


A “bonus episode” where Sam Thompson and Peter (plus co-hosts referenced) read viewer emails and do an M&S Christmas snack taste test, then run “Question Time” games (dog/cat for a day, and thong vs bra). They also discuss fashion/style icons and how to make Pete smile.
No external guests. Hosts are the Staying Relevant team: Sam Thompson and Peter (James/Jonathan/Joseph Wicks mentioned as part of the show’s lineup). Pippa is referenced as handling/backup for emails.
Christmas should start around Dec 24 and end Dec 26; “sweet and savoury” (“swavery”) is a bad idea; custard cream spread is “crack”; lobster crisps are edible but not exciting; chocolate tortillas are disappointing due to cinnamon/chocolate mismatch.
M&S extra virgin olive oil lobster crisps; custard cream spread; chocolate tortillas with cinnamon; email requests about early Christmas food and Pete’s “starter pack” Vans.
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Hosts discuss the podcast release schedule and email participation.
“But yeah, if you want to get involved, then please get involved as this is about you.”
The hosts read an email about early Christmas food products and share opinions.
“or kind of getting in the Christmas spirit around December 24th.”
Hosts taste and review different M&S Christmas food items.
“It's edible, it's okay, but it's not sitting my world alive.”
Continuing taste tests, hosts share contrasting opinions on various snacks.
“Do you know what that would be lovely on?”
Reading a listener email about the hosts' influence on fashion trends.
“Yeah, could go for another dip to be fair.”
Explore the conversation about current fashion trends and personal style influences.
“And they go, you know, they really like check advance.”
Join the hosts as they humorously discuss what they would do as their pets for a day.
“So I think my main focus, I think, as Rodney, would be to manipulate Pippa as much as I could.”
A lighthearted discussion on the comfort and implications of wearing thongs.
“This is giving sort of Caesar and Planet of the Apes.”
The hosts share a lighthearted conversation about thongs, camel toes, and related topics while preparing for a humorous challenge.
“You're allowed to have an opinion on that part.”
The hosts discuss their plans for the upcoming 'Wear Your Thong to Work Wednesdays' and the logistics involved.
“And again, and I'd suggest you do because we need some more room, don't we?”

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0:00Hello and welcome to Staying Relevant, the bonus episode hosted of course by myself Sam Thompson and Peter, James, Jonathan, Joseph Wicks for our 201st episode. Oh wonderfully done yeah, yeah nice. It is the 201st episode and it's a bonus episode which means it comes out Thursday audibly and you can watch it on Josh and Kim's YouTube channel from 5pm on Sunday and then Monday's main episode which came out audibly you can watch as of now which was Wednesday last night at 5pm. so you can catch us on a Monday Wednesday Thursday and also a Sunday which is wonderful wonderful news that's four days a week that you can catch us for different reasons so could we make it seven who knows no we can't if you don't like swearing I suggest you don't listen and go f*** yourself this is the bonus episode as I said so if you want to get involved then email the worst email address in the world which is hello srproductions.co.uk god I remember that got made yeah Yeah, fucking awful then, fucking awful now.
1:01But yeah, if you want to get involved, then please get involved as this is about you. Now, we had a very special bonus episode last week where Sam promised to pick the emails himself. How did you get on? I never got sent any. I never got sent any emails. What, you want me to send you the whole inbox? Yeah, I want to go through it. And then you would have gone through more. Confirming, so this wasn't your fault, this was Pippa's fault. This was Pippa's fault. Well, thankfully Pippa backed up. Yeah, she has backups here. But still waiting, still waiting for some emails. So are you still going to...
1:33I just want to have a look at them. You have access to the inbox. Do I? Yeah, you're an admin. On Instagram? No, on the email inbox. That's why I use the word inbox. Where do I find that? In your Gmail. It's next to your... That other one that you've opened. All right, great. So I'll have a little look then. Yeah, if you could, yeah. Can you just send them to me? Send them to me. It'll be easier that way. So I just want to have a little look. I want to see what we're receiving. I want to know like the depths of what people go to because when we see them on these iPads they all seem pretty normal like I want to know the like how what the ratio is to from normal to like we cannot ask that or say that are there quite a few the ratio is like not in our favor what's like are we getting hate emails uh no we've never we so are no you've never had a hate I don't think you've ever had hate emails.
2:28Well, I'm going to read an email out here that Pippa has picked. It goes, Hey boys, I've already seen lots of people posting about the M &S Christmas food range. And surely this is way too early. I know you're a massive Christmas Scrooge Pete, but you also love an M &S product. So I feel like you too need to try some of the new Christmas range and give us your verdict. Also, when is it actually acceptable to start getting excited for Christmas? September feels criminal. That's from Sophie. Yes, I'm a Christmas grouge and still will be. And it didn't help having my desk wrapped in Christmas paper this morning.
3:03September is way, way too early. I think we should probably start celebrating or kind of getting in the Christmas spirit around December 24th. And I think it should end around December 26th. It's an interesting one as well. They've kind of just leapfrogged Halloween. Yeah. Straight to Crimbo. That's absolutely nuts. Straight to Crimbo. But yeah, we've got some products here. We do indeed. So we've got different ones each. Here we go. Okay, so I'm holding right now extra virgin olive oil lobster crisps from M &S. Good God. Wow, I don't even know. What's wrong with ready salted? Who doesn't love a cheese and onion?
3:43Made with thinly cut potatoes and exceptionally ingredients to create delicate golden crisps with a rich flavour of lobster. I'm going to tell you what these are going to taste like. Prawn cocktail. What do you have in your hand? Well, let's do one at a time. Oh, that's fish. Oh, hello.
4:07Oh, my God, it's phenomenal. Give me one. That's absolutely phenomenal. Give me one. Jump over it. Jump over it.
4:19Are we dipping? In what? In whatever that is. You do get a sense of the sea. It does smell like lobster. I can taste the salt of the ocean.
4:35Bland. Oh, as if. It's loads of things, but bland it is not. No, I'd rather have a prom cocktail with that. You eat ready salted crisps and you're telling me that's bland? Yes, when they call it a lobster and extra virgin olive oil, I'm expecting big things. And that, I'm not... Do you know what? It's edible, it's okay, but it's not sitting my world alive. It's not a party on the taste buds. Do you know what's interesting? Because I like the fact that it's not as aggressive as a prawn cocktail. No, I like the aggression. It reminds me, weirdly, I don't know how, but of like beef flavour. Yeah, it doesn't really make any sense, but I am still eating them.
5:19So that's a good thing. What a terrible palate you must have. I've got a very good palate. With your beef crisps. Next one, quite excited about this one. It's a struggle for me to eat some of these as I'm on a sugar detox. Oh, yeah. But I will dip a finger. So I've got here an all-time favourite biscuit of mine, a custard cream. This is custard cream spread. You might need something to spread it on potentially, but no, I will just dip the tip in. That's a man who's... The man who's gagging for sugar's gone, if I have to. I'm going to take one for the team here. Oh, that was aggressive.
6:09Not too much.
6:15Not much in terms of smell. Really? No. No aroma.
6:22Oh, he's gone for two.
6:27That's phenomenal. For a man who hasn't eaten sugar as well, that is crack. He's just taken crack. Yeah, baby. Oh, God. His teeth are going to start falling out. Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, you're a thing. That, in all honesty. Is that good? It's fucking lovely. Really? I mean, it's fucking sweet. Do you know what that would be lovely on? just to counteract the sweetness is a slightly well done piece of toast, thinly spread, because you can actually taste the crunch of some actual biscuit in there as well. So there's great textures. It's not just purely smooth, but that is phenomenal. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah.
7:13That is probably one of the best things I've ever tasted in my life. Yeah, that is unbelievable. I mean, that's honestly one of the most wonderful things I've ever put in my mouth. Delectable. That is actually really delectable. And Pete's right. The little Bickies inside that sort of like exploded. What was that, Pippin? What was that? Oh. Bicky. Why are you holding your face? Mate, that's your... That is awful. No, it's not. What do you mean, Little Bicky? I know they call me PX, but that was vile. Little Bicky? It's just like brekkie. What if someone goes, nom, nom, nom? No. No. That's not even a thing.
7:47It's someone said something, what we have with Din Din. What are we having for luncheon? You're misunderstanding. Yeah. But yeah, that was wonderful. So Pete, what you have next to you here, I don't know how this tops the custard cream spread, but you have sat next to you something that I am so excited to try, chocolate tortillas from M &S. Now, let's start before we open the packet. Aesthetically, very Christmassy. They've gone with red. I believe it's some sort of mistletoe and some sort of light dusting of snow on the packet, which I feel is very on scene for Christmas. Milk chocolate, love.
8:28Cinnamon, one of my favourites. As in a tortilla kind of roll, interesting. We'll see how we get on. Castring Turner, who you may know from social media, has described them as swavery. Now, that is a mixture of savoury and sweet. and that as a word I fucking despise with a passion and wish it had never been said. But, you know, just sweet and savoury, I think we'll do fine. We don't need to make a new word for it. But thank you ever so much, Cathy. So let's give it a go.
9:09Now, how's that for a bit of asthma? Yeah. Yeah. We're going to get on the wrong side of TikTok here.
9:17Okay, he just shoved his nose into the packet. Interesting. How would you expect them to smell? I imagine cinnamony. Element of cinnamon, element of stale. Oh, oh, oh. It's not the most enticing of smells, I'll be honest with you. When you whack the old hooter in the bag, they look... That looks delicious. Oh, that looks so good.
9:45Yeah. Yeah. I can see it in your face. I can see it. It's a yes from you.
10:02Now. I don't like them.
10:11Weird aftertaste. It doesn't know what it wants to be. that's why swavery is bullshit either be sweet or be savoury because you start with the sweet and then it starts turning into a Dorito now if we're talking Doritos I'm there for a tangy cheese or a cool Dorito what I don't want is a cinnamon and milk chocolate Dorito I either want one or the other okay you know do you know what I mean can you taste Dorito I'm trying to get past the fact you're saying Dorito and I'm trying to In my head, when you say it, I'm saying, I'm going to say Dorito. But like, you are saying it like an alien. Dorito.
10:55Yeah, Dorito. Dorito. Oh my God. Dorito. Dorito. Dorito. Yes, Dorito. Dorito. Dorito. Dorito. Dorito it is. Well, listen, you know, potato patata. I agree with everything Pete has just said. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, it's, and you know, but I think we've got maybe a few different levels. The cinnamon's just overpowering. See, I don't think there's enough cinnamon. I can't taste the chocolate. I can taste the chocolate and not the cinnamon. But you can't have both. You can't have, well, they are quite Moorish. I just. Actually, try a few. No, I can't, I don't, I don't. No, I don't eat sugar, sorry.
11:37No, no, I know what I like and that's not it. Sometimes this is the thing, I just think, you know, why are we always trying to reinvent the wheel? There's a range of already delectable crisp flavours, ready-sorted being my personal choice. And we already have tortilla chips and milk chocolate and cinnamon and other things. I'd rather have a churro. I hear you. Big fan of a churro because that knows what it wants. Or a tortilla. That knows what it wants to be. Sometimes I'm like, do you know what? I fancy saying sweet, I'll have some churros. Sometimes I'm like, I fancy saying savoury, I'll have a Dorito.
12:11but what I don't want is to combine them. They don't need a love child is what I'm saying. M &S, M &S, you know, do less. I don't know. I'm quite unstanded. Yeah, could go for another dip to be fair. I mean, maybe you haven't tried it. Dip a Dorito into the... I was going to think about that, but I don't know. I don't want to be too sugary. You know, we're all trying to be with Pete on this. I don't want to start just... None of you are trying to be with me. If you look at the same relevant story, they're just uploading pictures of sweet bowls. Never done that before. And also you all seem to be just offering the sweets around to each other continually.
12:47Never done that before. No one's offering me a sweet bowl. They even wrapped up a Christmas present for me this morning and it was a full fat, full sugar Red Bull. Nice. And they wonder why I don't like Christmas. Exactly. Just bullying. You're just bullying Pete, which is really very nice. Let's hope this next email makes Pete smile. Hey, guys. my name's Connor and when I heard about you doing Pete's Connor wait what is it, wait is it not Connor no it is, it's just you sounded unsure, yeah my name's Connor hey guys my name's Connor and when I heard about you doing Pete's starter pack it made so much sense to me as I work at Vans and the past few weeks we've had more and more customers come in for slip on checkerboard Vans because Pete and Liv wear them and I want to go for the same fashion so thanks Pete and Liv for causing a new wave of customers love the pod and the team keep what you're doing and make your journey make what you're doing you make my journey to work more bearable now we just said before that what can we do to make Pete smile I believe that's going to make you smile well I I listen I love the fact that we've been combined in being trendsetters I cannot take any credit Liv has worn vans for god knows how long and got me back into them so because they are the most comfortable i mean you've worn vans before them stick on my i genuinely think they're the most comfortable thing and also quite cool you know trendy um i i you know i love a trendy piece of clothing um do you know i always wonder but live started that i wonder like do you like so somebody is walking into a shop to speak to someone they've never met and they've gone, do you know who Pete Wixon live out with are?
14:34And the guy's like, yeah, I think so. And they go, you know, they really like check advance. I want to look like them. It's like me going, I want to look like Jacob Elordi. I would never say to the guy, I want to look like Jacob Elordi. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like I would never go, I would never go to a person that I don't know and be like, have you seen that like Jacob Elordi is wearing the new linen shirt? I want to, I'd say it to you. I'd say it to you, obviously. I'd say it to, I wouldn't say it's like a shopkeep. Listen, you know, you've got to give people their flowers. You've got to make it.
15:04I get it. Let's give Liv her flowers on that. She's come up with it. That's a lie. I did once ask for a David Beckham haircut. There you go then. There you go. Did ask for a David Beckham. What do you ask for now? Phil Mitchell? No, a fryer tuck. Fryer tuck. Lovely, lovely. Is there any, you know, fashion? We've spoken lots about fashion previously. You, you know, you've gone through different eras of fashion. who is your current sort of style icon I don't have one I don't have one look Pete was right last bonus episode you said you need your wish for me which take a little bit more care of myself sorry and that will be happening but I just so where do we start with that Sam but actually we don't I just clothes and who wears them has never been my thing I've never been that bothered if I see someone online I'd be like are they look good?
15:59What are they wearing? But like, no, I don't have a style icon as such. I'm a, I'm a, mate, you know, I'm a Joe Bloggs. Like I'm the kind of guy who - Great brand back in the day. Mate, I'm, I'm so late down the pile that like when Jacob Elordi is wearing shit, I, when I want to wear it, you know, it's out of fashion. So, I mean, well, last time we did this, Jacob Elordi was your style icon. He's the only one I know who let people say look good. Recently spotted with a, sort of, I would describe it It's a Musketeers goatee. Something you could think about. A Musketeers goatee? No, because the problem I have is, as I said, whenever I go for things, they're not cool.
16:36I'm so late to the party. He's currently got it, though. He's currently got it. He's currently got it. I quite like Austin Butler. There you go. I quite like Austin Butler. Austin Butler's quite like him. He's actually up there for me as well. I think he's an incredibly well-dressed man. Very much in the kind of raw denim. Raw denim. Raw sort of denim. Very, loves a cowboy boot. yeah I'm Elston Butler good one well only because he was nice to me once nothing to do with style yeah so we've gone away from the fashion and what the segment is and it's just who do we like yeah he was just nice to me alright I'm a big fan of Barry from EastEnders Sean Williamson not so much in the fashion stakes but in terms of he's a lovely guy yeah fair fair I mean yeah I feel like Elston Butler's cool as well to be fair yeah he's a cool guy he's a cool guy he's a cool guy never met him but seems a cool guy probably time for Question Time question time right okay question time so oh this is a good one if you were if you were your dog or cat for the day what would you do so Pete let's start with you if you were Rodney what would you do let's take Rodney if I was coming into the environment of an office and I was Rodney for the day what I would do is continually annoy everyone in the office I think based on the fact that she can't say no Pippa would be my main target because I've seen Pippa's interactions with Rodney and no matter what she's doing she'll drop everything to play with him play toe of war so I always know where to get attention you're getting some and I think I would really get that I think I would probably beg a lot because I don't condone begging with Rodney, but I imagine whatever Pippa's got, she would give to him.
18:21So I think my main focus, I think, as Rodney, would be to manipulate Pippa as much as I could. I hear you. You've picked one target there and you've gone. Well, it's just go for the easiest. You know what I mean? There's potential for Annalise to be there. So I think I would just do my best to manipulate where I could and I think that's the route I'll go down. And also, if I was Rodney, I think I would annoy you quite a lot as well. You know, he's a big lad. He's quite heavy. I think I'd be quite happy with a bundle because I don't think you'd get annoyed, but I would knock you to the floor quite a lot.
18:59Yeah, and it'd be a bit of fun. And it'd be a bit of fun because I feel like you're the sort of guy, you'd get on the floor and you'd wrestle with him. You'd wrestle and then he'd hurt you. You know your dog tried to shag me? No. Yeah, it happened in these very offices. Do you remember that, Josh? Yeah, he took me to the floor. He took me down. Oh, I've seen the video. He wasn't shagging you. He had a boner. But he wasn't thrusting. I know, he wasn't thrusting. He was excited and he was enjoying the wrestle. I didn't know that was a thing. Was it mutual? No, I was... I think, why was I on the floor?
19:33What was I doing? I can't remember. I was already there and he comes over and he bundles into me and he's just got this red penis in me. and I'm like, not in me, but like round me. And I was like, oh shit, this is bold. But it comes from a loving place. No, of course it does. Sometimes too loving. What would you do if you was Cedarwood or Alfred? Albus or Cedric, what would I do? I would. I mean, imagine which one has got a wonky eye? Cedric. So you could see around corners. That's a good start. Do you know what? If I'm honest, I would try and escape. I'd try and escape. for sure which doesn't sound great but they're house cats and by the way the best house the best house you've ever lived in for a cat you've got cat trees everywhere and an outside experience with cat rollers it's a lovely prison he's got the best of both worlds ragdolls actually can't be outside cats either and I have everyone know that as well like they're not meant to be outside cats but having said that they're just they're well known registry wise for incarceration is their thing it's not incarceration genuinely they're not meant You said they're not meant to.
20:40You're probably trying to escape. No, but they're not meant to be out. They get hit by cars immediately. They're too trusting. They do not know how to survive in the world. But if my brain is in my cat, I am out of it. Do you think if your brain was in, you'd be able to figure out how to get out? Yeah, easy. Albus manages all the time. Let's hope they're not listening. How would you escape your own house? I'd take down the corners. I know exactly. I'd go out the corner, get around the cat roller with one paw, and then hoist myself out. but Albus actually doesn't. No, because he manages to find the one bit in the, in the center of the, of the triangle that doesn't roll.
21:17He is so clever. Cedric couldn't give a shit. Cedric doesn't want to leave the premise. He just, he's happy with his home. He loves it. Albus is like a ninja, but I would be doing the same because mate, I'm going to be honest with you. There is something so free about like just being able to just roll around and just jump on buildings and climb to the top of buildings and like, and just look down on people. I just, because I'm suddenly confused, you've got a cat, not spider cat. Mate, they can get anywhere. They climb the building. Cats climb buildings, yeah. You'll find a cat in the weirdest of places.
21:52I see a cat, when I look out my office window, I see a cat on the roof of the other house. Not even just like the sort of extension to the kitchen roof, the roof roof. So what would you do? Oh, I'd fuck around. I'd go into the neighbour's garden. I'd literally, I'd go into people's houses because they'd pet you. They'd pet me for sure. I'd just potter into people's houses, then sort of like go into, I love the idea of like going into like these little jungly areas of people's gardens and stuff, killing a couple of mice, take down a bird. You know what I mean? Bring it back to my owner and be like, hey, look what I've done.
22:26Yeah, because I get it. I get it. I like it. I'm here for it. If my cat ever did bring me a bird, I'd be like, thank you, sir. I will take that. I wouldn't do anything with it, but I'll take it. so I'd kill a mouse I'd kill a mouse take it I'd hunt I'd hunt like an apex predator and then I'd come home and I'd show my owners and I'd be like look what I've done for you have some
22:55and I'd breed and we'd make a pride of cats and that pride of cats would then take over the street or we'd have cat gang walls You'd have a ragdoll army. I'd have a ragdoll army. And I'd literally... And you'd be the general. This is giving sort of Caesar and Planet of the Apes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we'd own the street. We'd own the block. There'd be another gang of cats sort of like a couple of blocks away, but we could take them down. So you can do a lot with cats. So I'm just manipulating Pippa. Yeah. I've started an army. You've started an army, taken over the world, escaped incarceration, killed loads of things, and then you're having gang wars with another pride of cats.
23:37And scaling buildings. Scaling buildings. Scaling buildings. Maybe a little jewellery heist. Do you know what I mean? A jewellery heist. Jewellery heist as a cat, quite fun. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Maybe enrol in the police. That'd be quite cool. First ever police cat. A police cat. We joked, mate. Don't worry, I've got him. How would you apprehend a perp as a rag doll? Dude, well, one, we're quicker than a perp. Two, have you ever felt a cat's claws, mate? If I'm diving on you, right, and you're running away from me, and I've got claws unsheathed, and I've sunk them into your back, and I'm holding on for dear life, scratching the shit out of you, and then biting you whilst happening, you're telling me that's not painful?
24:22I just want to point out before I say what I'm about to say, that I love all animals, and that does include cats, despite what you think. But I would just punch you to death. No, you wouldn't be able to get them. I understand where, you know, lions are cats. What you have is little fluffy cats in your house. Apex prices. I think you've watched a little bit too much National Geographic. We take them down. Next one, good one for you. Rather wear a thong or a bra for the rest of your life. Easy one for me. Thong. Yeah, mate. I think it would be odd to be wearing a bra. I mean, I have more to fill it.
25:00I do have the tits, yeah. But I don't think it's necessary for me to wear a bra for them yet. Yeah. So probably go with kind of thong. I would go thong as well. Apparently they're incredibly comfortable. Allegedly, wouldn't know. You have worn them? No, but not really. I haven't got about my day in a thong, you know? A thong? A thong. Okay. Which may we open up the floor? As a girl, what's it like to wear a thong? Is it comfy? Oh, I'm not sure.
25:36You're not sure? I feel like we can get away with that, Garmy. I think it's comfy. And I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it. All right. Well, yeah, will Josh ever thonged up? No, I haven't. But if it's comfy. Yeah. Maybe, lads. Lads, I'm just saying. Thong to work day. Just saying. A day and a thong. Right. Okay, next Wednesday. next day we're going to come to work in a thong Josh you too okay and so just knit your missus's thong and we'll just and we'll come to work or just buy one could just could just buy your own if she finds you lads I feel like it's weirder if we all go rooting through our birds knicker drawer and then and then because we it's just in case you don't tell her and then you pop home and then you say how was your day darling and yeah and then you have to go and get sort of you know the bin bags from the bottom of the cupboard and bend up I think we should just buy our own and make it apparent.
26:32This is for research purposes. I'm not losing the plot. Next Wednesday, it's on the agenda. Pippa, put it in the schedule, in the calendar, please. My last question on a thong, if you don't mind me asking. Oh, okay. Is it the piece of material that is like up your crack that you like? Or is it like, is it the... No one ever said they like it. They said it's comfortable. What would you rather wear, a thong or a non-thong? a non-thong oh okay fine so you know like if if it was purely on comfort right but in my day-to-day oh yeah no no please yeah in your day-to-day you wouldn't wear a thong because it goes with more outfits and more articles of clothing are interrupted by its presence oh right okay fine so you could be you're you're pairing it with other things as pc as i could so basically What you're saying is wedgies.
27:22Huh? Wedgies. No, that's not what I'm saying. Do you know what a VPL is? A VP? VPL. A VPL? No. Yeah, like if I'm wearing vaginal. A visible panty line. No, it isn't. I should have left it. No, it isn't. A visible panty line. A vaginal panty line. I thought you said vaginal. No, I said visible panty line. Vaginal panty line. So who's, am I wrong? Sorry, visible is right. Yeah, yeah. I heard vaginal and then saw your mouth move. So for women, if you're wearing something tight. You see it through? Yeah. Like, whereas if you wear a thong, you can't see the... If you've got a tight dress on, you wouldn't wear...
28:02You'd wear a thong. I'm pretty sure that's why they exist. Yeah, so it's... Okay, fine. And they're sexy. Sure. Well, I mean, who knows? You're allowed to have an opinion on that part. Out of everything you've said, that bit would be the least weird. I mean, look, you obviously get camel toes and stuff, and that's a bit rogue. But you could get a camel toe regardless. Oh, so thongs don't change. Thongs aren't also a thong bear. Thongs don't cause camel toe. I just want to let you know, I've got nothing against camel toe. I understand why that happens. You just said, which is not good. No, but as in, like, I get why they are a thing.
28:41I don't know if you do. They're an anatomical... No, they're not. A camel toe is just when you're c*** eating your f***ing underwear. I wouldn't say...
28:58I think it's a good place to leave it. You can get a mammal toe as well. It's equal on that. That's a moose knuckle. A mammal toe? Yeah, a moose knuckle. Where bollocks are just on show. I've never heard of them. Well, no. So a mammal toe is when your bollocks are to the side of whatever it looks. Or just hanging? No, so I am wearing jeans and I won't show you. But as we've discussed many a time, I have exceptional testicles. So because of size, sometimes where you get the seam of the jean, if they're riding up a little bit, one bollock will go one side of the seam and the other will go the other.
29:41So it's similar to a camel. It's okay, honestly, it's okay. To staying relevant. I've never had a mammal toe. There is a reason. You never. A moose knuckle. Definitely. You're more likely to get a camel toe, mate. I've never had a moose knuckle. I've never had a moose knuckle before. God, I'll tell you what, well, I'm really excited for this wear your thong to work Wednesdays now. So that's quite jokes. Yeah. Oh my God. We'll leave it there. Which one of lives are you going to pick? That's the question. No, I will be buying my own. And again, and I'd suggest you do because we need some more room, don't we?
30:14Yes. There was a... Yes, we do. So you can buy a geezer film. No, we've got to get the girl ones. No, what? Sam, I don't think I'd be able to wear it for the day. It's just not that. I can get, you know, there'll be a lovely sort of like man, man, man. We'll both go on Amazon. I do, man. We'll both go on Amazon and we'll type in mail thongs and we'll see what happens. I'll tell you what. There you go, there's loads. Let's just make it easier. Pippa, just order three. So you're probably looking at a... I'll have an extra large, please. You're probably looking at a small, medium, large situation.
30:52Oh, the third one's for you. Josh is doing it. Obviously. Thank you for listening to Staying Relevant, the bonus episode. We'll be back on Monday with a main episode. Sam and I are just off to join a Teams meeting with HR. Yeah, and we're going to have a wonderful time while doing it. And we appreciate you. We love you. Have a wonderful, wonderful day. Rate, review, do all of that shit. You know the score. Ta-da, bye. This has been a Staying Relevant production. Hello, Relevanters. We wanted to let you know that you can hear exclusive bonus episodes of Staying Relevant every month on Amazon Music.
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