Pete is shaving his beard!

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1:50This is the bonus episode, which means it's Thursday. You'll be able to watch this on Sunday on Josh's 100 ,000 subscriber YouTube channel. We're not going to always clap, but we're just still getting used to it. Monday's episode, which is the main episode, you can now watch on the YouTube channel because it came out yesterday, which is Wednesday. So you can catch us on a... Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday. Wonderful. just for reference to those listening Pippa is not wearing any shoes currently because she's just got out of a bin bag take what you may out of that this episode will contain swearing if you don't like it go f*** yourself we don't really do the drinking thing anymore we don't even have them on the show he's actually got a matcha yes no it's actually a pistachio latte make sure you rate reviewed all of that crap you know the f***ing deal by now if you don't then you know use your brain follow blah blah blah blah blah anyway this is the bonus episode which means that we want to hear from you so to get in touch with us then make sure you email the worst email address in the world which is hello at srproductions.co.uk I fucking hate it but it is what it is Sam this is huge I've got something to ask you before we crack on right don't get annoyed when you say that it means I already am when you say don't get annoyed instantly what happens is my blood starts to boil.

3:20Just try and remain calm. Let's have an honest, good-spirited discussion about what we're about to... Okay, no. A few weeks ago, we were contacted. Don't cross your legs. You don't even know what I'm about to say. I'm just settling in for this. You're going to love it. You're going to love it. You know, we were contacted by a Sunday league football team. It was called Great Bar United from Birmingham. Yeah. This was a while ago. Okay. They were asking if we were willing to be their sponsors for the upcoming season. And when the season is like really fast approaching, I just thought we could maybe have just like one final chat about whether we could sponsor them.

4:07Okay. No. Think about the marketing. Think about like... For a Sunday league team in Birmingham. Think about the lives we'll touch. Think how many people we're going to touch. Think how many people are going to be grateful that they have our faces on the front of their gear. No one will be grateful apart from 11 blokes who are pissed up on a fucking Saturday night who think it's a great idea to fucking fly through the kneecap of some other fucking pissed up blokes on a Sunday in Birmingham. No, it's pointless. We can go up and see them. We can go and just hear me out. We can go and see them. In Birmingham?

4:49Yeah, in Birmingham. No. Have you been to Birmingham? A couple of times. No. They are the worst team in their league, but that doesn't matter. No, but no, no. Very staying relevant. We're going to build them up like Wrexham. We're going to turn up like owners. I don't think we're going to own the team, but if you fancy it. What are you asking? Paying for their training pitch. No. Maybe a revamp of their changing rooms. Oh, as if they've got a training pitch. Maybe a revamp of the changing room. No. In front of a sponsor. No. I told them maybe. Why? Tell them no. It's like 10 grand. What? No, don't be so fucking stupid.

5:28Don't be so fucking stupid. The tour bus we did last year was like 15. Yes. Stupid. This stupid. No. I think we should. I think we shouldn't. Birmingham, for a start. Listen, let's just theoretically think about this. If we were going to sponsor a fucking team to do something, why in fuck's name would it be in Birmingham? Why wouldn't we do it locally? You're never going to go and fucking watch. I fucking will. You fucking won't. We can't even get you to come to Josh's engagement party, but you're going to travel up to Birmingham to go and watch a load of blokes you don't know play football because your fucking ugly mug is on the front at a fucking someone's beer belly.

6:09No. No. I want, when they score, I want them to kiss our badge. No. What are they called? Fucking, they're called, they're called, they're called Great Bar United. Great Bar United. Great Bar United. Great Bar United. They're called Great Bar United. Great Bar United. No. And we're going to be their front of shirt sponsors. No. For a small fee of 10 grand. I'm not, no. For a small fee. No, Sam. We've had a good year. Yeah. I would like to see that. I can think of a million things I would rather spend money on than some fucking football team in the fucking, the gutter league of Sunday football in Birmingham.

6:55No. So maybe, okay, let's just, let's just negotiate then. You've already said yes, haven't you? I told them the minimum of what we do. So you knew I wasn't going to do this. You knew I didn't want to do this. But what you've done is you've negotiated a minimum, which you've said yes to. So really this isn't an open conversation. What this is, is an admission. It's an ambush. You're admitting, you all know about this? Pippa knows. Yeah, Josh. Josh approved it as well. Josh approved it? Yeah. So our digital editor has approved what we're financially going to be sponsoring. Big football fan is Josh.

7:41I just want to be involved. Yeah. Are they giving you a game? If they want me. Maybe we could play, by the way. We could. They actually said we could register. How cool would that be? Yeah, it'd be really cool. Do you know what I mean? I'm not busy at all at the minute. I'd love to go to Birmingham once a week. On a Sunday. On a fucking Sunday. Get flown through by Barry. You will have to move your radio show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll move the national radio show I do on Kiss so that I can go and sign up and sit on the bench of great f*** United. Don't be so fucking stupid. Can I tell you what the minimum is that we have to do now?

8:19I love this. We have to do. When you say we have to do, you've already done it, haven't you? Yeah, I've said yes. Is this why you've now got the fucking access from the fucking accountants to the bank account to approve this? We haven't approved it yet, but I've already said yes to them. And you don't want them going on TikTok? So now you put us morally in a position. Yeah. You don't want them going on TikTok? Well, luckily for you, I don't have any morals. I don't care. How do you feel if Great Bar United took to TikTok and went, they promised us the world and gave us nothing? I'd be absolutely fine.

8:49I don't have TikTok. Well, the minimum is just front of shirt sponsor. What? and I told him we'd be a pleasure. It would be a pleasure. I told him I'd try to do the maximum, but we'll definitely be able to do the minimum. I can't look you in the eyes. So what is going to be on the front of this then? Staying Relevant logo. Yeah, and it's a pink kit. It's a pink kit. A pink kit? It looks really cool. Yeah, it looks really cool. And what, the cartoons? Yeah, and we get free. Or just Staying Relevant, I think. Yeah, we get a free shirt as well. You both do Oh thank god Names on the back If you want to Oh well I didn't realise And I get one Oh fucking I tell you what Let's do the away kit Fucking hell Well you've already done it haven't you Just send like a nice message To our new team Oh my god we should Yeah Maybe now We send a lovely message Okay ready One You start One Two Three Count yourself fucking lucky Try and win something Great Bar United.

9:56Eh? Great Bar United. Great Bar United. Lay off the fucking booze. Don't do anything. Now that you've got us on the front, don't start chilling people. All right? Imagine we get cancelled. Imagine we get cancelled because we sponsor the one team that like... So we haven't vetted any of these people. Great. Well, let's hope none of you are on tag.

10:20What, they're playing tag? No, I mean, let's hope none of us... Do you know what I mean? We haven't seen our bit like, it could be anything. It'd just be our luck. Out of all the Sunday League teams. It's got our faces on the front of their shirt. Yeah, to be honest with you, I'd probably fucking, you know what I mean, probably kill someone with the shirt on. Really. That'll be given into evidence and it'll be a fucking pink fucking football kit that is covered in claret. We're fucking staying relevant. Okay, so we'll have to do the shirts. Well, you've already done it. Yeah, but we're just going to have to now.

10:49So we're just going to have to always accept that's the way it's going to be. Well, no, no, no, no. It was a bad decision, granted, okay? Okay, all right. You do a little message to your new little fucking, your new little boyfriends. Fine, happily. Okay, ready? Hello, Group R United. We are your new front of shirt sponsors. We're thrilled and honoured to be at the front of your shirt. Obviously, that does come with a lot of responsibility. Please just have good morals whilst you're playing on the pitch. We're going to come up and see you and support you from the sidelines as well. and maybe even get on the pitch.

11:24Who knows? But it's a real honour and have the most amazing season. Oh, Godspeed. We're doing a good deed. For them? Yeah. It's not a good deed. I feel, I feel, I feel like this is a bad decision now. No, see, Peppa's shaking her head. It's not a bad decision. It's a good decision. She thought those jorts were a good decision, so I don't know why. Oh. I think we just get onto emails and just forget that ever happened. So the money will be out of our bank account. via Monday next week. I don't want a kit. No, no, we would. We would love a kit. We should pin it up on the back of the wall. Oh my God, obviously we're going to...

12:01Yay. We'll pin the shirts to the back of the wall 100%. That's what we're going to do. And we'll put it just there. Okay, great. That's a really nice little bit for the studio. That is lovely. Emails. Oh, and cheap. So it's good, isn't it? Could get them a tour bus. No. Pete driving the coach. All right, great, excellent. Annie, Annie's got in touch. Okay, excellent. You just shushy for a minute, because I think you've said enough. We're just glad we all just came to the same conclusion. Well, we didn't really. You came to a conclusion, all of you, and told me what was happening. So I love running a business.

12:41Hey, boys, I'm a brand new listener, but already proud to call myself a relevant... Oh, fuck, mate. This shit's getting out of control. It's amazing. Listen, I wonder if she wants it. By the way, anyone else, just so you know, because obviously this seems to be now our sort of philanthropy era. Yeah. If you want some money, just ask us and Sam will send it. You know, if you need anything else, need a fucking extension. Don't worry. Staying relevant will fucking do it for you. It's fine. It's the same. All the girls will get surgery booked in. You know what I mean? We're paying for fucking clothing for a bunch of lads in Birmingham.

13:16so if you want a new conservatory fucking don't worry about it. Home's under the hammer. Staying relevant. Staying relevant have got you. You know. New car, we'll pay the lease. Don't worry about it. We've got you. Anyway, let's see what Annie wants. I've only watched two of the podcasts. Oh, you are fucking new. On YouTube. Excellent. I have no idea what age you both are so I thought it'd be fun to email in a guest so here we go. Sam, I think you're 27. Pete, maybe 31. We will both take that. Hope you're not offended from Annie. Annie, I like you. We'll both take that. I knew I looked under 30.

13:54I knew I looked around 30. I mean, look, that is, she actually does both the same, six years under for both of us. I'll take that. I'm happy with that. I mean, obviously, she still thinks I'm older than you. There's six years difference between us anyway.

14:12Yeah. No, there's not. There's four years. Four years. I forgot how old you were for a minute then. How old are you now? 33. 33. I nearly lied on my hinge and put it to 32. Oh, yeah, because do you know what? Because there'd be people going, if he was 32. 33, not for me. That's the saying, isn't it? I mean, it's 33, not for me. Anyway, Annie, do you know what? Thank you, because that is really nice. I'm 37, Sam's 33. So. We love you, Annie. Thank you for that. We appreciate you. Do you actually think you look, I mean. I do. I do. I genuinely do. Do we think I look 37? No. 35 for you, Pete. Oh, yeah.

14:59Sorry. I'm not actually 37. Sorry. I'm 36. I think you look 34. No, I think 34 is good for Pete. And I think without a beard, if I shave my beard. What do you look like without a beard? Oh, my God.

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17:00I need, there is a Snapchat filter and we should do it at some point. You've already done it, but the problem is, and let me just explain what happens with a Snapchat filter, is that all it does is take the beard off, but it doesn't actually follow your jawline. What it does is follow the beard line. So all it does is give you a longer face. Now, the problem that I have is that I already have a face like a fucking horse. So I have a long face anyway. So you've done it to me before. Do you not remember? And then all it does is it just elongates the entire thing because believe it or not, I actually have quite a nice jawline or I used to back in the day.

17:33But I don't have any pictures of me without a beard. I don't think. Without beards, we would look even younger actually to be fair. So bear that in mind. as well. Well, I don't look younger. I'll tell you what I look like. I look like I'm potentially on the run and I've had some cheek plastic surgery in Mexico to make me look slightly different. That's what it looks like. It looks like it's not been done well. They've grafted my face. And you've got the mummy, he's sort of like bandages around the face. Yeah, yeah. I look like I could potentially be the next Bond villain. We should shave our beards at some point on the pod.

18:09No. And do a skin shave. No, it's not going to be happening. Okay. Just like the football kit, we'll stick a pin in it and we'll just see where we get to. Yeah, yeah. I pulled the pin out and put it in the bin. Here's the next one. Pippa Morgan. Wait, what? Pippa, why have you put in one to yourself? Just wanted to let you both know something. Okay, so this is... Oh, I love this. So, so... Whenever Pete says love this, you know he hates it. His eyes are closed. Go on. Hey, Pippa. Thursday night at Sheesh is the best new night of the week. We promise you a guarantee the best party you've had in a long time.

18:46We wanted to reach out and say, if you ever fancy a night out with your girlfriends, drop us a message and we can arrange a table for you and just see SR girls. Sorry, Sam and Pete. All food in the house, of course. Hope to see you soon. Sheesh. And you fuck... In brackets, the girls are booked in for Sheesh next week. Are we talking about Sheesh on Dover Street? In London. Right. Okay. So who's messaging this? Sheesh. Okay, excellent. Dylan, are you fucking winding me up? Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This goes deeper, all right? So the owner of Sheesh is a friend of mine, like an actual friend of mine.

19:26Absolutely ridiculous, this. So, Dylan, you've invited the girls and put, I can't come. What a fucking ability. We can't come.

19:41But I personally know him. I've met him.

19:47So you're all off on a girls' night? Yeah. You're actually joking though, you're not really. No, they're not. I can see by her little face. We're going next week. All food on the house, of course. Are you going to story it? Perhaps. Oh my God, you're an influencer. Fuck, what have we made? Pete, we've made a monster. But do you know what's amazing? Another thing I've just worked out. Do you know what they booked it on the Thursday? It's just convenient, isn't it? It's that Thursday. because neither of us are in the fucking country. That's our holiday. I'm in our beach, yeah, because we go on holiday.

20:15Oh, yeah. So no work's getting done on Friday? Absolutely fuck all. Have you all given yourselves a day off? Is that another admission? Josh wasn't invited either. I was doing work on Friday. Yeah. Well, you're leaving, my guy. Yeah. Love you, man. Josh. Yeah. While you all go out and have a fucking little... Well, it's after work, obviously. I've just got a question quickly. Sorry, I just want to point out another thing. Sometimes you forget. I know, like, you've put your hand up to ask the team a question. You're the boss. We've lost all control. Mate, I don't like this. No, we're just really grateful for the invite.

20:53Can I explain why I don't like this? Because you got 13 ,000 likes on your last post on Instagram. Yeah, thanks everyone. And I'm a bit worried that we're going to lose her to influence her. Let's be honest. You and I both take a picture of them shorts, whack it up now, and then everyone will go, oh no, fuck that. 13 ,000 likes on a pic and suddenly you're getting invited by fucking Sheesh. I know what you're doing. On a serious note, Dylan, I am raging and I'm going to fucking message you. But what I will say is Sheesh and I go way back. It is very good. It's delicious. And it's a very good party.

21:27It's a good night. So I am actually quite jealous. Get the halloumi with the honey. It's unbelievable.

21:37And if you are dessert-wise as well, the fucking food is great, but the dessert's fucking hell. And by the way, we will be looking for the Insta stories. So I just want to point out, and this is, Dylan, I'm going to message you about this. Girls, I hope you have a lovely time. All right? When I'm back from Ibiza, Josh, we're having a boys' night. We'll do a boys' sheesh night. The boys are going to go to sheesh. also Dylan I imagine I'll pay for that then will I but yeah the boys are going to have a night out as well and we'll be doing it on a Thursday because it's not just the girls and you're not invited ladies alright you've had your night out you know you didn't wait for us to go as a team you decided oh no we're the ladies and we're going to go out we'll go and have a fucking lovely time slay queens I've got the amount of boys who are going to be in there with their short back and sides and sleeves coming up to you being like hey we alright darling you alright Wait, what's up, darling?

22:34You all right? What's happening, girl? What's happening, girl? You all right? And they'll be sorting over, man bag on. No, they won't be taking the man bags. They'll be in there with their fucking... Givenchy fucking whatever it is. Fucking D-squared fucking jeans on, an icon baseball cap. Yeah, Annalise is literally frothing at the mouth right now. She's all over it. I really want updates. I want photos. I want Instagram stories. I want everything. So you go and enjoy that, Pippa. But we're going to make this about us again, if that's okay. Questions that we've made. Fucking monsters. Question time.

23:05Question time. Pete, if you're a girl, what would your biggest ick about the other one be? If I was a girl, my biggest ick about you? Yeah. Oh, fuck me. Pick one. To look to the sky for some reason.

23:24Serious or funny? Oh, fuck hell. I don't know. My biggest ick about you, dress sense. That's so painful. No, no, no, because you're an acquired taste when it comes to that and you have improved, but that would probably be my thing. What might be about yours? I can always tell when Pete's proud of himself because he'll say something and he'll go, afterwards. You'll be like, just do this. And you'll do a little gasp afterwards. And that's the itch. You'll do a little inhale afterwards, a little smack of the lips. my hat. It'll literally come in and be like, just did this. That's the sound of tasting success.

24:11Oh, that's a fucking niche one. Do you know what? And what's mad about that is you've thought about that. I have. You've thought about it. I walk in every day and you go, do you know what the worst thing is? I now dress for Pete, which is fucking mental. I'm at home. No, you don't. I genuinely, okay, I had to bike ride today. I stand in the dressing room at the gaff, right? And I literally stand there and go, what shall I wear so that Pete doesn't mug me off? No, no, no, no, no, no. Let me just caveat this with the fact that it's not that you dress badly now, because you don't, but not my style if that was, do you know what I mean?

24:45Stand in front of the mirror, I was shaking Pete. Like a bit - I can change for you. Well, no, I would just like you to vary it up a bit more. You are literally, you know, this is what it is. Even now, you've updated your style and great, but now you are just sticking to that. Like, there is no, you know, I said to you, like, we had the staff party. Like, we're dressed very similar today. Chill, because it's just a day we're calling the pod. But if you would wear this or that to the fucking summer party, I went with a nice shoe and a nice shirt. You know, like, you don't make... There's no variation in there.

25:19No, no, no. No, there's no variation. It's, this is me. This is what I'm doing. I'm here for it. I like what I like. Yeah. And I think the other thing, genuinely, and this is going to really break your heart, is the mullet is vile. It suits you, but if I was a girl, I wouldn't be there for the mullet thing because it's a trend. It's not you. You're not going for something that suits you. You're going for something that you've seen everyone else do and gone, I want to get in on that. Yeah, I might have looked at Roman Kemp's mullet and been like, that's what I want. But they're everywhere at the minute, but it's not suggesting that's your personal style.

25:52It's suggesting that you think that that's cool. And that to me suggests that you lack your own opinion. but it's just off the top of my head.

26:05Oh, and the other thing, you've got a small dick, so. How would you know? Because you get it out almost every time I'm at your house. Just like, all right, Pete, there's a bollock there. What it sounds like is that Pete hated my one about him, so he just absolutely hammered me for about 10. It's good to see that didn't affect you, Pete. No. I've just taken down my old way of being at the very end of the pod. Well, Pete, I've seen that you've strapped some keys to your belt. Why? I've actually done it so, yeah. Do you know what? It's actually a really simple answer, and now it's just kind of out of habit.

26:45So when you ride the motorbike, it's like obviously keys and stuff. It's very hard to have things in your pockets because you kind of sat on it and then things are there. So keys, and a lot of the time with the keys, it's just easy access to do it. So every time I wear jeans, I just naturally do it. Do we wear a chain? No, sometimes on the bike. Should I wear a chain? What, to cycle here? I don't know if a chain and lycra goes, but... I've just bought lycra. Yeah. I've just bought lycra, I have. Yeah. They're called cycling bib shorts. Yeah, shorts. Shorts. Sounds great. They've got little butt pads on them.

27:25Oh, well, at least they give you an arse. Is there a cock pad? There is a cock pad. It goes all the way around. Oh. Because I still can't feel my penis. Or weirdly, one half of it. Well, it's not that you can't... Mate, I'm not joking. Hold on, hold on. You can't feel it. Dude, I'm really quite worried about it, actually. I don't know how we got here, but... I want to hear more. I'm hoping it's from cycling. I think it's because the nerves in between your bum and your thingy... So when you get on the bike, do you just sit on your cock? No, but it rides into your nerves that are in there. And I'm hoping that's what it is.

28:01I mean, obviously, I'm not a cyclist and I haven't been on a bike for God knows how long. But is that a common affliction with cycling? I don't know. I'm actually going to go to the doctors about it because it's freaking me out. Do people who cycle no longer feel their penis? Or is this just another one of your... You're going to the doctors, right? Yeah. I haven't been for a while. Actually, you haven't. and we haven't mentioned that. I was just thinking of other things that you go to the doctor for. Have you been to the doctor about your date in life? Is that a concern? What other sort of things?

28:35I've been for ages. I've had no ailments this year. No ailments? I don't know why we're on ailments. It's amazing, isn't it, how we get to some of the things we get to. Astonishing. Okay, all right, fine. Yeah, well, that's what the keys are for. Unfortunately, I would like to say that it's a more interesting thing, but that's literally where it kind of started. And then now it's just easier. Because you know about having things in your pockets? No, I agree. I have a lot of things in the pockets, which is always a bit of a struggle for me. Do you know what I mean? There are so many fucking things and keys always, it's just quite annoying to have them in.

29:07So I strap on that and I always know where they are. I like it. I like it and I might get one myself. It should be little jingle buddies. It's a key jingle. Just jangle them together. Well, listen, if you go and get one, it's a surefire way for me to put mine back in my pocket. So that's all that is Right, next question Tough one this If a song had to play every time you entered the room What song would you pick? I believe in miracles Okay What I have noticed I don't know if anyone else has noticed Whilst listening to this Obviously we went through the depression months And I have discussed this before You're feeding yourself at the minute which is not a bad thing by the way.

29:55I'm not taking the piss out of that because I love to see it. I love to see it. I genuinely. Or Mambo number five. Okay. But what you, so what you've gone for and still along the same thing so I'm going to carry on. Not soul. What you've gone for is sexy. I've gone for this. So you instantly think that when you walk into a room the first thing is I believe in miracles. Right. Because you want the crowd to get going and you want them to notice. Yeah. Okay. Interesting. Yeah. I just feel like it brings the mood up. It brings the mood up and it, you know. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

30:30Different song again. So we've got three songs now. Oh, no, that's number number five. Before five, everybody in the house. I just feel like everyone would go, oh, Sam's in the room. Everybody in the house. And also. What would yours be? R.E.M., Everybody Hurts. Fucking hell. Everybody hurts. I'll play it to you. I know the song. Yeah, that's, I think. Somehow. Sometimes. Oh, sometimes. I think that that's probably appropriate because it's kind of how everyone feels when I walk into a room. So I feel like that's probably appropriate. Slight difference between the two of us. We should never walk into a room together because I really feel like that would confuse everyone.

31:10One, two, three, four. Everybody hurts. I feel like that would really confuse a lot of people. And also everybody hurts and then listing a load of female names makes it sound... I got Angela. Everybody hurts. Makes it sound like we may have killed them all. So I feel like slightly confusing for everyone. They're already getting sweeter. Yeah, because now we're eating them after the death. So, yeah, there we go. I'm so hot. It is hot. So should we wrap this up? We're recording this, by the way, on the hottest day of the year, just to let everyone know. You know, statistics, that's not true. But statistically, nine out of ten of them are factual.

31:59It's just hot. Yeah, it is hot. But on the plus side, we've only got one more to do after this. So, yay. If anyone else wants to guess our age, it's too late now because we told you, so it would be a bit silly to do so. But if you do want to email us, then email the worst email address in the world, which is... Hello! At srproductions.co.uk Wonderful. Make sure you rate-reviewed all of that crap. You'll be able to watch this bonus episode on Sunday. Enjoy the rest of your fucking Thursday, you slag. I don't know what to say on the back of that. This has been a Staying Relevant production. Early detection can change everything, but early-stage colon cancer often shows no symptoms at all.

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