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1:04Hello, and welcome to the United Stands. I'm Mark Goldbridge, and this is your latest Manchester United news. We're outside this morning, which is lovely, and we've got lots to talk about. We'll be talking about Chouamini potentially signing a new deal at Real Madrid. Also, what is the latest on Tonali? Michael Carrick's big clear out. Also, we're talking about the manager situation. Some incredible comments about Michael Carrick actually on the overlap. Now, we do work with the AOL app now, but that doesn't mean I have to agree with some of the nonsense I've heard this morning, like Michael Carrick getting the Man United job is a tap in.

1:39Also, Michael Owen saying that Rasmus should be coming back to Manchester United and what meetings are about to take place this week at Manchester United. So lots to get into on the show today. You might see, ask why I'm outside. I made a promise. I made a promise about this slide last summer and the weather beat me and I never did go down the slide. And maybe just maybe if we hit a certain I'm saying if we can hit 2000 likes while we're live, I might run off and go down the slide. If you know, you know, you know, you know. But look, good morning. Hope everybody's here. It's a fantastic day in the UK and I think we should get out more when we get good weather.

2:18So that's why I'm out in the garden. I forgot myself a cup of coffee. But look, let's delve into the news. It is Manchester United news on the United stand. Make sure you smash the like and subscribe. I think that's a little bit off kilter, but there we go. Might be a little bit of that in there. It's still off kilter.

2:39That's better. Okay, let's start off with Tonali, because I know this is the one that everyone wants to talk about. On the show last night, I mentioned that I'd spoken to somebody and they'd said, keep your eye on Tonali. I think we need to keep our eye on Tonali a little bit more because reports coming in this morning from Spain that Chiamini is indispensable to Real Madrid and that they are now looking to give him a new contract. It's a strange story, Chiamini. I'd love to know what your comments are because I feel like, remember in the international break, we had that week of Tonali. And the week before that, we had Bruno Gomez.

3:16And last week we had Chiamini. and it feels like, and I don't know whether it's factual or not, but it does feel like we're being played a little bit because it feels like we get a week of news and then it's like, nah, that's not happening. And with Chiamini, it feels like that's happening here because the strange thing is, you know, you had Andy Missing a couple of months ago talking about Man United interested in La Liga midfielder and you had a lot of people talking about Chiamini last week. It feels a little bit like De Jong and Tonali sort of combined for me. It feels like this is a player that Man United would like are quite happy to be linked to, but it's speculative in the sense that a lot of things would need to happen for this deal to happen.

3:56Now, look, we've seen the brilliance of Casemiro. He's absolutely superb. He's going to leave. You have to replace him. But are United just sort of throwing names out there, saying, hey, you might buy decent midfielders in the summer, should we go and get him? And I think last night, again, we saw, remember yesterday morning, I said about United's message about not overpaying is actually really frustrating because if you watch that footballing heritage last night, I mean, make sure you're on that football tonight. You've got to watch these Champions League games. Incredible. You know, you talk about whether you want Carrick or Enrique or, you know, who United need to sign in this summer and you see the quality of that football that you have being played last night and you sort of like go, hold on a minute, this is what we should be aspiring to be.

4:47This is what Man United need to aspire to be. You know what also stood out to me last night amongst the brilliant football, you know, none of this parking the bus and counterattacking on the front foot, using wingers. Frustrating really, because Man United are a team that's always took risks in my lifetime and always used wingers. And then you're watching PSG and Bayern playing pretty much how Sir Alex Ferguson wanted to play. But United seem to have stepped away from that. We've become a counterattacking team. But the thing that stood out to me last night, and it brings it back to the news this morning about Cermini, potentially signing a new deal at Real Madrid, and we'll talk about Tenali in a moment, is that United obviously put this story out yesterday

5:25about not wanting to overpay, not wanting to overpay, having boundaries. Now, there's the mic drop, right? United didn't want to overpay on Xao Neves and let PSG get Xao Neves and we took a guard take. That's what happens when you don't want to overpay. That's what happens when you don't go and get best in class. that's what happens when you don't pay the 250 grand a week that's what happens when you don't pay the 100 million pounds a week you end up with Agate now I'm not slagging Agate off I actually thought he might be a decent signing but he wasn't best in class he was the B C or D at the time I thought Agate would work and maybe he would have worked maybe he could have worked but the reality is he didn't work we should have been going for people like Chal Neves we went for Agate and And that's what happens when you don't actually, you know, go and get what you should get.

6:16And I think that, you know, we do need to be wary of that is that, you know, you're watching that game last night and you're looking at these teams that go and get best in class. And they're the best in Europe. Some of the best football I've seen in years, actually. This is why you have to go and get the very best. So when I hear about Chiamini, maybe Man United are looking to go and get the best possible replacement. but how viable is it it just feels like the noise coming out of spain this morning is that he's indispensable um they want to give him a new contract and we probably end up having to pivot from that very very quickly because you cannot waste your time on players that you know probably don't want to come and let's be honest if he doesn't want to come then and real madrid don't want to sell it's over the the only way this deal happens because of the level man united are at the moment you've got real madrid here and you've got um manchester united down here the only way a deal like this happens at the moment is if you get a situation whereby chumini has to leave because real madrid want to upgrade that's our only hope if we're being completely honest um a couple of super chats coming in this morning as a number three says would you be happy with us signing caddyoglu tonali stiller scott and leal this summer i think expecting more is giving our board too much credit um i'd be very happy with tonali and stiller and scott's and i'd take leo i mean look mate i'd be happy with tonali stiller and scott's if you give me caddy old blue and leo as well i'd be ecstatic to be honest with you uh because you've got three decent midfielders there in my opinion and andrew wassell says i hope the board watched last night that's what we're competing with next year well we're going to come look basically the overlap has a video out this morning fan debate and one of the things said that giving the job to michael carrick was a tap in.

8:00Now, in all due respect, they probably didn't watch the game last night, but they don't need to watch the game last night. Giving the job to Michael Carrick is not to bloody tap in. It's a risk. It's a back pass when not looking. It might make its way to the goalkeeper. You might play the other player in. It's not a tap in. Absolutely not. And when you look at the quality of football last night, that's what you need to aspire to. But we're nowhere near Arsenal and Man City, let alone PSG and Bayern. But we'll talk about that in a moment because I really want to rip the shit out of that, to be honest with you.

8:30What about Tonali? Right, well, look, I mentioned it last night. I expect this story will come out in the next few days, maybe the next week, because the person I spoke to is obviously very, very well informed. And they just said to me, keep an eye on Tonali. I think that we're almost at a point, incredibly, hypothetically, factually, that we know Anderson's going to go to Manchester City. We know we won't sign Bruno Guamara because of his age. We know that Chumini's probably going to stay at Real Madrid. There is only one player left. It is Tonali. Now, I'm trying to figure out what it is about Man United that doesn't want to do this deal.

9:09Newcastle, Newcastle, I mentioned this a couple of weeks ago, Newcastle are not going to be in Europe. The slim chance they had, they've ruined it, right? They don't know who their manager's going to be. They have literally had a nightmare year. And there's a lot to learn from Newcastle because we could be Newcastle in a year. time, as we know. But there's a lot to learn from Newcastle because if you look at what they did last summer, they spent£120 million on Wizzour and Volta Meda and they're not in Europe. Financially, they've got to play the game and say, you know, we won't sell players for cheap.

9:43But they are in trouble. There's no European football next year. Players want to leave. And obviously, they've got players that aren't very good. There is an opportunity to go to Newcastle and just go that's our offer we want the player and I don't know what it is about Man United that are unwilling to do that at the moment um maybe it is Tonali looking for this move back to Italy that worries some clubs but he ain't going to get that move back to Italy and he and his agent need to figure that one out because I think the United is absolutely perfect and we are not going to replace Casemiro man for man.

10:19It's just not going to happen. So if we do replace Tonali, sorry, if we do replace Casemiro with Tonali, yes, you've got to find those headed goals from somewhere else, but you're not going to get... I heard Harry Maguire talking after the game and he says, I'm good in the air, but Casemiro is on another level. Well, I think Harry Maguire in the air is one of the best players in the world. So if Harry Maguire is saying Casemiro is on another level, we're not going to replace that. We're going to have to replace the goals in a different way. so I think Tenali is absolutely perfect and I just I'm desperate for this person to drop this story that is more than what keep an eye on Tenali because I think it's absolutely perfect for what Man United are looking for and I'm sort of thinking what are we waiting for because as I said about Chau Neves I think this morning is perfect for United fans to get this in their head Chau Neves was a player that we really liked We really wanted Jauneves from Benfica.

11:15We scouted him the eight months before PSG bought him. There was constant stories about Jauneves, Jauneves, Jauneves. Bruno Fernandes was talking about him. Man United did want him. PSG went in with the big books and we got involved in this, you know, deal that helped PSG out by going, yeah, we'll take Agate. It was a George Mendes super deal, wasn't it? And it was the summer where we got Yaro as well. So we probably said to George Mendes, if he can get us Yaro, we'll take Agate as well. And obviously, Jaunevez ends up going to PSG. Well, here we are with that summer representing itself again, aren't we?

11:48We've got this scenario where there's more than Jaunevez in this market. There are so many good midfielders. And there is a meeting this week. That's what I was going to bring in. There is a meeting this week where Michael Carrick and the club are going to sit down and discuss who's leaving the club. I wish we'd have a meeting about who we're actually signing because sell to buy isn't something that's going to help us this summer. We need to buy and then sell. We need to go out and get what we need to get because this Casemiro thing. It's looking good that Bruno Fernandes is going to stay. I mean, that could have been a real problem.

12:28It's looking good that Bruno Fernandes is going to stay, but Casemiro is gone. and obviously the manager debate distracts people, but if the manager was staying next season, if we had Nagelsmann as manager now and we knew he was here next year, we'd all be saying, what about Casemiro? What about Casemiro? What about Casemiro? And for me, that is the big question. What about Casemiro? Because that is a huge player to replace on so many levels. And there's only four players who can replace him. And you know what? I will say this. I think Elliot Anderson will go to Manchester City. But if I'm being honest, if I'm replacing Casamiro, and I'd love to know what you think, if I've got to replace Casamiro, Elliot Anderson isn't the dream signing.

13:12Shock, horror. Elliot Anderson is not the dream signing to replace Casamiro. Chouamini or Tonali is. Because they are 26, Champions League proven, experienced players. anderson has never played in the champions league in three years time will maybe better than both of them but i need players to come in now and replace a player that's performing now uh do you think we'll get rid of rashford and anana it would be horrible to get those players back when we're building something new says anders can i come back to that because there's better stuff to talk about um is tonali really going to get signed if he's had that homesick says robert mccormack you know what that's why i said it robert if tonali is homesick and that's why he won't sign for Manchester United or Arsenal or wants to leave Newcastle.

13:59That's all fine and dandy. But the big issue is you're a£100 million midfielder who is worth£200 ,000 to£250 ,000 a week and there is not a club in Italy that can pay that price. So, you know, ultimately he's a victim of his own success. Newcastle, forget Man United, Newcastle cannot let him go to Italy because he's homesick. They paid£60 million for him. And yeah, it's going to have to be a lot more money than that. Does any player from Man United get into the PSG buy-in team, says Stretford Signal? I was asked this question last night. Hypothetically, I would say Bruno Fernandes. Patrick Lynch, thank you very much for your super chat.

14:42He says, the biggest problem with last night is that you can use it as an argument for an experienced coach, Enrique, or an up-and-coming coach company when the real takeaway should be when you back a coach, you can be great, says Patrick Lynch. um thank you very much uh on that look just on that last night i think that's very important i mean look we've got loads to get into and um how many likes on the video have we got 857 if you want me to go down that slide i'm quite happy to go and warm myself up you want me to go over down that slide and create a moment i'll do it on 2000 likes so look let me bring this in there is quite a bit of transfers that i want to talk about i want to talk about the rashford stuff i want to talk about this clear out meeting um but i took a few notes on this so the the overlap was out this morning the fan debate and the little bit i was interested in was a was about michael carrick and it was paul skulls and gary neville and they were talking to the the fans in the background and um um mccola said it's a tap-in to go for carrick he said that um you know you can't go for world cup managers because july is an important month and um you You know, you could even give it to Carrick as a short-term contract and then see how we are in a year's time.

15:54I mean, look, in fairness, it's probably an opinion somebody you agree with. I think it's absolute horseshit. And, you know, I'd love to have been there to say that is a horseshit opinion because Michael Carrick is not a tapping. Like even Paul Scholes said, I question giving it to Carrick because of, you know, recruitment in the summer, dealing with the Champions League and multiple cups with that style of football, I'd question it. And Gary Neville said, I said four months ago, United need to go for a world-class manager in the summer. Why would have changed that just because United have won a few games?

16:31But this McCullough says, tap in Carrick. You can't go for a World Cup manager because July is too important. And you could even give it Carrick as a short-term thing and see how it goes. Well, I think it's total bullshit, mate, because we're Manchester United. We cannot, Shearer said this, and I said the same thing, so I've got to be consistent. We cannot give Michael Carrick a one-year contract to see how it goes. We're Manchester United. That's just cowardly. That's just not backing your own decision. That's like getting in a relationship with somebody, and they say, are we getting married after six months of a brilliant relationship?

17:07And you go, hmm, I'm not sure whether I want to marry you. Let's just stay together for another year and keep it going how it is. You either commit or you don't. If you've got doubts, you don't do it. If you're confident, you do it. It's the same as saying, well, we can't give the job to Enrique or Nagelsmann or Emery because if they lose their first four games, the press will get on their back. I was about, I'm the owner of Man United. I'm giving the job to Nagelsmann. And if he loses the first four games, I will step up and say, this is the guy I'm going to stick with for the next three years.

17:43So you can like it or lump it. Oh, actually, so Jim Radcliffe did that, didn't he? And then three months later, stabbed that manager in the back listening to Wilcox. So, you know, ultimately, you either give it to Carrick or you don't give it to Carrick. You do not give him a one year contract. That is absolute shit. And I'd stick up for Carrick on that. You cannot give him a one year contract. That is weak ownership. That is a weak board. And what message does that send out? Oh, you know, flip it, right? If you give Carrick a year and then he finishes sixth, I will get rid of him. Oh, so we can afford to finish sixth next year.

18:19We have to get better. We have to go on. this is next season is not about oh let's try again and see what happens um this season is about next season is about going to the next level and that's what the manager needs to be so if you give it to Carrick you give it to him for three years you do not give him a one-year deal and you know I was listening to it and you got this guy saying it's a tap-in to give it to Carrick but then he's talking about a one-year deal well it's not a fucking tap-in then is it if you are good if you're saying it's a tapping to give it to Carrick why aren't you giving him a five-year deal don't say it's a bloody tapping and then say oh I'd give him a one-year deal because that shows the doubt in your mind absolutely and also you can't give it to a world cup manager because January is really important we've got big pre-season games and hello most of our big players won't be in the fucking team until August so you're telling me that we won't give it to a World Cup manager for the sake of three weeks.

19:18And it won't even be three weeks. The World Cup final is in the middle of July. A Germany getting to the World Cup final? A USA getting to the World Cup final? We're talking Nagelsmann and Pochettino, if we're being honest. So the World Cup final is the middle of July. Even if you win it, which is unlikely with those two teams, and you go on to piss for a couple of days, a couple of weeks holiday, you're back August 1st.

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20:26You can send whoever you bloody well like. This whole, we don't need a World Cup manager, it's just somebody somewhere manipulating morons. Louis van Gaal was our manager after a World Cup. other managers will take jobs at other clubs after the world cup don't fall into the trap of well and actually i think i wrote it down i think i think they all discussed it on the overlap there's no outstanding candidates so maybe carrick is stability oh my god there's no outstanding candidates um let me just think about this so um you've got nagelsman we'll come back to him. You've got Pochettino, you've got Emery, you've got Iriola, you've got Xabi Alonso, you've got Conte.

21:15They're all managed. It annoys me so much. It annoys me so much that we're talking like there are no outstanding candidates for the job. Chelsea have literally got a short list already of Marco Silva, Iriola, Xabi Alonso and Conte in the space of a week. do not fall do not do not well do what you like but do not tell me that we have to give it to because there's no other candidates that is the most cowardly um cowardly nonsense approach i've ever heard because there are always options in the shop even if they're in somebody else's shopping basket you can still make them an offer so there are always there are always options in the shop and it and it seems to me you know when i hear their tapping thing it's almost like are you speaking for the club or are you just not intelligent enough to figure out that there are always options in the shop you don't give a manager short-term contract contracts and you can take on a world cup manager you can but look listening there was other things said um i i have to disagree with this as well so they were talking about narglesman and they were talking about Nagelsmann's career and Paul Scholl said to Gary Nebel, well, we'd win the league at Bayern Munich.

22:35I mean, you wouldn't. You definitely wouldn't. I mean, I've been watching the Bundesliga a lot this year and Bayern Munich are a fantastic team, but even in the last three years, they've not won the league every year. Leverkusen won it one year. Dortmund should have won it another. Bayern Munich may well win the Champions League. so they're a bloody good team by Munich. Obviously, they're always favourites and they are what Man United should be in the Premier League. But so to dismiss Nagelsmann's career, I think anybody who says anybody can win the league at Bayern Munich doesn't understand Nagelsmann's career.

23:11Nagelsmann's career is taking relegation Hoffenheim into the Champions League. Nagelsmann's career is taking RB Leipzig to Champions League semifinals and finishing second in the Bundesliga whilst producing young talent. And Nagelsen's career is playing fantastic football. He is an established coach. I do not understand the criticism or, oh, he's just another Amrind. You know, go and do your homework on that. But I think that the big things for me are still that, and this really stood out to me because both Scholes and Neville said this. they said with Michael Carrick it wouldn't surprise them because he's a classy guy if he said I've done my bit I shouldn't be the guy to take the job and and this really stood out to me I'll come to your comments in a minute but obviously Paul Scholes and Gary Neville know Michael Carrick and they've played with Michael Carrick and they've said it wouldn't surprise me knowing what Michael Carrick's like because he's a classy guy if he said I've just brought stability I'm not the guy to take it to the next level.

24:17So Michael Carrick himself might say, this is not the right job for me at this time, because he can probably go and take the Bournemouth job. He can probably get the Bristol Palace job. He can probably get the full of the job. I personally don't know Michael Carrick. I think that's nonsense. I think if he's got a sniff of the Man United job, he's going to go, I'm going to take it. And I don't blame him for that. But they were saying, look, Carrick, it wouldn't surprise me if at the end of the season, he just went, you know what, this is a big job it's probably not the right job for me next season um i'll i'll move away now and take something you know that's probably more suitable for me let's not forget he is a sacked middlesbrough coach he doesn't have he's not he's not a big manager isn't he's not a big experienced manager so look the debate rages on and um what made me feel better about that is that you know there are still people out there who are like myself not convinced it's the right thing to do and and and you know there's nobody nobody's going to convince me that it's the right thing to do just because we could give him a one-year contract and we and there's nobody else in the market that that you know just just just just to just to clarify that before i i move on and get some into your comments and talk about something else we're on 1500 likes by the way 500 more and we're going down the slide imagine imagine Oli imagine Oli Gunnar Solskjaer was in charge right and he'd have these same results and everybody said yeah give it to Oli again because there's nobody else in the market and we can just give him a short term contract you wouldn't do it you'd be like we can't do this again we can't do this again we can't give it to Oli again because we saw what happened last time and he's had good results and thank you very much but it's time to move on and let's get a world class manager in and move on so why are we why why why we why this is nothing to do with michael carrick why are we saying there's nobody else in the market um and you know let's just give him a try i i find that i find that really really strange um tanani belaber is my preference is of the red seven uh both not going to the world cup can get it done in june as well also i don't want carrick but nagelsman is pony please not him you've made two bad comments there i'm gonna move on belaber's shit and you've got no idea about Nagelsmann.

26:32Sorry, up the Reds. Dazo Bear says, we should go for Unai Emery, but we're never linked. Costs money, Dazo. It costs money. That's why we won't go near it, unfortunately. Ginger Red, 6877, says, you can read them like a book, open it and read it. Cheap, cheap, cheap. Guy says, Carrick is not a tap-in and a risk, but so, Carrick is not a tap-in and a risk, but so is Vincent Company for buy-in. He also didn't have a track record. quality players would change all, says Guy. Okay, okay. Some people might agree with you on that one. Vincent Kompany obliterated the championship with brilliant football at Burnley and another season in the Premier League where he stuck to his roots and got relegated.

27:17Don't compare Vincent Kompany to Michael Carrick because the differences are he got promoted with Burnley playing good football, he got relegated with Burnley playing good football and throughout the whole time he stuck to his principles on good football. We are playing park the bus counter-attack. At half-time against Brentford on Monday, 2-0 up, we brought an extra defender on and parked the bus. You can't say Michael Carrick is the next pet or the next Vincent Company on no evidence. Your only evidence is he's an ex-player who is starting out in the game. Don't disrespect Vincent Company by saying there are similarities with Michael Carrick because we haven't seen that style of play.

27:55Vincent Company, as much as he's an ex-City player etc and i wish he'd fail i mean i don't really actually i would i would if he was at man city he's got an identity he has an identity again this is just crap crap um arguments you can't say carrick's like vincent company because he used to play for man united and he used to play for man city and they're both starting out like there's evidence that vincent company has a style of play and that you know buying munich wouldn't look at carrick and go have the job would they they wouldn't look at Carrick and go you got sacked by Middlesbrough playing not a great brand of football you've won a few games at Man United not playing a great brand of football come and manage by Munich they went for Vincent Kompany because they looked at his style of play and went with better players he's probably going to be a really good coach is Luis Enrique or any quality manager comes to United half our squad will retire today last game is an eye-opener for many teams not just as Stretford last night as Stretford Signal Thank you very much.

28:56Emily Derry says, why wasn't this clear out meeting held months ago and the corresponding who we are bringing in meeting? If you're going to insist on board-led recruitment, then the manager doesn't really matter, says Emily. How often do you personally use that slide, Mark? There's one in to wonder. I've never used that slide, I don't think. And I'm a bit worried about using it today because I've got grey jeans on. Zone United says, Carrick is basically Southgate, just more likeable. Phineas wanted that since they came in, and now they've bought in Holland, but with a familiar front face. So what you're basically saying is we've just got Carrick, we've just got Southgate in a different guise, and they've literally bought his assistant coaching.

29:34Scary thought. There's a talk of a 30 million Hackney bid if Carrick stays. This is everything carpy. So we're after Hayden Hackney at Middlesbrough, and we're after Morgan Rodgers, who used to play for Carrick at Middlesbrough. Any other good Middlesbrough players we can go for? um Kane is coming says Grand Prairie oh my bloody hell I'd love I'd love Harry Kane at Manchester United uh would you buy Mallon who's in Roma for 25 million to be a winger and second striker he's in good form it didn't really work our game up did it at Villa I don't think that we would do that uh of the red seven says I'm back again Tonali Belaber is my preferred preference both go I know I've done that one so bad I read it twice in hindsight wasn't it weird to replace Sir Alex with a mid-table coach rather than someone like Mourinho, Guardiola or Antelotti.

30:21I mean, we're not going to go down memory lane, mate, but we're only 200 likes away from 2 ,000 likes. And then I go down the slide, by the way. The appointment of boys after Sir Alex was terrible. Onwards, we move. So Man United, numerous sources are talking that there's going to be a meeting this week about transfers, but only about clear out. I agree with Emily about this. I sort of like go, I mean, Carrick's big clear out, Wilcox's big clear out, Berada, Wilcox and Carrick's clear out. How many people are sat around the desk? I mean, I would say if they're having that meeting at two o 'clock today about who's leaving Man United and their clear out, get me up there in an Uber and you'll be finished by five past two because the Man United clear out meeting is a piece of piss.

31:11I can tell you what's going to happen in that clear out meeting. it's going to be Agate, Xerxi, Malassia and then Rashford, Rasmus and Losancho's already gone and Casemiro's already gone. That's it. Meeting over. Let's go and enjoy the sun. Let's go and have a pint, Michael and talk about why you should take the Fulham job. That's the end of the meeting. I mean, Man United's big clear-out meeting. I mean, you're not going to clear out anything. You never get rid of players that you should get rid of. You'll get rid of Xerxi because he barely plays and he got mugged off. I mean, Joshua Zerksy got mugged off in January.

31:46And, you know, no one ever puts those clips out. I said in January, Zerksy should go if he wants to play in the World Cup. And everyone was like, no, let's keep him around. He's a good player to have. And I was like, we don't play enough games. He's a good player to have one game every couple of weeks. He won't even get 10 minutes. And he never does. I don't know why Zerksy stayed. I don't know why he bothered. He got absolutely mugged. because when we don't play sesco we put emberma up front we never pick him he never gets used he's got absolutely no future and you could see that in january and he's basically blown his chance of going to the world cup at 23 by listening to man united saying you're you're an important part of the squad he got absolutely mugged off and um so he's going agate i genuinely think Carrick would pick himself if he could instead of using Agate um so he's going Malassia I think they put on the bench just to fill the bench because he's he's he's no good um Casemiro's leaving we're trying to sell Rashford which we'll talk about in a minute and and and you know Michael Owen says bring Rasmus back I don't I like Rasmus and I actually don't really listen to Michael very often but i saw this quote saying you know a striker's about service and i reckon hoyland could come back and do quite good it's not a terrible take but you know we're all intelligent people hopefully you know the minute he misses a sitter everybody who doesn't like rasmus including the press will be like he's a load of crap but the story has been told with him unfortunately and there's a good offer on the table for Napoli so we should take it Is 80s football very different to 2000s football?

33:30says Robert Not at the moment unless you're watching games like last night Loads of people watching this morning please do share the video We've only got 40 likes and I'm going down the slide I should have put different trousers on In hindsight, wasn't it weird? I've done that one, thank you very much Will you talk about Inanna? um probably probably uh yeah probably um but yeah that that big meeting on the clear out it's not going to last very long is it it seriously won't last very long because who who else are the i mean we we had back we had that clear out meeting in less than two minutes

34:15i should have timed it it was less than two minutes um bang united's big clear out meeting yeah it's not a big clear out is it sirxi ogarte rasmus rashford malasia that's it who else are we gonna i mean look someone said in the chat who well what how would you make the meeting longer you make the meeting longer by saying things that are going to cause a debate so I'd say I want a new right back we need to sell Delo or Masraoui and I know who I'd sell because I know who we'll get more money for is Delo and then someone in the chat room would go well I wouldn't sell Delo he's a good lad and he works hard and I'd say he is a good lad and he does work hard and I do like him but this is Manchester United and he's had his chance he's had five years here is he one of the top right backs in the league no has he ever been no why is he here then i like the low he has a great attitude and you know he seems like a nice guy is he in the top five right backs in the league no has he ever been no why is he still here and then and so jim madliff will go and what he's talking sense and i go yeah i've got more sense as well i've got a lot more sense luke short but you can't get rid of him well he's not even in the top 10 left backs in the league and what if he's only been staying fit for the world cup get rid of him anymore um yeah give me a minute i'm trying to think well i would have moved maguire on but you've already given him a contract so that's that we'll leave that for another year um definitely the low definitely luke short we need fullbacks i mean i'm gonna say a controversial thing i need a bit of miracle here i'm not harry potter but is there anything we can do with mason mount because he ain't part of my plans he's on 250 grand a week he's an imposter in that number seven shirt again i like the lad it's not his fault it's not even your fault sir jim it's the perhaps he bought him before but we've got to get rid of it it's a million pounds a month though there is a prick up then it's a million pounds a month we could save so i'm not going to go matt the end has got to go as well yeah the end has got to go i don't count back up goalkeepers it's like saying tom heaton i don't count back up goalkeepers um but you know it's not it's not a mass clear out, Maguire's staying so I can't get rid of him, that Deleuze, Shaw and Mount, why are they here?

36:37We're not a charity. There's no future in those three players. We just, this is what I mean. We have a big old debate whether Carrick should get the job. We'll have a big old debate about the midfield. And we'll have a big old debate about Xerxes. But we all just go, Shaw, Deleuze and Mount, yeah, well they won't get rid of him, leave them. No! That's what a meeting like this should be all about. We're Manchester United. we should be looking at those sort of things um okay i think we've done this i am gonna come back i've had 2 000 likes right i have i have i have hit 2 000 likes get ready for this um we are going to talk about rashford and anana we'll do that next right wish me luck

37:20i wonder how much the audio will uh hold up on this i don't want to do my coat up Okay. Bit of a stretch. Here we go.

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38:47That's, uh, he's got safe on his house. it's um it genuinely wouldn't fit the slide was about that wide it's a kid's slide and uh i haven't even got a big big big ass and uh it it wouldn't go down there's not a lot actually i should have planned it because that looks wide to me trust me you're only gonna get on down that i don't know no somebody said you should have just forced it might have been stuck i had to call the fire brigade like it wasn't even like flesh it was the hip bones that the hip bones wouldn't go down there we go um okay let's carry on so i mean some of this is a little bit repetitive we've got ben jacobs on the show today at one o 'clock by the way uh he can't do thursday so he's doing it today so we should be able to ask him about tonali and chumini and you know all sorts um somebody in the chat's just said something i'm not going to ignore it do you think we could get enrique what i would say about enrique is is and i've told this story i told this story a couple of years ago so if you've been part of the united stand for this long you might remember this story vaguely so one christmas i really wanted an amiga 500 plus um you gotta be from the 90s to know so you used to have games consoles like the sega mega drive and the super nintendo but some people had computer consoles i think you still have them now pcs and there were certain games that were just brilliant on pcs and were crap on the mega drive so sensible world of soccer championship manager these were all on computer game uh you know like proper computers like and and i wanted an amica 500 plus and um we weren't particularly that well off when we were growing up i'd say we were definitely working class as a lot of people were in the 80s and 90s um and i've been told you won't get one for christmas you know we can't afford it you're not going to get one for christmas And that was something that, you know, many, many of us grow up with and some kids today grow up with.

41:10And that can be quite character building when, you know, you're told you can't have things. But then the week before Christmas, I was just going, I really want an Amiga. And I think my mum or somebody said, well, you never know. You never know what Santa's going to bring. I mean, I was about 13. I was like, well, he ain't going to bring me anything. Anyway, we'll leave that. But it did make me think you never know. and all week I was thinking, you never know, magic can happen. And I woke up on Christmas Day morning and I didn't have one. And I thought, you know what, fair play for making me think I might get one and making it feel a bit special, but I didn't bloody get one.

41:53And I do feel a little bit like that about Enrique or Nagelsmann in the sense that it would be a dream to get a manager like that and it is still possible until it's not possible. but do dreams come true with man united you know it's a little bit like the midfield isn't it you know um there was a point in the game last night where i was trying to figure out what's better for enrique to say he wants to leave psg but you know i wouldn't pay for enrique anyway the thing about enrique is i'm 20 million pounds a year at um psg now even if he said i want to come to man united my prediction is if he said i'll come to you for 22 million a year united would say no because it's too expensive i think united would snub enrique because of his wage which is incredible but i think that they i think that they would um nag was going to be a lot cheaper um but

42:55what i was going to talk about is yeah but i still do hold hope i still hold hope that Carrick might say it's not for me at the moment and United go and get an experienced coach. I'd love that to happen. I think it'd be great for everybody. The Amiga story. Here we go. You're like my grant, says Nick. Hey, 5 ,000 likes and he'll climb the tree, says Robert McCormack. What tree? That one. That one. I wouldn't even reach the first branch, mate. I'll do. You know what? Tomorrow I'll do some key. I'll do some key books on the hill here. we'll see we'll count how many kick-ups i can do there we go we'll just while the weather's good we'll do the morning show out here and we'll just do challenges like and then on friday i could see how many press-ups i can do on the grass um somebody says you could have a naked picnic yeah we're not doing that i don't think gary's gonna be happy about that is he um anyway thank you robert uh chav has been a member for 40 months thank you very much for being a member mate and getting your badge in some exciting stuff coming up about that slays he says tronzo hired an unknown young manager he lost his first five fans wanted him sacked but the board backed him and signed the players he wanted he got third this season they lead with 19 points from seven games i can already see the headlines new left winger signed is rashford holding up the new kit says stefano and andy atherton says let's be honest mark it doesn't matter which manager we appoint with our current owners jose failed van hall failed and carrick will fail i mean it's a fair point funnily enough it's quite ironic because when amram got sacked i sat and did a video here didn't i in in january in the cold saying no way back um thank you very much for that okay just just just on and on and rashford very quickly because i know beth mentioned them yesterday with rashford i did a little bit of research on this last night with rashford i think the story is he wants to stay at Barcelona and will take a pay cut and there's a deal there for him to stay at Barcelona and his wages are sorted the issue is Barcelona don't want to give us 25 million they feel they've got a player that they want to keep and they can afford the wages and they've done the deal but they don't want to pay Man United 25 million they want him on loan for another year so Man United are saying no so it looks like the issue is Barcelona and Man United well who's going a win on that who who wins there um it could drag on all summer and barcelona get their way um i think united just i understand united saying look 25 million pounds for marcus rashford is a bargain but it's only a bargain if someone's willing to pay it and also it's where the player wants to be so i i just i don't know i think it's gonna run and run because united can't just loan him out at the start of the summer so i think he's just gonna run and run but i think i think rashford does want to go and stay there which you can't blame him and uh united are on a bit of a sticky wicket really as with it as for inana very different situation um you know we're fortunate in a way that Rashford's done well at Barcelona.

46:13He likes it there and he wants to stay there. Rasmus has done well at Napoli. They want to keep him. He wants to stay there. We get 40 million. So fair play to Rasmus and Rashford. They've actually gone and done well. With Inanna, his wage is huge and it's 100 grand and he needs to...

46:36Sorry, the garden goes massively up that way. I mean, you can barely see the house. I don't know whether that's my wife walking across the garden or it might be a bird, like a seagull. That side, it's so big. I'm joking. It's literally 10 meters away. But yeah, I think with Inanna, the biggest issue with Inanna is that he's on good money, 100 grand.

47:12and he won't get that anywhere else. He's got two years left on his contract and he's going to get a pay rise with the Champions League. So he's going to go up to about 125 grand a week. I said this, we discussed this a couple of months ago. How do you get rid of it? United are more than happy to say, you know, let's go back to that clear out meeting, right? Never even mentioned an honour. We're getting rid of an honour. I'm in the meeting again, representing you. How are you going to do that one, Jason? Well, he's just not staying. He's not good enough. Yeah, you didn't listen, did you? How are you getting rid of him?

47:45Oh, just selling. Who's going to buy him? Someone will buy him. No, they won't. No one's going to give you money for a player and wages for that player. You're going to loan him, mate, and you're going to pay off his wages. Next. Well, I'm not happy about that. Well, smoke it, Sir Jim. He's going on loan. Nobody wants him here. We can't keep him here. He's going on loan and we're paying half his wages because nobody's going to sign him. No one's going to pay him his wages and no one's going to sign him. He is going to be here this summer and probably next summer. And you're going to be loaning him out twice.

48:21That's what's going to happen. When will you be on the overlap mark? Any clues? Says Max. I'm ready to go, man. Let's do it. It's not me stopping it. How often does the sun shine in England? Says Grand Prairie. um i've described the manchester united sorry i've given the hint away now um i'd describe the uk weather very much like manchester united on its day it can be a bfa it can be la you know it can be beautiful but then it can be the middle of june you need good weather and it can be pissing it down and windy it's just inconsistent the uk weather is like man united inconsistent on our day it's it's it's amazing boiling up blue skies you won't want to be anywhere else and then on another day in the summer you'll be like this is crap and it'll be like that two weeks um if rashford comes back does cuny have to get in his number back right you see this is great from rafa who's been a member for 10 months Rashford doesn't come back he doesn't come back he wouldn't get his shirt back it's a great point Rashford won't come back um I'll tell you what it's an absolutely fantastic show this morning let me know in the comments if you want me to do more outside shows because I've actually quite enjoyed it it's quite nice getting a bit of air uh I mean I wouldn't do if it was raining it would be horrible but um I've actually quite enjoyed it and a little bit of exercise down the slide as well um it's funny actually because behind the slide you can't see them but there's one of those you know the bars whatever they call them we should do how how long i can hold uh how many pull-ups i can do because that that'll last that'll last shorter and you know it's clear out meeting um jay says off topic but in australia can see the latest bundles league of live footage video don't think i'm meant to be able to says j cfc okay i'll take a look at that thank you so much telling me that by the way i'll go and check that because it didn't wasn't doing that on friday um thank you very much for watching stay safe and i will speak to you uh we've got ben jacobs at one and i'm on at seven tonight because we've got another champions league game so both the two o 'clock and the eight o 'clock show are an hour earlier today 7600 watching absolute legends great show I'll speak to you in a bit how do I end this stream

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