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26 Sep 2025 · 25m · 9 chapters

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Jack’s Encyclopaedia: Ballon d'Or winners, Spaniards, and Europa League managers

In short

“Jack’s Encyclopaedia” Football Ramble game-show rounds. It covers: Ballon d’Or winners since 1990; Liverpool’s 2016 Europa League final squad vs Sevilla; Premier League clubs with the most clean sheets in history; every Spanish player to appear in the Premier League this season; and every manager to feature in a Europa League final since 2010.

Guests/backgrounds

No named guests; it’s a panel game with Max Rushton (host/producer mentioned), and regulars Marcus Speller, Luke Moore, and Pete Donaldson (Games Master). “Jack’s Encyclopaedia” is the segment name.

Key claims

Luke Moore unifies the “belts” by correctly naming Raphael Benítez as the Europa League final manager; Marcus wins the Ballon d’Or and Spanish-player rounds via specific answers.

Notable examples

Ballon d’Or picks include Michael Owen (2001), Cristiano Ronaldo, Luka Modrić, Fabio Cannavaro, Zinedine Zidane, Andrei Shevchenko, Ronaldo Nazário (1997/2002), and Romário (speculated). Liverpool 2016 final answers include Simon Mignolet, Jordan Henderson, Roberto Firmino, Joel Matip, and Nathaniel Clyne. Spanish-player round includes Rodri, David Raya, Mikel Moreno, and “Hermoso” (Pau/Jesús). Clean-sheet clubs named include Man United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Newcastle, Bolton, Spurs, Southampton, Chelsea, and West Ham. Europa League managers named include Unai Emery, Jürgen Klopp, Diego Simeone, José Mourinho, and Lewis Enrique.

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Chapters

3:05

Jack's Encyclopedia Begins

Discussion about the game segment Jack's Encyclopedia with playful banter.

“It's Torres to give Chelsea a place in the Champions League.”
4:28

Competition Dynamics

The hosts engage in friendly competition while discussing soccer knowledge.

“It's not affecting the economy because they still get paid and they'll spend that money in the pub afterwards.”
6:16

Ballon d'Or Winners Discussion

Hosts take turns naming every male Ballon d'Or winner since 1990.

“Well, the Luke Nation is currently the MyBidiant champion after beating Vish last week.”
10:25

Analyzing Liverpool's Europa League Final

Discussion of Liverpool's lineup in the 2016 Europa League final against Sevilla.

14:00

Recalling Liverpool Players

Discussion about Liverpool players from a specific season and personal memories associated with them.

16:52

Premier League Clean Sheets

Participants guess the top teams with the most clean sheets in Premier League history.

“Join me, Max Rushton and our expert team of soccer journalists every day of the tournament.”
21:14

Spanish Players in the Premier League

Discussion and guessing game about Spanish players who appeared in the Premier League this season.

“Well, it said Torres in the thing, so I just thought I'd give it a go.”
26:44

Managers in Europa League Finals

Participants name managers who have featured in Europa League finals since 2010.

28:00

Weekend Plans and Celebrations

The hosts discuss their weekend plans and celebrate achievements humorously.

“What was the one that was a fruity tropical drink?”
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3:04The top 20 oldest players to play in this season's Premier League. James Milner. Yeah, I've got to be. OK, Jim. Oh, you got for us. Old fellas. Who looks creaky? It's Torres to give Chelsea a place in the Champions League. Oh, Captain fucking Tom.

3:27Dean Sniffle also says we're an encyclopedia of football. A what? An encyclopedia of football. I don't know what that means. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Football Ramble. It's time for Jack's Encyclopedia. I'm Marcus Speller. I'm Luke Moore. And I'm Pete Donaldson.

4:00It's Friday afternoon, everybody. It's that time where we compete. Over to you, Games Master Pete Donaldson. Yeah, I like being part of people's Friday afternoons. Yeah, I love the idea that we're making a massive contribution into people, hopefully, in offices around the country and hopefully even around the world. Getting ready for the weekend. Getting out of work. Yeah. Pretending to work, perhaps even putting the old cabled headphone up their sleeve, leaning on their ear and listening to Jack's Encyclopedia or my BDR on the Football Ramble instead of doing the work they're paid to do. Or on a train home with a can.

4:29It's not affecting the economy because they still get paid and they'll spend that money in the pub afterwards. Good point. Yes, this is another round of Jack's Encyclopedia. I'm Mr. Referee today. The rest of you two will square off against one another. If you don't know the rules, it's really simple. It's a game of categories. I'll give you a category, then we will go around each of you to see if you can give me a valid answer. If you go too slow, you'll be hearing Gary Nibble's orgasm, which will leave you seven seconds to get involved. Marcus! Yes. You are currently the lineal champion of Jackson Cyclopedia.

4:58Does that matter in the grand scheme of things? I hope so. Right. I'd forgotten about it. If you go for five matches, are you going to cut your hair? I'll cut my hair and change my name. We all just want to be big rock stars. I want that belt bad. yeah the difference between me and some of the other slugs on this show is I'll go out there and say I want it he's got Oasis energy about it the Luke Nation want me to want it and I do want it he wants it all as the proud owner of a Bamboo Labs A1 3D printer I am considering modelling and printing out printing out a belt that'd be brilliant I'd need two belts though wouldn't I I'd need my biddy aunt and Jackson Sanpidio and they'd have to be exactly the same size because they'd have to be equally respected one size fits all exactly well I'm channeling Davy Crockett vibes because I'm going to be defending the Alamo you're not outnumbered it's one versus one you've got a whole nation Luke is going to be the Ozzy Osbourne and he's going to piss on it although I want to I want to say I'd like to have a different fate to what David Crockett had at the Alamo that Ozzy Osbourne accidentally pissed on I believe so wasn't it I think it was I've seen the Alamo Marcus is bitter about the Luke Nation because he tried to build up a kind of Marcus Mount Tim Henman type vibe that was a very different time whereas I think you'll find the Marcus Kingdom and it is a kingdom will win will be happy to defend us.

6:11We'll take on the kingdom, no worries. We're revolutionaries. Why don't you try and overthrow us, the nation. Spell the kingdom. Well, the Luke Nation is currently the MyBidiant champion after beating Vish last week. It's a different competition, but you're bringing European form into a cup competition. Let's get it right. I obliterated Vish last week. He did look very scarce. I obliterated him. But Luke will be unifying the belts if he wins today. So, heads on. I'm going to see your screen. I'm going to see your screen, mate. I'm just saying, be honest about it. I don't want to look at it. All right, fine.

6:39I don't want to look at it. I want to win but I want to win fair I've wrote it in Northeastern words I can't see the detail but I can see the format of the document which I've seen before when I've posted so I knew what it was I see also you've got a reflection in your glasses take them off it's an erotic poem I'm writing how dare you you're like Kim Kardashian playing poker and that mirrored shirt you're wearing it's a smock we talked about that earlier it's a smock right looky more apparently belts are important apparently being lineal champions important I'm going to start with you I'm the challenger you're the challenger sure you don't want to start with a champion give him a little edge a challenger look at him I'll stop no scratch that mind games I want it mind games mind games bruv Lucas yeah every male winner of the Ballon d 'Or since 1990 oh that's a nice one since 1990 1990 plenty of room plenty of room 23 of the fuckers I'm just going to go for one that I know Marcus will want to get so I'll go for Michael Owen that's a nice start it's a nice start isn't it 2001.

7:40Good year for everyone. Lionel Messi. Yeah, he may have bobbed that competition. Well, I might as well go for Ronaldo then. Cristiano Ronaldo. Yes, he's won it less five times. Go for Luka Modric. Good one. Oh, I like it. 2018. Fabio Cannavaro. Well played. Beautiful boy. Kakar. Yes. 2007. I actually know who won it in 1990 and it was Luther Matthias Luther Matthias Luther Matthias from the Lotharian church

8:21there's a lot of names here and I'm thinking there was that FIFA Player of the Year award and then the Ballon d 'Or I'm pretty sure though Ronaldinho won it yeah he has 2005 that's some lovely names in here well Usman Dembola we haven't said yeah a good one literally last week a good one I'm quite sure oh or am I what have you got for us Marcus this is the frustrating thing that bloody FIFA I think George Weyer won it 99 it's 90 yeah he did I don't hate that naughty noise of yours 1995 I wouldn't have to bolster against that. A risky one, isn't it? I'll go Zinedine Zidane. He must have won. Surely.

9:1398. Yeah. Getting low now. How many are left? How many are left? Because of Ronaldo and Messi. 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. 12 are left. 12 are left. Plenty. Plenty of juice from him. I saw him holding an individual award. Andrei Shevchenko. 2004. Well done. Yes. That's fucking excellent, mate. Andrei's individual award. I'm running, the well is running dry here now. I'm going to have an educated guess at the original Ronaldo, R9. Surely he did. He's definitely the best player in the world at one point. Surely he did. He won it twice, 97, 2002. Yeah. Now it's tricky, isn't it? It is tricky. Ronaldo was the last one I had really that was the, which I was fairly confident.

9:55To shoo in. Yeah. We've done, I've got to cut that. Over 10, I think. So let's, let's, let's, let's go with, let's go with, Romario Romario interesting okay you'd be wrong is that a point to me you'd be wrong thank god for that I had nothing left don't tell me Marco Laudrup won it that was the other one I had no Marco van Basten won it in 1992 did he Christos Deutschkoff you could have had so that was probably the Romario year around there Jean-Pierre Papa yeah Karen Benzema you could have had Pavel Njedved of course Benzema won it there was a big lobbying for him wasn't there that's right Rivaldo 1999 Rivaldo would have been a banker the ponytail Roberto Baggio in 1993 Luis Figo Marco Bambas as discussed Mattia Sammer in 1996 Sammer and Rodri in 2024 of course Rodri should have got Rodri yeah Rodri I've got the point there I cannot tell you that was skin of the teeth stuff I had nothing left I had nothing to go after that that's how it goes any sort of wild cards that you would have brought to the table well the ones I said is Romario because you're thinking 94 World Cup I can't remember I'm pretty sure he won the Golden Ball at the World Cup he's very visible in the Champions League yeah exactly so you're kind of thinking about that and Michael Laudrup was the other one but both of them should have got Rodri Rodri was poor and Matthias Sammer I should have got because I was having a debate with someone about whether he counted as winning it as a defender or not because Cannavar and Beckenbauer won it as defenders and people say they're the only two defenders but Sammer was a sweeper for quite a large part of his career his performances at Euro 96 would have presumably helped him get that as well I'm not sure what year he won it 96 it would have been around that doesn't matter doesn't matter you got the point alright round number two some lovely names to hear it makes you realise again with Messi and Ronaldo dominating it Cristiano Ronaldo it's a bit of a shame in a way isn't it yeah exactly but again though like the FIFA World Player of the Year was another rule which obviously was the combined so anyway we'll do Dino and our solo fame soon it was a classic Jackson encyclopedia round that round number two Marcus we're starting with you the starting 11 and substitutes for Liverpool in their 2016 Europa League final loss against Sevilla oh bloody hell that's a tough one arch Daniel Sturridge one for the heads hang on yep he was in there 2016 starting 11 and substitutes for Liverpool presumably Simon Mienle was in goal oh yes he was certainly involved anyway

12:19oh bloody hell this is what I hate about these I've got loads I don't know if they're right but I've got loads you go back like 10 years or whatever it was and you kind of go am I going back 15 years it's hard it's really hard yeah it's that real sort of hinterland with this squad, isn't it? I've got a lot of guesses. Here you go. Bloody hell fire.

12:40I'll say... Was he still playing there? The subs as well is helpful. Because I've no idea who started. I can't remember. But the subs as well. That squad around that time I think is quite... It's fairly straightforward. Yeah. Not for me. Not for Marcus. I'd love to hear that, Neville. I'm really struggling here. He's a very champion so he gets a little bit of a... He's like a boxer towards the end. He doesn't have to have it stopped. I'm struggling so much with this. Jordan Henderson. Gotta be. Standard, Marcus. Well done, mate. Got there in the end. Very generous timekeeping. Maybe he's back in the game.

13:12Roberto Firmino? Oh, he would have been or would he? Yes. Yeah, okay.

13:19Who have we got then? Would they have signed it? Would he have been? This was a later signing. 2016, did you say? Yeah. Joel Matip. oh oh Marcus nice to hear his name oh oh Marcus Beller so I need to get one you just need to get one and you've got a big list I can see your big list I've got a little I don't know if they're right or not though hunky list because the problem with this stuff is you don't know whether someone got an injury or whatever or suspended or won't part of the squad that's frustrating because I went up to Liverpool's training ground on a previous job and did an interview with Joel Matip and I was thinking and it was around that time so it must have been the few months after that summer so Emre Can I thought so I thought that's fairly safe yes round to Loki Mo do you want to hear the ones I had see if they're any good Skirtle Martin Skirtle Lucas Laver was still there then yes hang on I haven't finished Divock Origi so excited Philip Coutinho yeah and James Milner see that's annoying Coutinho I was not sure and Skirtle and then I thought oh hang on I chatted to Matip but it was obviously they signed him the summer after that that is unlucky but that's the things that stick in your head though isn't it like those personal experiences with Joel Matip inexplicably I just haven't heard Matip's name for such a long time you could have it's an implausible second name Matip it really is Adam Lallana Alberto Moreno Christian Benteke of course Danny Ward Danny Ward Jim Cabo special Lovren Origi Milner as discussed I think Joe Allen Colatore Lucas Lever Skirtle was in there Nathaniel Klein and Coutinho so well done Nathaniel Klein I forgot he was there yeah alright poor from me there struggling 2-0 down you are struggling this game but look the weight of the Luke Nation is really pushing on me I'll do it next week the unified belt it's the spectre of the unified belt I'm doing it for the nation

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17:13Probably. World Cup Daily, listen wherever you get your podcasts or watch full episodes on YouTube. Music

17:26the nation of domination begins this round with round number three top 20 teams with the most clean sheets in Premier League history oh that's a rogue one top 20 teams with the most clean sheets in Premier League history as recorded on the official Premier League website this is just a guest job isn't it it has to be it has to be yeah but with a little bit of where teams have been in their history I suppose sure yeah in which case I'll just go for Man United. Yeah. Arsenal. Yeah. Liverpool. Man City. Yeah, don't do that. They were out of the division for a bit. Aston Villa. Don't do that. Yeah.

18:11Hang on, who have we had to do? Everton. I see why I had you busted. You busted. You busted. I've sat on the busted.

18:24Blackburn Rovers ooh nicely done Newcastle United gotta be yep they've been there for a long time yeah Bolton Wanderers yep well done them Spurs how have we not got Spurs already oh goodness me how many left Peter if they've been knocked off the live dock properly 10 looks like there's 10 gone 10 gone yeah okay I hate even saying the word but I'll go with Southampton they've been in there for a long old time they have Chelsea oh for fuck's sake he's back from the dead spellery at this rate there's plenty of guesses to be had here god who's been in the Premier League a lot oh West Ham West Ham that was the one I had so who went first me I went first with Maynard didn't I yes me first yeah so Marcus I don't want to put the pressure on you on behalf of the nation but if you don't get one it's curtains baby just put your clothes on it's all over just put your clothes on get out of here you're shuffling off the Jackson Cyclopedia coil you could be an ex-player get yourself down to the Thistle Hotel reception and apologise for the mess you've made fate will break your stride you will leave this veil of tears I'd love to see we've not heard of Neville yet I'm not being funny we've not heard of Neville Crystal Palace not confident with that ah yeah Marcus fair enough the pressure is high and you've delivered okay don't you even think about pressing that Neville after that question oh my god um

20:06I don't really I really want to get this done I don't want to get pegged back it's the blank space you've got to keep talking to give Chelsea a place in the Champions League final the headline has been written. Wolves.

20:26Marcus's got to get one. Marcus's got to get one. Marcus's got to get one. All I've got is Leicester City. Come on, Spelzy. Leicester City's gone for. Gone for Leicester City. Are you confident on that? Not really. You're on a phone a friend. Come on. Well played. Well played. Back from the dead. Back from the dead. You needed that. That is going to launder your reputation in that particular round. I don't even want to know who I missed. Who did we miss? you missed your beloved Fulham do you know I thought about that I did think Fulham they're nice lads but then spend a bit of time in the championship yeah this is it you're trying to think how many seasons my tactic was just teams who've been in the Premier League Fulham have not been in the Premier League in the 90s Leeds Leeds I had as well Middlesbrough I did think about Middlesbrough Sunderland and West Brom West so I had all those I would have gone probably Fulham and Sunderland that would have been the top ok do well it doesn't matter because you got the round yeah you're well worth your point you're way ahead of me on that I'll just run out pretty quick right we started with one two three four Marcus round number four every Spanish player to make an appearance in the Premier League this season every Spanish player to make an appearance in the Premier League this season oh god every Spanish player why has my mind gone horrendously blank hmm I will I'll have Rodri

21:47Marco Carillo Si, gracias David Raya Yes

21:59Martin Zubimendi I thought so This is hard Why is this so ridiculous? It's hard this it's Torres Adama Troiola oh well done I didn't have him excellente excellent well done Mikel Moreno gotta be yep nice one easy I'm struggling now Marcus if you get one here you go first you did didn't you yeah if you go first if you get one here I'm struggling it's Torres Pedro Porra Magnifico fucking excellent mate Well played. I'll take my hat off to you there.

22:50Rather controversially, pal Torres. Espectacular. Well played, you bastard. Well, it said Torres in the thing, so I just thought I'd give it a go.

23:04Where's that Neville? Good point. Jorge Cuenca

23:15Brillante Fucking hell Marcus Where's that come from? Go look mate Alright So I've got to get one Haven't I? Yep Christian Mosquera Is he Spanish? He is right?

23:31Maravilloso How are we doing this Marcus?

23:44Barry What's his first name? He just goes by Barry doesn't he? I don't think he's right anyway Tiano Barry isn't it? Is it Tiano? It's wrong anyway he's not Spanish anyway So I've got to get one You've got to get one This is for the win mate which surely you're going to get The only one I can think of is Bueno for Wolves That's my guess Oh no Oh he's done it Hermoso Fair play sir Fair play Why was that so hard? There'll be names that people tell us In just a second And I'll be like How have we missed him? I don't know man There's probably two That you'd probably go Alex Jimenez Robert Sanchez Elisa Mayenda Fer Lopez Mark Gu Mark Gu I should have just said Lopez Nico Gonzalez Oh, Man City Oh, yeah And Jeremy Pino Oh, yeah So it's not Not too bad You just scan around, don't you?

24:54Yeah And you go through the Man City side And you go Not Silva I went to the Arsenal side I just went Arteta, bang Yeah Well, that's it You scan around the teams And you go Portuguese, no Portuguese get away from them. I thought Breno might have been Portuguese. Well, yeah. I thought about Wolves and I thought, no, too many pitfalls there. Their belts have been unified but there's a round left. Let's have a little consolation. A fair play to you, Luke. That was a... That's a good standard. Yeah. Good standard. Good solid. Lukey, every manager to feature in a Europa League final since 2010. Ooh.

25:25Nice little... Nice little amuse-bouche at the end of the meal. Yeah. Inexplicably. Um. Little biscuit with your coffee. Unai Emery. Surely. Yeah. I'll have Ange Bostacol. Let's get through these. In which case, I'll have Ruben Emery. Well, Jürgen Klopp. Yeah, Kloppo. Diego Simeone. Jose Mourinho. Giampiero Gasparini. Lovely one. Yeah. Giabbi Alonso. Okay. So, okay. Okay. Okay. Now we're earning our stripes. Yeah, I've run out now. Doesn't matter. But this counts for two, doesn't it? That's what I'm hearing. It's Torres to give Chelsea a place in the Champions League final. The headline has been written.

26:28Lewis Enrique. It's wrong. you want to give us one Marcus? I'll win it with Raphael Benitez Raphael Benitez that is correct well done Marcus Speller just a consolation just a consolation but you could have had there's some big names in here Andre Vierce Boas you could have had Antonio Conte Paciencia Giovanni Van Bronckhorst Jorge Jesus Jose Luis Mendelebar we could have had Jürgen Lopetegui Mauricio Sarri Sarri of course Myron Markovic Oliver Glasner Oligon Solskjaer of course I was trying to think of who the manager was for Eintracht Frankfurt and it was Glasner wasn't it Peter Bosch Kika Sanchez Flores Rudy Garcia and well I think you are Roy Hodgson oh Roy that was 2010 why didn't I have Roy I thought Ten Hag was my ex manager but obviously not and a little fella that we like to see sitting on the bin my Marcelo Bielsa Marcelo Bielsa they got beaten of course is Bill Bielsa athletic club athletic side should I say well well the proper name is Atletico Bill Bauer that's right thank you I'm pleased I'm pleased the Luke nation has unified the belts they'll be dancing on the streets I think it's the first time I've done it so I'm pleased about that it's the first time I think anybody's oh Fish had it I think yeah but that was a bit because it was talking to get the third belt no but this is the first time it's been done when there's been two games going on cool so well done to the Luke Nation before we disappear just for the YouTube comments Burgos did replace Diego Simeone in the Atletico Madrid dug out for the 2018 final but he was the assistant manager so he doesn't count there's always a you simply have to do it these days people are going to call me a nonce on YouTube whatever happens well less to do with it that is a shame well well done to Luke Moore it's not my fault it's a bloke who writes my jokes thank you well done to Luke Moore well done to the Games Master Pete Donald Hamilton, congratulations to me, but the good news is the weekend is open.

28:31It's fully open. Get your pit bull on. It's gaping open now. Get some Alka Pops down you. Oh, nice. Which one are you going for? A Metz? I'll have a Metz. I'll have a Metz. I'll have a Judderman, please. Beware of the Judderman, my dear. What was the one that was a fruity tropical drink? Reef. Reef. Yeah, have a reef. A tropical reef. Bang yourself, straw-pede yourself a reef for the weekend. As Alex Turner would say. Good not having a bet on some money. A bit of a shell A tropical reef Maybe a hooch Or a smirnovise Thanks for listening To the Football Ramble Part of the Agiles Credit Network We'll be back on Monday Alongside Jimmy To react to all The weekend's football Make sure you're following us On socials At Football Ramble And subscribe on YouTube Spotify, Apple Or wherever you get Your podcasts Do it all We love you And if you like Marcus's impressions Do subscribe to his own Personal YouTube channel Speller's Image Good idea that Gives me an idea See you later Hey everybody.

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It's a game of Jack's Encyclopaedia for the history books: if Luke wins out against Marcus today, then he'll become the first ever unified belt holder in Football Ramble quizzing history. It's a big old day for the Luke Nation!


He's already the My Biddy Aunt lineal champ, but can he strip the Jack's Encyclopaedia belt from Marcus' grasp? Pete's refereeing this bout. Let's be having ya!


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