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29:46I remember that. I remember people coming around the area and at school, They had pamphlets or whatever saying, do not jerk off. Do not masturbate. Or they'd have a guy touching like a, um, reaching for a hot dog. They always had to use these euphemisms or whatever. So they'd have a guy like reaching for a hot dog or like shifting the gear shift in his car. And it would be like, don't do it or this. And then it would be like a picture of a, just a, like a guy falling into a ditch or something with a walking stick or somebody getting hit by, like, a blind guy, like, getting hit by something or whatever.

30:29But anyway, damn, Riley. Well, you're still out there. So you've had two kisses, though. Yeah. All right, we'll check back in a little bit and find out about the other one. Because I don't know, did you ever tell us about the other one? I did not. Okay. Well, we're going to check back in with you in a little bit and find out about that, man. I want to get to some calls here. And, yeah, I just want to see what's going on. I know it's been a while since the solo episode just got off of the road. Yeah, I think just, I don't know. I feel all over the place a little bit, but that's just how I feel sometimes these days.

31:03You know, and maybe that's how we all feel. I don't know. What else? Let's look at the news here that came in. And right now we got Biden dropped an unhinged tweet immediately after the Super Bowl. So that's interesting. Just like we drew it up, he said. And it's a picture of him with alien type of eyes. This guy, Biden's lost it. Biden has lost it, I believe. And we talked about this months ago. That it's, you shouldn't have no senior citizen out there. pretending to be a safe president. At a certain point, everybody's mind goes on. Sometimes your mind goes to heaven before you do. People, you see people wandering around, their minds been in heaven, their minds smoking weed in heaven or drinking in heaven, maybe dating, even dating women or men in heaven, if you have a gay brain or whatever.

32:10And they're still down here on earth, wandering around, eating Jell-O, bothering people, yelling the N-word sometimes, some of them. And I think that's where we're getting with Biden. It's getting to the point with Biden where he's basically a scarecrow that has a popular job. They're keeping him away from microphones. he is extremely close to dropping the N-word.

32:48There's no, and I'm going, he's oddly hip in some of his slang sometimes, so I would go probably A. I don't think he's going hard R. I don't know how bad he is mentally. But every old person, I feel like, before they completely lose their mind yells the n-word and i don't know if that's true but i've seen a lot of that or they say it or they write you know they yeah they are doing that but um so anyway i'm just curious to see at least the i think what we got to do is we need to get obviously biden hasn't huffed a child in a while we need to get some seven-year-olds some 11-year-old, some 14-year-old girls that he can huff their hair, just give them a couple of fucking hits to make it to November.

33:44Because the guy is falling apart. He's falling apart. He's very close to yelling the N-word at someone. And I just, the only way, you got to get him what he needs. You got to get him what he needs. And what he wants is obviously to sniff children, to sniff a children, let him sniff a children. If it's going to get him through the end of his job so he can retire or whatever they're going to do, sell his body for glue. I'm not sure, but it's you can't pretend that the guy is doing well you just can't he's a guy's out of his mind um he did call netanyahu a bitch or something the other day and that i thought was pretty cool um what else do we have here uh any other news um shane gillis is going to host snl unbelievable wow part of me wonders if at the last minute he's gonna be like hey sorry guys it's just just not for me you know kind of like they did to him you know um that'd be interesting uh but good for him man congrats to Shane he that guy he is so funny he is so funny man i just god i just think he's so funny um what else tucker carlson interviewed vladimir putin uh watch that really interesting really interesting oh you know it's almost crazy and I'm just saying this, I'm not sure of this.

35:54It's almost crazy that it feels like we're almost trying to see if we can get any real information about our own country from Vladimir Putin. That's why, like did anybody else have a moment where they're like, huh, maybe because I believe our media is just extremely compromised. I just believe that. I believe that it's a big, it's all bullshit. I really, a lot of me believes that. I could be wrong. I'm not saying I'm definite, but a lot of me believes that. That it's all, we've just been, it's, yeah, it just doesn't, you know, that's what I, a lot of me thinks that. Except you have independent journalists.

36:48You got independent people trying to get out there and make things happen, you know?

36:54So, yeah, that's just what I thought that was interesting.

37:00It's like I'm listening almost to see if I can get any real information. Because, yeah, I think Russia is just an old dude. Russia is an old guy who's set in his ways, who just wants to sit over there and drink oil and look at tits or booty and just ride off into the sunset. I don't believe that they're like a superpower or nothing. You know, it's just a lot of rusty tanks. It's a lot of children playing with heavy stone dolls, dolls made out of stone. you'll see an 18 month old with like an 11 pound doll and they're carrying it you know resilient folks um anyway that's about the news i think yeah we just went to the warner theater in erie pa and i gotta recommend it if you ever get a chance to go to the warner theater it is uh one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen in America.

38:09It's a piece of history. I think the renovation

38:21is a$30 million in May 2020, phase four began. It costs$30 million

38:30to renovate that theater. But it's, I can't even tell you how unbelievable it is, how immaculate it is. You know, so yeah, that's one thing. You got to check out the Warner Theater. What else? Oh, we had Blackface at Sephora, somebody. This looks like a couple of girls. doing blackface. First of all, look, at least girls are doing it now because for a while it was just guys taking all the L's doing it. You know, I believe in three generations we're all just going to have beige semi-Chinese face. That's probably owned by Israel, but I believe that's the face we're going to have. What else? Jeff Bezos will save over$600 million in taxes by moving to Miami.

39:26me. That seems fair. But that's Florida. Everybody can move to Florida and that's fair. You know, those are the rules. I just don't think somebody should be able to have that much money. I think they should put a cap on how much money an individual can have, you know, and maybe that's socialist by me or something. I don't know. But I just, I don't know. That's something that I think sometimes. I'm not saying I'm right, but it's something I think about. I just drank some of this this morning. I got back from the gym and I knew I was going to have to work, you know, be doing potting for a few hours or five hours.

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41:01That's 20 % off your first order when you shop Superior Hydration today using promo code Theo at liquidiv.com. So let's, yeah, let's take a few calls here about love that came in today. Here we go. So I had a weird situation tonight. I went on a date with my Uber driver and she brought her daughter and her friend, her daughter's friend to IHOP. Well, she had a call and she had to go. So it was just me, her daughter, and her daughter's friend. So I had to, like, sit there and entertain them. What? So you went on a date, and then the girl, the lady left. And then you're just sitting there with two children at an IHOP?

42:01You're damn. If you're sitting with two children you don't know at an IHOP, bro, you are, you could be a sex trafficker, bro. You know? No shade or anything, but it's like, I mean, yes, you know, but if you're, you know, like, yeah, that is, that is, that is not, that is, let me hear more. They're like, sit there and entertain them. And I'm, I was drunk at the time. So I was like, shit, what am I supposed to do with these little teenage girls? I was like, shit. So I started just trying to tell dad jokes, and they just automatically laughed. So it was like... Well, you can't tell dad jokes if you're not even a dad.

42:48You're a drunk guy at an IHOP with a stranger's children, bro. You are lucky you weren't arrested. That's what I'll tell you. you got like you know you're drunk at an IHOP with some children you don't know so that's where you're at right now that is a starting point okay that is a place to go up from I think you know maybe I'm being too judgmental but you I think you have to have a you should chart out a plan for yourself and it should be and you need to have friends help you. Because, yeah, if you're sitting drunk at an IHOP with two children that you don't know and, yeah, you are. Or you are this close to ending up on a registry.

43:44Okay? So, yeah, I would do that. Let me hear more. What is a guy supposed to do in that situation? I wish there was a... good ending in that story, but it was just kind of an awkward situation. Like, what would you do? Well, I think it's, you know, look, I appreciate the call, man. And I'm sorry if I'm being a little, if I'm being crass to you, you know, it's a loving, it's a day for love. And so I got to remember that. Yeah. Yeah. Let me just be loving. Hey man. Yeah. I think, look, unfortunately, maybe that's just where we are in modern dating, you know, that a woman is going to be like, yes, meet me at an IHOP.

44:28watch my children. And if you feed them, then maybe I will make love to you one day. You know, maybe we could be together if you like, maybe that's how it is. Maybe the world, maybe we, there's so many pervs out. It just that a woman's like, Hey, here, meet me and my kids in a safe place. I'm going to leave. She probably is also an Uber driver. you know it's a very gig economy now maybe she got a call she had to go get a fair she got a fair and um and she's like you know and if hey he didn't he didn't touch him he fed him great guy nowadays to a lot of women that's a great guy so i don't know if you need to do anything brother i think you did the best thing you could do you were an earnest man you tried to be entertaining.

45:24You were drunk, you know, and that's your deal and it's okay. So yeah, I think you're doing great, man. And yeah, happy Valentine's day to you. I want to say that, man. And maybe this will work out. You guys might be married by now. You just never know. You know, and that's one thing about love too. Love goes at its own speed. You know, I think we're so used to now things being so fast because you can get it right now. you can get it right now. You can get a pair of shoes. They might be here by this afternoon.

46:04In the old days, you had to go get your feet measured somewhere, come back maybe two months later and get some shoes. But love is still like that. It's an old shoe, man. And we want it to fit fast. and it's good you want it to be a cozy fit. You know? Because sometimes it's like, do I want to be, am I trying to be in love or am I just trying to not be alone? That's another thing I think sometimes. You know, like what am I really looking for? That's something I think about sometimes.

46:45But yeah, thank you for calling, man. and um and thank you for going ihop instead of denny's baby denny's you know that son fuck denny's till it's backwards homie um what else here we go another call came in here about uh love hi theo um i am a female listener and i was just uh listening to your podcast The question came to approach your lady about how to shave her hairy booty. And as a hairy booty female myself, my boyfriend actually approached this topic with some great sensitivity. And I just wanted to let you guys know that if your lady has a hairy booty, offer to shave it for her. I thought that was very charming of him.

47:47He came up to me one day and he was like, hey, babe, let me groom you. Like, let me let me get you right. And I was like, wow, that's that was romantic. And yeah, I busted it open. He shaved me down and we got it on. So that's the female perspective. Praise God. Thank you for that. That call. And yeah, because it is it's something that occurs out there. where you see a man and they got a woman and they got a hair on their booty, around that booty. And that's something we got to battle as a society, and this is from the front lines of that. And it's that time of year, spring. If your lady, she got that hairy booty, you feel me?

48:33If that B-hole's got a sideburn on it, baby, taper that thing up. get in there with some safe scissors, some of them children's snippers and get in there. Tidy that thing up. If that booty got a little dreadlock on it or whatever, tidy, groom that thing up. You could do it. Yeah, whack you, spill a candle on her and rip that thing, you know. It's time, baby. It's time to just take the hair off of each other's assholes. It's just that time, you know? It's just that time in Happy Valentine's. Maybe that's what it is. What else? Have we got another call here? You shave your body, Riley? I do. All right.

49:24And what do you shave? The front? What do you shave? Just my face. Oh, just your face. Okay. Just your face. but you don't seem like a guy that has a lot of hair body hair Raleigh no I don't wow and do you guys do a lot of do a lot of Vietnamese people get body hair or not I don't think so okay but do you know so at least for me I don't you don't Wow, that's got to be wonderful. So you don't get any body hair. So you're almost like a hairless cat in a way. Right. Wow. But do you get cold? Do you have to wear double underpants or whatever? No. Unbelievable. Wow, thank you, man, for sharing that with us.

50:24Let's see what else we got here.

50:28Theo, what's up, man? I've got a little bit of a confession for you. Thank you for calling the hotline, man. I do want to let people know that if there is something they need to share, they can always hit the hotline, 985-664-9503. Weighing heavy on me. Something happened to me when I was a kid. I thought I should share it with somebody. When I was 11 years old, I was watching a movie with one of my buddies. I think he was 12. We were laying on my sister's bed. That might have been the start of the problem. Yeah. That's the setting. They call that the setting for something. Onward. Watching Liar Liar.

51:14And have you seen the movie? There's a moment where they're playing back some audio of a woman doing a little orgasmic noises. Oh, yeah. Giz in out. And during that moment, my buddy leaned over and kissed me right on the lips. And I pushed him off and said, what are you doing? And he says, no, please stop. I don't know. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't know. I don't know. I'm so sorry. And he begged me not to tell his brothers. And I have four brothers myself, and I didn't want them to think I was gay. So I never really told anybody. And look, man, that's a totally normal thing to happen. I appreciate you sharing it with us.

52:02I think that's a lot of times referred to as surprise kind of youthful gay. SYG, and they call it. And it happens. You're with your buddy and something sexual is happening in a film or movie in your body. I remember when a commercial would come on and if a woman was just even damn putting a shampoo in, I just would sit in front of the TV and just, I couldn't even, it was like my hormones just came up into my shoulders and just were fucking, just trying to fucking dance or whatever. I just, I couldn't handle it. So yeah, if you're in there alone with your buddy and there's a man making orgasm noises on a television near the two of you?

52:53Yeah. Somebody's going to kiss someone. That is natural because that's surprise youthful gaying. It happens. Kids, they don't know and they just, they don't know what their hormones are and some of them, they test it out and the only way to, it's like, the only way to know if you like soccer is to play a couple games of soccer, man. The only way to know if you could be gay is to kiss somebody that is the same sex as you. Or holding somebody's hand could be a clue. But yeah, kids do that stuff all the time. I remember I got under a sheet or whatever. It was supposed to be lunchtime or whatever.

53:35And my buddy and I somehow were like just under a sheet and we just started like touching each other's ribs, like just feeling it, just like, God. and I don't remember, I just don't even know what was going on. We just were just doing it. And then thank God somebody yelled sandwiches downstairs and we fucking ran out of there. But yeah, I think children are part-time gay kind of because they're learning about sex and they're learning about that sort of thing. And I couldn't even look at my buddy while we ate those.

54:23him and cheeses. We couldn't even look at each other because we just didn't know. And that was the time, the era where if you asked your dad if you were gay, he would just say you were. Just crazy.

54:42Raleigh, ever happen to any... Well, yeah, Raleigh, let's check back in there. What were you telling me about? So a little bit ago, I had my second kiss, finally. Okay, and this is your second kiss ever in your life, right, brother? Right. And you still never burped that sweat whistle, have you, daddy? I have not. Wow, brother. My God. You are going to just be able to just open up an aquarium when you really let them things open up. God, brother. I mean, how much do you weigh? 120. Well, I don't know if I believe that, but you say, at least 17 of that has got to be pure grade A maple semen, baby.

55:35My God. I can't even believe that. I could fucking rent you out to a couple of Hollywood executives right now, and they would fucking burp that little diving board in the back of a limousine somewhere right now outside of Disney or one of those other places, MGM or whatever, Miramax or whatever they're doing. Okay, what else? So you went on a date? Yeah. Tell me about it. You got that second kiss, huh? Yeah. basically i i just went to a bar with her okay and then and where'd y 'all sit it was like across from each other next to each other at the bar where did you guys sit no next to each other at a table at a table okay and was there some good energy what happened yeah yeah we were laughing a lot that's good sign yeah and then what happened did you you guys left there you took her home you guys left some what happened yeah so we left uh i took her home okay and as we were saying bye i asked her if i could kiss her dang and how did you ask so were you guys standing at the door um in the car just on her driveway standing in the driveway and what did you say i said hey um I've been wanting to ask you this.

57:05Can I kiss you? Yeah! Fuck yeah, brother. That's what I'm talking about. Fucking Asians getting that shit. And what did she say? She said, sure. And then we just went in. And was she a little taller than you or not? A little, yeah. So did you have to go up on just a little on the toes? Actually, she kind of came down to me. fuck yeah son feminism wow and then what happened were you did you like put your hand like kind of like or did you just totally freestyle it hands on the side just that fucking weird penguin vibe would you do um i think i wrapped my arms around her but that was it oh my god that's romantic wow and did you play any music on your phone or were you guys just it was quiet no it was quiet

58:07and how long did the kiss last for probably for a good 12 seconds

58:18And did you And did you Was there any Tongue in it Was it just lips Was it like upper lip What was your strategy Yeah there was a little tongue Rightly Hitting him with that fucking mouth cock Baby dad Way to go brother and was she receptive to it yeah yeah okay cool chill everything's good nothing illegal and then what happened you left i left and then she went back to new jersey oh god i will say this some of the coolest girls i've ever met are from Philadelphia, New Jersey area. Hands down. Just cool chicks. Great senses of humor. Fun, cool. Sometimes they're nurses and stuff like that. Just great chicks.

59:20They have a lot of great... I mean, I'm a big fan of nurses. But also, I think just some of the coolest chicks are up there. Everybody knows that I'm a big fan of nurses. But, yeah. And my sister's a nurse, too. So, I'm proud of her. She just got her, I don't know what it's called, like her GED or whatever. She's like the final nurse or whatever or something. But, I don't know. But, man, well, so you got two kisses under your belt. And you're still saving yourself from marriage, Riley. Correct. Wow. God. You got a, do you feel like it's right around the corner? or you feel like you still have a long way to go?

1:00:05It might be a minute. I like your attitude though, man. And we have to have a good attitude, right, to find love because it can just show up whenever. Right. Yeah. You got to stay ready. Let's take one or two more calls, man. This was an interesting call that came in. Hey, Theo. Pat Rayso from Las Vegas. Hey, Pat from Las Vegas. Thank you for calling me, lady. Nice to hear you. Onward. Going to a comedy show tonight for my birthday. I will be wearing my Theo shirt to represent my love for you. I feel I know you, though we've never met. I'm turning 81 on the 25th. Might not be your oldest fan, but I'm the biggest.

1:00:50Love you. Oh, thank you. You know, I appreciate that.

1:00:58you know even when you say it it reminds me of my grandmother thank you pat that's very sweet let me make sure your name was pat sometimes i just assume a lot of older women are named pat hey theo pat ray so from last yeah that's pat um thank you pat uh thank you pat that's so sweet of you and yeah um dang i feel like i just got a call from my grandmother you know And I just mean that in a way of like that somebody can call you that's not that person to you. And they can be that person for you. You can fill in the blanks for somebody. If somebody doesn't have a brother, you can call them and share a special word with them or give them a nice message or just tell them you care about them.

1:01:46And suddenly they do have a brother. you know you know there's been a lot of figures in my life of people that have represented father figures and mother figures and brother figures and at certain moments and so it's just that's the power of just that of love right there that's a loving thing to do yeah thank you Pat that's sweet of you praise what else yeah i just yeah i just want to keep it in the love vein here we got a call right here hi to you my name is autumn i was just wondering if you've ever felt like alone being older that um i'm almost 30 a couple weeks oh you're not that old autumn that don't sound that old to me at all um let's hear more and you know i have a tough time I'm trying to find love.

1:02:49And I was wondering if you've ever felt like that. I'm just sitting here in my apartment just thinking how, you know, maybe I'll never find it. And if that's the case, what are your opinions on that? You know, I want to find true love. I want to find happiness. And I want to have kids. Yeah, thank you for the call. yeah finding love you know thank you for the call thank you for just sharing how you're feeling and what's going on I think it's sweet of you and I appreciate it and I think just showing up right where you you're called with exactly where you're at no just hey this is where I am this is what's going on you know and I just really respect that But, yeah, I think love gets, I think love is something that we all need.

1:03:53You know, you see what happens to a child that doesn't have any love, you know. You see what happens to animals that don't have any love. And,

1:04:04you know, it's obvious. It's obvious that we need it.

1:04:12and it's nice to think of that yeah how do i fall in love with somebody else how do i get into a relationship with somebody and and have a partner

1:04:27and yeah so much of that is out of our hands you know um i mean some things like you want to give yourself the best chance you know i think because you have to meet people and so you have to put yourself out there. You do. You know, I mean, you could just meet somebody at a grocery store or something, but sometimes people meet each other. The more people you run into, the more chances you're going to have to meet someone. So that just is part of it. And then in the meantime, I think enjoy the peace that you do have with yourself and start to fall in love with yourself more if you can. I know that may sound strange and I'm not trying to, I'm just thinking out loud.

1:05:14You know, for me, I notice sometimes that

1:05:22I don't have the best relationship with myself, really. I don't really communicate with myself that much. I do some, but really communicate with myself, check in with myself, see what's going on. spend time with myself not just sitting on my phone or watching a television show but sit there and spend time with myself think about hey man who are you what do you like doing you know hey man I'm proud of you saying that to myself you know hey Theo I'm proud of you man I'm proud of you you know I've gotten better about it as I've gotten older but man for so long and I didn't even love myself so then in my life I was looking for someone else to do I was looking for someone else to do the job for me that I wasn't doing for me and it was that's too much to ask of somebody I'm not saying this for you at all I'm sorry I just got on this tangent.

1:06:31But yeah, I was looking for somebody else. Yeah, I want to be a partner, but I also want you to, I need you to fulfill, fill in this other space inside of myself that I'm leaving, that I'm not working on.

1:06:47And so then at that point for me in relationships, it wasn't that fair. You know, I was, I wasn't saying, Hey, let's meet and do 50, 50. I was saying, hey, I need you to do 50, 50. I need you to do 80 because I'm missing 30. And I haven't tried to do the work and stuff that I need to do to help take care of myself better. And that was always making it tough for me. It's gotten a little bit better as I've gotten older because I understand that a little bit more. Well, do I love myself? Who am I? What's going on with me? but do I think you will you sound like the sweetest person

1:07:30and I believe that love wins I believe that people say it sometimes and there's like commercials and stuff where people will be in like a wheelchair or something and they'll say it but that doesn't have anything to do with it I don't think but I believe that that it wins because it's you can just see it's just the realest thing you can see it man It's the realest thing. When you see somebody love somebody else, it could be between any connection, father, son, mother, child, brothers, sisters. The uncle part can get a little bit weird if he's milling around.

1:08:17Somebody just be proud of something. When you see love, it just, there's nothing, nothing can hold a candle to that. That's the light of God, I think. That's the light of God.

1:08:35And it sounds like something you care about.

1:08:42So I just want you to hang in there.

1:08:48you know and uh yeah I just want you to hang in there cause yes I believe it can happen we gotta believe it can happen that's gotta be the most possible that's gotta be the belief that's gotta be it cause a flower will be sitting there and then a damn bee come on and you don't know that thing you know A flower don't have a clue a bee's coming. A flower is just doing its shit, you know. Stunting like my daddy. Staming like my daddy. And then a bee. So you just, you never know when you're going to get buzzed out and honeyed up. And you got time. You got time. And then I got to make sure that when I'm looking for somebody, I'm not looking for them to fill.

1:09:39I'm looking to meet them halfway. I'm looking for us to be puzzle pieces or whatever, but, you know, that sounds a little bit gay to me, but I'm not looking for them to do all the work of filling in all my blanks. You know, some of that's my work. And I'm not saying that about you. I'm just, you caught me and I'm thinking about the same thing at the same time. Riley, what do you think for that young lady thinking about love? I mean yeah she'll find everyone finds love eventually yeah I think that's true yeah I think that's true man and it'll happen for you dude you know you've been seeping that demon in the meantime or what you been freaking hand railing that little splatter wand or what baby boy not yet it'll eventually happen oh you're planning on masturbating I met with some not masturbating but with a girl oh you know a girl who's willing to do it I mean I'm just saying eventually oh you're saying eventually it'll happen with a woman Right.

1:11:01Okay. Okay. This is nothing. It's okay. But you don't have like something on your calendar right now and it's just no. Okay. Okay. Cool. Cool. Um, let's take one more call, man. Cause I think this is it right here. Uh, and happy Valentine's day to everybody. No. Um, Hey, Theo, I just wanted to give you an update. I called in about two or three years ago, and my video aired on the episode that you had with Kalilah at the time. I was talking about how my wife at the time ended up leaving me for another woman. Oh, I remember this. Hey, Theo. Hey, Kyla. Big fan of you guys. Just wanted to get your advice on a recent development I had.

1:11:53I recently got left by my wife for another woman. completely blindsided had no idea yeah I guess I'll just look for any advice you guys would give as I move on to this next chapter of my life gang brother well next month in March my new wife and I are expecting our first little one our daughter so just anybody who's struggling out there or maybe I don't know thinking things don't really look that great. Just want to let you know it gets better, and I appreciate everybody's thoughts. Theo, thank you. It's not a lot to me what you said in that podcast about my call. And, yeah, just appreciate you, Theo, really.

1:12:41Thanks, man. Gang, baby, wow. Man, that's got me really, that's got my eyeballs trying to spurt, baby. Damn, brother. Thank you, man. I want to hear that part one more time. That really made my day, man. Next month in March, my new wife and I are expecting our first little one, our daughter. So just anybody who's struggling out there or maybe, I don't know, thinking things don't really look that great. I just want to let you know it gets better, and I appreciate it. You hear that, man? You hear when he said my wife and I were expecting our first little one? It makes you feel something. it makes you feel something that's love man that is undeniable that is undeniable I believe that that is God's light in the world I believe that nothing else makes you do nothing else makes you

1:13:41nothing else makes you feel anything really nothing else makes you feel something from the I mean, that feeling comes up from, it's almost like, it almost feels like it comes from the, just from the past, it comes from forever. That feeling of love, just man, it comes from forever.

1:14:15yeah just man I want to hear that one more time next month in March my new wife and I are expecting our first little one our daughter so just anybody who's struggling out there or maybe I don't know thinking things don't really look that great just want to let you know it gets better and I appreciate everybody's thoughts. Wow. Yeah. That's love, man. And that's why we stay in the game. And that's why we stay in the game. Even to witness that for somebody else, that's still love. I'm still getting something out. I get so much out of that. Man, the rest of my day is going to mean more to me. So the more things I can love, even if it's not like somebody else or having the perfect partner or straight person or whatever.

1:15:12I don't even know what the – or just having the perfect woman or man. If you are a woman or a gay person, everybody can have somebody. But damn, dude, even if you – just – you can still get love. That's when there's other – you can still get love. and don't let it let don't come down off those feelings when somebody else has something very loving don't let that feeling don't then let that feeling turn dang I wish I had it it's okay to ponder that a little bit but don't let that don't go off that cliff because I think the more we can just keep the that that vibe of like hey this is possible I see this I just want to be around this I want to be involved in a line of work that makes me feel love.

1:16:04I want to be involved around people, community, whether it's a church or a men's group or recovery or a fucking sweat lodge, whatever it is. I want to be involved in something that makes me feel something because that's why I'm here. You know, I'm here to stand on my tippy toes in the driveway of the Lord and feel that kiss, baby.

1:16:42Yeah.

1:16:47Happy Valentine's Day to everybody. Sorry if I'm all over the place. I don't give a fuck. I've been all over the place my whole fucking life. I don't even know where I am. I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing most of the time, to be honest with you. I don't, my life feels confusing sometimes. I don't know what's going on. You know? But yeah, I'm not trying to tear up on here. I'm not trying to fucking, let me put these shades back on. Damn, bro. My eyeballs are looking a little gay. Sorry, dude, I have a monitor in here. But yeah, um, yeah, I don't know. Who knows what, yeah. But I just keep hoping that I have moments like that that make me feel some.

1:17:42And sometimes you have a lot of them in your own life. Sometimes you get them all out of other people's lives. Sometimes an older woman calls you and tells you that she loves you, and it's not your grandmother, but it's still your grandmother. Because the love is still the same. So I don't know. I'm getting a little preachy. Yeah, man. I love you guys. I'm thankful. Thank you to the people that come out to the shows. The bigger shows have gotten better. They've gotten easier. It was harder in the beginning. It's harder to be in new spaces and stuff. I'm grateful for that. Thank you for paying attention to this podcast and listening.

1:18:24Thank you for hitting the hotline, 985-664-9503.

1:18:32yeah, I don't know. That's about it. You know what? I promised a friend of mine that I would play his song on the way out, so I'm going to put it in here.

1:18:46And this is a song years ago that I started listening to, and I'll listen to it when I need to get some feelings out of me. you know this one does it for me it's kind of an emo kind of vibe but you know what it is cuh you know what it is cuh that's who that's you know you know the war we out here doing so um this song is by evan bartels it's called the devil god and me if you're not looking for that emo feeling, feeling thing right now, then that's okay. You're going about your day. If you are, tap in. But praise God, baby. Love you guys. And yeah, just thanks for tuning in. And happy Valentine's Day.

1:19:34Happy Valentine's Day. If you don't have that other person, you have yourself. You have yourself, man. And that is the most important person you're ever going to get to know or spend time with. And I'm not preaching at you. I'm really saying this to myself because more and more in my life, I realized that I should spit. I got to spend. I'm given this gift of being a human being.

1:20:06And, and, and, and, and rarely do I even check in and Hey Theo, what's going? Hey, hey, who are you? Hey, what do you, you know, like, there's just so many distractions. It's not a fault or anything. It's just, there's so many dark arts out there. They don't want you to get to know yourself. They don't want you. They want you buying. They want you fucking working, slave, and they don't want you to get to know yourself. Because if you get to know yourself, you're going to know that you're a fucking warrior. That's what they're afraid of. because I believe that's what we all used to be. So that's my Valentine this year, man.

1:20:44It's going to be me. And I'm chill with that. And to my girl that called and she was feeling like love in there for her, hey, I got you. And you got yourself too, you know? Sorry, I'm getting a little preachy. But yeah, it's just like, how much do I get to know the most important? love in my own life is fucking... I should love myself, man. I should... I should know... I should... I don't know what I'm trying to say. Anyway.

1:21:22But, yeah. Fuck, now this song is so emo going out, dude. But that's where we are, dude. This is Evan Bartels, The Devil, God, and Me. Happy Valentine's, baby. Praise God. Happy Valentine's Day. Love somebody. Love yourself. Look somebody in the eyes and say, hey, I fucking, I love you.

1:21:47And look yourself in the eyes and say the same thing, man. And if nobody's telling you they love you, I fucking love you, fucking little ass, you little pervert, bro. Praise God.

1:22:11Thank you for being here, Raleigh. Thank you, Theo. Happy Valentine's Day, man. Happy Valentine's Day.

1:22:46guitar solo Mother, may I raise my voice.

1:22:55We the people have that joy.

1:23:03Mother, may I raise my head. I love that tune, man. I encourage you to go listen to it. It's Evan Bartels. We'll put the link to it. I love Evan's music. But let's amp this one in, man. Finish it out.

1:23:24Come on.

1:23:30Come on.

1:23:47I know a place where we can be free Happy Valentine's Day There is a light shining for you Guiding your way Helping you through Shadows and names are all that you see We'll find a place where we can be free From the mountaintops Into the deepest valleys Hear a voice calling you It's the rising sun Shining in the darkest valley Can't you see you will be free? Praise God, baby!

1:24:45Searching for me somewhere. And that can be your God. Whatever God you got, baby. We ain't trying to God lock you.

1:25:02I don't know the words, man. I'm just going to keep doing this, dude. I'm blind.

1:25:16There is no them in dust Together we're strong Together we're free From the mountaintops Into the deepest valleys Hear the voice calling you Love you guys, man. Thank you. Be good to yourselves, baby. You deserve it, baby. Okay.