E557 The Inauguration

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1:02First of all, let me say that to you. And this is the day that we have been given.

1:10And yeah, and I'm happy to be here and alive with you today on planet Earth at this time in existence. And here we are. What is going on? Oh, this, I freaking, I'm in Los Angeles, right? And I forgot that I have a Jeep Cherokee out here. And it's probably maybe six, seven years old or something. And I forgot that I wasn't driving my car at home, right, in Nashville. So the other day, I thought my car got stolen. So I call the police or whatever, or, you know, yes, the authorities. They come, the guy. We're standing, I'm like telling him, describing my car, which is a cyber truck. And I know that's alarming and it makes a lot of people sad and that's okay.

2:08But I'm describing, and it is, it's very, it's like driving like a molar filling for the Statue of Liberty. You just feel like you're driving this huge molar filling for some gigantic thing. But anyway, besides all that, I call the police. I'm telling the guy. Took a while. Waited probably 40 minutes. I'm telling the officer, explaining the vehicle and stuff. And I reach him my pants. I have car keys, right? I have car keys. And the guy, and I said, well, these are the keys to it. And I gave them to him. and he presses the button and the fucking dude i uh the car the car was like fucking five cars away i thought that i had i was driving my cybertruck i just forgot i thought i was driving my truck and i just i forgot because i i just hadn't been in los angeles in so long and i just forgot that I was driving this Cherokee, the Jeep.

3:15So, the Jeep, like I'm a multi-car owner. But anyway, absolutely embarrassing and just ridiculous and just you know, I was like to describe the vehicle to him you know. Turn that off. And describe the vehicle. And first of all, when you're describing a Cybertruck, you're like, yeah, it looks like a, you fucking, it's a fucking you know. it looks like a ufo that couldn't make it you know that's kind of what you know it's just very it's like you know it looks like a uh like you're driving a sand wedge or something so just that of that alone is is bizarre and then i was like yeah i don't know what happened i ran inside here for a little bit and i came out and it was gone so i'm telling that and then i have the keys and then i i think i that's where my glitch was i was like yeah and i guess i um i still have the keys and i give them to him he fucking presses the thing and the keys to the uh my jeep and bam it's fucking right there so anyway whatever that's where i'm at um what else let's get into it man i just got back from the inauguration in the usa and i was uh let's play some let's play let's lead into it the little instrumental

4:54U-U-S-A Inauguration

5:11Very beautiful. That's Canon in D major right there. If you're into that sort of thing. Yeah, I was just, I took a red eye flight. And so I got in probably 630 in the morning, had to get dressed in the car and took this suit that I have on, got dressed in the car, went to got dropped off at a hotel right and you couldn't you couldn't go within like five blocks of the hotel you had to there you couldn't drive up to it so got dropped off so when it's walking um and it's cold you know when you're like you know you're hurrying because we had to get there by a certain time by 8 a.m to make sure um that i could be like legit or whatever so i guess so I'm changing in this thing.

6:03And I didn't know the man, the man, the driver of the car that picked me up. He was a, he was from a, like a United Nations area or whatever. You know what I'm saying? He, this guy was a, he, we probably got him in a trade or something. I don't know how we got him, but he didn't speak a lot of English and that's okay. And I didn't speak a lot of his language so we just were you know we were different we were verbally kind of different people and so anyway i'm like and i've never you know i'd have to change in this car and so it's just like um yeah it's weird first of all i had to change down to complete nudity you know down to just um you know just down to the lord's matt finish you know what i'm talking about baby that first layer and so it was just a lot you know so anyway that happened and um and so anyway we get we get like you can only get within five blocks of this hotel to where i had to go uh check in by 8 a.m and it was called hotel wilfred hotel wilfred wrote it down and it was fancy i mean you go in and there's like a there's like a trump like somebody has a trumpet or whatever they're not even playing it but they're holding it or whatever like a guy standing by the door and there's some guy whose job he stands outside his only job is to just be cold he just looks he's like you know it's like a nice place it's like like a place you would see on home alone where he goes where kevin goes and but yeah there's a guy out front his job is just to get cold for the rich people inside so they don't have to do that right so he's just outside just being fucking freezing that guy was out there dude and so i go inside and there's nice carpet and everything and this wasn't where i was staying this place was probably i don't even know how much it was but they wouldn't like it was a lot but anyway everything had carpet the walls had carpet the ceiling had carpet everything had kind of flooring or whatever everything and but very fancy like pictures of um like uh like rich somebody rich eating something you know like oh sirloin or whatever so anyway all that shit so go in there and ask to use the restroom they had a guy like the place was nice they had a guy who was just looking at you who looked like Like, do we let this dude use our toilets type of dude?

8:45You know, like kind of like a shit bouncer or whatever they call it. You know, just a dude. And he looked at me and I could tell he was like visually on the fence, right? But then I kind of gave him like a, you know, I can handle it type of thing. And then I went in the bathroom. I'm in there changing or whatever. um i'm in there um getting uh my toothbrush get toothbrush and put some lotion on my arms and legs right because uh yeah because i didn't want to you know it was winter time and i get pretty chapped out so anyway i go and i meet our group in the lobby and i meet up there's a guy named alex bruchowitz and he was um the guy who got us in to be able to go and he was a guy also who his yeah his last name i think bruchowitz i don't know it's a lot letters that don't even fucking know each other right it's like you could tell some of the letters if you write it out you're like oh these bitches they never even these letters don't know each other you know and if you look on the faces of some of the letters if you had them lined up you see some of the letters like i don't i don't know this guy you know pointing at the letter next to him or whatever yeah brook sure brook sure it's brook sure brook sure brook sure it's something like that anyway i get there this is the people that is in the group okay it is um it is Kyle from Nelk Boys, right?

10:23John Shahidi from Shots and Happy Dad. Jake Pauls, Logan Pauls. Who else? Let me think. Jake Pauls, Logan Pauls, Pam Pauls. Pam Logan Pauls. Let me see. Logan Paul's mom is called Pam.

10:55And then Connor McGregor and Evander Holyfield and Danica Patrick, right? The race car. You know, she was like, at first they had like Princess and Mario Kart. And then right after that, they had Danica Patrick. so you know one of only two female racers ever so anyway that is our group that's our group right and like i don't even know let me see i'd never oh i'd met evanders one time okay so i'd met event i'll tell you this story i met evanders so evanders is uh He, one time I'm at an airport, I think it's Chicago, and they had a McDaniels right there. And they had it all. You know what I'm talking about.

11:48They got it all, baby. They got a, uh, the McDouble, the Whopper, the Nuggets, the McNuggets, everything, you know. They got it all. The McFlurry, you know. The ice cream machine's down. Turn it on, Jack. That bitch ain't broken. anyway so one time I'm at the Chicago airport I see Evander's Holyfield sitting right there he was at a table by himself he had himself he got himself a medium fry okay and I'll you know I'm the kind of guy that who I guess I'm the kind of guy who if I'm walking by and I see Evander's Holyfield eating a medium fry I'm gonna stop and watch them, you know, and you don't know you're you're you're you're that type of guy until you're that type of guy.

12:41So I'm walking by. I see the fry. I see the Holyfield. Bam, brother. You know what I'm saying? It's the fucking thriller for Vanilla McFlurry. You know what I'm saying? Like I just had to watch this. So Evander's is sitting there. He's putting fries into his mouth and he'd been over the years. He's accumulated a lot of punches to his face. Right. And that's no that's historical facts so some of the fries he wasn't even opening his mouth right he was just pushing them through just pushing on through the uh you know that pantomouth canal baby that you know through his face through his mouth just putting them in and there was a girl who had been working at the Cinnabon down about maybe 70 yards okay they had a Cinnabon about 70 yards down the terminal and i saw her run up i saw her run up and she stopped right in front of advantage and he's out he's there he's in the you know he's halfway through the fourth round of a fucking medium fry and this girl runs right up dude and you could tell she was uh she'd left the counter unattended i'm not trying to rat anybody out but this was a young sister and she left the counter unattended chicago airport probably nine years ago right probably 7 p.m she runs down she points right at evanders and she says oh i used to watch you wrestle i used to watch you wrestle so it just goes to show you can work your whole life doing something and somebody just they don't know people don't know they think you rassle you know you could be one of the greatest heavyweights of all time and somebody thinks you are coco beware right somebody thinks you should have a bird on your shoulder you know it's just it is what it is no shade to any of those men um so anyway that's the group dude so now i'm getting on so you had to you had to uh go outside i asked the people at the front desk of the willard hotel nice bro them bitches damn they like it was old too like they had ghosts i bet and even the ghosts would have a fucking wallet on them that's how i'm rich people they you see a ghost in there and he'd be you know he'd be like oh i'm rich motherfucker he wasn't even scaring people he's like that's from fucking poor ghost, homie.

15:14He was at the strip club, dude. We get to the back of the bus. We sit down. As we're going to get outside to get onto the bus, that's leaving the hotel. We go out of the area. Now they have secret service and everything is very show your ID. Every 30 feet, you're showing your id to somebody letting somebody look at you look at you you know some uh people touching your um glands the sides of your neck or whatever every somebody's f***ing you know somebody's asking you who your mother is you know that kind of s*** so yeah there's just somebody like every 30 feet you're clocking in with somebody every 30 feet you're showing your credentials showing that wristband arm neck brace everything they had all kind of wrist brace neck brace back for everything they had arm band neck band they had so many things you had to show to get keep going to keep moving on so get on the bus it's a full bus uh there was a young lady and her husband right in front of me who were from louisiana that was really cool um she was she knew my friend mandy that i used to date and we was friends it was her friend um i'm sitting next to uh danica patrick from the race car you know what i'm saying so you know how i am bro i'm trying to meet a wife dude she's got a man no judgment but yeah it was great i saw i sat by her and it she was awesome dude we're like we're just climbing around having fun oh i forgot to say this so we're going right before we start to get into the bus that's when conor mcgregor's rolls up bro connor mcgregor's dude and this is the fuck you know what i'm saying and this guy comes up and his suit it was like they perfectly fitted brother like he just fucking just just fucking all like they just like the suit had just been stitched right around him just a second before he'd walked into our view and he was just fresh he was just fucking like he'd been just drinking Irish spring soap water.

17:25You know, he just looked like he was just fresh out the tap, you know, and he, um, he was energetic and he rolls right up, you know, how you're going, lad, class, class, lad, you know, just nice. Great to meet you. You know, just positive. His energy was just a lot of energy, like a lot of, and it was honestly, it was a lot of good energy that he rolled up with just in right there to the Paul boys. And he didn't know, I guess him and the Pauls had had confliction online and I didn't know it. I didn't know that. You don't, I'm not, you don't see me in all the gossip columns and all of that, but they'd had confliction online, grown men arguing on the internet.

18:08They'd been doing it and no judgment, man. But yeah, he just comes in with his energy. He had his energy up like that and he just had his energy like that like he just found all the pots of gold they'd ever hidden yeah lot fair play boys and that's how he rolled up you know like the fucking it was almost like a notre dame it's like if he was a guy on the on the little helmet or whatever you know on the hat he was a notre game guy but he was twice as bad as that little mascot guy they'd had he could just it's like he had a thousand joe joyces in each one of his hands and he just had the legs strong as the moors you know and what are moors let me look it up i think i'm just yelling stuff out of my head group of people with surname more who originated from ireland oh well i thought it was i thought it was like a thing mowers mowers the cliffs of mower all right there you go and he had legs like the cliffs of mower and he rolled up in his head he said he just had the energy of a fucking he had the energy he had his he just was full of electricity he really was he had it he just had it just a it was a it was a he had a voraciousness you know his aura was at about six seven seven thousand eight thousand and I'm not even sure what the exchange rate of that is and um in British pounds I think they used them there what money do they use in Ireland oh euros yeah oh yeah it's euros or minus buddy we're gonna figure it out but anyway so so that's how he rolled up a lot of electricity but even just dude he knew my name said something nice so i was like you know i was very just you know i was like holy shit dude so then we were we get on the bus right so i'm sitting next to danica patrick okay um we're sitting in front of evander holyfield dude you know and people used to watch him wrestle and he is a legend we're on this bus and then um john shahidi kyle from nelk and kyle foregard or first fregert fregert i'm not sure is it fregert fregert kyle they call him kyle obviously i can tell why because people because it's after that it's fucking you're bothering people but kyle from nelk right who looked who looked like he was going to court to not get in trouble for a serious crime like a business crime like he looked dashing he really did the man looked dashing um and oh and then behind them jay uh oh and then um alex brusiewicz john shahidi um and then in the back it was jake paul's logan paul behind them pam logan's mom and corner McGregor the fucking Cotterati kid of Ireland and it was just uh and it was awkward you could see also on everybody's face because I guess there'd been issues between um the Pauls and the McGregors they'd been having beef online or whatever and so uh they'd been beefing and so there was issues there and I didn't know it but so it was just awkward you know so I think there was some energy there uh but it was also people was uh they said fair play to each other both of those sides said fair play to each other boys and we're gonna have a good day and we're here for something bigger than bigger than bigger than us you know for uh to witness just a country that has freedom and so uh the bus took off took a while we probably sat there 40 minutes a lot of laughter and fun stuff.

22:30You know, just crazy, dude. I mean, I can't even believe I'm sitting next to you. Hold on. I'm sitting by Evander Holyfield, dude, right? And you could tell. He can feel like these other boxers in the back, but we know who the fucking dog is, you know? And I looked at him like, I'm on your team, brother. You know what I'm saying? If shit gets fucking risky out here, you know, if things get crazy, you know? then uh then you you know i'm saying if he and he's you know he's getting up in years but if you got to even use me as a white walker just to help you get out of here make less whatever we got to do man um so but yeah but i i just i truly can't believe that i'm on this you know it's just it's a you know do you find yourself in certain moments where you're like this is pretty crazy that you're in a moment right and it's just regular people for sure but if you're like this is like who did we trick or whatever to um get in here you know like how did we i don't know um i don't know and we didn't trick anybody but there's a part there's just like yeah you're like what are we you know one of these things it's not like the other it just seemed like i don't know and i'm not trying to say that like in a self-pity or like pity me way i just are like, oh, I don't deserve to be there.

23:55I'm just like, it just was fucking kind of a surprising moment. We're all going to a presidential inauguration. I don't know these people, you know? I don't know. I mean, I know John Shahidi really well. He's actually a close friend of mine who runs Happy Dead. And I know, who else was it? I, well, I paid for one of Evander's fights before, for sure, when they had early pay-per-view, I know. and um and i've paid for one of the uh paul's uh fights uh and i met jake and logan but i don't know him you know so anyway there we all are we're on a bus we get over by the capital and they say as soon as the thing ends we have six minutes to get out of the venue and back onto the bus before they're going to shut down certain roads and that was one of the biggest things all along the outside when i've been walking towards the hotel and everything it's probably 10 uh 10 to 30 degrees or 40 degrees or 34 6 7 degrees right it's not a ton of degrees but it's not it's not like no degrees but it's like uh some degrees you know what i'm saying so but there's military everywhere every fucking you even like you like there'd be military there's like swat team um you know police sheriffs um under like a marine um every there was people in hide it was like like i went to use a mailbox i opened it up it's a military guy in disguise dressed up like a um male thing like oh you know um he still took two of the letters for me so thank you um but yeah everything you just couldn't you got to be careful there was military everywhere so you couldn't piss outside kind of vibes you know um anyway so we're driving but all the roads there's like barricades everywhere there's like trucks that they've just brought in to park at all these intersections all around this capital area like like any corner you would pass on the way in because we'd circled the entire thing trying to find a way to get closer to this hotel so i hadn't had to walk just because it was so brisk out so the thing but there was some of them had cement barricades some of them just had like a big trucks some of them had su um war little war trucks or whatever it's like a little tank but with um and they made them for regular people but they were fucking sad it was like uh h hummers They had those real Hummers.

26:40They had, what else? There was things stopping everywhere, and there was military personnel all over or police personnel all over. So anyway, the bus ride takes a while. You've got to go through these certain streets. They have these big barricades set up, and then you have to kind of like turn the corner and then straighten your bus out to make it through these huge like kind of cage steel walls that they've put up so the bus can just fit right down the middle of the walls. Like the full intersection is, the full street is closed and it's just been narrowed to this one, like the middle lane kind of it.

27:18And so that took a while, like doing different turns. Anyway, we pull up outside of the Capitol, probably pretty far off. I'm not sure, maybe 400 yards. We start walking, it's a beautiful day, beautiful. I mean, like freezing cold, but just picturesque. The sun's hitting you. You can see the Capitol, the American flag. And it was exciting. All the officers, it seemed, they're all wearing like this, the hot, the cold, like head gear. You can just see their eyes or whatever and just their gun or whatever. And that's, and yeah, they look like all like kind of dark snowmen, like kind of like black snowmen, like a little bit.

28:01Because it was just, a lot of them was wearing SWAT gear tactical. They had everything. they had a gun handcuff uh billy club um uh ray-bans or whatever you know just uh pepper spray salt spray um just you know you didn't know what's going just you know one of them would just throw a grenade full of uh um lemon pepper you know if it got got really bad uh so anyway that's you have all the all these officers and everything you go inside let me think right so at the bottom oh there's all these bikes they parked all these bicycles and stuff kind of to make it like you had to go past them and it was a little bit of like a gauntlet kind of it was just odd the different things that they put in place to kind of make it odd to get into places so you get inside and then we walked along a hallway and then you start to see military like

29:02Marines, Army, colonels, generals,

29:08sergeants, staff sergeant, Sergeant Pepper, I think, and everybody in that bitch, right? They had, everybody was, there was, and they were standing at attention, you know, and some were at not attention, you know, the lazy ones or whatever, I don't know who they were, but they, you know, and some people were getting photos. i mean if you're rolling with conor mcgregor's they you know people's fucking topped in lot you know that's the most violent tallest leprechaun they ever made right there he's a savage man and so yeah and you got him in the paul's and so um it was kind of nice because i you know i was just uh under the radar they're all taller and bigger and so they have more um excitement i just kind of was you know um i was just you know i was kind of in awe of the situation my buddy um the wildfires got his home but i'll tell you this he had a fish tank uh and the fish in it survived which is pretty unbelievable but um that's man that's the you know that's just the power of nature and water it's been estimated that the damages so far from the California fires total more than$250 billion.

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32:53That's what it felt like. So it was kind of rushed. It was like on the front, like last Friday or whatever, when you got, you know, when they got a bunch of, you know, they got a bunch of kind of basketball wives fighting for those TVs or whatever. Like it's for like, thanks whenever Christmas shopping starts, you know what I'm talking about? So they had that, it was that kind of energy. Everybody's running to get a seat type of energy and we weren't running, but we're kind of keeping a quick pace, you know? But then we got up in there and we sat down and they had also with us or by us or whatever was Sam Altman.

33:31and he did AI, right? And we'd love to get to chat with him and learn about how the world's going to fall apart. You know what I'm saying? We got to at least learn about it a little bit. And then Sam Altman, Alexander Wang, right? And I don't know a lot of Wangs. I don't know any. Okay, there he is. Alexander Wang or Vong. I'm not sure how they do it in. He's New Mexican. So he's kind of the, you know, he's kind of the Asian John Jones, if you will, sort of. He, but he went to MIT. He's an interesting guy. Anyway, he is there. There was all, everybody else was governors, elected officials, rich people, like, you know, people that had cattle or gold, you know, or whatever.

34:27And some people don't even call it gold. you know at first a lot of times they called it rocks which is a crazy thing but i could easily see people calling it that and that's sad um anyway uh what am i talking about so we all sit down right we all sit down and it's a wait bro it is like you know and there's a lot of military you got to meet a lot of military folks so just to see all them in their dress garb you know i mean that was that was probably one of the coolest things you're in the capital and there's all everybody's in their garb and it's just very um regal very regal looking and uh yeah and people were amped and there was fun stuff and then every now and then you shake somebody's hand and they had a wet hand or whatever and you're like oh fuck you know somebody get this fellow bag of flour or somebody or just get him one of those pool chalks and let him just chalk his hand up before he shakes again before he meets somebody, you know.

35:31But, yeah, and so that kind of happened. We sat there for a while, probably 30 minutes. And so we all slipped off and just slunk out and got into a special area beneath some stairwells where a lot of the military was back there and they was drinking chicken broth. hot chocolate and coffee. And, the government had given them a little bag with a banana in it. You know, you're like, dear God, these people are putting their lives on the line, right? They're here to protect the president. And we're fucking somebody, I mean, and some of these bananas had been, I don't want to say they had been abused or whatever by their owner or whatever, but they had been trafficked.

36:15I don't want to say, or I don't know how they, but some of the bananas had, um, you know they're not you know they're they're not going to be put back in circulation i was surprised some of them were still in circulation and uh anyway um but the military personnel didn't care and uh and that was kind of a blast too just that was probably the highlight of the whole inauguration was seeing all the military folks from all different branches from police to um um like uh army navy swat uh sweat there was just some gay guy wearing a sweat shirt has sweat on it um who else they had even stolen valor even the people out there in stolen valor you were like you know you were it was an honor all of that just that was something great sorry this story's getting long um so anyway we got over there we're and we're just we hadn't eaten any breakfast right i hadn't and so you just i'm just slurping chicken broth and slurping hot cocoa you know and anyway so that was like a nice excursion from sitting there we go back to our seats and my chair was bad i had a bad chair the chair had been i don't know it was probably made in charna or whatever it's been one of those you know probably a chair um yeah it was a chair that shouldn't be allowed to chair they should check these chairs right They should breathalyze and whatever they should do.

37:43But they did whatever this chair, you know, probably knew somebody or whatever and got in the building. Anyway, it was kind of slagging a little. My chair was kind of like. So when I sit down, I had that fucking lean on me. You know what I'm saying? That's so the lean. That's so the lean. So a lot of and suddenly as soon as I sat like that, a lot of black people kind of nodded at me. Because once you have that lean on your buddy, it's a little bit of a kind of urban respect going on, you know. So I was like, OK, I'm in. I'm here. So we sit down. The congregation starts. The whole congregation, the whole evening starts.

38:20The inauguration starts. And it's very nice, man. I mean, it's just, you know, you're witnessing a piece of history and you get to be there. And it definitely felt like a lot of very regal people. And everybody was dressed very well. and just fancy. It was a diverse group, it felt like. I don't know if that's true. That's crazy to say that part. But it was nice. It was really nice. And just like, yeah, I just felt lucky to be there. Just to see it. You know, I mean, I was saying this this weekend on Twitter, but, you know, some countries, they can't vote. They don't have voting. You can't go vote.

39:03you just live and you feel like you don't have a say in how um in the template that you operate in or the the word the universe that you're set up and you don't have a you don't have a hand to raise ever um but but yeah so just it was just it was it was it was wild to see that it was wild to witness it and then just the little things just like everybody just watching like all the little things at the inauguration, just the little moments of little glances from the different people. And it's like this whole changing of the guard. And it's like this tag team. It's like tagging in, you know, instead of tagging in your partner, it's like tagging in your opponent, which is just such a wild thing to witness in a sport.

39:48If you look at politics, almost like a sport. And so we sat there, everything was going pretty smooth. And then at some point, my chair broke, right? The chair broke. Um, I felt, it fell. I just, it fell, right? I fell out. I don't know what to say it. The chair like might've, I don't know what happened. Right. But the chair fell and I fell and it was like, Oh dude, it was the worst, right? It was embarrassing because at first I thought, Oh, people thought I did this, right? Like I don't do, I don't like physical stuff uh i don't like that like i'm not good at that type of stuff falling out of a chair that type of shit right that's for fucking clowns or shitty mimes right like a like yeah that's for shitty mimes the shitty mime type shit i don't do that so the chair broke and then i was like oh man and sam altman looked at me the guy who made ai bro he looks at me like i was like oh god that dude's never going to come on the podcast um i was like dude design me a chair right now i was like design me some way to get out of this embarrassment um so that was kind of strange and then i got up and uh and anyway the thing carried on we snuck off one more time to get some more stuff because it got long you know some of the benediction got a little um you know they were up there rattling and shit and then trump came through he gave a very long speech in there you know i think addressed a lot of different things in there um that it was kind of like the b-sides like things he maybe didn't want to say in the actual you know uh main part but he said in there and then on the way back to the hotel our bus uh kept turning off it was um experience and breakage or whatever, or it was broken.

41:46So we got out and just walked like the last few blocks. And that was kind of hectic.

41:54Just because some of those people are pretty recognizable. And, you know, just a lot of people were coming up pictures and videoing and ask, you know, people from a different place. It was just a lot. It was like a lot of energy. And it was kind of a little scary, you know like i don't have security i'm not saying i need security but you're just out there you don't know what people are you know i'm saying you don't know you just don't know what's going on um so that was a little crazy got back to the hotel um and yeah went home went to my hotel which is a couple maybe a mile away or something took a nap for a few hours uh and then went to the ball later on.

42:34Um, and there was some issues about the chair, you know, I ended up like, well, here, let me tell about the ball. So the ball, I guess they had a bunch of different balls and I had got it. I got a ticket to one ball. Right. And it was very nice. It was called the starlight ball and it was beautiful in there. And I got dropped off. He had to get dropped off of blocks away. And then they had a very long, like snake walk that you had to go on to get to the door and it was probably maybe probably a 20 minute walk right and so it was cold out it was probably 25 degrees or something so you're walking out there and i didn't bring a coat right because i didn't know you know i didn't i didn't i didn't think i guess and so i didn't think about a coat and i didn't have a coat and so we finally get up to the front um and they let you in and it was beautiful you know it's nice it's elegant the fucking they got curtains they got carpet the curtains were some curtains was 80 feet long 90 45 75 feet long baby they had curtains that had carpet on them like these bitches they had you know they had everything in there they had a the craziest thing i saw they had a ceiling fan it must have been 150 feet up in the air dude i was like what how would you do it and so i i kind of was like looking for the switch for that low key for a while um let me see inside of the ball i got to see some people that i knew joe rogan was in there um mayor oh uh or um ernie johnson who's the guy speaker of the house maybe mike johnson mike johnson baby you got to talk to him he's from shreveport louisiana he had a great sense of humor we got to joke around a little bit he had a few of his children with him got to talk with them um wayne gretzky was in there the great one i saw him dude wayne gretzky had lost uh his tooth in there my tooth got chipped right my tooth my tooth got chipped or something on a hard uh appetizer right so wayne's in there i told him that he goes like that showed me his mouth he's missing a whole tooth dude you know runaway train never going back he had that bitch just gone dude i mean he's a hockey player so yeah um but then they're like looking on the floor for the tooth so for probably 10 minutes i'm helping him and his wife and somebody else like a i don't know if it's a dentist or whatever but a dental assistant basically i think it was just a dude that liked guys or whatever but he was trying to help look for it and then um so we're looking for of Wayne Gretzky's tooth, okay?

45:13And I think he's like, yeah, I think he, at one point I thought he said he had a couple, he usually kept a couple extra on him, you know? Because this is a hockey guy. These guys, you know, you'll go to bed, they'll have their wedding ring and a tooth on the nightstand. You know, that's just the kind of guys they are, you know? So, yeah, he just had that empty net up top, and it was, but it was hilarious, dude. We laughed, and we took a nice photo together, me him mike johnson um and then i started getting through some social anxiety in there that was a little bit hectic and what else was i mean it's just like a couple thousand people you know and you can't be like hey have you seen wayne gretzky's tooth you know like so i would do that a couple times i was like yeah have you seen wayne gretzky's tooth you know and i think a lot of people thought it was a euphemism for something or whatever it was like um kind of like uh something like that but um yeah anyway we i don't know if they found it or not i gotta touch base with them but what a legend dude what a legend bro that was awesome so that kind of made my night i think uh what else i saw tony hinchcliffe and jeff ross and we joked around for about a half hour over by the desserts the things that i did not enjoy to be honest with you no judgment but these are just things that what it was like there was only probably 25 chairs in the whole place for probably i don't know maybe it's 2 000 people in there or something 1 600 people um right is that the right amount of people uh maybe 1 000 people so they only probably uh they might have had 40 40 chairs right so there was you it was like if you saw a chair it was like it was it got squid gave me in there dude it was very if you even heard an ass cheek leave a seat you could hear that you could hear it at 40 paces you could hear an ass cheek leave a leave a uh seat see people rush in fly in just first for that damn 18 square inches of real estate boy for that ass real estate maybe that chair um who else sean o 'brien i saw the teamsters union president who came on to the podcast once.

47:25Who else did I get to see or not see? Oh, Ben Shapiro. I saw I didn't get to talk to him. Jake and Logan, I saw. I'm leaving some people out, but it was just a lot. And I was kind of burnt out. There was just like a lot of meeting people and it was just a lot of energy. So then at one point I ended up leaving. And at the same time, Lex Friedman was leaving. He does podcasting. I'd never seen him before. and we talked we walked for about 20 minutes and then caught an uber for about 15 minutes and uh just laughed had a good chat um yeah and that was uh that was it that was the whole deal i didn't get to see um i didn't get to meet anybody of the cabinet or anything like that and i didn't get to see Barron Trump.