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1:37Individual results may vary. Hello, hello. This is Brooke DeVard, host of the Naked Beauty Podcast. I want to talk to you about Lexus. At Lexus, master craftsmen called Takumi are involved not just in physical craftsmanship, but in all of those sensory details. These masters evaluate things like how a door closes, the click of a switch, the acoustic feedback of controls. Instead of just instruments, Takumi craftsmen rely on human perception and intuition to create what sounds and feels right. Out of all of the tools that Lexus uses, the most powerful one is understanding what will make us feel something.

2:14Because a car that doesn't make you feel something is a car that stops short of amazing. Experience amazing at your Lexus dealer. Hello, welcome to Staying Relevant, the bonus episode sponsored by... Sponsored by? Fuck it, I've lost my mind. I've just had some strumming. Sir strumming. I've just had some sir strumming, and I've lost my voice. I've lost my voice because of all the... Would you like me to handle this? Gag it, would you mind? Welcome to Staying Relevant, the podcast is... F*** me. I've not even had it. Welcome to Staying Relevant, the podcast hosted by two best friends, me, Pete Wicks and Samuel, Robert, Reginald, Roger, Richard, DeCoursey Thompson.

3:04This is the bonus episode, which means it's Thursday that this comes out audibly. You can watch it on Josh and Keira's YouTube channel from 5pm on Sunday and then Monday's main episode. You can now watch on Josh and Keira's YouTube channel from 5pm as of last night, which was Wednesday, which means you can catch us on a Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday. And that's the first time you'll have heard that this week because I forgot to do it in the main episode, which was a real shame. I feel like I've let myself down there. But hey-ho. As this is the bonus episode, it is mostly all about you. So if you want to get in touch, then email hello at srproductions.co.uk.

3:40Make sure you rate, review, do all of that sort of stuff. Sam is a little bit under the weather. He's been dealing with all sorts of problems recently from tonsillitis to a chest infection to anal problems, as well as a dicky tummy because he's had some fish for letting us all down and the nation at Soccer Aid. It's okay. It's okay. Can I just state something? Yes. That's the worst thing I've ever had in my life. In all seriousness, I've had fish eyeballs, pig's vagina. I've done a fair amount. Yeah. how they've encapsulated something to taste what a fart would taste like is mental to me. But that's a delicacy.

4:25It cannot be, but it is, but it can't be, but it is no one. Like the skis, everybody farts. So it's like, you would know that that's what it tastes like. Yeah. But it's, you know, I mean, do you know what it tastes like? Cause you just sort of sniffed it and threw up. I'd put it in my mouth and chewed. You lick the tip. No, I put my mouth in and chewed. Well, I'm just saying, maybe it's a, you know, maybe it's a grower. Maybe it grows on you. Maybe you just need to get past the smell and look a bit and just think, you know, this is a delicacy. So you've now let down two nations, the Swedish and the British, one for Soccer Aid and one for your refusal.

5:05I didn't refuse, I tried. You tried, like Soccer Aid. I gave it my best. Yeah, well, exactly. And that's all that matters. That's all we hear for. And also, by the way, it stinks in here. It does smell in here. The windows are open. It's a lot. The team are struggling. So we're going to make this quite a quick one. We just hope you do better and you put in a better effort when you go on Strictly. Oh, God. Anyway, a little bit of housekeeping. The summer party was announced. Yay! So, staying relevant, Bongo's Bingo has been announced for August the 6th. It is a first-come, first-served basis. All the details are going to be on our socials.

5:43It's a very special night. We're very excited. Do you like the bingo? I love a bingo. We're going to get bingo wings. That is what? No, I know. That's for the flappy bits under your arms. We're going to fly. Do you know any bingo terms? I've only played bingo once. Yeah. I'm so excited. Isn't it like seven sevens are 49? No, that's your times table. Oh, yeah. Wakey, wakey, rise and shine, seven sevens are 49. So 22, do you know what that is? Feeling blue. No. No. Two sitting ducks. 22. That doesn't even rhyme. Looks like two sitting ducks. Oh, right. Okay, cool. Here we go. 88. Feeling great. Two fat ladies.

6:25What the fuck? This is shit. Okay, cool. Ready? You can make your own bingo calls. Number 19, a deck of cards. What's legs? 11. 11. 11. Is he making up? Two legs. No. Pippa, you've done a few bingos in your time, haven't you? Done many bingos. And what's like the attraction of bingo to you? Well, I've only done Bongo's bingo. And what happens in Bongo's bingo so everyone knows? You get drunk. One hell of a pie. There's like table standing, cheering, chanting prizes, lots of alcohol. Think of it like a staying relevant stag do. Yeah, exactly that. I'm imagining it's like the darts. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a bit Ali Pali-ish.

7:04So yeah, we are going to be doing that. We're very, very excited. So yeah, we shall see you all there. All details, like I said, are on socials. If you haven't got a ticket, you've missed out. But it is the Summer Social. And we thought rather than just having a staying relevant in-team Summer Social, we would include some of you in that. And a big thank you to Bongo's Bingo as well for helping us put that on. It's going to be very exciting. Bongo's Bingo's. What do we win? What do we win? There are some very good prizes on offer. Yes, there are also some very bad prizes. But that's part of the fun of it.

7:39Is any of it like a slow dance with you? No. A slow, I might just auction Pete off quick. No, it's not an auction. It's Bongo's Bingo. But one of the prizes might be a slow dance with Pete on stage. No. So for all of you, it's on August the 6th. For Sam, it's on August the 7th. Oh, that's after my birthday. Yeah. We can call it my birthday celebration. But we haven't. We've called it Stan Relevant, Bongo's Bingo. But we'll also be celebrating my birthday then. Yes, so we'll be celebrating Sam's birthday there as well. Another reason to celebrate Sam's birthday, and actually where I've been doing my shopping for Sam's birthday, is we have brand new merch.

8:19So keep your eyes peeled on the website because we are going to be kitting you out for summer. And let me give you a little clue. Something a little bit slutty. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something a little bit slutty. Bit slaggy. You know, the old slutty little glasses. we've got some slutty little things for you which is very exciting you dirty little sluts wait ooh no just sort of too far dirty bitches yeah dirty batch all men yeah dirty men you dirty man that sounds weird when you say dirty man is that what the pharmacist said when you asked for the anus arm I think we should get into emails Peter please take it away okay well here we go hey Sam Pete Pippa and team.

9:09I'm intrigued to hear each of your reasons on why you couldn't be Love Islanders. For example, you're not allowed to nap during the day slash you have IBS slash social battery. That's such quite a good one. That's from India. God, hello to the fans in India. Why could you not be on Love Island? Because I'm 38. Age? I think primarily, age is probably the biggest factor. and also I don't want to. I couldn't think of anything worse. I couldn't live with people. I couldn't share a bedroom with people. I don't want to share a bed with someone I'm forced to share a bed with. You sharing a bed with somebody was so good.

9:46I couldn't deal with mundane day-to-day chat and small talk. I don't want to do challenges. Just the whole thing for me is my idea of hell. Pete in a challenge would be so good. There is just multiple – I couldn't deal with the drama. I couldn't think of anything worse. Oh, my God, someone rubbed my leg. Whoa. What do you want from here? Are there any Pete Wicks intricacies that would stop you doing it? I smoke 40 a day is the biggest one. All right. They don't like that. Apparently, you can't drink. Where's Pete? He's having another ****. It just wouldn't fit in with my current attitude on life.

10:32Mine are toenails. You've got claws. Yeah, my toenails aren't great. I don't know if that stops you. Well, yeah, but just I wouldn't want to be on national television with my toenails out. I can't remember the last time I saw someone's feet. They'd be kicking about. Yeah, but you could clip them. No, but they're quite bruised. I've got like bruising. So, okay. So what I've understood this is to why we couldn't be Love Islanders. Mine being that you're not allowed to smoke. I'm too old. Yours are. I've got bruised feet. I've got toenails that I just wouldn't want to be appeared. My posture. Wear socks.

11:08I wouldn't want to see my posture back on TV. So yours are all just aesthetically you won't look good. Well, mate, realistically, if like my friends and family watching. They wouldn't be able to cover the ball patch. Yeah, but that's another huge thing. Mate, but imagine like. Wear a hat and some socks, mate. Mate, friends and family watching. And I'm like, so like, what's your type? Like that would just be so bummer. So you think the main reason that you couldn't go on Love Island is because your feet, your posture and your hair. Yeah. And I'm gassy. Right. Gassy. I wouldn't, I just, it would happen at some point.

11:40I'd get too comfortable. I'd let one go. And I'd be like, all right, that was me. And it just, it wouldn't land. Yeah. And it would just. I would have said for you, one of the main reasons that you couldn't be a Love Islander is because you've got a girlfriend. No, I mean, just like, just like, again, intricacies as to like, right, I wouldn't want to be on Love Island. Okay. I just think I'm past my prime. I've got a hunch. When do you think your prime was? 28. 28. Or 30, maybe. 30 was the prime. Maybe. Right. But that was during the dark period. I love the way we call it. It was through the dark ages.

12:17Yeah, it was through the ice age. Yeah. Well, we sort of let ourselves go. I maybe think you've just come out of the prime. Yeah, so like 32. I think maybe last year was potentially your prime. You know, nation's sweetheart, you're looking good, you know. And, you know, everything that goes up must come down. Yeah, true. 32 then. But I would have been too old as well. But I like the idea of like, there's the little things as to why you couldn't do a thing like that. And I feel like mine, you know. The toenails. Well, yeah, just, you know, just a bit rank, you know. Also like, what about people?

12:50What about you? That constantly on telly, I think. We're getting more and more messages about the crotch grabbing. Yeah. Oh, well just don't look. I don't know what you want me to do about that. You've got three cameras pointed at you and five people. I want to feel comfortable. But the thing is, but look, when I talk, watch what happens. Look, when I talk, they'll all watch me. What you do is wait till you're talking. So then everyone looks at you and then go. I don't know why I do it so much. Well, now you're going bare with it. So we're talking again and now you've gone for the full. No. Ain't a soul.

13:25So there you go, India. That's why. People, wait, people. I bet you there's like, if you had to give one reason. um i get really bad heat rash

13:39in anything above like 25 degrees i get kind of like um hives all over my like chest arms back trying to have a flirt with that would be so bummed out that's such a good one breaking out in hives i mean like so like you know i've always thought me and you have a connection how do you think how long do you think you'd last in there do you think you'd be dumped do you think you'd make it to a final what do you think oh i think i'd probably get dumped i did pretty early on i think i'd be i think i'd be an early exit do you think you'd be sort of the life and soul of the party no i think people find me annoying i think because i would find it really exciting and fun i would then project that onto people and they'd be like god he fucking annoys me and i think i'd be booted out quite fast yeah because the difference with the jungle is they can't vote you out and also as in like the people in there can't vote you out and you get about three weeks before you get voted out anyway whereas on Love Island you get voted out after like three days but the hives is great the heat rash is class yeah and then you cover it in anti-san but then you're kind of got like a white film like a creamy oh the idea of flirting with a white creamy hive is too fucking good with a bit of sweat dipped on top as well yeah Yeah.

14:56Imagine them two. Imagine watching that as a scene. Her cover like that, him with his fucking talons on the fucking thing, just gassing everyone up with his bad posture and his bald spot. We'd have a great time. It'd be like, fucking hell. Do you know what? We'd be a friendship couple. Yeah. For the whole thing. Yeah, we'd be a friendship couple. And we'd get each other through quite a lot. And then we'd literally get to the final. We'd be like, we should probably sort of like part ways now. And then do you know what we'd do? We'd win it as a friendship couple. Oh, yeah. That's how we'd do it.

15:21Yeah. And then how do you think you'd get on with the relationship contract? Brand deal with anti-san. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd have to shave your moustache though. Yeah, thank you. That's another reason. My massive tash, obviously. That's another reason I couldn't go on. It is remarkably dark to that. I've actually got a really good machine for it. Oh, try using it. I also need my 10 ,000 steps. Yeah, just pacing. Yeah, I need my 10 ,000 steps. So I don't know where I'd be able to do that. When's the last time you did 10 ,000 steps? Every day. Every day. Look on your health app. all right why are you calling me out for it because you're bullshitting you know it's because i've been chilling recently well i'll tell you what he probably got he probably got 10 000 sets repeatedly doing candy in his fucking patio garden at the weekend uh from barbecue to water fountain and back again i did 9 800 yesterday actually yeah fucking go on the boy that was in 2025.

16:20Stopping my... Yeah, yeah, nice. All right. Hello. First of all, Pete, we see that grey hair at the front and you are definitely becoming a silver fox. Thank you. Is the grey really... The grey is grey, isn't it? I think in the last episode.

16:43Thanks, Nicole. I just got used to it, you know. You don't see something enough times, you're just used to it. What colour are we at with your hair? This is my just standard hair. Just standard hair. Okay. No grey. No, which is why I'm balding. Apparently you grey early, you keep your hair. You don't grey, you lose your hair. Everyone keeps thinking my hair's had a resurgence. It has. It actually has. The fact that you used to have your hair the way you used to have it now is mental to me. It's wild. It's wild. I saw a picture of me the other day. I look fucked. You look like you live on the street.

17:23Yeah. You'd admit it's, it's, it's, I now just, the thing is I know you just, because you come in stages, right? Like Pete Wick stages. So like you're in just a stage now where you've been in for about a year and a half. And I've just, I'm now so used to who you are now that I forget about who you were. But that, that barnet, like also because you curtain it now you sort of cover the bit that you need to cover with the I don't purposely curtain it it just it's nice it's very nice the way it falls it naturally falls but back Harriet Harriet you've done a fucking phenomenal job she's been telling me for years but yeah thank you I don't mind the grey hair I'm here for the grey hair I'm here for the grey hair I'm alright with it anyway what is the last picture you took on your phone and is it safe to show the relevant to family please.

18:16Thank you for both being amazing. Emoji. Nicole. Luckily, yes, it is safe because mine's a picture of the dogs this morning. Sam's a picture of a fucking barbecue. That basically sums you and I up. Yeah. That is literally something. Name something Sam loved barbecues. Do you know what the one is behind it? it's a screenshot of how to make the perfect tank in Hearts of Iron 4 a game about World War 2 and this is the perfect build for a meta tank you need to have a medium howitzer on it a three man medium turret I bet Nicole's glad she asked this and a different engine you need a 17 engine but that will take you through Poland and beyond

19:09Dobre Yeah, that's my last two photos. Quite varied, the two of them. How to invade Poland at a barbecue. Yeah, whatever floats your boat. Mine's just the dogs being nice. Yeah, I've got a few cat ones as well, but. Well, you know, there you go. I hope that's answered your question, Nicole. Now on to the big ones. Question time. Question time. Oh, we love a question time. And we've started this kind of new thing, which is the who is most likely to. Oh, yes. Send a drunk text. Send a drunk text. Oh, actually, I don't know. That might be me. I think it is you, you know. I get emotional when drunk.

19:53You do get emotional. Pete always sends his nicest messages when he's pissed. Yeah. And then I'll be like, oh, something's out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think maybe it's me. They're not embarrassing drunk. Well, they are. No, no, they're not. They're just nice. They're just nice. I sort of get a bit free flowing with the old fingers when I've had a drink. And you're like, oh, that's nice. I get a bit old tappy. Pete sent something recently to me and Pippa where he was like, we're a dysfunctional family, but a family nonetheless. And I was like, oh, that's nice. That's lovely. Like you do get, yeah, so you're the drunk.

20:22I don't really drunk text. No. I just can't. Yeah, I just don't. I don't ever really message when I'm pissed. Well, you don't. I mean, you don't know what a phone is when you're drunk. Yeah, and I can't see. but yeah I think the drunk text is actually me which is yeah weird but I do I do message sort of random sort of emotional drunk messages lovely though um when you receive one you go oh you treasure that you've probably got a fucking fold yeah you literally just screen grab it print it out uh the the next one be able to build a house I I've got to say I it depends because Sam's been building his house.

21:00I was going to say. For about 10 years, you must have picked up quite a bit there. I know a lot. I think... Physically, maybe not. Yeah, I think I would be working on the house that you've designed. I can see that. I'd be one of your workmen, but I think to physically be able to put the foundation, I think probably me. Yeah. But I think I would just be doing what I was told by the foreman and the foreman would be you. I think we'd make a fucking good team. You reckon? But I know how to do, like a lot of like low bearing walls now. And like, as you say, the foundations and shit, like I could actually do a good, I think a good job now of delegating.

21:38Delegating Pete. I'd be the one mixing the cement and fucking pouring it in and fucking evening everything out. You've had experience with spirit level. You and Pippa balanced it on your head and we managed to get a level. So actually, yeah. We'd be a fucking good build team. So actually for that one, we're going with, we'll do it together. We do it together. All right. All things we do. All right. The next one I think is fairly obvious. Yeah. Become a cult leader. Now, I think we all know the answer to that. I think we're going to have differing opinions. Okay.

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24:26I think it's you. I also think it's me. Oh, right. Okay, fine. Yeah, absolutely. I'm convinced that Pete could. If Pete wanted to. It's 100 % me, yeah. Pete could mobilise. Yeah. If anyone's going to build an army, for all the wrong reasons, it's going to be me. I think if Pete, as of like tomorrow, decided, you know, like, I'm going to mobilize like the animal world into like something and like the strictly viewers and stuff. He was like, I'm going to like mobilize. Do you mean not that I can talk to the animals? No, but like the people who's like got their dog in their Instagram profile and like mum to four paws or something like that in their bio.

25:06And they would, I genuinely think, if you went, right, guys, we're mobilising. We're doing something. I don't know what it is, but we're marching somewhere. I think they would march. I think if I bought some land and decided to set up a new society away from everything else, that I could probably build a community of people. They'd all sit there and be like, so when's the breeding going to happen? Yeah, I think that might be me. I think you could, I don't think you could create a cult. Wouldn't have it in me. But I think you'd join one. Yeah, I'm more of a follower, I think. I don't think I would have the pizzazz to get people in, like, sort of, like, in step.

25:55I don't think it's the pizzazz. I think the problem is that you would change your mind on what you want the cult to be every week. Yeah. So they'd just go, what is this? What are we doing here? Last week, what are we doing now? We haven't got a direction. Yeah, do you know what I mean? What are we marching for? Where I'd make a decision and that would be it till the day I die. Whereas you'd be like, oh, I've had enough now. Should we do something else? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? And they'd be like, what the fuck sort of cult is this? But I do think you could mobilise people. I don't know if I could mobilise.

26:23You could in short spells. Short spell mobilisation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think if you said, let's all do a flash dance, they'd all come. Yeah. But then they'd all go home and never do it again. True, true. Whereas I would change their lives. They'd upheave their entire life, leave their kids, do everything, and just go, no, we're part of the fucking Wix clan. Yeah, and I'm going to go and live on a farm with Pete and the rest of the Peteites. And we're not going to follow laws. Yeah. And, you know, we've built our own society. We're going to breed. Money isn't tender for us. Yeah. You know what I mean?

26:58Like, it would just be a completely new little - We all bring our dogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what it would be. Everyone's just there. We would be like sort of avatars, but for dogs. Yeah. You know, like the film, Avatars, we'd just be a little community of people. and we've got our own way of life and one with nature and that with the dogs. And I don't know, we'd put our dicks to a plant and that. And then you get life force and we've got the mother tree. Put our dicks to a plant and then get some life force is wild terminology. There'd be a mother tree and we'd constantly be under, I bought this land from developers and whatnot.

27:38And then we'd be firing spears at them and stuff. And like, yeah, I think that's more of a me, but you could organise a good flash dance. How many wives would you have? Just the one. Are they allowed to bring spouses and people? Yeah, like if they're happy to like, you know, be part of our lifestyle, then yeah, absolutely. You wouldn't have many dudes though. It'd just be pure 45 and above. Yeah, basically that's what the cult would be, heaven's waiting room. It would be a home. That's what we'd call it. To be honest with you, I want to go now. God, it's so good. I'm setting this shit up. The next one, and you've had recent experience with this, be liked by the in-laws.

28:23Oh, I think we're both good at this. Do you know what? I think we're one for one here. I think the mums, no, actually I don't. It would be me. I was going to say I thought the mums would like, I think I would do better with the dads than you. I think. But I think the mums would find you very sweet. and I think actually, well, I don't know. Maybe the dads would be happy. I'm not a threat to the dads, you see. Do you know what I mean? I'm not taking their little girl away from you. I can't answer this one because I think I do all right with in-laws. I think you do all right with in-laws but for different reasons.

28:56I think their daughters would feel safe with me but I think they would be happy with you because they know they wouldn't go anywhere. And there's no threat. Well, I don't know. I think you've got three. I think, do you know what I mean? I think the dad would sit there and be like, he's not trying to alpha male me. Do you know what I mean? He's just sitting there. He's happy for the food. like he's just come in God I'll tell you what Tony it's good salmon you got there that's what you're getting from me you know I've got it in the eyes when Pete's missus asks her dad for the salt Pete gives her the salt she goes daddy can have the salt and Pete hands it to her and that would be pretty tough for the dad to take I think yeah you said that last that's happened I just want to point out to the son that hasn't happened I don't know maybe Pippa team what do you think because I think that's the toughest one I think we're clear on the rest of them I feel like if you were to go down the speech route, then I'll go with Pete.

29:44If you were to not start doing speeches at the first family dinner, then yeah, I'd say you just both would be. I love a speech and I'm hurt by that. You haven't heard my speeches. Yes, I have. If we consider, yeah, we all have. If we consider Pippa our wife, who do your parents prefer? Oh, our Pippa, please. Yeah, I don't think they've met you. Has my dad met you? I don't know. I don't think he has. Has my mum met you? I don't know. I don't think she has. So I shouldn't have asked that. Yeah, I'll give it to Sam. It's got to be Sam. I don't know. Even if they had met Pete, me and your mum are like that.

30:25I had your mum and dad around the studio when we were doing radio together. You did, you did. Yeah, yeah, I come in on top there. There you go. Well, there's the answer. The in-laws prefer Samuel Robert DeCoursey Thompson. Yeah, do you know what? In-laws is an interesting one, though, I feel like. I think we're done here. Well, thank you so much for listening to Staying Relevant, the bonus episode with me, Sam Thompson, and Pete Wicks. Two very good boyfriends who you should introduce to your parents if you'd like to. We'd love to come meet your parents. But we're not also your boyfriends, so...

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