John Darwin: Up a Creek Without a Paddle

0:04On a cold day in December of 2007, 57-year-old John Darwin turned himself in to a London police station. But he wasn't there to confess to a crime. Instead, he proclaimed something much more bizarre. Darwin said, I think I'm a missing person. Authorities quickly recognized the name. Darwin had already made headlines five years earlier, when one morning in 2002, he had paddled off in a canoe and never returned. After an extensive search, he was presumed dead, leaving behind a grieving wife and two sons. But now, here he was, seemingly unharmed aside from a convenient case of amnesia. Darwin claimed he had no memory of the past seven years, nothing since a family vacation in 2000, two years before he vanished.

0:57Yet somehow, he had learned about his own disappearance, realized the story was about him, and decided to come forward. John called his wife from the police station and gave her the news that he was alive and well. Then he had an emotional reunion with his sons. They released a statement saying that their father's reappearance was a huge shock. All things considered, that was probably an understatement. Their father had essentially come back from the dead. It was virtually a miracle. Almost too good to be true. Soon, doctors were brought in to evaluate Darwin's status after his ordeal. But as they started asking him questions, they realized his answers weren't consistent with what they'd expect from someone experiencing amnesia.

1:46And that was when Darwin's whole story started to fall apart.

1:58This is The Opportunist, an original podcast from Podcast One. You're listening to a story told in one episode called John Darwin Up a Creek Without a Paddle. I'm Sarah James McLaughlin.

2:13In this episode, we dive into the story of John Darwin, a struggling businessman who disappeared in 2002, only to reappear five years later under very mysterious circumstances.

2:42John Darwin was born in the early 50s in Northumberland, England. By all accounts, his family was comfortably middle class. However, John liked to portray himself as having working class roots, perhaps to craft the image of a self-made man. For more context, we spoke with London-based journalist Nick Murray, who wrote a piece about Darwin for Vice. I think the impression that I got from him and from reading up and finding out what I could about him is that he seemed like someone who always kind of had ideas bigger than his station. Where he grew up was kind of quite a working-class area in the part of sort of northern England, but he was from a reasonably middle-classish family.

3:29Darwin attended college in Manchester, where he studied chemistry and biology. But when he returned to his hometown, he reportedly felt that his academic achievements made him stand out, in a way he didn't necessarily like. When he moved back, he said that lots of the people in the local area felt he suffered from inverse snobbery. of people being like, oh, you went away to university and people thought that he thought too highly of himself. It could be that the inverse snobbery was all in Darwin's head. But for whatever reason, it seems he struggled to make and keep friends. And it seemed that he didn't seem to have like sort of particularly strong ties or had quite close friendships in the community.

4:19He would constantly be relocating him and his wife to new houses that would be bigger, that would be flashier. That was more about trying to give off this impression of being someone who was well-to-do rather than someone who would maybe buy a house and would do it up, but would be part of their community, would get on with their neighbours, things like that. Darwin became a schoolteacher, and when he was 23, he married 21-year-old Anne Stevenson, a secretary, on December 22, 1973. His parents helped him and his wife buy their first car and put a deposit down on a house. This helped set the young couple up for a solidly middle-class life.

5:03Not that John liked to acknowledge that. John and Anne soon welcomed two sons, Mark in 1975 and Anthony in 1978. For Anne, her children immediately became her whole world, but it took years for John to really bond with the boys. After teaching math and science for 18 years, John briefly worked as a financial advisor at a bank before switching to work as a guard in a prison. Later, Anne became a receptionist in a doctor's office. They had two salaries to support them, but that wasn't enough for John. He always wanted more. But he also didn't really want to work for it. He was always sort of trying to have these get-rich-quick schemes.

5:50I think as Anne said that he was someone who was always trying to make money too quickly. He promised that he was going to be a millionaire by the time that he was 40 or 50. Any chance that he could, he was always looking out for schemes. So some of his early ones was he enlisted his sons into breeding, I think, African snails to then sell them as escargot to local restaurants. He got his kids to paint garden gnomes to sell at local sort of car boot sales, things like that. He got his son, I think, when he was a young teenager to sign up to those kind of catalogue delivery, like knocking on doors and selling things via catalog.

6:36Aside from his more out-there ideas, John also invested in a more conventional method of making money, real estate. By the year 2000, the couple owned 12 bedsits, or rental properties. Outwardly, John and Anne seemed to be thriving. But the truth was, the small real estate empire John had built was a house of cards constructed with creative accounting. And then he progressed into more standard money-making schemes in terms of trying to take out endless amounts of loans, credit cards, and then use them to try and buy property, which led him a bit into the financial black hole that he ended up in, up to the point where he, yeah, decided to concoct this harebrained scheme of his.

7:26Basically, he was robbing Peter to pay Paul. And soon, as a result, their finances were in serious trouble. The Darwins were in debt. Altogether, they owed at least 65 ,000 pounds. Some accounts put that figure as high as 700 ,000 pounds. Either way, it was a lot of money. A lot more than they could afford to repay. Other than taking out more ill-advised loans to pay off his debt, it seemed like the only option was to declare bankruptcy. It was getting to the stage where he might have to file for bankruptcy, which the reason that he'd said that he couldn't do that was because at the time he worked as a prison officer and that if anyone found out that he was declared bankrupt, then potentially he could be lent on by prisoners, could be blackmailed because they would know that he was in financial difficulty.

8:18but I'm not too sure exactly how true that would be. I know that his wife Anna said in subsequent interviews that he said that he simply couldn't deal with the shame of being bankrupt. Darwin just couldn't bring himself to declare bankruptcy. After all, this was the same man who publicly swore that he'd become a millionaire. Plus, he claimed that he needed to do whatever was necessary to provide financially for his wife. He said the whole reason that he did it was to provide for his wife who had a, I think the term he used was a piddly little pension because she just worked as a secretary in a local GP's office.

9:02You know, everything that I've read and learned about the man, I don't think that he was going into this purely for selfless reasons to try and provide for his wife in retirement. So instead of cutting his losses and starting fresh, Darwin began looking for a more creative escape from his financial troubles. And the plan he devised was nothing short of outrageous. Around 8 a.m. on March 21, 2002, 51-year-old John Darwin set out to sea in a small red canoe. He was wearing a yellow life jacket. Anyone who saw him head out from his seaside home would have thought he was just out for another peaceful morning paddle.

9:47He was someone who was known as an occasional canoer. He lived in a house that overlooked the sea, which sometimes occasionally we spotted going out and about with his canoe. But the morning shifted to afternoon, and afternoon to evening. and there was no sign of Darwin's red canoe on the horizon. He still hadn't come back when his next work shift started that night at 9.30pm. At that point, it seemed clear that something had gone very, very wrong. Darwin's wife, Anne, called the police and officially reported John missing. She called the police, reported him missing and said, you know, I have concerns that he might have got into some trouble when he went out for one of his canoeing trips yesterday.

10:35which then resulted in a massive sea rescue operation that I think cost to the tune of£150 ,000. There were lifeboats sent out, there were helicopters, you know, everything. The search began to find him that very same day at midnight, and no expense was spared while there was still a chance that Darwin could be rescued. Different teams joined forces to calm 62 square miles of coastline and even up to 10 miles out to sea. The effort employed five lifeboats, two Coast Guard rescue teams, a police fixed-wing aircraft with heat-seeking equipment, and teams of police officers. After finding nothing the first night, the search team set out again early the next morning.

11:22But soon, a tragic discovery cast a shadow over the mission. The day after Darwin vanished, his red canoe washed ashore in pieces, along with his paddle and yellow life jacket.

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13:01On March 22, 2002, the battered remains of a red canoe washed ashore near the house of John Darwin, who had last been seen paddling out to sea the day before. His body was never found, but it appeared clear that Darwin had suffered some kind of accident while out at sea. It was a little strange that he had run into trouble because he was an experienced canoeer and the water that day had actually been unseasonably calm. Nonetheless, Ian Darwin seemed to believe that the worst had happened and that she was now a widow. She was so distraught that she couldn't bear to break the news to her sons. Here's a clip of Anne herself from an interview with the British talk show This Morning, back in 2016.

13:49That was an absolute nightmare. I didn't actually tell them personally. Other members of the family did that on my behalf. With the news delivered via a third party, Darwin's death seemed official, at least as far as his family was concerned. Anne considered herself a widow, but because her husband's body wasn't found, there was a little wrinkle when it came to having him legally declared dead. And that needed to happen before Anne could access his sizable life insurance payout. It takes seven years for them to issue some sort of certificate. If there's no body, which then meant that in order for them to get the life insurance to pay out, she had to appeal to the coroners to carry out an inquest.

14:37They sort of dragged their heels on it, then she had to reply all the way to the UK Parliament and the Home Secretary to issue an inquest into it. Anne kept up the pressure for an entire year after her husband went missing. She did everything she possibly could to make it clear that Darwin had passed away. A year after his disappearance, she made a very big sort of song and dance of having a kind of anniversary memorial for him where she scattered petals into the sea on the beach that you could see from their house. A month after her anniversary display, her request for a death certificate was finally granted.

15:26With the paperwork in hand, she was finally able to cash out Darwin's life insurance policy for a cool£250 ,000. It allowed her to pay off their£65 ,000 of debt and their£130 ,000 mortgage, with money to spare. So, in a way, that was a silver lining, though no amount of money could bring her husband back from the dead. But Darwin's ghost seemed to haunt the town. In 2003, one of Darwin's colleagues from the prison swore he saw Darwin out and about. He was so sure that he reported it to the police. But Ann brushed it off as a false alarm, saying the prison guard must have seen Darwin's cousin, who looked just like him.

16:11And later, one of Darwin's tenants was also convinced that they'd seen John. They even had a conversation with him. The tenant asked John, Aren't you supposed to be dead? The man replied, don't tell anyone about this. And for whatever reason, the tenant let it drop. Anne didn't seem worried about the sightings. She started thinking about what to do next, now that she'd paid off debts with money to spare. She traveled to the Mediterranean island of Cyprus in 2004. Then in 2006, she tried out Panama for size and became taken with the country's beautiful tropical scenery and affordable cost of living.

16:53By 2007, she had decided to settle down there and bought a two-bedroom apartment in Panama City. With the help of her son, Anne started planning to move permanently. Arrangements were made to sell her house and rental properties in England. But then, without Anne's knowledge, another wrench was thrown in the works. In September 2007, Anne was on a call at the doctor's office where she worked as a receptionist. She spoke in a whisper, but a co-worker overheard, and something about the tone felt personal. On top of that, the sheer number of calls Anne was making from work raised suspicions. Her colleague began to wonder if she was speaking to her husband, the man everyone believed was dead.

17:42Concerned, the co-worker reported her suspicions to the police, who quietly opened an investigation. Then, just a few months later, in December 2007, it was confirmed that John was indeed alive when he waltzed into a police station in London claiming to have had amnesia for the past five years. But there were a few things that were off about his story. For one thing, John looked like he'd gotten a lot of sun recently. So a massive giveaway was the fact that he He definitely had a reasonably good tan, which would definitely be a giveaway if you're walking into a police station, which I think was in winter in England.

18:25So if he hadn't been wandering the UK, lost and without his memories, then where had he been? And what had he been up to? Furthermore, as doctors questioned him, his answers didn't quite add up. They didn't align with the story he claimed about what happened to him. It didn't go particularly well. Whatever he thought an amnesia sufferer was supposed to say or supposed to look like didn't match at all with the forensic profile that the police checked after interviewing him. Initially, it was this bizarre sort of story, you know, missing person presumed dead, wanders into a police station. You know, this is bizarre.

19:09What on earth is going on? And then the more they interviewed him and spoke to him, they thought, hang on. This doesn't quite sound right. Anne appeared over the moon that her long-lost husband had returned from the dead. But once again, something didn't add up. Police had been quietly investigating her for months. They noted her frequent trips abroad, how she had used the life insurance payout to rebuild her finances, and how she seemed ready to sail off into the sunset. And then the bottom fell out on the whole enterprise. A few days after John's miraculous return, the Daily Mirror ran an article on him.

19:51The British tabloid had found a picture of John online, dated from July 2006, well after his alleged canoeing accident. In the photo, which was posted to www.movetopanama.com, he and Anne are standing next to a real estate agent. Everyone wears a big grin. The Mirror even had the pity headline, Canoes This in Panama? One of the tabloids here in the UK got a tip off of the picture that I'd mentioned of Anne and John standing beside a Panama real estate agent with a timestamp in it from a year previous to when John had appeared in the police station. and I think about three or four years after he was missing.

20:44So then it became clear that, okay, this couple were both in on it. Just like that, John and Anne's story was well and truly blown. Up next, we unpack what really happened when John paddled off in that canoe and the consequences the Darwins faced once the tide finally turned. Now, back to the story. In late 2007, John Darwin presented himself in a London police station after being presumed dead for nearly six years. But his story that he had suffered amnesia after a canoeing accident soon fell apart when a picture was found of him and his wife, Anne, alive and well, shopping for real estate in Panama in 2006.

21:35Once the photo surfaced, Anne acknowledged that the gig was up. Regarding the picture, she said, Yes, that's him. My sons will never forgive me. The Darwin sons were understandably devastated when they learned the truth about their parents, especially since they had been unknowingly dragged into the scheme. They'd initially thought that one of his sons might have been in on the scheme because a lot of the property after John died was transferred into his son's name. So basically they had thought, okay, this whole family are in on the scheme. Then after speaking to their two sons, it became clear that they had no idea.

22:18They were shocked and appalled at what happened. At first, the Darwin sons cut off all contact with both of their parents. They released a brief statement that said, They're as bad as each other. Dad told one nasty lie and disappeared and he said he was dead. But she lied for six years. She was the face of the lies. She kept on lying even when the evidence was so overwhelmingly against her. She dragged us through hell by forcing a court case. The kind of the idea that almost any crime can be forgivable, like the worst thing that you can do is to lie to your kids or to put them through that level of grief and upset.

23:00And like I said, you know, at the end of the day, for what was quite like low stakes, 250 ,000, like it's a lot. But, you know, is it enough to tell like heart wrenching lies like that to your kids and potentially destroy the relationship you have with them? John and Anne Darwin had decided that the money was worth lying to their sons. They went through with their scheme, and for more than five years, they pretty much got away with it. So what really happened after John paddled out in his canoe on that fateful day in March 2002? John gave that question some thought before setting things into motion.

23:45One day he took his canoe out into the sea, paddled out until he was sort of out of sight, then sort of veered went further up land and landed in at a beach and then pushed the canoe and the paddle back out into the water and where where he lives is not too far from a kind of a shipping lane so i think the impression was basically to give to give the impression that he'd floated somewhere out he'd got into some sort of difficulty he perhaps maybe had drowned and then the canoe eventually would wash up ashore, smashed up into tons of tiny pieces, that they could recover that, they could see what had happened there, but they wouldn't obviously find the body.

24:35All of that went according to plan. From there, Anne went up the coast, picked John up, and drove him out into the countryside. She left him with a month's worth of supplies to camp out and lie low while the drama of the search unfolded back home. He'd said that he slept under the canvas with only the rations that he had brought with him for about a month, under which time he grew a beard. Somehow managed to obtain a walking stick and affected a limp as part of his new identity before he could come back. Then, about three weeks after the smashed canoe was found, John quietly returned. turned. He'd grown a beard, adopted a fake limp, and taken on a new identity.

25:22As Carl Finwick, he posed as a tenant in one of the Darwin's rental properties, doubling as a handyman. So essentially, Darwin just put on a flimsy disguise and moved in right next door to his wife. It seemed like she spent a lot of the time while John was living in the flat next door. So there were kind of two adjoining flats, number three and number four, or number four and number five. But they were also connected by some sort of secret passageway. So John could basically sort of scurry between the two and live this sort of concocted life for himself. It might have seemed like a pretty sweet setup, but there were drawbacks as well.

26:11For one thing, the Darwins lived in a state of constant tension. John had to be ready to hide at a moment's notice. Here's Anne from the same morning show speaking about their arrangement during that period. Well, if we didn't have family or friends visiting, then he was mainly in my house. fortunately we had a gravel driveway so if cars approached we could hear them come he's constantly looking out of the window if the doorbell rang i always looked to see who was coming who it was and of course even with his beard and fake limp john couldn't risk going out too much he didn't want to have his cover blown so he was pretty much stuck at home also with john technically out of the picture, all of the work necessary to profit off the scheme fell to Anne.

27:05I would say it was hardly a picture of marital bliss because it seemed like it was mostly him directing her, making sure that she cashed in the life insurance, chasing down various bits of sort of pensions that he was entitled to from the various jobs that he had, and trying to get her to use that to pay off his debts and then steadily sell off the different investment properties that they had. Darwin was also eager to leave the house and travel abroad where he wouldn't be recognized. To do that, he needed a passport. So he's still an identity. Using the birth certificate of a real person, John Jones, who had died young, he secured falsified documentation and flew to Kansas City.

27:53There, he met a woman he had met online. They agreed to invest and land together, but Darwin had another motive. He was also hoping for a romantic connection. When he showed up in Kansas City, however, the woman rejected his advances and the deal went south. So Darwin returned to the UK, 30 ,000 pounds poorer and with a bruised ego. In November 2005, three years after his alleged disappearance, Darwin made another attempt to get away. He flew to Gibraltar, just south of Spain, to check out a 42-foot catamaran. The plan was for him and Anne to spend their days sailing around the world. But he got cold feet.

28:41And then all of a sudden, John got like incredibly particular about certain things and then backed out of it. And I think the sense that he got, this was a guy who kind of, I like the idea of being someone who could sail around the world on a boat, but, you know, when push came to shove, then kind of backed out at the very last minute. Shortly after the catamaran incident, John and Anne started to think about moving to Panama. In addition to the affordable cost of living and the beautiful tropical landscape, there was also the fact that Panama was outside of British legal jurisdiction. It was on a joint trip to Panama in July of 2006 that John and Ann were photographed by a real estate agent, and a mistake that would eventually be their undoing.