Jack’s Encyclopaedia: Youngest scorers, Tottenham’s keepers and League Cup winners

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4:10to the Luke Nation. Dean Smith also says we're an encyclopedia of football. A what? An encyclopedia of football. Real Madrid. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. It's Friday afternoon and that means one thing. It's Jack's Encyclopedia. I'm Marcus Speller. Oh, I'm Luke Moore. I'm Jim Campbell. And I'm Vinicius and Hunter Raja. I thought we were having a cup of tea.

4:44Jim Campbell: Welcome back to another edition of Jack's Encyclopedia. After two weeks of sitting out, we've decided to give Marcus another bite at the cherry to see if he can win a belt. England's squad announcement day. He is full of the joys of spring. Whatever happens, it's my day. Indeed. So it's a three-way battle between Vish, Luke and Marcus today, and I'm on the buttons. A quick reminder that Luke currently holds a Jack's Encyclopedia belt. Get in there! I'd shut the apple core in the bin the best, so I've got the belt. Yeah, and there's nothing you can say. Nothing my mum can say. Nothing you can say.

5:18Jim Campbell: Exactly, exactly. Damn you. Also, Vish still holds the mobility arm belt. There's maybe something he can say, actually, and that some mums can say on Vish's arm. Which, by the way, is a bit of a role reversal, because I think traditionally I'm better at that, and you're better at this. So let's just see. Let's just see. Marcus isn't that good at either of them. No. But it's his day as well. Vish is the evil empire, right? Right. So I will you do an impression of one. I know I'm learning from Vish. Yeah, I I will help you today to defeat Vish I don't mind if the belt goes to you because it's England squad day I don't want to go to Vish bear that in mind I think we're happy though that a good stand-up guy like Jim Campbell's on the buttons I am on the buttons.

5:54Jim Campbell: He used to be a literary stand-up guy. If any of you try to cheat you will get the button. Give me the answers. Yeah, indeed. Right. Give me your dinner money. That is that sort of thing. It'll be like that. So if you don't know the rules, they're simple. It's a game of categories I will give a category and then we will go around each of you to see if you can give me a valid answer. If you go too slow, I will press that very countdown timer that you just heard, which will leave six seconds to answer. Now, Marcus is going to go first. It's in the running order. It's been taken out of my hands. That is just the decision.

6:25Jim Campbell: So if any of you want to kick off about it, you have to do it later. So the first... You have to write a letter, don't you? Yeah, write a letter of complaint and post it to the very place that we are in. It's very convoluted to discourage people from actually doing it. So the first category, the 20 youngest Premier League goal scorers. 20 of them. In the history of the Premier League. The 20 youngest Premier League goal scorers. Marcus, you are up first. Could I have Max Delvin for you? You certainly can, sir. He's in there. Wayne Rooney. Wayne Rooney is present and correct. Michael Owen Michael Owen yep James Milner correct I didn't know Cesc Fabregas very good he's in that the guy you held the record for a while so therefore really should be in there because it wasn't that long ago is James Vaughan correct oh yeah Raheem Sterling Ethan Luenieri Oh nice Very good Yeah I wouldn't have got him Marcus Rashford Marcus Rashford You say No sign of Rashi You just jumped on that grenade Were you going to go Oh that was probably going to be the next one Yeah Come on Who have we got here Oh come on What was his name 90s knowledge Andy Turner Oh, yes.

8:01Andy Turner. Oh, my. Very good, Marcus. That is like, that is like properly remembering when Owen took the record and then just... Nice, nice.

8:12Jim Campbell: I love that you had to say 90 knowledge to pull that out of your brain. Oh, man. Vish, over to you, mate. Victor Anacebi. Correct. Very good. Very, very good. Marcus, back at you. Hantharaj is a machine. He's a machine. Absolutely. He's got a mind palace in there. Yeah. I want to see this button being passed. Okay, yeah, the button's on the way, don't you worry. And here it comes, giving you a fair warning, Marcus. Daniel Jebberson. Oh! What?! I literally don't know who that is! Who is that? Do you re-jays count as well? What is this? Who is this? That is like... How have you done that? I'm trying to...

8:48It was when Owen and then Rooney... Who is it? Who is that? No, because it's a name I remember on the list. I really want you to win now. No, when Owen and Rooney did those lists... Oh, don't justify it. You've given a fish more time.

8:57Jim Campbell: Yeah, come on. Come on Vish. Lewis Miley. Oh! Nicely done. Really good. This is a great round, guys. I'm out of my depth here. This is a great round. Just enjoy it. Just enjoy the front seat you got. The front row seat. Marcus, I need a name. Mikkel Forsell. This is outrageous. This is an outrageous round. Very good. I remember him. Mikkel Forsell. I've got him down. I'm not sure. Danny Kadamateri. I kind of had a feeling about him. Bloody Nora. This is great standing. This is really, really good. This is really good. How many left? There are six left. So I'm going to need an answer soon. Press your button.

9:35Jim Campbell: Lee Catamol. What? This is an all-time great round, miss. It's all falling into place for you. You get your confidence back. Come on. Wow. You've got your confidence back. He's determined not to lose this. Vish, who have you got? Oh, God. You can't have him. He may be everywhere But that doesn't count Gonna have to give you the button fish Oh, a Rio and Gamora Oh man, such an obvious one Wow That's clutch stuff It's really, really good Marcus, back over to you, mate I mean, as if I wasn't struggling before You've got four left Gonna have to button you soon Very lean on the buttons today, Jimmy You don't mind me saying I'm enjoying it Yeah, fair enough

10:28Alan Smith. Oh dear.

10:33Jim Campbell: The button's on its way, mate.

10:39Did Michael Bridges do that?

10:44Jim Campbell: So Marcus, it's your go now. You guys are both back in. You obviously need to get one. Otherwise it's no points to anyone. Yeah, otherwise there's no point so many. You've got three left of the 20 youngest Premier League goalscorers. It's a great round. I'm going to need an answer soon. I'm going to be lenient on the buttons because of the intensity of this particular round, but I'm going to need an answer soon, Marcus.

11:18Michael Bull. Oh, that's not a bad guess. Michael Bull. Well played. Yeah, well done. Well played. Obviously that's where you're thinking with Michael Bridges, right?

11:31Jim Campbell: Yeah. Are you thinking that with Michael Bridges? Yeah. I have Federico Mercado. Oh my goodness. Oh, fuck. Welbeck. Yep. Absolutely. And there was actually one more left. I got that wrong. Mark Cullen as well. Don't know him. You probably know him. Do you know what? When you said Rashford and that was a wrong answer, that put me off Man United. Yeah. Oh. I just remember when Owen got the record, I just was like, come on. I remember just these names and then when Rooney scored as well. Rashford really threw me. That threw me. I thought it was right. That's the best stand of the open round I've seen on this game.

12:04Jim Campbell: That was outstanding stuff. It was a pleasure to helmet. I don't know why I've worded it like that. Welbeck, though, and Markada. Welbeck's gone back in there. Oh, well, look. Never mind. Yeah, there we go. Mark, you should take a lot of confidence from that. He scored a banger, didn't he? He went toe to toe. He did score a banger. It was against Stoke on his debut. A half volley or something, yeah. Yeah. There we go. All right, what's next? Oh, jeez. Let's not do referees again. That was exhausting. So this one is another doozy. Don't do the England squad. Every goalkeeper to make a league appearance for Tottenham Hotspur since the start of the 2000-2001 season.

12:41Jim Campbell: The 16 players, which is amazing. 2000-2001? 2000-2001. So that is the entirety of the century so far, to put it that way. Yep, a league appearance. So therefore the Premier League for now. For Tottenham Hotspur since the start of the 2000-2001 season. Luke, you are up first, it says here. Hugo Lloris Correct Vicario Vicario is obviously in there Kinski Yep Michelle Vaughan Correct Razor Forster Correct I don't know if he started a league game but I'm struggling with answers here already How many answers are there? Sorry Jim There are 16 players and we've had 5 already the entirety of this century so far, Marcus?

13:33My goodness. Ian Walker?

13:34Jim Campbell: Ian Walker, correct. Very good. Is it me now? It is you now. Neil Sullivan? Correct. Well done. Brad Friedel? Oh, man. Correct.

13:50Jim Campbell: There's some... Yeah, I know. Good names in there. Let's not be dishing out hints when Vish is still in. It does feel a little bit buttony though. Not sure he started a league game. He was definitely there. Joe Hart.

14:09Jim Campbell: Unfortunately not for you, mate. Brandon Austin. Brandon Austin. Correct. Carlo Cudicini. Correct. Of course. Again, it's a good round and it's over to you. How many are left? There are one, two, three, four, five, six. Six left. Blimey. Which is quite amazing. Yeah.

14:32What's his name?

14:35Jim Campbell: That is the whole game. I can't think of his name. It's really annoying.

14:41It's gone.

14:42Jim Campbell: Okay, Fish, over to you. Casey Keller. Casey Keller is correct. Not what I was thinking. Fish is 2-0 up. So, Fish is 2-0 up. So, you could have had Ben Anik, Herilio Gomez. you're all going to kick yourself at Paul Robinson Paolo Gazzaniga and Raddick Churny Gazzaniga is what Southampton Raleigh Raleigh O 'Reilly

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17:522-0 to Vish. Guys, come on, Marcus. Come on now. I know, I know.

17:56Jim Campbell: There have been two very good rounds so far. I was born there. There have been two very good rounds, aside from maybe Paul Robinson. But it's Vish's turn now, so he's obviously 2-0 up. This is a disaster for you two so far. So this is a doozy. number three is the starting 11 of both teams during Liverpool's 2-0 win against Manchester United. Manchester United. In the 2003 League Cup final. That is obviously 22 players. So the starting 11 of both teams during Liverpool's 2-0 win against Manchester United in the 2003 League Cup final. Vish goes first. Of course he does. Vish goes first to win on the Man United question.

18:36Well done everyone. Well done everyone. Good stuff. Well, I'd get a fucking question wrong. Fair. Fair.

18:43Jim Campbell: Yeah. Come on, Fish. Gary Neville. Gary Neville is correct. That would have been lovely if it were one of those for a moment. I couldn't see his name. Normally I'm the guy who gets these ones wrong. Jamie Carragher. Gotta be. Thank you. Normally that's a... Oh, it was the one game we missed all season. Steven Gerrard. Steven Gerrard is there. David Beckham. Correct. Paul Scholes. Also correct. That hesitation. You can't relax, can you? No, that hesitation is like, oh, it's happened again. Oh, God. Fabian Bartes. Correct. Oh, nicely done. I wasn't sure about the keeper. Ryan Giggs. Correct. Roy Keane.

19:32You can't be sure. I felt that fear. Because who knows who is Indian or Suspebler or whatever. Ryo Ferdinand?

19:39Jim Campbell: Ryo Ferdinand was there. It was of course 2003. This is where you go, was he there, was he not? Rude van Nistelrooy? Rude van Nistelrooy played the game, yes. This is a great effort so far from everyone I have to say. John Arna Risa. Risa was there, released the Kraken. Yes, Marcus. I'm running low now. Is his starting eleven? Yes. Yeah. Nemanja Vidic? Nemanja Vidic. Too early? Yeah, he's not there I'm afraid mate. So Luke you are out. It's Vish versus Marcus. Jersey Dudek? Jersey Dudek. Yep. Damn it all. He's doing it with Liverpool players as well. Can't argue with that. That was what I was going to go for.

20:262003. Michael Owen?

20:30Jim Campbell: Michael Owen is there. Yes mate. Go on Marcus. good stuff. Danny Murphy? Danny Murphy, also there as well. Really good. Come on Marcus, I'm going to need a name. Good one. Correct. Very good. Very, very good. Thus, Stefan Oncio? Yeah, it has to be. It has to be. They come as a pair. Yeah, they do. Yeah, absolutely. Again, this is a really, really good round. You've done really, really well, both of you Emil Heskey yes absolutely come on this is great stuff I think Silvestro was playing left back in that game Mikael Silvestro was indeed he's relentless playing in that game he presses you doesn't he answers very quickly so this was the the final was in 2003 so it's the 0-2 0-3 season yes oh I could have my ears wrong here go for it go with your gut believe Wayne Rooney too early Vidushin and Hunter Aja wins saw that one coming who was the right back was it Marcus Barber it was so the players you could have had were Didi Harman El Hadjouf Juan Sebastian Varon and the right back simply must have been Wes Brown oh no it was Gary Neville wasn't it so yeah oh no the Liverpool the Liverpool fullback I don't know it was Honcho Hippier and then Vriesa.

22:01Jim Campbell: So Vischer's won again in quite brutal fashion. In quite favourable circumstances as Luke Moore quite rightly pointed out. Marcus, I'm pleased you've said that. I've merely mentioned it, I've questioned it and the producers give me a barrel. As someone who since growing up has supported young Premier League strikers and Spurs goalkeepers. He's been geared towards me. Come on then, let's get the other rounds done. So who gets to go first this time? Marcus? It's Marcus's turn this time. It is of course 3-0 to Vish. It is over, but we're now playing for fun. Let's see if any of them enjoy it. So every team to win the League Cup.

22:42Jim Campbell: Very simple. No repeated answers here. 24 teams. Marcus, you go first. Manchester United. Correct. Is it me? Mancy. Correct. Liverpool. Correct. Newcastle United. Correct.

23:01Chelsea.

23:01Jim Campbell: Correct. Spurs. Tottenham Hotspur, yep. Who will I go for? Chelsea. Chelsea have already been said mate. Oh silly me. Silly me. You're out. You're out. That's ridiculous behaviour. Is it me? It is. Arsenal. Correct. Leicester City Nice Middlesbrough Middlesbrough, yeah, just once Birmingham City Birmingham City, got two of them Swansea Swansea City Aston Villa Got five of them Sheffield Wednesday Yeah, very good Cardiff City Cardiff City I don't think so. Oh no. A point to Luke Moore. There you go. There we go. It's not a whitewash. He's not having a whitewash. Thank you for doing that. I just chucked that round away.

23:58That was silly of me. A repeated answer is always a poor way to lose a round. Yeah, he's gutting. He may as well have said Real Madrid. Yeah. Well no, because that would have been... It wasn't disrespectful. He's a man of the people.

24:08Jim Campbell: Exactly. He's a man of his people. Go on then. Blackburn Rovers. Oh, of course, yeah. Leeds United. Luton Town. Norwich City. Nottingham Forest. Oxford United. Queen's Park Rangers, Stoke City, Swindon Town, West Bromwich Albion and Wolves. West Ham never won the League Cup. They did not. I should have remembered that Blackburn Rovers League Cup win because Mark Hughes played centre midfield and his only job was to kick Darren Anderson. Sounds right. Amazing. Fair enough. So the final round, Luke's going first. Every player to make a competitive appearance for both Newcastle and Sunderland since 1992, 1993.

24:47Jim Campbell: There are 19 players in this. That's a lot more than I thought. Yeah, it's a lot more, isn't it? So, yes, we're kicking off with you, Luke. And you can kick off. You want. DeAndre Yedlin. DeAndre Yedlin. Lovely to hear his name and it's correct. Lee Clark. Lee Clark. Famously. Absolutely. That was one of two that I have. And the other one is Steve Harper. Steve Harper. Did he not play for Sunderland? Oh, no. Great nut, mate. I don't believe it. Michael Chopra. Michael Chopra. Michael Bridges. Yep. Busted. Lovely. Shea Given. Shea Given, absolutely. Is that what you're thinking of when you thought of Steve Harper?

25:29Because he was on loan at Sunderland before he went to Newcastle, Shea Given.

25:32Jim Campbell: Steve Harper signed for Sunderland though. He did obviously didn't play. Fish, it's your... Andy Cole. Andy Cole, correct. Oh, I forgot about Andy Cole, yeah. Oh,

25:47I can't bring him anything to the fucking... I can't remember. Time me out.

25:51Jim Campbell: You know, he's a specialist in failure. Vish, you need one. Jack Colbert. Jack Colbert. Well played. Yes, correct. Jack Colbert is there. He's there. You could also have had Danny Rose, Danny Simpson. Danny Rose? Daryl Murphy, David Kelly, Patrick Van Arnhalt, Paul Bracewell, Javier Mankio, Kisenga Lualua, Kisum Yang, Louis Saha, Stephen Caldwell, and Titus Bramble. Titus Bramble. Danny Rose were one of my greatest MyBittyAunt moments, and I got that he played for both of those clubs, and I did all of his clubs, and I didn't get him here. Well, Luke, I thank you for making sure it wasn't a whitewash today.

26:27Yeah. Well played for this show. Well, you've got to hand it to him.

26:30Jim Campbell: Get him the belt. Get him the belt. It was an absolute pleasure to host this. It was a brilliant, brilliant round. You all did really well. Get him the belt and get him out of here. Because Luke and I have got to talk about England. Exactly. That's the real fucking game. That's the real prize. It wasn't before we started. I think the World Cups are quite a lot bigger than Jack Sutterpear. Thanks very much, Vish. But we're all in that boat together. What does it matter? They're not going to let any of us in. Wow, you don't know yet? We haven't seen the squad. You might be in it. I'm in the US. Oh, yeah.

26:56Okay, yeah. Well, there we are, everybody. That's the end of Jackson's Encyclopedia. Well done to that man, Vish. Another impressive performance. You can't argue with the standard. You can't argue with it. For everyone watching along at home, fuck you. There we are. What a heel. What a... Bastard. My goodness. Well, there we are. Thank you very much for listening. It's Pitbull time, everybody. The weekend's here. the England squad has been announced Luke and I will be reacting to it on YouTube get your eyes on that video and we'll see you on Monday where Jim Campbell may well be in bullish mood having seen his side win a cup final by which you'll mean he'd have a hangover I've sunk so much Carabao that does come at a cost Luke and I will see you on YouTube and we will see you on Monday as well

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