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Football Ramble

by Stak · English

The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League, Champions League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously. In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them for the Premier League season as they discuss the biggest football stories in their inimitable style. No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally. Choose the Ramble vs everyone else. The Football Ramble, the original football podcast. Brand new episodes every single weekday during the 2026/27 Premier League and Champions League season, covering Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, Brentford, Brighton, Chelsea, Coventry City, Crystal Palace, Everton, Fulham, Hull City, Ipswich Town, Leeds United, Liverpool, Man City, Manchester United, Newcastle United, Nottingham Forest, Sunderland and Spurs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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My Biddy Aunt: Pen-pushers

This episode of Football Ramble is mostly a comedic “My Biddy Ant” football quiz game.

13 Nov 2026 · 19m · 8 chapters

Give them yo’ insertion point

The Football Ramble episode covers two main things: England’s 2-1 Nations League win over Croatia at Wembley (Harry Kane’s milestone night) and the upcoming England vs Spain group decider, plus a…

13 Nov 2026 · 58m · 19 chapters

England United Ramble

The Football Ramble discusses (1) Manchester United’s reported talks with Mauricio Pochettino to replace Michael Carrick, weighing his fit, “refresh” after US/PSG/Chelsea, and the club’s recent…

12 Nov 2026 · 39m · 13 chapters

Count Top Bins Face

The Football Ramble discusses Manchester United’s managerial chaos and club hierarchy, focusing on Michael Carrick’s situation and the reported pursuit of Mauricio Pochettino, then pivots to Arsène…

11 Nov 2026 · 47m · 22 chapters

Mailbag: Are we back in the age of the centre-forward?

Football Ramble mailbag debating whether the Premier League is returning to the “out-and-out centre-forward” era, plus Europa/Conference League “fairy tales,” Fly-on-the-wall documentary dream picks,…

10 Nov 2026 · 36m · 13 chapters

Now That’s What I Call Manchester United

The episode of Football Ramble focuses on weekend Premier League drama, especially Manchester United’s 4-4 draw with Aston Villa at Old Trafford.

9 Nov 2026 · 50m · 18 chapters

Jack's Encyclopaedia: Straight Redders, Harry Kane haters and Harry Redknapp's favourites

This Football Ramble episode (“Jack’s Encyclopaedia”) is a competitive quiz show where Marcus Speller, Luke Moore, and Vinicius in a Hamtaraja (Vish) answer football trivia to win Jack’s belt.

6 Nov 2026 · 28m · 10 chapters

The Preview Show: Ramble wave

The Football Ramble “Preview Show: Ramble wave” is a mostly banter-heavy football preview focused on upcoming Premier League fixtures and managerial pressure, plus a few off-pitch stories.

6 Nov 2026 · 1h · 22 chapters

The Scuff Boys

The episode of Football Ramble (“The Scuff Boys”) is mainly a Champions League round-up plus a few football business/transfer sidebars.

5 Nov 2026 · 43m · 14 chapters

Dare to dream

Football Ramble discussion of Manchester United’s 3-2 comeback vs Roma at Old Trafford, plus Champions League group-stage fallout (Barcelona 3-0 Aston Villa; PSG 6-0 Villarreal), and Premier League…

4 Nov 2026 · 54m · 24 chapters

Mailbag: When should you start looking at the league table?

Football Ramble mailbag focused on (1) whether broadcasters/analysts could face legal action for on-air opinions after Aston Villa threatened Jamie Carragher, (2) how to curb players’…

3 Nov 2026 · 42m · 11 chapters

Less human feather, more Scrappy Do

A Premier League-focused Football Ramble discussion centered on Arsenal’s 1-0 win at Anfield (vs Liverpool), plus debate about title races and Brighton’s 1-0 revenge win over Manchester City.

2 Nov 2026 · 1h 7m · 27 chapters

My Biddy Aunt: Steve Edition

This episode of Football Ramble’s “My Biddy Aunt” is a game show about footballers named “Steve.” The hosts (Marcus Speller, Luke Moore, David Cartlidge) run three-to-four rounds where players bid…

30 Oct 2026 · 22m · 9 chapters

The Preview Show: Get in the changing room, Jim

This episode of Football Ramble Preview Show covers multiple football topics plus several sponsor ads.

30 Oct 2026 · 59m · 29 chapters

I came here for a penalty competition

Football Ramble discussion of cup football and penalty shootouts, focused on Liverpool vs Chelsea (Carabao Cup) and other League Cup matches; plus a “piss update” about free toilets in London and a…

29 Oct 2026 · 39m · 22 chapters

Drone nerd

The Football Ramble discusses the “Drone nerd” incident during Arsenal vs Fleetwood Town in the League Cup, then pivots to broader football talk including Harry Kane winning the Ballon d’Or, awards…

28 Oct 2026 · 48m · 19 chapters

Mailbag: Do Crystal Palace regret not backing Oliver Glasner?

Football Ramble “Mailbag” episode covering: whether Crystal Palace regret not backing Oliver Glasner; Forest Green Rovers’ managerless experiment; Newcastle/other clubs’ “middling player to star”…

27 Oct 2026 · 41m · 21 chapters

Red Nose Day

Football Ramble episode focused on Premier League results, especially Manchester United’s 0-3 home loss to Bournemouth, and Tottenham’s 2-0 win at Chelsea.

26 Oct 2026 · 1h 1m · 28 chapters

Jack's Encyclopaedia: Prem Red cards, Portuguese Wolves and Real's CL Scorers

Football Ramble’s “Jack’s Encyclopaedia” game show. The hosts run timed category rounds: Champions League group/league-stage teams with 4+ points; Premier League clubs with the most all-time red…

23 Oct 2026 · 26m · 7 chapters

The Preview Show: Bruno’s blog

Football Ramble Preview Show covering weekend Premier League fixtures, with a major focus on Bournemouth vs Manchester United and Liverpool vs Brighton, plus side discussions (Eric ten Hag on Michael…

23 Oct 2026 · 55m · 16 chapters

The Emperor’s New Broom

The Football Ramble discusses Manchester United’s 4-1 Champions League loss to Como, arguing United lack hunger, intensity, and basic tactical readiness; they also debate Bruno Fernandes’ captain…

22 Oct 2026 · 41m · 12 chapters

Hormuz banana

The episode is a mix of football analysis and banter, framed by multiple sponsor reads.

21 Oct 2026 · 1h · 27 chapters

Mailbag: What’s going on at Newcastle United?

Football Ramble mailbag focused mainly on Newcastle United’s early-season struggles under new manager Matthias Jaissle, plus a broader discussion of Manchester United’s long-term Premier League…

20 Oct 2026 · 40m · 17 chapters

Dinner money goals

Premier League match review and debate, focusing on Brighton’s 5-0 demolition of Crystal Palace, Manchester City’s 3-2 win over Ipswich amid off-field punishment talk, and contentious refereeing…

19 Oct 2026 · 59m · 15 chapters