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30:47You know, I'm wrong with the punches, man. I don't know what that guy got going on. What have you heard that you know? I mean, people always would say that he might be a little rambunctious. That's the kind of stuff I would hear. Rambunctious is actually a great word to describe it. Yeah. That's actually a great assessment of Puff Daddy. Yeah, that he a rambunctious kind of guy. Yeah. But I think you also hear that about anybody that's got a lot of money. A lot of power. And a lot of power. Yes. The second somebody's got a lot of power, they start saying they gay. No. Oh, that's one of them power gays and money gays.

31:30You know? I don't know anybody that has said that. Somebody has said that's one of those power gays. That's one of those. And certainly in, it could just be white culture. You hear a lot of somebody gets a lot of money. No, it's true, though. I just never ever heard anybody say it's one of those power gays. Oh, yeah, the money gays and power gays. They say the money gays. Because they've done everything. They start just being gay because they can afford it. Yeah. You know, because when you're poor. That actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it. Yeah. Because you've experienced everything.

32:03You're saying they got bored of it. Yes. They got bored of all the other shit. Yeah, women and anything. They're like, fuck it. We might as well do some new rich shit. Yeah. Okay. Because if you don't have any money and you're gay, then you can't afford to tell people to be quiet about it because the second you hook up with somebody, they're going to run across the street and you start yelling, Leonard's gay, you know? But if you got money, then you can be like, shh, don't tell them. And then they'll run across the street and they'll be like, I ain't telling you who gay, but might be Leonard. You know, it's different.

32:39You never know, man. But now they got the memes. But here's one thing I do notice in black culture. You guys can start. They can start ripping on people in podcasts about like people will start commenting. Oh, he's yeah. This is why I know. But in white culture, if we did that, bro, people would be like, you can't say that. He needs to be able to come out. That's why I say it's different in different cultures. You really can't assess, like, yeah, I'm just trying to find the right words to say to not get canceled. Oh, sorry, man. Assessment and organization. Yeah. But, yeah, I think, like, yeah, maybe I shouldn't have said anything either then.

33:19But they got all those memes now, you know? It's like that song or whatever. You know what I'm talking about? Like what? Like the new Sexy Red song? No, it's like... Let That Coochie Breathe. Oh, that one's insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Let That Coochie Breathe. Shake that ass, bitch. Yeah. Hands on your knees. And the hands on the knees part, that's the real description of what, you know, they're doing. Yeah. You get it. You just got to play Hands on Your Knees by Sexy Red. Play some Sexy Red for us, yeah. Just typing hands on your knees on YouTube. Sexy rap. Yeah, but they got all those meme songs.

34:05It's like, every step you take, you gay. All that shit. Every move you make, gay. Every single day, every time I pray, I be missing your gay ass. You have officially lost me Theo for sure Oh I gotta show you Some of this shit man And I don't even want I don't care if the dude's gay or not Who gives a shit I agree I agree That's where I'm at Like I don't give a damn If he's gay Bipolar Whatever he is Yeah Yeah You gotta go to Sexy red part Yeah that ain't her They think anybody's sexy red Yeah they thought They just assumed She was the black lady

34:53Right here This the part I'm putting you on game here Hands on your knees So yeah You see how your hands Is already on your knees Natural It's a natural thing Jake And shake that ass on me You get what I'm saying It makes you naturally do it Because you know It's like hands on your knees And you just want to It's like Simon Says It's the same shit You just see Just naturally It's like a natural thing man Simon Says Put your right hand On your right knee Simon says Let that coochie breathe Breathe Bro the school system Gon' change I swear They need to Bro they need to have that song In the school system For real Like the new Hooked on Phonics Bro they can't be She fucking misspelled sexy They can't fucking be Teaching these kids With this shit How do you misspelled sexy sexy.

35:49That is crazy. I never noticed that. But no, she's a queen, bro. Yeah, what do you think about this? Sexy Red responded to Aiden Ross after he said they had sex together. Do you think that's just... I think it's bullshit. I'm not sure. And if she did, I can't believe it, man. I'm not gonna lie because, you know, I felt like she just went along with it. She's a funny person on Twitter. Yeah. All her tweets are crazy. If you pull up any of Sexy Red's tweets, let's read some of her tweets. She's hilarious. All her tweets on Twitter are fucking insane. Sexy Red is a vibe, though, huh? Mm-hmm. Bad bitch, too.

36:33I know, dude. I have a big crush on her. Yeah. I know you're not really into black girls, but that's one that you should take down for sure. If there's any black girl, it'll probably be like, mm, Sexy Red. Ooh, baby, I've been working hard. My coochie stank, period. And then retweeted herself, this motherfucker stank right now. Thank the Lord. That's like you. That's why I said she'd be perfect for you. Praise God. Oh, yeah, I love it. Oh, man, I wanted to take her to a UFC fight, but she got pregnant. You think she would fuck with UFC, though? You think she got pregnant just to get out of the fight?

37:10No, huh? What do you mean? Going into a UFC fight with you? Yeah, to like, no. Did you ask her or you were saying? Yeah, I said I would like to take her, and she said she would go. And then she's like, I'm pregnant. I don't think she would get pregnant to get out of a date. That's pretty. Yeah. That's nine months of. Unless she really didn't want to go on it, bro. Yeah. I mean, but still, I mean, that's pretty absurd, man. That's not really. That's heartbreaking. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She's cute, huh? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like this. That's what I said. I feel like that would be your type if you dated black girls.

37:51I'm willing to date a nice black girl. Yeah, yeah. What is, I mean. A black girl that's nice. Okay. I mean, what is your description of nice? Oh, yeah. It could be anybody. I think somebody that, I don't think they smoke cigarettes. So that's not it. It's more of like vape shit now. I don't think. Yeah, maybe. I think it might be okay if she vapes. as long as she's not vaping at night or whatever. But, yeah, I think so. I saw a girl at the airport the other day that was really... She was bad, huh? Yeah. Goddamn, I wanted to fucking ride through that little machine for her. The TSA. Goddamn, boy.

38:31I'll lay on my back and ride through that bitch for her. Goddamn, boy. I'll fucking do that. I'll swim upstream in that bitch, you know what I'm saying, for her. With the back. She would be a problem. I'll be rolling over every Samsonite in that bitch to get back to my girl, bro. What does she look like? Just tall, kind of. Yeah. Had some booty on her, bro. Yeah, I knew that. I knew that. And some of the titty went into the booty. I was like, damn, this is a whole. I'm trying to imagine that. It was just a. God damn. Like Coke bottle shape. I mean, she looked like the letter S, bro. Yeah, yeah.

39:12And she was really pretty eyes, nice, soft-spoken, looked at me twice. One time I hung around for a long time for the second look. But it still counts. It's getting weird at that point. It still counts, but yeah, it was a little weird. It's getting weird. And I waved and I walked off, bro, and the wave was what fucking fucked me up. What type of fucking guy waves? See, that's going to turn black women off. I know. You don't do that shit. You got to be a little bit gangster. You got to be straight up. They want straight forward, especially coming from you. You know what I'm saying? One of our white brothers in the community.

39:50I think more black women want you to be, you got to be more assertive. Not too much because you know how y 'all get. But. Yeah, yeah. None of that. Dude, y 'all got to meet her. None of that turn back the clock shit. We ain't doing none of that. I'm a modern day soldier, brother. You get what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Like, yeah. 100 % buddy None of that going back to the 1800s bullshit I'm saying like Be assertive as if like 2012 and up bro Yeah 2012 and up assertive right Just being straight up and forward Say hey I think you look lovely I would like to see you sometime Not lovely see lovely is too much Like damn you fine as hell Damn girl you look fine as hell with all this luggage Nah see luggage See they don't want you to See at that point they feel like you just want to fuck you fine as hell I like the way you look you are beautiful beautiful but maybe if you say it twice it'll make you feel like they want to fuck too so just say it once you're fine as hell, you are beautiful and I would like to see you soon that works but you gotta be, you gotta give them a little they wanna feel their oomph you know what I'm saying nah nah nah nah I'm a colonel of this motherfucker Y 'all left a big bank.

41:10You get what I'm saying? You got the big bank. And then I'll play that on my phone. Yeah, no, you don't play it. You just bring that energy, you know what I'm saying? They kind of want a white boy that's going to stand on this. Lately I've had the strangest feeling. Put some shit like that on there. Nah, nah. Some Tevin Campbell. Can we talk? See, they like that, though. Because, see, if you got rhythm, you know what I'm saying? I want to know your name. That's going to be it. I'm going to leave that in my bag and I'm going to play it. That works. And then it's going by. What, one of those book bag speakers?

41:46Yeah, I put it in my bag at the TSA. Last night I saw you standing and I started pretending that I knew you. You knew me too. Yeah, baby. Yeah, come on, man. Hey, you know some brother shit, man. That's all I got. Okay, okay. Hell yeah, man. We got to exchange cultures, man. I like a lot of country, so. You do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Morgan Wallen, big on him right now. Yeah, he's great with Lil Durk. They made a couple songs. They made a new, him and Drake made a video, too. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was hoping they would make music, though, together. I know. They probably did. It's just not released, son.

42:29They might have. I haven't heard anything about it. Luke Holmes, too. Luke is great, bro. Luke is insane. Beyonce's got a new country album. That's really why I wore this shirt. It was influenced by Luke. Really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he does wear that. Luke Holmes always wears it. Yeah, I just thought I'd throw it on. Luke is a classy dude, bro. He's one of a kind, man. Yeah, man. Drew, you got a new show, man. Yeah. Look, I've watched both episodes. Yes, yeah. Yep. And it is, bro, it's a lot. Could have been a house. It could have been a house. It's a wild, bro. Yeah, wild, man. We got some characters on there.

43:01Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we got some. Yeah, we'll show you some of it. Yeah, there's one of them. Oh, there you go right there, baby. That's Lil' Rich. Oh, he kind of, he looks like Sidney Poitier a little. That's Lil' Rich. Yeah, Lil' Rich. And he a Lil' Baby. I keep calling him for a talk. Yeah, he's just an infant. He's just an infant. Bro, he look like he about 195 months. Yeah, all solid at the top, though. It's just top. When you pick him up, it's like a, it's like all. It's all in one place, you know what I'm saying? All the weights in one area. Bro, he'll change his own diaper too, bro. He that kind of baby, you know?

43:40Oh, yeah. He's swole too. Oh, he look like five cents. Oh, man. Damn, bro. He look like that. He ready to get it done, bro. And he's bow-legged too, so he's quick. Yeah, he's quick. Oh, yeah. He got that fucking in and out, bro. He's got good stature. He'll run a fucking curl right on anybody. Yeah. Well, I saw him kind of humping the furniture. He got that shih tzu in him, you know? Yeah, he got into a fight, too. I gave him a whooping the first night. We didn't show that, but I gave him a spanking. Yeah, he had to get a spanking. And then, yeah. He just needed some discipline. He's just an infant, though.

44:17So that's why I'm not even ready, you know. Yeah, he's still growing. Yeah. Damn, what grade is he in? He's premature. Oh, damn, he's premature. Yeah, he's premature, man. He's a little ahead of his time. So I think he might be second grade now. Oh, damn. Yeah, yeah. But that's why he's getting the facial hair. Yeah, yeah, it comes in hot. Look, you can fight. Ugliest rapper alive. Bro, y 'all couldn't think of a better name for Ugly? We didn't come up with it. He wanted to be called Ugliest Rapper Alive. I didn't come up with his name. He came on the show, and I was like, what's your name? He said, they call me Ugly, but you can call me Ugly Rapper Alive.

44:56Oh, wow. I said, okay. See? Wow, bro. Yeah, man. He got that Le 'Veon Bell in his mouth. That thing's holding out for a contract, huh? Yeah, yeah. We're thinking about getting him veneers. Oh, are you really? Yeah, yeah, we're thinking about it. Dude, look, I'll go half on him if you get him. Deal. It's important, man, somebody having a smile. Yeah, man. If he wants it. If he wants it. That's if he wants it. Because he told me he naturally enjoys everything about his life right now. Like, he's having a great time. He's loving the fan love. You know, so. It seemed like he took a sip off the hose and just never stopped.

45:35You know what I'm talking about? He caught a dose of water that just. That blew him away. That's still fucking, still going down his throat, bro.

45:47You think he swallowed the teeth is what you're saying? I don't know what happened to him. I bet he got them teeth in his pocket. He don't seem like a dude that lets shit go real easy. but he one of a kind. He one of a kind, dude. Pull up another character. Yeah, this is my Asian artist right here, TMS. TMS, and what the fuck? He showed up with a fucking DoorDash. Too much swag. Oh, too much swag? Too much swag, yeah. And he brought his own DoorDash, bro. That's a motherfucker. That's a wildest shit. Yeah, yeah. Damn, right? He from Queens, New York, bro. From Queens, New York. He's really like, all jokes aside, he really was in the streets, though.

46:27Really? Yeah, he was embedded. Wow. Yeah, yeah. He probably got 30 wings all flats in there. Yeah, some of the characters, it's fascinating to watch them. Yeah, man. There's my boy right there, bro. He's from the trailer parts. He's out of New Orleans right there. Yeah, from the real side. For sure, bro. He's from the real side, man. Bro, he was on the episode when I did the call into your show, remember? Really? Yeah. Starsy Rex, baby, remember? When I called into your show on the Could Have Been Live. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and he's the one. He be saying the N-word all the time. Gang, bro. Not gang.

46:59Oh, yeah, that's horrible. Nah, that's horrible, man. That's horrible, bro. Nah, he's from, y 'all from the same area. I like brothers, man. Yeah, Starsy Rex, man. He one of a kind, dude. I like. He look definitely, he seemed like his platelets might be a little low. He look like a palm reader at a Popeye's chicken. I think he believes he's black, though, which is why he speaks how he speaks. Oh, yeah. He says it all the time. We don't encourage him to, but he, you know, you can't stop somebody that believes they're black. Oh, and I don't think he should, man. Well, I think we should. Really? Some people, it's like, but if that's all they ever know, no.

47:39Because sometimes God puts you in the wrong suit, you know? You're right. You're right. And you could be in the wrong predicament in the right body. Yeah. I get it. I think sometimes, not all the time. Not all the time. I'm not saying that everybody should. So not everybody can, like, that is white. Like, be a culture vulture. I'm not saying that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think that, like, people should, you know, Starzy Rex, he's, I mean, he look like he's in Houston Buyers Club, dog. He look like he fucking, he been through some wild times, bro. He been through some shit, yeah. But he been through some shit.

48:11Because I think that's the biggest connector piece sometimes. Well, it's still not an exception to say the word, right? Oh, no, that's true. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not saying that. I mean, an exception to... Good guy, though. Right. That's a connector piece, I think, sometimes between cultures is if somebody's been through something. But he does believe he's black, which is like, it's cool. But, you know. He may be... Like albino? Or just color... He may be... What's that called when you can't see what color you are or whatever? Colorblind. Colorblind. Yeah. Or either that or he's albino. I don't know.

48:47He could be albino, dude. Every now and then they got them. Yeah, they can say the N word. Clearly, they can say the word. You know what I'm saying? It might not look like they're albino. You should start telling people, whenever you slip up, just start telling people, hey, dude, I'm albino, man. Look at him. That's what I'm saying. He's the same skin complexion as you. He's the same skin complexion as you, man. You could go for albino. You just got to go blonde. Bro, that's Macklemore, dog. What y 'all are you talking about, man? Can they say it? Can they say it? Look, bro, that dude, I think, can say whatever he wants, bro.

49:25Whatever the fuck he wants, yeah. That is damn. And who is this other guy? Yeah, that's one of the big ones. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's Marvin Jones, bro. Yeah. Yeah. He's black, though. These are black men. And he's undercover, though. He's a narc. I mean, I don't want to say a narc or whatever, but that was kind of popping back then, though, you know? To be like, what? what um yeah i think there was an albano time you know uh i do agree i'm christian mccaffrey pro running back and abercrombie is an official fashion partner of the nfl i'm not kidding when i say nfl by abercrombie broke the internet last year and i think this season's lineup is even cooler and so does my wife who keeps stealing all my hoodies stay fit for the season and Abercrombie's newest arrivals.

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54:39Hems In the day Bring up I've never seen like an albino funeral Or like an albino wedding or nothing I feel like. When you really think about it, I have never fully seen anything, like a celebration of an albino. I've never seen a birthday or nothing. Truthfully speaking, I've never seen it. Yeah, me neither. And that should be a bigger thing because it's so rare. It's almost like, remember when the white tiger comes to the zoo or whatever? Yeah. And everybody's excited? Yeah. And they send out all the pamphlets? It's like the same shit, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it should be like Richie's fucking 11.

55:16Mm-hmm. I agree. Wow. Yeah. Because you really are one of God's most majestic creatures. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not too many of them. An albino is something you would probably see in Australia then. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's very, they have a lot of very rare animals over there. Yeah. But albino is classified as black, right? That's a good question. Can we look that up? I want to make sure because. A person or animal having a congenital absence of pigment in the skin and hair. The hair, which are white, and the eyes, which are usually pink. Okay. Anybody can be albino. Anybody can be albino. Wow. So they probably can't say the word.

55:56They should be able to apply online. That's black. Or to at least say the word. Or other. Because imagine you're an albino. You've been through the trenches. You can't even fucking. You can't say it. Yeah. No, I get it. Damn. Yeah, but they have a lot of. they used to have more like white guys that wanted to be black, I feel like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like when I was growing up. Let's see, around like the 2004, 2006. Oh, yeah. I think what, look that up, and we don't have to say the word, but look it up early blanks. Oh, here we go. What? You got Beastie Boys, yeah. Yeah, Beastie Boys was definitely that.

56:39Rappaport. Yeah. Oh, 101 Dalmatians. How does that count, bro? How does that count? Oh, definitely the professor from M1. Well, 101 Dalmatians, them bitches are fucking mixed, bro. That's what they mean by albino, yeah. Michael Jackson. Yeah. Who else? Alex Trebek. Yeah. I don't know who that is. That's fair. Because sometimes he starts everything with like, what is... There was Civil War Wiggers. Huh? Civil War Wiggers. I don't know who else. oh yeah there you go abraham lincoln for sure yeah oh lester holt Def I didn't know he He's kind of a blonky kind of. Yeah, he just might be tan. And Lilo from Lilo and Stitch, definitely.

57:29She was definitely Hawaiian. I was Hawaiian. Bro, who knows? It's just facts on Google, right? I don't know. Well, look, Google does what it does, man. But Alex Trevek for sure, man. Because he'd always be like, what is, who is? Yeah, yeah. You know, where is? On Jeopardy, you're saying? Yeah, he would always kind of start shit. It was like you didn't really know what he was talking about, man. I guess I never watched Jeopardy, so I don't know too much about it. Jeopardy's fire, dude. If you're with a lady. Yeah. Sit down, boy, watch Jeopardy. And you get a couple right. You watch it earlier in the day, too.

58:08Yeah, yeah. And then you invite a girl over. Let's watch it. He's smart as hell. Get three right, boy. Get three right, grill her up a little pork chop or something. A little cup of candy, yeah. Hey, but. But pull back up. Do you all have another person from our show? Alex Trebek. They thought he was black early on. Holy shit. It's getting worse, man. This is getting worse. The dig of this is getting bad. Did we bring in cultures together? Alex Trebek, maybe? That might just be white makeup, though. Yeah, that's true, too. Who knows what they did to him. Yeah. But Lester Holt definitely. Oh, there you go right there.

58:47That's our gay crip rapper. Oh, wow. Yeah. And Crip Mac was on there. Yeah, Crip Mac was on. They actually, he fought. Crip Mac and the gay Crip rapper actually fought because in Crips, Crip Mac is an infant loke general. Uh-huh. So I don't know how that works. You know, they got like the infant, then they got the, what you call it? It's like Papa Bear loke. It's like an older Lope than Infant Lope General But they fought because of Crip reasons, I don't know I don't get too I don't get too deeply involved in the Crip culture Yeah, they Crip'd up Yeah Wow And so Crip, man But he went to jail, did you guys film this before?

59:40Yeah, we filmed this right before he went to jail Yeah, he went to jail And we got a free Crip, man Yeah, yeah. There's no way he did it. What's he up for? That's a good question. I have no clue. I think it was felony gun charges. Felony gun charges, yeah. What? You don't think he... You're saying there's no way he did that? I think it's 50-50. Yeah. Maybe 60-40. Yeah. Yeah, he probably did it. Yeah, he definitely did it. Damn, bro. He did it. Oh, bro.

1:00:16Yeah, good luck, buddy. Yeah, you know. Hey, we love you, bro. That's my boy, man. You know, we hope to free that guy, though. Somebody got it. With the budget that we got for him, yeah. Amen. And what about the show? How does it evolve? What can we look forward to seeing on the show, man? Oh, man, it evolves. Because I saw them battle rapping on the tennis courts. Yeah, man. I saw him getting the – they got his emergency bracelet off. We brought real talent in to help these guys out, too. Really? Chris Brown, Snoop Dogg. We had a vocal coach that came in and helped them. Really? Yeah, man. All this stuff.

1:00:52Hey, we really, we really, this is about musical and keep it about music. And majority of it is about signing them to deals they can't get out of. So it's like a snooze you lose situation, right? Yeah. And you learn from your mistakes. So it's almost teaching them through hard learning. they're signed up for the rest of their life and not receiving anything from it. So it's kind of like they're going to eventually learn that that was a bad situation. But it's good teaching. Good teaching comes from like hard. That's how you learn. Yeah, you know. Welcome to Hollywood, man. That's how it is. Welcome to fucking.

1:01:27Welcome to. Let me give you a better word. Welcome to big business, baby. That's how it is, man. Yeah, man. Yeah, you got to learn the dirty ins and outs of Hollywood, baby. You got to make enough money to be gay, baby, if you want to. No, no, we actually didn't. Just to clear that up, we did not do anything to them. No, I'm not saying y 'all did anything with them, but I'm saying, because look, I could see what they're saying because I could see how some people get enough money where they're thinking I'm going to be, I could be gay if I want. No, actually, we didn't. He's just the gay crip rapper.

1:01:59We didn't do anything gay. There's nothing gay on the show. Yeah. No, there's nothing gay. Nothing against them. I just, we didn't indulge in anything gay. Yeah. On the show. Did being gay help him in any instances? I do think being gay helped his career. Yeah. For sure. Because it helped him be seen and be heard more. That's a good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It helped him be seen and heard more. Because there's a lot of crip rappers. There's not too many openly gay crip rappers, right? Yeah. So, yeah. I had to pick him up, man. He was hard to find. Was he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went through a whole bunch of shit trying to reach out.

1:02:37The Crips hide a lot of them probably. I wonder if they. Yeah, they might. They might. I don't know. You wonder if they what? Hide the gay community or they push it out forward, you know? That's a good question. I think gangs are evolving more. I did read something about eight months ago that gangs are involved, evolving more to invite more LGBTQ friendly patrons. I actually don't think you read that at all. Really? I don't think that it was. Was that out there? You might be right. Did you read that? I did read that, I think. You think? I'm not sure. But I think I could have. Look it up. But I say this, bro.

1:03:17Diddy might be gay, bro. That's the craziest thing, bro. Why do you keep revisiting this? Because everybody keeps talking about it, man. Yeah, nah, this is true. It's a gay witch hunt right now going on. How you gonna say you never seen a weiner, but you know the shape of a man's balls, Joe Rogan. that's what I'm talking about bro Cat is the oracle they need to rub on Cat's back and get three more fucking three more prophetizes out of him bro cause he got the magic you need to bring Cat on here for real I'd love to man I would love to I think y 'all might get into a battle rap on here yeah it could be interesting what um yeah how does this show can you give us any pointers about the show like what does it look like down the line I can't give him too much Cause you know I kinda want everybody To continue to tune in And not really know What to expect If you feel what I'm saying Like it's honestly Yeah Every episode You couldn't even You couldn't guess What's gonna happen next And I think that's what Is keeping the viewers So entertained Cause they don't know What the fuck Is to come of None of that shit At any moment Like I didn't know That Crip Mac Was gonna go on there Trying to check everybody Right But when he came, he was like, yeah, Anthony Locke General, I'm here to crush it.

1:04:38I'm here to figure shit out. And I'm thinking he's, I said, yeah, talk to the kids, man. Talk to them. He was trying to give them the beats and beat the shit out of them. So, you know, neither here nor there, but we handled it. We handled it, though. We didn't let it get too out of hand. Yeah, y 'all were on top of it a lot, it seemed like. We had security everywhere. Yeah. Everywhere, yeah. Well, I noticed even, what's his name, snitched before the fight. Oh, yeah. Ugliest rapper alive. Yeah. You got to respect that, man. I respect a guy who snitches but also will still go fight. Yeah. But snitch first.

1:05:17And he told me, he said, I went and got them beforehand, before it went down, so they could stop it. Which is smart. When you think about it, it's a smart thing to do. We had to blur it. We had to blur it for a YouTube purpose. Bro, this is like Mike Tyson's punch out. What the fuck y 'all playing over there? It's like an 80s visual right there. Every other scene in this bitch, y 'all got a blur, bro. And when the two ladies went after. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They was beefing, bro. And this lady right here, Cruella DeVille out there, because she's trying to breastfeed that little guy, that little McNugget over there.

1:05:53What's his name? Lil' Rich. Lil' Rich, yeah. The little McNugget. The McNugget is crazy. Little Milk Dud Carter. She over there trying to breastfeed him, bro.

1:06:10Look at him. Look at him, man. Oh, no. Look, dude. It's some real shit. Now, she came in with some bars. I liked her shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's very talented. She actually was really good. This is my boy right here. He was the mole on the show. That's actually one of my real homies from back at home. Is it really? Yeah, he's a brother. He's from Gwinnett County. Oh, gang, baby. Good to see he's still alive. Yeah, he's one of the homies. But we brought him on the show to do, like. Is that Martin Lawrence right there? No, that's one of the studs. No, right here. Oh, no. That's Nav Green. Oh, gang.

1:06:43Yeah, he's a comedian. He's a big comedian out in Atlanta. Oh, nice, man. Yeah. He's with 85 South Show. He is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, N-A-V-V. Yeah, N-A-V-V. I don't even talk about now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nav Green. I don't even talk about now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Now, these two people was going at it, bro. Yeah. She could fight. Really? Yeah. That's why we gave her. See? What, he got a little gram on him? Yeah. And then that's the other one. And were they allowed to use drugs on premises? That's a good question. I think it might have got through our TSA system. It might have. They weren't supposed to.

1:07:19We did a shakedown. If you watched the first episode, we did a shakedown where nobody was supposed to. but I do think some paraphernalia got snuck in. Yeah, I did see you guys. And we didn't encourage it at all. We didn't want nothing to happen. But I do think, I think your boy from Louisiana. Oh, Stars East Rack? Stars East Rack, the white boy. Yeah. That said the N-word. He found some people. And he shouldn't have done it. And look, don't do it, man. I know you want to do it. But yeah, I've said it before. Write it down. Put it in a bottle. A lot of people will do that. I know this. They put it in a bottle?

1:07:53Write it down, put it into like a bottle, throw it out in the water. What does that do for you, though? It's just like messaging a bottle. It just gets it out of your system. Yeah, just get the N-word out. But you want it to get out to the world, but without it being known or seen. Well, just let the Lord do what he wants with it then. If you throw it out in the water, that's on you. Look at that. Imagine you roll up on one of them on the beach. Let the Lord do as he pleases with it, right? Yeah. If it gets to one of the sharks or a whale out there, that's what it is. But imagine it gets to China and some dude opens it up and he's like, yeah.

1:08:23And he starts saying it. Like, ah. Ah, yeah. Ah, yeah. You're going to hell, man. That shit's messed up. You're going to hell. Oh, yeah. You're going to bring my fucking artist up now? Bro, we got to fucking. Y 'all should bring, matter of fact, you should bring the list of contestants in here and do just quick interviews. Even if it's like fucking quick five minutes, just questionnaires. With each one? Yeah, with each one. It'd be like a five-minute thing. We'd just bring them all in and just do chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, and just bring them all in. Long-time swag. I would do it.

1:08:58Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I would do it on, yeah, I could do that next week. No, too much swag. Too much swag. Yeah. Too much swag. Just bring them all in and just ask them, like, how they feel about, like, you know. Five minutes, what's going on. Yeah, man. Why not? You know, I think they deserve to have a voice, right? Oh, 100%. I agree, man. Even if they didn't win the competition, you know. Yeah, people, yeah, I want to know what's going on. I would love to do it, man. We could even do that next week. Yeah. What else do we want to talk about? Oh, I did see an article. Pornhub got canceled. Where was it?

1:09:28Yeah, I tried to go on there yesterday. You did? I tried to go on there yesterday, yesterday night. And yeah, I couldn't, man. And I'm like. Were you kind of happy you couldn't? In a way, because I had to use imagination at that point. Yeah. And it's like going back to when you were in middle school. You know what I'm saying? Takes you back. It took me back. It took me back. But Pornhub is down, man. And yeah, suspend site in Texas due to state state age verification. Legal experts say a Fifth Circuit decision to uphold part of a Texas law regulating adult entertainment websites conflicts with U.S.

1:10:00Supreme Court precedent regarding minors. Do you ever use imagination? Yeah, I use it a lot more these days, and I'm glad. I think that they should do more of this, bro, because there needs to be – you shouldn't be able to sit in a class if you're 13 or 10. And watch it. I just don't think it's good, bro. I think you should be able to use imagination or bike across town and have to get a little magazine from your boy or whatever. We used to have to go get on the edge of the roof and move that direct TV thing and try to get a signal to the porn channel. Yeah, catching some titties off of Mars or something.

1:10:39We was catching some shit. What the fuck? What? We would have gotten some fucking shit from Romania, bro. If you station that thing, right? So what would y 'all do? So the magazines, I do remember the magazines. My mom used to get these. That was my first time whacking off was the Jet magazines. It was like the ebony for like black woman likes to get Jet. But in the middle of the magazine, there's like a swimsuit. Yeah. Pictionary. So was men in it? No, no, there's no men. Okay. Nah, it was like all like black ebony. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Black ebony, like busty models. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:11:20I'm sure you know. What's your like porn search? My porn search is a... Like go-to of all time. Like majority of the time, you know. Like you just know. I'll look up usually something just like enjoyable p***y, something like that or something general. That's a general. That's so general. Yeah. That's just like anything could be enjoyable pussy. Yeah. Right, but I think. So, oh, it gives you an option. Right. It could be any race, any. Right, so then I'm not stuck into 1K, you know. It's like, oh. But, yeah, I've definitely. But I think, yeah, if you can't have that and now, because then I think what happens is now you might start thinking instead of just jerking off, you're going to look at the, your brain will start being like, oh, I'm attracted to a girl.

1:12:07Because a lot of times you might be attractive, you just jerk off, and then next thing you forget to talk to her and now you don't have a valentine. The thing, the move back in the day was just using the yearbook too. Oh yeah. Yeah, those the yearbook days, oh man. Oh bro, it'd be like one little picture. It looked like somebody had some breasts. It could be a flare in the photo. You'd be like, god damn Tiffany got them. Tiffany got them fudge rounds baby. But see, there was no options back in the day. So it was like, man, you had to. But yeah, to be sitting in class you can look at. I think it's...

1:12:40So I like it. Is that... So that's why they took it away? Yeah. Well, I think they don't want people having it. They don't want children to be able to access it if they're under 18. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, you know, they just put the button where you'd be like, are you over 18? You just click that shit every time. Oh, that's all you got to do? Yeah, you just click. I think you had to send an ID in or something. No, no, no, no, no. You just click, okay, yes, I'm over 18. Pornhub, one of the most visited websites in the world, sued Attorney General Ken Paxton last year to block enforcement of a 2023 state law that requires websites that host pornography to institute age verification measures and display health warnings on his pages.

1:13:12I can't believe people would fight against this. What sick motherfucker is saying, you know what, this 11-year-old needs to be able to look at this, bro. It's crazy, bro. We got to get back to having some. I think it's better for people, bro. Yeah. And it's better if you're a father, you know your kid, you know, I think it's like you can only do so much as a parent. Yeah. So you got any children on the way, Britt? Nah, man, I hope not Shit Any love going on? I wrap it up, man Yeah, nah You know, there's always potentials, man You know? There's always, like, you know The one you feel like you find But then it's It feels like it's always something that directs you the other direction Where you're like, fuck, man I wish you wouldn't have done that Like, it's just that one thing, you know?

1:13:58And it fucks me up, man Because it's hard to find love when you're out here Black and successful and rich and popular, famous. Really? It's tough, huh? Yeah, it's tough for a brother, man. Damn, still? It might be easy for y 'all. Yeah, no, I'm saying tough for love. Tough for love. Anybody can get some pussy. Yeah. Yeah, it's just love, man. It's a hard one to find. You know, there's one right now that I was like. All right. Yeah, there's one. Can we talk for a minute? Yeah. Hell, I want to know your name. Yeah, let's go, boy. You feel me? Yeah. I actually brought Roll Tide Willie here. You brought Roll Tide Willie here?

1:14:44I brought Roll Tide Willie here. From the internet? And we also, we have, yes, yes. Dude, my buddy's dad was in the military with him. I swear. Yeah, my buddy's dad was in the military with him. With Roll Tide Willie? Yeah. Yeah, Roll Tide. Yeah, Roll Tide. You Roll Tide. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That beer's good. No jokes to some. My friend's dad was in the military with him. How the fuck do you know this? He lives in Alabama. Yeah, my friend's dad is from Alabama. Oh, shit. And they were in the military together. That's fucking crazy. Yeah, I want to bring him in here. Let's bring him in, man.

1:15:20Yeah, let's do it. R.T. Dub, baby gang, bro. Roll Tide! Hey! Yeah! We rolling, Zach? Roll Tide, baby. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Yeah, man. Brought the legend, man. You know. There he is, Willie. You flew in. How was that flight, bro? Oh, that flight was all right, but it was a long one. I didn't think I was going to ever get here. Yep. Hey, man, man. Say, be about 30 minutes. It seemed like we rode for another hour and a half. Yeah. Have you flown before, Willie? I flew in a little small jet before, not no big one. What the hell are you doing on a small jet? I worked with a man, and he had a little small data.

1:16:02Now, you were in the military. Willie, I think you were in the military with my friend's dad. Yeah, he said you went to the military with his dad at one point. Were you in the military? I got to translate to him. It's a certain way. He don't really. Yeah, he was in the military with my friend's dad. So he's saying, you know how you were down there at Roll Tide. Yeah. And, you know, out in Tuscaloosa. Right. You were a Bama boy. In the past, you went and you did stuff in the Army. Right. Yeah, he got a buddy that did stuff in the Army with you. Right. What branch was he in? What branch of the Army?

1:16:38He was in the... Oh, you remember him? Yeah, 34th Division. 34th Division. Yeah, no. You guys were in the 34th Air Force? Yeah. You know the guy he's talking about. Just be real. Do you know this guy he's talking about? I know some of them. I think I know him. But you were in the military. Do you know how many people were in the military, though? A lot of people was in the military. You remember his buddy's dad. Yeah. Fuck it. All right. Yeah, I'm trying to think if we can bring him up. It's the guy right here.

1:17:20Yes. You remember him? Yes, I remember seeing him. Yeah. We hung out a little bit. What did y 'all do in the Army? Don't whatever the hell they told us to do. Yeah, yeah. That's what you're supposed to do. So that's him right there. Oh, he got ripped since y 'all got out there. No, that's current. Oh, it is? They're the same age, yeah. Yeah. Wow. That joker is a horse. Yeah. That's unbelievable, man. And what, were you guys in the Army? Yeah, I told you, like the 34. 34 platoon. Wow. And are you Sagittarius? What are you? I'm a whatever. Yeah, Sagittarius. He don't give a piss about nothing but the tide.

1:18:06I don't give a piss about nothing but the tide. Not the tide. Well, you got to care about Zody, right? No, he don't care about shit. No, I don't care about nothing but the tide. Nothing but the fucking tide. I can tell Willie somebody died just now, and he don't give a piss about nothing but the tide. Bro, it's a Zodiac. Bro, we wouldn't even be here if it weren't for it. Yeah. Yeah, but see. Okay, look, they brought you what you needed. But the Tide is the greatest football team there is in the world. I agree with you. I agree with you. Now, I'm going to name off a couple other teams. You tell me if they're good or not.

1:18:43All right? All right. Oregon Ducks. Sucks. Okay. TCU Horned Frogs. They suck. UGA Bulldogs. They suck, too. All the Bulldogs are good. Yeah. Okay. What about this? The Toronto Maple Leafs. Shit, I ain't never heard of them. They suck, then. Yeah, they suck. They suck, too. And then one more. Let me think. Oh, I know about this. What about the Tulane Green Wave? Oh, they so suck. Oh, damn. And the buzzards show enough to suck. That's what we call the Auburn buzzards. Oh, the Auburn? Yeah. The buzzards? Yeah, the Tigers. Now, what about them Ole Miss Rebels, Willie? Ole Miss Rebels? Nah, I ain't got no use for them neither.

1:19:38Praise God. And them South Carolina Cocks, what about them? I ain't got no use for them neither. All right. And my second favorite team after the tie is the Georgia Bulldogs. I'm going to have one of those with you. Can you grab me one? Yeah. We might have all. Have one, man. You haven't had one in two years. Hey, I ain't drank none of that. This is Roll Tide Willie, man. You can smell it. Let me smell one. Go ahead and get that. I ain't took that and drank that. No, I think I'll get a new one, Willie. I ain't took it. I'll take it. I'll get a new one. And do you remember? I don't blame you on that.

1:20:10Because you'll never know what happened. Willie, let me tell you. I want to find out a little bit about when you were a child. Did you ever have Halloween? Did you guys dress up for Halloween? Yeah, we wore Halloween masks and stuff like that. Sometimes we put a brown paper bag over our head and paint it up and cut eyes and all that in. Why did you guys do that, though? What is the reason? Because we were so poor and couldn't fold nothing else. Yeah. And would y 'all go trick-or-treating or what? Trick-or-treating and, you know, get us a little candy and all that. Yeah. Were black people trick-or-treating around that time?

1:20:47Yeah. When I lived down there in Charlotte, we had a lot of black friends. How was that for you? Best friends I had. Why? Because they was always there for me. And I was there for them. I told you, Bill. I said, a brother's never going to expire. Black don't crack. I used to get in a fight and go over here and be wanting to fight. He was black, you know. but he'll come over there, he'll tell the other black boy, you ain't messing with him, man. Yeah, yeah. He said, if you go find him, I'm going to whoop you. Yeah, you see the way they talk. They say, the black boy, that black boy. That's from back in the day.

1:21:29Yeah, it's old stuff. That's just what he knows, though. Yeah. What's the blackest somebody can be? What's the blackest somebody can be, Drewski? Oh, in my terms. Is there the blackest guy? Do you guys know him? Well, my homies. Yeah. What the fuck is that? That's probably the blackest guy he knows right there. He's got dreads. Anybody with dreads around Uzi Vot? Right, right. See that? That is my man right there. Who is that? That is Hollywood, Ryan Williams. Amen. Yeah. We call him Hollywood. Yeah. Gang, he's a nice guy. Oh, man, he's number one wide receiver for Alabama. Yeah. Let's go, yeah.

1:22:10By nothing but the size. Blitz, Bama, Blitz, baby. And now what about your first girlfriend ever, Willie? Who was it? I don't think Willie's memory. I don't remember no first girlfriend. What about the most recent one currently? What was your last wife, girlfriend that you recently? I ain't had no wife. I ain't had a girlfriend in 20 years. But wouldn't you want some love? I'd like to be married. Oh, yeah, I'd love to have some love, but there ain't nothing around where I live. What is the women like around there? They all either mad or... They don't like drugs. Yeah. You don't like no drugs. I don't like no drugs.

1:22:50I don't do drugs. You ever been off... Fet? Ever fentanyl? Fetanyl. Uh-uh. I ain't never food with no drugs. This is my only drug, melalite. Amen. And I think you're not a Sagittarius. It doesn't matter, you said. Well, I was born in December, so I reckon I'm a Sagittarius. I reckon that's right. Yeah, you are. Yeah, yeah. Damn, brother. They got a lot of Sagittarius. Dude, I thought I, you know, surprised you for your birthday. I thought it was his birthday. I didn't know. Well, well, I didn't know that. I knew he told me. Bro, he think we all got the same birthday. I assumed it was yours, Willie.

1:23:30You know, it's a country. Now, Willie, what would it take to get you to cheer for another team? That is a question I would like to know, man. What amount of money would it take? Couldn't take no money. I'm a dieharder Tide fan. What amount of pussy would it take for you? No pussy or nothing. I'm a dieharder Tide fan. Now, what if a woman came, and I'm talking a lady came over from Texas A &M. I'm talking a lady rides up in a Corvette, Willie. What the tits look like? With some of that fucking, that real, that real. She got some titties, look like two angry dogs trying to chew on your cock. And tell me this, she got that cooter on her, that Aggie.

1:24:14Yeah, but I seen some of them at the airport. Yeah, baby. Oh, man, did some of them have one? God almighty. Praise God, baby. Had one that had a choker mule. Yeah, baby, that's what I'm talking about. Oh, shit. Now, would I have choked some of that? Not no, but hell yeah. He folded so it don't matter. It don't take too much to get you to switch. Damn, bro. It had nothing to do with money. It was just the Texas, the blonde Texas. Get you a little sip of that beer. How's that beer, Willie? That beer's good, but see, but ain't nothing going to make me leave the tide. Really? Nothing. Nothing. I respect that man.

1:25:01He's a man with good. Bruce will tell you, I'm a true tide man. Yeah. Now, how do you feel about. He'll die at time now. And how do you feel about Coach Saban leaving? Oh, man, I cried when he announced. Yeah. My step-cousin cried. I cried, and I still even choke up by even time I think about it. Have you talked to him since he quit? No, I ain't talked to him. I'm hoping to get to meet him and get to talk to him. You're going to convince him to go back, huh? Hell, yeah. I need my coach. Amen. But I think we're in good hands with the other coach. Yeah, you got to say that, though. Yeah, well, I got to support him.

1:25:40He's our coach. Of course. Yeah. And I'm going to support him 100%. Yeah. And we got to get him out. He's been a winner everywhere he's been. And we got to support him. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. We don't give up a hint about nothing but the Tide. Hey, look, if you don't respect Nick Saban, everybody respects Nick Saban. Everybody. Everybody respects the program. You have to respect it. That's the thing. There's not a part of me that ever has been unrespectful of the program, man. But let me think about this. Do you, would you ever go back into the military if there were a war? No, I'm too old. You're never too old.

1:26:17If they'll let me go. You probably could be a cook in the Army now. They move you down. I don't want to be no cook. I want to go out there with actioners. Hell yeah, baby. I want you on the front line, baby. Would you trust Willie on the front line? Hell yeah, baby. Yeah, I'll be out there. Bless you, baby. Dude, I'd fucking get I'd hire Willie before I get a damn ring camera Dude, are you kidding? God damn I might need to switch seats, man You're going to be fine, baby, he's just pulling up That's that Jesus spirit right there That's it, man Now, Willie, what religion were you guys raised, brother?

1:26:56We was Christian Okay, nah, that's what's up That's what's up You know I'm Catholic Well, there ain't nothing wrong with that, then. That's good. Yeah, yeah. I grew up Catholic. I grew up Catholic, man. That's a part of Christianity. Right. And, you know, as long as you believe in the right thing, that's all that counts. What'd you grow up? Me? Yeah. We was Seventh Baptist, I think. Seventh Baptist. Okay. What is the difference? I thought it was just Baptist. No, there's different layers of it, I think. Well, you know, you got different layers. You got the, what do they call them? Somolians? Somolians?

1:27:35Yeah. No, I think that's a race. Muslims. Yeah. Yeah, Muslims. Oh, okay, yeah. Slims, we call them. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He got some new teeth, too. Did you? Yeah, show them. Yeah. God damn. Damn. Really, boy. Yeah. Bro, you got rid of that nickel defense he was carrying, huh? Yeah. Damn, boy. Look at him right there. No, he actually didn't have anything. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, it was nothing right there. Yeah. It was straight gums there. Straight gums there. And you feel different now, or how do you feel? Oh, I feel great. Oh, he's blessed. You, yeah. Yeah, I can gnaw through a cement brick now. Oh, hell yeah.

1:28:15Eat anything I want to eat. Let's go, baby. Even some coochie. Yeah, yeah. Wow. I can gnaw the hell. Willie. Willie giving a fade to some brother. Everything's possible. Wow, the world is your oyster. It's changing, man. Willie, what do you think the future is for the Tide this year with the new coach? What do you predict? I figure we're going to be in the playoffs. Amen. Yeah. I know we're going to lose some games, but we will make it in the playoffs. Yeah. And probably going to have a shot at the title. Yeah. Very fair. It got me again. Yeah, baby. That's free. Free, baby. It keeps coming. It's another blessing.

1:29:05I ain't going to put my tide down. We're going to be there. Y 'all been there every time, man. I'm going to be blind before I get out of here. Y 'all been there every time, Willie. Wow. Yeah, I'm good, man. Yeah, you're doing good. And what about children, Willie? Any children in the future for you? If I ain't find a woman. In the future. It's crazy. You give me water. One of them women I find over there, Dallas Tech's on that airplane. That Texas A &M. I'll take one of them. Pull up another one of the, what school would you say out there? Texas A &M girls? No, these girls are on the airplane from Texas.

1:29:48Oh, yeah. I thought it was, yeah. They got some beautiful women from there. Yeah, Texas. We got to find you a good woman out there, Willie. Oh, you need to find me. Oh, look at that. Would I take this? But you don't like LSU, though. I don't like LSU, but I like the girl. Yep. My God, boy. Hey, she's poor for LSU. And when I'm going with her, I'll say... Pull up some sisters for her. Pull up some sisters for her. Some black sisters. Type in ebony. Ebony hot chicks. Oh, there we go. Oh, man. We got some. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Now that's a sister. I know it's a sister, and she can be my wife. Hell yeah, that Cadbury, huh?

1:30:35He trying to get you a little bit of that Cadbury, ain't he? He wants some yams. Hey, we got some pretty ones around there where we live. Oh, yes, I'm talking about. Get you something with some side items, baby. Oh, man. Damn, boy, look at the hot. Damn, God, nobody. Oh, Lord, help me, Jesus. Oh, Lord. My God, boy. I'm about to remodel my pants. You know who that is. That's Nicki Minaj. Yeah, but she could be right over here laying with me tonight. Okay, I didn't know you like sisters, man. Yeah, man. I didn't know you like sisters. You know that shit. My God, boy. Good God Almighty. I might need to hire another tongue, baby.

1:31:23That's a fried chicken. My Lord. They can cook, too. Yeah, I need about four tons. I'm saying, boy, I'm going to get me some. Yeah, they can cook. Now, can't nobody cook like they can. Oh, man. Well, they is crazy. Well, it's true, though. Well, I'm just saying, if I'm going to be the guy to say it. We need you. What about some Asian women? You like your Asian women or no, Willie? You into Asian women? I go for all of them. That's what I'm talking about, man. That's what I'm talking about. It never ends, Willie. Hey, you don't curl them until you try them. That's it. That's it. We're having open casting, baby.

1:32:04Willie, anybody can try out, man. You running a combine. What's your favorite of all races with women? It don't matter. He just hit copy, paste, delete just now. He just fucking deleted everything. No, he don't mind. He don't care, baby. He don't care. I don't care. Fuck. Willie, what else, man? What else is new in your life right now? You got a new grill. You're flying across the country. You're doing big things, man. That's all that's going on. Yeah? And what about locally? Hold on. They got them a new house out there in Bama. Yeah. They had a fort. They had like a house on wheels. Oh, really?

1:32:46They moved. It was in the backyard. Yeah. Trailer. Yeah, it was like a... No, it wasn't really a trailer. It was a... Like a storey shit. Yeah, like a tool shed. Yeah, and we've been turning it into a house. Oh, nice. Congratulations, man. You staying in there already? No, we ain't got to do it yet because we've been so busy. A lot of new things going on for you, huh? Yeah, because we're constantly rolling, going here and there and here and there. Rolling like the tide, baby. Rolling like the tide. Wow. Well, it's a blessing, man. You ever seen Forrest Gump? He played for the tide. No, I didn't see Forrest Gump.

1:33:23You got to see it. Yeah, you got to see Forrest. How do you know that? I mean, I seen the movie. Yeah. Yeah, Forrest Gump. Yeah. Yeah, I seen it like five times. Oh, hell yeah. I knew you definitely. Yeah. Run, Forrest, run! Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. And he did. I say that, man. They can't stop Forrest, bro. And they can't stop him spitting, man. I'm moving out the seat. Can we switch seats? How you chilling, man? Can we switch seats? They can't stop Forrest, bro. That's them new TV just get breaking them in, bro. Chill, bro. Run, boss, run. And he run so fast, he broke them ankle, the braces he had on him.

1:34:02Yeah. He ran right out of polio, man, different times.

1:34:08Willie, God, I'd love to see Andruski's new house. Yeah. I think, Roll Tide Willie, we're going to have you in Could Have Been House season two. All right. Yeah. You do any music ever? Sing a song that you may know. I feel like that's like inspired by Bama, like back where you're at. I feel like because you were going to sing it when we were shooting the skit. We didn't get a chance to. Oh, that's Sweet Home Alabama. Yeah, let's hear Sweet Home Alabama because, you know, he got to be able to compete now. We can bring the words up if you want. Yeah. Yeah, you have to do that. You know, that's better that way.

1:34:40Yeah, right there. Sweet Home Alabama, Lord, I'm coming home to you. Yeah. And then where I know the skies are so blue. Yeah. Yeah, and then he go, roll, tide, roll. That's it, baby. All right, man. You got you? Yep, we going to end this one. All right, we might have to shut it down. Willie, we love you, man. I love you, man. Love you, too. Yes, sir. Thank y 'all for having me. Yes, sir. You're welcome. You're always welcome here, and I hope to see you in Nashville sometime. I want to come down to a U of A game and go over there with you. I'm going to do the rest of it. Hey, we'll love that. Yes, sir, Willie.

1:35:18All right. Yep, all right, man. We'll be good, baby. Crazy guy. Blitz by my blitz. Blitz by my blitz. Roll Tide! Roll Tide! Roll Tide! Don't give a piss of my day, but it's high. Thank you, Willie. Love you, Willie. Thank you, man. Yeah, we coming out. Man, that's so awesome, dude. Thank you, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that's so cool, man. Oh, a legend, man. Fucking Roll Tide, Willie. Nobody like him. Yeah. You can't really find too many people like that. One of a kind, bro. He's kind of like the white flavor Flav. That's a great description. You know? Yeah, he really is. You're not going to ever see anybody like that ever again.

1:36:02They don't make more than one of them, man. I appreciate you bringing them in. And Drew, thanks for coming through, man. Yes, man. You know I love coming on here, man. Yeah, we got to find something cool to shoot, man. Hey, man. Soon, soon. Game show, a movie, Cops and Robbers or something. Yeah, yeah. You know, the fans want it, though. But anytime we ever linked up, they love it, man. So it's like, yeah. Well, you're so funny, dude. I just feel, I really feel lucky to get to be in your world sometimes and all your boys. Definitely. They talk about how talented you are all the time, too. We all do, man.

1:36:32It's ridiculous. You're so fast on your feet. We don't know how to fuck. Your brain is like unlike anybody else, man. Well, thanks, bro. Thanks for coming through, dude. I owe you one. Yeah, cheers, baby. Nothing but the tide. Love you, brother. Roll tide! Ain't nothing but a tie!