25-Year Old AI Hedge Fund Prodigy Wiped Out & Jersey Mike’s Goes Public

31 Jul 2026 · 31 min · 13 chapters

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This episode covers two main business stories plus AI and tech headlines. First, it discusses Lemon Lime’s controversial hiring stunt in San Francisco: offering job interviews to attendees who get a company tattoo, which co-founder Jordan Zietz later called reckless and apologized for. It then analyzes the GDP report: U.S. growth at a 1.5% annualized pace, driven by strong AI-related business investment (8.4%) and computer/data-center spending, but dragged by imports of chips/equipment; consumer momentum is slowing while inflation (PCE down to 3.7%) remains above target. “Dog of the week” is Situational Awareness, a 25-year-old AI hedge fund by Leopold Ashbrenner (former OpenAI researcher fired in 2024), which surged then collapsed after leverage/margin calls and sharp drops in holdings; Citadel bought the fire-sale positions. “Stock of the week” is Jersey Mike’s (IPO ticker JMKE), now public after Blackstone’s overhaul; bull case is Subway-like expansion, bear case is restaurant-market volatility and consumer pressure.

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Tattoo Job Interviews

0:00 to 0:24

Discussion on a controversial stunt by an AI startup for job recruitment.

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Tattoo Job Interviews

0:56 to 1:40

Discussion on a controversial stunt by an AI startup for job recruitment.

“What links would you go to to snack a job interview?”

US Economy and AI Investments

2:59 to 4:58

Analysis of the GDP report and its relation to AI infrastructure investments.

“That's the takeaway from yesterday's GDP report, which revealed a sturdy American economy in the second quarter, underpinned by booming investments in A-I infrastructure.”

Inflation and Consumer Spending

4:59 to 7:07

Exploration of inflation rates and their impact on consumer spending and investments.

“A lot of that consumer spending was boosted by tax returns in that quarter, and those are running dry.”

The Rise and Fall of Situational Awareness

7:10 to 11:16

A look at the dramatic collapse of a hedge fund focused on AI investments.

“Situational Awareness is the AI-focused fund founded by the 25-year-old AI wonder kid, Leopold Ashbrenner.”

Jersey Mike's IPO

11:18 to 14:00

Details about Jersey Mike's public offering and its transformation after acquisition.

“So he came out of Columbia, worked at OpenAI, got fired, actually worked at FTX's philanthropic arm.”

Jersey Mike's IPO and Growth Strategy

14:00 to 17:24

Learn about Jersey Mike's IPO, growth plans, and market challenges.

“installing a veteran CEO, adding experienced food players to its board and trimming the fat when it came to expenses.”

Jersey Mike's IPO and Growth Strategy

17:28 to 17:40

Learn about Jersey Mike's IPO, growth plans, and market challenges.

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Tim Cook's Last Earnings Call Insights

19:09 to 22:08

Get insights from Tim Cook's final earnings call and Apple's performance.

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Amazon's Earnings Report and AI Positioning

22:08 to 24:26

Understand Amazon's strong earnings and its strategic position in AI.

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FIFA's Crisis and Dulles Airport Overhaul

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Explore FIFA's issues with UEFA and the Dulles Airport renovation plans.

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Discussion on People Movers and AI Slop

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LinkedIn's New AI Features

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0:32Mitch Gagliardi:Good morning for Daily Show. I'm Neil Freiman. And I'm Toby Howell. Today, Jersey Mike's goes public and plots a global takeover.

0:39Jacob Cohen:Then a 25-year-old AI prodigy flew too close to the sun and lost his hedge fund billions. It's Friday, July 31st. Let's ride.

0:56Mitch Gagliardi:What links would you go to to snack a job interview? Over in San Francisco, you might need to get a tattoo of the company's logo. The AI startup Lemon Lime has been catching heat following a stunt at a recent networking party. If you get a company tattoo from an artist that we brought to the event, you'll get a job interview immediately. Co-founder Jordan Zietz wrote the concept was, quote, to meet exceptional people and find out which of them are just as crazy as we are. People thought they were crazy, all right, blasting it as a symbol of Orwellian Silicon Valley culture. after realizing this was maybe not the best idea.

1:30Mitch Gagliardi:Zeetz apologized, calling it reckless and poor judgment.

1:34Jacob Cohen:You can't be doing this with a company that is just so clearly on the trend of the moment. Lemonline creates AI agents and automations for companies. So I kind of get why you're pulling these insane stunts to try and hire. Your company does what every single other company in Silicon Valley does right now. This is probably not a good time to mention that a couple of years ago, a guy also got a morning brew tattoo on his calf, but that was completely voluntary. And he just loved the newsletter and maybe coffee as well. We will not be requesting any of you listening get a tattoo to show your MBD support.

2:09Jacob Cohen:A simple like and subscribe will do. And now a word from our sponsor, Anthropic, the team behind Claude.

2:15Mitch Gagliardi:We asked for your questions about AI and the MBD audience was not shy. There were questions about losing control of AI, workforce disruption, and a lot more. And it's opened up a lot of really important conversations.

2:27Jacob Cohen:Anthropic, the public benefit corporation behind Claude, heard questions like these in more than 120 ,000 interviews about people's hopes and fears around AI.

2:36Mitch Gagliardi:Anthropic's not trying to gloss over these tough questions because their goal is to make sure AI actually works out well for people.

2:41Jacob Cohen:They publish real research on these kinds of questions, even when it's uncomfortable.

2:45Mitch Gagliardi:So if you've got your own hard questions about AI, head to claude.ai.mbd to submit it to Anthropic and explore how they are answering them. That's C-L-A-U-D-E dot A-I slash M-B-D. The United States of America is becoming the United States of data centers. That's the takeaway from yesterday's GDP report, which revealed a sturdy American economy in the second quarter, underpinned by booming investments in A-I infrastructure. The headline number 1.5 percent, which is how fast the economy grew at an annualized pace. On the surface, it's a disappointing number. It's lower than economic growth in the first quarter, 2.1%, and lower than expectations heading in.

3:24Mitch Gagliardi:But dig a little deeper, and you'll find more positive signs. For one, business investment is very strong, up 8.4%, as companies shelled out for computers, chips, and other equipment related to the AI build-out. In fact, here's a crazy stat. Ernie Tedeschi, the chief economist at Stripe, estimated that more than half of real GDP growth can be attributed to gross computer spending, which includes spending on computers, data centers, and other things adjacent to AI. And it's this spending on computers that also dragged down GDP. GDP is defined as the total value of the goods and services made inside the United States, but many of the chips and equipment needed to make data centers are produced outside the country.

4:01Mitch Gagliardi:In other words, they're imports. And when imports outweigh exports, as they did because of all this AI investment, it weighs down on that GDP number. In total, trade subtracted more than one percentage point from headline GDP growth. Toby, there are threats to the economy, particularly those higher energy prices from the war in Iran. But for now, it's fair to characterize the economy in Kevin Warsh's words as resilient.

4:23Jacob Cohen:You are seeing a split economy emerging. On the one side, there is consumer spending, which accounts for 70 percent of GDP. That's our favorite thing to say because it is true. And there were growth there. I mean, accelerating 3.2 percent up from 0.5 percent in the first quarter, that shows signs of a healthy consumer. And then you have the AI side of the economy, which is absolutely ripping right now and maybe making things look better than they actually are because the consumer side, although it came in strong, is losing some momentum. We are seeing spending slow a little bit. We are seeing some savings cushions shrink.

5:01Jacob Cohen:A lot of that consumer spending was boosted by tax returns in that quarter, and those are running dry. Energy costs are going up. Tariff costs are continuing to bite into it. So if you start to see that side losing momentum, then the economy is truly just business investment. It's truly just that AI build out. And as you mentioned, it has its drawbacks when it comes to you got to import a lot of this stuff. So two sides of the economy right now, both are looking strong, but one is losing a little bit momentum.

5:29Mitch Gagliardi:Let's talk about why it may be losing a little bit momentum. That's because inflation is still way above the Fed's 2 % target. It has been for five years now. Alongside the GDP report, we do get an inflation report, the PCE inflation rate, which is the Fed's preferred gauge. We talk a lot about the CPI report. The Fed prefers this PCE report. We got that yesterday. And it was somewhat good. Inflation did cool from 4.1 % in May down to 3.7 % in June. And why that's a very important number, not just for your wallet, is because chairman of the Fed, Kevin Warsh, is looking at that. And he just had this big press conference and Fed meeting in which he held rates steady.

6:11Mitch Gagliardi:Investors are looking to the next couple of meetings, which will get more inflation reports to see whether the stubbornly high inflation will cause the Fed to eventually hike rates.

6:19Jacob Cohen:One thing that does not contribute to the economy, but is just kind of indicative of the moment that we're in right now is corporate America, which continues to absolutely crush it despite all of these pressures, despite the Iran war, despite energy costs going up. Stock indexes are up this year. I know it feels very volatile recently, but S &P 500 net profit margins are on pace to reach 16%. That would be the highest since tracking began back in 2009. So right now, businesses feel very good. Like they have healthy balance sheets. They're making a lot of investments in the economy. Again, it's just how is the consumer going to hold up?

6:57Jacob Cohen:If inflation does start to ease, maybe the consumer is feeling pretty good. but there are headwinds and that's kind of like the big thing when you talk about the economy you're really talking about the health of the consumer that's where all eyes are looking moving on it's stock the week dog the week time the segment where we pick one stock that falls for ai slop and one stock that has good media literacy i won the pre-show game of jeopardy so i get to go first and since it's been a little raining this week and i'm feeling pessimistic i'm starting with our dog the week which is situational awareness a hedge fund that just went from being up more than 430 % to getting liquidated.

7:33Jacob Cohen:Situational Awareness is the AI-focused fund founded by the 25-year-old AI wonder kid, Leopold Ashbrenner. Ashbrenner is a former OpenAI researcher who graduated from Columbia as valedictorian at 19, joined OpenAI, but was fired in 2024 following a dispute over sharing internal information. After leaving, he published a 165-page manifesto called Situational Awareness, arguing that AI would require a massive build-out of chips, memory, data centers, and electricity. Then he built a hedge fund around that thesis, and for a while, it worked spectacularly. Situational awareness made huge bets on companies supplying the AI build-out, Bloom Energy, Micron, Sandisk, Nebiusk, and SK Hynix, while also betting against traditional software companies like Adobe.

8:20Jacob Cohen:It was reportedly up 439 % through the first half of the year, and had swelled to over$45 billion. until suddenly both sides of that trade went against it. Four of its biggest holdings, CoreWeave, Micron, Sandisk, and Nebius, dropped at least 35 % this month. At the same time, its software shorts moved sharply higher. The true issue, though, was that situational awareness was heavily levered, borrowing money to enhance its position so when things went south, they really went south. The fund got margin called and was forced to sell nearly its entire stock portfolio. The story doesn't end there, though, and it's mad dash for cash situational awareness put its entire book up for sale shopping both its long and short positions around rumors swirled that a large investment firm was interested and by midday it was revealed that none other than ken griffin citadel was the opportunistic party involved the timing couldn't have been better for citadel and worse for leopold nearly every name situational awareness had exposure to bounce back in a big way yesterday neil this feels like a plot from industry it's

9:22Mitch Gagliardi:always Ken Griffin, isn't it? Whenever you hear about a company needing to fire sale its assets, and then there's another company that's anonymous, at least for a few hours, that's scooping them up at bargain basement prices. It's always Ken Griffin in Citadel. I mean, this happened with Enron. The day Enron filed for bankruptcy, he flew down a bunch of Citadel employees, scooped up their quant research team, and then built that into a huge commodity trading business worth about$30 billion. Whenever there's a copy of the U.S. Constitution that's bought by an anonymous bidder. It's always Ken Griffin.

9:54Mitch Gagliardi:He just always seems to be there to take the treats out of 25-year-old hands who seem to be a little over their skis.

10:02Jacob Cohen:And the reason you get over your skis in this line of work is that you go down the leverage path. Again, leverage is great when things are going well. It absolutely magnifies all your gains, but it turns really ugly when things go south. Steve Cohen, who's another famous hedge fund manager gave a good interview answer about leverage. He said, uh, you're going to lose money. I think three, the three things is liquidity, leverage, and concentration. Those are the three rules. If you're in illiquid stuff, that's a problem. If you're using too much leverage, that's a problem. And if you're too concentrated, that's a problem.

10:34Jacob Cohen:That's basically the exact playbook that Leopold was running here at situational awareness. He was illiquid because he's got a huge stake in anthropic. That is one of his crown jewels of his portfolio. So that's not easy to move when you're in a liquidity crunch like this. You're way concentrated. He was very, he piled into these highly volatile, uh, AI adjacent names. So not a large breadth of different, you know, thesis was playing out within his portfolio. And then there's the leverage piece where he was borrowing money to, you know, make all of these swings bigger and smaller. So Steve Cohen would say, I gave you the playbook.

11:09Jacob Cohen:You just ignored it. And this is why you blew up.

11:12Mitch Gagliardi:His ascent was astonishing, though, just as much as this downfall. And let's say he's 25. He probably has a long career left, even though this is a bit of a black mark. So he came out of Columbia, worked at OpenAI, got fired, actually worked at FTX's philanthropic arm. So he's kind of like the Forrest Gump of AI and tech. And then he got investment for his hedge fund from really the monstars of AI in San Francisco. Patrick and John Collison, the Stripe co-founders, Daniel Gross and Nat Friedman. And even he got investments early from Jane Street, which is this secretive hedge fund in New York that's not known for allocating capital to outside managers.

11:53Mitch Gagliardi:So he got for some reason, everyone kind of believed in his thesis. He yoloed into this idea that artificial general intelligence is coming before 2030. and should that happen and you play it out on the back of the napkin map in terms of what this might mean for productivity, for the requirements for data centers and memory and servers and all of that, it's like exponential, exponential, exponential returns. And that was his core thesis. It got Silicon Valley talking and he put his cards on the table and at least for one month, he got wiped out. It was working.

12:28Jacob Cohen:That's like the crazy part. I mean, being up 439 % through the first half of the year, he was being tossed around as another name that like Warren Buffett esque figure. And every time you're compared to Warren Buffett, it always ends poorly. We've seen that play out, but even still after everything that just happened, the fund is still up about 80 % year to date. So this is probably not the last we're going to hear of them, even though his public equity portfolio is mostly in Ken Griffin's hands. Now he still has that anthropic stake. It's still very valuable when and if they go public, it will probably lead to another boondoggle for him.

13:04Jacob Cohen:So it's not the last we've seen of young Leopold, that's for sure.

13:08Mitch Gagliardi:But there is a lot of shot. There was so much shot in Freud yesterday because this is a guy who had no investment experience. He'd never managed a portfolio before, and he had all these big names throwing money to him. He got a little bit larger than life. A lot of people hailed him as the next AI profit. And then thanks to this downfall, a lot of folks were saying, I told you so. Okay, my stock of the week is Jersey Mike's, which much like Snooki, has risen from the Jersey Shore to big city stardom. Yesterday, the subchain went public in one of the biggest restaurant IPOs ever. Trading under the ticker JMKE, it fell 6 % on its first trading day after going public at a valuation of$7.3 billion.

13:47Mitch Gagliardi:For decades, Jersey Mike's was a family establishment owned by founder Peter Cancro, but that all changed last year when it was acquired by the private equity giant, Blackstone. Over the ensuing 18 months, Blackstone got busy turning this family biz into a corporate Goliath that wouldn't wilt under the bright lights of Wall Street, installing a veteran CEO, adding experienced food players to its board and trimming the fat when it came to expenses. What's emerged is a lean meat submachine on a mission to bring its freshly sliced sandwich gospel to more corners of the world. In its IPO filing, Jersey Mike said it planned to expand to 15 ,000 restaurants up from the 3 ,300 it had at the end of March.

14:22Mitch Gagliardi:International markets form a key part of that strategy with 400 restaurants slated to open in the UK and Ireland for a start. Toby, I'm just happy for Danny DeVito.

14:31Jacob Cohen:The Blackstone of this all is so interesting because Jersey Mike's was a family owned business. Blackstone came in and saw that a lot of members of Cancro's family was still on the corporate payroll. Nine members were taking a paycheck from Jersey Mike. So they kind of said, all right, we're ushering in this new era of professionalism. You guys are seeing the door. And then they also tinkered with the menu, which when you hear P.E. tinkering with a beloved sandwich chain, you figure it's not going to end well. But they kind of popped off here. One thing that they brought in was the first hot Italian sub.

15:08Jacob Cohen:I have had it from Jersey Mike's. It's quite delicious. They also brought back a chicken salad promotion. They're trying to broaden the chain's appeal across more markets. So there's also been a uglier side where people on social media have been sharing images of their sandwiches and saying, look at how they're skimping on me. This is private equities playbook playing out in front of our eyes. But you have to give them some credit. Anybody who says, let's make a hot Italian sub, that's a pretty good idea.

15:35Mitch Gagliardi:So the bull case for Jersey Mike's is that it's going to become the next subway, right? So U.S. sales have more than tripled in the past couple of years. They're basically worth as much as Subway. Subway was just bought for$9.4 billion. And, you know, Jersey Mike's after this IPO is not too far off. Subway has 30 ,000 restaurants globally. It's become this global chain. That's exactly what Jersey Mike's wants to do now that it went public. So they're growing fast. People generally think of them as high quality, and they are on the expansion route. The bear case is that restaurants, it's just a tough market over there.

16:12Mitch Gagliardi:The restaurants index is down 0.5 % this year. That's well underperforming. The S &P 500, 6.9 % advance. Restaurants seem to go up and down with the times. The consumer, as we mentioned in the first story, is tight right now. So this is a volatile market for restaurants broadly, and that's what Jersey Mike's is going into. That's just their industry.

16:33Jacob Cohen:One thing that Jersey Mike's thinks is their competitive advantage is that their customers skew a little higher income. That is what their CEO said, which has insulated the company from some of that consumer pressure that we have been feeling. So maybe they're feeling okay because their ace in the hole is they just have a richer customer base that seems to withstand economic pressure a little better than maybe the typical customer that goes to a subway. All right, we're going to take a quick break and come back with what Tim Cook said on his last earnings call right after this. Every day, shareholders meet to discuss important matters about the companies you invest in.

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18:07Jacob Cohen:Book your stay at greatwolf.com. That's greatwolf.com. Neil, you know how parents always get loads of unsolicited advice about kids' clothes? I believe it, but I can't say I've experienced it.

18:21Mitch Gagliardi:Wait, are you expecting, uh...

18:23Jacob Cohen:No, for clothes you can actually count on, there's little sleepies.

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18:37Jacob Cohen:Snag some for the kids in your life at littlesleepies.com. That's littlesleepies.com. Apple reported earnings yesterday and it was hard to focus on the actual numbers because it was CEO Tim Cook's last earnings call ever. Cook steps down as Apple is on top of the world, literally. It retook its throne as the most valuable company this week and its results mostly confirmed it belongs there. All important iPhone sales beat estimates, hitting$109 billion for the quarter, as Tim Cook called it their strongest June quarter ever. But it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows. China revenue continues to be a problem, falling short of expectations, as did its services business and iPad sales.

19:20Jacob Cohen:With the stock already trading at a record price and up 25 % this year, there was little room for error. And sure enough, the stock dipped 7 % after hours. There are still problems ahead for Apple, namely the memory supply crunch and its unproven and oft-delayed AI-powered upgrade to Siri, but those are now incoming CEO John Ternus' problems to handle. As for John, we finally got to hear from him on an earnings call. The first words out of his mouth when asked about competition were, I would just reiterate what Tim said, electric stuff. Neil, Cook rides off into the sunset with a brief stumble at the finish line that comes after guiding Apple to a 14-fold increase in value during his tenure.

20:00Jacob Cohen:Not too shabby.

20:02Mitch Gagliardi:Okay, if I bring up something a little out of left field, Apple TV. Apple TV is absolutely cooking. Viewership hit an all-time high last quarter. I think a lot of people were very confused when Apple launched a streaming service and paid all this money for original content. but people are loving Apple TV right now. Its reputation is at an all-time high, along with viewership. Ted Lasso is coming back for its fourth season. It just had this huge hit in Widow's Bay. It earned 19 Emmy nominations, which is the most at most nominations for a new program. And then the trailer for the upcoming cyberpunk TV series Neuromancer went absolutely viral online.

20:40Mitch Gagliardi:So it's not going to, that's coming in 2027. It's not gonna move the needle one way or another for a$5 trillion company, that at least in terms of branding, I think Apple TV has absolutely succeeded at this point.

20:53Jacob Cohen:Yesterday, there were a lot of serious questions floating around about -

20:56Mitch Gagliardi:I'm saying that's not a serious question.

20:57Jacob Cohen:Yeah, well, there were literally Siri questions going on. Like, how is China revenue going to withstand this? Are your input costs going to continue going up? And yet most of the analyst call was kind of a love fest for Tim Cook. Every single analyst or nearly every analyst started their question in the live Q &A portion by congratulating Cook. There was also a love fest for John Turnestu. Tim Cook basically kept putting praise his way. It makes sense. He's saying the transition is going seamlessly. They're also trying to hype up Siri as much as possible. So those were kind of the big themes. Even though the stock fell, it was mostly because a lot of this was already priced in.

21:37Jacob Cohen:Like Apple has been on an insane run so far this year. But it was kind of like a feel-good kumbaya moment because Tim Cook really did have a heck of a run there.

21:45Mitch Gagliardi:Well, we all go into work every morning hoping to increase shareholder value, but this guy actually did it. I mean, Apple shares are up more than 2 ,400 % since Cook took over from Steve Jobs and talking about big shoes to fill. So now John Ternus has similarly big shoes to fill as he takes over the helm of Apple next month.

22:03Jacob Cohen:Amazon also reported earnings yesterday, and it's looking like its AI porridge is just the right temperature. Apple's is maybe too cold and not enough spending or progress. meta in Google's is too hot, burning money without adequate payoff, but Amazon is Goldilocksing it, having seemed to have judged things just right. It had a very strong second quarter with sales coming in 20 % higher, hitting$200 billion and beating expectations. But more importantly than everyone buying lots of toilet paper on its e-com site, its cloud unit, AWS, is crushing it. Despite having the most mature cloud division amongst its big tech peers, it's still growing like a weed, with revenue expanding 37 % year over year.

22:45Jacob Cohen:That marked the unit's fastest growth since 2021, according to Amazon CEO Andy Jassy. Its AI bets are paying off handsomely too, with its cloud business serving AI demand growing at a triple digit rate. Sort of under the radar, but Amazon also has its own chip making business that is also growing at triple digits, crossing$25 billion in revenue. Neil, Amazon is spending a lot on AI, $54 billion during this past quarter, but it's also uniquely well positioned to benefit from the AI boom too. Its stock jumped 9 % after hours. Goldilocks.

23:18Mitch Gagliardi:One thing that stood out to me from this earnings report is that Amazon said it received about$600 million in tariff refunds in the second quarter, and it will automatically issue reimbursements to consumers under, quote, a limited set of circumstances. I thought the white tees that I was buying on Amazon were a little pricier, so maybe I'll be in line for that. That's something that you should also keep your eye on. But I think we can assess some winners and losers here because all of big tech has reported Amazon, Microsoft, Meta, and Apple this week. Winners were absolutely Amazon and Microsoft.

23:50Mitch Gagliardi:We saw their cloud divisions grow 40%. They accelerated growth. Microsoft fastest since 2022. Amazon fastest since 2021. Investors are liking to see that cloud growth because that means that all these AI investments, which power GDP, are paying off. Losers, Meta was down 8%. It doesn't seem like it has a particular plan to monetize AI and then Apple, even though it was a love fest for Tim Cook, it did fall considerably. So we're seeing a split in big tech, which maybe not even best to characterize them all together. But that's sort of where everything's shaken out now that all those companies have reported.

24:25Jacob Cohen:I think it's so funny, too, that we just completely ignore the$116 billion Amazon made from its e-commerce operations because it's just not what drives the stock anymore. The margins aren't that big, but there was some prime day, you know, deals involved that were pulled forward into June. So it made this quarter look even better. But it is always just fascinating to me that it's just a cloud division at this point. That's the only thing that is driving if the stock is going up or down while the retail operations are just kind of behind the curtain and not as important anymore.

24:56Mitch Gagliardi:All right. Well, they're making$116 billion. I think they can offer some refunds for tariffs for the rest of us. OK, let's bring to the finish with some final headlines. FIFA's plan to sell private stakes in the World Cup may have been stopped dead in its tracks. And that's because in an extraordinary move yesterday, Europe's soccer governing body UEFA said its 55 members would boycott all FIFA events with a proposal to move forward. That would mean a World Cup men's and women's without any European teams, which would probably improve America's prospects but eliminate the viability of the tournament.

25:28Mitch Gagliardi:In a strongly worded statement, UEFA said national associations around the world are now presented with an ultimatum. accept the irreversible capture of football's greatest competitions or bear the consequences. This is not a democratic decision, but governance by intimidation, an act of coercion unworthy of an institution entrusted with the stewardship of the global game. Now it looks like the head of FIFA, Gianni Infantino, will have to overhaul his plan to private equity-ify the World Cup or scrap it altogether because there simply cannot be a World Cup without Erling Haaland.

25:57Jacob Cohen:I see the vision. It's hard to lose 4-1 to Belgium if Belgium isn't even in the tournament. And yet that vision fell apart too because CONCACAF, which US is a part of, also joined Europe in rejecting the deal. So there would be no Belgium and no US. There'd basically be no tournament whatsoever. We joke about this, but a lot of people are saying who might suffer initially. It could just be the women's game because the first real test of this boycott is the women's U-20 World Cup in September. It's coming up pretty shortly. So they are at threat of becoming a pawn in this political matchup between UEFA and FIFA.

26:36Jacob Cohen:So you hope it all gets worked out, especially ahead of the 2027 Women's World Cup in Brazil as well. Moving on, Dulles Airport stinks, but Trump wants it to stink less. The president unveiled a$22.5 billion dollar overhaul of the Washington area airport this week alongside United CEO Scott Kirby, whose airline handles roughly 70 % of Dulles' traffic. The plan is to preserve most of the airport's exterior while essentially gutting everything inside, expanding or replacing concourses, and also extending the underground train directly to terminals, eliminating the dreaded people movers. If you don't know what a Dulles people mover is, look it up and also consider yourself lucky.

27:20Jacob Cohen:Trump's timeline to get it done is two years, which is funny, Neil, because airlines had previously estimated it would take, listen to this, 60 years.

27:28Mitch Gagliardi:One of the greatest joys of my life is not ever having to fly out of Dulles. I think I've had to do it maybe once, but it's just a blessing. And one of the other greatest joys of my life right now is flying out of LaGuardia, which received an$8 billion investment overhauling the terminal there. And it is beautiful. Like it is, it is just such a joy to go fly out of LaGuardia and Dulles is in need of a makeover. No one in the DC area will say, will disagree with that. In a JD power North American survey, Dulles ranked 23rd out of 27 large airports for passenger satisfaction. I hadn't even heard of these people movers.

28:05Mitch Gagliardi:And then you showed them to me yesterday and you know, I blinked. I was like, is this a real thing? I can't believe we're in 2026 in our nation's capital and we're still using these people movers to get people around dullest airport it simply

28:17Jacob Cohen:cannot be the best solution and which is why they're trying to make the underground train actually do its job also thank you for a peek into neil's mind a lot of joys of your life right there not flying out of dullest flying out of la guardia we love to hear what brings you joy

28:30Mitch Gagliardi:all right finally did you read some thought leadership on linkedin you're convinced was ai slop now you can report it yesterday the platform released a button called seems like AI slop that you can click on and surface to LinkedIn. It's a response to growing complaints that the feed has been overtaken by ChatGPT written drivel. Chief product officer Hari Sweeney Vansan said people came to LinkedIn to connect with real people and share their real perspectives, ideas, and expertise. But he was also quick to point out that LinkedIn wasn't categorically opposed to AI, saying it can be a useful tool for tasks like proofreading posts or refining thoughts.

29:03Jacob Cohen:This is going to be brutal because LinkedIn is also privately flagging posts in the user's dashboard before they hit send that this sounds like ai imagine you chef up what you think is a great announcement that i'm joining this or this company and they go dude you sound a lot like ai right there i hope people are writing in a differentiated enough way that they do not get mistaken for ai but this is absolutely something that was needed on linkedin i mean linkedin has become a slot fest let's be honest like you see people you know it's straight Why are you looking at me? Hey, we're just conversing here.

29:38Jacob Cohen:You know, you're the only person I can look like. But I actually think it's smart that LinkedIn is pivoting it more into a proofreading tool. That's how a lot of people do use AI. Don't use it to actually generate your content. Use it to check it. Also, we saw something similar out of Substack, which is, you know, the tool for a lot of people's newsletters. They help users identify whether content was written by AI. So not the first we're going to see of this, not the last we're going to see in this, because people want to know if the content they're consuming is generated by humans or by bots.

30:07Mitch Gagliardi:That is all the time we have. Thanks for starting your morning with us. Have a wonderful Friday and an even better weekend. To share your thoughts on the episode or anything else, send an email to morningbrewdaily at morningbrew.com or DM us on Instagram at mbdailyshow. Let's roll the credits. Emily Milliron is our supervising producer. Raymond Liu is our senior producer. Our producer is Olivia Graham. And our associate producer is Olivia Lake. Technical direction by Nina Miller. Hair and makeup is open to work. Devin Emery is our president and our show is a production of Morning Brew.

30:35Jacob Cohen:Great show today, Neil. I wish you all well.

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