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2:19Welcome to Staying Relevant, the bonus episode hosted by two best friends. I'm holding a tiny little miniature Pete in my hand that I just found in my microphone. I feel like these are still littered around the studio. How many did you print off? Look, there's two there on that light box. Oh, it's like an Easter egg hunt. It's October. this is the bonus episode which means it's Thursday you'll be able to watch this on Sunday on Josh's YouTube channel and Monday's main episode you can now watch on Josh's YouTube channel because it came out last night which is Wednesday at 5pm so that means that you can catch us on A and let's not do this again guys I want full enthusiasm here you can catch us on A Monday Wednesday Thursday Sunday harmonious I enjoyed it yeah bonus episode which means it's all about you.

3:13So if you want to be involved and you want to email us, then email us at hello at srproductions.co.uk, which still makes me feel sick. Fuck, I've got the meeting again. So first on the agenda is the Monday meeting. We're going to kick things straight off with an update on the Monday meeting. Sam obviously missed last week's Monday meeting after promising to chair the entire thing. But it's okay because this week he swore to us that he would come to the office in person and host the meeting. Unfortunately, I wasn't available as I was on this morning. Sam, how was the meeting? What got done? Tell me what the plan for the week is.

3:58Why don't you tell me that I've got the meeting? It's just Monday and it's every week. I didn't go. Right. Fuck, I forgot again. I only just saw it on this iPad. Okay, it's now Wednesday. Are we going to bother with a third time lucky? I think we should. I do. I think we should. It's going to happen, guys. Next Monday, I'm going to put it in my diary. All right. Wreck it in the diary. It's going in my calendar. I mean, it's the Pride of Britain Awards next Monday. Fuck. Okay, the Monday after that, we are in. So Monday the 27th of October. We're going to have a fucking good rundown. Sam is going to be in the Monday meeting.

4:44He's going to host and chair the Monday meeting. So that gives you a couple of weeks of prep. Yeah. Because that week, Sam will be telling everyone what they'll be doing for the week as he's chairing and hosting the Monday meeting. So it's going to be a tough week. It's going to be a fucking good one. I want everyone to tell me what they've achieved. throughout the week prior. Yeah, well, I mean, really, you could tell him what you've achieved throughout the year. I'd like a yearly report, if that's okay, from everybody. Yearly report for the yearly Monday meeting. How does it go? What do we do on this meeting?

5:20Like, how do we start it? It's generally hosted by Pippa. Yeah. Do we have a klaxon? Well, it's just running through the general things that need to be discussed for the whole team. It's an area where the whole team can discuss what they're effectively doing for the week, what's been happening. Everyone then is on the same page. Everyone has an idea of what's going to be happening going forward. People can update everyone on adverts and fucking all sorts of stuff. It's kind of just like a, let's go team. Do we have a good chinwag as well? Are we having a bit of fun? Is it a fun meeting? Yeah, I would say so.

5:53Josh, how do you feel about the Monday meetings? Yeah, they happen and fun. Okay, all right. Well, so the 27th, everyone put it in your diary. They put a lot in. I'd like a Google Meet invite as well, please, if that's okay. Why? Because you'll be here in person. Yeah, but I'd just like a Google Meet invite anyway. Okay. Wait, it's Google Meet. What is Google Meet? Annalise, if you could whack it into the diary on the 27th. I'll also, I'll come in for this Monday meeting. Oh, my fucking God. You got both of us. The gruesome. We're going to double end you. I don't need to speak because Sam will be sharing the meeting.

6:31I just want to observe. Think of me as this sort of just a voyeur. Yeah. Think of me as your daddy. That was weird.

6:46Anyway. I am sorry, though. I do want to apologise to that. I'm sorry. I am sorry. I mean, listen, you don't have to apologise to me. I was never going to be there for it because I was busy. But, you know, maybe you should apologise to the team. I'm sorry, guys. Why do you feel like you need to apologise? Do you feel like you've let them down? I do feel like I've let them down, actually. Just on that Monday? Yeah, and I just feel like they look to me for guidance. I haven't been there. I mean, how have you all managed without the guidance? Just mucking on through, really. It's tough, though, isn't it?

7:18Yeah, I mean, we all just sat in silence for an hour, looking around blankly at each other. Josh parked in Pure Gym, so you'd have your spot. No, he didn't. He did. He paid for it out of his own pocket. No, don't do that. Josh, I'll buy you some pineapple later. Yeah. Well, why don't you just take one out of Pippa's box? We'll go have to discuss the tea. Thanks. I apologise, though. All right, cool. Well, look, on to more positive things, other than the sort of negativity and uselessness of the bosses that stay relevant. I know what this is. Yeah, it's wrote down. It's really exciting. Please take it away, then.

7:57Pete's coming to Harry Potter world really, really soon. Yeah. Isn't it next week? It's next week. Oh my God. Are we dressing up? Are we still dressing up? How are we doing this? Cloaks. Okay, cloaks. Cloaks is fine. Maybe a wig. Cloaks and a wig. So Pete said, for my birthday, for my fucking birthdays, don't you dare. Don't you dare bail out of that because that'd be a really bad friend thing to be. Pete said he would wear whatever I wanted. Now I'm not going to make him like, do any makeup and stuff like that because that's just like not fair. But what I am going to do is put him in a Ron Weasley.

8:33So we're talking ginger wig and a Gryffindor robe, and that is it. I forgot about this. I'm not overly happy about it. My birthday present. I do regret it. Have a calendar. And I also thought it was in Leicester Square. No, it's in Watford. Well, you know, when you go past Leicester Square and there's just that big Harry Potter thing, and I just thought it was there. I didn't realise that I had to go to Watford. You're going to love it, by the way. No, I promise you. You can't, though, Sam, because you know I won't. Yes, I can. You literally can't. Picture it. It's mental, isn't it? How he forces his opinion onto it.

9:14I'm not going to love it. I despise Harry Potter. I've never seen it. There is no part of me that will love it. What I'm going to do is tolerate it because I said I would. Oh, that was quite painful for anyone. That's how he possibly knows. I mean, who actually here, because who's going, Pipscreep? Everybody. Everybody's going. Wonderful. All at an expense of the company. It's a four-hour tour as well. What? It's a four-hour tour. What do you mean? It's a four-hour extravaganza. That's not fucking, I'm not doing four hours. Yeah. Who actually, so the whole team are going, who actually likes Harry Potter?

9:53Three of you. You, disappointed. you not surprised it's a four hour extravaganza you start in Diagon Alley is Ted going? yeah Ted's going excellent so that's a day rate for him wonderful just to add to it it's a whole day it's not I'm not doing a whole day it's a whole day it's a full day I said I'm not doing four hours don't be so fucking ridiculous we have to go out of hours do you know what I'd rather what? we have to go when it shuts to the public So going in the evening? It's not evening. It's a night time thing. What? I'd say it's later than evening. What do you mean? What time am I doing this?

10:36I've done this before. It's really late. Just out of hours. It's like 11pm. I'm not going at 11pm in a cloak to a... How is it that the tour is longer than the film?

10:53It's a good point. I forgot about the hour of hours, man. What do you mean? What's the timing for this? I'm busy. You're not busy. We've got you for the whole day and night. No, you haven't. We do. I have gone back with some negotiations on timing and I've just said Pete's very busy. So like 8pm? 8pm? What time is it? It starts at like between like 6 and 7 and it finishes. a few hours later. So I'm not getting home until fucking... I'm working the night till midnight. So I'm going to spend an evening, a Thursday night, a Thursday night, wandering round for four hours, a wizard's warehouse in Watford.

11:44With a wig on. With a wig on, drinking butter beer. They have also offered you bean tasting. Bean tasting? Yeah, Bertie Bop's every flavour of beans. You can get a bogey flavour one. Was that even English? Bertie Bop's every flavour of beans. Bertie Bop's every flavour of beans. You can get bogey flavour, vomit flavour. Oh, I'll take a packet. Chocolate frogs. What? Chocolate frogs. Buy one. On a serious note, Guy, come on. Come on. No, come on. Can I explain to you why? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. Come on. Four out, come on. It's no, it's big. Come on. I'm in talks with him. All right.

12:36Well, I'll tell you what the next part of the conversation goes. He ain't doing that. Speed it up. I reckon we can do four hours in 20 minutes. No, you can't do that. Just ask the tour guide to speak quicker and just show us the good bits. I don't need to hear about fucking Bertie Bassett's fucking beans.

12:57Bertie Bassett's is one of the best. They should have called it that. Bertie Bassett's heavy flavoured beans. Oh, my God. I'll tell you what. Mate, look, we go to like Gringotts Bank, meet the goblins. There's a dragon. Meet the goblins? Yeah. Oh, well, if you had said that, I'd say what double the tour. Let's spend the night there And you got I'll take a fucking tent you go through you go through the forbidden forest and meet Buckbeak And it's like this what I go no, there's a forbidden forest in Watford rock and meet fuckface or whatever his name is

13:42Where I could meet

13:48of the best things I've ever heard in my life. You can fly on fuckface. Hell in a going. Mate, do you know what? Talk about flying quickly. This is cool. Is that you can basically fly on a broom and they blow wind at you. So you're on a stationary broom and they put a big fan and blow you with the fan so it looks like you're flying and then there's a... Don't ruin the illusion, Sam, because I thought it was magic. And then there's also a digital thing that makes it look like you're flying over tower breaks. What, it's like CG? I thought it was magic. I wanted a full flying lesson. That takes a while, and you've got to do it with your wand.

14:31You've got to have one hand on the broom, one hand on your wand. I can't wait. Then you go to the Gryffindor common room and you have to go around the castle. I don't have to. You know, you do, because you have to snake around. there's no exit. Well this is why it's taking four fairies I've got to navigate a forest and a castle along with meeting all the chaps along the way. Or go to the Great Hall as well then you go to Ministry of Magic Ministry of Magic? You go to the Herbology Department as well which is outside. Oh fucking honestly though do you know what nearer the time I'll probably get excited.

15:08It's a long one. It is a long one and then the cool stuff it's all cool. Oh I wondered if there was going to be in it. No no no the really cool stuff because then they like talk about how the film was made. They don't need to. I don't need to. Well, with cameras, I don't need to hear about it. Why do I need to hear about it? I ain't doing four hours as well. You can tell them that fucking flat up before we get there. I'm not doing four hours wandering around the fucking place. You have to be legally obliged. I don't, I'm not legally obliged to do shit, mate. I am absolutely not legally obliged to do any of it.

15:37This was a favour for your fucking birthday. And as always, I've given you an inch and you've taken a mile. And now I've got a four hour fucking tour in Watford round a wizard's warehouse. All right? It was just supposed to be saying, just to cheer you up for the day, I didn't think we were going to have to really fucking do it three months later. Cheer you up? As it turns up. Why would I need cheering up? As you've mentioned numerous times, you've had a hard year. At that point, Pete wasn't around and we didn't know what was going to happen. Take Pete with you. It'll be the next fucking hard launch because I do not want to spend four hours in fucking Watford.

16:10And then there's also a scary bit where the mental flies down at you, so don't get too scared. It comes for me, I'll chin it. I think for anyone listening to this, I think it's safe to say that Pete will be in a Slytherin robe as we enter the establishment. Obviously that isn't in keeping with Ron Weasley's wig but I don't think there's anything else we can do. It has to be Slytherin. I don't know what any of this means. Hopefully it will be explained in the four hours. You also have to buy a wand as well. They're quite expensive, like 120 quid. What is it all this have to? I don't understand.

16:47Who says I have to? Who's going to enforce that? Is it the wizard police that's going to enforce that? Are they going to say you're not leaving until you buy a wand? Interestingly enough, actually, there is the Ministry of Magic who the wizard police are there. The wizard police, are they? Well, fucking come at me, bro. We're going to have to buy you a wand. They're good wands. Oh, well, that is good then. Is it like they're made of good material? Like what? Plastic. No, no, no. No, no, no. They're like ceramic. Gold. A ceramic wand. Oh my God, I forgot about this one bit. And then I promise you there's no more surprises, but there's one bit where you, in Diagon Alley, you have to have a wand fight with some dementors.

17:38I just remembered that bit. You basically have to pretend like you're battling and they're actors and they wear dementia outfits and you have to fucking shimmy round and do all this. And you have to... No. You know, because they attack you. Mate... I don't think they're going to attack me, put it that way. Mate, Pete, I'm not joking, I'm not joking. They come at you and they're fully dressed up and they start going like that silently to you and you have to fight them back. No. what you'll have is this I can't wait till that bit's near the end of the tour oh well excellent and I'll be so happy by then because I will have only done four hours I just want to see Pete if you're listening to this podcast and you're listening to all this fucking bullshit what you will have heard numerous times throughout this is you have to you have to this is literally as if I've signed the contract I'm contractually obliged I just want Pete to pull out this move now there's moves I really wanted to pull that one out.

18:42Because they'll be pulling that one out of you, and it's hard to block. By the sounds of it, the only thing it should have pulled out were their fathers. Move on. Well, this is something that I think you're going to really like as well. Because this bonus episode is really setting the tone. Look, we're going to do a quick match update on the mighty GBU. I mean, let me just guess. They didn't win. They faced Woodcreen West Park, yet to have a win this season, and this week was no different. Yeah. another 2-2 draw this week who knows next week could be the big win I mean one thing about our boys is they are consistent they are consistently shit our boys the old up the GBU consistent they're just you know one point at a time I mean fucking you are shit I mean what a fucking waste of time money what's the point I think they just need to go back down to the other division I think they should be planning the under fives and even then I don't think they'll be able to get a fucking win they do understand that scoring winning is the whole point of this I don't understand what they're doing yeah but they've got lives do they they emailed us for fucking sponsorship I don't think they do have lives well I think you're going to like this I hope you don't mind if I take this one because I think you're going to like this one.

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23:17it made me wonder if you were together who would fuck cook doesn't say that either but we're just adding stuff in it made me wonder if you were together who would take care of what in the household bin slash washing up slash laundry and the reason i actually um wanted to take this email is because it does end very beautifully ps actual tears after binge watching for dog's sake thank you for everything you and the trust do for them babies pete love from it nice thank you dear um also thank you for handpicking that email um for that last bit i really appreciate it um right who Who would do... Just, you know, just help it out.

23:58Yeah, no, no, no. I really, really appreciate it. You're such a good guy. Who would do... I mean, listen, I think we all know the answer. If Sam and I lived... We have lived together during Circle, and we've spoken about numerous times, I would do everything, and Sam would be there. I would be doing washing, laundry, I imagine, which is wild because I don't do it for myself, but I imagine I would have to do that for you. I'm not entirely sure what you would do Can you Can you give Because I genuinely don't know What can you give us an insight Into what it's like I'm clean Being in a couple I am clean Sam I've literally been at your house And watched your back covered in shit I am actually quite Like I tidy up I am clean Like you do beats for my gas My gas is never like really dirty or messy No because Josie's always there You know she's there Every time I'm there She's there How many times a week does Josie come?

24:52Every other day. Every other day. Monday, Wednesday, Friday. You're a single man. There's just you and two cats. Am I? And a cleaner. Well. No, no, no, joking. I'm joking. But there was just you and you have a cleaner every other day. So, of course, your house is always clean. There is only so much you can do in one day to fuck it up. So, what do you do? What chores can you do? If I were living with you, fuck all, because you are a control freak. and you wouldn't want me to clean up. Let's be honest, you wouldn't. You wouldn't want me to cook. You wouldn't want me to clean. Cut the steaks? Because you...

25:27Has Peep had a couple of steaks? She hasn't she? Yeah. No, she hasn't. She's vegetarian. Oh, okay. And a couple of bass. Pescatarian. Yeah, pescatarian. Couple of basses. Slapper the bass. Slapper the bass. I haven't slapped the bass. Wait, what? So this is hypothetical, because you love a hypothetical. What are your chores? If I lived with you, my chores would be washing up after you've cooked. But you're like my dad. You and my dad are so similar, buddy, like weirdly similar. I know how to handle your moods because I handle my dad's. You are identical people. My sister even said the same thing.

26:15And my dad's will always – do you know what Pete's kind of guy, right? is he will take the cooking. He'll be like, I'll cook for you, right? And as that sounds, it's like really lovely. But then he'll also be like, no, I'll just do the fucking washing up. You won't get it right. And he'll be like, I'll do the fucking washing up. It has to be me. And then what'll happen is he'll get bored of the washing up halfway through and start complaining about doing the washing up that he said I wasn't allowed to do, that he made himself do. And that's how it'll work. So I actually wouldn't do the washing up.

26:46I'd probably do something as boring as like,

26:53he'd let me do you know what he'd let me cut the cat's claws and brush the cat's that's what I'd be doing okay excellent now what we haven't discussed here is if this is a hypothetical situation and I let you do whatever you want oh right okay so what can you do and what would you do I'd do it all I'd do it all you'd do it all I could do it all I could literally I'm a good chef yep I'm really chefing up at the moment like proper chefing like I I've expanded my culinary skills. Excellent. What is the current dish of choice? Current dish of choice, a couple of baths. Really enjoying fish at the moment.

27:27A prawn linguine I'm really enjoying. A prawns pill pill I made recently as well. Yeah, and obviously a couple of steaks. Yeah. And then dessert. I'm actually trying for a treacle tart soon. Are you? Yeah, I really want to start. It's one of my favourite desserts. I really want to learn how to make a treacle tart. Okay, excellent. Very wholesome. So cooking. Cooking. I love cleaning when I get into it, weirdly, because I don't know whether this is one of my reasons. When was the last time you cleaned? Every day. Every day, babe. Okay, darling. Every day. Okay, that's another question. If we were living together and we had pet names for each other, you'd be a babe.

28:03Would I be a darling?

28:08I've never really done pet names. Have you not? Never there long enough, mate. I barely remember the first name. Let alone move on to a pet name. I love it. I've always had a pet name. Have I ever done pet names? No, I've not. What? Peep. Is that a pet name? Do you have pet names? No. Absolutely not. But I've had one with the ex-girlfriend and ex-girlfriend. I always have pet names. I've never had a pet name. Tiff was, oh, my God, it was, I think it was Fox. Why is it that all the pet names for your exes are just sort of like characters in, you know, the animals of Farthing Wood? I think it was Fox.

28:52Are they all wildlife related? I can't remember why. It's because she looks sweet like a little fox, I think. Like a little Arctic fox. All right. I don't know if I'd have a pet name. What can I call you as a pet name? Little Setsuma?

29:12I'd take it. You want to unwrap me and squeeze me out? Make me into a juice? Fuck me. It's very odd. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, we have lived together, but it was a number of years ago. Sam hadn't fully matured at that point, so he spent the entire time just playing with remote-controlled cars while I cooked turkey dinosaurs. I feel like we're at a different stage. No, you're on the fucking bass and treacle tarts now, mate. You're doing fucking cleaning and all sorts of stuff. The bat and treacle tarts. Fucking worry about your turkey dinosaurs. You have left that long behind. You now have, you know, beads and stuff.

29:49Are you upset that you're now not making me potato smileys and I've moved on? Absolutely not. It's like when a mum, you know, when you move out and the mum goes, oh, I've lost my little boy. I've lost my little Setsuma. Yeah. You squeeze me out any time you want. Even the second time it didn't make sense. What do you think, sort of, an evening, what do you think we'd be watching? Because we've very different tastes. You would dominate the remote. I know that. I mean, I imagine we'd be in separate rooms. You'd be upstairs with Reverend Boosty. Oh, yeah, I'd probably be gaming. Bodger and Badger.

30:21Yeah, you'd be up there as well. David Badger. I wouldn't be up there. I would be watching some sort of CB. I actually saw something online the other day. It says, if you enjoy serial killer... You're a psychopath. You're a psychopath. I saw that. Did you see it? Yeah. You are a psychopath. You know that. Yeah. Yeah, to be fair. so yeah I think that's probably the roles we would take on in a hypothetical world do you think we would still need Josie? yeah 100 % 100 % and look Pete you'd get back from a hard day's graft right and I'd be there and if you came in with the wrong attitude I'd make you stand back outside and do it again I'd be like no you come in with the wrong energy here I'd be like I'm sorry I'm going to need you to do that again and you'd have to I'd be like please can we do this all over again please and bring some good energy into the house and how do we cope with your energy?

31:07we just we enjoy it okay yeah we don't have a choice guys so excellent right question time question time we're going to move on to questions that you guys have sent us via the question box which goes up on socials every week at Stanwood Podcast first up is a real big one Sam I need to get your opinion on this because we always seem to do my opinions but I think everyone knows you know how I feel about this Kylie Jenner is featuring on a song how do you feel about that first of all mate do you know what big fan of K-Dog Kylie she's absolutely killing it at the moment Kylie Cosmetics obviously flying she's self made billionaire she's got the support of her sisters the backing of Chloe, Courtney and Kim and Kendall of course with Timothee Chalamet we're having a great time she's just a good girl I think she's a really she's got her head screwed on this Kylie if we were to do a rap verse on someone's track how do you think that would go oh I would love that I would love that or who would you do on mine would be JLS I think I mean they don't do a lot of diss tracks JLS I'm going to be honest with you well probably Eminem then well yeah I mean to be honest with you one of the biggest rappers that I know is Gunnar so you know and we've got we've got a link in there to Mr Gunner you at that NFL have been so good yeah but there's no point me doing it because I'm slow and don't care but yeah I don't understand the question to be honest with you if we're going to be is that what she's done a rap diss track is she singing or is she just in it but what like slagging someone off no she goes like it's Kylie oh Oh, fucking cringe.

33:03She does that. Whose is it? With Tara Jr. JR. Tara Jr. Yeah. You know Tara Jr.

33:16You don't know who that is. You're absolutely correct. It's Tara Jr. You were so, you were so. Who the fuck is Tara Jr.? I don't know. Who's Tara Sr.? Who's the daddy? it's Kylie bitch would you I mean you know yes I would I would absolutely I would love to let's move on from this let's if we were going to feature on a song if you could pick one song yeah right yeah that you could feature on any song already know and then what would your feature be how would you make the song better boys to men we have come no no no no so I think you've misunderstood the question which is not often a surprise.

34:03Yeah. The song already exists. Yeah. If you were to feature, where would you feature? Not just singing the song. Oh, I mean. And how would you make it better? Do you see what I mean? Like, it's Kylie at the start of it. If there's already the verses, you're not changing it. I've got you. Backstreet Boys, I want it that way. Yeah. And then how would you make it better? Tell me why. That bit. I'd be on the tell me why. Tell me why. Okay. And why do you think why would you make it better? Like, I just feel like... Do you know what? I'll actually tell you why, because I did karaoke once. Ain't nothing but a heartache.

34:37Tell me why he... I would slide in with one of those. And I just feel like people would be like, yeah, I can see that. And I actually performed that in karaoke once. Can you... But what I'm... So many things I'm confused about, but the main mind is why would that make it better? Why is why he better than why? Well, just, I don't know. just I feel like just adds a little bit of why or or maybe one of the or actually this now I can see that we're falling apart the way that we used to not that bit nope wait this bit the way that we used to be this me yeah just the yeah I think I could do that so that's Beck Street Bunch featuring Sam Thompson yeah no matter the distance I want you to Deep sound inside.

35:29Me. Yeah, okay. I got it. Got it. All right. I like it. What would you do? Oh. Meatloaf. Fuck. And I will do anything for love. Is that the bit you want? I ain't fucking doing that. That's the bit I put in. I ain't fucking doing that. Yeah. That is what it'd be. No. And I will do anything. So you sing that bit. And I will do anything for love. Okay, try and do it in the melody and what the actual song is. Okay, right. And I will do anything. No, no. Try again. And I will do anything for love. I ain't fucking doing that. Oh, is that exactly the song? Yeah. And I will do anything for love, but I won't do that.

36:17Oh, yeah. So you'd say I won't do that. So I'd go, I ain't fucking doing that. But I won't do that. It's just like, it's basically your inside voice talking. I'd be the inside voice of the song. Like that. Better than my Backstreet Boys one there Tell me why he I don't know man I just feel like you've done well there with that one Thank you ever so much, I've thought about it before I do have a really quick question This one's been deleted off the iPad But I actually quite like it This is big news for everybody involved And I think we're probably going to have to go there Selfridges have just opened up Jellycat Airlines Jellycat Airways Sorry, Harrods Harrods have just opened up for Jelly Cat Airways.

36:59Yeah. Jelly Cat Airlines or Airways. How do we feel about that, Peter? And do you want to go for maybe the staying relevant Christmas party? Let me guess. So they've opened up this airline, which sounds amazing. It doesn't go anywhere. It's not a real plane. You just sit there and pretend. So explain it to me. What happens? You literally sit. Basically, it's the same thing as the stupid cafe where you can't eat anything. It's effectively an aeroplane. No. Okay, do you actually fly anywhere? No. No. Okay, so it's a fake aeroplane. You have fake stewardesses. You've got to believe. There is more than that.

37:37Oh, well, please. You can do check-in. This may change my mind. You can check-in. That's cool. So you check-in. Do you have baggage? No. And is it a specific airport? Just Harrods. So it's Harrods, so it's not an airport. But you can, like, they've got, like, a little check-in desk. Yeah. Oh, that's so cute. Yeah, so it looks just like the cafe. They've just changed the fucking screening. And it's the only place that you can buy exclusive Cheryl Cherry Cake Jelly Cat. What? Cheryl the Cherry Cake. Do you want one? Which is obviously, as we all know, it's a, you know, Cherry Cakes is synonymous with flying.

38:12So, of course, that's the only place that you could buy the fucking Cherry Cake is at the Jelly Cat airport. Oh, there's a plane. There's a fucking plane. Well, there's not. That's a bit of MDF. because it doesn't go anywhere. I mean, how do they deal with sort of, is there sick bags? No, just lots of cherry cakes. I mean, to be honest with you, I'm probably on a no-fly list, I imagine, for that. We've got to do it for the Christmas party. Oh, we don't. We have to. You've got Harry Potter World, mate. Let's try and keep me not jumping off the balcony. Well, we've either got Jelly Cat Airlines or Winner Wonderland.

38:50Which one do you want? But I, again, I never seem to get... A say in the matter. I seem to be forced into an awful lot of things. Well, Winter Wonderland, stick a pin in that because we spoke about that a little bit earlier. Why don't you like Winter Wonderland? People, Christmas. I think they're too good. The only way Pete said he might come to the Winter Wonderland is if we got him a mask. And there you go. And that's a perfect way for people to now look out for us in masks. Which defeats the object. Is this Pete Wicks? No. I think that's P-Wish. She's like, it's fucking not. But I don't know.

39:28I mean, look, the Christmas party, and I know this is just because staying relevant these days is no longer a business. It's just a social club. So we just go from one party to the next. Let's not worry about the work in between. So the next party, yeah, I mean, it's under process. Who wants to organise this year's Christmas party? No. Yeah. We're going to win one, Len. No. We'll get you a mask. All right, yeah, cool. Well, in which case, then I'll tell you what we'll do. Let's get someone else to put them in a mask and tell them to me. I don't know what we're going to do for the Christmas do.

39:59I don't know. I haven't decided yet. I genuinely want to go anywhere. Okay, well, let us know. Will you be, I mean, is it going to be a sort of staying relevant Christmas do plus peeps? Each other's, and I'm not talking about yours. Well, could be Pete's peep. we could invite everyone else's peeps and then make it a real... That would be amazing. Kira, I don't think I've ever met your fella. No. No. Yeah, all right. So, okay, everyone brings their fellas. Copper Jack. And girlfriends. But Jack's got to wear his suit. Yeah, yeah. So we could do a staying relevant and peeps party. Oh, my God. Everyone's going to have a peep.

40:41Christmas is all about family, don't we? Yes, it is. Christmas is all about family. Coming together. Bring all your loved ones. We're going to come together. We're not actually all going to jizz together, but come together. I don't think anyone meant that. And we are going to have the best time ever at Winter Wonderland. We'll all bring masks. Yeah, and what's hilarious is that what I imagine is going to happen is everyone will be wearing a Pete Witts mask. Oh, my God. That's what we are going to do now. There you go, then. We'll have a lovely time, guys. I'll send Rudland to get the pictures and send them back to me.

41:09I'll be there in spirit. Right, should we finish? Thank you so much for listening to Possibly and I don't mean to say it myself as I am one of the hosts one of the best bonuses we've done in a while Thank you We love you so much We'll see you at Winter Wonderland There's more but I don't know It's just my book Oh right, okay Excellent The usual You know, rate reviews You follow Stay In Relevant Podcast Listen to Josh's and watch Josh's YouTube channel Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Yeah, ta-da And we'll let you We'll let you know how Harry Potter world goes. This has been a Staying Relevant production.

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