would, I truly want is the fucking like. Make somebody hurt. Fucking hurt. Yes. you know and then the problem is like it makes me vol it makes me volatile so i don't really even to this day like i don't go out much can't trust yourself probably i can't trust myself because i want to it's not like it's not like i get angry and like when i want to attack drake i wasn't angry yeah when i wanted to i was joyful oh i i want i was more than happy it's the only thing that made me happy i'm like i remember sitting there like as like i mean because once he started tackling me and I started dropping these 12 o 'clock elbows.

1:41:54You will get a sentimental feeling. That was so fucked up too and I'm so happy they didn't get it from a right angle. I bit him. I shit you not. Whenever he went into me and I remember at that moment, you'll watch. He's handsome. He's a good looking dude. This moment he tackles me watching you'll see right there. I started thinking, you see my head goes up towards him. I started thinking like, how can I hurt this man? I'm going to take a fucking chunk out of it. I'm going to bite his fucking ear off. And he goes, here's the day. And then I remember like telling myself at that moment, like, Sean, you can't do that.

1:42:31That's something you can't walk away from. Right. If you do that. Right. You're going over another line. If I go that, then I'm going to jail. Then I'm going to jail. Then you're a cannibal. Then I'm a fucking cannibal. Yeah. You don't want to be that. Like, look, Sean, we'll accept certain things here. But. Okay. You know, so like whenever you like. Fuck, it's scary because you don't know, like, that line must be so... I just don't leave. I don't leave my house, dude. It's too risky. Too risky. And most people I meet are fucking great. Most people I meet are great. They ask for a picture. But, like, it only takes one guy to be like, hey, you know what?

1:43:00Fuck you, you piece of shit. Yeah. And next thing you know, I'm fucking, I'm caving his head on the school. Yeah. On the ground. Damn, it reminds me of, like, when people, like my sister, they have, like, pit bulls and you see people. 100%. Yeah. I hate to say that. No, it's like, it's a... No, this is what it is, dude. It's like a dog, bro. It's like. Well, it's an animal. I wouldn't say a dog. Yeah, but it's like. But it's like something that can't always probably trust its own. I don't know. The problem is it feels good. It's not like. Fuck. It's like, I don't know. Everyone's like, oh, you get blacked out angry.

1:43:30Like, I'm not angry. Like, I'm like. I mean, I'm almost like this in euphoricness. Like, it's a bliss. It's like. It's like. Yeah, it's peaceful, you know? Yeah, man. But I'm better, dude. Like, you know, MMA helps. I always tell guys, I used to think guys with PTSD were the biggest pussies. I'm like, PTSD? What, you can't leave your house? You can't have relationships? Oh, you have guys who are claiming PTSD because there's new speed bumps in their neighborhood. What I would say to that, though, and I have so much more sympathy for guys who suffer from that, because you've got to understand, I was born in it.

1:44:06I was born in the life. I was born, I remember I stopped believing in God when I was in elementary school. I was laying in bed crying, thinking about killing myself. Yeah. Like, there can't be a fucking God here. How's there a God? Like, why would I be in this situation? There's a God. I ain't no fucking God. It's heartbreaking to think that a child would have to have those thoughts. Oh, I mean, yeah. My earliest memories, dude. Like, I don't have, like, when I think back, when I think of a kid, I cannot recall one good memory. Not one fucking good memory as a kid. So you cannot pay me to relive my life.

1:44:37You cannot fucking pay me. Now it's fine. Yeah. But when I used to, like, with PTSD, I used to, like, look at, like, soldiers coming home like, you guys are pussies. Yeah. Like, what the fuck's wrong with you? And then you realize, like, I grew up in the life. I grew up in it. I learned how to cope and how to deal. I learned that don't go out in public. Hide away from people. Like, don't go do these things. But I couldn't picture being, like, a 20, like, I couldn't picture being 24 years old and being a normal guy. Like, I like life. I like chicks. I like going to a party. I like drinking. Yeah.

1:45:07And all of a sudden, like, the curtain drops. And you're like, who the fuck am I? I can't, I'm volatile. I can't go out. Like, it's rough, man. Fuck. That's why training, I always tell people, like. That saved your life. Oh, not in my life. And that's what people, like, I want to be a mess. Probably saved a lot of about 20 just random strangers on the street, too. I mean, I used to walk. I remember a kid, dude. I used to walk in bad neighborhoods with a knife. Just, like, just waiting. Like, give me a chance to kill somebody. Give me an opportunity, you know. but it's like people always like I want to be a serial killer like I'm not a I'm not a high function psychopath like that's not what I you gotta be so organized I think to do that so what would have happened is I would have been another statistic I would have been walking down the street some guy would have some guy I would have killed him I would have been in jail and I would have been then I would have probably been a white supremacist and that's my life now I'll never forget I was driving I got arrested when I was younger obviously who the fucking thought right yeah I knew it two GBI two family GBI's and And I was driving back from court And fucking I was on a motorcycle And this guy like This guy I'm just I want to hurt somebody I'm angry I'm pissed off I'm looking at fucking Hard prison time I'm just angry He's on a motorcycle And I guess I kind of I cut him off Like I manipulated the situation I manipulated the situation Because I wanted to fucking hurt somebody And he pulls over And I get off my bike And I'm literally like In this moment like I'm going to fucking kill this man and then the moment I get off on my bike, he pulls out a badge and like, he's a cop.

1:46:36And I'm like, oh shit. And I remember the guy, like, the guy was generally concerned. Like, hey man, like, are you okay? Like, the fuck's wrong with you, you know? Cause he knew, like, he knew. Yeah, life's crazy. There was a point in my life too where like, I didn't. I must have been grateful then that he did that almost in a way. Oh yeah, I mean, if he didn't, like, who knows what would happen. I remember there was one point in my life too where like, I was just going through it. I was in the UFC too at the time and I was just like, I lived in Temecula and there was like a big motorcycle gang population like I had a Vagos or some shit.

1:47:04And I remember like, I just was like, dude, I'd lay in bed and like, I was hurting, dude, like not like, I don't know if it's depressed, but it's like, well, your body's not supposed to, as a kid, you're not supposed to have that much pain inside. So no, this is like my twenties now. I remember twenties and like, I just like, it gets, you build up so much. We're like, I need, I have to do something. Like I need to hurt somebody to make this go away. And I'll never forget, it didn't happen, but there was like, I was riding, there's a Vago. I'm like, this is the one this is what's a vago it's like a gangbanger like a mortal oh yeah like i was like i was like this is like a car wash i was like this is the like i was like this is my victimist like this is my crime that like if i can't get away with it he's a gangbanger he'll accept it like i could kill this man somewhere if there's not a camera and there's a chance that we don't get away and i remember like i'll never forget i went in front of him and that day and i like fucking boom cut him off and flipped him off fuck you and then i was like waiting for him to like follow me somewhere.

1:48:00I even had it planned out. I was like, I'm going to UFC. I was going to take him to the second. You were already in the UFC? Yeah, I was in Temecula. I was going to take him to like a dirt road and just fucking kill him, beat him to death. You even like Aaron Hernandez. I just beat him to death. And then, you know, it's exciting. It's scary at the same time you're thinking about doing it. And then he just like, I guess he just didn't want it. He just drove away, flipped me off, drove away. But all it took, like all it took was that. All it would have taken was one other little thing. Him to be like, all right, fuck you i'm gonna follow you oh next thing you know dude i'm fucking i'm gonna be in prison handcuffed right because you know you're so angry you don't think about consequences you just think about like i'm hurting so much like there's so much pressure in me like i gotta get this go i gotta make it go away yeah it just man it's fucking crazy that uh it just it's so unfair that how much pressure like sometimes people have to have in them for shit they didn't even do yeah you know well it's because your brain you know it's like your brain tells you that this cave is bad don't go there it's like an evolutionary like yeah like so and one of the hardest things for me it's like i was brought up in a world that doesn't exist so like i was brought up in this like primitive primal fucked up world where like my brain was telling me that you are in a very bad place and the world's bad right so it my brain evolved to be violent it evolved to be violent hypersexual aggressive and then as a man now i'm in 2023 how do i function yeah like i got to go through i got to go through the world isn't like i this is not what my brain was evolved for wow so i was like that's what training helps almost like a time traveler it must feel like in a way well because i i involved like because like my brain evolved in a very primitive way like it evolved in like oh yeah like you got to kill this man you got to fuck that girl like there was a communal porn box like it's not fair yeah but it is what it is it is what it is right right you can't always keep looking back at it but you just move on and right now i'm happy bro i mean you're happy your life's good you mean you went through some shit we've all been through some shit like if you look at the statistics of child abuse we've all been through some shit some people more than others yeah fuck my life was fucking disneyland some people i know i mean i'm just working.

1:50:17Like, I was like, I was like at all, dude. I just stay away from people. Do you think it's gotten better or worse over time?

1:50:27Oh. It definitely better. Like, my mental state of mind. Like, dude, having a girlfriend helps. Yeah. I know you said that you really, and slap, you're like, yeah, I really like having this. So, it's like, dude, whenever she's gone, like, and mind you, I like, I could go fuck anybody I want to fuck. I don't. Yeah. But, like, whenever she's gone, dude like i would just be in my house and i started looking at all the things i own like i have a couch a fucking tv like why do i have this shit i don't want this shit and you start like and you start just getting like crazy oh yeah i don't do i don't do well alone yeah and that's what that's one of those things too where like a lot of people with trauma you self-isolate yourself because it feels good right you want to be alone and you want to keep yourself away from people a lot of times like i want if i'm angry or whatever's going on with me the last thing i'm to do so and i was just put it around anybody else like exactly you want to like you want to be most like like all these mass shooters all these killers like you want to be alone like you want to be quiet you don't people make you feel outcasted they don't make you feel right and so what you do is you listen to those thoughts and you stay alone and then you just and the moment you go out say i'll be out alone i'll be alone i'll go get food like no sean get Get out of the house.

1:51:40Go get food. Right. Do something because it helps. But it doesn't help. But it doesn't help if it's you because you have so much of that fucking risk potential. I don't have that part. So now I'm at In-N-Out and I'm looking at all these fucking people and I'm just like anger is just building inside me and I'm getting fucking angrier. So my girl has helped me a lot. Yeah. Function. Yeah. She's helped me a lot, dude. Did you have like some fun memories from when you were a kid? Like was there something fun that you guys used to go do? Like did y 'all go trick-or-treating or something? My brother.

1:52:06I mean fucking my brother was like my dad. Was he really? But my brother was fucking brutal to me. Like, you know, my brother's three years older than me. And you're having a, he was like my dad. You're having him raise me as a kid. And all he knows is stuff, shit, he's seen or learned. Oh, yeah. So my mommy, he'd fuck me up, beat the shit out of me. Like, I remember I'd get, every day my mom would come back from work, I'd be fucked up with bruises. I bet he feels horrible about it. I mean, it's kind of hard, dude, because it's like, you're a kid raising a kid. Right. You know? Right, it's almost not even fair for him to feel horrible about it.

1:52:39Yeah, you know, so it's like, I mean I remember we had a fucking prison whip, bro My dad had a prison whip And my brother would be like Fucking, if you don't clean the house I'm gonna whack you with this thing You're gonna hit with a fucking prison whip, dude It'd fucking take skin off the bone I mean, it takes fucking skin off, but I wouldn't like it It's not good, dude It's a big metal plastic whip So you take my dad Then you take my brother Just, you know, like Yeah It adds up, dude And it's scary to think, man That so many people go through so much shit like that It's plastic, bro. The prison whip is plastic.

1:53:11You got to go type in prison. That's an expensive one. Modern prison whip. Modern prison whip. Yeah, this motherfucker's looking at like the 1500s and shit over here. Nah, it's a hard plastic rod, bro. Yeah, it's kind of like that, but like that's new age. That's some prison shit. That's a new age shit. But yeah, man, it's been a good podcast, Theo. Good shit, dude. Well, I'm trying to think if there's anything else that we can talk about that makes me a little bit less depressed. Well, I just think, no, I think just like when you talk about that kind of stuff, like Like, I do realize, like, when I'm able to share things, like, because some people that's, one of the gifts that some people have, right, and I believe this is, like, you know, people that went through something that was super, really tough, right, and they're able to get through it.

1:53:53And then if they are able to articulate what it was like and how it affected them, if they were able to do all that and get through it and still have some way to articulate it, well, that's where it's able to be beneficial. The difficult thing with me, it's like with fighting, like I was able to get pussy. I was able to like be with women and have that. But most - Big women too, I bet. Big women. Big women. Big women. But guys, the problem is like a lot of guys like me, that's not necessarily the case. They don't train, they don't fight, and they just self-isolate. You just got to like, yeah, man, it's hard.

1:54:32What I would tell anybody is just don't self-isolate. Even though it feels good and you want to fucking, you know feels good like i just don't do it yeah i'll do it yeah yeah because i i'll like go against that's why i go to like recovery meetings and stuff because it makes me go to a meeting i have to be in a room where people like like one thing i like about recovery meetings is like you're able to share how you feel in there about shit and nobody can cross talk so it's recovery meetings yeah does it help oh it helps a lot yeah it helps a lot bro it's a lot of people talking about all this kind of shit.

1:55:02Well, addiction, addiction's real. Like, yeah, addiction, I mean, like, fuck, man. I mean, we all got addictions. You know, mine a lot was women. You know, prior to my girl, like, I had a bad, like, sex addiction. Not sex addiction, but it's, like, just like all guys. Like, you know, you're a single guy. The only thing that makes you feel good is chasing a woman. Oh, yeah. You know? Oh, when I was young, dude, like, once I learned about jerking off and everything. Oh, yeah, it's bad. All downhill. All bad. All bad. If I had a thought An idea Anything I would just jerk off You know it's funny I actually get a lot If I had a good idea I'd go jerk off Like no it's funny I'll watch porn And the moment I come Dude I get kind of pissed off Yeah But like it's kind of weird Like so my dad right My dad hypersexual Dildos Communal porn box Then like I feel a lot of shame From sex Yeah So like You know like I'll watch porn Like I'll jerk I don't really watch porn much anymore The second I jerk off I feel so ashamed I feel so ashamed But I grew up But my dad I'll yell at my dick Yeah, you're just mad.

1:56:01You went for that temporary affixion. Yeah. But you know what? It's the only way I knew to make myself feel good was that. It was the only good feeling I had in my fucking whole life was just like this. I was like. It's a chemical. Yeah. You're just chasing it. But, you know, like, I mean, dude, I'm like, I'll get on a motorcycle. And I mean, last night going to the event, dude, my manager is with me and I'm driving like 120 through red lights. You on the back? Nah, he has another bike, but he didn't keep up, right? And I even told him, I was like, dude, don't keep up with me. like just stay at home like you just I'll meet you at the event we're going to the same place I'm going like 120 through red lights and it's just like that even though like yeah you can't but it just feels good it makes you feel good that like temporary high of feeling good you know yeah yeah it's exactly it feels good yeah but you know I mean I guess we could wrap this motherfucker up it's getting late yeah it is getting late but I would tell I would just tell you guys that train you know don't isolate fucking man good luck I wish you guys the best of luck.

1:57:01I believe that. We're fucked, huh? Yeah, we're fucked. I still don't have kids, you know? I just don't fucking in. I know, I explained it. We'd actually probably be really good parents. Yeah. But when you get so much trauma, you're like, I don't really know, you know? I know, it is a little risky. Dude, there's days where I'm like, I'd be a great dad, and there's days like, I would leave those motherfuckers. Just fucking. One long afternoon, and I'll fucking get some milk and get out of here. I'll get some milk, brother. Like damn That milk's far away That's what my son's Gonna be thinking But fuck man You know At the end of the day guys We all know that I'm A little fucked up The other's a little fucked up We're all a little fucked up Yeah We're all fucked up dude Wish you guys the best man And you know What I tell you guys If you ever have those Like fuck that feelings Come train Jiu jitsu MMA It's like It's a brotherhood there You'll have a lot of people That are like minded Not I mean I train with a lot Of normal guys But there are a lot of guys Who have been molested By fucking You know I know guys I've trained with guys who've been molested.

1:57:59Oh, yeah. Yeah, so it's like if you're a guy going through some rough shit, a gym is a good home for you or just go to a fucking meeting. Yeah. But a gym, there is something physical about it. Physically getting things out of your body is really interesting because I think there's different ways to do it. Yeah. I think you can do it physically. I think you can do it by going to therapy and stuff like that. Ayahuasca was super helpful. Did you ever do that? No, I've never. I do drugs scary, dude. Yeah, this is different though. I would never push a drug on anybody. This isn't something you could go do in an alley or before you go to a club.

1:58:30The problem is, I know my inner thoughts. I know what I want. It's like, I don't want to put myself in a position to where like... Yeah, that's true. Let's keep you chill. Yeah, you know. Let's keep you on ice. Imagine if I do something. I know this is different, but if I start drinking alcohol... Oh, yeah, that's bad. Then that wall that I put up in my brain and start, like, coming down a little bit. Yeah. Come down on the side. Just stay away from that shit. Yeah. But, I mean, it fucking helps from what they say. Yeah, man. What do we know? Yeah, what do we know, dude? I don't know. We're just a couple fucking idiots talking, crying the shit on fucking, uh...

1:59:10Dude, you just beat up one of your fucking co-workers yesterday. Yeah, fuck, man. Fucking deserved it. Yeah. The only thing, the only thing that I will say about Drake is is you're very lucky that happened in a fight and not in the world because we would probably both be dead this day if that were happening anywhere else. God bless the UFC then Bless the UFC Sean thanks man I appreciate it dude Happy holidays Bunch of fucking fags crying Oh yeah dude Bunch of fags My bad dude I appreciate you Let's go dog Good times

1:59:55Thank you.