Sam has a new nemesis

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2:54que es hello at srproductions.co.uk Let's get straight in with the kind of emails, I think, shall we? Let's dive head first. Yeah, let's get fucking balls deep. So this week, instead of the usual emails, we ask our listeners to send in their or their friends' hinge profiles. This is going to be so fun. Now, it says here for the boys to roast. However, we will only be roasting if they're bad. We may, you know, we may like them. Sam may actually find someone that tickles his fancy Which may lead to them tickling his ballsack So let's have a little look We've got hinge prompts This is my personal favourite So Sam just avert your eyes from the iPad And just sit back and enjoy yourself Hi boys, just wanted to say that I've recently gone through a breakup And your podcast has genuinely been amazing to listen to as a pick-me-up Saying that I thought maybe it's time to get back on dating apps And see what is out there I came across this answer and had to show you guys Sam, you are living rent free in Sean's mind Love you guys from Charlotte Now, there is a gentleman called Sean As we went through last week, there are prompts on Hinge You know, education, Sam would prefer not to say You know, thoughts you had in the shower And then you can put them in Sean, who is sort of just coolly Just leaning up against in the London skyline With Tower Bridge in the background You know, hat on looking like the cat that got the cream.

4:22And if you zoom in on the picture, if you zoom in on the picture, I'll be honest with you, Sean's smile tells me he may have killed someone, buried them somewhere, and no one's found out yet. Sean also has two different colour hands, which is slightly odd. They're two different shades. Can you see that? Yep. Very odd. Also looks like he's got red ears, but he doesn't. He's just positioned himself. It's just the lights in the background. But we get the idea that Sean is a cool guy. Sean knows what he's about, y sabe lo que piensa. Sean es muy feliz, muy opinión, ¿no? Una de las promesas aquí es mi más irracional fear, y no he ha preferido no decir, he ha fully gone in y said, es Sam Thompson.

5:03¿Qué? ¿You are someone's most irracional fear on Hinge? Fuck off. No, Sean is not a big fan. Fuck off, Sean. That is so unfair. ¿Qué? ¿Qué? ¿Qué? ¿Qué? ¿Qué es lo que significa?

5:48¿Keials a un nombre quiero dar un parcial de Cathedral? lost you knowuous taurónasz no you no entender estas la misma persona

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6:20¿Qué? ¿They're both Sean? I think so. I mean, what strikes me as slightly odd is that I'm looking at Sean and I'm looking at his two mates. He's scared of you but not his mates. Look at them. Do you know the worst thing is he's going to get likes for that. As in someone's going to like his profile and go, mine too. Oh, so what you don't like is you're a conversation starter. Yeah, I know a conversation starter. You're a conversation starter for Sean based on the fact that people can strike up a relationship based on their mutual loathing and hatred of you. I am really hurt. I can tell by those hand gestures.

7:01I'm clutching my pulse. I am so... Imagine someone saying about you. Sam, I imagine there are a million people on Hinge who go, worst fear, fucking Pete Wicks. Not fucking me. I can't imagine that's their worst fear. ¿Qué piensas sobre mí que te scares Sean? No, no. ¿Qué es alguien que me encanta y me encanta? No, no. Porque yo me imagino que no me encanta, Sean. I just want to check that out. No, no, no. Yo, yo imagino que lo que es, es que he's visto y y es tu beady little eyes. Ellos son muy bien. Ellos son muy bien. Y a veces lo que crees people. ¿Eres son muy bien? Ellos son muy bien. Ellos son muy bien.

7:35Ellos son muy bien. ¿Tú lo que miras como un turtle? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. el estero. Pero se estarece. ¿Qué es eso? ¿Qué es eso? Hay un beady eye. Hay intent behind them. Sí, intent to hug. Hi, Sam Thompson. Arrest me now. I have an intent to hug. Pero la gente... You shouldn't ask for being arrested because it's not always consensual, your hugs. So, there is potential that may happen. I just think that the eyes are slightly too close together and if you don't know you and you don't realise, then the intent behind them could be taken negatively or positively and I think someone's taken negatively.

8:09I mean, if that was the case, Plastic surgeons wouldn't have a job Because you go I need a smaller nose There you go It sort of defeats the object Doesn't it So that's not going to help I mean If Sean was here What do you think You would say to Sean In order to I'd ask him why I'd be like Sean Let's get over this Sort of phobia that we have Yeah Let's hug it out Let's touch Or it could be personality I mean that Yeah I mean I I initially just went With the aesthetic Of the beady eyes But if we're going on personality Then I definitely understand No go on What do you think it is then ¿Por qué? You're a lot.

8:42You're a lot for... You're a lot. Damn it. You're just quite intense, aren't you? I mean, if you were going to try and convince Sean to take that off, maybe if you just want to speak directly to Sean, I imagine he doesn't listen to this because I imagine it gives him the heebie-jeebies just because of his irrational fear of Sam. But if you could just... If you had an opportunity to try and sway Sean's mind para ver si podemos hacer Sean para cambiar su irresionante ¿Qué dirías que dirías que Sean? Justo ir a la cara de la cara, mate Sean, mate Crying isn't a good start Genuinely feel like we could be really good pals And I just think if you give me a chance I can sort of turn it around You know You do look quite suave and quite cool And that, you know It hurts me that you That, you know, your fear is me I don't understand why And hopefully if I If we hug it out We can sort of get past that ¿Hay partes de ti, Sam, que te crees que te convocen un razonable fear?

9:44Si te convocen un razonable, ¿qué te convocen un razonable? ¿Qué te convocen un razonable? ¿Qué te convocen un razonable que te convocen un razonable? Estoy inquisitivo. Yo me gusta la inquisitividad. No hay nada más con un razonable de inquisitividad. ¿También? Nada más que un razonable de inquisitividad. inquisitivity inquisitivity maybe Sean's just a stickler for real words no no no I inquire I inquire I'm an inquirer I like to know everything about someone and sometimes that might be unsettling I do ask like 21 questions and sometimes that's with a little bit of a boisterous bounce but you know that's okay shoot me cuff me now you know and that's alright we have had some other hinge prompts below I think we'll leave that one there Ustedes dicen lo que habría heal吉 quias mas Hornos

10:49Es ungerillo La car scu enjoyed en verdad Pero sí, no. Pero lo EcoS mora, t politicallyar que yo No, no, obviamente, pero si es lo que es, es el primer lugar de la que es. ¿Cómo beneficia es no tener soledad con alguien? ¡Muy beneficia, mate! Sí, sí. Si te ha estado de la escena en el mundo, y tú tienes que un amigo que puede tapar en la magnética de la tierra, y, por ejemplo, es un superpapá. Sí. ¿Qué? ¿Qué? ¿Qué? ¿Qué? I understand what you mean. So, I mean, we don't know if this is male or female, but let's call him Compass Man, which is his superhero name, just in case you were wondering. You think that's a good reason to date someone?

11:42If you read that on a girl's profile and she said, I'm a human compass and I can always point to where North is within three degrees of accuracy. If we date, you can test me. Would you test her and would you want to date her? Pete, boisterous inquisivity. Like, I want to know. Still. No, no. I mean, there's bonus episodes. They're slightly shorter. Do you think you'll get it by the end of this? No, I don't know. But I would inquire. I would want to know. That's the kind of thing that I would be interested by. So that actually for you is a plus point? That is a plus point. A hundred percent. I want to know.

12:13I'd pick you up. I'd put you down in the middle of the street. Yeah. And I'd go point north. It's a lot for a first date, that. It's a lot for a first date. Pick you up, put you down. Point north. You said test ya. I am. Point north. Yeah. La siguiente pregunta que te va a gustar. Porque, bueno, yo sé tu respuesta a esto. No te judge me if, es el prompt. Si un cat meows, I will meow back. Y eso es de una mujer que Zoe. Estoy aquí para eso.

12:45Que es un gran meow. Yo puedo hacer más de eso. Sí, cuando es la mujer que die? Si ella me hacía que me, yo me voy a hacer más. Ok, ok, vamos a expandir. Porque esto dice que Zoe es... ¿Qué es el nombre? El Salmage Short of a Picnic. Si, si y Zoe se quedó en un día y se quedó en un día ¿Por qué te gustó? ¿Por qué te gustó? ¿Por qué te conectó con ellos? ¿Swipe? ¿Por qué te gustó? ¿Por qué te gustó? ¿Por qué te gustó? ¿Por qué te gustó? Y tú te gustó, yo tengo dos cats porque obviamente yo mencioné que within 30 segundos de meeting anyone. Yo tengo un solo cat dad ¿Por qué te gustó? Y yo te gustó y yo me gustó cuando te gustó si te gustó si te gustó si te gustó meow back.

13:28I just want to take that further Zoe, if I meow, will you meow back? Will you then meow at her? 100 % Alright, let's just give me the so give me a flirty meow

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15:54No, wait. Meow. At this point, I'd just like to remind everyone that this podcast won awards. That's my flirting. What's your flirting meow? Well, I'm a dog man. Okay, do your flirting with.

16:13Oh, I'll give you a hand, Jay. I'll tell you right now, my jaws will be down. Jaws.

16:22All right, ready? I'll do my meow, you do your woof back. Ready? Meow. Fucking hell.

16:32Fucking hell. Alright, this next one. Change my mind about. Pete, what do you feel about this? Crumpets because I have a rational fear of them. That's a better rational fear. Is it? Yeah, crumpets because people don't like holes. And it's got loads of holes in them. So I can understand that. Yeah. Are we all nodding here? Exacto, colos. I'm just going to throw it out there and I didn't think I'd needed to. I didn't think it would be such a big thing. I fucking love a crumpet. Ya, so do I. I love a crumpet. Covered in butter I love a sprinkler of salt. Oh fucking... Oh, and also a little bit of Marmite on top.

17:03No, don't fuck it up. No, alright. Fine, fuck it up. Don't overdo it. I'll put jam on it as well. Oh, you are a sick c**t. Don't try it. It's a nasty piece of work. Why would you ruin a crumpet like that? I like it. I'll pick up some crumpets tonight, then. I would love a crumpet. I'm now going to go home and have a crumpet. Oh, I do love a crumpet. Sweaty crumpet. Well, Liddy, I mean, if I saw that personally, would I change your mind about it? No, I would just swipe a crumpet. You're in the bin. Oh. You're in the bin, Liddy. If I need to change your mind about crumpets, then I don't need to date you.

17:40Pete, this is one. I know you haven't said you wanted to date me, but I'm just letting you know that that's a big no-no. What, the crumpets? Bueno, si no like crumpets Then, you know, that's like saying You know, you don't like Sex What about slap my ass? What? Slap my ass I don't understand the question I'm not telling you to slap my ass What if I don't like people slapping my ass? No, no, no, there's a girl called Molly Who goes, the problem is I want someone who will slap my ass I don't think I could slap an ass, you know

18:19I want someone who will slap my ass I mean, Molly says this You know, I think she likes it I imagine what Molly means is Is like that kind of cheeky kind of as they go through the door Kind of thing But if she turns up on a fucking date And the first time she meets someone And Dave slaps her in the ass Dave is getting a fucking punch to the throat from Molly Let's be honest You hate anyone slapping your ass I'm just, it's unnecessary You don't like any ass play at all actually I've realised that. You hate it. Pete hates people being anywhere up near his ass. That is so true on every level. Yeah, I'm not a big...

18:58Yeah. It's just... Yeah, I just find the ass a vulnerable area. Yeah, but you don't even like a tap of the ass. I don't want a tap of the ass. You don't even like anyone tapping your ass. No, honestly, if you tap my ass, then I... Because it's just not for me. What if I took you to tap ass and then tapped ass? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, ¿Qué? Lo que tiene mucho siritzero y no, no, no, no, No, no, te gusta, te gusta. No, no, yo me estoy diciendo,

19:36¿Era� такую威dida? ¿Por qué te gusta, No, I just find it an odds. Imagine you're on a date, right? And someone goes, yeah. But have you ever been on a date with a girl? She's going to, I like your hand in my shitter. No, I've never had that. No, no, no. Where she's tapped your ass. Depends on what you mean. When you've done well, Peter, and you've like, you know. Yeah, but I don't need you. It's not, I don't need you to tap my ass to make me feel good. It doesn't make me feel good. It makes me feel like a piece of meat. I don't need you to do it. A praise To me Is not you Fucking Tapping your ass Just having a little Fucking bum tap And going well done Just say well done Well done will do I don't need the hand On the derriere So you don't like me Tapping your ass I don't like it

20:26I mean if anything Judging by this I think you have More options in Hinge Than I do Because Zoe seems Good for you Molly seems good for you All I've got is Jade Es fallible y asleep watching a murder documentary Love her, she sounds great She sleeps a lot, less chat, she likes murder So social media We're doing a big takeover on social media Instagram we're doing very well YouTube we're doing very well We're covering all platforms, all bases All angles We are there and thereabouts We are a social media powerhouse No we're not Whoa, whoa, whoa Está en la Facebook account, we've got zero followers.

21:08There is an area where we've shown weakness and that is Facebook, which surprises me because I believe Facebook is probably where a lot of our demographic live. So there is a staying relevant Facebook now. Listen. It's slow. It is slow. It's been set up for a while and we're currently on the big zero. Started from the bottom and we're still there. How long has this been going for? Three and a half months. ¿A week? ¿We've been out for a week and we've got no followers? ¿Cómo people think it's a spam account? Oh yeah, of course. Oh, fuck me. That's my excuse for things. Hinge. Hinge. Shit. So yeah, so listen, we want you to follow us on Facebook because there's going to be loads of exciting specific Facebook content on there.

21:55There is. Facebook specific. Chuckles has booked us in at 5pm today for, she's called it Facebook Fun Time, which I believe is where we're doing some specific

22:08Facebook fun so if you want to find out all about our Facebook fun then make sure you're following the account because otherwise you are missing out we're going to have so much fun on our Facebook we're taking over the world we really are because I know there's big plans for the future for our social media takeover because we are looking at branching into eBay at some point and you will be able to um, to, to, to get some stuff on Depop soon. So we are, is that right? Is that Depop? Yeah. We're selling on Depop? No. Right. It's, um, just one of these mad things that we do sometimes. It's just called a joke.

22:47Um, occasionally we do it in these comedy podcasts. Oh, well, do you know what we also do on these comedy podcasts? We ask questions. Question time. We're boisterously inquisitive on this show. And, uh, we, we've had questions.

23:15No, I just unfollow When I've had enough I unfollow I'm still kicking them out There's normally a stage period for me Because I mute first Because then I like to see if I miss them And if I don't, then I'll go into the mute and go I didn't miss that, I unfollow ¿Por qué? ¿Por qué? ¿Por qué? ¿Por qué? Oh, you didn't. You unfollowed me on Instagram. Grow up. If you unfollowed me on Instagram, it would hurt my feelings a lot. Well, it would be weird if I unfollowed you, wouldn't it? Okay, but you do mute me. You told me you mute me. And that's, but that's not weird. What? That's so fucking weird.

23:47I mean, and I'm going to be perfectly honest with you, mate, in all seriousness, you are close to getting muted again. Why? Well, like, I unmuted you initially because you're going through a rough time and I just wanted to keep an eye on you um now you've gone the other way and you've gone so cringely candid and wholesome like just a fun day out at park and like like it's just like fuck it i just think oh fuck off because you're never around to film any fun videos with me pete oh oh and here we go the crux of every problem in life that sam is about everything that's ever happened to sam is my fault because i wasn't around for a video it's fucking mental it's like he goes to the therapist and i'm I'm sure she'd come out of it and go, there's an obsession here.

24:28What's the problem? Everything that's ever happened bad to Sam, it's because Pete wasn't around to do a fucking video. Why do you think that went wrong? Because Pete wouldn't dress up as a gherkin for me. It's mental. No, not the gherkin.

24:46So, yeah, I mean, I imagine you kind of think it through. Although for a period of time, you went through a stage of not following anyone unless it was a man. Ahora, los seguidores han shotado para ti En recentes Pero lo que yo sé Es que no es un miedo De unfollowing Si Sam follows alguien y no no follow Within around 8 minutos Sam will then unfollow Porque el embarrasment De unfollowing someone que no no follow him back Es un montón I don't actually do that I don't, I'm alive, I'm God I mute loads of people Why? ¿Qué es lo que hace? ¿Buenos a lo que hace? ¿Buenos a lo que hace? No. So, currently, I imagine your feed is full of quite attractive ladies.

25:30No, I just can't be arsed. Like, I know who I want to follow. Well, you've been arsed enough to mute them. Yeah, but what I mean is can't be arsed is just a bit like you. I know what I like. Yeah, some things, I just like this. There's a lot of people in this industry who are literally like, mate, follow me on Instagram. Okay, cool. And then immediately go mute. The problem is, yeah, well, the problem is, Creo que para ti, a lot de gente van a ir a seguirme en este video. Y tú vas a ir a seguirme en este video. Y yo voy a ir a seguirme en este video. Pero este es el que dice que no hay que tiene su teléfono.

25:54Y yo voy a ir a seguirme en este video. Y yo voy a ir a seguirme en este video. Y yo voy a ir a seguirme en este video. Este es un buenísimo, Pete. ¿Has visto el pelo y no?

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26:48¿ieveded wrong window, con el rull金. No tenemos que dejarlo. Creo que es todo lo más rudo. Creo que chaque what pergi tiene. ¿Pueden haber? De perchéudi العнал prémy, No, no significa queoso que sea? Creo que За bonito. Yo prefiero lo reconocer. Chau! No, no. ¡Este es lo que pasotros duens? ¡ Practica! 2 Here's the circumference and length And if You want I've measured the weight Of me bollocks as well Just in case that tips you over the edge I've put it on scales Have also done that No you have not How much your bollocks worth Listen it's more than a cup of sugar On that bombshell I feel like this is the bonus episode completed I don't know where we go from there Thank you so much for listening to Staying Relevant el episodio de la bonus sería Sam Thompson y Peter James Jonathan Franklin Wicks estaré volviendo el domingo con el episodio principal la revisión de todo eso ¡Suscríbete!

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