In short
A satirical “Office of Approved Opinions” message about the Ceuta incident, responding to misinformation about irregular migration and asylum seekers entering Spain via Ceuta.
Guest
Konstantin Kisin, a comedian/political commentator known for libertarian-leaning satire and online political content.
Key claims (presented as “fact checks”)
Ceuta is not mainland Spain, so “breached Spain’s borders” is false; 60,000 arrivals in a day is framed as not trespassing because many left; migrants are said to be coached economic migrants, not asylum seekers; claims they’ll spread to other European countries are dismissed; no link is claimed between Spanish government amnesties and migration behavior; “invasion” is rejected, allegedly because Morocco encouraged entry.
Notable examples
Pearl Harbor as “not American,” Isle of Wight as “not British,” and a “children get sweets for screaming” analogy.
Written by AI. May contain mistakes. Listen to the episode to check what was said.
Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOConcerns Over the Ceuta Incident
0:10 to 2:00
Discussion on the concerns raised regarding the events in Ceuta and misinformation.
“Spanish city of Ceuta, where according to the BBC's initial reports, several hundred doctors and engineers seeking asylum were seen to enter the country to facilitate further cultural enrichment.”
Fact Check on False Claims
2:00 to 3:39
Evaluation of six false claims surrounding the Ceuta incident and the realities of migration.
“Many are also fleeing the climate crisis, which is why they've gone from North Africa to North Africa, where the climate is much better.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00This is a special message from the Office of Approved Opinions regarding the Ceuta incident.
0:09We are aware that over the weekend many of you have expressed concerns at scenes from the Spanish city of Ceuta, where according to the BBC's initial reports, several hundred doctors and engineers seeking asylum were seen to enter the country to facilitate further cultural enrichment. It was subsequently confirmed that the real number was over 60 ,000. Obviously, this is not a problem because diversity is our greatest strength, but it has allowed the far right to weaponize the issue of irregular migration. Some of the language used in relation to this incident has been completely unacceptable.
0:43Terms such as invasion, which accurately describe what you saw with your own eyes, are offensive and hurtful. In view of these concerns, we have compiled a list of fact checks to address misinformation being spread by nefarious online actors. False claim 1. The borders of Spain were breached by 60 ,000 illegal immigrants. This claim is false because the city of Ceuta is not located in mainland Spain. As people who have received the correct progressive education, you will be aware, if a piece of land is not attached to your country, it's not really your country. Pearl Harbor, for example, is not American.
1:18An Isle of Wight is not British due to there being a stretch of water between them. False claim 2. 60 ,000 illegal immigrants coming into the country in a single day is unacceptable. This claim is false. It's true that 60 ,000 illegal immigrants breached the Spanish border in a single day, but a lot of them have now left. Think about it like this. If 60 ,000 men enter your house without your consent, and then most of them leave, is that really trespassing? False claim 3. They're economic migrants, not asylum seekers. This claim is false. Yes, when asked why they were coming, the migrants explained that they wanted to get money and welfare.
1:55But that is because they haven't yet been coached by do-gooding immigration lawyers to claim that they're genderqueer LGBTQ activists fleeing persecution. Many are also fleeing the climate crisis, which is why they've gone from North Africa to North Africa, where the climate is much better. False claim four. These illegal immigrants will travel to other European countries. This claim is false. The city of Ceuta is on the other side of the Mediterranean Sea and as we have seen over the last decade, there is no way people can cross from Africa to Europe on boats. According to official estimates, only 3 million people have crossed into Europe in this way since 2015, so there is nothing to worry about.
2:33False claim 5. This incident is the result of the socialist government of Spain offering an amnesty to up to a million illegal immigrants earlier this year. To suggest that there is any connection between government policy and people's behavior is wrong and offensive. Studies show no link between rewarding behavior and encouraging it, which is why we give children sweets every time they scream. False claim six. This was an invasion. This claim is false. There is considerable evidence that the migrants were encouraged to enter Spain by the government of Morocco. How can it be an invasion if it's deliberately organized by a foreign country?
3:09Finally, we would like to assure the public that appropriate action is being taken. Individuals who have shared any of these false claims will be receiving a visit from specially trained police officers in order to check their thinking. Thank you for your attention to this matter. And remember, if you would like to get these updates earlier, head over to ConstantinKissen.com where you'll be able to see them days, weeks, sometimes months ahead of time. A couple of years ago, I bought some gold and it is now nearly doubled in price. If you want to use my gold dealer go to thepuregoldcompany.co.uk forward slash constantin dash kissin
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Special Message from the Office of Approved Opinions Regarding the Ceuta Incident - Konstantin Kisin
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