E544 Matt McCusker

35:05And you're just like, it's like, he's a starling kind of, it kind of is. Yeah. You get to, it just, I think it's great for people. Yeah. And it's like, it just helps. Cause it's like, you don't want to hear it from the other person. You know what I mean? Like if like my wife's telling me something, I'm like, I don't want to hear the shit. If she tells him and then he tells me, I'm like, that is actually a fantastic point. Yeah. And I'm not trying to be a dick. It just works. it's got i mean people have to how do you bridge a topic say there's something you want to talk to your wife about how do you kind of do it dude so i've learned before i would just boil quietly and then like explode now what i do just like violent irish like the irish hello exactly exactly yeah exactly another fucking thing but what i do now i can freckles of flying across they're just bouncing off each other yeah the uh well the problem is it's like all right here i have a piece of information if i relate to this person they're going to have a big emotional reaction that's going to get me all upset so i'll just keep it to myself and so eventually what i learned to do is be like i got to tell you something then this is actually going this could potentially get you upset so like that way they're not caught off guard they're like that catches them and they're like all right they have time to prepare themselves yeah and then you hit them with the information rather than this being like yeah that really fucking bothered me like three days ago and that you know they're just like what the fuck is this so i you have to like for me it's like i have to preface the fact that i'm about to bring up something that could be potentially upsetting that's kind of a good way to do it dude it works so much it works so much because then they're not then they're also not thinking that you also wanted to catch me off guard so and that's two things you're doing yeah you're telling something that's going to upset them and then you're also surprising them exactly and with this you're like i don't know it shows you care to be like hey yeah i don't want to upset you but i have no other choice than to relay this information to you so prepare yourself now here's the information a thousand percent of the time or it works like a thousand percent better every time because it sucks yeah you gotta share stuff constantly back and forth that's just like not great and that's why i think it is long term it's good to be in long-term relationships i i think but it's like everyone's different that's the other thing yeah so could be fucking you know maybe some people might not be the thing so yes it's it's tough to figure out i mean i don't know anything the question then is like how much flack do you take like how much stress do you take before you're supposed to call it quits there's no real answer on that right like yeah where do they yeah how does that go yeah i'm watching some friends and stuff go through divorces and it's really challenging but then i'm also watching friends stay together who are trying to just battle it and figure it out because that's what they want the story of their life to be you know i think that can be terrible too because that can get to the place where you just i've been in houses where it's like the parents fucking hate each other they don't talk to each other that's could be even worse honestly yeah dude we had to do it on our street when i was growing up he tried to burn his family down like three fucking times and his wife stayed with him every time i was like what are you guys doing like that's for real yeah like you are dumb lady yeah he was and everybody knew you know everybody knew how much he didn't like her you know i would say i would say just try to cook the house yeah just fucking a dude but animals you know people people are animals you know raccoons will eat their young just so another so they'll go into heat so another raccoon will come and have sex with them again what that's crazy behavior they'll eat their babies to get piped down so i'm not saying what city this is happening in but yes dude so they'll for real that's crazy because what just munching your baby puts you in heat yep male raccoons also known as boars can kill a baby raccoon a practice called infanticide this can happen for a number of reasons including sexual dominance oh they'll oh they'll kill okay so the mom will wait the mom won't eat it the dad raccoon will kill the baby so the mom can't come up with any bullshit excuses not to want to make love yeah i'm tired you think you're fucking just gobble the babies and be like we're fucking now Wow.

39:01I know you love this shit. I'm turning this living room into a soup plantation right now. That's bonkers. Damn, they're like romantic novels must be crazy too. Just a fucking cover of a jacked raccoon with a baby in his mouth. It's a woman. Have you seen that raccoon that plays dad and he put that broomstick over him to make it look like it hit him? You haven't? Find that video, bro. Unbelievable. That's crazy. I didn't know that though.

39:32This is the fucking craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. They're so. Raccoons are rad, dude. I love raccoons. They're very un. Yeah, they're like fucking mafia squirrels, dude. They are serious about that shit. Yeah, dude, they're a bear family. It's crazy. Yeah, keep looking forward and find it if you can for me. It's a video. Yeah, that sounds awesome. What else has been happening, man? How's things been? I got this aura ring, so I've been tracking my biometric data. That's been kind of fun. Nuh-uh. Yeah, it does stress, does sleep. It's pretty cool. What? Yeah, man. I've never even seen that.

40:07Can you take it off or you can't? Yeah, I can take it off, yeah. Check it out. So it's just a ring, and it brings up the information. So it tracks your sleep. It tracks your stress. Oh, here we go. Dude. Yeah, this is great. Look at this. What the fuck? This is a couple minutes long. Maybe. Let's see. What is that thing? Yo, that's a good guy, dude. It's a flying squirrel.

40:38Dude, that's nuts. Wow. That's on. This is somebody you mean on Craigslist for sure. Dude, we got the guy from Craigslist coming on. What? Craig. Do you really? Yeah, next week. What the hell? Pretty excited about that. Dude, you know how many blowjobs that guy's responsible for? yeah like for real millions that's crazy free there's got to be a ton of kids out there that happened because of him probably do yeah true i didn't think about that bro i met a woman once she we met at a bar right met her off of personal encounters whatever met her at a bar figured it uh i didn't you know i figured that if she wouldn't be who knows i figured she might be a man or whatever but hopefully she wasn't nice that was kind of my attitude and then i go there bro smoking hot bro what i'm like you gotta be kidding me this lady's gonna kill me or whatever drink my blood or whatever yeah so goes back to my place she covered anything in my place that had any light closed all covered the vcr thing like every in no light at all i do that by the way you do i I don't like fucking lights when I'm sleeping.

41:49I would put like tape over. No, for sex, she didn't. Oh, she didn't want the cam probably. You think I'm just going to invite somebody just to fucking sleep at my place? You got to get to know her, dude. You think I'm going to fucking... Bro, meeting somebody and then letting them sleep at your house really is a crazy practice now. Dude, it was casual encounters, dude. That's true. That's pretty cash. You're right. You're right. You're right. Why am I trying to make it more than it is? True. So she covered every source of light and then had sex with you? Yeah. what did you think about that i don't know it was uh i was willing to do it i knew that but i didn't know much else after i just knew it was very interesting i couldn't tell if she didn't want to see me if she was scared yeah maybe she was nervous that there was a camera yeah what's what's the if you don't mind me asking what's that craigslist pussy like uh i don't remember it that good but it was pretty it was fine i guess it was you know it was you know norm you know, pretty.

42:43Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like normal, but a normal woman. I'm glad that worked out for you. Every time I've, I've sold a lot of things on Craigslist, just like I've sold cars on Craigslist. I've bought like, I think I bought like a Game Boy Advance for my sister on here for Christmas. Do you ever meet anyone to like buy or sell anything? No, people are getting attacked. A buddy of mine was buying some walkie talkies or trying to sell some walkie talkies and he got fucking jumped. Did he really? Yeah, dude, everyone I've met from Craigslist, I just assumed they'd die like 10 minutes after we meet. They always seem like they're on their last leg.

43:15Every time I sell someone, I'm like, that guy's definitely dead. As soon as he would buy a car, I'm like, well, that guy's gone. That guy had a heart attack in the car. Dude, one time on Craigslist. We were like, we had a fireplace. I remember the first time I'd ever had a fireplace. So I was like, we got to use this. Me and my friend were sharing a living room, dude. It's my buddy's apartment. So we had put beds in the living room and we had a fireplace. And they're like, let's make it nice. That's pretty cool, yeah. What's really exciting? did you ever tell people that it was your spot but your boy was just crashing yeah i'd say he's from the army yeah that's telling me me and my friend shared a bedroom in college same thing i think yeah i'm like my buddy crashing that top bunk man i feel bad for the guy that's what i would say he's on the lead from the army and we even had a fake army bag that was just stuffed with sheets and we put it by the extra bed this is awesome make it look legit that's awesome but we uh so one day we're like well we have we need firewood right so that's what you have to have so we find we look on the thing free firewood right or something it's like 13 miles away we just moved to la took us an hour and 30 minutes to go get it it was out like diamond bar and we drive all the way out there and it's just like somebody had like literally taken like a big shiffer robe or something and just batted it together with a bat beating the shit up with an axe and so just chipped up fucking wood right so it's we have we put it into my buddy's fucking hashtag just fill this thing with chips of wood bring it all the way back dude we burned all that wood in like 12 it was like kindling yeah it was gone it took like an entire day man that sucks oh la was so hard in the beginning man we bought a refrigerator off craigslist yeah we get it home this was on my birthday and it wouldn't go in the fuck we were literally running against it and trying to push it in dude i remember leaning against it and just fucking crying dude i i had to move myself one time and i was trying to get a box spring up to the second floor of the bedroom and it same thing it wouldn't fit and it was i dropped it let it fall and just cried on the same it's so frustrating dude unless we forget dude just moving and not being able to fit something it's like i'm like where am i gonna get another box spring from yeah i just pissed off i'm carrying this thing by myself and it's just you just go yeah you're like dude fuck and life just wins and you just can't do it anymore yeah god i never got a box ring either that was just it i just put a mattress down i was like thought i could have a box ring be a normal guy yeah no it sucks dude my buddy i used to sleep under his bed for a while and he uh would have girls come over and they'd always go to the restroom or something before they were gonna make out and he'd come in there he'd wake me up and he'd be like don't fucking uh and but he'd wake me up and tell me to don't wake up right don't be jacking off that was just crazy like I wasn't going to wake up.

45:56I was being asleep. He's like, dude, don't fucking wake up. I got a chick over. So you were just fucking like vampire. Dead asleep. 150 bucks a month, dude. That's not bad. That was a great deal, man. Were you like for real under the bed like a monster? Or was it like a loft kind of thing? Were you like, how much space did you have? Like a monster. How much space did you have? My hand just creeps out the itch. 00121B4 Was it like the loft style set up and you're just gonna... 00121B4 No, but it was a nice bed, pretty high bed. 00121B4 Okay. So you just got... 00121B4 And so yeah, I had probably I would say 20 inches under there.

46:3300121B4 Not bad. Did you get scared when you woke up? 00121B4 Yeah, probably 19 inches. A couple of times. 00121B4 Yeah. 00121B4 You start to adapt. 00121B4 That makes sense. I only have one experience. I slept at my cousin's house one time when I was little and I slept on the floor, but I like would move around while I was sleeping and I ended up with like half of my body under his bed and I freaked out when I woke up. So I didn't know where the fuck I was. I looked up and I was like, what the fuck? 3 but that must have been sick to be laying under someone having sex like that. 005JC – Yeah, well, it was, and I think, look, he did it because he was trying to make sure I knew he was hooking up with chicks, you know?

47:06005JC – Yeah. 005JC – He always, like, he always, like, did that. 005JC – Should have gave him a little, just so he would know, just from the bottom. 005JC – Just push a little with my legs up against the bottom. 005JC – Yeah, give him a little boost. 005JC – Yeah, give him a little. 005JC – His leg pressing like a quarter of a half. 005JC – That would have been righteous as hell. 005JC – That would have been cool. She would have been like, holy shit. It's a strength of two men. She would have loved that, dude. Dude, anybody that has sex for more than probably six or seven minutes is out of their fucking mind, right?

47:36Dude, it's ridiculous, man. Thank you. I've been praying about this. I'm like, even to say it, I felt afraid to say it. No. I used to live, me and Brittany lived below a couple, and the guy would just, for fucking like 40 minutes, just be like, and it was just never ending. We'd be like, dude, come on, man. this isn't even sexy anymore it was just like dude what are you doing yeah it's all yeah it's like what are you doing what is go shit yeah just go to anything else yeah i agree i it's i mean if you really get an after it 12 minutes top 12 minutes is crazy yeah on a par like on a um six perfect yeah yeah one two is like understandable yeah it happens you have to definitely yeah i would get so nervous sometimes i would get off and i was like what was that i'd run out of there just shit like you know oh you hear that or something i'd run out of the fucking room or something wait what do you mean like if i would get you know ejaculate early or whatever oh true yeah what the fuck was that do you feel that earthquake what the fuck was that i'd just fucking run out of the room come back like 10 minutes later with my clothes on just not even saying anything although i i feel like women secretly i mean not even secretly they'd much prefer that than like if you just couldn't finish it devastates women if you can't finish dude they you know people like say guys are bad at being like oh folks you didn't come but like dude if a dude doesn't come ever like women women will implode but that's i think the new move is not like just coming for just fun like just party coming or whatever like people are just coming for fun i think that's kind of those days are over yeah i mean you mean like personally or just kind like in the whole thing.

49:18Speaker 3 I think so for me, yeah. Speaker 3 It's like, I wanna just, I wanna be the guy that kind of, you know, ejaculates like with a purpose or whatever. Speaker 3 Yeah, build it up. Speaker 3 Is that crazy? What the fuck am I talking about? Dude, no. That's insane. Speaker 3 I think I'm Stephen Douglas of fucking ejaculations, dude. Speaker 3 I think I'm too, dude. Speaker 3 I have the same fantasy though, where I'm like, I'm gonna really like dial it in and you know, I'll be like tired before bed and it's like, I'm gonna have beat off even though I'm not horny. That's where I'm at. oh you're not even you don't even want to but that's sick that's abuse really it is and it feels like abuse yeah you finish and you're like i didn't need to do that that was it's crazy yeah you feel so much shame i feel a ton of shame happens for me from watching porno yeah and watching uh myself jerk myself off watching yourself yeah yeah yeah i mean it's jerk i don't mind jerking off it's pornography for some reason like when it's over and i'm still watching and i'm like if i can do like a memory beat those i feel pretty guilt-free just went out in the shower just kind of dude i had a blind dude that lived with us for a bit and we would i saw him watching uh hand porn or whatever it's called no reading like braille erotica craziest thing ever man really beautiful really i mean gay i don't i mean like yeah i i mean it was what gay it was like you know but it was pretty cool it was like um i'm trying to think what movie or braille's just shaped like boobs and you're just going oh fuck dude well it was getting pretty crazy you know it's crazy but it's just interesting to see you know it's almost like watching the nature channel yeah that's kind of oh there you go the braille superstore romance fuck dude i want to learn braille just so i can do this oh yeah the love hypothesis damn their titles are very like poetic it ends with us it starts with us turn around and let me see that sexy body go that's stupid no that was pretty sick yeah that was pretty bad lessons in chemistry crash and burn these titles are good oh the manning sisters what are they doing that's probably about eli and painting painting getting a trance surgery dude is eli is he just get carried along by peyton is peyton the one with all the pizzazz and Eli just gets kind of carried off.

51:34Did Eli win? Peyton definitely won Super Bowls. But I thought Eli won one. Yeah, with the Giants. He won one. Beat the Pats, yeah. And Peyton, what? Peyton won two? That's a good question. He won with Denver, didn't he? Yeah. I think so. Oh, yeah, he did. He did. Because I would have thought Peyton was definitely the guy, but apparently Eli was kind of nasty as well. Oh, Eli was pretty wild, man. Yeah. Eli is definitely funnier to be around when I'm around the two of them. Really? I haven't been around him much. Yeah. that sounds like humble bragging it's not no but payton went to ut so uh you see him sometimes like in um in uh nashville or in tennessee uh pey's a great actor he's good in those commercials but he actually yeah he's pretty he also he probably whooped eli's ass dude oh that's a great question i do i can i can tell he definitely whooped his ass that's a great question dude i uh i forgot uh you're asking me what i've been up to i i've been visiting schools i now i have to like look at real schools because my you know my my oldest daughter's like gonna turn five so that's like kindergarten so yes she has to get like the real school system and uh we were looking at this one place and they have plain clothes just like guards now with guns so it's kind of sick i was like dude i really want to retire and become plain clothes just walk around a school just grow like a ponytail and just be a teacher.

52:55That's all you do all day. You carry a gun. You just wait for like some nerd to pop off and you just blast them. Dude, that would be honorable, man. But what if you fucking, what if you start tripping in your head and thinking that somebody is like, some kid is like plotting and shit? Like I'm like the true detective. I'm Russ Cole of school security. I'd have to wait till they pop, they'd have to pull out first. You think you would set a kid up? No, no, no. Can you say that? No, you're saying get all tripped out. Damn, is this kid getting paranoid? I know these motherfuckers. I know he's packing.

53:32No, I would just wait. I would chill. I'd do my thing. And the moment one of those motherfuckers pulled out the steel, I would just be there, ready to die, and just walk them down. That's your job. Mr. Walk-em-down Crayola style. Walk them down, bro. And if I die, I die a fucking hero. You can't die, dude. some fucking kid he can't yeah he's two hands even a holding gun what if an adult could sometimes like crazy that's true oh that's what i'm saying yeah that's better let's yeah it's like evil nerds or a fucking like just wild adult either one could get it yeah either one could get it oh but it's like dude that would be that would be i was just at this school and it was like like i saw the guy because they were like you know my wife's like you have security and like we have plain clothes i'm like right on and then i saw i was like kind of sussing out like i see people walking around yeah soon as i saw like oh dude i'm like oh there's the plainclothes security guard yeah when i was young we just had like a milf with a hammer running around we're lucky dude yeah we didn't have any security man yeah we didn't have we did yeah now you need it now you get dude the plainclothes guys at a school that would be so sick just walking around chilling knowing like yeah dude all i have to do is chill here listen to desperado and your airpods non-stop it'd be nothing but like that just enter sandman just yeah i was getting hype for like 30 years just being like let's go let's fucking walking tom

55:03damn dude yeah by the end of it i just be tipping my hat to the teachers like ma 'am all black leather cowboy outfit like dude can you be a little more low yeah you shit once a week i'd roll a tumbleweed before i walked anywhere i just kick a tumbleweed across from me Bro, these people should have their own tumbleweeds, right? Yeah, dude. Just throw it on a string, just fish it. Yeah, a hero should have a couple tumbleweeds in front of them, dude. True, just fucking give it. I would just kick it as I walk. Or even if some twinks dressed up like in hay and stuff. That'd be nice. That would be nice.

55:36Spinning around. Like a tanto. Like a tanto. But yeah, that was fucking killing me, dude. I kept fucking with my wife. I was like, bro. Wow. I love, that's the one thing. we went to chicago and she was like crushing me because she's from there so like when we were visiting her family was like you got to be careful now like and like there's they kept called them like the hop out boys which you know you shouldn't give these guys like a cool name like that but they're like dudes are just hopping out of cars with ar-15s and just carjacking people so my wife was telling me about it the whole time she hates when i do this but i'll be like bro i wish a motherfucker would pop out of me with that thing she's like dude it's not funny it's very serious i was like bro it'd be the worst day of that guy's life she's like would you please stop this is I was like, I wish one of those motherfuckers would.

56:17And the whole time we were there, I was like, please, please, those guys don't come. But yeah, you got it. Did you have a piece on you? No, I didn't have anything. I told her I was going to grab the barrel and tie it in a knot and be like, get the fuck out of here, you punk.

56:31Bro, your wife is going to be holding the blood into your body, dude. I just say that to fuck with her. In the reality, I would have fucking bailed out. I'm like, all right, you guys, you can have the fuck the car and the family. I'm out of here, dude. Do you think a wife likes it if the husband has a gun on him? Definitely. These days. I think they love that shit. I mean, dude, like you could get the most like lib lady, but she's going to love all libs secretly. I think I've even talked about this before. All libs secretly want just a red pill badass. In my experience. Well, they want a dude with a gun.

57:01I went to social work school. They a lot of the women there secretly had like deeply conservative husbands who worked as like financial guys. And these they were all like, you know, they just do it because they feel like somebody has to promote what would be idealistic i mean that's what a lot of like i guess i don't know i mean a lot of people's view it's just like this ideally yes it would be awesome but some of them it's just not practical it's like like i have friends that like um will talk to me about like well you guys have guns there in america and stuff like that and it's just dangerous and why can't you guys figure that out and people want to have their guns it's like there's no way to not have it yeah the bad guys have guns already it's too late if you do a gun drive the good guys are just going to give their guns away i know you just have to have them dude and what are you going to call a policeman who does if he doesn't have a gun he's not coming to help you he's done yeah exactly what is he going to drive by and honk at you guys while you're i know beaten or shot in the yard yeah you can't really do anything about it but i i do think yeah i think but ideally yes it'd be great if there were like i wish there weren't right but that has to go away quickly yeah because there are people shooting each other all the time oh yeah so you have to get past that idea yeah yeah you're not going to be able to the technology chain is gonna have to be an interchange because the guns are there criminals are going to have them and it's like yeah like what do you want to not have one when a criminal with a gun comes yeah it'd be great the government has to be the one who takes them then that's a whole other can of worms because it's like we're not giving you my fucking guns fuck no yeah so it's uh you know i need to share with you something and it's called blue chew baby when you want to get that randy really rocking you know what i'm talking about when you want to get that rattler tuck peak around the corner baby you know what i'm saying blue chew it's an online service that delivers the same active ingredients as viagra cialis and levitra, but at a fraction of the cost and in chewable form.

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1:01:26No, I'm not into that at all. I think we're in a... Dude, how did the Ken Wilber thing go, by the way? Oh, yeah. Ken Wilber, super interesting guy. He has the best take on this whole situation. On the election stuff? Culture war. Yeah. Oh, I don't even know if I talked about that. It was a lot of listening and learning. Was it a lot of stuff? Yeah. But we worked together to make it as effective a conversation as we could. Nice. But it was really cool. um uh just learning about like his philosophy of how like we're as as a species we are evolving and as uh and over time we're just advancing yeah so how those affect you personally and how and and how you dude well his thing is no dude so it's fucking did he get into like how there's like holarchies and some of it there's like cells and cells turn into like organisms organisms turn into the humans, blah, blah, blah.

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1:02:430 '00. 0 '00. 0 '00. things collapsing in on itself, all they have to do is just love everybody. And they'd have the superior worldview. 00.5 Sgt. It's a good point, actually. I think a lot of people did. I mean, I don't know, dude, I was a Democrat. I mean, I got so angry when they did that stuff to Bernie. My dad was an old man, so to me, it also registered somebody taking advantage of an older person. So that shit, at that point, for me, I was just like, what's going on here? And then I am super concerned about like the uh big pharma and medicine just using us all and not caring that we're human beings like yes there's a lot of medicine that's helping people but also like everybody shouldn't be on a on a medicine yeah you know and um there's some commercials for medicines they don't even say what it does yeah then you look it up and it's like it's for like heart failure and you're like why the fuck are you this is a baseball game dude i'm not gonna be like yo can i get that heart failure medication yeah you have to request it the wheelchair gum or whatever.

1:03:44There's all kind of shit. Now you're like, what do we even need that for? Yeah. But yeah, that's the big standoff right now. It's like... So I liked RFK. He was kind of the guy that I thought was neat. Me too. I've been to him. Yeah. I like the fact that he's doing all that stuff against all those things. And then I think, I don't think we have the same parties anymore. I don't feel like it's Democrats and Republicans anymore. There's something else happening. Yeah. And it's gonna keep morphing. Well, that's the Wilbur stuff is that the green, it was like, orange is like the business science wave then the green wave was the one it's like in terms of worldviews you could have like what he called red was like ethnocentric that was what he called trump it's like it's things that speak to like ethnocentric ideals where people get to the point where they can only recognize like people that look like them they can only care about people who look like them which is like a reality for a lot of people all across the world it's like you know every country in every country is like we have the best food we have the most beautiful everybody you know does this and then his whole theory is that you slowly grow out of it to more complex and inclusive worldviews But it was, again, it was like that, the thing that crushed, like the, like the, what Jordan, Peter, Jordan, Peter, what the fuck's his name?

1:04:47Jordan Peterson. Jordan Peterson. Jordan Peterson, Jesus Christ. His whole thing we call is like postmodern neo-Marxism is that green wave Ken Wilber talks about where it's like the leading edge where all the colleges are like radical inclusivity. But all they have to do is go, Trump guys, you're cool too. That's all they have to do. They can't do it. And now the whole thing's just imploding on itself. well that's the part that makes you start to think do they just hate like white men for me it's like in in three generations it's like i always say like beige power like everybody's gonna be beige right in three generations everybody's gonna be like you know ben simmons blake griffins you know penguin people for sure you know for sure mixed yeah and so it's just kind of weird how do we want to operate that in the meantime right exactly but then i think when people get scared um especially with like threats of war uh fears they start to they want to gravitate towards whatever is their seemed like their people yeah like prison prison's the same thing you go to prison everyone's bait you know it's all like based on race and all that stuff yeah and then but but everybody is a jelly roll fan you know true that's true that's true which is pretty crazy well dude it's it's like yeah what they where they fell you know this is like if you didn't the will it's hard to explain without like seeing the wilbur thing but it's like if you take what's called like a lib or a you know a post-modern neo-marx whatever they want to call it like people who are you know like a radical feminist they built their their thing was right and being like we should be nice to everybody we shouldn't be mean to gay people we shouldn't be mean they're totally correct the problem was they went and the reason everything so bad they're like we hate racism in every form every type of discrimination and it's all because of white people and it just like went right back downward now you're just being racist in a more sophisticated fashion right and that's the whole thing that's why it's not if it's a truly like visionary and leading like kind of like evolutionary tip of like our spiral upward into like complexity and greater wholeness people would get on board right and maybe that's the next step that's the next step is like being like okay here's all the good stuff from your worldview and we're gonna apply that to everybody and rather than being like this is the reason everything's fucked up is because blah blah blah because it's like yeah and that's another thing i mean trump that's one thing that's kind of gets worried worried about trump is like is he going to be is that is the pointing fingers is that shit end you know is that kind of end and so it is for now but it's like i think they're good rfk smart where he's kind of like i don't want to participate in any of this stuff yeah and hopefully he'll kind of get up in his ear because it i mean it is so sweet slamming the libs i will give it there's i get like a when i see the libs get owned i do there's some part of the libs the liberals yeah it's just like there's like on the internet like liberals owned liberal slam and it's like you watch they do those like uh you know they do those like 25 students versus like ben shapiro yeah that's like slamming the libs porn where it's like him just like taking on 19 year olds and like actually you don't know anything about that and then everyone's just like tell him ben fucking crushed the libs and i will there's a dark part of my heart that's like yes when i watch that ben sitting there's got that hair wallet on dude they did one of them where they make people run to the chair to tap the chair so that they get the chance to debate him and it's dude it's embarrassing people are like tripping over themselves to hit the chair and be like actually ben i think you're a fucking asshole and he's like next i'm like dude don't run to the chair you're an adult they're like diving for it just to be like actually ben if you ever threw it's like so i'm i'm trying to remove i know i have a bias towards that and i'm trying to like remove that from watching that stuff yeah not that that stuff i'm like whatever on but it's like i will watch like news clips where like liberals melt down about and and I'll be like, well, check this out.

1:08:18And I'll be like, I've been trying to erase that. Cause I'm like, it's not good. It's not good. And it's just stupid. I mean, I don't know. I don't care. Like, I just want, like, I don't know. Some shit just started to get really weird. I think, well, Kamala wouldn't come on podcast. Right. I thought that that was weird. It was like, and we asked and they said, well, do you guys give final edit? Right. And they asked, did Trump ask for final edit? You know? Did he? No. They didn't ask for anything. They shouldn't, dude. They didn't ask for anything. jd vance showed up dude there were snipers on the ice i i stayed up late like trying to get some questions together and think of some things um and we invited everybody those were the them bernie sanders and mark human came on he was very much like a um uh democrat or yeah left-leaning yeah yeah but he gets something i didn't realize he gets if if they won he get there's a business incentive you know yeah i didn't realize that some of these things i'm learning as i go right It's typically with billionaires, yeah, when they're like, when they're involved in politics, it usually is to like - 00.13 Scott Martin Yeah, I didn't realize that.

1:09:20I'm like, oh, people aren't just out there who run for no reason. There's some reason. 00.14 Scott Martin Yeah, he's not freaking out over like banned books in schools. He's like, I need you to, you know, build a railroad from here to there, whatever the fuck he's up to. 00.14 Scott Martin Yeah, but we had common ground and like just different thoughts and stuff and definitely inspiring to be able to talk to people like that, but I woke, so I wake up that morning and it was like an hour until the thing and I was like, I gotta get in the fricking ice bath. I gotta make sure I'm in a decent mood.

1:09:42Yeah, yeah. Tried to do something to get hyped. Do you get spun out when you have level, like, guests of that high profile? Yeah, man. I get fucking, I get crunched, dude. I can't handle it, man. We had RFK on, I could barely, like, formulate a sentence. Wow. And neither can he, though, which is great. That's a joke, Bobby. He'll laugh at it. He will. He'll laugh at it. Dude, watch, suddenly, he fucking fixes his own voice, dude. That's... Bro, if he did that... It's over, dude. It's over. It's over. and he is such, he'd be such, he's such an electrifying speaker and thinker anyway, but yeah, it's, that works against him.

1:10:16He's been in it. Yeah. Yeah. But so, but I wake up, there's fucking, I go in the ice bath. There's like secret service ever. They had drape, put drapes, black drapes in front of the house, right? Damn. They shut down exits off the interstate. I had no idea. You shut down the whole city. Bro, I had no idea. There's snipers on the roof, on the roof, full tactical gear. I'll put pictures in the YouTube. Holy shit. And then, oh, my neighbor, right? I fucking look at my phone. He's like, what's up? Are you? And then he put blank, like just underlines. And they thought it was one of those things where like a suicide in the house, like they were sending people in to get, like I was taking my own life at home.

1:11:01That's how he asked you if you killed yourself. He said, are you? Well, he sent like four messages. And so at that point, because it was like already 11. I slept in. I was up to probably three, just like getting questions ready so i was like i have to make sure i sleep and uh he's like dude we were so scared man he's like because we saw them like they thought they were rappelling into the home and um it was like what you thought i killed myself dude we just assumed you killed yourself so yeah that's oh and they had a van outside that some weird term on like threw people off yeah the black curtains around your house would be yeah i think people thought but that's people thought that makes that kind of makes more it was morgue-esque you know yeah it was like so gruesome that they're like we gotta but they also had this like stan's bakery banner so like it was definitely they kind of like play this old cat and like what is kind of happening here that's crazy it was super crazy dude stan's bakeries have snipers make yeah we just gotta get these cupcakes and we'll be right we'll be right back yeah there's some wake treats yeah just so there's some viewing of the body.

1:12:05Hey, first come, first serve, guys. Dude, that was crazy, though. That was one of the craziest things that had ever happened, for sure. But he comes in, and I was like, hey, man, thanks for coming. I was like, you know, just want to let you know we don't have any, we're not like a gotcha type of show. For sure. You know, just looking forward to having a nice conversation, which is what I tell anybody. Yep. And he's like, whatever, man. It's all good. let's have a chat and that was it and it was fun you know yeah man it was interesting yeah I feel bad everyone's so still hyped up about this stuff I honestly think if you look at it I know I hate when people lose anything you know it's tough when there's a winner and a loser dude I was in the grocery store the day of I guess like he got elected that night and then you know in the 3 in the morning or whatever he won at 3 in the morning and then I was in the grocery store the next day and they have like magazines in the grocery store this magazine was just Kamala or Kamala and it was just a picture of her I didn't even know what magazine it was it was just her name and her I got like real sad for her I was like damn dude that's so bad if I like just lost and I saw like a magazine with just me on it I'd be I'd cry yeah so I felt pretty bad for her I was like damn that really sucks for that lady she just I mean that dude that people they've spent I think a billion dollars on the campaign it just shows you that it's must but also then if that's the if say okay they spend that much on a campaign right both these sides spend a ton of money oh yeah but if the if there's just like these powers in the background doing things it's just like why would they if it's not even real say the office isn't even you know it's just for show sure it just seems like you wouldn't waste that much money so there must really be i think there is man i think there really is you get in and it's like power it's just teams yeah it's like you're on this team this is on that team you know could it all be organized like that would be pretty elaborate to yeah like set it all up when you can reality just be like yeah you know we're putting this guy in have they could just have the coolest guy ever just come right every time be like yo we love this guy and they can meanwhile just be doing whatever but yeah dude i think i guess it all is real you know i think it's it's real and they just there's like groups and lobbyists and certain i don't i don't that's where i kind of lose it where it was interesting that's for sure and i'll i'll say who made the whole thing happen oh kamala reportedly spent a hundred thousand dollars on building a set for her appearance on call her daddy like dude why here's the setting question so they rebuilt they rebuilt their own set i guess because they wanted i think a host to come to her so i think she didn't want to go anywhere so she built the set but i wonder if she has that's such a i mean you know that's just kind of weird it's like just go there right i wonder if she may have a um thing where she doesn't like going like sometimes i don't like sleeping at people's houses or whatever i'm talking about i wonder if she has that she can't shit anywhere else but her house maybe could be which is where people should say people who are like transient shitting hey man hey man sorry i agree though but i always want to be home that's my thing i always want to be i'm getting a little i was like pretty guarded about that but now i'm like just letting it rip i've been flying more so i'm just kind of like whatever man but i i do agree home is where it's where the heart is truly like i do want to shit at home every time yeah i agree with you you should get more like you should get like money back or something if you shit at home you should you should dude right you should be a tax writer like a credit or something because it is but it's dude just i also the the violence of shitting that's occurring in airport bathroom it's like it's upsetting people are shitting so hard in those i mean we don't know why we're back to this but oh people are shitting at top speed it's crazy that's the craziest thing to me to ever is when somebody shits at full blast speed like are you out of your mind you're gonna hurt yourself i i from what i like from hearing self guy from here in public bathrooms most people are are in there just having like religious experiences just being there it's like yeah like full ayahuasca dumpster it's like blowing it out it's crazy wow just slinging disciples out of your butt everyone's fucked up dude oh they need bobby kennedy to get all the crap out of food i was shitting to death into the bathroom but bro how i there's also a part of me that i feel like do you think we can get more together or do you think we should just have two americas do you think no because dude we're like people don't realize it but we're the parties are rubbing off on each other so much like now like like well most people want the same stuff most people do but i'm saying like the republicans now have been so like let's say conservatives are so annoyed by liberals that now they're like going out of their way to be so not racist.

1:16:42Like, oh yeah, you think we're racist? Check this out. We're going to employ like 47 black dudes now. How do you like, they're doing it almost, I'm not saying they're doing it despite them, but it's like, they have gotten just way more inclusive. Like every, you know, like the conservatives and everything. Before it was like only, pretty much only all white guys. Now there's a lot of different people in like the conservative movement. So it's like the liberals bring stuff up, the conservatives are like, shut the fuck up. And then they actually do kind of do a lot of the stuff but you know not even realizing it yeah so they're kind of both like balancing each other but people you know they're all just caught up in like the like the primal and tribal aspect of it but it's like things are going pretty fucking well dude oh first you know white house chief of staff in history yeah dude like all this stuff is happening because it's like they're like amazing suzy wiles and she's pat summerall john madden's former broadcast partner's daughter oh interesting yeah dude i'm telling you once we just like stop the nonsense of like bitterly arguing about everything it's going to be pretty chill yeah ben carson i think he's going to put back into i like some of his ideas b carson yeah that guy's kind of cool this he's like a surgeon oh rise and shine carson dude that guy he's got dead asleep super i like the guy uh his blood bro he's got his blood pressure who's the guy uh it's just like a synth drum There's not much popping, dude.

1:18:00The one dude I like, Byron something, he's a black conservative guy from Florida. Byron Davis? Byron, I think Byron, is it Byron Davis? He's nice. That guy, I saw he was on The Breakfast Club. No, not Byron Davis. He plays basketball. Byron, he's like a governor from, there he is. That's my bro right there, Byron Donalds. That's a good bro right there. Well, it's definitely interesting to see that everything's getting diverse. What was that tweet that Adam McKay had? I thought that that was something when I read that it resonated with me. I think. I don't know. But yeah, like I said, it's like.

1:18:36I have it one second. Yeah, I do. Like I said, I think people are getting real doom and gloom, but it's like. Yeah. I'm of the minority opinion. I think things are going to get pretty sweet, actually. Who would have guessed lying about Biden's cognitive health for two years? That shit made me so mad, dude. Just taking advantage of an old man. Like, it's just not cool. You know what I'm saying? his family shouldn't have allowed it i know dude you know it's just not cool because then you're lying to him also right so you're yeah placating him like you're just you're using it just it seems like cruelty to a human right refusing to do an open conversation for a new nominee never mentioning public health care embracing fracking and year-long slaughter of children in gaza that's that to me was one thing it definitely was like yeah they blew it so hard i mean again if you Some of the stuff I don't know, but the children in Gaza thing, and I think just taking advantage of Biden, it just felt like, is this party really doing this?

1:19:29Or are they, what's happening here? Well, it's like, all they had to do was, if she could have came out and be like, bro, we all saw it. Dude's old as hell. You know, let's not. Everybody pretended like he wasn't. Let's not fucking, instead she was like, he's fine. Like, well, why did they take him out? It's like, you can't do that. Yeah. All they had to do, like, obviously the dude was fucking going nuts and getting old. Come on, let's move on. It was just. it's a bummer they were just lying you know when someone's lying and you're like you're bullshitting me it was just that and everyone could see it and it was like and now too with i you know not to you know uh fluff the podcasting too much but it's like now they can't go on like the sound buddy little things they have to go sit down and like answer actual questions and people now like i didn't know i couldn't tell what interviews were edited when i was younger now people are like more savvy about media so they're able to be like oh that's that was a weird jump but they cut something out like well here's the whole thing yeah so now you have to be able to sit down and actually communicate rather than like hitting talking points and like engineering you know people's ideas on things do you think that rogan's endorsement helped trump win or do you think it had any effect i don't it didn't hurt but i i think it uh uh i didn't didn't hurt but hit just what he does i think helped him win for sure it's like having setting a standard where like politicians now have to go sit down for at least a two-hour conversation yeah because really what he did over the past years is just investigate him and he asked so many questions about everything to all types of people so you learned so much and he's not a gotcha guy either so he's good at just being like like help me understand this and that's when people really get kind of flushed out where it's like if they're not making sense and you know he's pretty adamant about like i don't get that that doesn't make sense you know i'm a weak interviewer i'll be okay i think it won't make sense that's cool i get burnt out i get exhausted he said dude i was in there yesterday and it was like i was just like i feel like i've been kind of losing my mind this week really yeah i don't know what was going on i just was like getting like a lot of paranoia it's the worst yeah and uh i don't know if i met i don't know if i missed a day i don't know what happened but i was like fucking thought i was going crazy yesterday it's kind of crazy we have days when you start asking people like am i okay you know that's a weird thing yeah that is it's so hard to explain but i'll just be like walking sometimes and i'll just get like a feeling where i'm like I'm fucking losing it right now.

1:21:47And it's like, that is the worst. 05": Yeah, and it just kept spending the whole day. It was like the whole day was like that, man. And then I had to go in there and I felt very nervous. 05": Oh, God. 05": So then you felt like you're under a microscope. 05": Yeah. 05": And yeah. 05": What do you do to keep yourself kind of on the square? Is there like any kind of program? 05": Yeah, usually go to AA meetings. That helps. Do yoga. I got hurt a couple, like a month ago. some guy squeezed me after a football game. I was in, when Vanderbilt beat Alabama, I was there. And this guy just squeezed me so much.

1:22:19What? And then all the players, some guy on the sidelines. No. Yeah, some devout, just brother, really squeezed me. I mean, like I was a fucking, like he was going to brush his teeth with me. That sucks. He got it. Yeah, I was just like, where'd it get you? Over here, his rib. Oh, fuck, yeah. But then all the players had just won and they were, and then everybody squeezed me, dude. Yeah, they're fucking, fucked so you couldn't do the yoga for like yeah for weeks and so then my mental starts going down yeah that's us right there yeah that's pretty sure jr right there i believe that's amazing dude we got that coach clark lee oh that's skinner jr right there damn that thing's pretty heavy too man those coolers aren't yeah decent amount of water in it nice oh yeah we got him he's cool that's awesome that's fucking awesome damn so you just got squeezed by the strongest dudes in the country yes yeah that's what happened and then so yeah but anyway i'm yeah i'm not whining about it but it's just like, you can't do anything, bro.

1:23:13You go to open your refrigerator and that suction on the refrigerator, oh, that hurts. Yeah, when your ribs are fucked up, it hurts. Breathe every breath, you're like, fuck. Yeah, and then you're pushing on the side of your body while you're doing everything. So you're walking around like this all day. Like you're fucking like one of those guys putting away a pocket watch or something like in the 20s or whatever, like that little handicapped peanut that they fucking sent out there. Yeah, and there's nothing you can do when your ribs hurt, there's no like sling, or you can just, you have to. And yoga is just so much breathing.

1:23:42Every breath you'd be like, and then you do like the, like this thing. Oh, that would hurt. So yeah, just that. And I was just kind of losing my mind, dude. So then you go in there and you're like, am I saying crazy shit? Fuck, dude. You start to get real paranoid. Yeah. I will say this though. I think the person that won that election, I think the person that changed it was Dana White. Really? Undeniably. That's, why do you think that? Because he got Trump in the podcasts. He made it happen. he did it he is just he did that he made that happen yeah that makes sense he was the one being like you gotta do these he's the one who like talked to Joe about it for years it's been in discussion because I don't think Joe Rogan was gonna do that and then he did you know and that did kind of push it I think that helped actually yeah Dana made all that happen dude it got like that was the thing too It was like just YouTube.

1:24:38If you want to look at YouTube views, that's kind of like, I don't know if that like works with polling, but it's like the Rogan Trump episode. I don't, what is it at? Like 3 million. It was, it was at like millions quickly. The call, call me daddy. That podcast with Kamala was like, I don't know if it had a million. It did. I think it might have 47 million, 47 million. If you look up the call her daddy or call him daddy or whatever, call me daddy. Excuse me. I'll call her daddy. There you go. it got 812 ,000 812 ,000 but that's just a clip now here's the problem with colored eddies not bragging my YouTube special did better I'm kidding I'm kidding but that's what I'm saying that's that is a gauge of public interest and it's like public interest in my opinion probably translates to voting I think I don't know or at least people come in to experience the person you know true yeah definitely interesting you can't watch the full episodes because they're on serious is that right serious yeah they only put a clip yeah so you can't see the full episodes of these podcasts either so you don't know um what really well you know i wish you the best i'm not like yeah that's the thing i'm not like i fucking hate that lady i'm like i felt sad i didn't i personally didn't really want her to win because i was just like you know i think trump will probably maybe stop the wars faster it's my hope but well i just i don't know i just i don't know what's happening I feel like there's a changing of these parties because you have former Democrats who are now Republicans, but they'd also don't even get along with half of the people in office.

1:26:12Yeah. People are sick of politicians overall. Big time. AIPAC and lobbyists like have infiltrated what it seems like politics overall. It's like for sure. And people you can't hide the information from people anymore. war yeah well dude the weird thing was is like they started like the the democrats started being like i mean george bush was great and like you know cheney and all that stuff and it's like why why are they pumped on them it was that to me was just weird where it's like they're all dark and then i think the last minute they started being like yeah we actually want strong borders and all that stuff too just because they were like this is working so you know it's i think it's all part of a bigger process that is for the best where it's like like you were saying the republican party is totally different like way different remember like 19 like 95 it was like it was it was like send people to jail for fucking you know 30 years for crack and all this stuff and now it's like we should get some of these guys out of prison you know which everyone's doing now but that's yeah cause of like a liberal worldview and that's been kind of got to get a couple more brothers in the party too i think i think oh it's common dude i think it's common but here's the thing too it's like so you have like the liberal people been like yeah we shouldn't send people to jail for having crack on them for 40 fucking years and then you're like yeah that's a good idea but then with the immigration thing it's like i i personally have no problem with immigrants but it's like you can only have so many like that's a reality right it's just you're having a party you can't invite the whole city to your party yeah it won't work so the same thing happens with the border and it's a shame because people want to escape like you know crushing poverty but the republicans are right in that you can't like and it's like if you're like just thinking on a human level you're like i don't want to like kick some guy out or have some guy come against the wall and be like get the fuck back of course not but you do have to do that but you also i think there's ways you can do it in an organized pattern yeah true so you're properly vetting people and then they used to have a system where people could serve they could you could almost adopt a homeless person or whatever who came across the border and you were their sponsor that's cool i'm super cool so then you as a member of your country right or that you were born into sure it's a blessing right easy for us to say that but then you get to be part of the uh of immigrate you know it's like there's an actual connection there so you know i don't know that's a good i like that idea though yeah it's easy to say stuff let's change the topic what else can we talk about but i was saying too then you can kind of like set them up and like contest against each other oh yeah well people have had that i've heard that material before i think of like doing like a American Ninja Warrior to come over the border.

1:28:45That would be nice, too, yeah. I was saying if you had, like, if I adopted a guy, you adopted a guy, we could kind of make them compete. Yeah, like BattleBots. For the glory of our houses, yeah. Yeah. That would be so sick. That would be awesome. In a fun way, you know what I mean? Totally, and you raise money for helping people that are coming over. Exactly. Fuck. Winner's family comes over. Yeah. Loser's family pays. That'd be a great. Dude, I had this idea for a game show, right? so check this out it's you get two like kind of um lifeguard chairs right and you have uh you put like kind of cellophane like kind of like some light blue plastic around right you can still see through it and at the bottom of the um at the bottom is a scale right and you get two guys who have eaten for like a week haven't gone to the bathroom whoever can do the most poop at in a given amount of time wins a car or something maybe not a car maybe a motorcycle that's an awesome game so you're inside the lifeguard chair you're wrapped in blue what's the blue wrapping just to kind of just because you don't want to see it you don't want to see like that'll birth people out but if you see the scale going up or something to at least excite people you don't think the viewers at home are going to see the pile i think you want to be able to see if you want to see it vague so you want it to be like opaque like yeah i see it just like a general shape yeah have like a like a frosted glass over something yes that's what i mean frosted glass that would be nice yeah that's a great show thanks man that is a fantastic show onto the scale would be nice i recently just did a thing where you uh you have to poop at home and then like scoop it and mail it to get like results to see like what they think of your body dude i swear to god you can do that you can mail it i don't know like a scientist you're a science teacher were you sending that shit a scientist you just sent it to a scientist and they're like oh my god bro this is incredible you've been fucking compromised homie you're mailing poop of your own to someone i did yeah i want to see it with my micro dude i that was the thing i thought you did a whole turd you you they like give you a like a thing to put on your toilet paper or they put a thing to get on your toilet it's like a paper thing that sticks and it has like a little like you know like the dick part of your boxers yeah it has like that but for a turd so there's like this thing yeah it's like that and then it catches it and then you have to like scoop i thought you just pick the turd up and put it in a jar but no you scoop like the smallest amount and then you put it in like shake it up in a solution and then uh they just tell you like what's up with your microbiome tell you like if they think you're chill or not that was what it was it was that What if they told you where your stepdad lives?

1:31:24We'll tell you. Yeah, I don't know, man. I also think a lot of this stuff, too, after doing it, I think it's just a way for companies to sell you vitamins, because based on this, we recommend X, Y, and Z. And once you almost want to buy it so they don't tell anybody about your poop, I feel like you'd be like, don't tell anybody about poop. True. I'll buy the vitamins. Like, yeah, let's keep this between us. Yeah. Oh, dude, they could be like, yeah, that guy, we had his poop. We smelled. I guess, me and Brittany sent them in at the same time, and my test was run first, and I kept telling her that they opened her vial and shut down the lab.

1:32:00I was like, yeah, the whole place had to evacuate. They sent me an email, so they opened yours. Rob Markman That's love, dude. Danny Yates That's a fun one. That's a good thing about having a wife, too. You can just bother them constantly. Rob Markman And do cool stuff like that. Danny Yates Take shits, yeah, shit in the tubes and mail it, and just both wait for your test. It was kind of fun. Rob Markman Yeah, that's like jumping over the broom or whatever in some cultures yeah exactly wow dude i uh were we just talking about medicine yeah i think so well we got off the politics stuff so we're all probably should have huh you feel like people are over it but it's also it's like oh what was i gonna ask you do you think uh oh look at this is this like a new slave or whatever oh this is like the tesla thing bro wow yeah dude i don't know elon rolled out some bots too what the heck that's a slave where is that this in virginia is it uh that's that's like i am not getting that dude yeah that's like a different country dude yeah tesla tesla or musk oh boy i would like a little robo lawnmower though I'll be honest.

1:33:09Damn look at that guy ripped dude. Dude that'd be chill. Crazy. They should keep the bots like R2D too. They shouldn't give them like legs and arms and shit. Yeah you're right actually. Well you don't need these guys looking like people because then somebody's gonna start fucking them. I mean it's already happened I'm sure. Ugh. I like the way that thing's caught. That thing's savage. But then your kid will like you're like mow the yard and your kid's like I don't want to. My thumb chair. Yeah. That's true actually that's kind of bullshit. Yeah dude I'm trying to think of what chores we had oh dude it was ridiculous man dude what is do you think it's weird um this is something that doesn't get talked about a lot is like where do stepdads go when the divorce happens you know because they kind of don't get to see the kids anymore you know oh i didn't think about that you're saying when you oh you're divorced and you get divorced you basically break up with the stepdad i think they go back to like the apartment dude that's straight to an apartment complex that has a pool at it yeah i think like the i think the representative from an apartment complex comes and picks them up and like a black limousine takes them back and they just wait in queue to be stepdads but it's kind of crazy you never think about that because the stepdad gets involved in a kid's life for a couple years for better or for worse yeah but then they have to just pick out i think some might stay kind of in you know is that weird though yeah kind of it depends i feel like if you knew the kid from when it was a baby you should or just keep the phone open big bro you can call me whenever you want but yeah i'm gonna go look for some uh but like the first couple years you kind of check in and then you like forget one year it's got to feel weird yeah eventually or if there's a new stepdad you can't be like hey you gotta pass the baton and be like he's a good boy but do those stepdads meet somewhere and like have a do they they meet at sabaro they meet at sabaro and they ceremoniously split a pizza and the guy gives the the new stepdad the let like the fifth slice and he only has three hey what's up i'm tom 2015 to 2017 uh yeah stepdadding is like i i kind of it's unheralded there's not exactly i kind of wish i was able to experience it a little bit honestly yeah but you know i for real i was always i always assumed that was just like how it would go for me i was like yeah i'll just kind of kick around and eventually i'll just date a chick with kids and be a stepdad but it didn't work out that way so i honestly wouldn't have minded it'd be pretty sick yeah sometimes i have a dream maybe that i meet a lady and she already has a kid maybe yeah man just get in there at like 10 you know fucking what that'd be awesome 10 straight yeah i guess you're right i guess you're right six get out i'm telling you man it's like the first fucking three years there's no sleep you get all your good sleep he's hopping at six they just started remembering stuff it's perfect and it's just fun from then on it's just fun my buddy just had a his third kid and he's a black man and he has and it's funny the other guys were like do you not even a you're not even a black dad until you have three kids that's hilarious like two kids for a black guy that's nothing bro that's so funny that's child's play so now he's official yeah now he's really yeah like dang all so you for real about it he's really banging yeah it's like it the first two were just mixtapes and this is like a real album he's finally signed yeah what else any other thing else in the news going on or anything else dude i haven't even i haven't been fucking following news i don't know what's going on i uh what else is going on with me do you know what i've been doing recently i've been researching so i've been reading autobiographies that's my big um that's my big kick right now wow i've just been trying to just study people's lives and see like at the end of their life what did they think was good what did they think was bad i only got through like once well i got through a couple actually um but dude the it's been cracking me up because i bertram russell was like this famous mathematician bertram russell bertram russell yeah he wrote him and like uh sky whitehead wrote this like big book called principia principia mathematica where they spent i think like 200 pages proving one plus one equals two this was like the type of stuff he was on wow bizarre why just because they were finding ways that you could not prove it people are coming through and like underline so apparently math is like there's like a like a set of axioms that like you just have to assume is true you know they want math there's a bunch of people back in the day who wanted math to be able to like totally explain everything in the universe it's just the way it is but there is a aspect of faith in math where you have to believe the axioms right so they were trying to just be like check this out and they just got real into one plus one in that book but he's apparently like a genius and i read his and i read the guy you know angela's ashes yeah i read he has one called tiz that's his second frank mccourt so the angela's ashes was his time in ireland till he was 19 and then at 19 he moved to new york city in like the 50s and he wrote another book called tiz that's from the 1950s to like whenever the fucking 80s or whatever um but i've been like i was reading those both simultaneously and like it's so funny how every male memoir is just a guy talking about how horny they were as a kid it's it's crazy yeah horny and want to kill themselves bertrand russell and frank mccord like i just want to so fucking horny dude i just want to fucking kill myself yeah everything every i didn't know every guy was just suicidal back in the day that's what i'm learning in my studies a lot of guys are just just want to fucking kill themselves well it used to be very poetic if you killed yourself yeah remember it was very there was like this shakespearean like i'm taking my life now you're just like a, you know, you're just like a 13 Reasons Why fan or whatever, you know?

1:38:40But it used to be kind of, there was something very romantic about it in a way. 001 001 Yeah, well, yeah, you could like stab yourself with a sword. Now it's, you know, it's pussy shit. 001 001 Now it's overdose and whatever. 001 001 Yeah, it's like, come on. 001 001 Yeah, it is. 001 001 Boo. 001 001 Go back to the drawing board. That's dude. 001 001 This guy, first person to use Switzerland suicide pod found with strangled. And where are these at? They're not the airport, are they? The airport would actually be Your flight got cancelled Just be like never mind Just walk right into the suicide pod Just end it Oh that's Oh this is terrible

1:39:24They said a woman used it But they also found strangulation Yeah what's that about So it sounds like maybe they only put her in for a couple minutes Yeah, but why would she have marks on her neck? If you get, maybe she might have attempted. Oh, she was trying to help it or something? Or maybe she tried to do the old ceiling and something gave away. And she's like, I'm going to hit the pod. There was some malfunction. And the guy was heard saying six minutes after the process started that she's still alive. So I think he had to. Oh, he choked her out? Because I guess if you go that far, if she lives, she would yell.

1:40:01The product is no better. gd yelp the pod yeah two stars still alive boo eating breakfast right now does not work with my lame ass kids and husband right now did not taste the sweet release of death awkward ride home husband's like what are you doing back i thought you were killing yourself today oh shit you already got a new girl over he's already on raya listening to zach brian damn dude this i i do that shit freaks me out man when they do you do it i've been at an airport dude and if you miss your lehavis i'm like i'll fucking go to heaven yeah i'm not yeah i'm not waiting yeah fuck akron send me to heaven yeah in that bitch like i've been that furious at a point where it's like i'll just let's shut it down yeah there's no more room for your baggage you're like you know what i'm gonna take the pod i don't know i'm not gonna go walk five seats back and try to go in oncoming traffic get my bag back i'm gonna take the pod if it doesn't work you have permission to choke me out that's crazy that guy had to just be like yeah like oh shit a couple of kinks ma 'am just don't mind me that'd be nice if the pod just like walls came in and just crushed you oh it like put you into a dizzying state and then it just vacuum sealed you yeah exactly just sucked you i'd have like a little soda with me it just dried you out but yeah that uh i don't like that man i don't like when people again it's like if you're if you have like terrible painful cancer or there's like nothing they can do i get it but like that guy looked all right was he just modeling the tube or is he actually yeah he's just the mod i guess they obviously do not have a there's no budget for the model i'll say that you know but i think it was a woman that used it she had cancer and she wanted to go use it and they just hooked her up yeah yeah that's uh but here's the thing that's the one product like coca-cola and all those like they have like beautiful people always like drinking coke you don't have like they're gonna have like beautiful celebs like laying in there that's true right they're gonna try to they want to show you someone who looked like that guy i was like yeah i could see that yeah this guy's got like no muscle mass fucking pants are sacking i could see him just ending at 76 hey let me get in there just smoking that would be the best i'm gonna get one for my house if my kids piss me off i'm like i'm i'm gonna go to the pod yeah Daddy's going to the suicide pod if you guys don't clean your fucking room.

1:42:23I'm going to fucking turn myself off.

1:42:28Bro, that'd be crazy, man. Yeah, put them in there. You guys want to fuck around? You guys want to party, huh? Scare them. Set that thing for 30 seconds just to freak them out. Just microwave them for a second. Well, some lady ovened themselves at a Walmart. You see that? No. Some lady wandered into an oven. They were doing, was it hiding to a secret? What happened? Wait. We're pulling it up, but there was a woman got stuck. in one of the industrial baking ovens at a Walmart, I believe. What? And I believe she passed away, right? Yes. From the gas or she burned herself up? From the burning. Oh, shit.

1:43:01Or cooking. Let's all say burning. We don't know what happened. Yeah, yeah, cooking. Or, you know. Oh, she was 19? Oh. Yo. Police say the investigation is complex. That's unreal. Oh, the walk-in. So they bake like multiple cakes at a time? In Canada, yeah. I guess they have a walk-in oven. That's not a good idea. It'd be hard to stay out of it. I bet it smelled good in there. Bro. True. I mean, this is harrowing. Yeah, of course. But I'm saying that it is a fact that that oven smelled delicious. Oh, man. The woman who was an employee of the store was located at a large walking oven. Important to note, the investigation has not yet reached a point where the cause and manner of death have been confirmed.

1:43:38The investigation is complex. Yeah, dude, I did not. I'm thinking like there was just a big oven on display. I was like, how the fuck did a lady walk into that? Yeah. Damn, why the fuck they have walking ovens? That's a terrible idea. it is just feed them in there like pizzas just you know have like a big thing you pull a wooden paddle and pull them out people don't need those cakes dude that didn't that shouldn't have cost a human life those cakes are terrible yeah this yeah you shouldn't we don't need to walk into an oven oh dude that's a terrible that's a horrible idea yeah that's a well it's look that's it's an old idea it's not the first it's an old idea and people should have not done it yeah but it's like it's almost like oh you now you need an oven you open the door and has like that like the one of those signs that's on like the ladder that's like do not step here like no shit dude that's terrible fucking oven yeah man i mean oh oh dude that is terrible someone throws you in there that's what they're saying that's what i'm saying dude oh that is not nice because yeah how would you shut yourself in there i don't know that's a mystery yeah complex if i were reading that so this is very complex mystery and here's yeah what's this all about what's this all about this guy's turn huh this is nice that's awesome this is why you need other countries dude yeah people are like i don't like diversity you're out of your mind that's true that guy is as diverse as it gets you show me a honky that can do this i mean dude it is uh what a blessing if you're i'm just just just assume this guy's like i don't know where what country that's in but any other time in history just being like a yeah a midget born in like the third world again he could be in palm beach i don't know where that guy's from but he's pretending he's from another country he it would just be a pretty tough road but now he can just make great viral content i know it just makes life good man yeah three six that's hilarious um are you in tires the new season yeah i have a small a small role did you want to have a large role was that ever a conversation you're good no i'm good man i'm i'm happy with everything if i get it the fact that i was in it again i was like fuck yeah so and i dude acting is like so hard man yeah it's draining dude just doing that every day it's just like i work myself up into a tizzy doing just like two scenes like one scene like from like the different angles and it's just like yeah your weight takes a lot of patience so you sit there all day it's uh but i yeah no i'm i'm always like i'm kind of chilling man i'm happy every way anything's go the fact that i'm not like stuck at a job that makes me miserable i'm like bro anything that i can do let me know you know what i mean i don't get like caught up in the kind of like it should be better yeah there was my yeah played the cop last time yeah my mom loved the show it's just so wild she's like have you seen this tires yeah it is it is funny like she's like i i like it i i like put it on and my my daughter was like uncle shane oh she freaked out uncle shane's on tv i was trying to find my part i was like daddy was on TV watch and I was like I can't fucking find it like blue get in the oven get in the fucking oven white dad do your kids call you white dad that's crazy huh my my daughter says I'm colored sand she's like dad looks like sand I forget what you called her mom that's all right yeah she's like dad sand they didn't have that but they're gonna get it now all the schools it'll it'll all get like they'll start ramping that up but you know we'll see I'll tell I'm just gonna hold it down my daughter be like dude for real i'm black don't worry yeah you wait yeah i'm black as hell this is a mirage shorty just get the loan on the house yeah we'll see but yeah man i i uh yeah dude i'm just pumped man i'm like you know everything's going well i'm like again i'm just biding my time to be a uh plain clothes school security it'd be fun huh i do fantasize about like a nice retirement job.

1:47:35I want to teach art. I would like to teach arts and crafts. Nothing fancy. Paint, wire things. Those fuzzy long things. What are those called? Pipe cleaners. Yeah. That'd be nice. Yeah. You can do whatever with those things. You just put out a bag. We don't know what we're fucking making. Some kid made a noose or whatever. You're like, yeah, he's doing good. But yeah, that's, you know, for me, I'm just been chilling, man. Just trying to keep myself float, stay positive. It's the embarrassing thing, too, when like things are going well. it's like i'll still get like bummed out and depressed and i'm always like dude you're such a fucking pussy shut up so i've been trying to just like be even keeled and just you know just work on little projects and that's it yeah i think it's something that's normal too it's it is tough though because certainly people have things a lot tougher you know and it is tough too sometimes when your life is going good it's like not to let your ego start to take over that's that's a thing that gets really scary oh yeah dude because your ego is just like this thing that kind of grows without you you know really knowing what's going on you can be watering it without even realizing it oh dude i i i was lucky to have like an ego boom like early and it was like come looking back on it it was like really not nothing it wasn't anything great but at the time when i was like 24 25 i was just making so much money selling weed that i was like it dude it went right to my head wow as soon as i made like a couple thousand dollars a week i was just like oh my god i'm the fucking best and you start getting rings and shit i was real low-key i mean right now it's the most rings i've ever worn right now but the uh yeah dude you just get when you like that it happened to me and i got like you just start getting greedier and i was just like i want more luckily i got wiped out financially like twice and then that has like an evening you go like up and back down you go okay and it kind of brings you back to earth where you're like yeah like don't don't let that's anything like that get to your head or like make you act different and again it's it's embarrassing it's like dude i was making two grand so i'm weird but it's like It was enough for me at such a young age to be like, I'm the man.

1:49:32Everyone's a fucking idiot who can't do it. And then I came crashing and burning, and I was like, all right, back to painting houses now with my friend and I. It really had that for me. Oh, dude. It was a real experience, and I was able to be like, okay, when things were going well, A, don't be a dick, and B, it might not always forever. Huge chance it won't. So be grateful and just kind of be nice and just try to help out and don't get too self-involved. How did you get wiped out? How did you get wiped out? just losing money in the mail i got robbed at gunpoint i got i like had like a couple stretches where like uh dudes i know would get fucked up on drugs and just kind of like dip out i got robbed at gunpoint i lost that and then i mailed like i think like 30 000 in the mail and that got snagged by the postal no yeah dude that was scary i like with 30k in the mail yeah i vacuum sealed it all that stuff and uh and what you can you just not legally move that much money you're not allowed to mail money like that now and then what they do is they're like come on in like they're like we'll talk to you and it was like i wasn't my name wasn't on it it was like i tacked it on with my friend and well the trick is you can be like i was buying a car you know blah blah did you go in there you wear a mustache no dude i was like i just called a wash i'm not going to the fucking postal you know post mineral post general mass or whatever it is is there a chance to get it back if you can prove it's legit they're gonna be like all right where's your tax return out of So it was like, you can't, unless you had a legitimate, if I legitimately was doing it, I could be like, Hey, here's what I'm doing.

1:50:57I need that back. But it's like, it's the last place you want to go in and be like, no, it was actually up to no good. I bet it's sitting there. I bet you go in there and talk to them. Yeah. Right. It's gone. Hey, Oh my God. Yeah. They probably took it. Are the postal workers? I would imagine the postal, or they, they maybe, you know, they were like, here you go. But it's like, yeah, that was the big thing back then. It was just mailing weed. You would just get it to your house and write immediately, right. Return to sender. Don't open it. because what they do is either a guy in like a officer pretends to work for the usps and they come and deliver it and what they were doing first which kind of fucked them up they'd like open the box right now and you open it and be like there'd be weed in there and you could just go i don't know anyone can mail me anything so they legally couldn't do anything so what they started doing is they let you get the package they wait like 10 minutes and then they come in because people usually get it and cut it right open so you have to do is you write return to sender leave it in the corner of the room wait about like an hour and then you put it in your car and you drive towards the post office so if they pull you over like but i don't even know what this is i'm taking the post office and if you just kind of do a couple laps someone's following you go somewhere else and you cut it open but it's like that was the move because california would mail it over for just like pennies on compared to what it was on the east coast i thought i was the man but then you know did you start buying anything you buy a nice suit or something i was very very i was like a chinese triad i would just no i didn't spend anything i would like would you start sleeping on your back or something at least you know what i would do i would go on trips i would do vacations So I would like go away and like ball out like that.

1:52:23But no, I didn't buy it. I didn't buy the cars. I didn't do any of that stuff. I kept it pretty low key. Where'd you go to Cancun or something? Yeah, I went to Hawaii. Yeah, I did a trip to Hawaii to the Four Seasons. It's pretty tight. Damn, so you were balling. I was balling out. Yeah, I was balling. But then again, I lost it all. And then you go from like, you know, enjoying the perks of that to like, I'd be happy if someone gave me 50 bucks right now, you know, so it's like, yeah. And at a young age, it's the best thing that could have happened because at a young age, I got to like get that ego swell and just completely come crazy.

1:52:51And there's something liberating when it happens though. I remember being oddly like relieved at the time being like, oh, this is kind of cool. I don't have to worry about all this shit anymore. Oh, that shit is a nightmare, dude. We sold weed for almost four hours one time. Fucking. It's scary. It was the scariest shit ever. All day, every day. I fucking almost killed the guy. I started accusing him of fucking shit. We had like, we literally had$200 worth of fucking weed. We were fucking. It was just alpha dog immediately. It was crazy. Well, dude, you talk about being paranoid. It's just you're in a paranoid.

1:53:23Everybody's a fucking narc or whatever. Everyone's following you. Everyone's a narc. Everyone's watching you. Yeah. At one point, I would wake my friend up and be like, are you fucking watching me? Motherfucker. I had a storage unit at one point. And between me and someone else, we had like 60 pounds of weed in there. And I'd have to go in there with a duffel bag in the middle of the day and like look around, load it and walk back up. The one time I went there at three in the morning, or excuse me, it was like, you know, one in the morning, but I go in there, it's nighttime and there's a fire alarm going off in the school.

1:53:50And I remember hearing it being like, well, there's a school near, which probably wasn't the best place to have fucking 60 pounds a week. So I go in, I'm like, oh, that's weird. The fire alarm is going off. I load up a duffel bag of like 30 pounds of weed. I come out of the place and surround it in police, police officers everywhere. Cause they were, they came because of that fire alarm going off in the school and I'm holding a duffel bag and they're just standing there. it's like 1 a.m. or whatever and i just come down the steps they look at me and i look at them and i was like boys i just walked to my car and i just was like please please please please please got in took off no problem i was shitting myself dude that was like one of the scarier oh i can feel the stress of that dude because you feel a second you're when they're behind you you must be like they're fucking they're following me burning in my head you're pulling off you're like you're just waiting for one of their cars to pull off and it was like dude it was a massive giant like hockey bag and it looked i was like this looks so sketchy i'm just coming out like and i like froze it says weed on the side of it yeah just came out like oh just stared at them and i was like hey i'm like what the fuck's wrong with that guy wow yeah true that is uh i will say that is one of the perks of being a white guy yeah easily do you think the cops at 1 a.m with a giant duffel bag and being like hey yeah what's up brothers what's up guys hi-ho neighbor yeah Yeah.

1:55:07But yeah, and you're just in a paranoid delusion the whole entire - It's terrible for your - Dude, my hair's fucking gray, dude. Yeah. You're just worried all the time, constantly, for years, dude. You're hiding shit in your ceiling. Yeah, that's - Yeah. Everything just gets scary. You're hiding stuff. Yeah, we had like a couple of - Fighting of - Dude, it's funny, because - Sorry to cut you off. No, go on. You give someone an ounce of weed, and you watch them, they'd be like, yeah, just like, you know, sell this, and people would start it, and it's like, people would implode. it's just so much pressure or they would just smoke it all and be like whatever yeah but then they're high now you're having to talk to somebody that's fucking high to get you their shit back and then everybody starts knowing you're the weed guy so people knowing you're the weed guy there's something cool about it but then there's also this fear because you're like well i'm gonna get busted paranoid yeah paranoid all the time then you hear about other people getting busted and you know it's just and then it gets closer to you and you're like don't snitch or whatever yes and i wasn't gonna do anything yeah we would bury weed in our we had like seven dime bags we trying to sell right you got them in your mouth your little wheelchairs burying them in the yard it was un-fucking-believable dude that's why you didn't get caught though dude you guys were careful it was breaking horrible dude that's who we were dude it was just it was the dumbest thing ever i'm in the front yard just calling my buddy a fucking burying fucking dime sacks with a trowel you know i know someone who uh what the fuck you're doing i know someone who thought he was selling steroids and he got beat and they were just antidepressants so he was selling them to like a bunch of people they're all like dude they're working i'm getting you know and they were just on ssr oh dude i feel great hey man they felt it did feel good dude i bought some steroids once my girlfriend while i was at away from her house i was doing something found them broke and threw him all away she took your roys and when i got did you already cycle on them so did you like were you like what the fuck no i think i had been on steroids at the time and i was not happy when i got there okay yeah dude it was a do not look if you find your boyfriend's steroids okay don't touch them just yeah bring it up to them do not get rid of them though because it can create a man and become violent you know i didn't but you could see how i could it could be a wild day for someone dude i'll i'll say and i this is like i i've interacted with a couple people who did the combination of coke and steroids and that's the most lethal that's like a dangerous combination oh i would and then if you're already a little bit bipolar and boom like those steroids the coke and your bipolar mania hit at the same time it's like that was the craziest i was out to breakfast one time with a guy like that and he ordered it was actually kind of alpha but he like we're ordering breakfast he's like oh and i'll take a muffin and can i have that immediately and i was like damn bro you just hit her with the immediately he's like i want that immediately not even like i'll you know i can have that before he's like i want that immediately an immediate muffin it was boss and it was boss energy but it was i remember being struck by that i'm a muffin can have it immediately a little urgency behind that yeah but yeah that that's a wild combo yeah yeah how long are you on the roids for i was on and off for a few years i I remember the first time I ever did them.

1:58:18Pills or did you inject? Shooting. Dang. That's awesome. Shooting three-pointers. One time, my buddy Sean, he sold me some pills. He actually passed away. He died. He drowned. I think he - Shit. He tried to hide from the police underwater. No, dude. Fucking drowned. That's terrible. Yeah, you just can't do it. Yeah. you know it's uh you don't think about it when you're he was so high he just thought i can hide underwater bro i almost passed out in a pool this summer i tried to do a back and forth in front of all my friends and i had my daughter's goggles on and they were bro they were crushing the sides of my head so hard i for real went out came up my legs were all and i was like spitting water out because i remember being like do you ever try to hold your breath super long in a pool and you start like vibrating and shit i was feeling that i'm like bro i'm so close to getting back and forth i got that and all of a sudden i black out come to and i'm up in the water my lungs are full i'm like and then i took two more steps passed out again smacked my chin on the side of the pool my friends were all just they thought i was like fucking around until i got myself on the pool and i came up i was like yo i think i passed out they're like yeah dude you passed out twice yeah it was start the burgers man yeah it was terrifying dude he's called meeting the wizard that's what david goggins calls it really when they the marines like train underwater and pass out underwater bro it's fucked up i can see like when you have people like oh he hit and drown it's like dude if you try to hold your breath too long you can miss a window and you're just out well those kansas city chief fans were partying with their buddy where he left those four dudes dead on his porch that was fentanyl weren't they doing fentanyl i think it seemed like something was crazy you know yeah i think they got coke and they had fentanyl that shit's terrifying fuck that's one thing i'm happy i i never got involved with because that's just like and everyone's like everyone i know still does coke which i'm like is crazy they're like yeah but dude like we're testing it i'm like no you're not dude you're telling me you're drunk at a bar you score coke and you're like hold up let's test this first like no you're not yeah you're the same type of person that mails his shit to somebody can you imagine the mail your shit you're just some dude in a fucking house just pounds of shit just showing up at your door every day you're just counting fucking money all day you're doing it in your garage like jeff bezos wife's like what the fuck, dude.

2:00:38Dave, I'm gonna analyze these turds. Let me analyze these turds. Dave, come on. I gotta fucking, you know. It probably just goes right to a landfill, and they're like, you need vitamin D. And they're like, thank you, sir. Thank you. I think I got tricked, dude. Yeah, testing your own. At that point, what are you having to do? It's crazy. Yeah. It's interesting. You have some tour dates coming up, I saw. Yeah, man. I gotta... You're in New York next week? Yeah, I gotta go to the New York Comedy Festival, of the town hall. I want them sweating that one. I think it should be good, but yeah, be fun.

2:01:10When you're sweating it, what do you mean? Ticket sales. It's going pretty well. I got to do that one. And then capital one hall. They just like, they're trying me in theaters right now. Like clubs, I feel comfortable now. They're like, let's do some theaters. So I'm like, fuck. So, you know, it's just got to sell all the tickets of a weekend in one day. I know it's scary. Yeah, dude, it is scary, but the, uh, it's going all right. You know, it's like, I don't place too much pressure. it's like it is what it is i try to promote stuff but i'm not like you know if it doesn't work out that's just what it is like there's nothing i can do yeah so you know so that's coming up so i'm gonna do that and then uh then i get a bunch of other dates coming up till like basically like may so we're all on matt mccusker.com whatever but yeah come check it out yeah man if you want yeah and congrats you guys this podcast is still doing great dude yeah we're this is this is like the dark night of our podcast so i'm doing it i'm just holding it down dude shane's doing the tires and i've been you know i've set up a new thing now where i i have like headset mics and i stand at a podium with and i have the guest stand at a podium and it's been kind of fun changes the energy when you're on your feet imagine if we're on our feet this whole time it's a whole different energy oh it's a good point huh and you have you have your hands are free you're just on the headset you're thinking you're more creative move around i kind of like it so far and you have like a podium to lean on i can put a laptop on this under count and like you know if i need to look at something i can just kind of yeah it's been fun i'm really fucking around with it yeah been good for you man and if you take a walk sometimes i'll notice if i take a walk with a friend we have such a better conversation big time or if i take like one of the things i like to do now sometimes if i'm even going on a date or something just like let's just go take a walk it's like you kind of get to know somebody is chill you're in motion like and you feel like you did something too when you when you like go on a walk dude and that's for me that's the best cure for when you get the mental zoomies hit the fucking road just walk it helps so much fucking walk till you're a stepdad yeah walk to that new family dude um best of luck with all the tickets man well yeah if you need a guest too if i come back man i'll have to pop in please dude please that'd be awesome i got i got like because shane's taping in new york is that where they're taping philly yeah right in philly oh yeah i got like um gustavros is taping with him yes yeah i think he's gonna i'm gonna see him next week yeah man so i got like i think like seven more weeks of episodes to record before it comes back so i've we've made it through.

2:03:21So, you know, it's been fun. It's one of those, like, it's been like a learning experience because it's, you know, it's easy. We can do it. We'll do it together. When it was just me, I was just like, well, fuck, you know. The dogs, man, they'll be excited whenever he gets back, though. Oh, yeah. You can hear them barking. They're ready. They're ready. They're ready. Trust me, they're ready for him to be back. Tickets at mattmccustard.com. Matt, good to see you, man. Bro, thank you so much. Yeah, man. Have a good one. You too. Now I'm just floating on the breeze And I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be cornerstone Oh, but when I reach that ground I'll share this peace of mind I found I can feel it in my bones But it's gonna take...

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