Pete Wicks Has Had Enough… Again

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1:34So if you want to get involved and you want to feature in this, email the worst email address in the world. I'm sure you know it by now, but it is... Hello, srproductions.co.uk. Wonderful. Let's crack the fuck on. Read me an email, Sam. All right. Hi, Sam and Pete. I'm Australian, and one thing I've noticed about Brits is they love queuing. I've been seeing people lining up from 7am until 3pm just to get into Wimbledon. And then the other day, people were queuing for over two hours just to get into Liberty for Jelly Cats. It got me thinking, is there anything either of you would happily queue for hours to get?

2:07Personally, I couldn't be bothered with either. Lots of love, Julie. Nothing. What would I get? There's got to be something I'd queue for, for sure. I'll queue for a roller coaster. Yeah. It's not often you get on the good ones without a queue. Yeah. It's the only time queuing doesn't bother me because I know I've got 15 seconds of fun ahead. You're going to get that thrill, baby. Oh, and then if it's that good, I'll queue again. Go and double. I'll double queue. What are you doing if someone jumps the queue in front of you, mate? Oh, they're dying. Are you actually being like, excuse me, mate?

2:35No, I'm not going, excuse me. I'm going, oi, fuck off. And he goes, no. Listen, no one likes queuing. That's not like a particularly controversial thing. Who the fuck goes, oh, God, I love a queue. No one wants to queue. Of course, I would rather not queue. But if you have to queue and people do it civilised, fine. When people cut in and try and jump a queue. Yeah. Yeah, there's a special place in hell for people like that. This is part of the reason why I hate airports. Always queues. You queue, it doesn't matter if you get fast-tracked, you queue to get to another queue, to get to another queue, to get to another queue.

3:11It's just queues. But you have to do it. But at airports, what seems to happen is some people think that they can just push the fuck in whenever they want. You can't. If you see me in a queue and you think about pushing in, I suggest you don't. And that's what people say to you as well. When he looks at him and goes, I suggest you don't. I suggest you don't. Don't try me. Don't. Not on here. Not on the Colossus at Fort Park. Not today, Satan. No. We all want to get on this roller coaster. Yeah. All right? We all want to get on this flight. It's not good for karma. No. Get to the back of the queue.

3:46Get to the back of the line. I started at the back. We all had to start somewhere. All right? I've slowly moved 10 yards in the past 24 minutes. You will do that too, and you will get on the ride. Nemesis is what it'll be. The weight will make it better. Mine would be... I mean, you'd... Let's say... Museum. Yeah. Yeah, museum I'd queue for. The Natural History Museum, I've done a few queues there. Have you? Yeah, I love a Natural History Museum. The Egypt section. When was the last time you went? Two years ago. Yeah. But generally, yeah. Yeah, the Egypt section. Tun Karmon and all that sort of stuff.

4:23Tun Karmon and all that jazz. And then the World War II Museum as well. Been there yet? On Valentine's Day. Or just after. Romantic. Yeah, which is nice. And that was really fun. So queue for that. So any sort of museum about something that I'm hyper-focused on, I would queue for. Harry Potter. Harry Potter World, obviously queue there. Actually, normally I'll get a queue past there, but I always feel a bit guilty. Yeah. Yeah, normally I get a QQ junkie. Use the old celebrity status. Well, yeah, no, a lot of the time I go there, I'm working there, so I get to sort of like do the rounds. But you do feel a little bit guilty on that one because there are people who are super fans there and they obviously are queuing.

4:59A good movie I'll queue for. What? Yeah, like the Odyssey in IMAX. Like I'm - What, a cinema? Yes, mate. But you book tickets? No, no, no, no, no, no. But you still queue to like, I mean, yeah, you do, but you still queue to get in. I would absolutely queue. Yeah. I've never queued at a cinema. Have you ever been to the IMAX before? Yes. Mate, you've got to queue. What, are you talking about Lesnar Square? No, there's one in, oh, what's the one? But you booked tickets. Yeah, South Bank. Yeah, but it's just different. Do you know what I mean? You have to queue to get in. It's like quite a, if you haven't been, I don't really know how to describe it, but yeah.

5:32Has anyone else been? It's like the Circle one. God, well, don't go there then. Fucking hell. But a good movie. There's one thing I won't queue for. If I've booked it, I ain't fucking queuing. that's the whole reason I fucking booked it if I booked it why am I queuing it's mine that's me there why am I queuing why am I waiting to get there I booked that's me why am I queuing but it's the odyssey mate you know I don't give a fuck I booked the odyssey it's Christopher Nolan's the odyssey I don't give a fuck if it's Christopher Nolan's or fucking Bob Dylan's if it's I booked it yeah and you will sit there you will be seated well then why can't I sit there now because there's a queue going in But there's not a queue for that seat because it's mine.

6:17It's like the same thing with Legoland. That's something I'd queue for again, by the way. Fucking, have you ever been in Legoland? What do you think? Oh, maybe. No. You like Thorpe Park. I mean, it's not that far away. I'd say it's quite far away. I went for a job at Legoland. Didn't get it. Yeah, Legoland's class. Anything like that I would queue for. There's quite a few things actually turns out I'd queue for. I'm the kind of dude, mate, no jokes. You know, in like the 80s when Star Wars came out and people were so excited and they would literally like queue up outside. Yeah, I was obviously, yeah, around then.

6:48Thank you. You know, you've seen clips of people like you end up dressed up in like Star Wars outfits. I would so do that. But yeah, but in the 80s, you couldn't book a seat. I'm just saying I would. I'm not saying I have. I will not queue for things I've booked. If I booked and paid for it, it's mine. Yeah, but that happens even at like, even at Stamford Bridge when I go and watch Chelsea, I have to queue. yeah but that's that's just the rush of people to get through but like I'm not that's mine I know what you'd queue for I feel like I know what you'd queue for a really nice piece of clothing that's just dropped at some like at end clothing or whatever right and there's like a queue around the corner and there's only a limited amount that you can get I feel like you'd queue for a piece of clothing no I'd I'd pay five times the amount from a reseller but you'd simply genuinely that's what I'd do I'm close am I close I've never done it and I don't know if there's a piece of clothing that I would do that I do like clothes so yeah you'll like your clothes but I just don't think I'll queue for it I don't care that much yeah yeah do you know what I mean like I don't think there's anything I would be like I have to fucking I have to stand around it's not when you see people like for example here's a good one we spoke about the other week GTA 6 coming out yeah people are going to be queuing for fucking god knows how long for that aren't they if they haven't pre-ordered and then it comes on the actual day of release.

8:14You get, what's that fucking shop with all the virgins in? Game or whatever it is. Like, there'll be people around the corner for that shit. All you fucking virgins out there. Well, do you know what I mean? Just sort of floating about. I'm one of you. Yeah, but like, I just, I'd rather wait three months until the hype's started down and then get it. Where's the place all the virgins go? It's so good. You know what I mean, don't you? No offence, like guys. One day you'll get it. Oh, it's so good. But anyway. Actually, funny enough, people won't be queuing for GTA 6. There's a real scandal going on at the moment, actually.

8:49They've stopped selling actual material discs for games now. Everything's digitalised so they can make more money. They're not very happy with that. Yeah, the virgins are up in arms. Oh, God. They're fucking furious. Scandalous. Scandalous. Anyway, thanks for that, Julie. Sam, something I've been meaning to talk to you about is the toilets. The toilet situation is a real problem for me. People in the office are leaving it a right mess. It was ****. Was it ****? It's ****. It's really bad. But it does bring us into why we're doing this section of the podcast. It's sponsored by Who Gives a Crap Bamboo Toilet Paper.

9:23It's all about the small things, mate. You know what I mean? It is, you know, and all the little things that we give a crap about. All right. Do you want to go first? Oh, you put me in the spot here. Okay, fine. I'm going to go first. All right, go on. Coffee. Oh, and then after a coffee, you normally take a crap. Coffee is the most important part of the day. I don't do anything. and I don't talk to people unless I have a beautiful cup of coffee in the morning. I'm a coffee snob. I really, genuinely give a crap about coffee. Do you know what? I actually knew you were a coffee snob, to be fair.

9:48That is true. Yeah, absolutely. Coffee. And do you know what I do? Like, pre, my next favourite part of the day, which I, again, saying I do give a crap about, walking the dog. And then at 4pm? I have a crap. There we go. I do give a crap about having a crap. I thought I'd give a crap about... Do you know what? It's the little details, I think, for me. I'm in my lovable area now, mate. You know, I'm in a relationship. I mean, that is weird. Even now it's still with me. So I have to keep the house clean. Meticulously, as you like to say that word, very tidy. Really? Especially the bathroom. Okay, so you've passed the bathroom.

10:19Has that gone to you and not the cleaner? And that's not the girlfriend, by the way. Yes. Yes, it has. Excellent. So what sort of things do you do in the bathroom? Well, mate, you know, I'm stacking loo roll, actually, for one. And I spray the room. Is that just after you've been in it? It is, yeah. But it's not just the loo, you know. I also, you know, the kitchen, I like to cook a lot at the moment. You cook for the missus? Yeah, so I'm now scrubbing everything down. It's the small things I find that put a smile on her face. Tidiness and cleanliness is definitely one of them. So you could say you give a crap about putting a smile on loved ones' faces?

10:51I absolutely could. And also, the next thing I give a crap about is being able to have a poo in peace. Hear me out. Yeah. Because I feel like you're quite similar. Well, yeah, no one wants to do it publicly, do they? Somebody who likes to talk? Who wants to talk when you're doing that? I've spoken many a time through a cubicle to someone else. You've called me before. I have. I was walking through, walking down Oxford Street, and he FaceTimed me, and I rarely answer a FaceTime from Sam for this exact reason, and it was because he was on the toilet. He was walking out of Selfridges. He just saw me having a crap.

11:22Yeah, unnecessary. So you don't really like it in peace then, do you? Well, do you know what? It's weird because there are times where I do. So the morning I normally do, but when it gets a little bit fun in the afternoon and anything goes, is then, you know, I do like to sort of speak to a few people. Oh, so in the morning, you give a crap about a poo in peace. Yeah. And the afternoon, it's, listen. Mate, more the merrier. Whatever happens, happens. Do you know why I couldn't live with you? Although you're saying that you're trying to kind of, you know, clean up after yourself and the rest of it.

11:48I give a crap about tidiness. You do. You're very, I feel like I don't know if a lot of people fully know how tidy you are. Yeah, everything has a place. I don't like things at a place. I don't like mess. I like everything to be exactly where it should be. You are quite chaotic for me. I mean, even the office next door, at the minute, I'm struggling with it. There's stuff everywhere. You've bought one of basketball nets, so there's balls and there's nets, and there's just random things. And that was supposed to be the nice, tidy office. This was supposed to be the studio where all the bits went, but now next door has turned into it, and it aggravates me.

12:27But this is why I think you'll quite like this, actually, because obviously the segment is about who gives a crap, bamboo toilet roll. And you care about, you know, people who make a difference, right? You know, obviously... It's the small things in life. It's the small things in life. The things, you know, the amount of things you do for dogs, the amount of charities you work with, what we both actually work with, to be fair. And this is nothing different, mate. Do you know what? These guys actually are all about that themselves. You would love this toilet paper, mate. Well, toilet paper is something people don't normally give a crap about.

12:52Exactly. But this is a reason to give a crap about it. Open one up. I was going to say... Did you see that? Although it's a bit of a shame to open it because it looks so well presented. I know, it really does. Look at the wrapping paper. Easy to open as well. That's what you like, especially if you're in a rush, which sometimes you are. You do leave it late sometimes. Oh, that's soft, Peter. Is it nice? Do you know why it's so soft? Why? It's super soft bamboo toilet paper. Nice and soft on your derriere, Sam. Look at that. Look, ready? See? That's good. Mate, that's sturdy as well, that. Do you know what the thing is about three-part?

13:22Do you know why it's so important? Why? Soft. It does feel very soft. See how soft that is? Go on, have a little gander on that. See, you come round my house and there is nothing worse than having a hard wipe. Oh, nothing worse. Nothing. And it breaking through. Only soft wiping at my house. You can tell a lot about a bloke with his toilet paper, actually. Well, you absolutely can. If you came to, for example, if I came to your house, ordinarily, I would think this is chaotic. There's cats, there's cat toys, there's all sorts of things going on. But your bathroom, if I saw this stacked up, I'd go, that's a man that cares.

13:49That's a man that gives a crap. You can make pyramids, you can make houses out of it. Good looking pyramids and houses. See, I feel like if I'm stacking at home, right? Yeah. I feel like I'm probably actually going for a little tower of Babel. A tower? Yeah. Right, okay, got you. I'm maybe just single file, all in a line. All in a line, you've got the width of that though. Do you know what the best part is, Sam? Go on, tell me. 50 % of profits go towards improving access to clean water and toilets for billions of people around the world. Round the globe. Round the globe. It's a global give a crap.

14:21Shop in store or buy online at whogivesacrap.org. we give a crap. Next email. Hello, boys. Me and my friends always try and guess what. What kitchen appliance would you be? Oh, that's a fucking good one. That's a good one. I've got to say, are we going to guess it for the other one? Go for each other, yeah. All right, fine. You'd be a spatula. I was hoping for a bit more. He's given me the boring one there. Well, no. No, no, no, no. What would you do with a spatula? No, the reason I say spatula is because you don't first think of it being particularly useful. But until the day comes and you go, and someone goes, here's a spatula.

14:59And you go, fuck, why have I never had one of these? Yeah, I like that. Fair play. You know what I mean? And then, and it's one of them that you either love it, a spatula, or you hate it. Because really, you could do the same job with something else. Yeah, true. But there is a spatula for the job. Okay, fair enough. He's actually saved that a little bit, to be fair. You'd be a toaster. Burnt, crispy, full of burnt ends. Pete would be a toaster because he has the ability to make or break somebody's day. So like if you put a bit of toast in and then you're making your morning coffee, whatever you're doing, and you forget that your toaster has the ability to ruin you because it burns your fucking toast.

15:37You haven't then got time to go and put another one in. You've got to deal with the fucking really burnt one. You're like, for fuck's sake. Or if you get it just right, a toaster can make your day because a good piece of toast is an absolute godsend. All right. So Pete would be a toaster. So you can fuck your day up or he can give you a magical one. Well, there you go. Toaster and a spatula.

16:01Topical, high-end, highbrow. Just quickly before we move on, and we don't need the war and peace on this. How do you like your toast? Oh, I like a little bit burnt. Little bit burnt, but not burnt burnt. Just like a little bit burnt with loads of butter on it. Heavily buttered, heavily burnt for me. Yeah, look at that. and also a bit of Marmite for me. Okay, not War and Peace. And a bit of ham. Yeah. Okay, well, that's a sandwich now. That's not... That's... That's... Okay. So... A bit of mayo on that. What day of the week would the other be? I think you are a Monday. That's nasty work. No. That's nasty work.

16:41No, and I'll tell you what... That must be a Monday, man. No, but you're a positive Monday. It's the start of the week. You're vibing. You've had a rested weekend. You're ready for the week. You know it's an exciting week. I don't mean it in like, oh, God, it's Monday. I think you're the opposite. You're for them fucking weirdos that go, Monday, this is it. It's a new week. It's a new week. You love a motivational quote, and everyone needs them for a Monday. New week. The lion catches the raw egg on the floor or whatever it is. It's a Monday. We're happy. Start of a new week. Let everything that's happened in the past, we start again.

17:14We're fresh. We're ready. Monday, I'm having you. That's criminal, that is. No one wants to be a Monday. Well, no one wants to be a fucking day of the week. I'm doing my best with this shit. I'm doing my best. I don't particularly want to be a toaster. I don't think you want to be a spatula. All right, I'm doing my best here. Do you know what? People get Monday's scary, Pete, you know? Fucking people are scared of a Monday. I don't want people to be scared. All right, all right. Fine, sorry. Sorry I got the day of the week, Ron. You're a Friday. Because everyone's excited for the weekend. Everyone's in a good mood.

17:45Fry yay, Sam yay, let's fucking go. Francesca, I'm really fucking trying with your questions, all right? Monday's like, being a good Monday is like being like, oh, I've got a spider infestation in my house, but it's fine because they're there to kill the flies. You know, you'd be, that's a weird analogy, but. You'd be a Wednesday night. Hump day. You'd be over the hump. I'm over the hump. Over the hump. Pete would be, no, no, sorry, what am I talking about? You'd be Thursday. Sorry, I'm so wrong. You'd be a Thursday. You've got Thursday written all over you. Thursday's the new Friday, right? And Thursday's the day that if you're a drinker, you feel like you can.

18:25And you're like, do you know what? I can go out today. Like, if people go, should we go for some after work? It's five o 'clock somewhere. It's Thursday somewhere. But you go, do you know what? You're with colleagues or something. You go, should we go for a few work drinks? It's a fucking Thursday. Like, we could do that. That's got you written all over it. Because, like, it's a bit of, you still got to work, right? So there's a little bit of edge to Thursday still, right? Because, you know, there are still deadlines to be hit, but you do have that little, when it hits Thursday evening, everyone's like, all right, here we go.

18:54Week's kind of over now. All right, nice. Thanks, Francesca. I quite enjoyed that. No, me too. No, loved it. Do you want to do the last one? Actually, no, I'll do the last one because I've read some of it. Hey, Sam. Oh. Just wanted to make you feel better. You're mentioning your bald patch a lot more, but please don't worry. I saw that balding is in. 55 % of young women find men who embrace their baldness more attractive than men who try to hide it. So just embrace that ball patch is sexy. Love from your biggest fan, Rachel. Rachel, I feel like rather than emailing the pod that Sam has to share with me, you could have just messaged him on Instagram.

19:35That's very, very sweet. Do you know what? Obviously, they're trying to bring ball back in. Are you embracing it? No, not yet. Not yet. still not yet and look they're trying they obviously Woody and Toy Story obviously a little bit bald you know your favourite priest is normally normally got a little bald patch up top do you know what my biggest problem is I can't buzz cut my hair because I have a very strange shaped skull I right I'm gonna be honest with you Sam I think what you're saying is rubbish I do no one has seen the shape of your I think you've just got it in your head that you do but based on what you've never had a bald head.

20:14But to this point, someone actually said to me recently, you've got a very flat back of your head. And I went, oh, nice. No one's, you can't see. You've got a Thierry Henry. You've got a mound of, and he's bald and one of the sexiest men, I think. Because he doesn't look like me. Do you know what I mean? He's fucking Thierry Henry. Well, obviously not. Yeah, but my point is, one of the sexiest men, there's some significant differences, I believe, between you and Thierry Henry. But despite his, like, his craniums not the thing that people love. I don't think people love you now for your cranium.

20:46No, but they will love me even less with my bald cranium out there. I've got a Jason Statham. Yes, and everyone hates him. I've got, like, a Brad Pitt. Do you know what? I just wouldn't sue you. I'm just a Brad Pitt. Yeah, fuck me. It's like me and Johnny Depp, like, we've got the same fucking skull. But, yeah, I just, I'm terrified of it. I don't think I have that. I don't think I'm self-assured enough. But do you not think you're now at the point? And listen, I understand it. And, you know, I don't even mean this as an insult, where the covering is desperate. Getting a hair transplant in Christmas.

21:21So, you know, for my Christmas present. You have said this before. No, but I've said it all year. It is happening. Okay, all right. Well, look, we're pleased for you. Everyone here is pleased for you. Whatever makes you happy. If you're happy, then we're happy. Thanks, Rachel. I could embrace it, but I just don't have it in me. Years ago, you told me that I was the bald one. Mine has sort of just maintained. The shorter hair has helped me, I think. I will probably just embrace it. I know we once said, but I'm at the point now where I'm just like, I'm already done. Look at me. He's done. What can you do?

22:04What can you do? I think the shape of my head is fine. You know, my cranium is okay. So I think I'd embrace it. But I do think if it's saying that bothers you like it does you, then yes, you should have a hair transplant. Same with anyone. I genuinely think that. I don't think it's that big a deal blokes getting hair transplanted. Neither do I. It is a big deal when they're bad, though. Oh, yeah. But actually, I think the point that you've got is actually good. The front ones is when it looks bad. Do you know what I mean? it's that bit when people have the back I always think it looks good because no one really you're just covering that back bit it's the hairline ones where you blow yeah I mean some people's are so low you can basically it's like a finger between the eyebrow and the fucking hairline and you're like what the fuck happened there and the only thing and I always it just looks odd I will have to shave like a proper fryer tuck into the top of my head I don't think you'll have to shave that much yeah well that's a really good point actually I've already fucking got it that's crazy actually They're not even going to have to do much.

23:05I think it'd be fine. But also, hair transplant have got so much better in the past kind of 10 years. Anyway. He's getting one, baby. Da-da-da-da question time. Question time. Here we go. Oh, we love this. Right. What sound does a dinosaur make? Go on, Sam. Do your dinosaur sound. Well, it completely depends what dinosaur you're talking about. Would you like me to give you one? Yeah, we'd love one. No, I mean like a dinosaur for you to do the... My best. Yeah, yeah. Give us your best. Let's not go on this for too long. My best would be a T-Rex slash Velociraptor vibe. Okay, so which one? Well, they're kind of similar.

23:38They make different, don't they? They're kind of similar. I've seen Jurassic Park, mate. I feel like they make different sounds. Have you made up your own dinosaur here? I'd go Velociraptor then. Okay. Velociraptor, very sort of like nasally in the approach to it. It'd be a... Heee! Heee!

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24:42As you walk in, isn't it?

24:47I haven't done that for a while, actually. No. The last time I did that was in the jungle. Yeah. For anyone who isn't aware, Sam used to do that far more than he should. Yeah. Yeah. I would say once or twice a week. I used to do that all the time. Do you remember that? I always used to do a little dinosaur. Yeah, anywhere. Any time we'd do an interview just out of nowhere, you'd go, do you want to hear my dinosaur? I've still got it as well. I haven't lost it.

25:17No, that was, I tried to add something on to the end of that. That was a Velociraptor powered by a generator. Yeah, that one didn't work. Okay, if I were to give you a triceratops to give me? What would you do? What does that look like? The one with the three prongs on its head. Okay.

25:40Yeah, I like that though. I'll be honest with you, I have no idea. Yeah, but that was quite good. I have no idea. Let's move on. Should we just give it one more from me and you? Ready? One, two, three.

25:56What kind of a holic are you? Me? Alcoholic. Gameaholic, I think is a good one for you. I think you're a barbecue-aholic. Barbecue-aholic, 100%. I think you're a, you're certainly not a fashion-aholic. I think you are a telly-aholic. Do you know what? I do at the moment. You're a bad tattoo-aholic. I'm quite enjoying the... You're a Garmin watch-aholic. you are a baggy trouser-aholic you are a bald-aholic thank you for all of those things I am an alcoholic do you know what I have started doing recently and I'm still getting quite like obsessed with it is trying out pillows pillow-aholic yeah I love what do you mean a try out pillow yeah I'm like ordering pillows online and seeing which pillow suits me the best yeah do you know what suits you in terms of which one your head looks best on what's the comfiest pillow I can find and what's currently topping the pillow so Tempo have a great pillow but I've got about six pillows now that I'm going through as a cycle to try and figure out what my favourite pillow is and there is something about there is something about sort of like trying a pillow out that is quite icky apparently Tali would like walk into the room and she'd be like what are you doing I'll just be there silently just like just trying out when you feel it is that not just a nap no you've got to really feel it you've got to really feel a pillow is very important to your sleep I don't sleep with a pillow oh really good for your back that wish I could do the same judging by my back ain't yeah one of these fucking I creak every time I get up yeah um okay alright interesting I'm a pillow-aholic at the moment I'm a also a goodbye-aholic so thank you so much you're a raw dog-aholic Eh?

27:50Raw dog-aholic? Just a dog-aholic. There's no raw involved in it. Just dog-aholic. A little Rottweiler-aholic. You like a raw dog? Big dog-aholic. Little dog-aholic. Medium-sized dog-aholic. Four paws-aholic. Animal-aholic. Board-aholic. Cat-aholic. Ta-da. Thanks for listening. Have a wonderful day. We love you so much. Enjoy your commute. This has been a Staying Relevant production.

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