My Biddy Aunt: Relegatees

0:00Previously on My Bidiant What a disappointing day for me. I've been utterly battered about the head and body. You've had your pants pulled down. I really have. I will be back for another swing.

0:19This is one of those games. It's quite difficult to explain, but you'll get it as soon as you start hearing it. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Football Ramble. It's my biddy aunt. I'm Marcus Speller. I'm Jim Campbell. And I'm Vadish and Ahantaraja.

0:47Hello, everybody. Welcome back to another edition of My Biddy Aunt. After Vish pulled my pants down last week, I am in the hosting chair in the Republic of Jimbabwe. stepping in as the next challenge for the Ihan Taraja Empire I'm reffing so if you don't know the rules they're simple, each round I'll name a footballer one of you will bid how many of their clubs you can name your opponent can then raise the bid or challenge you to list them, only professional clubs count and the player must have made at least one competitive appearance for them, if you fail to meet your bid your opponent scores first to three points wins Best of five, gentlemen.

1:33Oh, it's a big day in Ramble HQ. Vish, the MyBiddyArm belt is on the table. It is, yeah. You got it out and slapped it on the table just before we came. It was a power move, some might say. I would like to interject straight away. There's no, at no point am I letting this into my home. I left it here in the office. Have you felt it? Yeah. It's like someone else's skin. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Pete made it. we don't know what that's made of. We don't know what it's made of and we don't wish to know. That is something we want to be very clear about. Marcus, I know you're hosting today and you're in charge.

2:08I just want to remind you that I did send you that lovely vintage Juventus shirt out of the goodness of my heart. And I hate you, Vey. I'm a land man, as you know. So, would you like to apologise to me now? No, I just feel like the subtle hint may have not been picked up on. You know, the only way you'd have made that worse is if you'd send him a Celtic shirt. Or a Hibs one. Or a hips one But not the blue one He likes a blue one Oh is that right? Very good Very good He means Rangers This means Rangers Rangers Rangers Glasgee Rangers So Today's theme is Relegated players Relegated players Okay Players who have been relegated You might be surprised At one or two of these But you might not be Your own knowledge I don't know what you're thinking Surely Nigel Kwasi's in there Oh look at you trying to guess the players before I've even revealed them.

3:01I mean, I feel like, I know other players have been relegated, but he does it, he's done it loads, hasn't he? Yeah, he has. Okay, well, I'm sure you'll be thinking of all the clubs that... What a flex this is from Vish. You're trying to guess all of the players first? That'd be it, yeah. Can we do that? If you want, if you want. If it fills your head with helpful or unhelpful stuff before the game starts, that's up to you. But you are the champ sitting there all happy as Larry, but Jim Campbell could become a Buster Douglas type today. Seems unlikely, but... Jim, come on, man! Buster Douglas! Yeah.

3:35It's the reference I'm saying is unlikely, not the outcome. It's a classic reference. The bleeding in your voice there. You know who he is, right? I know he was a boxer. I can't say I understand the specific reference. Okay, he famously beat Mike Tyson. Right, sure. Okay, it was against all the odds. Yeah. Come on. Right, let's just... Was it the last time that something went against the odds? Yeah, well, I'll sob the both of you. Right, I could make this null and void, and I'll take the belt home. Right, today's theme, as I said, relegated players. Round one, Jim Campbell. Hi. Played for seven clubs.

4:09Believe it or not, has suffered a relegation in his career. Seven clubs, Jorginho Widjnaldum. Okay. Okay. Yeah, what a player. Yeah, absolutely. What a player. He is. He is. Because he's still playing. There's a clue. Yes, he is, isn't he? He is still playing. Yeah, a fabulous player, though. Okay, I'm going to go... Go on, then. I think I'm going to go five. Five! I don't think I'm comfortable past that. Oh, I think it's a very strong opening bid from Jim there. Very strong opening bid. Like that! Come on! Tank's on his lawn. Fish, can you bid more than five? Yeah, I'll do six. Oh! It's a big move from the champ.

4:51Yeah. Jim? I can't go for seven. Can't go for seven. I know that's got too many guesses, isn't it? Okay. Well, I thought five was a good strong bit Vish, can you name six clubs That Gini Wijnaldum played for? I can definitely do five So Newcastle Liverpool PSG Feyenoord PSV Very good, there's your five You need one more to get the point Did he play for Roma? Did he go on loan to Roma? He went on loan to Roma Well played, very well played that Al Etifak is where he is currently. I think Feyenoord was one I'd forgotten. Al Etifak I wouldn't have got. Yeah. Of course, in the 2015-16 season he experienced relegation when he was at Newcastle United.

5:37Soon snapped up by Liverpool where he spent the next five years of his career. That's a good one. That's a great category or a great person in this round. Really good. It is surprising. Yeah, I remember thinking, did he really? But of course, that's what happened back in those Mike Ashley days of Newcastle United. So 1-0 to Vish. But Jim, that was a good strong start. I think you pushed Vish there. But you were correct. He was on loan to Roma from PSG. Okay. Vish's turn. I'm expecting to hear groans and scrunched faces for this one. It's Nigel Kwasi. But there are guessable ones because he's played for 15 clubs.

6:16Marcus Bent. Marcus Bent. Marcus Bent. Yeah. It's one of those ones when I... Very handsome man, Marcus Bent. Yeah.

6:27When I read through these players, I was a bit like Marcus Bent. Would I be happy if he came out, if I was playing the game, or would I go, oh, bloody Nora. So many pitfalls in here. Vish, can I have a bid, please? Biddy, biddy. Come on. Otherwise, I'll hand over to Jim. Five. Five. I'll go six, because why not? Why not, Jim? Can I hear seven from you, Vish? no do your six Jim do your six I probably should have let him go for that shouldn't I immediately can I change what I said I would do yeah you can just do two sure okay thanks mate you're getting the point of that Juventus shirt by the way everybody he never sent me Juventus shirt but I look forward to it coming in the post go on then six clubs for Marcus Bent now am I going to fall down at the first hurdle Birmingham City Birmingham City correct good start Charlton Athletic.

7:23Charlton Athletic, yep. Did he play for Blackburn? Blackburn, he did. You're halfway there. Crystal Palace. Crystal Palace is a correct answer. Now, Watford. Watford. Oh, Jim Cameron. Oh! I understand why you went for Watford. It was one of those teams. That was a good effort. I still have two that you didn't say. Wow. So, started at Brentford. Then Palace, Port Vale, Sheffield United, Blackburn, as you said, Ipswich Town. Leicester City Everton oh yeah Charlton Athletic Wigan Athletic Birmingham Middlesbrough QPR Wolverhampton Wanderers and then Mitra Kukar in Indonesia I had Mitra Kukar I know you did I understand that you went for Watford I think if you'd have said Sunderland or Derby that would have been understandable as well QPR I think were the other side surely at some point he would have played QPR and he did did you have six of those then Vish or five correct answers no I had five correct ones.

8:21I had Ipswich Charlton because I like the fact that he was sort of mirroring Darren Bent's career as well. A little bit, yeah. A little bit. Ipswich Charlton, Palace, Leicester City, QPR. I didn't have Birmingham or Blackburn. Yeah. Well, he experienced relegation four times in his career when he was at Crystal Palace, Ipswich, Leicester and Charlton. In 2016, he was fined almost£400 after being found with cocaine at Chessington World of Adventures. Only£400? What a man. Sorry, not even 400 quid? That's the bit you're honing in on. Yeah. Why do you need cocaine at Chessington World of Adventures?

8:56Well, the roller coasters are even more fun, presumably. There's absolute logic to it. Yes, of course. But there is clear logic to it, Marcus, from his perspective. You'd have to get, like, once you've done a bit, you'd need fast track all the way through, wouldn't you? Yeah, absolutely. You can't queue up. Okay. So logic to taking drugs at theme parks is the takeaway from today's show.

9:22Right, Jim, you're up now. Okay. Round three, you need this. You do need this. Seven clubs. Okay. I know that number, so that's a good start. Really familiar with it. The power cube. Oh, the power Shaqiri. Wow. Yes. Okay. Jordan Shaqiri, a fine player. He scored for Switzerland. That's fine. No answers being given away there. See, this is where Vish's knowledge is really, really good. Don't concentrate on Vish. Because I'm going to go for five, but I reckon he's going to have more than that. Five. I think five's a good lead. Can Vish do six? Vishy. It's me. I'm Kathy. Come on. Is that helping?

10:09I'm not trying to help you, mate. No. His hosting style is very much combative and disruptive, isn't it? I think Vish, I think, you know. I've only got five, you know. All right. So I'm going to make the decision for you. Three, two, one. Jim Campbell gets to name his five clubs that Jordan Shaqiri played for out of the seven that he played. Jim, fire away. So he played for Stoke City, of course, and Liverpool. He played for Bayern Munich. He was at Inter in Italy. I think he was at Basel in Switzerland. And I hope he was. Yes! There's a point! A point! Go on, Jimbo. A point. Excellent. I had Lyon.

10:52Lyon won, yeah. Inter, yes. You forgot Inter? Yeah. Oh, interesting. Basel and Basel 2, you know. We're looking forward to the trilogy, of course. That's where he started. Back in the habit. Basel 2, back in the habit. Bayern Munich, then Inter, then Stoke, Liverpool, Lyon. and finished at Chicago Fire. Oh, nice. He was relegated in 2018 when he played for Stoke. He then moved to Liverpool. Point to Jim. It's 2-1. Love that, Jim. Love that. Round four. Vicious turn. Six clubs. It's Nigel Kwasi.

11:30It's Charlie Austin. Okay. Old Charlie. We were speaking of Charlie earlier. I bet he'd enjoy Chessington World of Adventures. He would. again he'd have to get the fast track because the queues would be a joke Vish can I have a bid from you please hurry up biddy biddy four four six clubs was it I thought you were going to no no no no I'm not going to do all of Charlie Austin's clubs Jim I nearly jumped out my chair so Vish's bid is four for Charlie Austin I simply cannot do five so I'm going to have to hand that over to Petrushan yeah okay right then Vishy baby can you name four clubs of Charlie Austin bet you can't QPR Again, a safe bet.

12:12Swindon Town? Southampton? Play for Burnley? Medution of Antoraja wins! Yeah, border that now. Swindon Town where he started. Burnley, QPR, Southampton, West Brom, and then Brisbane Raw. I had Blackpool and Blackburn. There was no way I was doing that. I understand why. I understand why. In 2015, he was relegated with QPR despite finishing the season as the fourth highest goal scorer in the Premier League. One place above Alexis Sanchez. Yes, he now plays for Hungerford Town, the Hungerford Games. Jim, again, goal difference is important in the grand scheme of things. Honestly, I'm happy to have got one at this point.

12:56You sound like me before every away ashes, as long as it's not a whitewash. Sure. But I didn't avoid the whitewash last week. You have this week, so credit to you. But can you make it 3-2? Can you get another point on the board? Because points are important. Let's have a go. Round five. Seven clubs. He likes to tweet from his bum, it's Jolien Lescott. Oh, okay. Lescott, you say? Yes. In case you're wondering what on earth I'm going on about. Jolien Lescott, of course, tweeted a photo of his brand new car. And everyone's a bit like, oh, that's a bit flash, mate. You know, what are you going on about?

13:31And he said, oh, I was sat on my phone and it did that. Yeah. Incredible. Accidentally. intricate bum cheek to be able to do that really well I mean they're professional athletes aren't they true yeah they'd be firmer wouldn't they yeah I'm surprised I'm just shocked it doesn't happen more often yeah exactly if I could tweet from my bum I'd be doing it all the time yeah true enough what was Beefy Botham tweeting from I think we saw didn't we the other side Jim what am I thinking two Botham references in a week how about that and you're a cricket journalist so you're involved somehow I don't have to cover that he should have covered it I appreciate you buying me the time but I'm not sure it's actually going to help me like that so how many of Johnny Lescott's seven clubs can you name four four I think that's a decent bit shall I do five I'll do five go six no ask him to do six I cannot do six no I was right to assume fish no no no he's someone's not getting a oh you haven't given it to him have you No, I didn't really give him a Juventus shirt.

14:37I'm not going to know. Why Juventus? Because they cheat, Marcus. No, they don't. They would prove it. They were gifting referees with things. Prove it. I don't need to. Italy did. It's already been proved. You didn't read that on the BBC, did you? Right, Visho, come on then. Let's get this out of the way. He tweeted from his ass when he was at Aston Villa. How did I forget Aston Villa? You're a prick, Jim. Wolves. Everton. Man City. feels like he played for QPR

15:09nerd yeah he didn't play for QPR he played for West Brom though West Brom okay yeah he played for A.E.K. Athens though and he played for Sunderland finished his career at Sunderland wow you know a respectable 3-2 loss Jim much better than I did of course Julian Lescott was relegated with Wolves and Villa is this a wobble is this a crack appearing he's attempted to showboat quite possibly quite possibly trying to guess the players yeah yeah yeah that's it yeah so playing the game yeah trying to showboat as the game has just finished Luke Morph has just entered the room quite ominously yes congratulations on another win Vish I presume right it was also your birthday it was Vish's birthday it was Vish's birthday the other day it was very kind of you thank you well done you made it another year very happy returns cheers yeah a shite load of very happy returns that's just a cheap air fresher diffuser in that mate it's not a bottle right okay yeah yeah yeah you could have said that closes at the mic Luke come on we're making a podcast it's a cheap air freshener diffuser apparently not a bottle of spirits which is what it looks like that's a shame well I'll leave it here then you're going to drink it all the time aren't you so yeah I'll be back for you next week well enjoy it Vish and don't drink it all at once thank you very much for listening to the Football Ramble part of the ACAR's Creator Network we'll be back on Monday to react to all the weekends football make sure you're following us on socials at Football Ramble and if you ever want to suggest a theme and some players for my buddy aunt get in touch with me specifically get in touch with us on Insta X in the comments on YouTube email us at footballramble.com we would love to hear from you so there we are another victory for Vish but very respectable score Jim if I may say yeah I mean there was an own goal involved but I'm all for that as an Arsenal fan you're very familiar with that of course but Vish another victory can you be stopped?

16:56it depends how far I get through that but presumably yeah that is a stipulation I'd like to think so if you win a certain this is going straight to my head yeah if you win a certain amount of games you do have to what is it like the 6th or 7th you have to turn up quite drunk for the next one yeah them's the rules them's the rules baby well well done old boy get your pitbull on everybody it's weekend time come on have a lovely one enjoy the North London Derby we'll be all back on Monday to talk about all that Laura Love and God bless

17:34Is it not a drink? No, it's an air freshener, isn't it? Or was that a lie? Yeah, I think that's a lie. Yeah, why the fuck would we buy him an air freshener? Oh, it looks nice. Yeah. What a stinky man. The Football Ramble is a Stack Production and part of the Acast Creator Network.