


Bonus episode of Staying Relevant where Sam and Pete answer listener emails, recap Sam’s meeting with King Charles and Pete’s Burger King job, then do “Question Time” about musicals, group workouts, and the BBC Glastonbury “Staying Relevant” flag.
No guests appear as interviewees. The only “guests” mentioned are celebrities Sam meets (King Charles III, George Clooney, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley) and a magician/King’s Trust figure “Dynamo” (Stephen), plus listener Taylor (King’s Trust award recipient).
Sam was late, forgot his ticket, got waved in by a guard, then shook King Charles’s hand and called him “sir/your majesty” after confusion; Charles was laughing and asked what Sam was doing “in life” (for the King’s Trust). Sam says Charles has unusually soft hands. Pete reports being less flexible and skipping gym recently.
Awkward hug attempt with Rosie (handshake instead); photos with Sam shoved to the back; George Clooney touching Sam’s shoulder during a red-carpet interview; listener Tom’s band District Social Club song “How’s It Feel” gets a mixed-to-positive reaction.
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Sam shares his chaotic experience meeting King Charles at Buckingham Palace.
“Yet your doctor says everything looks fine.”
Sam shares his chaotic experience meeting King Charles at Buckingham Palace.
“Sam looks very summery today and he's just had his hair recently done.”
Sam discusses details of the King's Trust event and his awkward interactions.
“But tell us about King Charles because you fucked it, didn't you?”
Sam recounts his encounters with various celebrities at the event.
“And then actually it doesn't even stop there.”
Pete gives an update on his gym journey and struggles.
“But you must have made a good impression because you are now friends with a man called George.”
The hosts talk about their fitness journeys and a fan's music submission.
“I am stiffer than ever, but I've been very, very busy.”
The hosts talk about their fitness journeys and a fan's music submission.
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Hosts answer questions about musicals and group workout experiences.
“And then imagine us getting pulled straight off and then them having three months to fill.”
The hosts share humorous takes on fitness motivation and their gym experiences.
“It was Romulus and Remus, actually, who traditionally...”
Discussion about their experiences with the Staying Relevant flag at Glastonbury.
“How do you both feel that the flag, the staying relevant flag made the BBC.”
The hosts discuss their plans for future festivals and how they will approach them.
“just permanently just posted by the loose.”
The hosts discuss their plans for future festivals and how they will approach them.
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2:23You will be able to watch this on a Sunday and then Monday's main episode, which came out obviously on Monday. You can now watch on Josh's YouTube channel because it came out last night, which means that you can catch us on a... Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday. Wonderful. Rate, review, do all of that shite. I will be swearing if you don't like it, go f*** yourself. Sam looks very summery today and he's just had his hair recently done. And I must say the mullet is mullet. The mullet is mullet, baby. And I'm going to be honest with you. I see the vision now. You look well. Your skin is glowing.
2:55I know you've had some treatments done again. Yeah, I got a, what did I get? Profiler. Yes. Profiler. So you really are just... We're just in our era, man. We're in our hot girl summer era. We are not. We're doing it. Yeah, we are. Yes, we are. No, you are. My lady said she wanted to see you. I said I'd bring you to her. A little bit of salmon sperm under those eyes. No. Come on. No, thank you. I think we should film it. That'd be great. Yeah, no. I'm good. I'm good for fish facials. Anyway, this is the bonus episode, which means it's all about you. If you want to get in touch with us, then email the worst email address in the world, which is hello at srproductions.co.uk.
3:33Shall we crack the fuck on? Hello. That's how you need to do it. Okay, do that. Hello at srproductions.co.uk. That's how we'll do it from now on. We have an email from Talia, who we adore already. She said, huge fan of the Pod Boys. Saw you both had a date with the King last week. Sam met the actual King and Pete did a job with Burger King. Can we hear about both experiences, please? How was King Charles? That's from Talia. Well, actually. I'll start us up. Did a job with Burger King because they paid me. And it was great. Tell us about the King. No, no, no, no, no. No, because actually you have told me a story about your Burger King job.
4:19You were on your bike, weren't you? You turned out to people's gas. I was on a scooter, yes. So what did you have to do? So, yeah, so I had to get on the electric scooters and drop them off to people, which was just delightful, in 30 degree heat, in a plastic green jacket. So that was nice. I was absolutely sweating. But, yeah, so listen, Burger King, King Charles, you decide. Well, I don't know. You decide which is better, you know? I feel like a BK. You decide which is better. But tell us about King Charles because you fucked it, didn't you? No, I didn't fuck it. I didn't, no. Well, you called Pippa whilst we were still in the office because you left the same day and you said, hello, mate, and then went, oh, shit, I can't say that.
5:03I did exactly that. Yeah. Do you know what it was? It's I'd come from this working environment. And so I'd like, I was, you know, I was in the flow. I was feeling comfortable. and because I was late to the palace, which is really bad. And I forgot my fucking ticket as well. So I had to lucky one of the guardsmen. Your name's not on the list. You ain't coming in. Yeah, it was literally like that. And one of the guardsmen was like, sorry, man. Do you know who I am? I went, I'm here to meet King Charles. He thought I was a fucking freak. I was like, I'm here to meet King Charles. And then he lets me in.
5:35Then I went past the Gurkhas who were terrifying and into the palace, up the stairs. And I just didn't, because I was so late. I didn't really register where I was. And so I like. Sorry, sorry. I mean, I completely understand that in most normal circumstances. But when you are in Buckingham Palace, I imagine that's all your registry. Took it in my stride, man. Well, you're just sort of like, God, where am I again? What do you mean you didn't register where you were? I don't know. I just, because I was so late. I was just like, God, I need to get up these stairs. It was the Royal Stairs I was walking up.
6:08I was actually bounding up the stairs one or two at a time. and then I walk into the room and I'm next to shake the king's hand. So they just go, oh, great, Sam. And they just shuffled me in right next to the person who was already talking to the king and I was right next to it. So imagine like you haven't had time to acclimatise at all to where you are. And he comes up and he shakes my hands and he goes, and I went, you're right, mate? Which is madness because, and this must be because Sam was in a rush, you know, so he couldn't acclimatise to Buckingham Palace. as you do. Anytime I've been to Buckingham Palace, I've always acclimatised quite quickly.
6:46But also just before Sam left, he was actually practising bows with us, but decided not to go with any of that because of the acclimatisation problem at Buckingham Palace. So just went with the right mate. And then, and then he was cool. His aide behind him was a bit like, oh, right. And then I went, oh, because I saw his aide's face. I went, oh shit. So then I swore and then the king started, then to be fair, he smiled and I went, sir. And I went, God, you're not even a sir. I went, your majesty. So I just went, mate, sir, your majesty. At the end of it, he was, he was laughing by the end of it.
7:19He was, he was actually a really nice, I mean, I spoke to him. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You and Chaz offer a beer soon, are we? Yeah, he's a good guy. We've probably met at family parties before, haven't you? I haven't, but, but I, I feel like we bonded. So, you know, you never know. Um, I mean, the one question that I really want to know is, are his hands as sausagey, as massive, really, massive, really soft as well. He's got the most beautifully soft hands and which, which kind of, he must moisturize them. And that's an interesting fact. Cause you, well, because I don't know if it is a fact. I think you've just called it a fact.
7:56I don't think we can factually say that King Charles moisturizes. I think what he does is I think he knows he's about to shake loads of people's hands. And that's kind of like a lot of the job. So I think he's like, I got to keep these fucking mittens in like good working order. And I reckon he genuinely moisturizes it. He has one of the softest hands I've ever met. I haven't met his hands, but I've ever touched in my life. And then actually it doesn't even stop there. So much fun, Pat. He then goes, he then goes, he goes, so, because obviously we're there for the King's Trust and he's just spoken to the really lovely kid that I was giving an award to, Taylor, who listens to this podcast actually.
8:32Shout out, Taylor. Congratulations on the award. and Taylor was having this lovely chat with him. And then Dynamo, Stephen was like, I didn't realise this. Is he not called Stephen? Yes, I'm just Diana, you know, Charlie and Stephen. So Dynamo to you guys, but - No, it's not that. It's just because he doesn't have anything called - Stephen to me. I said Dynamo and he went, I'm not Dynamo anymore. I made that mistake in the palace. And he's like, because he's got his inscrans, Dynamo is dead. So you, Stephen Chaz, yeah. To me. You're all together. but they sound a little bit like your online friends, you know, Biddy Bodger and the other, the other lads.
9:08David Badger. David Badger and Steve and Chaz, you know, Steve Dynamo and the king to you, but Chaz to me. Yeah. So Taylor, Steven and Chaz. No, so I didn't realise this, but I'll just call him Dynamo. Dynamo, just so everyone can understand. Dynamo was actually with the Kings Trust prior to him being a magician, which I didn't know about. so he's got like a big history of them taylor lovich has won an award so they're all talking about the king's trust as i've walked in and the king goes so um what are you doing and i didn't know really what he meant so i went i just went what in life i asked what am i doing in life and he goes he goes i mean firstly how how would you answer that one i was about to be like i'm going to be honest with you.
9:58Just been through a bad breakup. I don't know if you know, but I do a podcast with my friend. Just won a trick award. Yeah. I don't know where I was going to go. I was probably going to - Recently got a mullet. Yeah. I was going to maybe talk about the run, but I was like, shit, that's for a different charity. So I went, I went, what, what, in life? And he went, no, for the King's Trust. I went, oh, fuck me. And so I went, I'm just very honored to be giving Terry Lewis award. You know, but he was lovely. But yeah, I made like four fucking gaffs during the entire thing.
10:28you all take like a photo and, and you have the king at the front with, with Anna Deck. And then you have like, like loads of, the Clooney was there. And then you have George, George, sorry, George, George, the Cloons. He was there as was like loads of people. Rosie Huntington Whiteley was there. And another fuck up I made actually. Yeah. So Rochelle, who me and you know very well, she's there. Obviously she's a queen in her own, right? She's talking to Rosie. I noticed Rosie's face, but I didn't know she was, but I swear I know. One of the most beautiful women ever. Unbelievable. Was Jason Statham in her pocket?
11:04He wasn't. No, he wasn't there. And, and she is tall. And he's not. So I go up to make, kind of the joke. So I go, I go up, I go up to, to, to Rochelle and I go to give her a, give her a hug. And, and then I turn to give Rosie a hug, just not knowing really who she is. and uh as i'm like going in i'm like i'm committed to the hug now and rochelle bless her trying to spare me the awkward push off my goes that's rosie huntington wiley it just shouts it at me and i basically like aborted the hug mid lean in as she was putting her hand out so i literally grabbed her arm with both hands i just shook her hand up and down with two with my arm it was it It was so awkward.
11:51By the sense of it, you're lucky Jason Statham wasn't there. Otherwise you'd have had the mechanic on your ass. It was so terrifying though, because it was the scream that was showing. That's Rosie Hunter and Whitely. So did any of it, were you at all cool, charming or no? At no point. I actually got shoved to the back of the photograph as well. I don't know if you've seen the photo, but I'm really trying to peer my head through. I saw the photo and it looked like you'd been photoshopped in. Yes. It was almost like they removed you from the palace, took a picture and thought, we'll just put him in after.
12:23Well, I just thought we were going to be doing height order, but they didn't. They put like the smallest dudes at the back. Melvin, you can't even see Melvin. Melvin O'Doom is actually in that photo. I'm not sure they do it in height order. Whether or not they do it in sort of relevant order. So we were shoved right to the back. Listen, stay in relevant. Maybe next time you meet the king, you'll be up there sat on his lap. Who knows? But you must have made a good impression because you are now friends with a man called George. Oh, George Clooney, the Cloons. What a boy. Didn't speak to him, by the way, when we were at the palace.
12:55Tried, I hovered near him. There were a few people hovering near him. And, you know, you've said things like that before and it doesn't get less creepy. Yeah, but this one was a real linger, real linger. But then I was on the red carpet doing an interview and he just walked past me and put his hand on my shoulder and I've turned round and it's fucking George Clooney, mate. I think this is why the mullet's been good for you, because from the front, people don't care. But from the back, he must have seen you, seen the mullet and gone, I know that mullet. Yeah. That. And then he leans over and touches.
13:30And then leans over. It was one of the, this, I don't know what that says about my life, but it was one of the coolest things. I mean, to be honest with you, I think it doesn't really say anything about your life, because I think anyone meeting the King and George Clooney would go, it would be a fairly. It's a heavy week. Yeah. I mean, that's a good week. But on the plus side, guys, vegan Royale tastes good. So next up. Hey, boys, in Desperate Needham, an update on Pete's gym journey. Has he felt more flexible since all the stretching that you spoke about? The answer to that is no. I actually feel less flexible.
14:02I am stiffer than ever, but I've been very, very busy. So I have let the gym slack a little bit in the past week. It will happen. It will get you. Yeah. Yeah. Which is why Sam is the thirst trap and I am slowly decaying. Decaying. Such a great word. Sam and Pete. What? Next one? We're really flying through this. I still want to talk about your gym journey, mate. I mean, there's not much to tell you if I've not been. Yeah, but I still want people to be fucking tracking you down and taking photos of you. I don't. Go on, do the next one. I do just want Pete to be in some downward dog pose, though, and someone just gets a real snap of him.
14:35Or having a f*** outside the gym, which is so fucking good. Don't snap me because the gym is in the building, which means I smoke outside the building. Hey, Sam and Pete. Big fan of the pod. Thanks so much. Constantly getting told off at work for laughing away at my desk, listening to you two talking about shagging cartoons. We haven't done one of them in ages. Thankfully. Aside from the day job, much like Digital Josh, I'm a drummer in a band. It's called District Social Club. I've seen the power of the SR families before, so I thought I'd try my luck and send you our new song to listen to. Why would you do that?
15:07In case anyone fancies giving it a stream. Why would you do that? Please don't roast it, Pete, or this will hugely backfire. And let us know if you fancy some music at the O2. We've only played pubs before, but nothing like a bit of self-belief. Come on. I'm going to be so honest with you in all seriousness. You say you're a big fan of the pub. Why, why would you send it? Like, why? What do you think is going to happen from this? Do you think I'm going to go, this is amazing. You're called District Social Club, mate. You've only played in the pubs. Well, let's find out.
15:44fucking great garage what garage what's a garage bit of the same isn't it the only singing isn't just the instrumental should we move it forward we get the idea
16:09Well, are they quite good?
16:18Pete's trying to feel it. Pete doesn't hate it. No, Pete's trying to resist it. Right, here we go. Chorus coming up.
16:32It sounds the same as well.
16:40I did think you'd do better. I like that. Do you know what? I'm going to be really, really honest with you. Quite good. Yeah, to be fair, I think I'd have a round of applause, actually. So, anyone that's listening, go and stream District Social Club. Maybe need to work on that. Yeah, shit name. Because, Tom, that's actually quite good. That is the best that we've heard. It was a great ballad. The song is called How's It Feel. And let me tell you, Tom, it feels good. Yeah, it feels real. It feels like I'm stroking Pete's penis. And if you do fancy some music at the O2, then, you know, it won't be District Social Club, but there will be music.
17:21There will be music. Maybe just a few more pubs, and then we'll see if we can build you up to the O2 at some point. But it won't be this year. Sorry, Tom. But maybe next year's O2. Here we go again. You never know. Here we go again. Wembley's on the cards. Well, I didn't want to say it, but I genuinely think we could fill it. Just saying. Yeah. I mean, I don't. I don't think we could fill Wembley, if I'm honest. Maybe, maybe if we do a tour next year or we do a night next year, maybe we will do it in another country. Oh, LA or Vegas, not Vegas. We should do residency in Vegas like Adele. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:03We're just like Adele and Celine.
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20:19I'm sure the Bellagio would love to have us doing a residency of staying relevant live. Just imagine us coming on stage. Hello, Vegas. Yes. And then imagine us getting pulled straight off and then them having three months to fill. Anyway, email's done. Question time. Question time. So we do the kind of question time every week and we put it on the socials, you know, much like a lot of other pods who ask what you want to ask people. and obviously we just copied them. Or they copied us, maybe. Who knows? You decide. So if you do want to ask us a question, then pop it in the little question box and it's at Staying With a Podcast, which is our Instagram and all that crap, which you know.
21:12Which is flying, by the way. So thank you so much for watching and listening. And actually the Jelly Cat video has just gone back up. So if you haven't seen the Jelly Cat video, please do give it a watch. So first question is, what's Pete's favourite musical and his opinion on them in general? You do like a musical, don't you, Peter? Do I? Yeah, you said you like musicals. Have I completely made that up in my head? Yes, absolutely, yeah. Yeah, I did think maybe... Sorry, have you not acclimatised to the studio? I don't know. I thought you liked musicals. Do you not? No, I do not. I like Disney.
21:45Oh, it's Disney. Yeah. Okay, if you're going to go to a musical. What musicals have I seen? I've been to a couple. I've seen Phantom of the Opera. Does that count as a musical? Or is that theatre? Yeah, I suppose. I fell asleep. I also went to see, what else did I see? Wicked. Saw that. Running theme. Fell asleep. Who'd you go with? Very, very hot people. Exes. Okay, yeah, fine. So it's not like family. It's more sort of like dates. I don't, no. My family are not the sort of family that go to the theatre. Were you taking Tracy Wicks to the theatre? No. Mate, we're the sort of people that pop to the beef eater on a Sunday.
22:22Beef eater for a game of snooker. Yes, exactly. So, yeah. But I did see Tina the musical. Sorry, for a man who doesn't like musicals, you've been to fucking loads, mate. Well, yeah, because people like to go to musicals. No, I don't mind. I like a night out. So what happens is I go for dinner and get pissed up and then fall asleep at the musical. That's basically how we go. But I did go to see Tina the musical in the West End and it was fucking incredible. And that was actually really, really, really good because I like Tina Turner. So you do like musicals? No, I'm describing the ones that I like.
22:54And Fleur East is now in Tina. She is in Tina. She's now playing Tina. So I'm going to go and see that. My question, that'll be your fourth musical for a man who doesn't like musicals. But other than that, musicals as a whole, I don't mind ones that are like Tina Turner and shit like that because it's about things that I like and the music's great. But Phantom of the Opera and all that, what a load of shite. So traditional, no. There's actually a musical, Quadrophenia is... Sorry, mate, you're just, you're doing yourself no favours from angels like me. What the fuck is Quadrophenia? Well, Quadrophenia, well, actually you're doing yourself a disservice for not knowing a little bit of pop culture.
23:31Quadrophenia. Sorry, Peter, enlighten us. Quadrophenia is one of the best films ever made. Stings in it. It's about the mods on scooters, Vespers. You'd enjoy it. You could have been part of Quadrophenia. But anyway, they've just made it into a musical that's just come out last week. Well, it's actually, it's a ballet. We could all close our eyes, please. and just imagine Peter James Wicks on the phone to the theatre. Hi there, I'd like two tickets for Wicked, please. I just can't imagine. Can we all just close our eyes and imagine anyone calling a theatre and not doing it online? Hello, is that Palladium?
24:05That's so true. I'd just like to know what you've got on this week.
24:11I don't think I've ever called the theatre. I don't even know why I would imagine that. But even Pete, you know, this is like things Pete does. Like just even taking the time, like on his own, sat in the kitchen to be like, I'm just going to quickly just check the booking information for Wicked. And just like opening the laptop, checking, oh, I quite like those seats. Or I don't want the ones at the back. See, I'm going to be honest with you. Like other than every time that I have booked to go and see a musical, it's for someone else's because I know someone else really loves it and really enjoys it.
24:40So that's why I would go. but I will say that Tina was amazing. Go on, Tina. Who doesn't love a little bit of Tina? This next one. What's your favourite Tina Turner song? Tina Turner. Sorry, yes. Yeah, that's the one. I'm Tina Turner. Eh? Yeah. That's a Tina Turner song. Yeah. Go on, give me a Tina Turner song. I mean, Proud Mary. Who the fuck's that guy? Oh, rolling down a river. Yeah, there you go. Oh, that is a good, that would make a good musical, wouldn't it? Great. Yeah, amazing. Can't be Fleur's going to be Tina. That's actually a fucking sick gig. Yeah. It's a fucking sick gig. Spoke to the other day.
25:17I will be going. It's going to be good. I will be there with you, sir. I doubt it. Well, I know Fleur more than you do, so I'll be there, whether you like it or not. Next question. What does Pete think of group workout classes? I'm surprised we were on a competition for friends there. Just going because the musical's good. What does Pete think of group workout classes with the instructors shouting loads of motivational phrases? What does Sam think? I love it. I've got to be honest with you. I've actually done aqua aerobics quite a few times on holiday. I used to do it with my mum. Just like everyone to know that that is most probably bullshit.
25:50No, it's not. I used to do it in club med with my mum. Genuinely. As a child? Yeah, I was a bit younger. But yeah, I don't mind it, actually. I've been to quite a few classes. I've been to Peloton classes. Well, I've done that sort of online on the Peloton bike. I've done a few hit things, which are fucking horrible. I don't mind it. I'm not adverse to it. to be fair? Just group workout as a whole for me is a no. I'm not interested in listening to someone else pant next to me. And also I don't need someone to shout motivational phrases at me. I would rather use shush. Shushy. Shushy. Come on, Pete, you do it.
26:32He turns around and goes shushy. Not for me. I just find it quite aggravating and quite annoying, to be honest with you. I don't like to be fluffed. I don't need people in my ear roll. I'd rather you just shush and let me get on with it. How much would I love a little fluffing from here? I imagine group workout classes is exactly your thing, based on the fact that the fluffing motivational side of things is right up your street. So, yeah, just not for me, really. I don't really understand it. Like, I don't understand when you get these groups and we're all off to fucking Pilates. There's 20 of you.
27:07Like, just do the fucking exercise and fuck off. I don't understand why you've all got to sit there and then we're all going to go for a blank street after. Fucking hell. We're going to go for a juice run, guys, and a cleanse afterwards if we can, maybe an ice bath. What about if you, okay, this is your chance to prove how strong you are. What if someone's like saying that to you? So what I love about that is, obviously we've gone interactive with the old Stan relevant thing. Pippa's just typed there and Sam read it. She's now deleted it and is retyping it. Without thinking what is that about and wasn't sure where to go with it.
27:37You weren't sure what that was, were you? Well, no, I was, but now Pippa's written Rome wasn't built in a day and not one fucking PT has ever said to you. I've had that. You've had Rome wasn't built in a day. So he was referring to your body as a city. No, in a spin class. It was a spin class. Yeah. And so, weirdly enough, we should ask Sam, because he's very good at this kind of ancient history and all that sort of stuff. Did they build Rome on bikes? They didn't. It was Romulus and Remus, actually, who traditionally... And they just peddled the Colosseum up. And then Romulus killed Remus. Okay.
28:10Yeah, two brothers. But yeah, no, Rome was in the Builder. I haven't heard that one, but I have heard sort of like just the standard sort of like, you know, this is your chance to show what you're made of. I'm just doing a fucking HIIT workout, mate. Yeah, it's quite excessive. Listen, I get the motivational fucking speeches when you're doing hard challenges like Sam's done or you're climbing Everest and that. If you're just cycling in fucking David Lloyd, I don't think you really need it. In David Lloyd? I'll be honest with you. I don't need someone to give me the fucking big one about, you know, the impact it's going to have on me life.
28:39I've just come for a pedal in David Lloyd. I'm going to pop in the sauna after. Do you know what I mean? So back off, son. Back off. I've just come for a pedal. And that, if that, is that too much to ask a silent pedal? Yeah. Just, just fucking shush. Go and work on fucking Doris over there. Also, I know what Pete means. Sweating next to someone you don't know is always, and then gasping. There's always a gasp. Like, you know, when you're doing something like. But also like, I've seen people that we're going to do like 15 reps of something and then it gets to 50. Oh, one more. well why say 15 then I've done 15 that is actually the better example you know when you do you do what they say go on full well no that's 15 I know that's 15 because I'm counting I don't need I can count so actually now I'm doing 16 aren't I dickhead that's literally what they do as well do you know what I mean that's in behind me sorry I wasn't someone needs to someone needs to get a PT but like a really overzealous like PT like an LA PT who does like all of the stars what's that garage place everyone goes to.
29:37It's Dog Pound. Shell. No, it's Dog Pound in LA. I would love to see you fucking out there. The Peloton guys are fucking, and girls are fucking celebrities in their own right now as well. Yeah. Who's that really famous one? I can't remember, but like there are, but you know they are. They are super famous. There are Peloton instructors who are like doing really, really well in their own right now. Oh God, this next one is great. How do you both feel that the flag, the staying relevant flag made the BBC. Me and my friends used it as a meeting point multiple times at Glaston. Yeah, I mean, look, this is not a question for me because as you can imagine, I despised it.
30:17Despised every moment of being tagged in it nonstop over the weekends to the point where I actually stayed off Instagram for a lot of the weekends. Sam will tell you, this was Sam's love child. I adored it. I even tuned into the BBC to watch the Lewis Capaldi set. Oh, by the way, that was fucking good though, wasn't it? It really, really good. If you watch that, you would have seen the flat. No, I did. I just saw the clips and I don't think people, when they were clipping it up, the emotional moment was zooming in on staying relevant. It's hard to miss it. But it was mostly sort of on the stage.
30:46Mate, we were front and centre. But he would be a great guest. I've tried so many times. Yeah, I love Lewis Capaldi. But I'm over the moon. We actually, we made it to the front of the Lewis Capaldi set, which. Well, in one of the flags, the other one just remained by the shitter. Yeah, we had, I think what the real nice thing about this is, is the two people that we, that we obviously sent the flags to had wildly different glastos. One of them had, had, had really venomous diarrhea. The other one, the other one really enjoyed all the concerts. So I'd love to know who the guy or girl was. Well, let's ask.
31:25Kira, were you by the shitter or by the stage? No comment. Okay. Excellent. Wonderful. Kira had the shit. No. It was so good just seeing like arm flag that we'd like painstakingly made, just permanently just posted by the loose. But also, I'm just going to take a minute there. Painstakingly made. Sent the photo off and got someone to produce and got sent to us. I don't even know how it got made. It wasn't arts and crafts where we all sat down fucking painting the fucking thing, was it? We all finished the podcast and sat around a table with a Brit stick and made it ourselves. So, yeah, but look, you know, staying relevant at Glastow.
32:02But next time, it won't be next year, the year after, we're going to get a Winnebago. We're going to do it properly. And we're not going to, yeah, Pete doesn't know about this yet, but I've got two years to sort of bleed him in. So we're going to be doing it. Bleed him in? Yeah, I'm going to bleed him in. I'm not a radiator. What do you mean? I'm going to bleed him in like a radiator. What do you mean? You're going to bleed him in? I don't know, blood him in. Is that what it is? No. I'm just going to fucking ease him in. I'm going to ease him in. Yeah, nothing like bleed or blood. The fuck is what?
32:30What am I, a radiator? On that note, we'll leave it for the day. Thank you for listening to Staying Relevant, the bonus episode. I'm so hot. To feature in this podcast, email hello at srproductions.co.uk. Make sure you subscribe, follow, do all of that sort of stuff. Rate five stars, leave a review. Sam loves to read them. Follow us on socials, which is at Staying Relevant Podcast, and subscribe to Josh's YouTube channel, because Josh is getting very, very close to his target and Sam's target of 100 ,000 subscribers. and when we do that, Sam is throwing a packed party for him. Put it this way, the Hummer limo is coming back out of retirement.
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