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1:54Welcome to Staying Relevant, the podcast hosted by two best friends, me, Sam Thompson and Peter, James, Jonathan, Joseph, Jezariah, Jeremiah, Janine Wicks, everybody. This is the bonus episode. Janine Janine just thrown in a lady's name why not Janine alright yes is that a lady's name sort of in between an in between name alright ok cool this is the bonus episode which means it is Thursday this comes out audibly and then you'll be able to watch it on Josh and Keira's YouTube channel from 5pm on Sunday and Monday's main episode which came out for you to listen to you can now watch as of 5pm last night which was Wednesday which means you can catch us on a Monday Wednesday.

2:40Thursday. Sunday. Nice, nice, nice, nice. As this is a bonus episode, if you want to be involved, then email us at the worst email address in the world, which is hello at srproductions.co.uk. Beautiful. Rate reviewed all of that crap. You know the score by now. Let's crack straight onto an email. And I already hate it. Which means I'm going to absolutely love it. Because it says, and I, hey, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. I had to start the, oh, does she mean, hey, boys? Yeah, hey, boys. Is that what she means? Got you, got you. Had to start the email that way, of course. Really enjoyed you both discussing the stat of one in two men thinking they can land a passenger plane.

3:29On the topic of stats, if you could choose one stat to see above everyone's head, what would you pick? That's fucking great. Thanks from Sammy. That's actually a good question. That's great. Ooh. I'd have P, anger, nine and a half. So you'd choose, but if you could see it on everyone's head that you ever saw, like anyone coming to, what stat would you most want to see? On someone else's head? Mm. Oh, my God, that's so good. Good question, that. I would have, if I wanted to see, I'd probably be like, cunning. Cunning. Yeah. So like, cunning, five. So of all the things that you could see, you just want to know how cunning everyone is.

4:18Yeah, I think so. How cunning. Of anything in the world. Yeah. Well, I play a lot of role play. So like, cunning's a really big thing. No, no. Do you understand? Yeah. Do you understand this question? Well, I don't know. No, you don't. So just in real life, let's just say, look, we're not playing Dungeons & Dragons. This is just us going about our life. Yeah. But above anyone you meet in the street, anyone you know here, anyone you walk past, everyone, you'll be able to see one stat. Oh, okay, cool. But in real life. It's real life. It's not Dungeons & Dragons. So Josh can jump two metres. No, no, no.

4:56No, no. It's not. It's not that. For example, all right, I'll give you, let's say I would like to see everyone's health. Right. So you can work out who's dying, who's not. Who's ill, who's sick, who's not, so you don't catch anything. Or you could, how horny people are. Ah, that's a good one. Fuck me, he's turned on. Yeah. Good person to chat up. Or possible deviant. Pipo, you got any more? Possible deviant. I thought that I would do compatibility with me. So I wouldn't waste my time speaking to people that I'm not going to get on with. But you'd never speak. Yeah, there we go. Thank you. Then when you meet people at a party or something, where you don't meet people.

5:43Then you could just go towards the ones that you're highly compatible with. Yeah, you'll have a good time. Yeah, that's it. I love that. That's a good one. No, but cunning is also good. No, I do still like cunning. I do like, how cunning are you? you know and then like I imagine it's like out of ten I think the most obvious one for me would be mood like deep down in your soul mood no just what mood are they in that day pretty obvious well it's not happy sad like where are you at with that I think that would be a good one and maybe it could just present itself as sort of smiley face sad face yeah I like that with my girlfriend I think it makes things a lot easier you know it's just like how are you yeah I think that would be good that would be a nice one to have what about like trustworthiness Yeah, trustworthiness.

6:26But then... Yeah, but I don't trust anyway, so I'm not that fussed about the trustworthiness. Can't I just say why cunning's a good one? Because cunning encapsulates all of that. All right, what level would you put yourself on? If it was going to be like out of 10, if I, let's say I saw someone who was a 7 out of 10 cunning, of like, oh, they're tricksy. But what do you think the stat above your head would be? Five? Averagely cunning? Averagely cunning. But I just think with cunning, you can do a lot. You know, that's why in role play, it's such a good stat because you can do a lot with cunning.

6:59So like if someone's got a seven out of 10 cunning, then you're like, you could be a bit divin. You could be quite tricksy or you could be very emotionally intelligent. Like all of these things, cunning encapsulates a lot of things. I do like horniness, obviously would be quite funny to see. Like - I feel like you've just chosen cunning because of the words, because you've said cunning about 50 times so far. I just think it's great. And I think you just like to say cunning. Or agility. agility. Why would you want to, what difference would that make? I just love to know how, like how agile people are.

7:31How would that help? Well, it wouldn't help. It would just be an interesting stat. Like, okay, that person's agility is an eight. It's like they can run. They're fit. They're speedy. You know, gassy, quite fun. That would be a good one. That person's about to be far. Now you're getting the hang of it. Yeah, gassy, nine and a half. And I would just follow them and wait and be like, ah, they've done it. So, so you'd find someone that's gassy. follow them and just put yourself in the sort of the aftermath of that no which is quite funny to know yeah have you seen those things actually where people this is savage where people put infrared cameras on people in the street and it shows when they fart no or is it heat I think it's heat no I don't think that's on my algorithm I think mate it's fucking hilarious mate and it's like it's like a heat sensor oh my god I've seen it loads and like there's people in the street and it's like it'll be like a businessman and you'll see him like cough and he'll fart and he's trying to cover it up with a cough and you can see like it shows it in pink and it's like a pink cloud come up from behind him it's hilarious and do they then tell or are people just no no they're oblivious fucking hell Christ wouldn't be I get one round you you wouldn't be I fucking see anything on the screen would you constantly dropping his arsehole yeah cunning for me I think it'd be mood for Pete compatibility with Pippa Kira and Josh don't know when you were single you could have done with knowing like how attracted they were towards you.

8:57Yeah. That would be amazing. I think a good stat for you is whether or not people like you. That would be good. And you know what would be nice seeing that increase? Seeing that stat increase. Or... Yeah, yeah. And then go down. Or decrease. Yeah, or decrease. And if that stat decreased, I'd literally... The worst thing is I'd try even harder and it'd decrease even more. Yeah. And I think that, yeah, it's interesting. It's actually a good question. Great bloody question. It's the kind of question you say I wake at night with. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be a rough night for me. What's the next one here?

9:34Here we go. I don't know. I just can't stop thinking about that. Sam and Pete. Obviously, you'll like this intro. It's just Sam and Pete. Sam and Pete. After hearing Sam thinks he can complete a bank heist with Keir Starmer's recent resignation. Dash, dash, dash. There's a dash.

9:56I'm just going to put into practice that you shouldn't drink on school nights. After hearing sad things, you complete a bank heist of Keir Starmer. No. Me and Keir, I genuinely think I do a bank heist and I'm not even joking. Well, I mean, yeah. No wonder he had to resign. Right. Because we've got plans. With your bank heist, would he be the one just walking through the front door? Yeah, probably. I'm assuming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which politician do you think you could do a bank heist with, Pete? Oh, that's a tough one. That is a good question. I'm going to go with David Blunkett. Why? Because he's blind and he's got a guide dog and no one will suspect anything.

10:36Is that a politician? Yeah, I think he's retired now. I'd say John Prescott would have been good. He'd have been the enforcer. Why? John Prescott. What was that, his nickname, the enforcer? He was, I love John Prescott, which is the guy that fucking punched the photographer and that. Shut the fuck up. What are you all laughing at? Why are you nicknaming him? John Prescott, the Enforcer. What was his nickname? The Enforcer? What? If you want, yeah. It is now. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown, yeah, listen, fucking wildly Scottish guy. He'd be good. You'd call him Giggles, wouldn't you? Gordon Brown? You know, like, the scary-dooking dude.

11:19And, like, he's got, like, quite a, like, soft name. like quite a soft nickname. It's like, you know, when you see like a massive dude and he's called like Babyface. Yeah. So Gordon Brownby giggles. But then I think the Iron Lady would be good at a bank of ice. Mate, this is sick. You'd literally have me, Pete. The Iron Lady, the Enforcer, Giggles. And Kia. And Sir Kia. And the old llama farmer. Oh, mate, we'd do some bits, mate. Yeah. Fucking hell. Anyway, so the question was. Yeah, I haven't even got to the end of it yet. I think I'll take over at this point, mate. So after thinking, Sam thinks he can complete a bank heist.

11:56And with Keir Starmer's recent resignation, do you think you could be Prime Minister, Sam? And what is the first change that you'd make? Or would you keep it the same? I would just take it to the people. This is what I would do if I'd be here. So you would pass the buck. To the people. But take credit if it goes well. And if it goes shit, I'd be like, it's your fault. I'd literally say to people, I'd do a vote for everything. I'd be like, okay, right. So budgets are in, okay. This is a pretty big one. Like how much do you all want to be taxed, right? Yeah, no, I see that working well. And then we'll just average it out.

12:34And then we go, there you go. We've just voted on how much everyone's going to be taxed. And also we get a flatline tax. Everyone gets taxed the same. Okay. So it's literally how much do we all want to be taxed? Okay. And what's your answer? My answer, I would say something around everybody should be around like 10%. 10%. 10 % sounds quite nifty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 10%. I think, I think, or a five, you know. Yeah. Five. But I'd let it to the people. It's not about me. But then how would, how, you know, how would all our national services, what would, you know. How do you want your national services run?

13:13I'd take it to you. No, no, but you wouldn't be able to pay for them to be out of run. That's, but I'd be like, well, that, because you're not, you're not. Someone fucked up. I'll be like, hey, me. That, that would be, you know, I'd be like, I took it to a vote. I'd be like, you guys, you fuckers, you too greedy with your tax. And now look where we're at. So would you give everyone all the information? All of it. So effectively, you wouldn't be a prime minister. You'd just be a mouthpiece and everyone would be a prime minister. And I genuinely think that'd be the best way forward. So you're, to become prime minister, you would just make the entire, every part of this country a democracy?

13:48Yeah, and I'd be like, we're going to vote on everything and we're going to average out the answer to that. And then you can only blame yourselves. So how will you deal with opposing views from two different sides who feel very, very strongly about that? I'm afraid there's too many other people vote something else. I'd be like, you've got to fucking suck it up. So you're just going for it's a numbers game? It's a numbers game. Yeah. Make as many friends as you can. Law of averages is what I'd do. I'd be like, mate, you do what you want to do. What if it's like really close and it's like 51, 49 % on something?

14:15You've then alienated half of the population. I would say take it out on the other half of the population. Okay. So actually what would happen then is, listen. Civil war. This isn't me. This isn't me. Fight it out, guys. Fight it out. Fight it out. I'm just the enforcer. Me and Jonathan Powell. Wait, is that his name? What I think, just sorry, whilst we're going on this, what I do think you've clearly demonstrated for us there is that you wouldn't survive sort of live press conferences. There'd be a lot of this. There'd be a lot of that. I'm not sure any sort of debate it would be. Find it out.

14:53Yeah, it'd be hands up. Don't look at me. You picked this. This is all down to you. But I didn't pick it. I picked the other way. Find it out. Your neighbour picked it. Yeah, yeah. You want me to fucking do about it? Your neighbour fucking picked it. Nice. I see that. Were there any new laws you'd bring in? So you'd reduce tax to 10 % and let people fight it out when they disagree. Is there anything else that you'd do as Prime Minister? Well, to be honest with you, again, I don't want to rock the boat. I just, whatever people think. I'd like a World Cup in England. I'd fight for that. I'd fight for a World Cup in England.

15:27So on the question of any new laws, World Cup in England? World Cup in England would be pretty damn close. But that's not really, you can't do anything about that. because that's FIFA, isn't it? And you have to go into the ballot. Yeah, I'd go to war over that. You'd go, okay. I'd go to war. So with the half of the country that survived the civil war, you'd take them, you'd fight FIFA for the World Cup. I'd fuck it up. Okay, so on that then, if we're looking at any new laws, would you bring back sort of national service? So that you're forcing the half of people that survived your civil war to fight?

15:59Because what if they don't want to and you go, well, it's up to you. Because you can't turn up on your own if you're going to war. Look, mate, I did CCF. You know, Duke of Edinburgh as well. Like, I did it. Yeah. I know how to load a gun. So, sorry, just to confirm, are we comparing Duke of Edinburgh to National Service now? Well, you know, I'm not saying you have to sub, you know, as long as you know how to load a gun. Not that you need to use a gun. Not that I'm ever going to use a gun, but... So, Duke of Edinburgh, as far as I'm aware, don't use guns. What? I don't know. As far as I'm aware...

16:34CCF do. So explain to me what CCF, is that cadets? Yeah, no, no, CCF we did at school. I went to quite a, you know, I obviously didn't go to a school like yours and we didn't even have guns. Yeah. So I don't think at any point at school they gave you and showed you how to load a gun. They did. They absolutely did. We had machine guns. Yeah. We had machine guns at school. Combined cadet force. Combined cadet force. We had to wear car keys and everything. We had to shine our boots. Wear berets. It teaches leadership skills. No, no, no. It teaches you how to load a machine gun, apparently. I had a gun.

17:12I don't care what anyone says. I had a fucking gun. So how old were you? Like 16? So 16 years old. They gave me a gun. They gave you a gun. They gave me a gun. What was it, an AK-47? No, it was like a really good one, though. It was like a proper little bastard you tuck into your shoulder. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you had to load it? Did you fire off some rounds? No, no live rounds. Blacks. No. Just blanks. Just blanks. Yeah. Yeah, we had to clean it and everything. Yeah. What? What are you smiling at? I think we're all smiling at the level of bullshit that you've come out with today. They just need to update their website.

17:45I then went to, I then moved to the RAF. Because you can do Army, Navy. You moved to the RAF. I did, I moved to the RAF. He got headhunted. I love him. He got headhunted. By the Duke of Edinburgh. Yeah, and then from there, after all the work he did at school with the guns, sniper school, they called him out and they said, listen, listen, with a shot like yours, brother, all right, We see you at the age of nine with that machine gun in Bradley College, wherever the fuck you were. Bradfield College. Yeah. Mate, I'm not even joking. I then moved over to the RF. I've never met such a fucking, I'm just going to call you Jackanory.

18:18You are full of bullshit on a daily basis. Mate, and then I went for the Royal Marines. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I didn't get it. And I didn't get it. And I didn't get it. Well, that's the thing. The Bravo 2-0, the infamous book written by Andy McNabb, was actually just an alias. It was Sam Thompson, who is one of the most decorated soldiers of our time. That's why, you know, you and Foxy get on so well. What a fucking mental. So anyway. Thank you. Pip has just found it online. Have you found it online? Marksmanship. Yep. I don't know what that means. Learn about a range of weapons. There we go. Thank you very much.

18:57Machine guns, yeah? Yep. They also teach music. Leadership skills. also in a band. And team bonding. I actually was in the brass section of the combined cadets force. I played the trumpet in that. I remember it very well. Honestly, I wish I was friends with you, a cool kid. Played God Save the Queen on the trumpet. Yeah. In between, he had fucking machine gun on one trumpet and the other.

19:27You don't believe me. I did. I did. Fucking what's happening here? Now join the choir. Oh, fuck. Yeah. I actually had a really good voice back in the day.

19:46Mr. Guess who our reverend was called? The vicar of Dibley was their fucking reverend. Mate, this is mad. Mr. Godfrey. How wild is that? That's fucking by my mind. Come on. Come on. That's pretty wild.

20:04Mr. Godfrey the priest David Badger David no I played with David Badger last night oh my god I met David Badger I met actual David Badger I've known him for a while and I didn't know that's who it was have you met him yeah yeah it's his friend guess who it is Lonen you will guess he's been under our noses this whole time I've met David Badger like three times and then we have two people that we haven't met

20:42well I don't know why that's even funny

20:47yeah Reverend Boosty thought he was Godfrey Reverend Boosty who's the other guy fuck me oh Blogsy Blogsy Reverend Boosty We've discussed this before Reverend Boosty and Blogsy Are the people we haven't met And then me and Me and Lone This is when we find out Pete is Bloody Blogsy Yeah There I am Reverend Boosty Do you wish you had a gaming group? Yeah no I do All the cool cats do I know two out of that group And nothing says cool like them too. Like Sam and Lone.

21:36Well, that was good fun. I enjoyed that. We've got a question time now. Da-da-da question time. Oh, this is going to be good because I think mine, this is quite a basic one but I feel like mine's going to be quite savage recently. What are your boys' screen times? How do I check that? I bet mine's actually quite high. God, mine's going to freak me out. Mine's down from last week. But yeah, I was in Loughborough on Monday. Why does that mean? Because I watch Netflix on my phone. You're going to be in trouble. I can't find mine. And then hour and a half, 45 minutes on that. So my daily average is seven hours and 14 minutes.

22:21Yeah, mine's going to be bad. If I could find it. It's fucking bad. But that is all travelling. Down here, right? Search. Pretty much. Oh, wait, what's yours, Pete? 7 hours 14 Mine Is 7 hours 28 Oh There you go God that's bad Is that a day? Yeah a day 7 and a half hours a day Mate that is shocking I can excuse some of mine Wow What can we do about yours? Do you know what mine is? So so If you take So let's take So let me look at Monday So Monday So I spent So if you take that off like the journey time. You could be trying to lock the numbers off. Yeah, but if you take that, I'm just trying to work out like if I'm actually spending seven hours just fucking mindlessly doing it all.

23:11Do you know what I mean? So I know what mine is. Mine is I watch YouTube a lot. So basically, so for example, I'll be cooking food. I'll have something on YouTube in the background. I'll be in the shower. I'll be in the shower. YouTube. I watch YouTube all the time. Yeah. All the time. And then at night, I will like do scroll TikTok. So it's not looking good for me. No, it's not looking good for you. I don't know if that's a lot or not. No, that's a lot. All right, cool. Oh, this is a good one.

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25:44I know exactly what this is. If you could relive any 10 mins of your life, which 10 mins would that be?

25:55oh that's a fucking tough question depends if you go nice serious or or just stupid i don't know that's tough that i know exactly what mine would be go on i have two if i'm allowed if it's gonna be your birth i don't know if i can go through that again walking out at the ot okay was just i watched that like just sometimes on my own uh seven hours worth and then the other one would be probably just after winning the jungle calling home and all of you guys were at home and i was i think it was just me okay fine you know you're there you i had loads of people calling pippa the best 10 minutes of your life no calling pippa no because i had all my friends there yeah and so like calling back because i had a sponsor for three and a half weeks was fucking awesome.

26:53You were on FaceTime I was on FaceTime after literally just winning and being on FaceTime with him literally like on the platform with the crown on his shit that was fucking cool. And then I've got another one seeing Pete at the run. Those are my life moments. Warren they're all like career oriented. They're all your life moments? Yeah mate they're huge in my life yeah like seeing you there like for me was like like that was like so huge for me. In your 34 years though. Mate, other than that, it's just getting shit grades at school. Maybe getting to hold my nephew for the first time. I don't know.

27:32Yeah. I'd lead with that one. No, but mate, genuinely, I'd be deadly serious. It'd be those. Seeing Rodney for the first time. Oh, that's nice. There you go. That's nice. First 10 minutes I saw him. That's a good one. You knew. Yeah. Yeah. that would be my probably one of that's something that I would relive for 10 minutes if we're keeping it nice yeah there we go okay no no no let's keep it what's the negative no they're not negative it's just like serious one because if you really think about you know there's lots of things that you'd want to relive to redo again yeah to redo and yeah relive different different bits that kind of meant a lot but that's for a different pod I think isn't it two tricks what's next oh two tricks what's next three thanks for listening to yeah three tricks would be great obviously we'd love to do the fucking hat trick with your help the listener we would love that

28:34for me it would be take Pete across the pond that for me it makes him emotional taking Pete across the pond would be fucking great and doing like a series of whatever it is that we're doing but over there would be fucking fun. Like I have in my head this idea of like me and Pete in LA at a beach party doing a keg stand with Kylie Jenner. I don't know why I have that. I'm manifesting it. We're going to be on a beach party with like the Kardashians and Pete's going to do a headstand. Are you manifesting it for her? Because I don't think I've ever seen her at a beach party in Miami doing a keg stand either.

29:16It's going to be new for all three of us. And I want Pete. Not only have we got to get there, but we've got to get Kylie Jenner there and ask her to do a keg stand with us. That is one fucking wild. That's some serious manifestation. That is, mate, it's a dream. That's a dream. I want Pete doing a keg stand with me and Kylie going, go Pete, go Pete. I don't know what a keg stand is. What is a keg stand? It's where you stand, you go in a handstand, so you're upside down, and they attach a keg with a hose, and you've got to drink the keg whilst it's upside down. in a hand, I can't even do a handstand.

29:49but people hold your feet. I was going to say, fuck me, that, Jesus, I didn't want to have to practice for the keg stand and learn some fucking new skills. All right. That's what's next. That's what's next in my mind. So next for the, I think the first time we've mentioned it this year, but we haven't mentioned it every year, it's Cracking America again. We're back on Cracking America. We're going to do Cracking America. That's going to be class. Me and Pete are going to try crack for the first time in America. We need Pete to live on this podcast. Do you know what? I can't wait. I mean, he's thrown a paddy about crying in the fucking paper, but he's just announced, if the sun don't put Pete and Sam to do crack in America in the next headline, then what's next for staying relevant after two tricks?

30:41They're going to go do some crack in America. Party with Kylie Jenner, and Pete's going to learn to handstand so he can drink a beer. Oh, mate, that's joking. There we go. So there you go. That is what's next for us. Crack in America. No, you didn't hear that wrong. Crack in America. Thank you so much for listening to Staying Relevant, the bonus episode with me, Sam Thompson, Peter James, Jonathan Joseph, Jezreya, Jeremiah, Jez... Janine. Janine, Junaid, Jizwan, Witt.

31:14I'm going to go do some crack. Well, at least practice. Oh, good fun. Beautiful. This has been a Staying Relevant production.

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