I Look Like A Jew Get Me Out Of Here - Francis Foster

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0:54Konstantin Kisin:I look like a Jew. Get me out of here.

1:00Konstantin Kisin:I'm from a mixed heritage background. My mother is Venezuelan and my dad is from Wigan. And for some peculiar reason, I look Jewish. Or as it's now known, Zionist. Historical definitions aside, nowadays Zionist has obviously just become the trendy way to say Jew without sounding explicitly racist. These days, the moment you say you're Jewish, everyone thinks you're rabidly pro-Israel, want Gaza wiped off the surface of the earth and a part of a WhatsApp group called Oi Ve, We Control the Banks. Anti-Semitism is currently reaching levels not seen since Adolf started writing a book about a struggle he was having.

1:41Konstantin Kisin:Every time I open social media, I see some dribbling lunatics squawking about how the Jews are to blame for everything. But hey, if Grok wants to bang a line of coke and start spitting truth bombs, who am I to judge? It recently called itself Mecha Hitler and said the white man stands for innovation, grit and not bending to PC nonsense. It's only a matter of time before Grok gets cancelled and then interviewed by Tucker Carlson. Although it also said Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk is a fucking traitor and a ginger whore. Now, I'm no expert on the political career of Donald Tusk, but even I have to applaud a good punchline when I see one.

2:23Konstantin Kisin:The humans peddling this narrative are of an incredibly high intellectual calibre. Esteemed academics like former MMA fighter Jake Shields, who better to have a nuanced, thoughtful conversation about geopolitics than a man who's been elbowed in the temple repeatedly for over a decade? Although don't mention temple around Jake. It reminds him too much of synagogue. Jake, if you're watching, please don't get angry. I'm only joking, and I've always been a huge fan of your work. Everything you say is brilliant and your work on repealing the 19th Amendment is both brave and timely. Or Dan Bilserian, a man who became famous for shagging models, playing poker and shagging models.

3:05Konstantin Kisin:He's like James Bond if James never escaped that laser beam. It cut out part of his brain and whilst he was recovering in hospital, he did nothing but mainline Nick Fuentes. Both of these lads would be incredible if you wanted a night out in a dive bar. Jake would be able to handle it if things got a bit tasty with the bouncer, and Dan would be at the bar paying women to have sex with him, provided they're not Jewish. Sorry, Zionist. I keep making that mistake. Although looking at Dan's dating history, he probably wouldn't be too fussed. Uncertain he'd make sure to wear protection. Can't run the risk of having Jewish kids.

3:41Konstantin Kisin:But there is a very real problem that these individuals are everywhere, and they have huge influences. the likes of Andrew Tate refusing to condemn October the 7th and describing it as an act of masculine resistance. To be fair, he's never shied away from violence towards women and rape, so it's on brand. Or Kanye West writing a song called Heil Hitler. Somehow racism doesn't seem that bad when you put a sick beat to it. The only issue is I can't sing in public because it has the N-word in it. Kanye can make people dance to one of the most horrific phrases in the history of the German language.

4:18Konstantin Kisin:Turns out he really is a genius. The last year has been a red-pilling moment for a lot of Jews, especially left-wing Jews, who all got on board the woke train embracing identity politics. If there's one thing Jewish people should never do, it's adopt an ideology that separates everyone into their own ethnic and religious groups. Or get on a train. Because if you're more likely to be successful, over-represented in the professions, and awards such as the Nobel Prize for Physics, then people are going to get jealous and think you control the media. But if you watch TV for 10 minutes, it's ridiculous to think the Jews control the media, because it's obviously the gays.

4:57Konstantin Kisin:By the way, I've met a lot of people in the media, and believe me, they can't even control themselves around a buffet, let alone a narrative. And which narrative? I mean, the BBC has been so biased lately, even Hamas have started paying their TV license. When was the last time you watched the BBC and thought to yourself, I trust everything these bunch of nonces are telling me? Those lads can't be trusted to run a creche, let alone the state-sponsored broadcaster. I mean, they really can't be trusted to run a creche. Speaking of creches, the Glastonbury Music Festival happened a couple of weeks ago, and they booked two bands who were a little more pro-Hamas than your average, Kneecap and Bob Villain.

5:38Konstantin Kisin:Bob Villain started chants of Death to the IDF, which went viral across the globe and immediately became their biggest hit. To be fair, it's probably the most lyrically sophisticated thing they've ever written. He also went on a run about working for a Zionist and how demeaning that was. Of course you work for a Zionist, Bob. You worked in the music industry. There are quite a lot of Jewish record executives. But the good thing about Bob is that he's got his pronouns in his bio, so he doesn't know what a woman is, but he does know about the concept of occupied land. Old Bobby Villain has a luxury belief set of supporting both the LGBTQ community and Hamas.

6:20Konstantin Kisin:I guess he must think the latter's beheadings of the former is just extreme gender-affirming surgery. Plus, he eats vegan ice cream, so in between all the Jew hatred, you know he's a good person. This, of course, has all been stoked by the terrible war that's happening in the Middle East where thousands of people are losing their lives. Both sides have endured terrible civilian casualties. Although, to be fair, Hamas's rockets are about as reliable as Elon when he gets on the ketamine and he's had a row with Trump. I don't think Irish ban kneecaps saying the words, up Hamas and up Hezbollah, whilst one of them wears a crusty orange cum sock on his head is going to help matters.

7:01Konstantin Kisin:If anything, it might put a few people off. And that's the problem with this entire debate. Too many people are hooked on cheap slogans and simple rhymes. Because you don't need to think when you chant. You can just mindlessly repeat the mantra and be on the right side of history. And that's what's terrifying, because even Hitler thought he was on the right side of history. Although, to be fair to Adolf, he wouldn't have been seen dead at a Bob Villain gig, have pronouns in his bio, or eat vegan ice cream. Even psychopaths have standards. If you enjoyed this, make sure to head over to my substat, where you'll get incredible satire, if I do say so myself, just like this.

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