E553 Grace O'Malley

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32:05Yeah, I feel that. I had an ear blowout. I can't hear out of this one. Really? Yeah, like at all. And what occurred? Were you guys out on the water? I was on an airplane like three weeks ago, and it just blew. And this is just a nightmare. I've never had it. I can't hear. Yeah. It's pretty brutal. But other than that, pretty classic of a holiday. Good stuff. You spent time with your family? I did, yeah. Nice. Are your parents still married? They shouldn't be. They can't afford the divorce. They looked into it. And so I'm just working really hard this year so they can get there. dude that's such a great thing if at the end of the year you actually have a big divorce for them i think they'll be stoked oh yeah it'd be really good and they still live outside of boston yeah yeah oh that's beautiful yeah um and so you have so just so my listeners know so you i know you because we had brianna chicken frown you guys had a podcast together yes yeah and it's called plan brie uncut plan brie uncut yes and you guys don't have it anymore it's no longer it's no longer yes and so you guys and you guys had been friends for a long time yeah we were friends forever okay um since we were like in fifth grade oh wow kid friends yeah oh that's cute since we were little baby children that's sweet that's sweet and um and have you guys kept a good friendship after i know that i know that there's been like i'm not trying to get into like the tumultuousness of things or whatever but how is how does that stand today because it must be tough to like have a business with a friend yeah um i was just i've always just um like in 2020 she got the job at barstool and like had to move to new york for it and i was taking a semester off from college and she was like do you want to come with me and i was like yeah fuck it why not and so like i door dashed on foot when we got there and stuff and like she slowly but surely like was trying to get me a job at barstool oh really so really hustling for you yeah so like She like really like stuck her neck out for me.

33:57And like we ended up doing the podcast together after like a year of living there. And it was just so much fun. We had a blast. It was always fun doing it. Yeah, a lot of y 'all's clips are so great. Dude, we would just shoot the shit. Good banter. But, you know, I think we're just going through a rough patch right now. And I think one day we're going to figure it out. Yeah. But she's doing her thing. I'm doing my thing. and I still love her. So I'm being a politician right now. How do you feel? Trying my best. You know what's interesting is I've had times where I was like, I was going through moments with friends and stuff, you know, and most of them evened out over time.

34:36Yeah. But the toughest part about it, like was in the times where we weren't getting along or we were having differences, that I didn't have my friend at times. That was really the shittiest part. Yeah. It was like, even though I would have like a leg to stand on about why I was upset about stuff, sometimes I'd be like, man, fuck Scott, dude. I've got to call Scott right now and tell him. Yeah, right? I couldn't even call my friend. I was so fucking fired up. Then you get done with the conversation. Like, ah, dude, you know who would really help me out with this? Exactly who I'm talking about.

35:07It's fucking brutal. It's tough. That was kind of the worst part sometimes was just hitting that type of moment where like, oh, man. Because it's hard to kind of have good friends, you know? Yeah. Do you still have pals from growing up? Oh yeah I got some good pals from growing up So And then I've made more over the years Kind of like people go through things A lot of friends get married and stuff And since I'm not married You kind of fall into this weird place Where you just become like You're just friends with whoever's not married Yeah that's kind of fucked up Yeah When does that start happening?

35:36I would say probably in your 30s It starts getting more like Well I guess it depends on where you're from Like where I'm from Louisiana people get married early Yeah yeah yeah And so you lose a couple guys right out of the gate. And right after they get married, their hair falls out immediately. I don't know why. Well, at least they locked it in beforehand. That's true. Yeah. And maybe some of those guys know their hair's about to fall out. Yeah. They have an idea. They're like, oh, I'm going to lock it in. I'm going to get that. I'm going to hop on top of that. Their bald dad is just having a conversation with him.

36:02Hey, buddy, it's time to get that ring and put the knee down. You're like, dad, I'm only 15. They always had that one kid that went bald way early, you know? And people would use him to buy alcohol. They're like, what do you mean? he can't buy liquor and be like he's only like he's bald damn it he just took out his 401k he's fine he's bald he rode here on his bicycle you think a fucking child is bald damn it he's a DUI he already bought the booze that's why he's on the bike selling the liquor damn it um so yeah but I still have good friends from when I was growing up I think yeah and then I met you know it's been like I think like since I work in business where I kind of travel around and stuff, you meet a lot more people probably than you do if you just stay in one, live in one town.

36:51Yeah. I do think everyone should get out of their town at some point. Oh yeah. Because like you don't know what you're missing if you don't. Yeah. Like I thought everybody was Catholic growing up. I never knew any Jewish people. I never knew anyone who was different. And I didn't find out until my junior year of high school that there's other religions. Oh yeah. That's pretty retarded. Yeah. And you guys are, so Catholic is the one. With the priests. Okay. Yeah. The one where they're playing freeze tag with the kids but they didn't tell the kids? And that's where I thought I could get some. Oh really?

37:19They only like the boys. Yeah I've been trying every angle for years. Did you do anything you put eye black on or anything? I guess I could have shaved my head but they see right through that with the tits you know. Oh it must be horrible when a pre-seas tits he's like oh fuck good day son. You shall not be blessed. I don't know what they say. Oh what are we talking about? fuck yeah I never been I'm trying to think if I ever been Catholic or not I might have been we were Presbyterian for a while I know and then my mom got in a fight with somebody outside of the church once and so then I think we were I think we were Methodist or 6th Methodist or something I don't know how many there are I gotta ask my mom is that like Mormon shit?

38:03no it's just like you don't drive far to the church wherever that one is okay yeah sure like the closest church or whatever god the lemonade stand church it was very yeah yeah it was yeah it was like okay this is it you know yeah yeah it was like that kind of yeah um but okay so now so you ended up in new york yeah your first time you lived in new york when you went there with uh brianna yes yeah so i've been there for like four years and uh do you feel like you're fitting in there now? Well, now with stand-up, I'm like, oh, finally, I love New York. I needed my thing. I finally found my thing.

38:42And so I've been loving that. And I was just too scared to do it. I was just being such a pussy. To get up on stage? To get up on stage, yeah. And even give it a whirl. Open mics and shit, I just wouldn't. Yeah, because you're so endearing. One of the things that I always admire about you is just you being you. It's like immensely charming to like a like it's like uh you can't help but not like want to follow along with your world it feels like yeah that's just really sweet thank you yeah it's a it's it's it's great i i try to be like um like just myself and like open and honest but my problem is i do this accent and it comes out only sometimes yeah so i've got like this boston accent but it's sometimes it's on sometimes it's off so people are like you're doing a fake accent but i don't even know i'm doing it right so i don't know who i am oh yeah it's kind of crazy if you don't know who you are then you're a comedian then most comedians don't know who they are because that's why they're putting on a show they're some of the show is they're over time they're trying to figure out who they are yeah they're trying to manage this presentation that they put to the world you know i think because like when they were young maybe whoever they were didn't feel comfortable or ever in the world so they started making this them yeah and um anyway that's a little bit meta i think but um what was the did you ever like there was ever a point in your life where you were like oh my god i want to be a performer think about it um i liked i liked when people laughed i didn't i didn't know i didn't i think i didn't i never really trusted people that much but I knew if they were laughing that they couldn't not like me.

40:33Like I feel like it would be impossible to hate somebody and laugh at the same time, kind of. Yeah, because you can't fake a laugh. Right, you can, but I would know. Yeah, I know a genuine laugh and I know a fake laugh. Yeah. And if you're just going to fucking hate me and be a dick, then you're not going to laugh in general and then I could wean you out. Yeah. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, so I think there was something like that for me probably. Do you think you kind of had that comedian thing like that, you know, that you wanted to be a comedian or do you think that you just wanted to be a performer?

41:06Did you kind of know what it was like where you wanted to end up? And do you still know? I've always wanted to do stand-up I just didn't think I could I didn't think it was an option and I there's a part of me that like wishes that and this is I guess serious but there's a part of me that wishes I was able to get into stand-up before anything else because I just want to be I don't want people to think I'm just like doing it for shits and gigs to have like this other thing it's like that's what my main focus is and that's what like I love it just so happened one came before the other kind of thing and like I wish I like I don't know got more of the reps in before people started coming yeah right and coming to see you which I appreciate people coming and see you but like I really wanted to get it right like I didn't even want you to stay the other night I was like oh for the set like one day one day you can see it not yet it's not there yet but you know it's good enough to buy tickets but it's not there yet for you no no shot oh it was just cool to see you and your friends in the green room that was dope dude And just like to see like just I wanted to like kind of see what your energy was about going up on stage.

42:14And the room was buzzing, man. People were so excited. Yeah. I think especially with podcasts and stuff, I noticed this. I've sat in the audience and watched some of my friends who are podcasters as well. Yeah. And you just want to kind of listen and be there in the room with them. You're like, I just that's my person or that's my friend. Whatever it is, I fuck with them. I just want to be in the room while they're doing whatever. Yeah. Yeah. And I've done the podcast touring That shit is so easy Oh you mean being on stage Just as your podcast It's so easy You have segments You do the same thing every night You can switch around with jokes Depending on the crowd But compared to stand up It's a walk at the park It feels like stealing You're stealing money from fans that adore you It's not fair But I never made any money off of it Really?

43:08Barstool took it all, yeah. Off your tour? Yeah. No way. We had some, we had, I had an interesting contract. Yeah. But I loved them so much. Are you still working with Barstool? I actually just recently left. Okay. So when you leave, so if you leave, that means do you still have your rights to? I didn't make anything when I was there. Half your podcast, but you had a contract, you got paid something annually. Yeah. So I got, I had a salary. Okay. And that was, that was kind of it. And so I had the option to leave and I took it. Was it a good salary? It was decent. It wasn't equated to. Was it like$500 ,000?

43:49No, nothing close to that. No. My buddy was making a little bit more, a lot of bit more, a whole shit ton more. Okay. So there was discrepancy in power. But she was doing another podcast and whatnot. Oh, that's right. So she was bringing maybe different fans from that also. Yeah, yeah. Got it. So it's all relative. yeah and also some of that stuff is as much as it like it's like it's live and learn sometimes i also didn't care i was just happy to be there right like i was like literally just i i was stoked to just have the job yeah so i was at one point i was working for free selling t-shirts just paying for my own clothes yeah it was crazy i was like yo i'm just like really happy to be here do it any way i can yeah it's about to grind oh yeah and i you know what i think no matter what and no matter what you get involved in, you have to go through that.

44:38You have to go through periods of that. And even with stand-up, you can't escape that. It's like you just have to get in on stage. It's like we all learn it. I still learn it every time I take some weeks off and go back on stage. It's like, God, this feels new and scary. Yeah. And my balls just hide inside of me. That's the new thing I'm learning is because I haven't taken time off this whole year. And with Christmas, I took like two weeks off and I fucked myself big time. I was like, Jesus Christ, this is bad. It's bad news, bitch. Those shows, I don't know, they were fine, but they weren't great.

45:09I'll tell you that. It was tough. What, um, what, do you have, like, a closer, like, do you have it set up? Like, are you telling stories? Are you telling more jokes? Like, what's your set like right now? I'm kind of all over the place. I'm trying to find my, I'm trying to find my thing. I'm doing half jokes, half punches. The punches are corny. Oh, some of the punches to the jokes are corny? I don't, yeah, I don't know if you can tell, but I hate my entire set at the moment. I really think it could be a lot better but that's why I'm doing dry January when I hit the ground running oh for sure now do you feel like a comedian or do you feel like somebody that's pretending to be a comedian I feel like I'm pretending of course you can tell it's brutal I really want to be taken serious but I can't even take myself serious I'm a fucking fool I'm just foolish at least and you know what dude I'll pay to come watch you be this honest I will pay$42 plus fees okay to come to a room and watch somebody be this honest I'm sweating sweating through my pants it's really not as bad as I'm making it out to be but no but I think look there's something about honesty there's not as much of it in the world I would literally pay to go to a room and watch somebody be honest with themselves about what's going on.

46:34I'm learning it. I think we all pretend to be something until we get the hang of it. Yeah. I look up to you. I look up to all your buddies. We just been doing it longer. We don't know the fuck we're doing. But you've got it. It's so awesome to see. I can't wait for the day I finally get it. Yeah. When did it click? I don't know. I mean, I think in like about 11 years, you start to be like, I don't know. There's some different moments. I mean, thank you. That's sweet of you to say that. I mean, I definitely feel like I don't have a, like this is like, it is my job now, you know? Yeah. For a long time, I didn't know if it was my job.

47:14You know, I felt like it was, but you keep going home like at Christmas and you don't have a real job and you tell me I'm a comedian, like whatever, dude, you know, where's your husband? Cause everybody just thinks you're homosexual, you know, Until you get on some sort of television or platform. Like, oh, he's actually very successful. Yeah. We should have been rooting him on. Good for him. Yeah, maybe we'll scratch out these f***ing posters that we drew. Actually, will you sign this? I'm actually a huge fan. And you're like, it's a poster that says, you're a f***er. You held up at my show. But yeah, I'll sign it.

47:45Thanks, guy. So yeah, I think there's like, so that kind of stuff gets tricky. And then I think there comes a point where it's like, you don't have anything else. And so it's like whenever you give up anything else There were times I quit to do real estate There was times I quit And I fucked up like the third contract I ever did And I had to pay somebody's lease for like six months How'd you fuck up that bad? I fucking put myself as the guarantor Are you kidding me? That's crazy That just takes one John Hancock to pay six months rent I had to go live with my girlfriend And I'm paying rent for these other motherfuckers I can't do this as the worst part Damn I was going through some weird shit sometimes And I would pee in the sink at night at my girlfriends Because I didn't want to pee loud and wake up the family right Oh with the family Yeah with the family And the cat would go in there and like Mill around in the sink and fucking Snitch me out the mom ended up knowing That I was urinating in the sink What's that talk sound like She said it your boyfriend been Peeing in the sink It's not the first boyfriend That's ever peed in the sink for her she's kind of into it the mom's into it i remember her daughter texting me mom knows but the piston in the sink who knows whatever grace whatever going through it i suppose

49:07you got i mean you're gonna figure it out and i think it's interesting these days i think because i'll say this there used to be more of stairways for how people got into comedy right there was like um obviously you got on stage but then you got on different like little like there was like a comedy central 10 minutes or there was like um like these uh now there's like dry bar and different groups like that but there was other small groups where you did comedy sets that they put out there right um and now a lot of that's disappearing there was like uh what was that late show there were some late shows um where you would just sit around in a panel right where people would start to build their name.

49:49Yeah. And now I think just a lot of like podcasting has kind of become that. It's taken the place of a lot of things. That's true. Yeah. Whereas before there was maybe more acting roles or things like that for comedy. Mm-hmm. Because there's not even that many comedies now, like shows. Not really. No, not so much. I think that's the new wave that they're trying to do right now is that they're trying to cast for a lot of comedy shows because there has been like a lull. Yeah. That's what I heard. So I think that you have to have some place where you start to build, you know, that's like an entertainment outlet.

50:24So I think podcasting is that, you know, I think it's just kind of become that. Or TikToker or some sort of like just, you know, people's own social media, you know, because sure you have the podcast, but then also the clips are kind of what bring people into your world a lot of times. Yeah, that's true. That is really true. I don't feel like I'm preaching at you, do I? No, no, no. I'm listening and I'm taking it all in because I was clearly I need it. I need all the information that I need I know it's been a while since you had a man But you don't take any of my ideas No no don't take any of my I'm not trying to give you any advice No no no that was the advice you gave Don't take anyone's advice Was it?

51:01The other night Oh good You said oh well I just fucked that up Cause that's even advice huh Damn what an idiot I guess I haven't podcasted in a while I'm pretty rusty You seem great I'm usually good with the banter No you're always great I'm usually good with the jokes I feel like you're doing good. Your sister's here. Shout out Nora. What's up Nora? Nora's here. We're trying to figure out, so Nora just graduated from West Virginia University. And we're trying to figure out what we're going to do with her. She needs a job so I'm trying to think of what she can do within the realm of working together.

51:33Do you have some skill sets Nora? I can edit. So we're thinking she's going to be doing the social media side of things. That'd be nice. Just tagging along. It's good to have someone that knows you very well. Yeah. So. Yeah, and just find new things that are creative. That's just like one of my goals I start thinking of for this year. It's like, well, what things could I do that would be create, like would seem like unique or that could try and be more creative? Mm-hmm. What do you got so far? Well, you have that movie is coming out. Yeah, me and David Spade are making a movie. You're making a movie.

52:08It's in the process of being made right now. We still have to, yeah. We wrote it and we start making it in January. what's the writing process for that like are you allowed to talk about it yeah we just try I mean it took us like two years and we tried to get financing nobody wanted to help and so we're making it ourselves oh no shit fuck yeah that's sick so it's like yeah I think I thought like I never wanted to be an actor or anything like that and I don't really think that that is a world of mine but I thought like if I look back and I was like I get a chance to make I got to do something with David Spade who I like idolized um Do you Skype and write?

52:43We would write together. Together? Yeah, I still have my apartment in LA. Oh, gotcha. So whenever I'm there, we've worked on it over the years in tons of ways. Oh, fuck yeah. But it's been fun. I can't even believe it. I definitely have learned a lot. And we think that it's funny. Yeah. You know? But if I look, I'm laying in my deathbed or whatever. I think it'd be neat to be able to say that I got to do that. Absolutely. And also that I tried to do it. Mm-hmm. You know, because people may make it seem like you can't do this. You have to have all these special people I haven't had an agent help me And so that to me is the kind of shit that I like You don't think I can do this?

53:18Watch me I'll prove you wrong The only thing difference between you and me Is that you've done it already That's the only thing I don't know That shit makes me fucking activated I love to see that You're excited I don't know if I'm excited I'm going to hide somebody's kneecaps in their ass, dude. Dude, you and Spade, just Spade and people? I mean, it'd be, it'd be, look, if anything, I get to sit around with him for five weeks and laugh and we have a good time, so it'd be cool. That's so sick. When do you know something like that's done? I don't know. That's the toughest thing, it's scariest, is that, like, you know, once you move on, you can't, there's no, like, that scene or whatever is locked in.

54:03Yeah. You know? So. And I'm not a great actor, you know? It's like, you know, I'm gonna do my best, I have a plan, and I'm excited about what we wrote. You also worry that if you wrote it now and it comes out in seven months, will any of the jokes still be funny? I'm sure. That sort of thing. I'm sure. You guys have timeless humor. He does. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, dude. But he's definitely. So I don't know. It's just a lot of little things you learn. Like, oh, this is maybe why I don't. This isn't something that I love. What did your mom get you for Christmas? My mom got me a megaphone for Christmas.

54:42And I got her a trip to Hawaii. So a little different. And your dad too to go to Hawaii? That's what's kind of fucked up, I'm realizing. But my father and I, we have a tricky relationship. Really? Yeah. And do you all have any brothers? Does he have any sons? No, even the dog's a lady. So yeah, the poor bastard. Everybody always says, but it's what he gets, he says. I guess he was a fucking asshole growing up. Was he to who? To women? It must be, yeah. He must have been a fucking prick because he says, I deserve it. That's what I get. Four women and a lady dog. Yeah. Yeah. And what happened again?

55:20He was in a fire? What happened? He was electrocuted on the job. So he's the guy when the lights go off in the city, he turns them on. And he got zippity zapped. And now we're doing the same drugs. Yeah. He does ketamine therapy. Does he really? Yeah. And he does his in a doctor's office, and I do mine under the Brooklyn Bridge. It's a little different. Dude, my buddy Ernest used to do it in a car wash all the time. He'd call me. I'd be like, how are you doing? He'd be like, ketamine in the car wash. It's raining. Wow. And is your dad kind of a romantic guy still? Do they still have a romantic relationship with your parents?

56:00Um, no. I'm just trying to envision him. Just absolutely no. Picture any Irish guy with a scally cap about yay high, wide, one dead tooth. Oh, yeah. The old Andrea Gale, huh? Yes. Chewing tobacco, but he doesn't care anymore. It's just all in his teeth. Yeah, yeah. It's just all like - It's a fucking salad bar hanging out of his face. Confetti. Oh, yeah. Confetti tobacco all over. Confetti. It's like every day's a party in his mouth Yeah Yeah Yeah like that guy just fucking whistling tunes Just whistling the soundtrack Of The Departed all the time Just rehearsing For lines he doesn't even have He just always wanted to be a mobster Who's on your Boston Mount Rushmore We've got Ben Affleck Oh, yeah.

57:01Matt Damon. Mm-hmm. And then it used to be Marky Mark, but he kind of lost me because he wakes up too early in the morning and gets too swollen too early. Yeah, it got bizarre, but he was also selling liquor too. That was a strange – I was like, it's selling a liquor, but you're also up so early. His hands are in too many baskets. I don't trust him. He has his hands in too many things. Does he seem like You think he still has the pulse of the streets in Boston Or no Nah I think he lost that He went full Hollywood He lost us He moved to Vegas now I think I think he lives in Las Vegas Nice guy busy man Busy he's busy He's done a lot He has And it starts early on Beating the shit out of an Asian guy All that jazz He did that Oh I didn't know all that you can't get caught he's not stopping Asian hate at all yeah and that's a shit yeah the brothers picked it up a couple years ago remember when the brothers was zapping Asians everywhere were they?

58:08your brothers are the brother brothers the brothers was zapping Asians everywhere and the news kept being like Asian people are under attack it was the brothers and my father my dad just says sparky now yeah your dad's like that guy who just walks across the floor like this and he's like, ugh. Remember doing that shit to people? Oh, yeah. I get people good. I used to, my favorite thing to do to fuck with someone was pass the milk carton around and say, oh, you sit on it. It's all right. And then you give it to the biggest person and you know it's going to explode. They sit on the milk carton and it opens?

58:43Yeah. People did that to me. Really? Yeah, it wasn't me who was doing that to people. Would you ever, would it open under you or not? Always every time. Really? And I fell for it every time. It was foolish. I got jumped a lot growing up. You did? I did, yeah. By who? One time from a black man. Oh, yeah. That was good. That was at a 21 Savage concert. That's the old, yeah. Yeah. That's the Irish hello right there. Yeah. It was at a 21 Savage concert. Yeah. He was kind of windmilling me, and I was pissing my pants, crying. And then all of a sudden, 21 Savage said, yo, y 'all wilding down there. Y 'all got to chill.

59:17And I'm like, can you help? It was crazy. Were you wilding or you were not? I was getting wilded on. Okay, you get mulled on. Yeah. Sorry that happened. You know, it was brutal. And it was good, though, because my buddy didn't even try to help. The girlfriend of the guy who was punching me said, nah, just let it happen. And she did. She let it happen. No way. So there wasn't even any female support? No, it was just, yeah. It was just a. Oh, baby girl, that's tough. Yeah, no, it's quite the story, though. I went to school the next day with a black eye, from a black eye. Yeah. So that was nice. It was kind of cool.

59:52And then they say that's cultural appropriation. You're like, give me a fucking break, dude. I just pretend it was from sex.

1:00:03I just keep bringing it back to that. Well, I'm sorry that you got abused by a brother like that. No, it's all good. You could have gotten knocked up, though. That would have been nice. Have you dated a lot of black men over the years? No dating. You haven't dated either? No. What? Well, like I've been on, I've been on three dates in life. Are you serious, Chris? Like the last date I went on, he recorded inside my house. So I said, I think I'm good for now. Oh, for now. Yeah. Two weeks later, you're like, let's run it back. Like, yeah, dude, just lock your camera up, I guess. Yeah. So that was brutal.

1:00:40I got to think of somebody who could have said, well, now that's sad. I shouldn't have said that. No, it's all right. Another date I went on, I was talking about it on the podcast, keeping it very ambiguous. I didn't want any feelings to get hurt, but he showed up hammered. And I thought that he was like just wicked drunk and slurring his words. Well, it turns out he had a speech impediment. And I didn't realize, and I didn't pick up on that. And he sent me a very long text. I have a speech impediment, and I don't know why. Very long. Yeah. And he said, I didn't know why you didn't like the champagne I bought you at the dive bar.

1:01:13I said, oh, I'm sorry. I guess we just want different things. Ugh. Yeah. I don't know. I don't have a good track record. Well yeah I think you do I think it's just you know I think I have no idea Yes papa I know I'm not gonna fucking tell you dude It's quite alright No we're gonna get some fucking real dogs in here to smash you Gracie Hell yeah Have you seen that girl Have you seen that girl who got railed by like 150 guys Oh yeah I saw that I don't know how I feel about that I don't know what to do with that It's just a thing that happens But she's almost like the evil Knievel of like pussy or whatever.

1:01:50Yeah, she's kind of doing like magic. Like, I don't know. She's like adding time. She's doing daylight savings or something. Yeah. That's a lot of time spent. Yeah, it just seems crazy. And then what are you really doing? It's almost just like, like if people are just running and just kind of jousting themselves into your vagina real quick and then we're running off. It's like a meet and greet with their dick out. Yeah. Yeah, just like next. Yeah, Lily Phillips is her name. She's a gorgeous British only British girl Yeah Well I wonder if this is the thing You're starting to see Because of only fans Like people are having to start To one up each other Yeah well this is going The extra god damn mile Yeah I don't know if I don't know if I would even Enjoy something like that You know Like I mean Even if you were doing it You know You were like I'm gonna make love to 100 women I'd be like I'd like 11 women I would definitely Want to chill Have a Gatorade or something Get on my phone Yeah It's like yeah Like what's I don't know why I was going to ask that.

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1:05:06Write your story with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com slash T-H-E-O to get 10 % off your first month. that's better help.com slash t-h-e-o dude your friends were so funny the other night you're the best friends those are my friends from growing up what I didn't realize was one of my friends she's a really big fan and her boyfriend who was sitting next to you he's an even bigger fan of yours that guy I think one of his lips was sweating a little yeah he was losing it she had her phone out and she did exactly what I asked her not to do and she had her flash and she recorded a video and I was like, she thought she was taking a picture and she actually took a video and it was like three seconds long of her boyfriend saying yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so, yeah That's alright I was so embarrassed Just because then you don't even know what you've said No, no, my god, no Not that you say something crazy, we're having a good time No, I would have had her delete that I was so upset You know, like you ask your friends to do one thing, just please don't do that one thing, and they do that one thing.

1:06:14Yeah. I was like, ah, fuck. That's being alive. Being alive is interesting. They made it interesting. Here, right here, Creed reached their highest calendar year earnings in 2024, grossing$64.8 million from 825 ,000 tickets across 55 performances. Damn. That's their highest calendar year earnings. Is that ever? Is there any more information with it? So Creed's never been hotter than right now? That's crazy to think. because weren't they playing stadiums before? You know what would be a good idea? I've been saying this is there should be a comedian at the halftime for the Super Bowl. That's a horrible idea.

1:06:53Yeah. I want to do it. You do? Yeah. Grace, you would be – I would fail miserably. You think you would? I don't know. Maybe give me, what, 11 years? Oh, 11 years. Yeah, I thought you were talking about in a couple of months. Oh, right now? No, no. God, no. No, I could pull that though if I wanted to. It'd be hard. I think it would be way too scary. It would do like half music, half. You've got to find like the good happy medium between fireworks, music, and jokes. It would be, yeah. It would be like the worst thing that's ever happened at the Super Bowl thus far. Fuck, it'd be brave of you. I would pledge allegiance to that.

1:07:32Salute on that. That would be intense. There goes my hero. Dude, does Creed even sing that song? I have no idea Truly and honestly But yeah, it says right there, Creed earned more money in 2024 than they did in any other year over their 30 year career Oh, so they've never been hotter, good for them My hero, oh no, it's about Foo Fighters Oh, shit What's Creed? Fucking who knows, dude I don't know if I'm supposed to say this, but I saw Kid Rock the other night on New Year's He looked like he was about to Like he'd been through it Yeah Oh, yeah He looked like crack rock, dude. Pull up that video of him from the other night.

1:08:12No, I saw him with my own eyes. Oh, you did? And he looked like he was about to go out on a stretcher. Is that always the thing? Is that kind of his deal? No, no, no. That's not always a thing. Oh, did somebody get a video of him? Yeah, this is it. He definitely... He looked a lot worse upstairs. He seems pretty healthy right there. Yeah, I know. He looked like a good drinking night out. He was shaking good. Was he singing? I don't want problems with Kid Rock actually He's the best He's the best at taking jokes and telling jokes Oh good alright He had a good time I almost met him for dinner that night actually Have you ever spent time around him?

1:08:52No just that one hi and bye kind of thing You should do his comedy festival He does a comedy show here Ryman is for charity It would be fun to get along If you guys got to meet him And you guys got along I'm trying to think You think he'd fuck with me? Yeah He's a sweetheart Yeah I'm a fan Let's go I'm curious to see I'm just excited to be along for the ride And see what goes on I'm really pumped for your movie That sounds like really exciting stuff So when do you start filming that? We'll see January 10th I don't want to think too much about it Because I think it's, what if it's horrible and then it's like you have to put it out.

1:09:35Oh, yeah. Just enjoy it. Just enjoy it. Don't talk about it. Just do it. Real G's moving silence like lasagna. Yeah. That kind of shit. So that's the kind of shit we're doing. I'm trying to think of, you have a new podcast coming out or it's out already? Coming out. Okay. I want to talk about that. I signed with a new network. Have you heard the Unwell Network? Yep. With Alex Cooper, right? With Alex Cooper. Okay. I never thought a day in my life I'd be a diversity hire, but it's all blonde hair, blue eye, pretty girls there. So... Are you considered a diversity hire? Yeah. Why? Because you're brewing redheaded?

1:10:06Redheaded. I just bring a different kind of flavor. Oh, yeah. Bay leaf, huh? Back bay leaf. Yeah. Do they have back bay leaves? I think they might. Grace and Malley is officially unwell. So that means you're officially working with their network. So that's happened. That's happened, yes. So that happened like right before the new year. Did you know that was coming? Was there? They hopped on it quick. So I already separated from the from your previous podcast before this happened. Yes. And so I that happened on I left Barstool on Sunday and then I got to call Monday and we had paper signed by Thursday.

1:10:46So it moved pretty quick, which was kind of crazy. And is it a better deal than you had at Barstool? Yeah. Oh, that's good. Yeah. I'm excited about that. You feel good about it. I feel good. Yeah. Except the one thing I'm concerned about is I don't have health insurance anymore and I'm going deaf in my left ear. Oh yeah, it's true, huh? So I'm going to have to figure that out. And especially if you start taking on a lot of kicks this year, you're probably going to need some health insurance, you know? I'm going to need a couple of Plan B pills and whatnot. Oh yeah, get you a little couple grams of Plan B.

1:11:16Yeah, I'll buy them bulk. I'll get it from Kid Rock. Yeah, get it something from that ditch on you, dude. He'll sell you something, bro. I already got that. Plan B should do a powder, huh? Yeah. How great would it be to do a line of plan B? Dude, I would fucking rip that left and right if I had the sex. I'd do that. Bye!

1:11:40I had my first crazy fan bring me a bag of cocaine to my show the other night. Yeah, that was good. They know I like this stuff, but they wrote, we love you so much on a bag of cocaine, which I thought was hilarious. So cool. It's just interesting Were you able to use any of it or not? I preferred not to Just because Circumstantially it was Unknown where the origin was from Yeah, you know where it's coming from For sure Absolutely Yeah, dude My buddy's aunt used to fucking shed Like a hole in her throat or whatever And they used to boof cocaine right down it That's fucking awesome That's sick Just rocket that shit I want to get there Right through that little bird You gotta be doing something right to get to that point Right through that little birdhouse door She had on her neck hole It's cuckoo.

1:12:29Yeah. She had that little birdhouse door. What else is going on? What else is happening in the news right now?

1:12:40We have not confirmed that the explosion was caused by very large fireworks and or a bomb carried in the bed of the rented Cybertruck and is unrelated to the vehicle itself. Oh, it could have been a fun time or terrorism. Yeah. Dude, the toughest thing about a Cybertruck, what do you drive, Grace? I don't have my license. You don't have your license? I live in New York. oh you don't even need it huh I used to have it but I just let it expire I used to drive and I had a Lincoln 2002 Lincoln presidential town car which is either an elderly person or a pimp I don't know if you've ever seen those bad boys very prestigious yeah three in the front three in the back that was the fucking cruiser we loved that thing it was awesome whipping that bitch boy That thing was classic.

1:13:26Whipping work in that bitch, son. That thing's awesome. Yeah, it still smelt like my dead grandpa. Oh, yeah. It was good. All right, Papa. Yeah. He's in that bitch for good. I could have waited for him to croak to cop that thing. You ever are? Didn't you ever make out on your backseat of that car with any men or anything like that? I mean, I'm sure you had some dates, huh? We had plenty of room for it. But I never did. God. And Nora, you don't coach her on dating or anything? It's hopeless Well, it's fine I'm not worried about it But it's just been something that's been in your life Now, what if a man came along And he's looking for marriage?

1:14:07Do you think that's something you would actually Consider, you think? I mean, at this point it's starting to be like, well The older I get and the bigger reaction That I get when I tell people I've never Been in a relationship is when I start To think, yeah, I think the next guy will probably Be a forever he could be a real prick too I gotta lock it down he better be a prince he better be and there's gotta be some I'm trying to think of what's your ideal man it's such a dumb question isn't it who gives a fuck I'll tell this story I had a crush on Shane Gillis for a little bit big crush and I had met him at my work and I just word vomited.

1:14:52I was talking to him and I dropped a sandwich that I was eating and he said, are you going to pick that up? And I said, I got to go. And I just left. Oh, yeah. That kind of thing. And I just kept running into him. You pick it up, white boy, that kind of shit. Well, I just got really nervous that I wasn't playing cool at all. Oh, it wasn't a tactics. No, no, I just, I just, I scrammed out of there. But I just kept running into him that month, like a lot. And it looked like I was stalking him. and it ended with he hosted Saturday Night Live. I was at the after party and I'm like, I'm looking at him.

1:15:23I'm like, don't look at him. Don't look at him. And I looked at him. I go, hey, congrats tonight, man. He's like, yeah, thank you so much. I said, yeah, bet you're going to get mad pussy tonight, bro. Oh, yeah. I don't, yeah, right. You're not supposed to say that one. And he said, what, what did you say? And I said, ah, see ya. And I just left the bathroom line. Dude. I bought him a beer I respect your fucking move that's how I flirt you want this pussy you're never gonna get it whitey don't you come honky honky and around this thing around this little fucking kitty chain but whitey yeah that's just like a really great example of how I operate so it all makes sense right I feel you sometimes I always get so nervous I followed a woman one time for like seven or eight um blocks and I finally caught up to her and I was like I was so nervous I just was like I'm not following you that's what I said fucking walked off yeah I'm not following you and someone was uphill it was like obvious that I was fucking following her dude my face was all wet she started running she started running fast no she was moving quick kind of you know with pace or whatever um yeah Shane just won cracker of the year I saw this the other day this is a new one by him right from Mr.

1:16:48AB I don't know what is this AB he did like a whole like he was giving awards out to everybody this year oh he was? Antonio Brown? yeah funny as cracker that was his thing is that what Antonio said one time or something I got a new goal for next year you do? this is it cracker of the year What do you get to say? The end? I think you can do it once. All right. It's not like a, you don't even, it's not even like a month. It's not that I want to. It's just like, it'd be a nice perk. No. Yeah. You should, you just gotta be a prize. Yeah. Yeah. And I wonder if you could say it like in public or does it have to be alone in the shower or something?

1:17:27I mean, you can, I don't, I don't say it. I mean, I'll think it sometimes loudly or whatever, but you will not. I'm not that guy. Somebody in our town used to write it down all the time and throw it in, like put a message in a bottle and throw it out into the water. and then it go downstream some dad and his kid are just walking along the stream and the kid finds it and he's like what's this historic artifact it's just sad that that kind of shit is just like that's unfortunate it's that kind of shit that's ruining our waterways that's what I'm saying have you ever been in a contest? did you ever win like a most talented or funniest contest?

1:18:09No, I've lost pretty much everything I've ever tried to do. You're crazy. You're crazy. But you know, you can't let that stop you. I lost class clown to some girl who dropped out of high school. So we did them at the beginning of the year and she was not there to receive the award at the end of the year. You should have to stay in school to even be able to do it. It wasn't fair. and I don't think I was eligible because of just being a shithead. I had like a 1.5 GPA. Oh, so you were not educated? I was not. I was too worried about having fun and cracking jokes. Oh, so you were having a good time.

1:18:50I was blasting off, yeah. Okay. I wasn't as like much of a lose. I just wasn't getting laid. But I was cool. I was having fun. And were you getting wasted at parties and stuff? Oh, absolutely. People didn't like having me around because if you got stuck with me, you would be dragging me out of the woods. Yeah. Yeah. I would fall flat. Oh, really? Yeah. You were fucking just. I was just. The party stops here, boys. If a tree falls in the woods, you're going to hear it. It's grace. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We used to have this guy in our town, this fellow he had. Well, a lot of Irish, they've always equated the Irish with like.

1:19:24I don't want to say like a step up from having Down syndrome or whatever, but it's a popular. Yeah. Right. Like we had a guy in our town. I've told this story before, but he had Down syndrome and his mom didn't know it. Right. Never got the paperwork or the blood test or whatever. And so she just thought he was Irish, right? She thought he's Irish and she's like buying him all this Boston. Are you talking about Shane? Huh? No. This wasn't Shane. Shane probably knows the guy. But this was just a local DS guy, you know. Oh, but his mom would get him all this Boston Celtic shit and Notre Dame shit.

1:19:59And the train that came in our town didn't even go to Boston. so he would probably never go to Boston. But whenever he would misbehave or whatever, they would put him in this baby crib even when he was an adult. And he had this thing where he just would not go out of it. He would stay in the crib. Like a playpen, not a crib, but like a baby's play little area or whatever. And he would stay in it even like 14, 15 years old. Yeah, something like that. What else did I see recently? Oh, there was the LSD, Diplo. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Diplo trips on LSD. What is the most? I'm so curious. What's the most conventional place?

1:20:37It's a kid rock. That you've done LSD? Right now? Right now? This one helicopter. Oh, my God. Please. Oh, my God. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Please tell me. Look at Anderson. He's probably getting sick from being gay. from me. Diplo is definitely every time I'm in Los Angeles I see that guy. That guy loves to party. Yeah, he loves to party. That's so brave dude to go on live television on LSD. Oh my god. I'd kill myself. I really would. That's so scary. I would smoke my own nuts, bro. I could not even find it. I would take my penis off and just fucking hide it in somebody's face, dude. I could not.

1:21:31I would freak the fuck out, dude. He was playing it so cool, too. So cool. I would have been scratching my eyes out. Like, yeah. I can't. I did it one time. You did? Yeah. You did LSD when you were on camera? Yeah. I wasn't on camera, no. I just, like, in general did it one time. I didn't like it. Oh, only one time? And where did you guys go? It was after a long day of partying. We ripped it at three in the morning, so it was a really bad idea. Yeah. Really bad idea. Oh, yeah. So I will be doing that anytime soon. But Molly's a lot better. She's a sweetheart. I like her. Oh, yeah. Molly's the other one shit.

1:22:08Yeah, I remember throwing a bunch of rocks at a bunch of grass or whatever. We thought there was like these little people in it or whatever. And we thought we kept hearing him yell every time we throw the rock in there. It was just children. Oh, in the morning, half my buddy's driver was in that fucking yard, dude. We were all sweating and our shoulders were hurting It was like the neighbors Yeah just fucking just They had like these elephant ear things in the ditch And we thought that like We kept throwing these rocks And I was like listen you can hear these people scream when you throw it in there Getting fucking devious on that You are not a one love hippie on LSD We threw a fucking Eighth of a dump truck of Driveway gravel into that ditch Started eating it and shit I'm trying to think of some famous LSD trips.

1:22:56I mean, I had some good ones. I had one where I like I was in LSD. I took mushrooms to a party. And a lot of people had never taken them and I gave them all to them and I was like, let's play I can go seek and I just counted and they all went and hid and then they fucking... And they were all alone with their thoughts. I never looked for any of them. Wait, that's classic. You are devious. I've still never looked for them. Yeah, fuck them, dude. If they can't handle that fucking mountain lion bitch and get out of the fucking... Can't handle their own goddamn dogs. Then they can get the fuck out of my face.

1:23:29Then get out the forest, big dog, huh? If you don't want to link up, then get out the food chain, bitch. You feel me? That's how you tear your friends. Like, who can handle it? Who can handle being alone? Who can do their drugs? My favorite thing ever, I used to be with my buddy Jeffrey and Scotty. And Nate, we'd all be outside smoking dope or whatever. or smoking flour or weed or whatever. And I'd come back in a few minutes early and Jeff's dad would be always sitting in the house just reading the newspaper or whatever. And I'd come in and I'm like, Mr. Mike, they, they're like, what's going on?

1:24:06I'm like, oh, just, Jeff was being kind of, I don't know, like he just, he kept taking his shirt off or whatever. And Mr. Mike had issues with like, gay, yeah, I saw that coming. So the second I was like, he had his shirt off, whatever, he'd be like, You can feel his fucking teeth just climbing over his tongue through the newspaper, right? He'd be like, And so I would just plant that seed, dude. I would just go. And they would come in. They'd be stoned out of their brain. They'd come in the house. And he'd be like, Jeffrey! And he'd fucking have them come in there. And he'd be like, Just roast them for being homosexuals.

1:24:51What are you doing out there with your fucking shirt off? And Jeff stoned out of his face Has no idea what's going on And he'd say in the house behind him Why are you being such a gay homo? It was a good time So you like throwing your boys under the bus I like fucking being the bus driver And all the seats are under the bus Nice And it's short too Yeah I just like that I like just creating something right like let's see what happens here if we set this thing up this way let's cause some chaos um there was that one famous story who's the famous there was uh two members of i think fleetwood mac that took lsd oh wow there it is the night that fleetwood mac lost peter green and danny kirwin to lsd yeah what was this guy it's all uh amid a manic psychedelic party in a commune mansion green i think it's peter green is the guy's name um was drawn down into the basement and arrived out of the other side in tears in the band's eyes he was distraught despite green claiming to have had an extraordinary experience and stating that he played the best guitar of his life down there another member of the band present that day was danny kirwin fate also besieged him that night peter green and danny kirwin both went together to that house in munich okay that's where they were.

1:26:14After a show, their one-time manager Clifford Davis recalls, both of them took acid, as I understand. Both of them, as of that day, became seriously mentally ill. It would be too much of a coincidence for it to be anything other than taking drugs as of that day. Of fear, the rest of the band felt an intense sense of dread in that place and managed to scurry away with the two heavily intoxicated members. While Green would recover and enjoy a creative life away from the spotlight despite persistent problems things fared differently for Kerwin. Danny had been a nervous and sensitive lad from the start he was never really suited to the rigors of the business Mick Fleetwood once opined.

1:26:51Touring is hard and the routine wears us all down. One night while backstage this regression came to the fore Danny was being odd about tuning his guitar Mick Fleetwood remembers he got up suddenly and bashed his head into the wall splattering blood everywhere. I've never seen him do anything violent and all the years I'd known him the rest of us were paralyzed in complete shock damn he was wonderful but he couldn't handle the life eventually ending up homeless on the streets of London wow sounds like a Tuesday yeah that's what happens dude that's my biggest fear getting schizophrenic really? yeah it freaks me out it doesn't even run in the family but that sounds scary Yeah I think taking a hit of acid or something And next thing you know you just You don't know what you're doing Yeah Actually it might run out of the family I got a cousin like that You do?

1:27:45It's tough And it's a man or woman? Both Yeah That's a thing dude I don't know if I could be a man and a woman Do you think you could handle it? I think I do a good job already I'm saying manly shit to men To flirt with them fucking get some tail tonight brother like what yeah Euclid's up let's go Brady come on now deflate these balls god yeah that's the unfortunate truth who's on my Mount Rushmore I wonder yeah from where you're from oh from where I'm from I'm trying to think of my Boston one oh my Boston one would be is it okay if I do a Boston one? Oh, please, please, be my guest. Oh, Will Hunting.

1:28:40So you got him, you got Tom Brady, you got, oh, Dutch Smith from, um, bring up Dutch Smith. This is him. Following an arson over the weekend, police say a teenager is responsible for all that damage. He's watched 16th Nikki Crys. Joins us live from the Central Pennsylvania Newsroom with more tonight, Nikki. Julie, a lot of people in Shemokin are upset that Dunkin' Donuts is closed because they didn't have anywhere else to go for coffee and donuts. Today we also learned new information about the teenage girl police charged with setting the place on fire. Yellow tape surrounds the Dunkin' Donuts on West Sunbury Street in Shemokin.

1:29:20The popular donut shop is closed until further notice because of extensive fire damage. There's a lot of people that's definitely going to miss it, no doubt about it. A teenager is charged with starting a fire inside the restaurant on Saturday night. Go further down. They start interviewing people. Oh, back up. Back. Many people who live in Shemokin are upset that Dunkin' Donuts is closed. Now I have to rely on myself to go to maybe a Turkey Hill or something where I don't like their donuts. I'd rather the donuts at Dunkin' Donuts. And I'm kind of dealing with it, but I really miss Dunkin' Donuts.

1:29:53Well, I go there every day. I get a chicken baker croissant or I get some coffee, Powerade if I'm dehydrated. I sit there all the time. If I have any legal work that I need to do, I go there. I meet with my attorneys there. I'm going to miss that place if it don't open up. That's classic. A lot of my friends go in there, get the cold coffee. What, iced coffee, I guess it's called? Jesus. What a fucking Motley Crue that is. So the guy in the middle was like, yeah, I get state dehydrated, meet my attorney up there, my boy Dutch Smith. He's on your motorway? Is he also on your team? I feel like you know him.

1:30:31The Dunkin' Donuts over there. I gotta talk to my lawyers. He's like, I gotta do some legal work. When you gotta do legal work, you gotta go to Dunk's. That's classic. Oh, yeah. What do they call up there? Ice cold coffee? Ice coffee? That was good. What do they call it? Cold coffee? He's a freaking crazy person. I'm like, oh, yeah. Meet me at the Dunk's on 15th and Second, we'll get to the legal work We got some legal work That is so good And you know he's not studying to be a lawyer Nah Yeah, yeah, you know Yeah, you know he's not studying To be a lawyer Can you do accents? Do I do them? Can you do accents?

1:31:15Yeah No, I can't really do them that much, I don't think Sometimes I wish I spent more time focusing on stuff like that Yeah What about you? I can just do Irish Yeah? Yeah So, under pressure, it's pretty hard. But you just really have to emphasize the arse, really. Are you really? Truly and honestly, yeah. Truly and honestly, yeah. How are you going? I do it a wee little bit, but here and there is a good party trick if you do it. Oh, yeah. But it's not really going to take me far in life, is it? Hey, take it back, darling. That's fine. Yeah, I'm bad. But I think maybe if I, it'd be fun to work on, I guess.

1:31:50I don't know. Yeah, I think I like it. You did a good job. Thanks. Have you toured in Ireland yet? No. You got to wait. No. You got to wait. I'm new ski. Yeah, sorry. What are we talking about? I'm brand new. Yeah, I shouldn't have said that. Which is probably why I have nothing to talk about. That's okay. No, you're great to talk to. Grace O'Malley, I love, I'm glad I've gotten to sit and chat with you. If you guys don't know Grace, now you probably do. I think you have a good, I think, did we talk about your life enough, do you think? Yeah, sure. Okay. Oh, did you finish college or not? No, I dropped out.

1:32:25You did? Yeah. But by the time I dropped out of college, I had a 4.0. You did? Yeah, I found out what Adderall was. Oh, so you were using it. So I needed it. Yeah. As it turned out. The Irish need it. What are the Irish missing? There's always that thing, you know? They're missing out on, well, the fathers are missing out on loving their children. Yeah. They don't know how to express it. Oh, yeah, they can't, huh? Yeah, they can't. Yeah, it's like - And they just get you a fucking Edelman jersey. Yeah. They just hope that'll equate to love. It's good. Yeah, why can't they do it? Well, sharing a beer in silence, that's also supposed to be love in their eyes.

1:33:03Really? Yeah. Yeah, why do the Irish have that trouble sharing love? Maybe, and if people listen, they can hit the hotline too with that, 985-664-9503. And that would be great to just, I want to examine that next time we have a solo episode, is why the Irish have that trouble expressing their love. Do you think that they have it more than other cultures? Let's think just to compare. The Koreans can't do it. They can't? No, they can't. Tough? Is it tough love or is it just no love? Well, there's a video. You see that? I think Steve – look up Stevie Weeby. He just put that video of him, Bobby, and their mother trying to do Christmas together or something.

1:33:45Can you see that if you put it on his Instagram? The Koreans, I don't think they can do it. Bobby's the Asian representative. Bobby is... I want to say he may be. You like it? I know. You like it? Yeah. Yeah. Late at night and I leave Duke here by himself. He loses his mind. Oh, Bobby? No, Duke. Oh. You have no snacks here. I got hungry. She's been drinking. No, it was 6 in the morning.

1:34:24So what happened last night was I wanted some snacks. So I went to 7-Eleven. I got a slurpee. That's good. This is like that telephone game or whatever. Can you see where Bobby comes in later or not? Can you help me out? Get further down. Further, further. is there any part where Bobby comes in or not? No, maybe not. The mother is very endearing. I would love to meet her. She's probably a star that I would like to meet. Yeah. Who's up there for you? Who haven't you met? And who, on top of that, who was your favorite thus far? I don't know. I got to meet Mel Gibson one time and he was very captivating.

1:35:02Yeah, that's wild. It's very like you get drawn into him, you know? You sit down and shoot the shit with him? Yep. Yeah? Yeah, I did get to one time, which is crazy because Patriot's my favorite movie probably. Was there anything else that we wanted to talk about? You have any of our topics, anything you want to look at really quick? I'm just trying to think, Grace, before I let you go. Oh, wait, so your new podcast. Tell me about it. Okay, so it is going to be coming out in February. That's great. Everything is completely up in the air right now, trying to figure out what the hell it's going to be.

1:35:33But for the most part, the idea for it is the name's going to be Disgraceful, and I'm going to have guests on every week. And for the first 15 to 20 minutes, they're auditioning to be my new co-host because I need a new co-host. So that's like the niche there. And then after that, hopefully we'll shoot the shit. I'll get to practicing a little more and be a little better for that. So what are you looking for in your co-host? Do you already have parameters? That's the thing. It's all just a gimmick. I'm never probably going to have a host. Oh, you're not? we'll see how it goes but there is possibility possibility like Alex suggested Alex Cooper suggested from Call Her Daddy so I had pitched her my idea for this podcast and she was like yeah that's awesome but what if you did a podcast with like Blake Griffin I'm like what?

1:36:23so that's the idea that she has for it so we're going to figure out something somewhere in the middle something like that yeah that was just like a little behind the scenes kind of phone call so we'll see how it goes Will she have a say in it? Will you have a say? Will it just be, is it up to you? I get final say, yeah. You do. So I think I'm going to stick to my guns. Yeah. Yeah, I think just trust your instincts. Yeah. Whatever your instincts are, I love them. Thanks. Right back at you. They're fun. Your instincts are fun to ride along with. The Down for Anything tour that's going on right now.

1:36:57Yep. And despite everything I've said on this podcast, it is a good show. So come on out. Oh, yeah. I believe that it is. I almost stayed I wanted to stay there I think I got nervous There were so many girls in there A lot of girls Yeah It's like a slumber party Yeah And then I just My whole time I'm just trying to make The boyfriends laugh Yeah Because they don't want to be there Oh yeah So I like really try my best To make them laugh the most You know what's so funny About comedy A lot of times You'd be on stage And it's all dates there Yeah And so you're like So not only are you Like the kind of like If you're the lonely one If you're the one That doesn't have a boyfriend Or girlfriend Then you're also Provide You're the entertainment, right?

1:37:36They're paying for sure. But then they all have, and then you're like, oh, it just builds up this. Sometimes they can build up this weird fucking resentment. Yeah, totally. I mean, I just did a New Year's Eve show. So everyone, three, two, one, everyone started kissing. I'm like, I'm still on stage by myself. It's like a double whammy fuck you. I was like, this is nice. This is fun. You throw a couple fingers in the hoo-ha. What do you do at that point? I just I started I just grabbed the bouncer Just fucked him on stage there No I started I started shotgunning beers So I felt less lonely Yes I swear to god There you are Gracie We're gonna fucking We're gonna send some cats Your way this year Gracie baby Yeah We're gonna send you a boatload of cats Fuck this year That's for sure.

1:38:32Your dad might be in this. Okay. And why do they say cock up there in Madison? Yeah. It's just, there's no way, there's no, it's not a way for a woman to talk. Cock. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I was going in, I had a show right outside of, not Medford, I don't know where it is. Is that right outside of the city? Medford, yeah. Medford. That's a town. And I had a show right out there And some guy's walking up with his wife They're eating a piece of pizza And he's like Doris That's the guy We're gonna give him your pizza Give him your pizza And Doris They're both eating You can tell they just got a snack They're running over They're running a few minutes late I'm like Don't get here He's like Give me a fucking pizza Doris You fucking bitch So now I love this guy Yeah That's how he is I don't love you Yeah Yeah yeah Fuck it Like I wanna see him Doris So Doris gives me her pizza and then they go inside.

1:39:28The guys just eat him. Like, what the fuck are you doing back there? Oh, my God. I'm just like, what? Yeah, that's the kind of guys up there is they'll throw their wives across a car to impress their boys. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're kind of gay for it. Oh, they're definitely. Just to get a whiff of Pedroia's fucking catcher's mitt. Yeah. All right. I think we've had enough. I think we've had a good start to the year. Anything that you're trying to push on yourself this year? I know maybe love is in the air. That's always in the air. Yeah. Anything else you're kind of like? Is there a real goal that you have or something this year?

1:40:06I get porked at least once. Okay. And then we'll get... Getting slammed. Now we talking... We're talking I'll take it wherever I can get it. Whoa. This is a Christian program. Oh, is it now? My apologies. So you're right at home. Go ahead. Yeah, no, and then I'm trying to cut back on drinking. I have a drinking problem. You do? I'm a functioning alcoholic. Oh, yeah? Yeah, big time. So I'm trying to kick back. Okay. I'm going to start with the dry January and see where that goes. Oh, so you're tapping back in. So for the rest of January, you're off. Oh, yeah. I missed the first day, but what are you going to do?

1:40:45That's still December in some places. Yeah, right? In Holland, I think. Yeah, they're behind. Yeah, it's like. I'm on Holland time. Fuck it. I'm on Holland time. Okay. What about you? What about me? No, I'm going to try to be sober all year, I think. But any New Year's resolution? Resolutions, yeah. I'm going to try to be more pertinent with my time. Like, don't waste time in things that I know. Like, I think with relationship stuff, don't waste, like, dating time and things that maybe don't have a chance kind of thing. That's fair. I don't know. So stop dating girls with no personality? yeah just if I know it's not really there don't just kind of you know use the situation just because maybe I'm lonesome or something you know or like don't or just because I don't have anybody to go do you know just be like well just do shit by myself then so no I'll just be by myself or whatever it's not all that bad right it's not that bad yeah do it all the time and then um and then your nightmare is my everyday I don't know and then I don't know get out there and fucking do some sex maybe I don't know something else uh I don't know I'd like to read a little bit more maybe this year you read a lot last year?

1:42:01not as much as I'd have liked but just cause I wanna have that slow time your thoughts are slowed down and you're just kind of relaxing you know I feel like my brain gets so sped up yeah I can't I don't know how to slow it down yeah slow it down and maybe pray pray yeah pray if I meet a wife or something 2020 Y that's where I'm at there you go 2020 Y It could happen, dude. That's good. I like that. Welcome to come, country. There you go. Then you can hang out with your other friends. Yeah. We're coming over. I got me a bride now. Yeah. Look at her. Look at her. She give me pizza. Doris. Grace O'Malley, thank you so much for coming.

1:42:37Nora O'Malley, thank you for coming too. And cheers and blessings to you guys. Happy New Year. Happy New Year, man. Thank you very much. It was an honor, truly and honestly. And same for me. And best of luck with Disgraceful. It comes out in February. Yes. Okay. On the Unwell Network. Hell yeah. Amen. Hell yeah. Now I'm just floating on the breeze. And I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be cornerstone. Oh, but when I reach that ground. I'll share this peace of mind. I found I can feel it in my bones. But it's gonna tell you. Thank you.